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Yes best book it’s very busy place

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phoned Thai Dimond on Sunday to book said Katie and Jessica was working I have seen Katie about a month ago she gave topless he for 40 so I went to see Jessica at 2.15 20/8/23 got there at 2.10 pm I said to the young receptionist said I made a booking said name paid 59.00 1 hour she opened the door and there was Jessica I said to my self what a looker gave great Thai massage then on to my legs with lots of cc wipes she said 80 for b2b I didn’t have enough said 60 for topless great girl good looking and fit as hell very light skin dark blonde hair she even took by my number works Sunday and Tuesday definitely be returning even offers fs but said 120 but have to ask at desk for down stairs

Glad to see you're still in the game and sourcing out all these Thai birds in the capital.

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No one been to Athree recently? Is Kavia still limiting access below the waist due to her 'boyfriend'?

With it being walking distance from the Bank of England I assume their absurd rates are more than pegged to inflation.

Offline Griffin75

I saw her around a year ago. Strongly do not recommend as she is quite old and in poor shape. HE was objectively awful too. Way too aggressive with it.

Thanks - definitely thinking more Sasha in terms of one to try.

Offline another381

My apologies, I honestly wasn't aware. Thanks for the notice. I've PMd others who have asked for info in the past and believed it was OK. Won't do it again.

I've been unable to find info on this place despite numerous searches, any tips on how I can find out or ask without breaking the rules?

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Offline pbj46

No one been to Athree recently? Is Kavia still limiting access below the waist due to her 'boyfriend'?

With it being walking distance from the Bank of England I assume their absurd rates are more than pegged to inflation.

Is it any good? Never been, but had read poor reviews in the past.

Offline daddy919

No one been to Athree recently? Is Kavia still limiting access below the waist due to her 'boyfriend'?

With it being walking distance from the Bank of England I assume their absurd rates are more than pegged to inflation.

Last I saw her, she had left but this was years ago. Is she back with Athree?

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Last I saw her, she had left but this was years ago. Is she back with Athree?

I've not seen her in years so I'm guessing she left after that unless someone knows if she's returned?

She was fucking brilliant at the start of her career but got arrogant as years passed.

No one seen the new talent there?

Offline Tedbandy

I drove through Upminster yesterday and just passed Zen on opposite side of road i noticed another Thai Spa.

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Did a quick google and they have an internet presence with website link above. My first suspicion is that it looks legit place. If this place is already known about apologies for mentioning!
« Last Edit: September 08, 2023, 11:29:19 am by Tedbandy »

Offline StevenSELondon

Afternoon Gents.
Have a couple of hours spare tomorrow morning and none of my usual haunts are appealing to me. Above post got me thinking....are there any shops you've always wanted to try but never got around to?  Feel like a little TOFTT, WSWS session is on the cards.... ideally pretty central, but zone 1-3 will be considered

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Afternoon Gents.
Have a couple of hours spare tomorrow morning and none of my usual haunts are appealing to me. Above post got me thinking....are there any shops you've always wanted to try but never got around to?  Feel like a little TOFTT, WSWS session is on the cards.... ideally pretty central, but zone 1-3 will be considered

There is a Thai shop in Norbury SW16 I sometimes pass on the bus. Always wondered if anything goes on in there. This place External Link/Members Only
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Afternoon Gents.
Have a couple of hours spare tomorrow morning and none of my usual haunts are appealing to me. Above post got me thinking....are there any shops you've always wanted to try but never got around to?  Feel like a little TOFTT, WSWS session is on the cards.... ideally pretty central, but zone 1-3 will be considered

The two I mentioned in the Busty Asians thread in the London section. Get to it!

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There is a Thai shop in Norbury SW16 I sometimes pass on the bus. Always wondered if anything goes on in there. This place External Link/Members Only

I went years ago. I’ve mentioned it here somewhere - possibly the ‘when a massage is just a massage’ thread - and it was legit. Fair chance a different masseuse would not be but it had a legit vibe. It was busy with 3-4 ladies waiting for their massage.

Again this is going back well before covid though

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I went years ago. I’ve mentioned it here somewhere - possibly the ‘when a massage is just a massage’ thread - and it was legit. Fair chance a different masseuse would not be but it had a legit vibe. It was busy with 3-4 ladies waiting for their massage.

