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Offline Flithy Red

I tried a new Chinese massage shop named March Massage, next to Tesco Express in Elm Park, RM12 4SA.
Street parking difficult, but private car park behind Sainsburys.
Booked an appointment, £50 paid to reception, offered 4 hand, but said no. Two girls, one on reception, both aged 30+
Pleasant enough massage, after 45 minutes she asked about body to body, with 69. Agreed £70 - tounge inside a lovely pussy.
Some conversation, but limited. I'll pop back next Monday, for new girl.

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I tried a new Chinese massage shop named March Massage, next to Tesco Express in Elm Park, RM12 4SA.
Street parking difficult, but private car park behind Sainsburys.
Booked an appointment, £50 paid to reception, offered 4 hand, but said no. Two girls, one on reception, both aged 30+
Pleasant enough massage, after 45 minutes she asked about body to body, with 69. Agreed £70 - tounge inside a lovely pussy.
Some conversation, but limited. I'll pop back next Monday, for new girl.

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Frosted windows always a good sign.

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Love the dude checking the place out at the ATM.

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On the ilovemassageuk website, what is the difference between elite, premium and standard therapists?   I assume it’s the fee they’ve been willing to pay to advertise.   Are the FBSM SPs the ones that pay the premium adverts?
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Love the dude checking the place out at the ATM.

Not wearing jacket because he's left inside as collateral while he goes to get the tip?

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Lol have had to leave my phone on several occasions over the years due to this. Even more painful when there isnt an ATM nearby!

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Lol have had to leave my phone on several occasions over the years due to this. Even more painful when there isnt an ATM nearby!

At least not like Ralph Fiennes who ended up escorted to the ATM by a Thai in a puffa jacket, much to the delight of a passing snapper.

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At least not like Ralph Fiennes who ended up escorted to the ATM by a Thai in a puffa jacket, much to the delight of a passing snapper.

Haha.

Didnt know this story but i like Ralph Fiennes (In Bruges is a gem)

Will google this story for a laugh

Offline dross

Lol have had to leave my phone on several occasions over the years due to this. Even more painful when there isnt an ATM nearby!
god I wouldn't leave my phone, can you imagine if someone called and they answered?! I've left headphones once before but wouldn't leave much else
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god I wouldn't leave my phone, can you imagine if someone called and they answered?! I've left headphones once before but wouldn't leave much else

I left my phone on one occasion but switched it off.
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Offline James10

I’m in London Thursday / Friday and I’ll be looking for an hour’s massage near Euston station. My ideal is someone who gets naked, not for b2b so much but who will allow some touching. My preference is 30 mins sensual followed by 30 mins edging / lingham. Any advice really appreciated!
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I’m in London Thursday / Friday and I’ll be looking for an hour’s massage near Euston station. My ideal is someone who gets naked, not for b2b so much but who will allow some touching. My preference is 30 mins sensual followed by 30 mins edging / lingham. Any advice really appreciated!
If you come out of the station and go left down euston road there are a whole bunch of places around kings cross

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Thanks mate. Any that have good reviews?

Offline Moneyd

I’m in London Thursday / Friday and I’ll be looking for an hour’s massage near Euston station. My ideal is someone who gets naked, not for b2b so much but who will allow some touching. My preference is 30 mins sensual followed by 30 mins edging / lingham. Any advice really appreciated!

Mimi in Green Remedies on Charlton Street near Euston if she’s still there. Good tits from memory

Maybe give them a call first and check if she’s there.

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Holistic Works on Rosemont Rd

Have been to this place a couple of times recently as have some work in the area.

This place is on a side street near the O2 shopping centre on Finchley road, pretty discrete entry.
On entrance greeted by an elderly matron with alot of make-up. paid 50/hr massage ( I think 60 for deep tissue).

Room is basic but fit for purpose. there is a shower at the back of the venue and I haven't seen other clients during my visits so far when I used it.

One time with I think the boss, she is definitely TCM qualified, her deep tissue was amazing and would go for that. we got on well and she offered HR for 20. took her time and was a quite flirty but not seedy about it.

Different girl on another visit mid week. Boss lady said I could choose and the other girl was mid-40s very cute. massage wasn't as good but fine. went for topless HR at 40, includes breast relief. I think she doesn't offer topless usually so was a bit submissive/shy about it which was very hot.

