London massage shop mini reviews

[Kojac]

Location: 10 Lamb’s Conduit Passage

Stumbled upon this place and while walking past, saw an Asian lady in the shop window putting on make up.

On my double take, while the passage was quiet I ducked in. I was greeted
By coco. Hard to determine age but I’d say mid 40s. Cute smile and very good English.

Decided to take the plunge. £35 for 30mins. Taken downstairs to a rather large room with toilet, shower and table with loads of space around it.  Massage was ok. Nothing to write home about or here. Very chatty and said that about a year ago this was just a nail salon. Now only massage. Apparently 2 girls work there in the week.
On the 20mins asked if I wanted extras. Not sure what the full menu was but got b2b for £80. More might be available. Hard to say.
Great figure and great Chebs. She was wearing stocking under her dress. She looked great in that.  It went me sucking her natural Chebs, then she climbed on and gave me a tit wank kind of thing and then finished me to completion. Unloaded, showered and out the shop on the 30min mark.

Probably would go back but not on a regular basis

Great find DickiePunting

@sparkus, have you had the pleasure of Coco's chebs from Fu He in Shepherds Bush? 

[sparkus]

Great find DickiePunting

@sparkus, have you had the pleasure of Coco's chebs from Fu He in Shepherds Bush? 

Only if that's Lucy under another name.

[lougb1]

Location: 10 Lamb’s Conduit Passage

Stumbled upon this place and while walking past, saw an Asian lady in the shop window putting on make up.

On my double take, while the passage was quiet I ducked in. I was greeted
By coco. Hard to determine age but I’d say mid 40s. Cute smile and very good English.

Decided to take the plunge. £35 for 30mins. Taken downstairs to a rather large room with toilet, shower and table with loads of space around it.  Massage was ok. Nothing to write home about or here. Very chatty and said that about a year ago this was just a nail salon. Now only massage. Apparently 2 girls work there in the week.
On the 20mins asked if I wanted extras. Not sure what the full menu was but got b2b for £80. More might be available. Hard to say.
Great figure and great Chebs. She was wearing stocking under her dress. She looked great in that.  It went me sucking her natural Chebs, then she climbed on and gave me a tit wank kind of thing and then finished me to completion. Unloaded, showered and out the shop on the 30min mark.

Probably would go back but not on a regular basis

£80 for 10 minutes b2b!! The world is mad.. I thought that would make it 60 minutes

 

[PumpDump]

£80 for 10 minutes b2b!! The world is mad.. I thought that would make it 60 minutes

 

The world is my mad, some punters are. 40 is the going rate for b2b. 50 max. You should get 20 - 25 mins of the 30 mins for that.

[Wankingdead]

Cici Chinese LnN Spa Mottingham
Medium size pretty face thirty something with short black hair slight tummy as they all seem to have, size b jugs and a very trimmed hedge, 30 for 30, good massage and offered extras at half time, £40 for b2b, couldn’t wait to disrobe and jump on the table for careful grind, allowed two fingers and offered her nipples for careful study.

Celine Afghan at Lee High Road Lewisham
Celine is early twenties medium hight, slim with long black hair and beautiful face, I have never been with an Afghan girl so was very keen, her massage was amateurish but that was not what I came for, b2b was offered for £40, she is slim with smallish tits but very responsive nips. Ashe allowed and fully enjoyed rubbing her clit and I think she came. She accepted my invitation to sit on my cock and have a safe grind. She was smiley and happy to follow instructions.

Zoe @ LeeHigh Road Lewisham
Saw her after my plan A went up in smoke, was told English 24 size 12 but in reality she was English in her early thirties size XXXL, she was as really nice and has a beautiful face and mild manners, she new how to handle a cock and her pierced nipples were responsive to touching and sucking, FK was delivered with gusto and she eventually allowed a good grind of her puss, she might not be to everyone taste but I enjoyed my session with her.

Emma Still Water Spa Bromley
It seems every Chinese woman who work there is called Emma, this one was in her mid forties, shoulder length hair size 8 with nicer body than average, £40 for 45 mins, good service £40 b2b that included tit sucking and puss play as well as careful grind.

[PumpDump]

Cici Chinese LnN Spa Mottingham
Medium size pretty face thirty something with short black hair slight tummy as they all seem to have, size b jugs and a very trimmed hedge, 30 for 30, good massage and offered extras at half time, £40 for b2b, couldn’t wait to disrobe and jump on the table for careful grind, allowed two fingers and offered her nipples for careful study.

