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Offline tony22

Sorry, clearly didn't read clearly enough.

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Sorry, clearly didn't read clearly enough.

No worries.  As a stalwart of this thread I'm shocked and appalled at my descent into constant Latina punting this past year and the virtual demise of my TCM career thanks to the paltry offerings in the capital.

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No worries.  As a stalwart of this thread I'm shocked and appalled at my descent into constant Latina punting this past year and the virtual demise of my TCM career thanks to the paltry offerings in the capital.
You and me both(though Im more or less 100% SA these days). I actually cant see myself going to any TCMs in the near future. Its all become so tired and depressing

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You and me both(though Im more or less 100% SA these days). I actually cant see myself going to any TCMs in the near future. Its all become so tired and depressing

Depressing indeed considering you're the founding father of this once estimable thread.

The pre-covid trend of all the talent being shipped out to the provinces, as shown by reviews on other regional boards, seems to have accelerated and why wouldn't it have given the cost of staff living in London and the overheads the shops will have to pay.  Only the settled old hags can afford to live here.

I've made some mental notes of places to try further out in 2022 but 'hybrid working' and Plan B haven't exactly worked in my favour.

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Depressing indeed considering you're the founding father of this once estimable thread.

The pre-covid trend of all the talent being shipped out to the provinces, as shown by reviews on other regional boards, seems to have accelerated and why wouldn't it have given the cost of staff living in London and the overheads the shops will have to pay.  Only the settled old hags can afford to live here.

I've made some mental notes of places to try further out in 2022 but 'hybrid working' and Plan B haven't exactly worked in my favour.
Yeah to be fair I did consider trying a few places a bit farther afield. Its much more of a pain to get to them for me though. Its pretty easy to lose london visits in a day but less so to justify a trip to darkest kent or wherever.

I actually did feel a bit inspired when I found a filipina run place in berrylands (not even outside the M25, I know) a couple of months back but the woman I saw was even worse than the usual TCM farmers wives. I dont think I wrote that one up actualky so I need to do that but in summary, berrylands massage shop just up from the station - dont!

Offline Jokerinpack

Two visits…first to Chiswick to see Amanda and paid the usual £85 but things turned very quickly to clothes off and then I got carried away and paid another £40 and out came a condom and away we went into doggie over the table and then missionary and eventually it was over and I lay back for a massage. That Amanda is a nice girl with slim but not toned figure. B cups I would say and trimmed below. Would see again.8/10 but paid a little too much

Next visit was Northfields and saw Holly I think. She wasn’t as excitable and really a step down from Amanda for me. Still went with £85 b2b and a happy ending was achieved. She wore her mask throughout and was a little submissive on the b2b but no fingers allowed in. I give that meet a 6/10

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Depressing indeed considering you're the founding father of this once estimable thread.

The pre-covid trend of all the talent being shipped out to the provinces, as shown by reviews on other regional boards, seems to have accelerated and why wouldn't it have given the cost of staff living in London and the overheads the shops will have to pay.  Only the settled old hags can afford to live here.

I've made some mental notes of places to try further out in 2022 but 'hybrid working' and Plan B haven't exactly worked in my favour.

Old hags is a bit harsh for some of the ladies (still) around!  :D
Cheaper CoL in the provinces makes sense for the girls who were free to follow the cash.
If things improve and there's a greater return to office work then there's hope that the girls will return to the mixed nationality parlours and operations that still recruit. 
The TCMs are pretty closed shop as are the Thais.  The Leman St/Leytonstone lot seem to be leveraging social circles to recruit divorcees and friends from out of town to freshen their offerings and perk up trade, perhaps other Thais will do the same. 
Could only dream that the Koreans and Filipinas would do the same.   :wacko:
My hopes are still alive (barely) because Skyline are still finding new girls and returners, and whilst they might not be revelations most are at least as (un)skilled and (in)attentive as elsewhere but in younger, fresher bodies.

Cricklewood and Kilburn establishments still seem to be finding non-Asian recruits, though their standards and pricing have always seemed more variable. 