I think the rota is a bit random as I've seen 3 different girls here this year. All 40ish and mix in looks and techniques.

will repeat when in area
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Anyone have any experience with her?

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This looks like an indie girl, not a shop.

You need to post in the indie thread or the London Discussion board.

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Anyone have any experience with Masha in Sutton?

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Overnight

IME most won't give 2 shits if your discrete, book a double room and get two key cards when you arrive

Offline pbj46

New massage 'shop' on Chapel Market, Angel. 

Bangkok Thai Massage
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Actually it's a (very small) massage room within a nail shop.  Not much privacy given it's on the ground floor of a busy shop, and there isn't much in the way of sound insulation.  However, it's comfortable and clean with a heated massage table which is great on a day like this.

The massage was genuinely great, certainly one the best I've had in the local area.  The masseuse cute, thai, early 30s, good English. 

For now, it's seemingly legit.  Nothing offered, no overt swipes or deliberately misplaced touches and I didn't ask (I prefer the will she/won't she vibe rather than outright asking).  Perhaps she is being cagey having just opened.  I'll do some more errr... research before xmas and report back if any success.

The lack of privacy would be interesting, IMO it would add to the fun getting tugged off and being quiet while shop customers are just a couple feet away on the other side of the wall.


 

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Julie, Leyton Natural Health

One freezing Saturday evening recently. £45+£40.

Rundown place but usually available without much notice. Greeted by a plump middle aged woman with nice bum and small tits but pointy nipples. Quite welcoming and soon after handing over the fee placed my hands in her boobs to warm them up.

Undressed and got face down for a fairly light massage which wasn't doing much for me and she was intermittently checking her phone which was a turn off. I took the lead and grabbed her bum and started playing with her thighs and fondling her groin area. She soon popped the question on extras and we agreed on a topless BJ. Washed my dick in the sink and got into the table for some mediocre OWO. She liked her boobs grabbed hard and a bit of nipple pinching and made some OTT moans. More suction and some handjob action took me over the line. Quick cleanup and the usual massage followed for 10 minutes when she offered another happy ending. No BJ this time but she was happy to get her tits out and touching over her leggings and with some effort got me to cum again. Cleanup and shitty massage followed and within another 10 minutes she offered me HE but this time I had to do it myself and she would help me. I got her to lick my balls while I wanked to completion.

Cleanup and off I went.

Might not return as the services are fairly limited with the non existent massage but as they say it "Never Say Never".

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Julie, Leyton Natural Health

One freezing Saturday evening recently. £45+£40.

Rundown place but usually available without much notice. Greeted by a plump middle aged woman with nice bum and small tits but pointy nipples. Quite welcoming and soon after handing over the fee placed my hands in her boobs to warm them up.

Undressed and got face down for a fairly light massage which wasn't doing much for me and she was intermittently checking her phone which was a turn off. I took the lead and grabbed her bum and started playing with her thighs and fondling her groin area. She soon popped the question on extras and we agreed on a topless BJ. Washed my dick in the sink and got into the table for some mediocre OWO. She liked her boobs grabbed hard and a bit of nipple pinching and made some OTT moans. More suction and some handjob action took me over the line. Quick cleanup and the usual massage followed for 10 minutes when she offered another happy ending. No BJ this time but she was happy to get her tits out and touching over her leggings and with some effort got me to cum again. Cleanup and shitty massage followed and within another 10 minutes she offered me HE but this time I had to do it myself and she would help me. I got her to lick my balls while I wanked to completion.

Cleanup and off I went.

Might not return as the services are fairly limited with the non existent massage but as they say it "Never Say Never".

Jesus. VFM at OWO and 3 spurts for 40 notes!  :thumbsup:

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Julie, Leyton Natural Health

One freezing Saturday evening recently. £45+£40.

Rundown place but usually available without much notice. Greeted by a plump middle aged woman with nice bum and small tits but pointy nipples. Quite welcoming and soon after handing over the fee placed my hands in her boobs to warm them up.