Celine Afghan at Lee High Road Lewisham
Celine is early twenties medium hight, slim with long black hair and beautiful face, I have never been with an Afghan girl so was very keen, her massage was amateurish but that was not what I came for, b2b was offered for £40, she is slim with smallish tits but very responsive nips. Ashe allowed and fully enjoyed rubbing her clit and I think she came. She accepted my invitation to sit on my cock and have a safe grind. She was smiley and happy to follow instructions.

Zoe @ LeeHigh Road Lewisham
Saw her after my plan A went up in smoke, was told English 24 size 12 but in reality she was English in her early thirties size XXXL, she was as really nice and has a beautiful face and mild manners, she new how to handle a cock and her pierced nipples were responsive to touching and sucking, FK was delivered with gusto and she eventually allowed a good grind of her puss, she might not be to everyone taste but I enjoyed my session with her.

Emma Still Water Spa Bromley
It seems every Chinese woman who work there is called Emma, this one was in her mid forties, shoulder length hair size 8 with nicer body than average, £40 for 45 mins, good service £40 b2b that included tit sucking and puss play as well as careful grind.

Nice reviews, thank you!

What is the name of this shop on Lee High Road? Celine sounds worth a visit, what day did you see her?

[sparkus]

Cici Chinese LnN Spa Mottingham
Medium size pretty face thirty something with short black hair slight tummy as they all seem to have, size b jugs and a very trimmed hedge, 30 for 30, good massage and offered extras at half time, £40 for b2b, couldn’t wait to disrobe and jump on the table for careful grind, allowed two fingers and offered her nipples for careful study.

Celine Afghan at Lee High Road Lewisham
Celine is early twenties medium hight, slim with long black hair and beautiful face, I have never been with an Afghan girl so was very keen, her massage was amateurish but that was not what I came for, b2b was offered for £40, she is slim with smallish tits but very responsive nips. Ashe allowed and fully enjoyed rubbing her clit and I think she came. She accepted my invitation to sit on my cock and have a safe grind. She was smiley and happy to follow instructions.

Zoe @ LeeHigh Road Lewisham
Saw her after my plan A went up in smoke, was told English 24 size 12 but in reality she was English in her early thirties size XXXL, she was as really nice and has a beautiful face and mild manners, she new how to handle a cock and her pierced nipples were responsive to touching and sucking, FK was delivered with gusto and she eventually allowed a good grind of her puss, she might not be to everyone taste but I enjoyed my session with her.

Emma Still Water Spa Bromley
It seems every Chinese woman who work there is called Emma, this one was in her mid forties, shoulder length hair size 8 with nicer body than average, £40 for 45 mins, good service £40 b2b that included tit sucking and puss play as well as careful grind.

Is Zoe the new Clair?

[FlaccidChimp]

Saw Lily Vietnamese @ Skyline - Lee High Road / Lewisham

At the end when I enquired for extras she said she didn't do them and that's what I was there for. Massage pressure and touch was good and I liked her body but that's where it ends. Face not appealing but wouldn't call ugly. Like I said no extras offered to me so will probably put off some from visiting her.

[RAJEC]

Cici Chinese LnN Spa Mottingham
Medium size pretty face thirty something with short black hair slight tummy as they all seem to have, size b jugs and a very trimmed hedge, 30 for 30, good massage and offered extras at half time, £40 for b2b, couldn’t wait to disrobe and jump on the table for careful grind, allowed two fingers and offered her nipples for careful study.

Celine Afghan at Lee High Road Lewisham
Celine is early twenties medium hight, slim with long black hair and beautiful face, I have never been with an Afghan girl so was very keen, her massage was amateurish but that was not what I came for, b2b was offered for £40, she is slim with smallish tits but very responsive nips. Ashe allowed and fully enjoyed rubbing her clit and I think she came. She accepted my invitation to sit on my cock and have a safe grind. She was smiley and happy to follow instructions.

Zoe @ LeeHigh Road Lewisham
Saw her after my plan A went up in smoke, was told English 24 size 12 but in reality she was English in her early thirties size XXXL, she was as really nice and has a beautiful face and mild manners, she new how to handle a cock and her pierced nipples were responsive to touching and sucking, FK was delivered with gusto and she eventually allowed a good grind of her puss, she might not be to everyone taste but I enjoyed my session with her.