Again this is going back well before covid though

Yes I think I remember your post. I did call them about an appointment, the receptionist was going on about filling out a form when I arrived, minimum time for full body was 60 mins, so I left it and didn't go.
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Offline xxplosive

Just asked who was working Skyline today and was told Emma Black Spanish (who has received poor reviews here) and Ari Thai.

Does anyone have any intel on Ari?

Offline y101y

Just asked who was working Skyline today and was told Emma Black Spanish (who has received poor reviews here) and Ari Thai.

Does anyone have any intel on Ari?

Yes I’m interested in this new(?) Thai girl there too. Hopefully someone’s seen her?

Offline Alelcourt

Yes I’m interested in this new(?) Thai girl there too. Hopefully someone’s seen her?

Yep seen her once, probably early 40s, looks good for her age.
Talkative but only hj and topless were on offer when I went but maybe I need a repeat visit to be sure.

This place use to be a gem back in the day but most of the raunchy young ones have left.

Offline y101y

Yep seen her once, probably early 40s, looks good for her age.
Talkative but only hj and topless were on offer when I went but maybe I need a repeat visit to be sure.

This place use to be a gem back in the day but most of the raunchy young ones have left.

Cheers for that. Might give her a try.

Agree about the old Skyline. Used to be able to essentially take whoever they had working and expect a decent experience. Been rubbish for at least a couple years now.

Offline Wankingdead

I saw her sometime ago
She is 55 but younger looking
Decent massage and happy to peel off her clothes for £40
B2B average and she seem keen on putting her vag in your face, no real frontage though.
I will not be revisiting her but some might like her offering.

Offline londonhas

checked out new fantasy massage in Plaistow on Barking Road across from the tesco.

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552a Barking Road, Plaistow, London United Kingdom E13 9JU

booking was easy online and they confirmed by text.

60/hr for deep tissue well delivered. (cheaper for relaxing massage)
shower in the room works well.
offered 30 HE and 60 B2B, agreed on 30HE and she took her time and great technique (best i've had in awhile) paying attention to the balls and massaging a bit my bottom and my thighs too. allowed me to fondle her tits. she said to tell me to if she needs to slow down so she can edge me for longer. i think she was at it for 15minutes almost, strong finish some went over my shoulder which is rare for my age  :D

shower again at the end and out happy.

ladies there are late-30s mid-40s. i had the older one with good attitude, the younger one was cuter but didn't look too friendly so not sure

she did say that she doesn't offer extras to black clients due to some bad experience pushing limits and being disrespectful... sad that few bad apples ruin it for the rest
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Offline Pushn

Cheers for that. Might give her a try.

Agree about the old Skyline. Used to be able to essentially take whoever they had working and expect a decent experience. Been rubbish for at least a couple years now.

Agree, used to love Skyline, always gaurenteed a decent selection of girls, havent been back for a few years since i started seeing the bad reviews. shame

Offline stonebow1

Cheers for that. Might give her a try.

Agree about the old Skyline. Used to be able to essentially take whoever they had working and expect a decent experience. Been rubbish for at least a couple years now.

Same with Elements in Earls Court. They had an ever changing EE roster and you'd usually have a good time just by turning up and taking whoever is available.

Brexit/COVID put an end to the heyday.

I don't even go to EC anymore, there's no point.
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Agree, used to love Skyline, always gaurenteed a decent selection of girls, havent been back for a few years since i started seeing the bad reviews. shame

Much enjoyed my sessions of debauched filth with Clair, though would have appreciated knowing the Asian on reception did the deed (people on here told me not to bother).

Offline y101y

Much enjoyed my sessions of debauched filth with Clair, though would have appreciated knowing the Asian on reception did the deed (people on here told me not to bother).

I still can’t believe the Asian receptionist thing. If it’s the young one that worked there ages, anyway. She never offered a thing over the years.

Hannah or whatever her name was - the older one - sure, she put out and I even spent time with her outside the shop once. The young one though, would’ve loved taking her for a spin.

Offline FlaccidChimp

At Skyline there's supposedly new girls Aria Thai, and June Korean. I wont be visiting there for a while though.

Offline stonebow1

Ok so i popped into Elements. Met with a tall girl named Diana. Eastern European, very tall, flat arse but massive chebs. Face isn't great but being a chebs man they did make up for it.