Undressed and got face down for a fairly light massage which wasn't doing much for me and she was intermittently checking her phone which was a turn off. I took the lead and grabbed her bum and started playing with her thighs and fondling her groin area. She soon popped the question on extras and we agreed on a topless BJ. Washed my dick in the sink and got into the table for some mediocre OWO. She liked her boobs grabbed hard and a bit of nipple pinching and made some OTT moans. More suction and some handjob action took me over the line. Quick cleanup and the usual massage followed for 10 minutes when she offered another happy ending. No BJ this time but she was happy to get her tits out and touching over her leggings and with some effort got me to cum again. Cleanup and shitty massage followed and within another 10 minutes she offered me HE but this time I had to do it myself and she would help me. I got her to lick my balls while I wanked to completion.

Cleanup and off I went.

Might not return as the services are fairly limited with the non existent massage but as they say it "Never Say Never".

3 pops, fucking hell, I wish I could still do that!!

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All the women at Leyton Natural Health do extras, pretty much FS available with all at right price but staff are mostly old maids. When they first opened it was busty Brazilians and the like.

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Another one of these has popped up. The receptionist is adamant "professional massage only" but again with the ambiguous photos and silly prices.

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Holistic Works on Rosemont Rd

Have been to this place a couple of times recently as have some work in the area.

This place is on a side street near the O2 shopping centre on Finchley road, pretty discrete entry.
On entrance greeted by an elderly matron with alot of make-up. paid 50/hr massage ( I think 60 for deep tissue).

Room is basic but fit for purpose. there is a shower at the back of the venue and I haven't seen other clients during my visits so far when I used it.

One time with I think the boss, she is definitely TCM qualified, her deep tissue was amazing and would go for that. we got on well and she offered HR for 20. took her time and was a quite flirty but not seedy about it.

Different girl on another visit mid week. Boss lady said I could choose and the other girl was mid-40s very cute. massage wasn't as good but fine. went for topless HR at 40, includes breast relief. I think she doesn't offer topless usually so was a bit submissive/shy about it which was very hot.

I think the rota is a bit random as I've seen 3 different girls here this year. All 40ish and mix in looks and techniques.

will repeat when in area

From my experience most should accept £40 for full on b2b

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Another one of these has popped up. The receptionist is adamant "professional massage only" but again with the ambiguous photos and silly prices.

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until 2am lolol, defo profesh

That Madeira though, yum!!

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Another one of these has popped up. The receptionist is adamant "professional massage only" but again with the ambiguous photos and silly prices.

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If the ‘FQA’ - “you should provide a towel for your therapist”

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From my experience most should accept £40 for full on b2b

You have experience of all the ladies at this place?  Please do elaborate by way of names, descriptions, services offered.

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Yuyu - Lavender Field Spa - Weds + Thurs - 30s+; ruddy cheeked; rounded, pleasant face; tubby Taiwanese (so not the young, slim Loti favourably reported recently); 5'2ish; nat B/Cs with half-inch teats; a couple of extra rolls around the middle; trimmed, black thatch below; pale, soft skin.  Smiley, friendly and not shy of chatting but her broken, accented English fails her occasionally.  Little bit flirty too.  50/55/65 for 60mins depending on relax/other/deep tissue.   Competent massage skills using hands, forearms and elbows.  More than strong enough to dig out the knots and twist and tug out the cricks, so be prepared for some pain and slight apprehension about dislocations! 
Caresses and feather touches just prior to offer of extras before half-time.  Wanted 30 for wank, 60 for b2b and 100/150 for FS!  Should've declined but stupidly agreed to b2b, she insisted on money first, again should have declined.  No kissing; Limited digital access permitted below, dodges prolonged contact, no insertion; no suckling allowed; no grinding, in fact no real b2b just naked astride top of thighs; hand game persistent, unskilled, tightly clutched reciprocation and then painfully choked my cock as I came.  Quick wipe and she got dressed.  No offer of further massage despite plenty of time.  Hot shower in room the only consolation.  Don't bother unless you just want a massage.

No sign of anyone young or slim enough to be Loti as described in review.

