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Offline FlaccidChimp

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lady: Hannah Korean

When I entered the room it wasn't the same Hannah that I saw a long time ago. But she said there's nobody else called Hannah working there. I recognized her as she was rarely a receptionist there a year or so ago. I think she's a part of the management there or something. Anyway she appears to be around 40. She has quite a nice body which looks much younger than her face. Her face seems to be beginning to get wrinkles. She has nicely shaped breasts that are B or C cups. She also is quite curvy for an Asian although she's slim.

She was chatty with me although she recognized me from before. The massage was good and she gave a proper body to body, unlike some other girls that rub their breasts on you and call it a day. Onto the main event and she was good at that too. After some feedback she gave me one of the best hand jobs I've had in Skyline for a long time. The only real downside here is her age and her face which looks somewhat aged. Would repeat if nobody better is available but wouldn't plan to make her session a highlight of my week. I like to caress the attractive young women.

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Definitely the same Hannah, I heard she came back to work over the Xmas period presumably needing the cash after lockdown.
I understand b2b is the limit of her services now.

Offline Wankingdead

Not the same Hannah but used to go by the name Emily and was the main character in the shop few years ago then she got busy with child care and disappeared from the seen for a while, I agree her body is attractive but her face is not, massage was good and b2b was decent, for some reason I wasn’t able to try anything on her out of fear or respect or something. I enjoyed her services but will not be repeating.

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Not the same Hannah but used to go by the name Emily and was the main character in the shop few years ago then she got busy with child care and disappeared from the seen for a while, I agree her body is attractive but her face is not, massage was good and b2b was decent, for some reason I wasn’t able to try anything on her out of fear or respect or something. I enjoyed her services but will not be repeating.

Emily?  The only Emily I recall in the last 5+ years was the name used in the GT ads.  The manager who left to have babies never worked in the rooms.  Hannah, who has been working over Xmas is the same Hannah who used to work every week a few years back then started to do more reception work and eased off the massage services until she was off rota and by requested appointment only.

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Emily?  The only Emily I recall in the last 5+ years was the name used in the GT ads.  The manager who left to have babies never worked in the rooms.  Hannah, who has been working over Xmas is the same Hannah who used to work every week a few years back then started to do more reception work and eased off the massage services until she was off rota and by requested appointment only.

The GT ads are usually posted by a 'Clair' which is both a former Russian of some repute there and also the current working name of a former Skyline staff of similar FBSM afficianado repute.

Offline Wankingdead

It seems the Elverson road joint is no longer operational. Went the other day to find the shop closed.

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Elverson Road joint was open last week, but it does look closed.  I was just about to post my experience when the closed message popped up.

Opened door, met by Tina, pointed to rates, 25 for 30 mins, and into room with shower in corner and various junk around the place.  Had not discussed extras.  Undressed and lay face down.

Tina came in and stood at top of table by my head and started massaging back of my neck.. within seconds she hitched up her dress and pulled tights halfway down.  I was presented with small pair of black pants which she encouraged exploring.  She asked if I wanted b2b for 40 and stripped off.  Small tits but very long nipples, hairy fanny with protruding lips, bit of a gut but pleasant person, maybe 30’s.  Nothing barred regarding touching.

Did bit of sliding on back, turned and bit of same.  Lay down on her back for me to massage her whilst pulling away on my cock.  Back to me lying on table where she finished me off.

She left room and I got dressed, went out of room and a guy came down the stairs on left as you leave the room - he seemed pleasant and I assumed it is his place - he did say hello and ask me if I enjoyed cumming ! 


Offline Billybong

Meant to ask, any intelligence on Amy at Elverson Road ?  She looks pretty.

Offline Billybong

Elverson Road again - if there is only 1 girl working, then the shop is locked if the girl is with a customer.

Offline y101y

Definitely the same Hannah, I heard she came back to work over the Xmas period presumably needing the cash after lockdown.
I understand b2b is the limit of her services now.

Interesting that Hannah is limiting herself to b2b now as I’ve had much more in the past (including one outside arrangement) but that’s going back years now.

