London massage shop mini reviews

[LLPunting]

I described her before and you said you were sure it was her, I don't think you eyeballed her north of the river.

Oh   
Was it a description in a thread post (pls link) or in a PM?  Can then clarify if I'm mistaken.
FTR this Jenny is about 5'4", slender 6/8, small round face prettier side of plain but no head turner, black bob cut, small mouth and lips. little chin, in her 30s but could claim just under 30, pale skin.

[sparkus]

Oh   
Was it a description in a thread post (pls link) or in a PM?  Can then clarify if I'm mistaken.
FTR this Jenny is about 5'4", slender 6/8, small round face prettier side of plain but no head turner, black bob cut, small mouth and lips. little chin, in her 30s but could claim just under 30, pale skin.

Both, I think.
That could be her but her frame is a little slim thicc, flat ass though.

[LLPunting]

Both, I think.
That could be her but her frame is a little slim thicc, flat ass though.

This one def not thicc.
Decent high street fashion sense too, classy not gaudy, very respectable.

[sparkus]

This one def not thicc.
Decent high street fashion sense too, classy not gaudy, very respectable.

Not thicc thick but slim with slight curve. See my review, it's the same.

[LLPunting]

Not thicc thick but slim with slight curve. See my review, it's the same.

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SP- Jenny is around the late 20s mark, be surprised if 30 but could be a youthful one.  What's notable/commendable is her body, well shown off in her little sports dress and trainers but slim and curvy eg. size 10 at most but massive hips and shapely legs.  Attractive in a quirky way, her get up and youthful assurance created a welcoming vibe and sense of fun to follow.  Not much in the way of an arse though, tits were lively Bs with long nipples.  Overall her dimensions suited her.
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Sorry, no to massive hips, curvy, size 10 or long nips. 
Wish I'd met your Jenny.

[PumpDump]

Thanks, Lulu at New Malden?  I'm hoping is not the Lulu I had the misfortune to meet in Bromley.
Any idea which days she's at which establishments?

Yes at New Malden on Mondays. Check my reviews.

[StevenSELondon]

Not sure whether a shop or apartment, but has anyone used these guys before?

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[LLPunting]

Not sure whether a shop or apartment, but has anyone used these guys before?

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At least one 12 yr old image, 3 clearly stolen B&S pics for the staff and inconsistent uniforms...

Other search engine results further point to ropey op incl:
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[StevenSELondon]

Thanks LLP.

Completely agree pic's are not accurate...was just wondering what the reality is when you arrive.  Young and pretty or old and haggard!
 

[Boogzy]

Been to Wanthana in leyton a few times again, if you’re new you can’t just ask about the flat straight away you need to go to the Shop a few times first and get acquainted but damn do these women deliver lol.. had some good experiences there lately, it’s like £100 extra for b2b massage + owo and sex, I’ve been with like 3/4 of them already and they were all good. The condom even split and while I was super horny I just continued and I’m not one to get owo usually but thankfully I got tested after these endeavours and I was clean which was a welcome surprise! Defo recommend

[Ladeeda]

Visited the place on Judd St, near Euston recently after work.

£40 for 30 mins "Swedish" massage (deep tissue available for an extra £5).

There were two girls sitting in reception, a dark haired EE girl, probably 30s, heavily made up, not unattractive but couldn't really see her body, and "Hannah", a Chinese girl I'd guess also 30s (but maybe older). A bit frumpy but quite pretty and with a noticeably sizeable rack.

I was allocated Hannah, we went downstairs and she left me a couple of minute get ready.

Massage was ok, improved as it went on. Not much in way of CC swipes etc until she asked me if I'd been there before and then asked me what else I wanted.

Quoted £60 for b2b, £30 HE. Negotiated £50 for topless. Her rack was indeed sizeable, although pretty droopy and a bit of a belly. HE was ok but a bit rushed which I'm never a fan of.

[sparkus]

Been to Wanthana in leyton a few times again, if you’re new you can’t just ask about the flat straight away you need to go to the Shop a few times first and get acquainted but damn do these women deliver lol.. had some good experiences there lately, it’s like £100 extra for b2b massage + owo and sex, I’ve been with like 3/4 of them already and they were all good. The condom even split and while I was super horny I just continued and I’m not one to get owo usually but thankfully I got tested after these endeavours and I was clean which was a welcome surprise! Defo recommend

I'm quite sure the flat is the same as the Gumtree ad, though it's a different kind of GUM you need now.