Emma Still Water Spa Bromley
It seems every Chinese woman who work there is called Emma, this one was in her mid forties, shoulder length hair size 8 with nicer body than average, £40 for 45 mins, good service £40 b2b that included tit sucking and puss play as well as careful grind.

Top work wd.

What did Zoe charge?

[issacchilemba]

Nature & Health
118 Middlesex St, London E1 7HY
Stones throw from Liverpool Street Station.

I popped in about 9pm on a weekday in November 23 and was the last customer of the day.
The lady who serviced me, I did not catch her name, but she had the standard Thai bolt on's, nice body, but a bit of jaw on her like she likes a good gurn! 

Massage was good, paid for 45 minutes which I think was like £50 or something, I then turned over £100 notes (without negotiating, my bad) for the B2B and HR service at the end.
All in all a decent experience, got what I wanted, could have negotiated down a bit, but haven't been back since, so I guess that tells you what you need to know.
I like to try and build rapport with my masseuses but this one wasn't that interested. . .maybe more time and repeat visits are required to build this up.

Only problem with this place is there are 2 or 3 pubs and lots of people walking passed outside, so you need to be very discreet diving in and out, one for the hooded top to avoid being spotted by anyone you may know!

[james jaspen]

Not directly related to a massage shop but this might be of interest to anyone who remembers 'Polish Laura' from Skyline (around 2018).

I spotted her on The Massage People website under the name of Sonia when I put in a Paddington post code. Based solely on the picture she doesn't look to have aged very well.

Unfortunately she doesn't cover my area (I don't live in Paddington) so not able to see if she still offers additional services.

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[Wankingdead]

All b2b was the usual £40. Was told me about a new Chinese girl but was busy somewhere else so did not (sample).

[RAJEC]

 

All b2b was the usual £40. Was told me about a new Chinese girl but was busy somewhere else so did not (sample).

[Hot_chocolate]

Hey guys,

Not sure if I'm on the right forum but was wondering if anyone could help with any info on this WG? I've had her on my radar for a while but can't find any reviews of her anywhere. I've messaged her and she gives an extensive list of what she offers but, I just want to see what others think before I buy if you catch my drift  .

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[Global_Punter]

Nature & Health
118 Middlesex St, London E1 7HY
Stones throw from Liverpool Street Station.

I popped in about 9pm on a weekday in November 23 and was the last customer of the day.
The lady who serviced me, I did not catch her name, but she had the standard Thai bolt on's, nice body, but a bit of jaw on her like she likes a good gurn! 

Massage was good, paid for 45 minutes which I think was like £50 or something, I then turned over £100 notes (without negotiating, my bad) for the B2B and HR service at the end.
All in all a decent experience, got what I wanted, could have negotiated down a bit, but haven't been back since, so I guess that tells you what you need to know.
I like to try and build rapport with my masseuses but this one wasn't that interested. . .maybe more time and repeat visits are required to build this up.

Only problem with this place is there are 2 or 3 pubs and lots of people walking passed outside, so you need to be very discreet diving in and out, one for the hooded top to avoid being spotted by anyone you may know!

I have been to this establishment a couple of times, but haven't been in a while. I had a regular that I reviewed but can't remember her name now.

The rates are roughly £80 -£100 and more is on offer if you build a good rapport with the lady. I also agree about the pubs in the area, you forgot to mention the multiple restaurants too.

[juzz]

Hey guys,

Not sure if I'm on the right forum but was wondering if anyone could help with any info on this WG? I've had her on my radar for a while but can't find any reviews of her anywhere. I've messaged her and she gives an extensive list of what she offers but, I just want to see what others think before I buy if you catch my drift  .

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AW feedback looks dubious.  Given her location, maybe worth asking on East England rather than London. Good luck.

[sparkus]

She usually has more ads up, some semi nude but my question is who is paying this 

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[tony22]

She usually has more ads up, some semi nude but my question is who is paying this 

WTF!!! Dusty phone I presume.

[issacchilemba]

Diamond Thai Massage
39 Toynbee St, Shoreditch, E1 7NE
Few minutes walk from Aldgate East Station.

