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Offline Jonestown

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Are you guys talking about the same place in Swiss cottage?

No, I thought he was talking about the former Baker Street shop.

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Well Health in Praed Street on its website doesn't refer to the shop being in Paddington, they call it Tyburnia, presumably after the not so nearby Marble Arch and the Tyburn river that flowed through it.

Offline saiyens22

Hello All,

I was driving through Palmers Green the other day and saw a shop next to the station. Doing online research it appears to be this shop.

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Was wondering if anyone had any info, seems very legit so I doubt any funny business could happen in there but you never know

Ta

Offline Shades

Dropped into Roseberry spa in Leicester sq last night. Took half an hour for 30. 2 old ladies on reception. The younger one had the worlds worst lipstick application technique i have ever seen. Insisted i pay cash as the card machine was not working....
made it down the stairs (multiple health and safety issues on the way) and into bedroom 2. women who tirned up called herself amy or something like that. at least mid 40 and a bit overweight.
got a basic massge and when i started to touch her up, so immediately offfered extras. offered b2b and asked what i would pay. I offered 40 and she accepted that.
B2b was basically her lying on top of me naked. turned things around and massaged her a bit. Finished with me lying down and she delivering HR, and me with a finger up her ass....

As is fairly traditional with the chinese, she had a very full bush...


Offline Love2come

Thanks for the review.  Do you normally pay by card then?  I always pay by cash so that I do not leave an electronic trail of my visit to these shops.

Offline Shades

Thanks for the review.  Do you normally pay by card then?  I always pay by cash so that I do not leave an electronic trail of my visit to these shops.
Not normally, but I was a bit short of cash, and wanted to keep my cash for extras if possible.
As for electronic footprint, that risk is pretty minimal for me.

Offline Pushn

Same side as Lidl - maybe 100 yards on.  Not sure about hairdressers, etc. but it is right next to the second hand record shop.   Lewisham Tavern on the corner by the traffic lights, is about 150 yards further along on other side of road.  Shop signage is red, with a crooked overhead massage sign giving phone number.

Love that second hand record shop, havent been to Lewisham for a while though, may have to tell the missus Im going to "have a look at some records"

Offline Love2come

Not normally, but I was a bit short of cash, and wanted to keep my cash for extras if possible.
As for electronic footprint, that risk is pretty minimal for me.
Fair enough  :hi:

Offline stampjones

Coco in nature and health in Drury Lane.
Didnt do the deed so not much to say other than she was young and quite good looking. Pretty terrible massage though maybe that was partly my fault as I chose not to have oil due to tge lack of in-room wash facilities.
Anyway point I wanted to make was as I was getting dressed, she was ripping the paper sheet squares off the strip on the table (that Id been lying on) and folding them up. When she was done she put them in a drawer, presumably to reuse with some future client! Thats disgusting. No way will I be going back there!

Offline PatrickCarnes

Hello All,

I was driving through Palmers Green the other day and saw a shop next to the station. Doing online research it appears to be this shop.

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Was wondering if anyone had any info, seems very legit so I doubt any funny business could happen in there but you never know

Ta

Had a number of legit massages in there. First time I went there was told to keep boxers on and the same with subsequent visits.

Offline Nick_Curran

I thought I'd look into Yada Thai in Kilburn after seeing this advert: External Link/Members Only.  No way those girls were real, but tempted given the name change (it used to be Taj of Thai, and before that Kilburn Thai Spa).

Smart-looking shop.  No-one in front office and locked door; when I rang the bell a guy came out.  Factor in a sign in the window saying "Staff wanted" and I just didn't get a great vibe nor fancy taking a chance.  Someone else might.  Hope this is of some vague use!

Offline hawkzville

Reference Peppermint at Palmers Green.

I've now retired from punting; my long covid and other health issues have basically ended my sex life, but heck I had a good innings. Anyhow, I went in there maybe 6 weeks ago looking for a genuine massage as it helps with my pains and automatically removed my boxers before the girl had a chance to say anything. She was then very flustered saying "no no not here"; she then whispered in my ear "you want that go to place on high street, very good". Anyhow, boxers back on and what followed was a very decent massage and I will return to them for that.

