London massage shop mini reviews

[abikeman]

Lucy was the only person I saw there.
It’s definitely open now

Diana is indeed back. Dropped by Fuhe to try out Lucy. Met at reception by Asian woman who must have been someone different as no way you could say she was facially attractive. Then once in room, in comes the eastern euro Diana. Fortunately she had calmed down compared to last time I saw her a couple years ago. No sign of Lucy of the big tits, but maybe I was just unlucky on the rota.

[LLPunting]

Diana is indeed back. Dropped by Fuhe to try out Lucy. Met at reception by Asian woman who must have been someone different as no way you could say she was facially attractive. Then once in room, in comes the eastern euro Diana. Fortunately she had calmed down compared to last time I saw her a couple years ago. No sign of Lucy of the big tits, but maybe I was just unlucky on the rota.

Review of Diana?

[abikeman]

Diana still looks same as previous. Solid powerful shot putter build, albeit with massive tits. Good massage (had paid £55 at door for an hr), deeep tissue as you’d expect with her arms. After about 40 mins started with the cc swipes and bit of surreptitious ball stroking. On turn offered a titwank for £70! I countered £40 and settled on £50. Good teasing cock play, with full access sucking on her big tits followed. She can’t resist and starts fingering my butt, fortunately though without the aggression or choking per previous! Finish off between the tits. Said that the place was closed for months because council were slow renewing license but will now be open as normal.

[Duron]

I saw Lucy first time yesterday. Her outstanding feature is her massive organ-stop nipples. Not mentioned elsewhere. The boobs themselves were big enough and wobbly. The best is how big her boobs are when she dangles them onto your face. She encourages severe nipple sucking.
There was a 'shot putter body type' in another room. I didn't get a good look.

[sparkus]

I saw Lucy first time yesterday. Her outstanding feature is her massive organ-stop nipples. Not mentioned elsewhere. The boobs themselves were big enough and wobbly. The best is how big her boobs are when she dangles them onto your face. She encourages severe nipple sucking.
There was a 'shot putter body type' in another room. I didn't get a good look.

I mentioned them in my review of years ago.

What's amazing is her rack hasn't depreciated with age.

[LLPunting]

I saw Lucy first time yesterday. Her outstanding feature is her massive organ-stop nipples. Not mentioned elsewhere. The boobs themselves were big enough and wobbly. The best is how big her boobs are when she dangles them onto your face. She encourages severe nipple sucking.
There was a 'shot putter body type' in another room. I didn't get a good look.

Didn't get or didn't want?

[LLPunting]

Diana still looks same as previous. Solid powerful shot putter build, albeit with massive tits. Good massage (had paid £55 at door for an hr), deeep tissue as you’d expect with her arms. After about 40 mins started with the cc swipes and bit of surreptitious ball stroking. On turn offered a titwank for £70! I countered £40 and settled on £50. Good teasing cock play, with full access sucking on her big tits followed. She can’t resist and starts fingering my butt, fortunately though without the aggression or choking per previous! Finish off between the tits. Said that the place was closed for months because council were slow renewing license but will now be open as normal.

Thanks for info.     Pricing a joke.   

[Malakos]

Hi, do you have contact number please?

Nice one Elnukky, the Laothong ladies must love you with that silver-tongued charm! 
40 for OWO each is a nice deal, I must avail.  Comms can be a bit patchy as they seem pretty busy.

30/40s is being a tad kind.  Nokia claims several kids, the eldest of which could've finished uni, I'd put her comfortably past 45, she's old skool with her pleasantness but a little bit chunky all round.  Stretch marks somewhat mitigated by the spare tyre but she has lovely, darkish, soft skin (a little oil required), a soft rump and natural Bs with dark half-inch ciggy butt nips.  If you like the idea of a soft, warm, Thai body up against you then she can deliver that.  Facially she's got a broad visage, flattish features with heavy eyebrows so not one you'd admire in passing or up close.
Massage skills practiced with strong enough hands to sort out knots and deeper tensions.  Sensual touching is pleasant.  Didn't get much HR as progressed from RO to covered FS surprisingly quick.  Nokia seemed to appreciate the attention and got nicely wet though not frothy.  Mish, doggy and that one where she's on her side and you straddle one leg with the other up high.  40+60 for the 60 min frolic.

