London massage shop mini reviews

[stampjones]

Roseberry massage is on a back street, not too many people around.

True but it’s a very narrow street so if you get your timing wrong you can be right next to someone. Otoh some of the super busy ones like gerard street are so busy you’re more anonymous in some ways. Ultimately some soho places are quieter than others but the area is still f busy.

[PumpDump]

True but it’s a very narrow street so if you get your timing wrong you can be right next to someone. Otoh some of the super busy ones like gerard street are so busy you’re more anonymous in some ways. Ultimately some soho places are quieter than others but the area is still f busy.

I agree with you, the busy streets are the best, you can slip in unnoticed.

[londonhas]

Are there actually any discreet ish massage parlours in Soho? 😂. Going into a shop where loads are about I’ve never found comfortable. Although I end up going in. But please tell me any shops that are a bit more discreet around Soho

you could try Everwell in the middle of Gerard Street in Chinatown. it shares an entrance with a building with some offices for lawyers and accountants, so it's not obvious from outside what you're going inside for. firm massages but the girls are older. i've gotten OWO there way back in the day as well

[sparkus]

you could try Everwell in the middle of Gerard Street in Chinatown. it shares an entrance with a building with some offices for lawyers and accountants, so it's not obvious from outside what you're going inside for. firm massages but the girls are older. i've gotten OWO there way back in the day as well

Not been in there in years but I've had FS in that basement a few times too.

[alichampion]

I appreciate I am new and have not done much contribution.

I have a really bad back and needed a massage with a good masseur. Is there anyone you can recommend who can help me out and also would offer a BJ as extra?

[Mr Rollison]

Roseberry massage is on a back street, not too many people around.

Don't do what I did.
I quickly opened the door and walked into the nail salon next door. Announced I've an appointment.
It was my first visit.

[stampjones]

I appreciate I am new and have not done much contribution.

I have a really bad back and needed a massage with a good masseur. Is there anyone you can recommend who can help me out and also would offer a BJ as extra?

If you have a bad back I’d suggest seeing a physio or a medically based person rather than risk someone fucking it up worse. Then once your sorted you have a wide choice of ladies on this thread, some of whom will give BJ. I think the intersection between BJ providers and medically trained massagers is pretty small though

[jayper]

Don't do what I did.
I quickly opened the door and walked into the nail salon next door. Announced I've an appointment.
It was my first visit.

What colour did you paint your nails?

[sparkus]

If you have a bad back I’d suggest seeing a physio or a medically based person rather than risk someone fucking it up worse. Then once your sorted you have a wide choice of ladies on this thread, some of whom will give BJ. I think the intersection between BJ providers and medically trained massagers is pretty small though

Can only agree.  If I've ever had a massage + BJ it's only ever been by someone who's given a perfunctory beauty salon-type rub.

[alichampion]

If you have a bad back I’d suggest seeing a physio or a medically based person rather than risk someone fucking it up worse. Then once your sorted you have a wide choice of ladies on this thread, some of whom will give BJ. I think the intersection between BJ providers and medically trained massagers is pretty small though

Thank you. I will heed your advice.

[alichampion]

Can only agree.  If I've ever had a massage + BJ it's only ever been by someone who's given a perfunctory beauty salon-type rub.

Thanks.

[luv2kiss54]

Review from visit to Bangkok 2 a couple of weeks ago.  Was at a loose end, and in the Leytonstone High Road area.  I realised I was near the Thai places, and Bangkok 2 had someone free.  The person in question was called Vicky, and was a sturdy Greek lady with a very large chest.  I booked an hour.  Massage was very high quality.  A bit WSWS - think she was a bit shy and I didn't massively fancy her, so didn't push it, and would've been happy with just a massage, so was in no rush for anything sensual to begin.  Last 5-10 mins she began some excellent teasing strokes, which got me very much in the mood.  I'm not a fan of spanking one out, and since the early signs were promising, I asked if we could extend for 30 mins.  This was agreed, and and a long edging session ensued, with good technique, which I enjoyed.  I didn't reach a climax, but that doesn't bother me - I had had a good time.  Vicky was nice company and good at both styles of massage.  I gave a standard-sized tip.

Sorry what is "Bangkok 2".. is that the full name ?

[sparkus]

Sorry what is "Bangkok 2".. is that the full name ?

Quite bizarrely, yes.