Curiosity got the better of me though so afterwards I thought I'd take a look at the "one on the high street" which is "Palmers Green Acupuncture Centre", I got as far as the door to see what I would describe as "Bella Embergs Chinese Cousin" giving me a toothless smile, so turned and walked away, happy in my new found punting retirement keeping my cash in my pocket.

Offline Pperve

Some how just lost the review I was typing and too pissed off to write another full reveiw so here goes.

Herbal Bliss South Ruislip

Girl Yumi Good looking, 30 something size 10 with B cups.

B2B (which was really her naked and wanking me off) - £30 at the door £40 in the room.

Short changed me on time by 10 minutes, tried to short change me even more promising she would make it up next time, to which I called bullshit.

Bottom line is I could hear 4 different punters in the outfit with only 2 girls. They were lining one each of the 3 rooms and making 1 wait in reception. This meant 2 punters were kept waiting. Also kept darting in and out of the room to apease the other punters that were getting impatient.

Offline Love2come

Some how just lost the review I was typing and too pissed off to write another full reveiw so here goes.

Herbal Bliss South Ruislip

Girl Yumi Good looking, 30 something size 10 with B cups.

B2B (which was really her naked and wanking me off) - £30 at the door £40 in the room.

Short changed me on time by 10 minutes, tried to short change me even more promising she would make it up next time, to which I called bullshit.

Bottom line is I could hear 4 different punters in the outfit with only 2 girls. They were lining one each of the 3 rooms and making 1 wait in reception. This meant 2 punters were kept waiting. Also kept darting in and out of the room to apease the other punters that were getting impatient.

Wow really? So they had the punters in the massage room naked waiting whilst they serviced another punter, that is poor. Only thing I am confused with is if there were 3 rooms and four punters (Including you I assume) that does not add up or I am getting myself confused which is more likely  :sarcastic:

Offline Love2come

Wow really? So they had the punters in the massage room naked waiting whilst they serviced another punter, that is poor. Only thing I am confused with is if there were 3 rooms and four punters (Including you I assume) that does not add up or I am getting myself confused which is more likely  :sarcastic:
Sorry I have just seen you said one waited in reception, makes sense now. I knew it was me  :sarcastic:

Offline armslave

Went to Kri Han in Kingsbury a few days ago
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Theres been few reviews about the place so I'll just do a mini review.

I saw Lili, Chinese, mid to late 20s, abt 5'8, slim, average looks and b/c cups. 1 hour booking for £50.

She gave a decent massage, paid attention to my knots but she seems new to this so she didnt do any reach unders or cc swipes or the butterfly touch. She was very chatty but not really that good at setting a sensual mood. After about 30 odd min she flipped me and then brought up the subject to extras, agreed to b2b for £50 though no RO or kissing. Again not the best at teasing or hand job but eager to please so I liked her, after writhing around on top of me for a while and running her tits everywhere she managed to get me off with an ok handjob. If I had a condom I would have gone further, I should have had one with me but I just forgot. :dash:

Anyway not bad, might return with rubber to see if shes learnt anything new!

Offline FlaccidChimp

Saw kelly at elveson road. Got some good OWO. She removed her mouth and switched to a handjob for the finish.

Offline s8ds8ck

Bamboo Spa, Leather Lane, Farringdon.
Late evening visit - had 45 mins to spare and popped in.
Asked to wait in room for 10-15 mins - eventually a 40-something Thai showed up.
Very good therapeutic massage with cc swipes and reach unders.
Negotiated 50 for HR topless - nice rack.
Great chs with a bonus pm brought about a satisfactory conclusion.

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Great chs with a bonus pm brought about a satisfactory conclusion.

Sorry, can you clarify the conclusion, thanks

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Sorry, can you clarify the conclusion, thanks

PM.... prostate massage?

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Bamboo Spa, Leather Lane, Farringdon.
Late evening visit - had 45 mins to spare and popped in.
Asked to wait in room for 10-15 mins - eventually a 40-something Thai showed up.
Very good therapeutic massage with cc swipes and reach unders.
Negotiated 50 for HR topless - nice rack.
Great chs with a bonus pm brought about a satisfactory conclusion.

