London massage shop mini reviews

[Iloveoral]

Barbican have seem to have gotten greedy as they are now charging 80 to have the studio privately or you will be sharing with another client and masseuse. @lougb1 did you get those extras off Zara in the 80 private session or at home visit? Couldn’t imagine f her with another client and masseuse in the room lol

Getting on 3 years without contributing back to site?
You ask enough questions and get enough answers, you seem to be stuck in a one way system.

[Private Member]

Getting on 3 years without contributing back to site?
You ask enough questions and get enough answers, you seem to be stuck in a one way system.

Looking at his posts, the question mark is the most common key used....

[PumpDump]

Getting on 3 years without contributing back to site?
You ask enough questions and get enough answers, you seem to be stuck in a one way system.

What a leech he is

[FlaccidChimp]

Do anyone know any hot Asian masseuse that isn't Thai? I've been mainly seeing the same one for the past 2 or so years. I like women a bit curvy with a bit of padding at the back but I rarely see many east asian SP's with this.

[pbj46]

Do anyone know any hot Asian masseuse that isn't Thai? I've been mainly seeing the same one for the past 2 or so years. I like women a bit curvy with a bit of padding at the back but I rarely see many east asian SP's with this.

Keep an eye out on gumtree for Anny thai massage around Haggerston.  Filipino and a bit more on the curvy side.  Only seems to post an ad on gumtree now and again.

[jayper]

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Only thread I see about this is 6 years old so been asked to post a new review. I've been using this site for some years and have found this agency to be a legit massage service, but have never asked for extras because to be honest the massage is always great, reasonably prices, and I don't want to be blacklisted or make it awkward with the masseuses who are great and clearly take their craft seriously. Anna is particularly good. This agency does seem to have a proper vetting process in place for good massage which is refreshing.

If anyone has found this to be different with any of the girls do let me know because my dream is to find a visiting massage therapist who is properly good and is also open to extras. It's always been either one or the other for me.

Thank you chaps.

[lougb1]

Barbican have seem to have gotten greedy as they are now charging 80 to have the studio privately or you will be sharing with another client and masseuse. @lougb1 did you get those extras off Zara in the 80 private session or at home visit? Couldn’t imagine f her with another client and masseuse in the room lol

F'in extra was definitely off piste..
.where did you see the four people in a room threat/message?

 

[daviemac]

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Only thread I see about this is 6 years old so been asked to post a new review. I've been using this site for some years and have found this agency to be a legit massage service, but have never asked for extras because to be honest the massage is always great, reasonably prices, and I don't want to be blacklisted or make it awkward with the masseuses who are great and clearly take their craft seriously. Anna is particularly good. This agency does seem to have a proper vetting process in place for good massage which is refreshing.

If anyone has found this to be different with any of the girls do let me know because my dream is to find a visiting massage therapist who is properly good and is also open to extras. It's always been either one or the other for me.

Thank you chaps.

Mate it would be helpful if you post a full review so anyone else searching for information about this establishment will find it.

There a good guide that will help. - External Link/Members Only

[jayper]

You want me to review a normal massage?

[daviemac]

You want me to review a normal massage?

It is an escort and massage review site so yes, if nobody posted reviews we wouldn't have a site.

[richard24234]

@lougb1 this is what Barbican messaged me
“Here is the price

£60 for 1h for not private studio and no access to the shower or £80 for 1h if you prefer to rent the whole studio so there will be no other therapists and no other clients and you'll have access to the shower

Which option would you like to go with?”

Tbh I find this quite ridiculous.

[Iloveoral]

@lougb1 this is what Barbican messaged me
“Here is the price

£60 for 1h for not private studio and no access to the shower or £80 for 1h if you prefer to rent the whole studio so there will be no other therapists and no other clients and you'll have access to the shower

Which option would you like to go with?”

Tbh I find this quite ridiculous.

You seem to have not replied to me ?
So we are on the same page, as a moderator, I need an answer from you please.

[richard24234]

Hi mate my apologies, sorry I never feel comfortable sharing my experiences where the public has access to reviews happy to share over private messages and freely ask questions as i didn’t think that was a problem. I take no offence if somebody doesn’t want to answer my questions.