Have to admit that at that price and risk you're not really selling it.

[goodguy22london]

Hi All some intel here

I walked pass the new Natural Elements near Moorgate station in the City today
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The shop was brand new and there was a Chinese lady at the reception in her late 30s.

She was called Kelly and said she do massages. She was in an office suite with some make-up but facially wasn't attractive so walked.

I do walk pass this shop from time to time but haven't seen WGs that are tempting enough...

[Iloveoral]

Been to Wanthana in leyton a few times again, if you’re new you can’t just ask about the flat straight away you need to go to the Shop a few times first and get acquainted but damn do these women deliver lol.. had some good experiences there lately, it’s like £100 extra for b2b massage + owo and sex, I’ve been with like 3/4 of them already and they were all good. The condom even split and while I was super horny I just continued and I’m not one to get owo usually but thankfully I got tested after these endeavours and I was clean which was a welcome surprise! Defo recommend

3-4 times there……
Why haven’t you done a review then?

[LLPunting]

3-4 times there……
Why haven’t you done a review then?

He has 20+ visits with however many girls that he could've selected from since joining in Sept... spoilt for choice?

[james jaspen]

When you say it’s a sensual massage was there any direct touching of your dick or do you mean just light fingertip massage kinda thing

Sorry I've been away for a few weeks. No direct touching of my dick. She stripped down into a see-through kind of blouse and provided a light fingertip massage. She also insisted I close my eyes for the duration of the massage (although I was obviously peeking).

[adders]

Saw Cici at the massage place behind New Malden High St last Thursday.
Easy parking in Waitrose car park.
She is a cute, slightly chubby lady. I would guess her age as 35. Very friendly from the start.
£30 for 30 mins.
Started with a soft/medium massage including her kneeling on my back which felt nice.
About 10 minutes in turned over and she asked if I wanted extras.
Asked for £50, the rest of the session is a bit of blur but consisted of RO and tit sucking.
Stood by the side of the bed and she licked my balls and shaft. Came on her belly.
Overall a very enjoyable session.
Will return

[PumpDump]

Saw Cici at the massage place behind New Malden High St last Thursday.
Easy parking in Waitrose car park.
She is a cute, slightly chubby lady. I would guess her age as 35. Very friendly from the start.
£30 for 30 mins.
Started with a soft/medium massage including her kneeling on my back which felt nice.
About 10 minutes in turned over and she asked if I wanted extras.
Asked for £50, the rest of the session is a bit of blur but consisted of RO and tit sucking.
Stood by the side of the bed and she licked my balls and shaft. Came on her belly.
Overall a very enjoyable session.
Will return

Nice, seems this place consistently delivers.

[Muff licker]

Saw Cici at the massage place behind New Malden High St last Thursday.
Easy parking in Waitrose car park.
She is a cute, slightly chubby lady. I would guess her age as 35. Very friendly from the start.
£30 for 30 mins.
Started with a soft/medium massage including her kneeling on my back which felt nice.
About 10 minutes in turned over and she asked if I wanted extras.
Asked for £50, the rest of the session is a bit of blur but consisted of RO and tit sucking.
Stood by the side of the bed and she licked my balls and shaft. Came on her belly.
Overall a very enjoyable session.
Will return

  Wonder if this is the Rusham Road CICI ?

[Kojac]

  Wonder if this is the Rusham Road CICI ?

Or the San Ling XiXi? 

[Kojac]

Saw Cici at the massage place behind New Malden High St last Thursday.
Easy parking in Waitrose car park.
She is a cute, slightly chubby lady. I would guess her age as 35. Very friendly from the start.
£30 for 30 mins.
Started with a soft/medium massage including her kneeling on my back which felt nice.
About 10 minutes in turned over and she asked if I wanted extras.
Asked for £50, the rest of the session is a bit of blur but consisted of RO and tit sucking.
Stood by the side of the bed and she licked my balls and shaft. Came on her belly.
Overall a very enjoyable session.
Will return

@ adders can you provide more description of CiCi in terms of apperance.

Cheers 

[adders]

@ adders can you provide more description of CiCi in terms of apperance.

Cheers 

Approx 5ft 2, small A cup tits, chubby body, not fat, face 6/10 imo, neat shaved pussy. Very friendly.