Apologies for the terse review - and yes, in this instance “pm” = prostate massage. Some additional info on the visit:

First time at this place (turned up once before and been redirected to another shop on clerkenwell rd)
Room was warm and well sized - with a shower big enough for 2…
Although i was kept waiting longer than expected, all went smoothly enough. I did not ask for the lady’s name (receptionist had told me she was Thai) but around 5’ tall wearing black t-shirt and tracksuit bottoms. First impressions made me think i would not request anything above HR.
Before the flip she’d asked “just handjob?” to which i said yes. No mention of pricing until i enquired about taking her top off after noticing a decent pair under the plain t-shirt. She said 60 topless or 40 just HR. She took off the t-shirt revealing a red padded bra as part of her sales pitch. I pressed on with 5 fingers and insisted on 50. She caved 😂
Off came the bra to reveal a good (if slightly droopy) pair with nice firm nipples to suck on. I was tempted to ask what else might be on offer, but decided against in favour of enjoying what was agreed. The PM was a nice touch - and after some delicate probing while stroking, the deed was done.
Still time on the clock, she finished with a head massage then offered a shower. As i was washing, my mind was wondering what sort of fun happened in that cubicle…
45 min massage £40
Topless HR £50
Decent VFM for the area i think
« Last Edit: August 09, 2023, 09:49:13 am by s8ds8ck »

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I used to be a regular visitor to Leather Lane (even if right next to work, doh) but the Asian staff suddenly got very old, maybe change of owner.  Last saw Spanish Ana here with her huge boozakas, 2019.  Might try a go again for old times' sake.

Offline pbj46

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Went for a walk after work, called in at Diamond Thai & Thai Kosai but both were fully booked.  Went walkies in search of an alternative and chanced it on this joint.

Small shop, bit cluttered and pokey.  £45 for 45.  Asked if first time visiting (it was) led downstairs to the room, told to get changed but keep underwear on, which I assumed was them covering their ass.  Signs all over the show about no sexual activity etc.  Got undressed, including underwear, and got under the towel.  She came in and said no you need to put underwear on (ffs), told her I didn't want to get it oily so off she went for 5 mins rummaging for paper pants.

Anyway, finally got started, very good massage actually, but absolutely nothing else on the cards so doesn't warrant a full review.  No showers.

Offline Alelcourt

Some time ago there was Jess who was the receptionist at skyline in Lewisham.

She gave the best owos and b2b I've had till date, was a Japanese receptionist who was mid 20s, she's moved elsewhere now.

And one had her ?

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Is anyone able to PM a phone number or details for Laothong Thai massage please? I've googled and searched on here but all the Gumtree links are expired. I can't find any trace of them on google either. Thanks guys!

Nice one Elnukky, the Laothong ladies must love you with that silver-tongued charm!  ;)
40 for OWO each is a nice deal, I must avail.  Comms can be a bit patchy as they seem pretty busy.

30/40s is being a tad kind.  Nokia claims several kids, the eldest of which could've finished uni, I'd put her comfortably past 45, she's old skool with her pleasantness but a little bit chunky all round.  Stretch marks somewhat mitigated by the spare tyre but she has lovely, darkish, soft skin (a little oil required), a soft rump and natural Bs with dark half-inch ciggy butt nips.  If you like the idea of a soft, warm, Thai body up against you then she can deliver that.  Facially she's got a broad visage, flattish features with heavy eyebrows so not one you'd admire in passing or up close.
Massage skills practiced with strong enough hands to sort out knots and deeper tensions.  Sensual touching is pleasant.  Didn't get much HR as progressed from RO to covered FS surprisingly quick.  Nokia seemed to appreciate the attention and got nicely wet though not frothy.  Mish, doggy and that one where she's on her side and you straddle one leg with the other up high.  40+60 for the 60 min frolic.

Candy is another multi-sprog matron, slimmer and a bit more weathered as a result.  Tummy is noticeably slack from the pregnancies.  She claimed she didn't know how to massage so at first I thought I was being played and may have to curtail.  She was however fine with being naked from the off and she got aboard pretty quick. 
Also past 45, her dippyness may indeed be bat-shit crazy, fortunately no tantrums.  Seemed like she just wasn't up for being creative so resorted to compliance.  Suckled her Bs as she straddled me and kept me at full mast with some pleasant vanilla stroking.  Macced up and doggy on the table then standing by the table then OWO where she invited me to CIM.
This one is a bit of a chancer as she asks for more than Nokia for FS so maybe best to play the 40 for b2b/owo route and see.  Also seems that one and done is her m.o. so she was off out of the room despite there being 10 mins left on the clock.  May've been able to get her back in for a massage without fuss but seems she's on a conveyor and will move on given the chance.