Mid week, finished work, went for a walk about, walked in and out of 3 parlours who had no availability (who knew this game was so popular!) and ended up at this place.
Thankfully they had space and opted for the 45 Minutes for £45 Relaxing Massage option.
Shop is not on a main street, so was able to slip in quite easily, there is a nail bar next door, so no doubt connected (seems to be the trend now!).
Very small Reception area but the lady behind the desk was friendly.
Went into the back and greeted by a large, but pretty, Thai lady. Initially she said her name was 'Sara' but by the end of the massage that had changed to 'Katie' (she explained she gives a 'fake' name unless she wants to see the person again and then gives the real one!).

Big curvy girl, so not your normal Thai, but beautiful face and knows what she's is doing, said she had been here for a number of years and works on weekdays.

After 25 minutes of a nice massage, nice soft hands and good technique (although I may go for the actual Thai massage next time) she asked if I wanted something more.
We landed on £85 for B2B, after requesting £100 initially. So total outlay was £130.

Really good B2B with lots of Oil and tits in the face and allowing my hands to roam. . .I didn't go down into the private area as her positioning was as such, but lots of eye contact and smiling which was great and not always what you get. She did a bit of edging and calmed me down and brought me back up again, so again not going straight for the kill! Explosive finish, shower, chat and a bottle of water for the road. I have a feeling I was in there a bit more than the 45 minutes so they may not be super strict on timings.

Overall a good experience and will probably return to see Sara/Katie next time!

[Wankingdead]

Work brought me close to Lee High & Skyline so called to see who is available and was informed by the helpful receptionist Nikki new black British is available, went for 45 minutes and so it began, Nikki is a medium hight chica about 5:7, size 8 ish with large drooping boobs and medium sized ass, facially was pretty enough to grab my interest and I think she is 21 or 22, her massage was mediocre and worst of all was the sticky oil she used which really stuck everywhere despite taking two showers afterwards , b2b was £40 and uninspiring it felt like she was just going through the motions. I was not keen on her offering to the point I didn’t bother to insist on her removing alll her clothes and spent the rest of the session thinking about what I could have done with my £££. Eventually I reminded her my time was thankfull up and I quickly slithered to the bathroom for get rid of the sticky stuff. One to avoid.

[goodmans]

Work brought me close to Lee High & Skyline so called to see who is available and was informed by the helpful receptionist Nikki new black British is available, went for 45 minutes and so it began, Nikki is a medium hight chica about 5:7, size 8 ish with large drooping boobs and medium sized ass, facially was pretty enough to grab my interest and I think she is 21 or 22, her massage was mediocre and worst of all was the sticky oil she used which really stuck everywhere despite taking two showers afterwards , b2b was £40 and uninspiring it felt like she was just going through the motions. I was not keen on her offering to the point I didn’t bother to insist on her removing alll her clothes and spent the rest of the session thinking about what I could have done with my £££. Eventually I reminded her my time was thankfull up and I quickly slithered to the bathroom for get rid of the sticky stuff. One to avoid.

jessica is very attractive and fit she used to work Sunday and Tuesday and Thursday not sure if she works there anymore she does work Monday at a place in grays inn road called bliss or sunny

[elnukky]

Celine at Skyline; 5'6 20 something Afghan with a London accent, slim, seemed like she could do with a bit of sun.

The usual price schedule.

B2B needs some practice though I think she dodges getting oily to avoid using the shower.

[y101y]

Saw Lily Vietnamese @ Skyline - Lee High Road / Lewisham

At the end when I enquired for extras she said she didn't do them and that's what I was there for. Massage pressure and touch was good and I liked her body but that's where it ends. Face not appealing but wouldn't call ugly. Like I said no extras offered to me so will probably put off some from visiting her.

Wow, surprised to hear that. I thought everyone working there knows the score

[issacchilemba]

Happy Days Thai Spa
31 Bethnal Green Road, Shoreditch, London, E1 6LA
1 Minute walk from Shoreditch High Street Overground
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New Spa in the area (opened about 2 months ago) so I thought I would give it a go.
Next door is a Nail Bar, which used to be a Bubble Tea place.
Anyway, nice new fitout inside, nice and modern décor, quite small so maybe three rooms only.
I did walk in previously and they were full, so came back another day and got lucky someone was free, but seemingly making a booking may be the way to go with this place given the size.