Candy is another multi-sprog matron, slimmer and a bit more weathered as a result.  Tummy is noticeably slack from the pregnancies.  She claimed she didn't know how to massage so at first I thought I was being played and may have to curtail.  She was however fine with being naked from the off and she got aboard pretty quick. 
Also past 45, her dippyness may indeed be bat-shit crazy, fortunately no tantrums.  Seemed like she just wasn't up for being creative so resorted to compliance.  Suckled her Bs as she straddled me and kept me at full mast with some pleasant vanilla stroking.  Macced up and doggy on the table then standing by the table then OWO where she invited me to CIM.
This one is a bit of a chancer as she asks for more than Nokia for FS so maybe best to play the 40 for b2b/owo route and see.  Also seems that one and done is her m.o. so she was off out of the room despite there being 10 mins left on the clock.  May've been able to get her back in for a massage without fuss but seems she's on a conveyor and will move on given the chance.

Have seen but not tried "Masa" who appears to be the "youngest" of the mums working here at 35+, also a little chunky and seemingly shy, perhaps a little prettier thanks to her comparative youth, otherwise about the same proportions as Nokia.  Apparently newer to the crew and not offering FS.

[Fuzzyduck]

Hi, do you have contact number please?

Did you not read LLPunting's reply to the last post you made on here asking for information?

[daviemac]

Hi, do you have contact number please?

Not the way the site works, apart from unadvertised phone numbers can't be posted, members are expected to make useful contributions, preferably by way of reviews. Any reason you haven't done that?

[stampjones]

Was in swiss cottage today. Didnt have time for any actual business but popped into 3 shops. Cheng xiang (is that even the name? Where kelly used to work, just along from the cinema). Familiar looking tall 50ish asian woman said it was 40 for 30. I said bye at which point she said she’d go 30 for 30. If you’re trying to con me on the door fee whats it going to be like downstairs? No thanks

Across the road and towards finchley road (near swiss cottage tube exit 4) is a TCM. Old chinese bloke on the desk told me Linda would massage me for 30. Declined due to time constraints but Ive never been here so maybe I should trt it out.

Heading farther north and back across the road I went into san ling. no-one on reception but someone calked up from downstairs. Yu Yu her name was. Quite a pretty looking younger asian girl with smallish tits. Maybe 30s. Was tempted but no time so I had to decline.

Tried the thai spa next door but the door was locked.

Apologies for the somewhat vague report but hopefully its useful to someone

[Mikeb]

Anyone have intel on Oasis massage by Old St station? Used to be called body balance according to Google maps. Good looking SE lady behind the counter as I walked by tonight, sadly she was just closing and turning off lights etc.

My curiosity got the best of me today and I visited the shop this evening. The boss was working, with her kid behind the counter (I could see through the window) so I bailed and went back later. The lady who I spotted earlier was at the counter and she was very odd initially, like 'what you want a massage?' - yeah no shit lol.

went for 45 mins at 40 quid for Swedish, there were other options for more expensive but I find they're just silly upsells.

Girl was Middle eastern as suspected, said she works there 3 days a week, usually Wednesdays and Sundays but didn't mention the other days. Good looking girl probably a 7/10 with a bit of a waist, but nice full D boobs.

Into the room and stripped off to my jocks and laid down, she came in and immediately said 'oh these will get oily, do you want to take them off' - game on.

Pretty decent massage followed, nothing out of this world but she mentioned she worked in a real legit massage place before but mainly doing limbs and not whole body. She asked me to flip after 25 mins and spent some time massaging my front while up on the table, then while giggling asked if I wanted extras. Her pricelist was Hand relief for £60 and B2B for £100, with no sex or blowjob allowed. A little bit outrageous pricing but I guess that's London. I said I had 40 beans in the wallet and what would that get me. She said she couldn't go B2B because of her period, but would do hand relief, so I asked for topless and she said sure (surprising) - she then gave me a bit of cheek saying bring more money next time. Gave me a nice balls and taint massage before rocking into the HJ, asked how I liked it and spat on it a few times, nice touch. Touching allowed but couldn't get those bad boys in my face. Finished me off and looked at the clock, 45 mins exactly. Offered a shower as she cleaned up the shop and paid her the 40 I had. She was really chatty then, told me a good bit about her, where she lives, how she got into this sort of work from legit place...Said she lives from a hotel so maybe a hint to come visit her there but I'm far too dense in post nut clarity to pick that up. Out the door in just under an hour which was nice, but the shop closes at 10pm so maybe she was just passing time. Kept mentioning she has a long walk to the station etc, again, probably more signals but only realised that on the way home lol

Anyway I would repeat, but shady enough pricing for B2B - I would be interested in visiting her outside of the shop and seeing how far she might go? As always YMMV - I'm a younger guy so I tend to not have much issues bargaining. She thought it was my first rodeo 

Would repeat. Anyway my 2 cents for the board. Cheers guys.