The youngish girl that works reception and seems to answer the phone a lot, now that’s one I’d love to see working in the rooms but sadly never has been the case (I’ve asked!). I was once told she is “Emily’s” niece (ie niece of the original manageress who left to have a baby). I don’t know if true, but probably not. Anyway, I’d really love to fuck her!

Offline Wankingdead

 Very unlikely, she keep telling me she trains the masseuses but I very much doubt it.

Offline Wankingdead

Saw Leah at Starline the other day, it is sad when the masseuse start to drop her level of service and voice her displeasure with the setup. Anyway meh service ( she wasn’t good at massage ) and very limited service with lots of boundaries this time,  apparently she is in a relationship LOL, couldn’t wait for the time to pass and left. Needless to say will not be seeing her again.

Offline Wankingdead

Was in Orpington restocking my perfect draft supply of stella, this was few weeks ago, received an invitation from the marmasan at the Chinese massage near the high street, new girl is working so I walked to the flat, met by Monday late twenties classic Chinese round face a bit of  a tum but lovely pair probably C’s and all natural, 45 for one hour or a very decent massage working on my many knots, not much of CC swipes until the turn , went for b2b for the standard £40. Things went downhill from there. She stood by the table and attempted the usual scam of rubbing her tits and when she climbed on the table it was again the standard awkward positions were you are kept at arms length, no body slides, no kissing ( mask on) no tit wanking. Anyway finished with a reasonable hj. In summary the service was just good enough for me not to regret my visit but not in anyway special for me to want to see Monday anytime soon.

Offline FlaccidChimp

Very unlikely, she keep telling me she trains the masseuses but I very much doubt it.

One time I had the last appointment with a girl then the young receptionist went in the other room and I heard her talking to another girl and a man. That was probably her training the other girl.

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Interesting that Hannah is limiting herself to b2b now as I’ve had much more in the past (including one outside arrangement) but that’s going back years now.

The youngish girl that works reception and seems to answer the phone a lot, now that’s one I’d love to see working in the rooms but sadly never has been the case (I’ve asked!). I was once told she is “Emily’s” niece (ie niece of the original manageress who left to have a baby). I don’t know if true, but probably not. Anyway, I’d really love to fuck her!

Likewise, getting reduced services from Hannah doesn't appeal to me.  But seems those who haven't met her previously will still benefit from her HR and b2b according to FC above.

I've heard novice new girls mention getting just massage training from receptionist Jess as well as from Hannah and possibly some of the other veterans these past couple of years.  Like many I've asked/flirted with Jess about getting a massage but unsurprisingly no joy.  Maybe the new charmer needs to go back and work his magic.  Or maybe that old charmer with the persuasive tongue who seemed to convert so many holdouts before lockdown.
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Offline jamesbb

Inflation......popped into FUHE in Shepherds Bush, assigned Lilly, mid 40's, average looks but sporting a large chest under her tunic top. £40 for 45 mins...she instigated negotiations early on....£60 for B2B, I countered that the norm is £40...no deal, so asked her to continue (so so) massage.....happy to pass rather than pay inflated prices for a decidedly average looker...

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Chiswick massage - NOT Relax Life on the corner but 50 yards North. Believe called 'You Beauty', advertises massage and has a nail station front of shop. Saturday  visit and only saw 'Mona' /'Minca' sitting at the nail station. £40 for £45 mins. Guessing mid thirties, smiley, animated,  good massage and more than happy with £40 for B2B. Slim but with a rather undefined waist, cute small tits, not keen on receiving oral (feigns shyness?) - overall tempted to return, came across as less battle hardened .

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Inflation......popped into FUHE in Shepherds Bush, assigned Lilly, mid 40's, average looks but sporting a large chest under her tunic top. £40 for 45 mins...she instigated negotiations early on....£60 for B2B, I countered that the norm is £40...no deal, so asked her to continue (so so) massage.....happy to pass rather than pay inflated prices for a decidedly average looker...

That could be Lily of Relax Life who's been reported at seen there, though when I saw her last she was quite foxy.

Offline 76shen

That could be Lily of Relax Life who's been reported at seen there, though when I saw her last she was quite foxy.

That may not be the Lily. who also works at Relax Life. There's another girl going by name of Lily at Fuhu. I phone asking if Lily  was free, the girl side yes. but when i got there's. the Lily. i know from relax life who's also called Coco. wasn't there. It was a different Lily.