[lougb1]

@lougb1 this is what Barbican messaged me
“Here is the price

£60 for 1h for not private studio and no access to the shower or £80 for 1h if you prefer to rent the whole studio so there will be no other therapists and no other clients and you'll have access to the shower

Which option would you like to go with?”

Tbh I find this quite ridiculous.

Thank you for the information,  however I think this enquiry of me would have more usefully added to, for example my reviews of Zara or Candice at Farringdon? Rather than on this thread. Or even a review as to what happened when you tried to book at Farringdon and why a massage did not happen.  ( For the record this is now priced on their website but was not mentioned last time I booked one of their SPs)

 

[Omadon2001]

I visited Greene Remedies, Chalton Street, between st pancras and Euston railway stations. Their website advertises £30 for 30 minutes but it's actually £40 for 30 minutes.

Chubby receptionist on duty when I walked in without an appointment. To my dismay it was her doing the massage with some incredibly slimy oil that took an eternity to get in the shower that was in the room.

She was Romanian. I didn't find her attractive at all. On the turn she offered HE (clothed) for £50. Topless for £100 and fully naked for £150. I managed to get her down to £30 just for HE with touching allowed through her clothes.

[PumpDump]

Hi mate my apologies, sorry I never feel comfortable sharing my experiences where the public has access to reviews happy to share over private messages and freely ask questions as i didn’t think that was a problem. I take no offence if somebody doesn’t want to answer my questions.

Lots of ways to remain anonymous and not compromise your identity. Firstly don't tell the SP you are a member here, when writing your reviews leave out details that will identify you, don't state the day and time of your visit, keep your review quite general,  in other words not a blow by blow account of what happened, don't report on non-relevant details such as conversations you had with the SP, write your review a few weeks after the appointment took place.

But to me it sounds like a weak excuse and you are probably too lazy or selfish to share. I see you've been temp banned, hopefully you learn your lesson.

[Fuzzyduck]

Lots of ways to remain anonymous and not compromise your identity. Firstly don't tell the SP you are a member here, when writing your reviews leave out details that will identify you, don't state the day and time of your visit, keep your review quite general,  in other words not a blow by blow account of what happened, don't report on non-relevant details such as conversations you had with the SP, write your review a few weeks after the appointment took place.

But to me it sounds like a weak excuse and you are probably too lazy or selfish to share. I see you've been temp banned, hopefully you learn your lesson.

+1 All good advice and yes it was a lame excuse.

[daviemac]

Lots of ways to remain anonymous and not compromise your identity. Firstly don't tell the SP you are a member here, when writing your reviews leave out details that will identify you, don't state the day and time of your visit, keep your review quite general,  in other words not a blow by blow account of what happened, don't report on non-relevant details such as conversations you had with the SP, write your review a few weeks after the appointment took place.

But to me it sounds like a weak excuse and you are probably too lazy or selfish to share. I see you've been temp banned, hopefully you learn your lesson.

It's made very clear massage reviews are restricted to members only so his excuse doesn't wash. Just in case anyone else misses it, it's shown in the screenshot below.


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[sparkus]

I visited Greene Remedies, Chalton Street, between st pancras and Euston railway stations. Their website advertises £30 for 30 minutes but it's actually £40 for 30 minutes.

Chubby receptionist on duty when I walked in without an appointment. To my dismay it was her doing the massage with some incredibly slimy oil that took an eternity to get in the shower that was in the room.

She was Romanian. I didn't find her attractive at all. On the turn she offered HE (clothed) for £50. Topless for £100 and fully naked for £150. I managed to get her down to £30 just for HE with touching allowed through her clothes.

TBH I think these rates are now the 'norm' zones 1-2.

I try to do recces outside of those areas but most shops are cutting back on staff so are solo crewed and have locked doors when you rock up.  Even the ones not solo crewed are often locked up/booking only, which stops recces.  I'm not young and stupid anymore, there's no way I'm parting with cash and hoping for the best (or even just least worst).

[FlaccidChimp]

anyone seen Monica Lituanian at Skyline? Don't know if I should give her a shot.