[LLPunting]

Thanks for checking the place out.   
Hope she doesn't get wind of your revelation or you're blown, possibly not in the good way.  But hey, you could get married. 

[LLPunting]

Jenny @Dr Liu in West Ken
Watch out lads, this one is playing silly buggers already.  Agreed +50 for b2b (knowing locals do for 40) then mentioned more for more, agreed +owo for +10  but then got into action quick promising massage after, interrupted by convo with male outside door a few times, then curtailed session at 20+ mins saying doctor would do massage WTAF!
Yes she looks late 20s-early 30s round faced, gnd pretty, soft white skin and pert natural Bs, but stale below and didn't shower after.
Formal review later.

[Billybong]

Went into the massage shop in Deptford Main Street last week - guy came out from back and I said massage and he said ‘ no lady !’

I did not stay.

[Billybong]

Also, noticed a new shop called Sunshine on Lee High Road, past Lidl going towards Lewisham.

I knew I couldn’t stop, but was intrigued enough to walk in.  Met by Tina, around 40 yo, shortish dress, tits pushed up, lots of make up.  Did not look unfamiliar, but I could not place her.  She said 30 for 30, 50 for 60 mins.

[LLPunting]

Also, noticed a new shop called Sunshine on Lee High Road, past Lidl going towards Lewisham.

I knew I couldn’t stop, but was intrigued enough to walk in.  Met by Tina, around 40 yo, shortish dress, tits pushed up, lots of make up.  Did not look unfamiliar, but I could not place her.  She said 30 for 30, 50 for 60 mins.

Intriguing, is that on same side as Lidl, after the hair salon in the modern block before the main shops begin (polish store)?

[Billybong]

Same side as Lidl - maybe 100 yards on.  Not sure about hairdressers, etc. but it is right next to the second hand record shop.   Lewisham Tavern on the corner by the traffic lights, is about 150 yards further along on other side of road.  Shop signage is red, with a crooked overhead massage sign giving phone number.

[y101y]

Same side as Lidl - maybe 100 yards on.  Not sure about hairdressers, etc. but it is right next to the second hand record shop.   Lewisham Tavern on the corner by the traffic lights, is about 150 yards further along on other side of road.  Shop signage is red, with a crooked overhead massage sign giving phone number.

Good to know, although not the most inconspicuous place!

[LLPunting]

Same side as Lidl - maybe 100 yards on.  Not sure about hairdressers, etc. but it is right next to the second hand record shop.   Lewisham Tavern on the corner by the traffic lights, is about 150 yards further along on other side of road.  Shop signage is red, with a crooked overhead massage sign giving phone number.

Thanks  , sounds like it's opposite the Chinese market and barber's on corner.

[MBargo]

Gonna be traveling through London next week. Doubt I’ll have time to visit KingsX or Chapel Market, but anyone got any recommendations between Liverpool Street and Chelmsford?

[LLPunting]

Tried out the Chinese shop in Sidcup, near the Waitrose.  The receptionist was quite attractive MILF in 40s but alas only the receptionist.  Amy on duty is about 5'6" , 35+, sturdy with a bit of a pot just past her perhaps Bs in bra.  Avg face not unattractive.  Both friendly and spoke good English with an Anglicised accent suggesting a good few years here actively conversing and absorbing pronounciation.  30 for 30 and she gave a good sweeping and kneading massage with firm (medium) pressure that was nicely relaxing.  Let her take her own time working around my body and she signalled that extras were available by leaning her pot and pubis onto my head, arms and hands at various times.  She finally broached the subject with about 20 mins gone and seemed genuinely disappointed to be denied getting frisky rather than pissed off about no tip.  She finished the massage just as conscientiously without fuss and offered a shower with a couple of mins to go.  Will review if I go back and sample her wares.