Sherry - Golden Sunshine - West Ken.  Thurs only - Early 20s; Chinese; attractive, broad face; dry, frizzy hair that needs better care; 5'4+; untoned, sturdy sz 8/10; nat C/Ds with small teats; pale skin that was sandpaper dry; untrimmed, black thatch below; some skin blemishing around thigh tops a bit distracting.
Good English made friendly chat easy. Unskilled, ineffectual massage; No CCs or reach-unders, just a few glancing caresses of nut-sack made it clear she was up for extras well before half-time.  She insisted on 70 up front for b2b despite knowing 60 was the going rate, claimed she'd be worth it... :dash:
Her boobs unleashed looked great but the dry skin spoiled handling and suckling them (they have good heft).  Allowed playing with her clit but no insertions, allowed RO too and under these ministrations got very wet, alas she slightly smelled and tasted of stale piss.  Genuinely cums but that didn't incline her to reciprocate with her mouth, no FS on offer either.  Hand game like her massage is unskilled as is her b2b and she's clueless/unwilling with a tit-wank.  Eventually took a COB without complaint.  Washed herself from the sink before getting dressed and exiting so clearly no massage to finish.  Made most of in-room shower given the overly early finish.  Not worth 70 given what you can get from others for 60 with odds on better skills and so many tempting escorts for 60-80, even the Latinas.

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You have experience of all the ladies at this place?  Please do elaborate by way of names, descriptions, services offered.

I have seen a few.  All of them are very vanilla, mostly unshaven with fairly decent massage techniques but I have never been charged more than £40 for b2b.

Mia is the best of the bunch that I have seen.  She works on Tuesdays, with a small slightly chunky but petite frame.  Medium size chebs, offers good, firm massage.  Not too much of a bush and good complexions and slightly above average looks. 

Lucy works on Saturdays, nothing special to look at, smallish chebs but again has a fairly good massage technique.  Not too hairy downstairs but last time I saw her she had some circular plasters all over her back.  She is responsive to b2b and let me rub her clit too.

There are also two other girls I've seen whose names escape me. One who works on Fridays is my least favourite only because looks wise she's nothing special, bit of a tummy too and quite hairy.  Not my type.  Massage was also very average.  Another lady works on Sundays and Wednesdays who is quite chunky and average height and looks but offers a very good massage.  Only saw her once and didn't go for extras as I was too knackered.

I've also had a couple of massages from the main lady who seems to be in charge but only ever done HJ with her once.  She's very smiley and welcoming but not my type for b2b.

Not sure if this helps but that is all I can recall about this place. Bottom line is any offers for b2b have never been more than £40.  I also like that they haven't raised their half hourly rate to £35 unlike most other places.

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I have seen a few.  All of them are very vanilla, mostly unshaven with fairly decent massage techniques but I have never been charged more than £40 for b2b.

Mia is the best of the bunch that I have seen.  She works on Tuesdays, with a small slightly chunky but petite frame.  Medium size chebs, offers good, firm massage.  Not too much of a bush and good complexions and slightly above average looks. 

Lucy works on Saturdays, nothing special to look at, smallish chebs but again has a fairly good massage technique.  Not too hairy downstairs but last time I saw her she had some circular plasters all over her back.  She is responsive to b2b and let me rub her clit too.

There are also two other girls I've seen whose names escape me. One who works on Fridays is my least favourite only because looks wise she's nothing special, bit of a tummy too and quite hairy.  Not my type.  Massage was also very average.  Another lady works on Sundays and Wednesdays who is quite chunky and average height and looks but offers a very good massage.  Only saw her once and didn't go for extras as I was too knackered.

I've also had a couple of massages from the main lady who seems to be in charge but only ever done HJ with her once.  She's very smiley and welcoming but not my type for b2b.

Not sure if this helps but that is all I can recall about this place. Bottom line is any offers for b2b have never been more than £40.  I also like that they haven't raised their half hourly rate to £35 unlike most other places.

Many thanks  :drinks:

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Many thanks  :drinks:

PS: Correction. Mia is only positive in the looks dept.

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Be Health at 98 Shaftesbury Avenue has a slim, young and pretty chinese girl working week days, anyone got any intel on Be Health? 

18 Newport Court has at least three young 20 something chinese girls (one plumpish) and a EE girl working.  I did recco around there for about an hour and noticed that one chinese girl took a EE man upstairs for at least 30 minutes while his friend waited outside, then after his friend came out he then went upstairs for 30 minutes.

By doing recco ad hoc I noticed a street guy/road man exchanging cash with Alice at Everwell Little Newport Street then a few days later I clocked same road man coming out of Be Health after speaking with the  slim, young and pretty chinese girl, on both occasions he had some sort of square shoulder bag.  :unknown:

Basically Soho is still as dodgy as it has always been.
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Be Health at 98 Shaftesbury Avenue has a slim, young and pretty chinese girl working week days, anyone got any intel on Be Health? 