[FlaccidChimp]

Jolly good massage - Greenwich
Vivi
£50 for 45 mins
£20 for HR, 40 for hr + touching

Very good massage. She clicked my back 3 times. She did that twice by standing on my back somehow. Good pressure throughout but not painful. She is East Asian and she looks quite good. She's around 5 ft 2 ish. At the end of the massage she asked if I want a happy ending. I was about to agree until she said 40 with touching. I didn't have the full cash on me so wanted to pay some now and some later but was adamant about getting it all beforehand and got me to pay by card before we started even though I was naked on the table.

She didn't waste time with the happy ending. Straight to it. It wasn't bad but she wasn't sensual and didn't start slow and speed up gradually. Although I had paid £40 to touch her she was in tracksuit bottoms and a top still. I feel they should be at least topless at that price. When I tried to slide my hand down her trousers the shirt was tucked in and covering her butt. I just put my hand in her bra because I did pay an extra 20 for touching. She had no reaction. Breasts seemed like nice C cups but barely got access to them. When she was finishing me off she also stopped short which annoyed me. I am not into a ruined orgasm.

Would I return? For a massage definitely. I would never pay extra for touching her again unless she agreed to get naked beforehand. As for hand relief I would have to have her confirm she wont stop at the end.

Overal light positive but would be a normal positive if I didn't get ripped off with limited, clothed touching.

There is a receptionist there who gave me a better happy ending last time but didnt allow touching. I would probably see her next time instead

[LLPunting]

In no particular order:

Eva - Ruby Spa, (Downham) Bromley - Chinese, 35+, untoned, thickset sz 10/12 rather than THICC, 5'3ish, unremarkable, broad, round face though not unattractive, nat B/Cs, a couple of tummy rolls, passable English, meh massage, meh attitude, wanted 50 for b2b which proved to be circumspect and limited sliding that didn't last long, hand work adequate but unaccomplished, limited access below and no insertion, some handling and suckling of breasts allowed - Don't bother.

Unnamed - "New" massage place opposite Grove Park station, blue shop front, typical TCM signage and laminated lobby with shelves of ingredients.  Not unattractive matron in her 40s with a stone+ of mum tum from several sprogs. 5'2", nat Bs.  Massage fair and demeanour friendly, attentive and gentle in clean up.  +40 for b2b, suspect more for more but wasn't inclined. Limited grinding due to lack of fitness, possibly gets into it if you click but any inclination dissipated by the whiff from below.  Hand game adequate as not shy of putting in some piston work with stamina, at once both impatient, insistent and gained satisfaction from pulling one out of me.  Clearly a passable masseuse who'd rather not be having to provide extras.  Sun, Mon, Weds I think she said.  Not a destination but if you're caught desperately short in the near vicinity.  Previous sniff here got a different matron who was also ok with the massage but made no noises or indications of extras so I didn't enquire but it seems likely you'd get a shake(down) at least.
The Chinese flat one road over is still operating if you must pork a questionable Chinese matron on the cheap.  Grove Park/Downham has it's local service but it's of unconvincing value even with the decline of Lewisham and the rip-off that is Bromley's various parlours.

Susan - also Ruby Spa - Claims Thai, looks like a Chinese to me, youthful 35+, unremarkable looks, similarly out of shape to Eva, good English and honest enough to clarify her limits before start, no fingering, no licking, no BJ.  Probably a no nonsense wank maid who can provide a functional rub'n'toss with a bit of bants. - Didn't bother.

Anyone any feedback on "Elina", Chinese, "young" @ Ruby Spa?

[goodguy22london]

Saw Iara from Perfect London Massage for a bit of WSWS. Looks better in person than in the pictures. Kept towel on for the duration but barely at times so I thought it was going to go that way, but didn't even "accidentally" graze the crown jewels at any point or offer any obvious hints at much else so it didn't get spicy in the end.

Massage was honestly pretty good. Some of the girls in this agency can't massage to save their lives but I was happy to pay the 85 quid for 90 minutes this time, even if the ending was definitely not happy and the front massage felt a little rushed.  I suspect YMMV with her.