[ConanTheKuffar]

Jenny @Dr Liu in West Ken
Watch out lads, this one is playing silly buggers already.  Agreed +50 for b2b (knowing locals do for 40) then mentioned more for more, agreed +owo for +10  but then got into action quick promising massage after, interrupted by convo with male outside door a few times, then curtailed session at 20+ mins saying doctor would do massage WTAF!
Yes she looks late 20s-early 30s round faced, gnd pretty, soft white skin and pert natural Bs, but stale below and didn't shower after.
Formal review later.

Thanks for the warning. I was planning to see her again and will now stay clear. Inconsistency sucks.

[shant999]

FYI

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=376675.0

[PatrickCarnes]

Had an interesting experience today. Fancied a massage when I was in Putney and checked for the nearest place that was open. The time was 7pm so the nearest place open according to google maps was Fuhe Chinese Medicine shop at 52 Shepherds Bush Road. When I got there, there was 3 Chinese joints almost next to each other and the one I went into was called Believe.

It looked semi legit from the outside so I thought I'd take a massage and see if anything developed. Was greeted at the reception by a very decent looking Chinese woman called Lucy, petite and curvy, in her 30s with a figure hugging print all in one dress on. She had dyed auburn hair and a not too fucked up botox trout pout. She looked me up and down seemingly sizing me up so I thought extras could be on offer. She showed me to a room off the reception. There were a couple more rooms further down as well.

I didn't know if she would be doing the massage but anyway I stripped off and clocked a sign on the wall saying not to ask for sexual services, but that doesn't mean anything. I was naked face down on the table and Lucy comes in and puts a towel over my butt, so I'm thinking maybe extras are off the menu. She asks me questions and my replys are short because I'm not really interested in small talk. She starts massaging me at the head of the table and she's pushing her ample tits into my head. What followed was 30 minutes of a standard massage which was ok, and she lowers the towel and starts massaging my buttocks.

She then asks me if she can leave and her friend would take over for the final 30 minutes because another friend is waiting next door for her to give her botox injections or something. I said no, you started the massage so I expect you to finish it. She was ok with this but seemed a bit bemused that I insisted that she stayed.

She then asks me if I want a head massage which I was fine with. With about 15 minutes left she brings up extras and I told her there's not much time left for B2B but I agree to £50 for B2B because I wanted to see the goods. She's got a cracking body. slim tummy. no fat, great skin with great C cup breasts which hang nicely on her small frame and nice big nips. Nicely trimmed bush. She didn't really get on top of me and slide just let me suck her tits and I was disappointed that she wouldn't let me have a proper look at her pussy. Oh, and she kept her white trainers on which was hot. She then starts to toss me off and sticks a finger up my arse and the best bit was me and her talking about her exploits in the room with customers, her getting fucked in the room and her telling me to bring a strap on next time and she'll do me. I don't know if this was real or not or just meant to get me over the line but it was hot.

She's charming and her english is at a good conversational level I just got the impression she was very much about the business side and money but that's fair enough. She could potentially be very slutty if anyone here wants to find out and I may go back and find out myself.

The massage was £55 for the hour. So she's here, today, Tuesday, but I didn't ask her if she works other days.

[PatrickCarnes]

I've just noticed that StampJones did a review of Lucy on 14th May. His review seems to tally with mine that the B2B was a bit of a let down.

[Fuzzyduck]

Had an interesting experience today...

Thanks for the heads up. I'm normally not that into the Chinese shops but this piqued my interest.

Edit. Well, maybe not.

[Chanon]

Guys,

I’m deeply appreciative of your experience and warning of the BB scene at places like San Ling. I’ve visited there a couple of times and posted reviews. Each time I’m covered but their risk profile is now just too high for me.

However I find myself occasionally in Swiss Cottage / Finchley Road and would love to find a massage place that will go to OWO or FS but without the reputation for BB that San Ling now has.

I’ve been to Xiang Chang and didn’t like the vibe of guy on the door there.  I’ve seen posting of a massage place operating under a hairdresser but can’t find it despite many attempt.

Could you chaps kindly recommend any places I could try?
Many thanks

[Jonestown]

Guys,

I’m deeply appreciative of your experience and warning of the BB scene at places like San Ling. I’ve visited there a couple of times and posted reviews. Each time I’m covered but their risk profile is now just too high for me.

However I find myself occasionally in Swiss Cottage / Finchley Road and would love to find a massage place that will go to OWO or FS but without the reputation for BB that San Ling now has.

