London massage shop mini reviews

[Printer208]

Apparently Czech Vicky is back at Skyline, anyone tried and found her improved or worse than last time?

Is skyline walk-in ok ? Tempted to try either that or the Asian beauty salon further along the road now I've fulfilled elverson road.

[FlaccidChimp]

Is skyline walk-in ok ? Tempted to try either that or the Asian beauty salon further along the road now I've fulfilled elverson road.

If you're talking about the one just down the road near to the pharmacy then... it's the lady Suzy working there. She looks alright and appears to be in her late 30s. Her massage is good but she's not very sexual and only offers hand relief. No b2b on offer there, i've tried to get it.

[Griffin75]

Not sure if anyone actually clarified but has anyone ever just walked in at skyline or do you need to make a booking..
Am sometimes tempted to go on the off chance..

[loveahe]

Nipped back into LNR Therapy in Mottingham earlier this week, was told a 'young girl' was on duty who was very popular.

Turned up and she was short and stocky although not particularly young (30ish), although did have reasonable thrup'nies.

Tried to roll me for 60 quid for  B2B, told her 40 take it or leave it, and she took it. Also wanted paying before she did anything.

Otherwise, the same as my previous reviews.  Will give it two weeks before I return, just to make sure the chunky has moved on.

[FlaccidChimp]

Not sure if anyone actually clarified but has anyone ever just walked in at skyline or do you need to make a booking..
Am sometimes tempted to go on the off chance..

I've just walked in there before but there's no guarantee one of the girls will be available if you don't make a booking.

[y101y]

If you're talking about the one just down the road near to the pharmacy then... it's the lady Suzy working there. She looks alright and appears to be in her late 30s. Her massage is good but she's not very sexual and only offers hand relief. No b2b on offer there, i've tried to get it.

Or if he means the one going towards lewisham centre and next to the Caribbean restaurant, then I’d say skyline is a much safer bet. Tbf I’ve only been to that one once but it wasn’t great and no shower. Skyline has gotten a bit stale but I’ve also had some fantastic experiences there

[sparkus]

If you're talking about the one just down the road near to the pharmacy then... it's the lady Suzy working there. She looks alright and appears to be in her late 30s. Her massage is good but she's not very sexual and only offers hand relief. No b2b on offer there, i've tried to get it.

I've often wondered about there when passing, thanks.

In my experience women who won't do b2b generally don't ever agree to but repeat visits can be rewarded with topless, eventually.  It depends how worth it the rack is.

[Pushn]

Does anyone remember the Asian rotation place in Surrey Quays? it was in the new flats as you leave the back way of Surrey Quays station?

I used to go there a lot and they used to send me photos of the new girls each week. The maid was hot but seemed like you really wouldn't fuck with her. She once gave me a session as there was no girls available and it was outstanding. Some of the girls were really amateur and others were experienced.

Is it still there? I doubt it as I haven't seen any reviews on here I don't think.

[LLPunting]

Not sure if anyone actually clarified but has anyone ever just walked in at skyline or do you need to make a booking..
Am sometimes tempted to go on the off chance..

Walk-ins happen but they will get turned away for booked appointments.  You're not encouraged to loiter.  Unknowns don't get the same welcoming smiles and niceties that knowns/regulars do, those with 'tude are turned away.

Vicky still looks GND good as reviewed before but sadly her skills and approach haven't improved.  Same timewasting, unskilled, ineffectual massage past the 40 minute mark (I let this run to see what her game was) and then limited extras where b2b to her was naked HR stood by table side.  HR game was plain, insistent pistoning with no nuance.  No kissing, no RO, certainly no OW(O), fingers outside only.  Don't pay more than 30 for her extras otherwise you're disrespecting the superior efforts of the other girls and spreading the cancer of price inflation.  This kind of result is why massage+extras is better than punting a "cheap" escort, you can bail having lost only the massage fee.

Was told they will be closed Xmas day but forgot to ask which other days they'll be open given the extended bank holiday and transport restrictions.

[LLPunting]

Tried this ad for Penge/Sydenham External Link/Members Only

but "Nokia" has gone back to LoS for hols, girls left behind covering are not based there.  WhatsApp got me few genuine photos so no B&S for the stand-ins at least.