The girl at the front desk is cute, but with a naughty side to her, however both times she was at the front and not sure she provides any massage services. . .but may have to ask next time!
Both times there was a Thai bloke at the front with her also.

Led to the room and a few minutes later the masseuse enters, disappointing, mid-50's, not exactly what I had pictured in my mind, but anyway went along with it, I had ordered the Thai Massage for 45 Minutes for £50. Massage started but felt like she was going through the motions and certainly not putting in the 'passion' for the Thai Massage. After 10 minutes she offered me Happy Ending for £40, we agreed £30. Nothing else seemed to be on offer, but to be fair I think she knew, and I knew, it would not have been of interest!

So 20 minutes in she asks me to flip over and starts on the little fella, at this point I was a tad confused as a 'happy ending' is normally at the 'end'. . .to be fair to her the light was dark so I couldn't really make her out and her technique was fantastic, working away with one hand on my balls and the other on the head and shaft, borderline Lingam, I had to slow her down twice, to prolong the experience. After 10 minutes of play I finally popped. She cleaned me up and then continued with the massage on the front, clicking my neck, popping out my toes, but like I said no real passion in the massage.

She said she only works at this location on weekends, and in the week in Holburn. She was also very hush-hush with negotiations so maybe not the norm for this establishment, not sure.
On the way out I caught a glimpse of the masseuse in the next room, who was short haired and looked more professional masseuse vibes, I think her customer may have been female also.

So overall it was £80 for 45 Mins Thai Massage with HR. I would not go back for the same lady, nor interested in the short haired one, but may chance my arm again in the week and maybe ask if I can book and ask what my options are, and whether the receptionist herself is available!

[Dynasty_d]

Happy days on Bethnal Green Road? Been twice, once maybe it was who you mentioned. The next time was a younger Thai girl looks around 29. Massage was good, extras offered but i feel its hush hush.

[jayper]

Are there any obvious red flags with this account?

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[aae]

£120 per hour for full service? Either the photos, or the prices, are from ten years ago.

Are there any obvious red flags with this account?

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[petermisc]

£120 per hour for full service? Either the photos, or the prices, are from ten years ago.

It seems to be what she has been charging elsewhere on her tour.  Same as some of the "no drogues" crew charge in suburban locations.  I thought she might actually be one of that crew, but she is not on their website.

Photos probably are ten years old, as with many Thai SPs, but not too unrepresentative according to recent reviewers on here.

[LLPunting]

It seems to be what she has been charging elsewhere on her tour.  Same as some of the "no drogues" crew charge in suburban locations.  I thought she might actually be one of that crew, but she is not on their website.

Photos probably are ten years old, as with many Thai SPs, but not too unrepresentative according to recent reviewers on here.

Photos seem to be same photographer as many of "no drogues" crew so likely came in the same route.  Photos heavily smoothed so safe to add 10+ years of wear and tear to face and body for tempering expectations about youth, looks and meh service (given the likely association).

[sparkus]

Photos seem to be same photographer as many of "no drogues" crew so likely came in the same route.  Photos heavily smoothed so safe to add 10+ years of wear and tear to face and body for tempering expectations about youth, looks and meh service (given the likely association).

No Droogs? Not surprised given Alex and Dim's antics with the old in-out.
(Droog costume cosplay/punk attire looks amazing on women with hefty chebs)

[daviemac]

Happy days on Bethnal Green Road? Been twice, once maybe it was who you mentioned. The next time was a younger Thai girl looks around 29. Massage was good, extras offered but i feel its hush hush.

Any reason for you not reviewing any of the SP's you've seen? 

[Darren101]

Any good places in Soho that aren’t a tourist trap / rip off these days?

I used to frequent Elegant Studio, above Ever well in Gerrard St but think Covid killed them.

Any of the many Thai places or best to avoid?

[Jayjay17]

Any good places in Soho that aren’t a tourist trap / rip off these days?

I used to frequent Elegant Studio, above Ever well in Gerrard St but think Covid killed them.

Any of the many Thai places or best to avoid?

Roseberry Spa is a good one that does B2B and HE without ripping you off.

[LLPunting]

Celine at Skyline; 5'6 20 something Afghan with a London accent, slim, seemed like she could do with a bit of sun.

The usual price schedule.