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Out of all the girls that I've seen from here only Katie, Barbara and Laira were upfront about extras.

Thanks a lot for this! I can't wait for your (first) reviews about them

[stonebow1]

Lily at Serene Spa, Balham.

Called in randomly and was told they had Lily available. No idea what to expect but i booked in for a £55/hr anyway.

Lily is Chinese/Thai (not sure and didn't ask) and she is tall with a deep voice. The shoulders were kinda broad too. Redeemingly her hips were wide, reasonable bouncy ass and the face was normal.

Overall my tranny radar wasn't exactly popping off, but i would have given it maybe 80% chance she was a woman.

An OK massage with hardly any accidental brushes or swipes preceeded her offering extras on the turn. She suggested £80 for topless + HE. I said £40. She said no.   

And that was that. No further haggling from either side and after she completed the massage in silence she walked out at the end with a huff and puff. Saw her again on the way out and she turned away again with a bit of stroppiness.

Judging by the attitude, quite possibly was a man.

[stonebow1]

Saw Iara from Perfect London Massage for a bit of WSWS. Looks better in person than in the pictures. Kept towel on for the duration but barely at times so I thought it was going to go that way, but didn't even "accidentally" graze the crown jewels at any point or offer any obvious hints at much else so it didn't get spicy in the end.

Massage was honestly pretty good. Some of the girls in this agency can't massage to save their lives but I was happy to pay the 85 quid for 90 minutes this time, even if the ending was definitely not happy and the front massage felt a little rushed.  I suspect YMMV with her.

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Out of all the girls that I've seen from here only Katie, Barbara and Laira were upfront about extras.

What did they offer?

[jayper]

They offered a "sensual massage". So basically HJs. I didn't push for more.

For the record Katie gave the best, more attentive HJ but the Brazilians are hotter so...

[dross]

They offered a "sensual massage". So basically HJs. I didn't push for more.

For the record Katie gave the best, more attentive HJ but the Brazilians are hotter so...

I know YMMV but who did you see that didn't offer anything / said no extras?

[jayper]

Thais, Carol and Romey (who is not yet on the website but should be soon she told me).

Thais and Carol I didn't ask but didn't get the vibe that they did. Romey I did ask because she is smoking and she said she doesn't do that for anyone.

[dross]

What's the general consensus / rule about mentioning FS in massage shops in a review on here now? Asking for a friend..

[JackSaint]

What's the general consensus / rule about mentioning FS in massage shops in a review on here now? Asking for a friend..

If you are given the service, feel free to report it

[james jaspen]

working until 11pm and has photos of her in short skirt on her Ad... I think YMMV if you're her type

I suspect she probably used to provide extras a while ago but has cottoned on to the fact that she can make good money by luring in curious punters hoping for more. The quality of the massage itself was pretty good honestly.

[LLPunting]

Paddington Stn environs:
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 Crina @ 07450427076 / 447450427076

Initial response pricing was 60 ph but was willing to match what you "found" locally which should save you a tenner or so if you dare.
Turned out to be taking calls for New Balance (or whatever they've got painted on the hoarding this month) on Southwick St, the long established clip joint with over-priced, young(ish), often slim Euro girls looking to pull a fast one on you only resulting in a happy ending for them.  Moved on as likely the discount offered would be unpleasantly screwed out of you on the back end.


20 yds North of that place, at the T-junction, is another old parlour now going by the name Thai Touch.  Saw a bottle-blonde, heavily tatted, sz12+, tanned, busty EE sitting reception, alas as expected only reception.  English good enough to deal with business and flirt a bit.  Interior (and exterior) of shop faded Barbie pink, not unlike the love-tunnels to be found here.  On offer a rough and unenthusiastic Thai matron and an unseen EE girl offering massage for 55 ph relaxing.

[Queynte]

I’m coming down to London in the new year.  Looking for massage in hotel.  Who would you recommend for naked sensual massage, age no more than mid thirties, athletic/muscular body (but no cock lol), with attractive face?

[jayper]

I’m coming down to London in the new year.  Looking for massage in hotel.  Who would you recommend for naked sensual massage, age no more than mid thirties, athletic/muscular body (but no cock lol), with attractive face?