[Kojac]

Approx 5ft 2, small A cup tits, chubby body, not fat, face 6/10 imo, neat shaved pussy. Very friendly.

Did you notice a C section scar?

[adders]

Did you notice a C section scar?

No

[FlaccidChimp]

2 reports for the past month after a small hiatus, both China health bromley. £45 for the hour both times.

First was a Friday evening over the festive period. Julie or Judie, didn't quite catch which it was.. a Brazilian early 40s, few not so artistic tattoos, one covering what could be scar on belly. Meaty but not too chunky for my liking. Proportionate bolt ons and very firm everywhere but not toned. She was very quiet and didn't have much to say so was not epecting much. Massage was average, the usual working of the entire body for about 25 mins, with minimal brushing at the end and a question of what would you like. What's on offer? Everything was the reply.. so I said fine how much. £20 for HE, £40B2B. or £100 FS.
Went with the latter as there was 35 minutes left so thought it not too extortionate. What followed was a fantastic OWO and allowing access all areas. Butt cheeks very firm, as are her bolt ons. after 5 or so mins she rubbered me up and enjoyed cowgirl, mish and doggy. it had been so long for me so I was afraid I'd be done in minutes so was not much vigour from me.. gently strokes mostly. asked if i could CIM and she said yes so finished with a long BJ and CIM with a few minutes to spare for a quick shower. She followed in for a shower after me.
Face was ok. body decent and service surprisingly good if a little more than I'd expected to pay. Would recommend.

Second in the new year a Sunday was Elin mid 40s I'd say. Malaysian. very chatty.. nearly too much. nice body, B cups massive long nips and shapely butt. better than average massage and 30 mins in asked the quesetion. said prices increased to £60 for B2B and provided an okay service but no access to her really, only boobs and a little butt grabbing. happy to put on a show though but no COB as she said she doesn't shower so that's a neg. Neutral overall due to price and no touching below allowed. Wouldn't return for her at that price although if attractive asians with long nips are your thing then maybe you might enjoy and have better luck.

Attractive Asians with long nips are my thing. Does she look in her mid 40s or younger as I don't usually see SP's past their 30s.

[PumpDump]

Called in to Qi Clinic in Crystal Palace (External Link/Members Only). Old man in reception, one lady working called Shishi. She is a middle aged Chinese, nothing really to look at. Small B cups, so ass. Competent hand job, upgraded to B2B, she was happy with body slides but didn't like pussy being touched or nipples sucked. Finished with me lying down and a hand job. £40 extra, £30 for the massage (30 mins). Ok if you need to unload but I would not return.

[LLPunting]

Watsana D Thai massage opposite Aldgate East.  Basement operation inside a Turkish Barbers.
Warning low ceilings and small rooms so anyone over 5'9 mind how you go.  Sturdy massage tables.  Warm.  Didn't see a shower but the ladies will use hot towels to wipe you down.

2 Thai matrons (40+) on duty each day with 4 or 5 on the rota according to the receptionist who is another Thai matron with fluent English and a working class accent. All seem friendly and pleasant, some carrying a few more pounds than others.  Only natural boobs discovered so far.
The ladies here seem to have some massage skill and the ones I've met have smooth, strong hands that seem well practiced with both massage and sensual touch.  Almost like they're a bit frisky and wanting to tease gentlemen's privates.  They do talk to each other* so if one's played with you then the others will get to know you're game.
The ladies have different limits and pricing might be pitched high if you ask them to name a price (so don't).  Enquire of a service and offer the old standard pricing +10 'cos inflation, this has been accepted without fuss e.g. HR for 30 which will probably permit you to be respectfully handsy over their clothes and if they've a twinkle in their eye you might be invited under them.  B2b on offer too but whilst one might be eager to get a bit hot and sweaty with you another might be rather reluctant to do any grinding or allow any access below.  So whilst YMMV the pricing isn't stupid and barring the discovery of any genuine Chinese lotuses not trying to scalp you in the Wentworth St Triangle or sweetness amongst the slightly younger, fitter Thais in that area charging escort prices for a wank and green tea, you could do worse than pop in to this cubby for some relief from these knowing veterans.

If you need a proper leg-over then Lara New Girl is a few minutes East for a decent value vanilla tumble with a pretty, middle-aged Pole.

*No airing of who did what with whom this time so I don't lose individual airmiles privileges.