I’ve been to Xiang Chang and didn’t like the vibe of guy on the door there.  I’ve seen posting of a massage place operating under a hairdresser but can’t find it despite many attempt.

Could you chaps kindly recommend any places I could try?
Many thanks

I suspect that if San Ling had any local competition their shop wouldn’t be such a shithole. Most of the shops north of Finchley Road tube are Thai and you’d be lucky to get even HR there. Linda’s Chinese place is very much an unknown quantity, you could give that a whorl and report back, other than that I’d say it’s a 13 bus into Baker Street.

[LLPunting]

I suspect that if San Ling had any local competition their shop wouldn’t be such a shithole. Most of the shops north of Finchley Road tube are Thai and you’d be lucky to get even HR there. Linda’s Chinese place is very much an unknown quantity, you could give that a whorl and report back, other than that I’d say it’s a 13 bus into Baker Street.

Or go to Golders Green or West Hampstead/Kilburn/Cricklewood or Camden/Kentish Town or Hendon or the Chinese flat in St John's Wood or Edgware Rd...

[Chanon]

Or go to Golders Green or West Hampstead/Kilburn/Cricklewood or Camden/Kentish Town or Hendon or the Chinese flat in St John's Wood or Edgware Rd...

Many thanks for the broad advice, but would there be any specific shops in the vicinity that would oblige? I'm sure I can spent a lot of my life travelling aimlessly around all those places purporting to offer a massage when really it's the advice and experience of the folks on this board that I'd like to be guided by.... thanks in advance.

[Chanon]

I suspect that if San Ling had any local competition their shop wouldn’t be such a shithole. Most of the shops north of Finchley Road tube are Thai and you’d be lucky to get even HR there. Linda’s Chinese place is very much an unknown quantity, you could give that a whorl and report back, other than that I’d say it’s a 13 bus into Baker Street.

Let me know the details on this place and I’d be happy to TOFTT and report back!

[Jonestown]

Let me know the details on this place and I’d be happy to TOFTT and report back!

Eastern Promise
174 Finchley Road

I’d also draw your attention to the search box at the top right hand corner of the page, makes it easy to access forum information.

[LLPunting]

Many thanks for the broad advice, but would there be any specific shops in the vicinity that would oblige? I'm sure I can spent a lot of my life travelling aimlessly around all those places purporting to offer a massage when really it's the advice and experience of the folks on this board that I'd like to be guided by.... thanks in advance.

All have been reported about by many over the past months and years.  Do your basic research.  BTW "research" is not ask others now to tell you where to go, they aren't paid tour guides or pimps, use the Search feature or browse the pages and pages of listed reviews to see what piques your fancy.  There are 12 pages just to get back to Jan 1 '23.  Every reviewer has already spent their time reporting their experience, every resulting thread has sought to expand on it, don't disrespect that collective effort.

[stonebow1]

Made a rare trip to Elements in Earls Court today. Pre pandemic it was an absolute goldmine for attractive EE girls who you could pick on a 'lucky dip' kind of basis and most of the time not be disappointed.

Sadly it seems the heyday is well and truly over. For the first time ever in Elements i was serviced by a middle aged frumpy Chinese lady. Nothing against them, just not my thing. Was able to reject the HE with ease and keep my cash.

Anyone have any recommendations where i can find the sexy Poles in massage shops?

[Mothball15]

Try elements Soho for poles.
I recall some a while ago.

[LLPunting]

Also, noticed a new shop called Sunshine on Lee High Road, past Lidl going towards Lewisham.

I knew I couldn’t stop, but was intrigued enough to walk in.  Met by Tina, around 40 yo, shortish dress, tits pushed up, lots of make up.  Did not look unfamiliar, but I could not place her.  She said 30 for 30, 50 for 60 mins.

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Formerly Lewisham Computer Repairs it's not discrete at all and opposite where the dodgy Chinese flat was located.
Saw a Chinese matron shutting up shop, I've sampled less prime in the moment but I won't be dropping by to try her.  Sadly no sign of any nubile younger ladies on staff just a shifty, skinny Chinese guy who may've been finishing the "renovations".

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[y101y]

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Formerly Lewisham Computer Repairs it's not discrete at all and opposite where the dodgy Chinese flat was located.
Saw a Chinese matron shutting up shop, I've sampled less prime in the moment but I won't be dropping by to try her.  Sadly no sign of any nubile younger ladies on staff just a shifty, skinny Chinese guy who may've been finishing the "renovations".
 