[tonystark]

you could try Everwell in the middle of Gerard Street in Chinatown. it shares an entrance with a building with some offices for lawyers and accountants, so it's not obvious from outside what you're going inside for. firm massages but the girls are older. i've gotten OWO there way back in the day as well

I used go there regularly until about 18 months ago. Used to get good FS from Cindy. Is she still about? 18 months ago I felt she'd gone off the boil and she wasn't as good as she used to be, so drifted away. Any news if she's still active?

[Faz]

Sorry where is this Bangkok 2 place I have no idea. Pls give more details

[BenHiggins]

I used go there regularly until about 18 months ago. Used to get good FS from Cindy. Is she still about? 18 months ago I felt she'd gone off the boil and she wasn't as good as she used to be, so drifted away. Any news if she's still active?

Cindy was still there a few months back.  I dropped in for old times sake.  She doesn’t seem keen to offer FS, although have enjoyed it with her in the past.  I agree she is not quite what she used to be back in the day but her body is holding up well and she always offers a nice combination of a good strong massage and some much needed relief.

[stampjones]

Popped into green remedies on chalton street today. Mimi was on reception. Nice chinese/thai woman late 30s Id guess with a very nice looking pair struggling to stay in her top. Was very tempted as its not often you see big (natural looking) tits snd a youngish looking woman in one of these shops but 40 for 30 minutes just annoys me too much so I left without sampling.

[Alastor22]

Popped into green remedies on chalton street today. Mimi was on reception. Nice chinese/thai woman late 30s Id guess with a very nice looking pair struggling to stay in her top. Was very tempted as its not often you see big (natural looking) tits snd a youngish looking woman in one of these shops but 40 for 30 minutes just annoys me too much so I left without sampling.

That sounds tempting! Is this girls’ name Mimi then? Is she fair skinned?

[westwardbound]

That sounds tempting! Is this girls’ name Mimi then? Is she fair skinned?

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=411486.msg4136753#msg4136753

I believe she's been reviewed here. 

[tonystark]

Cindy was still there a few months back.  I dropped in for old times sake.  She doesn’t seem keen to offer FS, although have enjoyed it with her in the past.  I agree she is not quite what she used to be back in the day but her body is holding up well and she always offers a nice combination of a good strong massage and some much needed relief.

Thanks for that. I'm assuming you didn't get any FS on that last visit. I'm not in London as much as I used to be so when next in I'll see if she's there.

[Saltnpepper]

Has anybody seen this SP, she does look good
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[FlaccidChimp]

Skyline - Nikki Polish

Massage - has good pressure and soft hands. Feels quite good but didn't vary techniques very much
b2b+He - £50,  she got on the table rubbed her boobs over my shaft. Sat on me and gave me HE. both decent. during HE she slowed and stopped before I had finished cumming. I don't like that and don't know why some girls do it.

 

[Duron]

Nikki boob size? Natural? Nipples big, long, sensitive?
Thanks

[PumpDump]

Dr Gu Acupuncture Clinic, Clapham North

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Called in on a Sunday, matron greeted me, I selected 30 mins option for £30. She let me to the room, wider than usual massage table, no shower but a toilet attached to the room. Went in to freshen up. In came Sara, estimated age late 40s, slim body, small B cup tits, in good shape for her age. Limited English but understands basic if you speak slow. Massage started with neck and shoulder. Offered extras less than 5 mins in. Funny that her first offer was to ask if I wanted sex, straight to the point! We agreed on £50. She was paranoid about being heard so had to keep it quiet. Matron called in a few times to ask something in Chinese and Sara responded. Very tight pussy, had difficult getting inside, but eventually warmed her up with RO, pussy was not the freshest so I didn't spend too long there. She was in missionary as I fucked, a lot of wincing from her, I thought she might be in pain as she was still tight, I stopped several times to check she was ok but she just told me she was fine and to continue. Could not get good rhythm going to the noise from the table squeaking and her paranoia about being heard but eventually got there and blew my load on her stomach. She threw me a few wipes and she cleaned herself up. Tried to engage in small talk before and after but she was not too receptive.

[Bangman]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?msg=3976352

That's my review, she's defenitly does not look the same as this photo unless it was taken 15 years ago.

[lougb1]

Has anybody seen this SP, she does look good
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At least 4 different people on the ad, contact  obtained an appointment not in Epsom but in 3 Bridges... could be an African knocking shop that a previous SP warned me about,  red flags waving...

 

[Boss_Grinz]

but eventually got there and blew my load on her stomach. She threw me a few wipes and she cleaned herself up.