No one reports regularly on the West and SW London shops beyond Zone 2 especially those with non-Chinese staff, we could do with some updates.

Offline airrift2010

@Gnitnupku1 mentioned Healthcare on Wentworth Street recently as being a good visit. Mentioned on this review

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=332843.0

Could @Gnitnupku1 expand a bit please regarding Healthcare, who to see, prices paid and what to expect? Or anyone else if you’ve had a good recent experience?

I’m interested as it’s handy for me when I have to work in the City, I’ve written it off previously as likely being overpriced and underdelivering.

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@Gnitnupku1 mentioned Healthcare on Wentworth Street recently as being a good visit. Mentioned on this review

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=332843.0

Could @Gnitnupku1 expand a bit please regarding Healthcare, who to see, prices paid and what to expect? Or anyone else if you’ve had a good recent experience?

I’m interested as it’s handy for me when I have to work in the City, I’ve written it off previously as likely being overpriced and underdelivering.

It's definitely overpriced (eye wateringly so) and the most you'll get is minimal b2b for something silly like 80 quid on top.  Might be a different story for us vets and if Grace was still there and parting her thighs but apparently she's not?

Offline FlaccidChimp

venue: skyline
lady: Hannah Korean

When I entered the room it wasn't the same Hannah that I saw a long time ago. But she said there's nobody else called Hannah working there. I recognized her as she was rarely a receptionist there a year or so ago. I think she's a part of the management there or something. Anyway she appears to be around 40. She has quite a nice body which looks much younger than her face. Her face seems to be beginning to get wrinkles. She has nicely shaped breasts that are B or C cups. She also is quite curvy for an Asian although she's slim.

She was chatty with me although she recognized me from before. The massage was good and she gave a proper body to body, unlike some other girls that rub their breasts on you and call it a day. Onto the main event and she was good at that too. After some feedback she gave me one of the best hand jobs I've had in Skyline for a long time. The only real downside here is her age and her face which looks somewhat aged. Would repeat if nobody better is available but wouldn't plan to make her session a highlight of my week. I like to caress the attractive young women.

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Definitely the same Hannah, I heard she came back to work over the Xmas period presumably needing the cash after lockdown.
I understand b2b is the limit of her services now.

Offline Wankingdead

Not the same Hannah but used to go by the name Emily and was the main character in the shop few years ago then she got busy with child care and disappeared from the seen for a while, I agree her body is attractive but her face is not, massage was good and b2b was decent, for some reason I wasn’t able to try anything on her out of fear or respect or something. I enjoyed her services but will not be repeating.

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Not the same Hannah but used to go by the name Emily and was the main character in the shop few years ago then she got busy with child care and disappeared from the seen for a while, I agree her body is attractive but her face is not, massage was good and b2b was decent, for some reason I wasn’t able to try anything on her out of fear or respect or something. I enjoyed her services but will not be repeating.

Emily?  The only Emily I recall in the last 5+ years was the name used in the GT ads.  The manager who left to have babies never worked in the rooms.  Hannah, who has been working over Xmas is the same Hannah who used to work every week a few years back then started to do more reception work and eased off the massage services until she was off rota and by requested appointment only.

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Emily?  The only Emily I recall in the last 5+ years was the name used in the GT ads.  The manager who left to have babies never worked in the rooms.  Hannah, who has been working over Xmas is the same Hannah who used to work every week a few years back then started to do more reception work and eased off the massage services until she was off rota and by requested appointment only.

The GT ads are usually posted by a 'Clair' which is both a former Russian of some repute there and also the current working name of a former Skyline staff of similar FBSM afficianado repute.

Offline Wankingdead

It seems the Elverson road joint is no longer operational. Went the other day to find the shop closed.

Offline Billybong

Elverson Road joint was open last week, but it does look closed.  I was just about to post my experience when the closed message popped up.

Opened door, met by Tina, pointed to rates, 25 for 30 mins, and into room with shower in corner and various junk around the place.  Had not discussed extras.  Undressed and lay face down.