Have seen but not tried "Masa" who appears to be the "youngest" of the mums working here at 35+, also a little chunky and seemingly shy, perhaps a little prettier thanks to her comparative youth, otherwise about the same proportions as Nokia.  Apparently newer to the crew and not offering FS.

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Offline Pringles700

Sounds a bit like someone who used to work at Nature & Health on Middlesex St near Liverpool St station, I think her name was Sue (Thai with French accent), cracking body with tattoos and INCREDIBLE owo. Highly doubt we are talking about the same person but would love to visit either if anyone knows where they have moved to.

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Some time ago there was Jess who was the receptionist at skyline in Lewisham.

She gave the best owos and b2b I've had till date, was a Japanese receptionist who was mid 20s, she's moved elsewhere now.

And one had her ?

I remember asking if she did the deed on here and was told no.  I guess people were keeping her for themselves.

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I remember asking if she did the deed on here and was told no.  I guess people were keeping her for themselves.

Yep she certainly did. :(


Offline goodmans

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Went for a walk after work, called in at Diamond Thai & Thai Kosai but both were fully booked.  Went walkies in search of an alternative and chanced it on this joint.

Small shop, bit cluttered and pokey.  £45 for 45.  Asked if first time visiting (it was) led downstairs to the room, told to get changed but keep underwear on, which I assumed was them covering their ass.  Signs all over the show about no sexual activity etc.  Got undressed, including underwear, and got under the towel.  She came in and said no you need to put underwear on (ffs), told her I didn't want to get it oily so off she went for 5 mins rummaging for paper pants.

Anyway, finally got started, very good massage actually, but absolutely nothing else on the cards so doesn't warrant a full review.  No showers.
I have been there for the last 5 years never been told to keep boxers on always got offered extras

Offline stampjones

I have been there for the last 5 years never been told to keep boxers on always got offered extras
Was probably that he said it was his first visit. Schoolboy error ;/)

Offline Phatdog

Anyone know by any chance if any in Karma Tantric do OWO/BJ?

Offline Alelcourt

Anyone tried the Tuesday girls at Ruby Spa in Downham?
Kalla is supposedly Russian
Sendy and Yulin both Chinese.  One of these two might be a very cute, slim, early 20s, possible Sino-Caucasian.

Intel on any of the other girls on the other days would also be useful.  There are at least a few more watching who dabble in these parts beyond the handful who have been good enough to post reviews recently.

Any elaborate review on them ?

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She's moved somewhere and someone know where

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I have been there for the last 5 years never been told to keep boxers on always got offered extras

Wow - I've been there a number of times over the years and always been told to keep them on. I wouldn't say I'm a regular, but they have my number stored and know who I am when I call

Offline pbj46

Wow - I've been there a number of times over the years and always been told to keep them on. I wouldn't say I'm a regular, but they have my number stored and know who I am when I call

Yea, and they made quite a fuss when I removed them.

Offline Griffin75

Has anyone had an experience of either of these two ladies?
Tempted to try one this weekend..
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Offline Nick1974

No but I will finally have some time to get to see someone this week and will defo try for one of these and see !

Offline maybe

I went for a regular massage at Thai Spa Victoria last month. Wasn't looking for anything that day, just some deep tissue then at some point she asked if 'he' needed a massage, which I said no. 2 mins later i got double hand chop on my shoulders and then hot water cloth to wipe off the oil, signifying end of session.

I checked the time and its bang on 1hr, so i'm thinking, either she rates herself and do a HE in 2 mins or do they let it run over the time if you for some extras? is this normal?

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I went for a regular massage at Thai Spa Victoria last month. Wasn't looking for anything that day, just some deep tissue then at some point she asked if 'he' needed a massage, which I said no. 2 mins later i got double hand chop on my shoulders and then hot water cloth to wipe off the oil, signifying end of session.

I checked the time and its bang on 1hr, so i'm thinking, either she rates herself and do a HE in 2 mins or do they let it run over the time if you for some extras? is this normal?