[Boogzy]

I'm quite sure the flat is the same as the Gumtree ad, though it's a different kind of GUM you need now.

Have to admit that at that price and risk you're not really selling it.

Kinda confused as what you mean by the different type of
Gum needed?.. and £100 for a b2b massage and owo and sex.. if you don’t want to pay that much then I don’t know what type of women would offer cheaper haha

[Boogzy]

3-4 times there……
Why haven’t you done a review then?

I did a review once but it was moved to massage section hence I just wrote it here this time

[scutty brown]

I did a review once but it was moved to massage section hence I just wrote it here this time

Are you talking about this thread which was moved to discussion?
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=384995.0

the problem there was that you didn't actually review a specific contact with a girl, all you posted was a rough description of the parlour.

[sparkus]

Kinda confused as what you mean by the different type of
Gum needed?.. and £100 for a b2b massage and owo and sex.. if you don’t want to pay that much then I don’t know what type of women would offer cheaper haha

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[LLPunting]

Kinda confused as what you mean by the different type of
Gum needed?.. and £100 for a b2b massage and owo and sex.. if you don’t want to pay that much then I don’t know what type of women would offer cheaper haha

So the condom split and you kept going and the SP made no protestation?
The intimation is that crew, given lack of implied concern, aren't likely all that bothered about protection either because they don't care about catching anything or they're infected and don't give a shit about passing it on.  Hence you needing another GUM, go on Google it in the context.
When and how many times did you test after the incident?  Did you continue to have sex with SPs and civvies before all test results came back?

[LLPunting]

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+447904231997 / 07904231997

This ad popped in Kent search, not convinced all pics are the same gal and true but some might be likely.

NOTE: postcode is Penge NOT Bromley

Called Nicky and got the tariff:

POSTCODE SE20 8QZ

Thai massage
1 hour           £50
30 minute    £30

Extra hand job         £30
Extra nude               £30
Extra prostate massage £30
Extra foot job           £40

Body to body 😛😛😛😛
(massage + hand job + nude)
1 hours          £100
30 minutes   £80

No sex
No blow job
No kissing

😝😝 I open 9am - 9:30pm
Last appointment 8:30pm 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

No other services available.
Thought I might give both this and the hot Latin noted on another thread a look-see but given the lack of options above just didn't feel the likely reward from either was worth the schlep.  Consolation dip taken instead produced a bit of a pleasant surprise.

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[elnukky]

I wonder if its the same Nicky I reviewed a while back? https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=368593.0

[lougb1]

Sampled Blu Blu (Woodford) again.. venue has been recycled, but SPs now on notice that extras not to be offered,  risk of sack, or sought,  risk of ban, so will not return...

 

[LLPunting]

I wonder if its the same Nicky I reviewed a while back? https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=368593.0

Many thanks for making that likely connection to give even greater warning.   

[Dixter]

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Wanthana Thai at High Road Leyton stone, 5 mins walk from the station. £35 for 45 mins

Basement shop, a bit cluttered but clean.

Met by Thai Alice, slim and toned with a great rack and blonde hair. She looked gorgeous and was quite welcoming. She was wearing black leggings and a black body fit t shirt which clearly accentuated her busty figure. Full lips and blonde hair made her look quite pretty.

Offered a towel and shown the room where I stripped off and lied face down. Alice joined me 5 minutes later. Started with warming my feet and some body stretching before the oil work.
Nice massage with the right pressure from nape to toe for the first half. Turn over and it continued on my inner legs and then she offered extras HR @30 and Topless @50. Offered 20 for HE which she accepted only this time. I wanted to see those tits but she wouldn't budge on £50. Might be worthwhile to some but seemed a lot for the area. 10 minutes of relaxed dick massage alternating between fast and slow strokes bordering edging. Allowed a bit of touching over the clothes and skillfully brought me over the line. Quick cleanup and I left a happy man. She mentioned she is there Fridays and Saturdays. I may return as the massage was great and want to see what she has beneath her top.
Thank you.

[James10]

This looks legit but damn, she’s a stunner

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Check out her insta 😍😍

Wow, definitely worth having a flutes massage next time I’m down there.