Tina came in and stood at top of table by my head and started massaging back of my neck.. within seconds she hitched up her dress and pulled tights halfway down.  I was presented with small pair of black pants which she encouraged exploring.  She asked if I wanted b2b for 40 and stripped off.  Small tits but very long nipples, hairy fanny with protruding lips, bit of a gut but pleasant person, maybe 30’s.  Nothing barred regarding touching.

Did bit of sliding on back, turned and bit of same.  Lay down on her back for me to massage her whilst pulling away on my cock.  Back to me lying on table where she finished me off.

She left room and I got dressed, went out of room and a guy came down the stairs on left as you leave the room - he seemed pleasant and I assumed it is his place - he did say hello and ask me if I enjoyed cumming ! 


Offline Billybong

Meant to ask, any intelligence on Amy at Elverson Road ?  She looks pretty.

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Elverson Road again - if there is only 1 girl working, then the shop is locked if the girl is with a customer.

Offline y101y

Definitely the same Hannah, I heard she came back to work over the Xmas period presumably needing the cash after lockdown.
I understand b2b is the limit of her services now.

Interesting that Hannah is limiting herself to b2b now as I’ve had much more in the past (including one outside arrangement) but that’s going back years now.

The youngish girl that works reception and seems to answer the phone a lot, now that’s one I’d love to see working in the rooms but sadly never has been the case (I’ve asked!). I was once told she is “Emily’s” niece (ie niece of the original manageress who left to have a baby). I don’t know if true, but probably not. Anyway, I’d really love to fuck her!

Offline Wankingdead

 Very unlikely, she keep telling me she trains the masseuses but I very much doubt it.

Offline Wankingdead

Saw Leah at Starline the other day, it is sad when the masseuse start to drop her level of service and voice her displeasure with the setup. Anyway meh service ( she wasn’t good at massage ) and very limited service with lots of boundaries this time,  apparently she is in a relationship LOL, couldn’t wait for the time to pass and left. Needless to say will not be seeing her again.

Offline Wankingdead

Was in Orpington restocking my perfect draft supply of stella, this was few weeks ago, received an invitation from the marmasan at the Chinese massage near the high street, new girl is working so I walked to the flat, met by Monday late twenties classic Chinese round face a bit of  a tum but lovely pair probably C’s and all natural, 45 for one hour or a very decent massage working on my many knots, not much of CC swipes until the turn , went for b2b for the standard £40. Things went downhill from there. She stood by the table and attempted the usual scam of rubbing her tits and when she climbed on the table it was again the standard awkward positions were you are kept at arms length, no body slides, no kissing ( mask on) no tit wanking. Anyway finished with a reasonable hj. In summary the service was just good enough for me not to regret my visit but not in anyway special for me to want to see Monday anytime soon.

Offline FlaccidChimp

Very unlikely, she keep telling me she trains the masseuses but I very much doubt it.

One time I had the last appointment with a girl then the young receptionist went in the other room and I heard her talking to another girl and a man. That was probably her training the other girl.

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Interesting that Hannah is limiting herself to b2b now as I’ve had much more in the past (including one outside arrangement) but that’s going back years now.

The youngish girl that works reception and seems to answer the phone a lot, now that’s one I’d love to see working in the rooms but sadly never has been the case (I’ve asked!). I was once told she is “Emily’s” niece (ie niece of the original manageress who left to have a baby). I don’t know if true, but probably not. Anyway, I’d really love to fuck her!

Likewise, getting reduced services from Hannah doesn't appeal to me.  But seems those who haven't met her previously will still benefit from her HR and b2b according to FC above.

I've heard novice new girls mention getting just massage training from receptionist Jess as well as from Hannah and possibly some of the other veterans these past couple of years.  Like many I've asked/flirted with Jess about getting a massage but unsurprisingly no joy.  Maybe the new charmer needs to go back and work his magic.  Or maybe that old charmer with the persuasive tongue who seemed to convert so many holdouts before lockdown.
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Offline jamesbb

Inflation......popped into FUHE in Shepherds Bush, assigned Lilly, mid 40's, average looks but sporting a large chest under her tunic top. £40 for 45 mins...she instigated negotiations early on....£60 for B2B, I countered that the norm is £40...no deal, so asked her to continue (so so) massage.....happy to pass rather than pay inflated prices for a decidedly average looker...