I’ve had Thai massage girls offer HE straight after the turn over, then carry on with the massage after the deed is done. I’ve also had Thai girls offer B2B for an exorbitant rate with ten minutes to go, which I declined to a hostile reception. so HE with a couple of minutes go go doesn’t surprise me as they tend to go at it hammer and tongs, no sensuality or build up, just another muscle group to be worked on.

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I went for a regular massage at Thai Spa Victoria last month. Wasn't looking for anything that day, just some deep tissue then at some point she asked if 'he' needed a massage, which I said no. 2 mins later i got double hand chop on my shoulders and then hot water cloth to wipe off the oil, signifying end of session.

I checked the time and its bang on 1hr, so i'm thinking, either she rates herself and do a HE in 2 mins or do they let it run over the time if you for some extras? is this normal?

Is this the place upstairs from the street but just below Daojai's?

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Is this the place upstairs from the street but just below Daojai's?
That one is certainly called thai spa. Ive been offered HR there but never taken it up for reasons too boring to explain

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Has anyone had an experience of either of these two ladies?
Tempted to try one this weekend..
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The yku website is Alona who advertised everywhere her lomi lomi massage.  Shes been around for years.  The website is old she looks much older.  She scrubs you standing in the bath holding shower before and after then a very oily naked massage with hr nothing else on offer.  £100 per hour.  Worth a try

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Is this the place upstairs from the street but just below Daojai's?

yeah, thats the one.

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I’ve had Thai massage girls offer HE straight after the turn over, then carry on with the massage after the deed is done. I’ve also had Thai girls offer B2B for an exorbitant rate with ten minutes to go, which I declined to a hostile reception. so HE with a couple of minutes go go doesn’t surprise me as they tend to go at it hammer and tongs, no sensuality or build up, just another muscle group to be worked on.

bloody hell. Lucky i declined. The little fella might be all beat up and out of action for a few weeks.

Offline goodmans

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Fashion St, E1

Went for a walk after work, called in at Diamond Thai & Thai Kosai but both were fully booked.  Went walkies in search of an alternative and chanced it on this joint.

Small shop, bit cluttered and pokey.  £45 for 45.  Asked if first time visiting (it was) led downstairs to the room, told to get changed but keep underwear on, which I assumed was them covering their ass.  Signs all over the show about no sexual activity etc.  Got undressed, including underwear, and got under the towel.  She came in and said no you need to put underwear on (ffs), told her I didn't want to get it oily so off she went for 5 mins rummaging for paper pants.

Anyway, finally got started, very good massage actually, but absolutely nothing else on the cards so doesn't warrant a full review.  No showers.
phoned Thai Dimond on Sunday to book said Katie and Jessica was working I have seen Katie about a month ago she gave topless he for 40 so I went to see Jessica at 2.15 20/8/23 got there at 2.10 pm I said to the young receptionist said I made a booking said name paid 59.00 1 hour she opened the door and there was Jessica I said to my self what a looker gave great Thai massage then on to my legs with lots of cc wipes she said 80 for b2b I didn’t have enough said 60 for topless great girl good looking and fit as hell very light skin dark blonde hair she even took by my number works Sunday and Tuesday definitely be returning even offers fs but said 120 but have to ask at desk for down stairs

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The yku website is Alona who advertised everywhere her lomi lomi massage.  Shes been around for years.  The website is old she looks much older.  She scrubs you standing in the bath holding shower before and after then a very oily naked massage with hr nothing else on offer.  £100 per hour.  Worth a try

I saw her around a year ago. Strongly do not recommend as she is quite old and in poor shape. HE was objectively awful too. Way too aggressive with it.

Offline pbj46

phoned Thai Dimond on Sunday to book said Katie and Jessica was working I have seen Katie about a month ago she gave topless he for 40 so I went to see Jessica at 2.15 20/8/23 got there at 2.10 pm I said to the young receptionist said I made a booking said name paid 59.00 1 hour she opened the door and there was Jessica I said to my self what a looker gave great Thai massage then on to my legs with lots of cc wipes she said 80 for b2b I didn’t have enough said 60 for topless great girl good looking and fit as hell very light skin dark blonde hair she even took by my number works Sunday and Tuesday definitely be returning even offers fs but said 120 but have to ask at desk for down stairs

Sounds great, will have to check it out next time I'm in the office.  Do you find you need to reserve in advance? Seems like a busy joint.