B2B needs some practice though I think she dodges getting oily to avoid using the shower.

Sallow skin, dark circles round her eyes, no sign of the beautiful face that WD saw (certainly nothing like the famous National Geographic cover girl).  Googling "Afghan women"  showed plenty of beauties and Celine was very non-descript in their shadow.
She was pre-occupied with her phone for much of my sesh, using one hand to "massage" me when she thought I wasn't looking, clueless/almost dangerous with her inept massage, causing pain by pressing or resting her (skinny) weight via her boney forearms on bone projections.
20/40/60 quoted for service options but while she was receptive to attentions she was pretty artless in giving any, her b2b non-existent, no grinding either.  Wouldn't recommend for any level of service and not a destination for looks unless you're hankering for a slender androgen with acne, a trepidatious girl not really suited to the job.

[petermisc]

No Droogs?

"No drogues" (no drugs): a spelling mistake cut and pasted into the AW profiles of a particular Thai crew, now with their own website:
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[sparkus]

"No drogues" (no drugs): a spelling mistake cut and pasted into the AW profiles of a particular Thai crew, now with their own website:
External Link/Members Only

Yes, I've seen them.
Just say no.

[Scrumpy69]

Arunya Thai - mitchame road

Anyone tried these guys?

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[issacchilemba]

Kinaree Thai Spa London
4 Heneage St, Brick Lane, London, E1 5LJ
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Continuing my crusade of Shoreditch Thai Massage parlours I dived into this venue after a long week.
First thing to note is that its diagonally opposite a busy East London Hipster type pub, so there were about 50 people standing outside, so was a hood up job on the way in and out. You can access the shop with more discretion if you walk around the block and up the street, but on this occasion I braved it with the hood!

Upon arrival greeted and seated by the receptionist, I think I was last customer of the day.
£60 for 1 Hour Thai Massage.
The website does not show any 45 or 30 minute options. . .either way I was happy with the hour.

Beautiful older Thai lady by the name of Lucy. Very chatty, very friendly, very sexy MILF vibes. Only works Sat/Sun. Really great Thai massage from head to toe with lots of chit chat. So if you don't like your chit chat then maybe she's not the one for you, but I enjoyed it as she seems to be an interesting character! Room was tight with feet up against the wall (6'1) so if your any taller than me then may not be ideal.

I was then offered HE for £40. . .given I only had 20's and all the nice chit chat I obliged, didn't negotiate on this occasion. Slightly disappointed that nothing more was offered, however there's always a next time to see if there is more.

Nice, but not very sensual, HE, still chatting away whilst she started, then she paused the talk and placed her hand on my chest and said relax now as we moved into the business end of the arrangement! She allowed me a nice cop of her arse and back which sent the mind wondering if more may be on offer next time. . .either way it didn't take long for the pop! Hot towel rub down and a glass of water and I was out. Probably in there for 1 hour 15 minutes in the end, so no clockwatching at all. No shower in the room and none offered, if that is something you need may need to check this.

On the way out I said bye to one of the other girls who looked very attractive, receptionist was ok.
Overall my current fav of the 4 establishments I have reviewed so far, so this one may be a return visit for me!

 

[LLPunting]

jessica is very attractive and fit she used to work Sunday and Tuesday and Thursday not sure if she works there anymore she does work Monday at a place in grays inn road called bliss or sunny

How long ago did you see "Jessica" at Skyline?

[goodmans]

Not sure she worked at skyline I saw her at a place in grays inn road called sunny about 6 months ago

[Darren101]

Roseberry Spa is a good one that does B2B and HE without ripping you off.

Ta! Will keep them in mind next time I’m in the area and have an hr to spare. Don’t normally venture to that street I think.

[LLPunting]

Not sure she worked at skyline I saw her at a place in grays inn road called sunny about 6 months ago

Thanks.  Ethnicity, size, approx age?

[goodmans]

Mid 30s medium breasts good looking dark blonde 5ft 5 roughly slim does a very good massage does most services no fs in parlour but she’s willing to travel to your place but wants to much

[pbj46]

Kinaree Thai Spa London
4 Heneage St, Brick Lane, London, E1 5LJ
External Link/Members Only

Continuing my crusade of Shoreditch Thai Massage parlours I dived into this venue after a long week.
First thing to note is that its diagonally opposite a busy East London Hipster type pub, so there were about 50 people standing outside, so was a hood up job on the way in and out. You can access the shop with more discretion if you walk around the block and up the street, but on this occasion I braved it with the hood!