18 Newport Court has at least three young 20 something chinese girls (one plumpish) and a EE girl working.  I did recco around there for about an hour and noticed that one chinese girl took a EE man upstairs for at least 30 minutes while his friend waited outside, then after his friend came out he then went upstairs for 30 minutes.

By doing recco ad hoc I noticed a street guy/road man exchanging cash with Alice at Everwell Little Newport Street then a few days later I clocked same road man coming out of Be Health after speaking with the  slim, young and pretty chinese girl, on both occasions he had some sort of square shoulder bag.  :unknown:

Basically Soho is still as dodgy as it has always been.

Lol 😆 sounds just what the docs ordered.. :thumbsup:

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Failing to get a slot (fnah!) at the old staple in New Malden I found this ad recently External Link/Members Only

Called "Bonita" to ask about options, pricing and if she had a lady available.  Her English was good enough to make things easy and she confirmed Thai ladies on staff.  Nothing mentioned about extras.  Subsequent txt comms were easy too and directions clear to the right point on the pavement.  They did however omit that the entrance is down a side alley beside the shopfront, an alley which was unlit and pitch dark with a water hazard with plank laid over.  Phone torch led the way.  Found a door with an unlit "Thai Massage" sign and knocked.  Inside is a cramped but nicely decorated short hall with a couple of small treatment rooms and a cubby shower behind sliding doors, ceiling a little low adding to the cramped feel.  Warm but the floor was damp and soiled from sodden shoes from the alley.
Greeted by a petite, smiling, fireplug of a Thai lass in smart neutral tone gymwear (over some struggling shaping underwear).  No name given and she didn't seem familiar with the prior comms but she spoke good English.  Barely 5' tall; dark hair; 30s+; nat, flappy Bs in her bra; firm, padded arse; solid legs; plain features made attractive by her demeanour.
50 for 1 hour relaxing.
The table was solid but only about 18" across so broad chaps will find it cramped, otherwise firm yet comfortable.
Relaxing massage was firm enough to be soothing but also somewhat sensual, she leaned in a few times pressing her pubis and overhanging tum against various part of my body as she moved about the table.  I didn't get handsy, just let her take her time. About 20 mins in she cooed about extras, offering HR or b2b.  She thought 60 for the latter wasn't enough but agreed (slow day). Alas she thought b2b was acceptable in her underwear so back to just a massage then  :dash:
She continued conscientiously with the massage, maintaining the sensuality too, teasing with glancing touches to sac whilst flirting.  On the turn she made more cooing over my unfurled cock and proceeded to tease it to attention.  Clearly she was determined to get more money so she negotiated with the (micro) elephant (trunk) in the room.  Let her have her oily way with my traitorous sidekick.  Access to her soft boobs over and under her clothes invited, ass grabbing too.  Determined effort with some variation and stamina to get an ending out of me.  Cleaned me up with a hot towel.
30 given though she clearly wanted more.
The other Thai was silent and somewhat sullen, prob late 40s+, slim, plain.
May try again just for massages and to see if other girls on staff are more reasonably obliging. 


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Saw "Adriana" External Link/Members Only

As recently reviewed (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=392494.msg3983668#msg3983668  Thanks OP)
As mentioned in my comment there she sent photos by WhatsApp admitting that the ad pic wasn't her.  Wasn't convinced the pics were real because TGTBT.
Address proved to be the same flat Ayla worked out of so the punter/pimp/landlord is on to a winner letting out his cramped front room.
She's pretty, petite, soft and coffee-skinned, nat B/Cs with small cm teats, probably 1/2 stone more on belly to the photo sent and I don't recall seeing the huge flower tattoo that should've been on her hip/thigh.  Good English, friendly but not flirtatious.  Claimed she had massage training but not much evidence of it in her execution although it was pleasantly firm and flowing.  Initiated b2b in her underwear (not a good sign) but got rid once challenged.  Very few slides all avoiding much body contact  :dash:  Tried to keep her nethers out of reach.  Good sized arse that you aren't allowed to enjoy.  Made little use of her boobs.  All told not worth 100 for the advertised services which is a shame because she is good company.  Ayla is far superior.

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Golden Sunshine Health, North End Road, West Kensington

Mon - Emily, size 10, early 30's, good fun, eager to play, £60 B2B

Tue - Rachel, size 8, great boobs, early 30's, £60 B2B but really wanted more, hot girl.