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Hmm. Hoping it works out but doesn’t sound great so far.

[PumpDump]

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Formerly Lewisham Computer Repairs it's not discrete at all and opposite where the dodgy Chinese flat was located.
Saw a Chinese matron shutting up shop, I've sampled less prime in the moment but I won't be dropping by to try her.  Sadly no sign of any nubile younger ladies on staff just a shifty, skinny Chinese guy who may've been finishing the "renovations".

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There is less than zero chance of the girls looking anything like the model in that photo!

[LLPunting]

There is less than zero chance of the girls looking anything like the model in that photo!

Whilst likelihood may not've been your forte at school I think you have stumbled on a truth there. 

[sparkus]

Ever wondered what Chinese SPs think of us?

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"Groin detox", that's a new one.

[Chanon]

Eastern Promise
174 Finchley Road

I’d also draw your attention to the search box at the top right hand corner of the page, makes it easy to access forum information.

Many thanks. Will try and then report back.
Point taken about the research. Happy to contribute my experiences to the forum.

[LLPunting]

Dropped in at the new Homesdale Rd place in Bromley to give it another chance after my neg https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=377553.msg3859436#msg3859436

Phone girl had said "slim" but didn't say how old.
Monika looked to be late 50s if not 60+ with the wrinkling of her face, skinny.  Wanted 60 for b2b.  Walked.

[Googly7]

Eastern Promise
174 Finchley Road

I’d also draw your attention to the search box at the top right hand corner of the page, makes it easy to access forum information.

Sadly Linda, who also had that place in Old Street, no longer running this joint nowadays though.

[LLPunting]

Anna
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Jay
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Lia
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Anna seems to be administering the crew who work out of Battersea, Bermondsey and St Pancras.
Nicole is also with them, she was reviewed in Bermondsey by another UKPer.
As you can see from the VS URLs they swap the ladies and names around the ads as the girls rota in during the week so beware who is actually at which site.  Some of the photos are also repeated so this may be lazy or may actually indicate more than one girl on site.  Check with Anna.  The WhatsApp status updates she pushes out seem to be "honest" enough in that it's the actual girl in vid or photo and is usually correct for the location.
150ph seems to get FS and OW, iirc Anna and Nicole both said RO not available and I have not had any indication OWO avail from any.
Sadly Julie doesn't seem to be in the mix.  Although their pricing seems ok and you get (some) access to fit young(ish) ladies the massage element, sensual or otherwise may be somewhat ordinary.
Also be careful that whoever is responding on their WhatsApp for whatever number you call may not be the girl on site and they may lure you in before confirming who is actually there.
Ana seems to be the eldest of the lot and is ok looks to go with tattooed figure pictured but I passed.  Jay seems to do 4 handers with her and is the slim blonde pictured with her aswell as sometimes on her own ad, think she works weekends.
Have yet to meet Lia or confirm services available, her vid status looks very tempting.
Nicole seems to not do alot for her extra fees so will skip.

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[Iz88]

Went to visit Lucy at FUHE bush. Booked early as I wanted to lock her down. Driving around london and seeing all these gorgeous busty gals out in the sun I couldn’t wait to see what the hype was all about.

Went there and saw her come through the corridor and took a peak at what she was wearing and definitely could see she was hiding some saggy biggish tits. But I couldn’t go through with it as I did not find her attractive at all. She looked like a middle age Asian aunty that used to beat me up as a kid. And not the milffy looking either. Made the excuse saying I needed to go get cash and left.

Sorry folks, not my cup of jasmine tea. Much prefer a younger, busty, girl next door looking type. Any intel??

[diver ted]

Thai Yoga Massage - 162 Merton High Street SW191AZ  02085404406
Row of shops on a main road, bus stop nearby. A 3 mins walk from South Wimbledon Tube. Small amount of metered parking in the side roads nearby (accept cash or card) with maximum 2 hour limit.

I tried to walk-in on a Friday morning a few weeks ago but the door was locked. I called and was told they were busy but I could have an appt in 20 minutes time at 11am. At 11am door remained locked, quick call and it was opened for me.

Shop - Small desk area, CCTV in reception area at front. Three very small, hutch-like, flimsy partitioned rooms. Very basic toilet and shower room at the rear – I only used the toilet as shower didn’t look useable.