[Foxtail17]

Refresh and Spa, 104 Seymour Place, Marylebone, W1H 1NG  Legit

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After 2 nights in a very uncomfortable hotel bed I was in need of a good massage and found this place a few minutes walk away during a wander. Time was tight so looking further wasn’t really an option.
Paid £59 for an hour deep tissue massage.
A very pretty oriental lady was on reception, took my payment and directed me down the stairs, ‘your lady is waiting for you.’

A 40+ Romanian lady (Vasi was her name) met me, dressed in a tunic and trousers, and left me to derobe and get face down. Room was quite small, just enough space for the therapist to move around the table.
When she returned she immediately placed a thin sheet over my bum and thighs, turned down the lights and started to oil up my lower legs.
At no time during the massage, which was very good and beneficial, did she put her hands anywhere near my cock or balls, and when I turned onto my back she kept me covered.

I tried a quick rub of her outer thigh at one point but she moved away.

If you want a legit massage then I can recommend, but not if you want anything more.

[PumpDump]

I tried a quick rub of her outer thigh at one point but she moved away.

If there are no hints of extras then I would suggest it is a very bad idea to touch the masseuse. You could end up in a lot of trouble.

[jayper]

Yep, that is straight up sexual harassment.

[Foxtail17]

If there are no hints of extras then I would suggest it is a very bad idea to touch the masseuse. You could end up in a lot of trouble.

Still fairly new to this massage thing so still finding my way.

[PumpDump]

Still fairly new to this massage thing so still finding my way.

I advise only to touch her if she is a girl who is well known for offering extras, i.e. lots of reports of her here. Else if she touches you in a sexual way first, even in this case you might want to err on the side of caution by asking her if it is ok to touch her. 

[Heph]

Yep, that is straight up sexual harassment.

No. It's straight up sexual harassment if he continues after she makes it known it is unwelcome (by moving away). Just as it would be in reverse, if she tried a cc swipe and he'd likewise indicated 'no further'. Someone can and has to make a move. The logical extension of 'no move permitted' is that no expression, including mention is permitted.

[PumpDump]

No. It's straight up sexual harassment if he continues after she makes it known it is unwelcome (by moving away). Just as it would be in reverse, if she tried a cc swipe and he'd likewise indicated 'no further'. Someone can and has to make a move. The logical extension of 'no move permitted' is that no expression, including mention is permitted.

You are wrong. If it is a legit massage shop then the customer has no right to touch the masseuse and could end up in a very serious situation were the masseuse to take it further.

[stampjones]

No. It's straight up sexual harassment if he continues after she makes it known it is unwelcome (by moving away). Just as it would be in reverse, if she tried a cc swipe and he'd likewise indicated 'no further'. Someone can and has to make a move. The logical extension of 'no move permitted' is that no expression, including mention is permitted.

The reality is if you do that you risk (albeit a small risk) getting in trouble. The masseuse has much less of an equivalent risk if she makes the first move. But moreimportantly it’s just not a good thing to do. She has the right not to be groped randomly in her job whatever type of service she offers. I personally would never lay a hand on any kind of SP without being 100% sure it was ok and certainly not as a test of getting extra services. Normally it’s pretty obvious when stuff is on offer and if you really must when you’re not sure, ask her rather than grope her.

[DickiePunting]

Location: 10 Lamb’s Conduit Passage

Stumbled upon this place and while walking past, saw an Asian lady in the shop window putting on make up.

On my double take, while the passage was quiet I ducked in. I was greeted
By coco. Hard to determine age but I’d say mid 40s. Cute smile and very good English.

Decided to take the plunge. £35 for 30mins. Taken downstairs to a rather large room with toilet, shower and table with loads of space around it.  Massage was ok. Nothing to write home about or here. Very chatty and said that about a year ago this was just a nail salon. Now only massage. Apparently 2 girls work there in the week.
On the 20mins asked if I wanted extras. Not sure what the full menu was but got b2b for £80. More might be available. Hard to say.
Great figure and great Chebs. She was wearing stocking under her dress. She looked great in that.  It went me sucking her natural Chebs, then she climbed on and gave me a tit wank kind of thing and then finished me to completion. Unloaded, showered and out the shop on the 30min mark.

Probably would go back but not on a regular basis

[Harryhood]

Sounds like Coco from Fu He in Shepherds Bush

[sparkus]

I spied there recently as a newish premises, thanks.

[superjase]

Still fairly new to this massage thing so still finding my way.

Finding your way? From what? Do you normally touch people without permission?