Upon arrival greeted and seated by the receptionist, I think I was last customer of the day.
£60 for 1 Hour Thai Massage.
The website does not show any 45 or 30 minute options. . .either way I was happy with the hour.

Beautiful older Thai lady by the name of Lucy. Very chatty, very friendly, very sexy MILF vibes. Only works Sat/Sun. Really great Thai massage from head to toe with lots of chit chat. So if you don't like your chit chat then maybe she's not the one for you, but I enjoyed it as she seems to be an interesting character! Room was tight with feet up against the wall (6'1) so if your any taller than me then may not be ideal.

I was then offered HE for £40. . .given I only had 20's and all the nice chit chat I obliged, didn't negotiate on this occasion. Slightly disappointed that nothing more was offered, however there's always a next time to see if there is more.

Nice, but not very sensual, HE, still chatting away whilst she started, then she paused the talk and placed her hand on my chest and said relax now as we moved into the business end of the arrangement! She allowed me a nice cop of her arse and back which sent the mind wondering if more may be on offer next time. . .either way it didn't take long for the pop! Hot towel rub down and a glass of water and I was out. Probably in there for 1 hour 15 minutes in the end, so no clockwatching at all. No shower in the room and none offered, if that is something you need may need to check this.

On the way out I said bye to one of the other girls who looked very attractive, receptionist was ok.
Overall my current fav of the 4 establishments I have reviewed so far, so this one may be a return visit for me!

 

Why are you doing these reviews in this thread?  Good reviews, seems to me like they deserve their own post in the main forum.

[PumpDump]

Why are you doing these reviews in this thread?  Good reviews, seems to me like they deserve their own post in the main forum.

I agree. Much easier to find and correlate when it has it's own review.

[goodguy22london]

A bit of intel to share here:

I walked pass Be Health (External Link/Members Only) today and though I just walked by. However, a beautiful Chinese lady in her late 40s dressed in elegant dress and very fit body caught my eyes. I had to return and check her name!

She was standing next to reception lady, who was busy trying to get me in. However, my eyes were all over her. Not only she wore a nice dress and was fit, she also had beautiful make-up.

Sadly she didn't look back so I simply walked. She is called Julie.

I have seen some reviews in the past but seeing her in-person with such a nice dress is a different thing

[stonebow1]

The reality is if you do that you risk (albeit a small risk) getting in trouble. The masseuse has much less of an equivalent risk if she makes the first move. But moreimportantly it’s just not a good thing to do. She has the right not to be groped randomly in her job whatever type of service she offers. I personally would never lay a hand on any kind of SP without being 100% sure it was ok and certainly not as a test of getting extra services. Normally it’s pretty obvious when stuff is on offer and if you really must when you’re not sure, ask her rather than grope her.

Well put. Feel like this needs to be stickied somewhere because every punter needs to read this.

[Mikeb]

No intel just a funny story. Was walking by Nature & Health just off Liverpool Street Station the other evening just as it was getting dark. Have never seen anything but old Chinese biddies in there and have been warned that area is notorious for overcharging so I’ve never indulged.

Inside the window there’s a man (could be on this forum for all I know) counting out the money to two very attractive young Asian lady’s. Like really slowly removing the money from a giant roll as they both stared at the cash.  He then walked out with a face like this  stopped, did a check left and right and walked on.

I must keep a sneaky eye out for those ladies again and see if there’s any good prices going.

I sure hope I don’t look that bad when coming out of the shops! 

[goodguy22london]

No intel just a funny story. Was walking by Nature & Health just off Liverpool Street Station the other evening just as it was getting dark. Have never seen anything but old Chinese biddies in there and have been warned that area is notorious for overcharging so I’ve never indulged.

Inside the window there’s a man (could be on this forum for all I know) counting out the money to two very attractive young Asian lady’s. Like really slowly removing the money from a giant roll as they both stared at the cash.  He then walked out with a face like this  stopped, did a check left and right and walked on.

I must keep a sneaky eye out for those ladies again and see if there’s any good prices going.

I sure hope I don’t look that bad when coming out of the shops! 

Funny story thanks!

[stampjones]

Decent experience in kings cross
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