Naked HJ was offered for £60 on top. Nice smooth bush which she allowed a bit of clit play, she was as dry as the sahara desert mind. I enjoyed playing with her big tits as she wanked me off.

Not a bad experience but i am still so nostalgic for the pre COVID/Brexit heyday of the EE scene in Earls Court....the stunners that you could have then are just a distant memory now.

Offline studentoflife

There’s a newish shop near Waterloo called Tea Talk, it is a standard Chinese massage parlour and no I was not offered tea. I was met by a standoffish receptionist who also turned out to be my masseuse. Her name was Jennifer and her English was very poor.

She is in her mid to late 30s I’d say, a bit frumpy by her own admission.

I really won’t go into much detail because it was a dull affair. I was offered a shower which I took, lied down and received an inspiring up and down rub for 45 minutes before being offfered extras at 40/80. I talked her down to 30 and she delivered hr in the most bland  manner possible and I couldn’t even feel her well covered buttocks due to her positioning. I will never return.

Offline Duron

Stonebow1, which Elements is this? And did Diana get her boobs out for fondle/suck? Natural?
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Offline stampjones

There’s a newish shop near Waterloo called Tea Talk, it is a standard Chinese massage parlour and no I was not offered tea. I was met by a standoffish receptionist who also turned out to be my masseuse. Her name was Jennifer and her English was very poor.

She is in her mid to late 30s I’d say, a bit frumpy by her own admission.

I really won’t go into much detail because it was a dull affair. I was offered a shower which I took, lied down and received an inspiring up and down rub for 45 minutes before being offfered extras at 40/80. I talked her down to 30 and she delivered hr in the most bland  manner possible and I couldn’t even feel her well covered buttocks due to her positioning. I will never return.
Pretty sure its been mentioned on here before. Its a pretty run of the mill TCM with a variety of SPs which means ymmv. On the 2 or 3 times Ive been its no better or worse than the majority of places around

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Stonebow1, which Elements is this? And did Diana get her boobs out for fondle/suck? Natural?
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Earls Court. And yep allowed a thorough fondle and suck. All natural chebs

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Hi all,

I've been meaning to find a decent standard massage in west London for a while and I came across Hannas' page on 'Ilovemassages'. Naturally, I've been trying to find reviews on here but have only found something that is a close match with @UKDave51 review from 2022
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?msg=3566826
The name and location is identical however the link he had posted is out of date now.

I was wondering if anyone had any Info on Hanna or has seen her recently?

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Reading his review and her website, I think I would save my money

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Hi all,

I've been meaning to find a decent standard massage in west London for a while and I came across Hannas' page on 'Ilovemassages'. Naturally, I've been trying to find reviews on here but have only found something that is a close match with @UKDave51 review from 2022
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?msg=3566826
The name and location is identical however the link he had posted is out of date now.

I was wondering if anyone had any Info on Hanna or has seen her recently?

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Firstly, welcome to UKP.

The review you spotted is a good lead. Always worth putting any URLs you've find into the search box. If you look for the out of date link (External Link/Members Only), you'll find more info that confirms it's the SP you're thinking about and gives a different perspective e.g.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=359757

You could also search for External Link/Members Only

Good luck and please review if you see her.

Offline daddy919

Hello gentlemen, anyone have any knowledge of June (Korean, 27yo) or Diana (Estonian, 28yo) from Emily's Skyline in Lewisham?

Haven't been there since Clair days

Any info will be appreciated  :hi:


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Firstly, welcome to UKP.

The review you spotted is a good lead. Always worth putting any URLs you've find into the search box. If you look for the out of date link (External Link/Members Only), you'll find more info that confirms it's the SP you're thinking about and gives a different perspective e.g.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=359757

You could also search for External Link/Members Only

Good luck and please review if you see her.

Thank you for the help, I appreciate it alot.

Shame she doesn't live up to what other reviews have said as she's extremely hot.
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Tina is back at Well Health after 3 months back home, she is in Paddington M/Th/F , and The Cut on T/W.

Whilst there I spotted a charming looking young lady who said her name was Kelly, looking forward to indulging myself next week.

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Visited Elverson Road gaff again. Cindy, tall Chinese decent body, ok face, probably early 40s. Pretty sure I’ve seen her before but can’t recall if I’ve reviewed or posted about.

Only had half hour to spare but her massage was very good. Wish I went for the full hour! Surprised to get a decent massage here as this place is all about the extras.