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Is Diana the mature stocky european lady still working at Fuhe or relax massage?

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That may not be the Lily. who also works at Relax Life. There's another girl going by name of Lily at Fuhu. I phone asking if Lily  was free, the girl side yes. but when i got there's. the Lily. i know from relax life who's also called Coco. wasn't there. It was a different Lily.

That makes sense.

I wouldn't mind seeing Coco again if I knew where she was going to be.  I assume the chebs are still blinding.

Offline Kamilondon

That makes sense.

I wouldn't mind seeing Coco again if I knew where she was going to be.  I assume the chebs are still blinding.

Coco is in Chiswick relax life, from what I know she is the boss lady, but recently heard she owns a place in Shepperds bush also now, have not been able to check this out. But yes… her Chebs are splendid:)
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Coco is in Chiswick relax life, from what I know she is the boss lady, but recently heard she owns a place in Shepperds bush also now, have not been able to check this out. But yes… her Chebs are splendid:)

The boss lady at Fuhe had some grief with the authorities so I wouldn't be surprised if she sold up and went back to China. She didn't have killer chebs (still decent) like so many boss ladies seemed to enjoy a romp.

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The boss lady at Fuhe had some grief with the authorities so I wouldn't be surprised if she sold up and went back to China. She didn't have killer chebs (still decent) like so many boss ladies seemed to enjoy a romp.

Maybe ring up both places and ask for coco and see what they say
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Maybe ring up both places and ask for coco and see what they say

She once told me that she was fed up of blokes showing up and asking for her when she'd not seen them before.

Actually any Chinese SP with big knockers tends to experience this.

Receptionists will usually offer up several names when you ask so if you pick one it's best to say something like "I didn't pick Amy as that's my sister's name and it would feel wrong." :sarcastic:

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She once told me that she was fed up of blokes showing up and asking for her when she'd not seen them before.

Actually any Chinese SP with big knockers tends to experience this.

Receptionists will usually offer up several names when you ask so if you pick one it's best to say something like "I didn't pick Amy as that's my sister's name and it would feel wrong." :sarcastic:

Always best to just ask for who's working and then say something like "I've already seen them" if none are to your fancy.  Pointing out a single name to the receptionists (who could be SPs on duty) might just have them lying to bait you in.

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Always best to just ask for who's working and then say something like "I've already seen them" if none are to your fancy.  Pointing out a single name to the receptionists (who could be SPs on duty) might just have them lying to bait you in.

Numerous instances reported here of B&S on names when a girl gets suddenly popular, I think it's only happened to me once.

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She once told me that she was fed up of blokes showing up and asking for her when she'd not seen them before.

Actually any Chinese SP with big knockers tends to experience this.

Receptionists will usually offer up several names when you ask so if you pick one it's best to say something like "I didn't pick Amy as that's my sister's name and it would feel wrong." :sarcastic:

She should be flattered 😂, that she is recommended so much that random punters want to see her.
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She should be flattered 😂, that she is recommended so much that random punters want to see her.

It probably gets a bit wearing after a while.

I was once face down on the table in a shop in the treatment room nearest reception and the front door opened and closed every two minutes with blokes asking after the SP I was being prodded by because that was her stated day of work on here.  Fucking leeches.

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It probably gets a bit wearing after a while.

I was once face down on the table in a shop in the treatment room nearest reception and the front door opened and closed every two minutes with blokes asking after the SP I was being prodded by because that was her stated day of work on here.  Fucking leeches.

That is true, tooo many leeches on here who don’t contribute f all.
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Does anyone know what happened to Kang's Health/Angel's touch Spa, 57A Dean St?


Offline elnukky

Sarah at Skyline, billed as Colombian. Early 30s, 5'5, black hair, typical bikini tan lines. Soft enhanced breasts, well proportioned bunda.

1 hour - B2B

She only does one day a week to supplement her income, so despite her sincere effort, the body 2 body lacked the oily body slides. Instead, she only used her breasts to titillate, and finished me off with a tit wank.

The usual price structure applies, and she offers a blow job for an extra 20.