Only aware of one person in shop -  Ann(e) – a Thai lady, slim, 5’0” tall, late 40’s with short black bobbed hair – had a lot of make-up on. IMO attractive. Took the option of an hour’s massage for £55.

Into cramped first room . I stripped off, onto massage table face-down; Ann draped me with a light cotton wrap and then commenced a really professional firm massage. She got on the table using her hands, feet, knees, elbows etc. lots of full-on Thai stretching. Ann not unduly concerned with keeping me covered. Nothing overtly sensual however no great care taken at avoiding the private areas of my body. Ann did not offer/raise issue of extras and I was reticent to raise issue (I'm well out of practise and low on confidence!). At a point a male voice called out goodbye to Ann – assume the previous customer now dressed and about to leave. Ann let him out and then returned to me.

Massage was truly excellent and vfm – effects felt for days afterwards. I will return when able and ask for sensual massage at start to see if available. From the set-up it seemed like the sort of place where extras would be available.   

With thanks to LLP for IT advice!
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[sparkus]

Went to visit Lucy at FUHE bush. Booked early as I wanted to lock her down. Driving around london and seeing all these gorgeous busty gals out in the sun I couldn’t wait to see what the hype was all about.

Went there and saw her come through the corridor and took a peak at what she was wearing and definitely could see she was hiding some saggy biggish tits. But I couldn’t go through with it as I did not find her attractive at all. She looked like a middle age Asian aunty that used to beat me up as a kid. And not the milffy looking either. Made the excuse saying I needed to go get cash and left.

Sorry folks, not my cup of jasmine tea. Much prefer a younger, busty, girl next door looking type. Any intel??

This doesn't stack up as beyond my own judgement most on here who've seen have said her chebs are still gloriously full and firm and she's still quite cute.

It's not unknown for shops to lie about who an SP is when booking if you've not seen her before.

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I went a few years ago (as described in ‘when a massage is just a massage’ thread) and very much doubt they do extras. The ‘rooms’ are not walled so it’s too easy to hear or for a gust of wind to show what’s going on in there. However, I was told to keep underwear  on so maybe it’s softened slightly

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Thai Yoga Massage - 162 Merton High Street SW191AZ  02085404406
Row of shops on a main road, bus stop nearby. A 3 mins walk from South Wimbledon Tube. Small amount of metered parking in the side roads nearby (accept cash or card) with maximum 2 hour limit.

I tried to walk-in on a Friday morning a few weeks ago but the door was locked. I called and was told they were busy but I could have an appt in 20 minutes time at 11am. At 11am door remained locked, quick call and it was opened for me.

Shop - Small desk area, CCTV in reception area at front. Three very small, hutch-like, flimsy partitioned rooms. Very basic toilet and shower room at the rear – I only used the toilet as shower didn’t look useable.

Only aware of one person in shop -  Ann(e) – a Thai lady, slim, 5’0” tall, late 40’s with short black bobbed hair – had a lot of make-up on. IMO attractive. Took the option of an hour’s massage for £55.

Into cramped first room . I stripped off, onto massage table face-down; Ann draped me with a light cotton wrap and then commenced a really professional firm massage. She got on the table using her hands, feet, knees, elbows etc. lots of full-on Thai stretching. Ann not unduly concerned with keeping me covered. Nothing overtly sensual however no great care taken at avoiding the private areas of my body. Ann did not offer/raise issue of extras and I was reticent to raise issue (I'm well out of practise and low on confidence!). At a point a male voice called out goodbye to Ann – assume the previous customer now dressed and about to leave. Ann let him out and then returned to me.

Massage was truly excellent and vfm – effects felt for days afterwards. I will return when able and ask for sensual massage at start to see if available. From the set-up it seemed like the sort of place where extras would be available.   

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re: Lucy at FUHE. I also think these places 'allocate' names as required. As when a customer asks for someone who they haven't seen before. When i went there a few weeks ago she was wearing a sweater-type top that didn't indicate what lay underneath. But in the room, I was happy as she had on a summer dress, no bra, quite firm though jiggly.
I can confirm that Lucy has a very naughty kind of personality. Playful. And gets into the raunch when the fun starts. And she STARTS the fun also. I haven't been back only because there are so many others I want to taste.
I said my friend 'John' recommended her. And she was continuously asking to identify who 'John' is. LOL.