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Chiswick massage - NOT Relax Life on the corner but 50 yards North. Believe called 'You Beauty', advertises massage and has a nail station front of shop. Saturday  visit and only saw 'Mona' /'Minca' sitting at the nail station. £40 for £45 mins. Guessing mid thirties, smiley, animated,  good massage and more than happy with £40 for B2B. Slim but with a rather undefined waist, cute small tits, not keen on receiving oral (feigns shyness?) - overall tempted to return, came across as less battle hardened .

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Inflation......popped into FUHE in Shepherds Bush, assigned Lilly, mid 40's, average looks but sporting a large chest under her tunic top. £40 for 45 mins...she instigated negotiations early on....£60 for B2B, I countered that the norm is £40...no deal, so asked her to continue (so so) massage.....happy to pass rather than pay inflated prices for a decidedly average looker...

That could be Lily of Relax Life who's been reported at seen there, though when I saw her last she was quite foxy.

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That could be Lily of Relax Life who's been reported at seen there, though when I saw her last she was quite foxy.

That may not be the Lily. who also works at Relax Life. There's another girl going by name of Lily at Fuhu. I phone asking if Lily  was free, the girl side yes. but when i got there's. the Lily. i know from relax life who's also called Coco. wasn't there. It was a different Lily.

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Is Diana the mature stocky european lady still working at Fuhe or relax massage?

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That may not be the Lily. who also works at Relax Life. There's another girl going by name of Lily at Fuhu. I phone asking if Lily  was free, the girl side yes. but when i got there's. the Lily. i know from relax life who's also called Coco. wasn't there. It was a different Lily.

That makes sense.

I wouldn't mind seeing Coco again if I knew where she was going to be.  I assume the chebs are still blinding.

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That makes sense.

I wouldn't mind seeing Coco again if I knew where she was going to be.  I assume the chebs are still blinding.

Coco is in Chiswick relax life, from what I know she is the boss lady, but recently heard she owns a place in Shepperds bush also now, have not been able to check this out. But yes… her Chebs are splendid:)
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Coco is in Chiswick relax life, from what I know she is the boss lady, but recently heard she owns a place in Shepperds bush also now, have not been able to check this out. But yes… her Chebs are splendid:)

The boss lady at Fuhe had some grief with the authorities so I wouldn't be surprised if she sold up and went back to China. She didn't have killer chebs (still decent) like so many boss ladies seemed to enjoy a romp.

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The boss lady at Fuhe had some grief with the authorities so I wouldn't be surprised if she sold up and went back to China. She didn't have killer chebs (still decent) like so many boss ladies seemed to enjoy a romp.

Maybe ring up both places and ask for coco and see what they say
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Maybe ring up both places and ask for coco and see what they say

She once told me that she was fed up of blokes showing up and asking for her when she'd not seen them before.

Actually any Chinese SP with big knockers tends to experience this.

Receptionists will usually offer up several names when you ask so if you pick one it's best to say something like "I didn't pick Amy as that's my sister's name and it would feel wrong." :sarcastic:

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She once told me that she was fed up of blokes showing up and asking for her when she'd not seen them before.

Actually any Chinese SP with big knockers tends to experience this.

Receptionists will usually offer up several names when you ask so if you pick one it's best to say something like "I didn't pick Amy as that's my sister's name and it would feel wrong." :sarcastic:

Always best to just ask for who's working and then say something like "I've already seen them" if none are to your fancy.  Pointing out a single name to the receptionists (who could be SPs on duty) might just have them lying to bait you in.

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Always best to just ask for who's working and then say something like "I've already seen them" if none are to your fancy.  Pointing out a single name to the receptionists (who could be SPs on duty) might just have them lying to bait you in.

Numerous instances reported here of B&S on names when a girl gets suddenly popular, I think it's only happened to me once.

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She once told me that she was fed up of blokes showing up and asking for her when she'd not seen them before.

Actually any Chinese SP with big knockers tends to experience this.