Other girls available (I forgot there names due to post nut mush brain)
Korean
Japanese
Black British

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Sarah at Skyline, billed as Colombian. Early 30s, 5'5, black hair, typical bikini tan lines. Soft enhanced breasts, well proportioned bunda.

1 hour - B2B

She only does one day a week to supplement her income, so despite her sincere effort, the body 2 body lacked the oily body slides. Instead, she only used her breasts to titillate, and finished me off with a tit wank.

The usual price structure applies, and she offers a blow job for an extra 20.

Other girls available (I forgot there names due to post nut mush brain)
Korean
Japanese
Black British

Interesting to note her story seems consistent and her degradation of services has already begun just 2 shifts in.  Note the reviews posted.

There aren't any actual Japanese on the roster, if it's Luna you have in mind then whilst she might claim paternal Japanese bloodline am pretty sure she was raised "Chinese".  Her services have also degraded since she started and acquired a boyfriend.

Offline Noman

My first visit to Edgware Health and Beauty despite it being close to where I live - or possibly *because* it’s close to where I live!

Buzzed in, paid £20 for 30 minutes. Quite surprised that I could hear what was going on in other rooms, with the walls being so thin. A shame though that my masseuse, Isabella, wasn’t thin. She’s quite chunky and while not ugly she’s hardly a looker.

I lay down, she massaged me in a fairly pleasant way which was neither sensual nor invigorating. On the flip, she already had her big tits out so there wasn’t much WSWS about this. Things came to an inevitable conclusion and I gave her £30.

I might return there but not for her.

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Wandered up Finchley Road at 5:30ish on Tuesday, San Ling seemed closed no-one in reception and most of the lights off.

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Wandered up Finchley Road at 5:30ish on Tuesday, San Ling seemed closed no-one in reception and most of the lights off.

You dodged a bullet mate

Offline Rama7519

Messaged Joanna - Walthamstow - looks like new girls working - mentioned Tina (only does classic and Thai with HR), Lisa and Emilia. Timing didn’t work out but il go and report soon

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Tried this ad for Penge/Sydenham External Link/Members Only

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The ad has gone but beware any future ones for Penge/Sydenham that direct you to a private flat on Lawrie Park Rd SE26.
Greeted by Apple, 5'3ish, slim, youthful looking 40ish Thai with a plain, petite face sporting a little too much top lip shadow for my liking, short hair.  Fake C/D globular titties bobbing out of her crop-top.  Good broken English with a South London accent.  Friendly and chatty.
45 for 1 hr, she confessed her skills were rusty but they turned out to be amateurishly ineffectual.  Eager to please, willing to take instruction for massage but didn't try any teasing touches.  Popped question about extras early on but when invited to start b2b jsut after half-time she wanted 60 despite knowing that others on the crew do it for 40.  Declined.  Half-hearted massage to burn off remaining time.  Nothing in her touch suggested her extras skills would be satisfying.  AVOID.

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Infamous Thai flat near Leytonstone station of the High Rd.
Candy, 5'2", latte-coloured, soft skin, slim, B's in modest crop top, plain round-faced late 30s with bobbed hair.  40 for 60.
Not very chatty or friendly.  Competent Thai massage skills using bodyweight to kneel on, walk on and stretch you.  No sensual touches and then asked about extras just past half-time, wanted 60 for b2b or 20 for HR, declined given others here do b2b for 40.  She sulked silently whilst finishing the massage with less competence and more rough handling.  As with Apple above, this one showed no indication that she'd be any good with the extras.  AVOID.
She claimed she also works in a shop on High St Kensington.