So I take this was BB sex 

[FlaccidChimp]

Nikki boob size? Natural? Nipples big, long, sensitive?
Thanks

large nipples and bobs weren't large, maybe B or max C but they were natural.

[Saltnpepper]

At least 4 different people on the ad, contact  obtained an appointment not in Epsom but in 3 Bridges... could be an African knocking shop that a previous SP warned me about,  red flags waving...

 

  thanks for the heads up.

[Saltnpepper]

That's my review, she's defenitly does not look the same as this photo unless it was taken 15 years ago.

Cheers

[beastmaster]

large nipples and bobs weren't large, maybe B or max C but they were natural.

£50 for FS should be good value, if BBBJ/CIM is included? It seems you didn't ask for this, so I guess I will have to try this place myself to verify?

[beastmaster]

Dr Gu Acupuncture Clinic, Clapham North

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Called in on a Sunday, matron greeted me, I selected 30 mins option for £30. She let me to the room, wider than usual massage table, no shower but a toilet attached to the room. Went in to freshen up. In came Sara, estimated age late 40s, slim body, small B cup tits, in good shape for her age. Limited English but understands basic if you speak slow. Massage started with neck and shoulder. Offered extras less than 5 mins in. Funny that her first offer was to ask if I wanted sex, straight to the point! We agreed on £50. She was paranoid about being heard so had to keep it quiet. Matron called in a few times to ask something in Chinese and Sara responded. Very tight pussy, had difficult getting inside, but eventually warmed her up with RO, pussy was not the freshest so I didn't spend too long there. She was in missionary as I fucked, a lot of wincing from her, I thought she might be in pain as she was still tight, I stopped several times to check she was ok but she just told me she was fine and to continue. Could not get good rhythm going to the noise from the table squeaking and her paranoia about being heard but eventually got there and blew my load on her stomach. She threw me a few wipes and she cleaned herself up. Tried to engage in small talk before and after but she was not too receptive.

What the hell is she so paranoid about? Surely the Matron must know what's gong on if Sara always offers FS and the massage table squeaks, also you mentioned the Matron called in a few times during your session, I am positive she knows what's going on. Also its 99% likely that any other customer present in the shop would also be a punter looking for extras, I can't imagine anyone who is looking for a strictly legit massage going into a place like this.

[FlaccidChimp]

£50 for FS should be good value, if BBBJ/CIM is included? It seems you didn't ask for this, so I guess I will have to try this place myself to verify?

I don't request specific extras from any of the girls unless they offer it to me at least once. I've heard people on here say they got full service or something but I never got it offered to me when I asked what was on offer. I've also had a couple of masseuses sleep with me then later claim they don't do sex. One later started doing it again with me. I'm sure they have their reasons for their offerings and who they do it with so I don't usually request unless it's been offered before.

[Mikeb]

No real intel just another funny story. Had to help a friend move office today and he was located just off Middlesex street in east London, it led me to walking by Healthcare Massage, 21 Wentworth St. The entire time they had a 30/40 something good looking asian on the door who serenaded me every time I walked by. At one stage my mate was asking me why I kept walking that route even after he moved the car 

[joshwinkers]

I'm pretty new to the whole massage (plus extras) scene, having visited one place last summer and then one last week, but I'm starting to get the appeal now. I was going to start a thread asking who the best overall provider is considered be but saw when someone did so recently it was frowned upon. So I was just wondering, given that I know nothing about what a massage should feel like for certain, could anyone recommend a woman who gives both a really fantastic Swiss massage (ie relaxing rather than hard) but also happily provides HR? I'm East London based but can travel to anywhere in the city within reason, and am happy to see anyone under the age of 50, and though I'm not in to SSBBW, I'm not hugely concerned about looks or shape either, it's more about the quality of the performance for me.

[stampjones]

I'm pretty new to the whole massage (plus extras) scene, having visited one place last summer and then one last week, but I'm starting to get the appeal now. I was going to start a thread asking who the best overall provider is considered be but saw when someone did so recently it was frowned upon. So I was just wondering, given that I know nothing about what a massage should feel like for certain, could anyone recommend a woman who gives both a really fantastic Swiss massage (ie relaxing rather than hard) but also happily provides HR? I'm East London based but can travel to anywhere in the city within reason, and am happy to see anyone under the age of 50, and though I'm not in to SSBBW, I'm not hugely concerned about looks or shape either, it's more about the quality of the performance for me.