Receptionists will usually offer up several names when you ask so if you pick one it's best to say something like "I didn't pick Amy as that's my sister's name and it would feel wrong." :sarcastic:

She should be flattered 😂, that she is recommended so much that random punters want to see her.
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She should be flattered 😂, that she is recommended so much that random punters want to see her.

It probably gets a bit wearing after a while.

I was once face down on the table in a shop in the treatment room nearest reception and the front door opened and closed every two minutes with blokes asking after the SP I was being prodded by because that was her stated day of work on here.  Fucking leeches.

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It probably gets a bit wearing after a while.

I was once face down on the table in a shop in the treatment room nearest reception and the front door opened and closed every two minutes with blokes asking after the SP I was being prodded by because that was her stated day of work on here.  Fucking leeches.

That is true, tooo many leeches on here who don’t contribute f all.
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Does anyone know what happened to Kang's Health/Angel's touch Spa, 57A Dean St?


Offline elnukky

Sarah at Skyline, billed as Colombian. Early 30s, 5'5, black hair, typical bikini tan lines. Soft enhanced breasts, well proportioned bunda.

1 hour - B2B

She only does one day a week to supplement her income, so despite her sincere effort, the body 2 body lacked the oily body slides. Instead, she only used her breasts to titillate, and finished me off with a tit wank.

The usual price structure applies, and she offers a blow job for an extra 20.

Other girls available (I forgot there names due to post nut mush brain)
Korean
Japanese
Black British

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Sarah at Skyline, billed as Colombian. Early 30s, 5'5, black hair, typical bikini tan lines. Soft enhanced breasts, well proportioned bunda.

1 hour - B2B

She only does one day a week to supplement her income, so despite her sincere effort, the body 2 body lacked the oily body slides. Instead, she only used her breasts to titillate, and finished me off with a tit wank.

The usual price structure applies, and she offers a blow job for an extra 20.

Other girls available (I forgot there names due to post nut mush brain)
Korean
Japanese
Black British

Interesting to note her story seems consistent and her degradation of services has already begun just 2 shifts in.  Note the reviews posted.

There aren't any actual Japanese on the roster, if it's Luna you have in mind then whilst she might claim paternal Japanese bloodline am pretty sure she was raised "Chinese".  Her services have also degraded since she started and acquired a boyfriend.

Offline azza49

I reviewed Nisa after a visit a couple of months back. I didn't realise she did b2b. She didn't indicate this was on offer at any stage. Maybe it might be to regulars only?

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I reviewed Nisa after a visit a couple of months back. I didn't realise she did b2b. She didn't indicate this was on offer at any stage. Maybe it might be to regulars only?

Not that it was much of a b2b performance, it was my first time visiting her so definitely not a privilege of regulars and I'm neither a hottie, wadded, packin' nor obvious simping husband material.  I do however try to keep the convo light and encouraging.
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Oh ok. Maybe I will ask her on the next visit, though you seem to indicate it's not value for money.

I actually thought her massage was very professional hence the return visit planned.

Offline Noman

My first visit to Edgware Health and Beauty despite it being close to where I live - or possibly *because* it’s close to where I live!

Buzzed in, paid £20 for 30 minutes. Quite surprised that I could hear what was going on in other rooms, with the walls being so thin. A shame though that my masseuse, Isabella, wasn’t thin. She’s quite chunky and while not ugly she’s hardly a looker.

I lay down, she massaged me in a fairly pleasant way which was neither sensual nor invigorating. On the flip, she already had her big tits out so there wasn’t much WSWS about this. Things came to an inevitable conclusion and I gave her £30.

I might return there but not for her.

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Wandered up Finchley Road at 5:30ish on Tuesday, San Ling seemed closed no-one in reception and most of the lights off.

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Wandered up Finchley Road at 5:30ish on Tuesday, San Ling seemed closed no-one in reception and most of the lights off.

You dodged a bullet mate

Offline Rama7519

Messaged Joanna - Walthamstow - looks like new girls working - mentioned Tina (only does classic and Thai with HR), Lisa and Emilia. Timing didn’t work out but il go and report soon