Wed - Michelle, mid 30's great body & looks, very sensual, alas doesn't like to play, £60 B2B

Thu - Sherry, size 10, great boobs, 20's, very pretty, wanted £70 for B2B

Fri - Tina, size 8, 20's, great body & looks, good reach under technique, plays but heart not really in it, £60 B2B

Thanks so much for this intel.

Met Emily, she is indeed keen to get extra money out of you but delivery is unaccomplished so found the service underwhelming for 60 quid.  Body is untoned, skin is dry, tits melt when lying down and her nips are a little impacted.   Limited access below and no insertions.  Slides clumsy and limited, no grinding, hand game not particularly varied.  She is however quite friendly and her massage is quite good.

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Thais, Carol and Romey (who is not yet on the website but should be soon she told me).

Thais and Carol I didn't ask but didn't get the vibe that they did. Romey I did ask because she is smoking and she said she doesn't do that for anyone.

Can you elaborate on the Romey encounter, what was she wearing, what did she looking like, massage quality, how sensual was it, was she twinkle positive or a rigid nun, im curious with these YMMV situations...thanks

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Lulu - Ruby Spa, Bromley Rd.
"New" girl = veteran scalper from Liverpool St clip joints. Bemoaned that only central punters have enough money. 
"young" = 30s
Admittedly nice looking pair peeping out of her cleavage but she didn't offer services so who knows if they live up to expectations. 
"Masseuse" = unskilled and dangerous, puts inflexive pressure on joints and across bone ridges
Shorts on time.
Avoid

I'm off to enjoy a good Thai.

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Be careful with this one.

New indian account in west london intrigued me however the first pic they sent was stolen from the internet.

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Offline brownmanDan

Just a FYI
The well visited Mai Thai in Hendon has recently changed hands.
The original owner, Tina has sold the business to the people who run the salon above her shop.
I’m not sure what this means for Tina’s girls eg May Joy Lisa.
Tina is no longer doing massages
Sad news as she was terrific.

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Just a FYI
The well visited Mai Thai in Hendon has recently changed hands.
The original owner, Tina has sold the business to the people who run the salon above her shop.
I’m not sure what this means for Tina’s girls eg May Joy Lisa.
Tina is no longer doing massages
Sad news as she was terrific.

How did you find out, did you visit with new mgt?

Offline brownmanDan

Yes I visited last week.
I suspected something was up because the staff kept changing and I didn’t recognise any of the names.
When I visited last week, I got talking to the lady doing the massage and she explained.
She mentioned Tina might be available but you need to book her days in advance.
All a bit confusing

Offline Darren101

Ruby (her name) at Ruby Spa, Bromley Rd.

Failed to book anything else so fell back to Ruby Spa in Downham. (Mainly because the shop is really nice and rooms all have ensuite showers). Ruby is average looking with average build. As soon as massage began, she took off her top to reveal sporty gym clothes although she’s not toned or anything.  Didn’t look or sound old so I’d place her in her 30s. Spoke reasonable English.

Massage was mostly pressing down and sliding with lots of concentration on the buttocks with CC swipes thrown in at random intervals. It was quite relaxing.  On turnover, offered me b2b but I wanted a BJ and was quoted £80. I countered with £60 so we settled in the middle at £70.

She stripped off fully for this, gave my member a wipe down. The technique was a bit disappointing as she didn’t take it all in the mouth and at most just the head and surrounding areas and used her hands for the most part.  To her credit, whatever she was doing worked and got me to blow my load, so her hand technique is actually quite good compared to other ladies at this shop.  She allowed fingering her below and touching her boobs (they’re not big but a handful). Smooth skin.
 
As I was getting up, she told me I had more time (I lost track of time at this point). She had a shower and then gave me a head massage after getting out.  After that, I had a shower before leaving.  She didn’t ask for the money up front and even told me I can pay after my shower as I was getting my wallet.

Overall, friendly lady, reasonable massage. Extra wasn’t quite what I expected but got the job done and I left satisfied and relaxed without being shortchanged on time. I paid £50 for 1hr. So £50+£70 which is little high but it’s the last one of 2023 so fine as it was enjoyable. I’d say it was a low to medium positive experience.

Happy New Year!   :drinks: