So this post is about the Natural Balance Spa, in Paddington.
Whilst I've lurked around here over recent months, it's been quite a while since I contributed (apologies) - bottom line is my health has been absolutely s&%t over the last couple of years what with diabetes, high blood pressure and then a big dose of covid, for a long time I thought sex was to be a thing of the past for me let alone punting.
Anyhow, I made the decision with the New Year to see whether I was still capable, so returned to this site initially for research purposes, but equally to contribute if I have anything of use to add.
I don't think I'm fit enough/healthy enough for a wham bam session with an escort, choosing instead the idea of a relaxing/firm massage and hopefully managing some extras as a better way to ease myself back in the saddle.
So that's the scene setting done.
On Friday (11th) I had a first outing, but gave up in frustration walking up and down North End Road dropping into a couple of the massage shops to be told "all busy" or else an empty reception with no one around. I presume I must have picked the busiest time. So home frustrated. On the Saturday I decided to book somewhere. I came up with Natural Balance in Paddington as they advertised multiple nationalities and not just Chinese which does seem to be the overwhelming majority in West London. I was told Indian, Romanian, Spanish & Chinese girls that at least one possible two would be free at my intended time (ie choose when you get here).
Parking was easy 5 minutes down the road (local knowledge does help though) and I arrived on time - nice, clean shop. Greeted by a large but smiley Chinese lady, but then a pretty little blonde walked into reception and I was somewhat schoolboy like exclaiming "ooh! Baggsy her!". I paid £60 for an hour of firmer massage.
She led me into a massage room close to reception, I was not offered a shower but had showered less than an hour previously, so I was fine with that. She turned the lights down to a pleasant level (the room was very bright on entering) and told me to get ready and lay face down. Having put on a mountain of weight over lockdown (which really has f&&ked up diabetes/blood pressure again) it was a relief that the massage table was a large wide one!
Anyhow, back in she comes and I get a chance to look at her. Died blond pony tail, tiny girl (maybe 5 ft 1 or 2 at most) but stunning legs & backside in black leggings, pretty much flat chested, pretty EE face and a wicked smile. I'd say she is almost "tinkerbelle-like". She sets about a very thorough back, neck and then leg massage; she has good strength for someone so tiny. It takes a while, but conversation starts. She is Romanian (my heart sank), but very aware of Romanian SP reputation. She has been in the UK a fair amount of time and feels anglicised I felt. She was happy to chat about the part of London she lives in, news, politics, sport etc so very much relaxed me whilst giving a very decent massage. All of the time she kept hoping around from left to right, on the table off the table etc - I remember feeling like I was a blue whale and she was one of those symbiotic fish that darts around them nibbling bits of gunk off them......... anyhow, time flew and I had forgotten that I was there to see whether there was still lead in my pencil. There weren't any swipes or obvious hints, so I was readying myself to it being massage only. However, as the clock struck 40 minutes she asked me to turn over and then comes the "you want more?" question. Whilst I'd had 40 minutes to think about a strategy, I was taken by surprise as I had convinced myself it wasn't going to happen.
"I'll have whatever you offer me within your comfort zone" I found myself saying to which her reply was "naked H/R", I replied that was fine and I'd give her £60, she nodded and proceeded to strip off. Lordy lordy lordy...... the sight of gym-bunny fit 20-something flesh was almost worth the money in itself. If you are a tit man, sorry she isn't for you, but if you like perky little A's desperate to mature into B's then she's a winner.... I ask her for a hug and she leans into my "bear hug". That feels great. She is happy for nipple play, sucking and kisses. All the while she was playing with the (grumpy) little man below who wasn't really in the mood (partly my health, partly nerves I think that it wouldn't work). Anyhow, time is running short .... we settle with a position whereby she is expertly wanking me off, with grumpy slowing responding to the call, with my having one arm around her and on her rear, pulling her toward me so as her face is inches from mine and my other hand playing with her tiny, tight yet rapidly moistening clit. I get words and encouraging heavy breaths from her which I would love to think were genuine, but regardless, they seemed to work as grumpy finally finds his full firmness (which prompts an "ooh" and sexy giggle from her) until (well it felt like) vesuvius erupted. Whilst I took in the marvel of my first assisted relief in a couple of years, she had a very satisfied look on her face. She cleaned up whilst I got dressed, told me her name was Olina, that she worked most days and clearly she has plans and ambitions - she said she is 27 and I'd be surprised if that isn't ball-park right.
Would she do more services? I'm not sure - I don't think so in the room, I think you'd have to win her trust and work on a private agreement, even then I'd suspect unlikely (unless she really fancies you). I get the impression she is level headed and smart enough to know that she can probably toss-off 20-30-40 or however many a week and stash plenty of cash without having to f&^k anyone.
I almost forgot to pay her the agreed £60, she didn't remind me - I remembered as I was about to leave.
All in all I'd rate her a positive as she is a lovely young lady, who gave a good massage and enough "extra" for what I was looking for. If that's your bag, go for it - if not then probably best moving on to the next one.
Would I return? Yes to the establishment to see whether Olina is an exception to the rule, or the standard deal. I liked Olina but she took me as far as she could, so I respect her for that, but wouldn't see her again.
It's good to be back though.
