Happy Days Thai Spa
31 Bethnal Green Road, Shoreditch, London, E1 6LA
1 Minute walk from Shoreditch High Street Overground
External Link/Members OnlyNew Spa in the area (opened about 2 months ago) so I thought I would give it a go.
Next door is a Nail Bar, which used to be a Bubble Tea place.
Anyway, nice new fitout inside, nice and modern décor, quite small so maybe three rooms only.
I did walk in previously and they were full, so came back another day and got lucky someone was free, but seemingly making a booking may be the way to go with this place given the size.
The girl at the front desk is cute, but with a naughty side to her, however both times she was at the front and not sure she provides any massage services. . .but may have to ask next time!
Both times there was a Thai bloke at the front with her also.
Led to the room and a few minutes later the masseuse enters, disappointing, mid-50's, not exactly what I had pictured in my mind, but anyway went along with it, I had ordered the Thai Massage for 45 Minutes for £50. Massage started but felt like she was going through the motions and certainly not putting in the 'passion' for the Thai Massage. After 10 minutes she offered me Happy Ending for £40, we agreed £30. Nothing else seemed to be on offer, but to be fair I think she knew, and I knew, it would not have been of interest!
So 20 minutes in she asks me to flip over and starts on the little fella, at this point I was a tad confused as a 'happy ending' is normally at the 'end'. . .to be fair to her the light was dark so I couldn't really make her out and her technique was fantastic, working away with one hand on my balls and the other on the head and shaft, borderline Lingam, I had to slow her down twice, to prolong the experience. After 10 minutes of play I finally popped. She cleaned me up and then continued with the massage on the front, clicking my neck, popping out my toes, but like I said no real passion in the massage.
She said she only works at this location on weekends, and in the week in Holburn. She was also very hush-hush with negotiations so maybe not the norm for this establishment, not sure.
On the way out I caught a glimpse of the masseuse in the next room, who was short haired and looked more professional masseuse vibes, I think her customer may have been female also.
So overall it was £80 for 45 Mins Thai Massage with HR. I would not go back for the same lady, nor interested in the short haired one, but may chance my arm again in the week and maybe ask if I can book and ask what my options are, and whether the receptionist herself is available!