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High Street Kensington? There's a Thai beauty, hair and other therapies salon that also does massage - it's at the West part of HSK, just South of Holland Park. Some hints, years ago on Pnet but I'd doubt if extras are guaranteed. In common with most massage shops, in W8, W11 and the Bayswater/Notting Hill end of W2, they get enough of the well to do, local female clientele to keep them busy. There used to be a seedy, little, Thai shop opposite the Royal Garden Hotel/Kensington Palace and it did expensive extras - but the owner would offer a reduced entry price if you thought that was too much when you phoned up - but that, for me, was about 6 and more years ago. Savvy, Thai, matrons but in good nick and well able to fleece their main trade - the tourists. Excellent massage and good extras, though, at that time. It did close during the lockdowns and I haven't noticed if it's still on the go - it's hidden away at the back of a shared entrance to another business and barely visible to a drive by.
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High Street Kensington? There's a Thai beauty, hair and other therapies salon that also does massage - it's at the West part of HSK, just South of Holland Park. Some hints, years ago on Pnet but I'd doubt if extras are guaranteed. In common with most massage shops, in W8, W11 and the Bayswater/Notting Hill end of W2, they get enough of the well to do, local female clientele to keep them busy. There used to be a seedy, little, Thai shop opposite the Royal Garden Hotel/Kensington Palace and it did expensive extras - but the owner would offer a reduced entry price if you thought that was too much when you phoned up - but that, for me, was about 6 and more years ago. Savvy, Thai, matrons but in good nick and well able to fleece their main trade - the tourists. Excellent massage and good extras, though, at that time. It did close during the lockdowns and I haven't noticed if it's still on the go - it's hidden away at the back of a shared entrance to another business and barely visible to a drive by.

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Bear in mind that some SPs confuse High Street Ken, West Ken and South Ken.

Anyway, spied this: External Link/Members Only

Enough intel on there already for someone to TOFTT.

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There is a new Thai place in Shepherd Bush Road  opposite the Church, haven't tried or seen any reviews.

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The always-shuttered-up Sai Romyen Thai shop in Stratford Maryland elicited some discussion on here recently, a Gumtree ad for there just popped up:

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I went back to Akos in Edgeware again after a long break, thought I see if they had anyone new there. I spoke to the chinese woman that owns or runs the place and she said she had 2 new chinese girls Nana and Kiki. Kiki was busy at the time so I booked Nana for an hour (£50). When I actually got to Akos though I thought Nana just looked average, somewhat short, maybe late 20s or early 30s, she was dressed in plain jeans and a hoodie but I was there so decided to go ahead. Unfortunately she gave me one of the blandest massages I've had in a while, not only was the massage devoid of any stimulating touches, brushes or nudges, her skill at massage itself was quite lacking. Just before the flip she suddenly tried to add some light butterfly touches but again without any skill. I decided to just leave it at a massage as she was just wasting my time.

As I was leaving I saw Kiki, she looked much prettier and dressed more interestingly so I might return to check her out.

Though I'd say if you go to Akos avoid Nana, shes not bad but shes not worth spending time with.

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The always-shuttered-up Sai Romyen Thai shop in Stratford Maryland elicited some discussion on here recently, a Gumtree ad for there just popped up:

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Drove past this place this morning around 11am and shutters were up and open, had a job on so didn't venture in

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Drove past this place this morning around 11am and shutters were up and open, had a job on so didn't venture in

Banzai!  I'll have a gander soonish but hopefully one of the other Stratford prowlers will get in and let us know first.  One can only dream a leech decides to ooze into the sunlight.

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Fulham High St - near Putney Bridge. Popped in on a January evening. Dirty entrance, untidy interior, young(ish) Chinese girl eating / watching TV. Piles of paper around. Used upstairs loo. Saw communal shower. Filthy. Makes me wonder why I do this.

Was allocated May (Thurs & Sat?). Squat, dumpy 30’s/40’s. Reasonably sized tits. Taken to downstairs massage room. Reasonably large. Huge mirror. Tiny basin. OK massage table. 1 hour deep tissue. Firm. £45.

Massage itself was better than average. Painful, but in the right places. B2B offered and accepted at £40. Can’t really complain about the massage, but these places just don’t inspire me to return. Walk straight out onto busy pedestrian street / stationary traffic. Collar up. Head down.

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Banzai!  I'll have a gander soonish but hopefully one of the other Stratford prowlers will get in and let us know first.  One can only dream a leech decides to ooze into the sunlight.

I will get round to it at some point, though if I head there it's usually for a FS punt nearby.

Noticed recently (when accompanied) that the very shabby end of Walthamstow Market near to St James Street station has a few shops with 'Massage' in the window. As I say, been accompanied each time (colleague) so unable to investigate.