Barbara from Perfect London Massage.

[Queynte]

Cheers

[Queynte]

Not much about her on here.  What’s her figure like under those clothes, and how much does she typically charge for naked b2b?

[jayper]

Not much about her on here.  What’s her figure like under those clothes, and how much does she typically charge for naked b2b?

Oh I don't know if she does naked B2B. Just a sensual massage and doesn't mind if you're naked for it.

[goodguy22london]

Hi All,

Not a review but some intel here. The Natural Elements on 67 Moorgate is up and running now: External Link/Members Only

So I popped in today and the refurbishments were nearly finished. All done upstairs but not yet in LG. All rooms have showers inside.

There was a good looking European lady / receptionist with nice make-up called Bianca who welcomed me. Great news is that she also massages

 

[JAM2121]

Out of all the girls that I've seen from here only Katie, Barbara and Laira were upfront about extras.

Do you remember what extras Katie, Barbara or Laira offered? Would you recommend any of them? Thanks 

[JAM2121]

Sorry - can see my questions answered above, ignore me

[Moneyd]

Hi All,

Not a review but some intel here. The Natural Elements on 67 Moorgate is up and running now: External Link/Members Only

So I popped in today and the refurbishments were nearly finished. All done upstairs but not yet in LG. All rooms have showers inside.

There was a good looking European lady / receptionist with nice make-up called Bianca who welcomed me. Great news is that she also massages

Nice. That’s not far from my office.

Far enough away to be safe though!

[jayper]

Sorry for noob question, but I'm fairly new to al this.

What's a good hotel to book in central London for a bit of massage fun? Any good recs? I'm thinking of making a day of it in the new year and booking a few girls who won't travel to me. Thank you gents.

[goodguy22london]

Nice! Let me know when you get a chance to try it out.

[dross]

Sorry for noob question, but I'm fairly new to al this.

What's a good hotel to book in central London for a bit of massage fun? Any good recs? I'm thinking of making a day of it in the new year and booking a few girls who won't travel to me. Thank you gents.

day or overnight?

[jayper]

Overnight

[Jonestown]

Golden Sunshine Health, North End Road, West Kensington

Mon - Emily, size 10, early 30's, good fun, eager to play, £60 B2B

Tue - Rachel, size 8, great boobs, early 30's, £60 B2B but really wanted more, hot girl.

Wed - Michelle, mid 30's great body & looks, very sensual, alas doesn't like to play, £60 B2B

Thu - Sherry, size 10, great boobs, 20's, very pretty, wanted £70 for B2B

Fri - Tina, size 8, 20's, great body & looks, good reach under technique, plays but heart not really in it, £60 B2B

[PumpDump]

Golden Sunshine Health, North End Road, West Kensington

Mon - Emily, size 10, early 30's, good fun, eager to play, £60 B2B

Tue - Rachel, size 8, great boobs, early 30's, £60 B2B but really wanted more, hot girl.

Wed - Michelle, mid 30's great body & looks, very sensual, alas doesn't like to play, £60 B2B

Thu - Sherry, size 10, great boobs, 20's, very pretty, wanted £70 for B2B

Fri - Tina, size 8, 20's, great body & looks, good reach under technique, plays but heart not really in it, £60 B2B

Very nice, great info. Thanks for that.

[lougb1]

Golden Sunshine Health, North End Road, West Kensington

Mon - Emily, size 10, early 30's, good fun, eager to play, £60 B2B

Tue - Rachel, size 8, great boobs, early 30's, £60 B2B but really wanted more, hot girl.

Wed - Michelle, mid 30's great body & looks, very sensual, alas doesn't like to play, £60 B2B

Thu - Sherry, size 10, great boobs, 20's, very pretty, wanted £70 for B2B

Fri - Tina, size 8, 20's, great body & looks, good reach under technique, plays but heart not really in it, £60 B2B

You must be knackered and broke after these TOFTTs

 

[sparkus]

You must be knackered and broke after these TOFTTs

 

I'll be very impressed if he went consecutive days too.

[Bangman]

Wow Jones town.. that is fantastic info.