It’s very hard to answer that question.  It depends on so many things. Even just thinking of myself I dont really have one type of massage I like. It depends on my mood, wherher Im more into the sexual side or the massage side that day, lots of things. The best advice is just to try a few and see how it goes. There are two london threads, this and the independents, both pinned to the top of the london massage section. Have a read of the most recent pages on there. That should give you an idea of what is available. Then the only thing is to plunge in snd try. If you like it you’ll soon work out what/who works for you

[Saltnpepper]

I'm pretty new to the whole massage (plus extras) scene, having visited one place last summer and then one last week, but I'm starting to get the appeal now. I was going to start a thread asking who the best overall provider is considered be but saw when someone did so recently it was frowned upon. So I was just wondering, given that I know nothing about what a massage should feel like for certain, could anyone recommend a woman who gives both a really fantastic Swiss massage (ie relaxing rather than hard) but also happily provides HR? I'm East London based but can travel to anywhere in the city within reason, and am happy to see anyone under the age of 50, and though I'm not in to SSBBW, I'm not hugely concerned about looks or shape either, it's more about the quality of the performance for me.

thers a lot of reviews on this one, she is good and has a variations of massages you can pick, Her special move is the HE, Ive never felt anything like it before. Price is good Id say as well

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=411719.0

Thais in Walworth

[aaaaarf]

I'm pretty new to the whole massage (plus extras) scene, having visited one place last summer and then one last week, but I'm starting to get the appeal now. I was going to start a thread asking who the best overall provider is considered be but saw when someone did so recently it was frowned upon. So I was just wondering, given that I know nothing about what a massage should feel like for certain, could anyone recommend a woman who gives both a really fantastic Swiss massage (ie relaxing rather than hard) but also happily provides HR? I'm East London based but can travel to anywhere in the city within reason, and am happy to see anyone under the age of 50, and though I'm not in to SSBBW, I'm not hugely concerned about looks or shape either, it's more about the quality of the performance for me.

I'm pretty new to the scene too but came in from the other side. Really enjoyed good massages and the extras just completed the experience. I've found tantraman's reviews very useful as he covers the massage aspect as well as the HE so you can get some ideas there. I've been trying to book with the E13 plaistow outfit as theres been a few good reviews there but they book out pretty quick and its your way. https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=400559.0

From the few I've visited, there's Tina at Leisure Suites I visited recently. She gives a really decent relaxing massage and is pretty well reviewed. https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=414893.0

[joshwinkers]

Thanks for all of the responses so far, has given me a lot to think about.

[PumpDump]

Thanks for all of the responses so far, has given me a lot to think about.

With massage, what you like I may not, and vice versa. The best advice is to try different providers until you find someone who gives a good massage as you like it. You could try going to a professional masseuse as a benchmark so you know what it should feel like.

[LondonPunt]

Has anyone tried Aurora Spa Massage in Liverpool Street? Says new place.

[bigboy96]

Has anyone been to the massage place by Cricklewood station? I've read good and bad reviews and do they have various nationality's? I'm only asking as I shall be in the area soon. Thanks.

[Faz]

Still would like to know where bangkok 2 is

[sparkus]

Still would like to know where bangkok 2 is

It's right near Leytonstone High Road Overground station.  A couple of units down if walking towards Stratford.  Big pink sign on pavement, can't miss it.

[Faz]

Thanks Sparkus will try. I have tried Google but can't find it. (Weird)

[sparkus]

Thanks Sparkus will try. I have tried Google but can't find it. (Weird)

It's inside some legit beauty salon, on the corner. Probably why you can't see online.

That said, surely there's easier Thai options around there?

[Mistermassage]

Saw Colombian Sarah earlier at skyline this week. I had never seen her before and didn’t search the site for her reviews. Time slot was for 30 mins and we spent 28 mins of that heavy petting. I paid £60 for OW which was well delivered. Kissing was included as well

[Budgiesmuggler]

Saw Colombian Sarah earlier at skyline this week. I had never seen her before and didn’t search the site for her reviews. Time slot was for 30 mins and we spent 28 mins of that heavy petting. I paid £60 for OW which was well delivered. Kissing was included as well

Can you describe her? Never tried her there

[pbj46]

Has anyone tried Aurora Spa Massage in Liverpool Street? Says new place.

You gonna TOFTT?

[Faz]

Thanks Sparkus.