15 min in or so she flips me and goes to work: OWO, decent hand job and let’s me have a good munch on her clean pussy. I ask for full service and she leaves the room momentarily, returning with a condom. 5-10 min of sex in a few positions before I pop. No mention of money at all.

After showering and dressing I hand her 60 and she says no you got two services (oral and full I guess) so it should be 80. Sure I could’ve stuck with 60 but she did good work so I handed her another 10 and said that’s it. She didn’t moan and was still pleasant seeing me out.

Says she works here Saturdays but two other places during the week - only caught Bethnal Green, not the other one.

Reliable service from this place.

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Visited Elverson Road gaff again. Cindy, tall Chinese decent body, ok face, probably early 40s. Pretty sure I’ve seen her before but can’t recall if I’ve reviewed or posted about.

Only had half hour to spare but her massage was very good. Wish I went for the full hour! Surprised to get a decent massage here as this place is all about the extras.

15 min in or so she flips me and goes to work: OWO, decent hand job and let’s me have a good munch on her clean pussy. I ask for full service and she leaves the room momentarily, returning with a condom. 5-10 min of sex in a few positions before I pop. No mention of money at all.

After showering and dressing I hand her 60 and she says no you got two services (oral and full I guess) so it should be 80. Sure I could’ve stuck with 60 but she did good work so I handed her another 10 and said that’s it. She didn’t moan and was still pleasant seeing me out.

Says she works here Saturdays but two other places during the week - only caught Bethnal Green, not the other one.

Reliable service from this place.

Conned

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Visited Elverson Road gaff again. Cindy, tall Chinese decent body, ok face, probably early 40s. Pretty sure I’ve seen her before but can’t recall if I’ve reviewed or posted about.

Only had half hour to spare but her massage was very good. Wish I went for the full hour! Surprised to get a decent massage here as this place is all about the extras.

15 min in or so she flips me and goes to work: OWO, decent hand job and let’s me have a good munch on her clean pussy. I ask for full service and she leaves the room momentarily, returning with a condom. 5-10 min of sex in a few positions before I pop. No mention of money at all.

After showering and dressing I hand her 60 and she says no you got two services (oral and full I guess) so it should be 80. Sure I could’ve stuck with 60 but she did good work so I handed her another 10 and said that’s it. She didn’t moan and was still pleasant seeing me out.

Says she works here Saturdays but two other places during the week - only caught Bethnal Green, not the other one.

Reliable service from this place.

Cindy also works at Herb Dr on Bethnal Green Road, I have seen her there working on Sundays.
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Is 'Cindy' also known as 'Tina' when she works in Woodford?

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Is 'Cindy' also known as 'Tina' when she works in Woodford?

Woodford Health Chinese shop?

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Offline Duron

Stonebow1, I was in the area and I saw Diana (Elements, Earls Court) outside. Tall, brunette. Mostly saw from behind. Noticed a large-back size, so boobs-to-chest ratio may not be that great. (I'd reference Camilla at TantricPleasure as the gold standard on this front). Can you confirm? Are her boobs themselves large? Cup size. Is there a pornstar reference to offer as guidance?
Thanks.
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I must admit Im curious too

Maybe saying I paid too much? “Conned” into paying £70 for full service, OWO, etc?

Weird comment.

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Stonebow1, I was in the area and I saw Diana (Elements, Earls Court) outside. Tall, brunette. Mostly saw from behind. Noticed a large-back size, so boobs-to-chest ratio may not be that great. (I'd reference Camilla at TantricPleasure as the gold standard on this front). Can you confirm? Are her boobs themselves large? Cup size. Is there a pornstar reference to offer as guidance?
Thanks.

Yep they are large. Not sure about a pornstar reference but they are about DD's and feel lovely to the touch. If you're a cheb man like me you won't be disappointed.

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Is 'Cindy' also known as 'Tina' when she works in Woodford?

I have never been to the place in Woodford so I can't say.

 

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Woodford Health Chinese shop?

@Sparkus any intel on this place, are the ladies up for a FS?

Cheers
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@Sparkus any intel on this place, are the ladies up for a FS?

Cheers

Not been recently but under previous owner most SPs were up for fun to varying degrees.
Under new ownership (since 2019) it's only been b2b and 50/50 on whether you'll get RO.