Got diverted to "indie" Nisa in St Mary Cray!External Link/Members Only, ad suggests she has several girls but convo seemed to indicate she's a lone operator.  Seems she's part of a friends circle of several Thai operators scattered about (SE) London covering for each other.  Mini-review in indie thread.

[LLPunting]

External Link/Members Only  Handles her own calls on 07864719599

Diverted way off course to here from an operation in Penge/Sydenham.

Nisa is late 40s if not 50s.  5'3ish, slim with a little matron roll, natural Ds+, soft skin, weathered face that's average now but when younger was probably attractive.  Face photo blurry and flatters her by a good few years.  Good English, chatty and flirty.  Apparently works out of her own home which is tidy but worn and a bit barren.  Room was large but a bit chilly with a sturdy massage table which was perhaps a little firm and not very wide.  Separate bathroom was again tidy and barren, mixer tap a bit tricky but plenty of hot water. 
Massage skills ok, she's strong enough and seems to have learned from knowledgeable girls here rather than formally at a school back in LoS.
Once the subject of extras is broached she teases more with bum slaps and tackle jiggles, you also get more lean-overs and pillowing with her boobs and more "inadvertent" pussy pressing on hands and feet.  Categorically no FS or oral either way, no kissing.  Be careful with pricing, she presses for 60+ but given her limits +40 is plenty.
When she shed her clothes a little over half-way, she revealed some rather fabulous looking fullish Ds that just had to be squeezed to see if they were real, the envy of most any girl over 18.  Suckling accepted, small nips fairly responsive.  Respectful fingering also permitted.  Tit wank felt rather good, should've exploited that a bit more.  Despite agreeing b2b no actual b2b give, just nude relief from side of table. Hand game not very varied but determined and she kept pumping well past the end of any emission, not quite painful but definitely eeking out every orgasmic sensation in your cock.

Not sure if will repeat to see if more mileage and better rapport possible as it's a bit out of the way.  Otherwise a pretty sound plan B or "if you must" option, especially given the reasonable price of 40 for 60 to start with.

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[Mattygibbsy]

Early last week did another walk around Chinatown and Soho.

Spoke with Nancy opposite Mubao, very short dress and tits hanging out as usual.

Anyway, corner of Archer Street approached by quite pretty girl, late 20s, gave me card, name Yvonne, asked if I wanted massage for 30, I said no so she said 25 if now.  I asked about extras but she said we talk in my room.

Only other thing worth noting was the place beside the souvenir shop in Newport Court.  Girl invited me into hallway and showed me price list 30 for 30.  I know there is cctv in premises and it faces out to the street, so a rear shot of the girl and front view of client.  The girl said her name is Joanna, and she said I will suck you for 50 and at the same time starting rubbing me through my trousers, maybe for a good 30 seconds or so.  I offered 40 and she said ok.  I was gagging to go for it, but after a previous bad experience there, I said no and walked out.  Sorely tempted but I will never know I guess, unless anyone else has experience of her.

What is this place called and who is Nancy? I like the sound of this lol

[rebelsurge]

What is this place called and who is Nancy? I like the sound of this lol

Mubao is the name, Wardour Street is the location. Nancy is Nancy. She works in Mubao

[sparkus]

Mubao is the name, Wardour Street is the location. Nancy is Nancy. She works in Mubao

Sounds like a football chant.  "Blonde is the colour, Mubao is the name."

Plenty of reviews on here, TBH you just need to walk past as she will bore into your soul when she makes flirty eye contact.

[Mattygibbsy]

Anyone know any massage shops in London who also have TS Girls there?

[LLPunting]

What a shit show... Leman St madam pinged me a message recently inviting me to try her new Thai ladies and her new shop in Hoxton...  Was in Old St a day or so later for business so arranged to drop in to her place on Waterson St, about midway stumble between Browns and YoA.  Tiny nail bar/massage shop with barely room to walk between the wall and the nail bar and massage chairs to the room at the back.  Very exposed as lady customers sat being seen and the room door opens almost directly to their view!  "Walls" barely conceal conversation.  Tiny shower cubby that's inaccessible to anyone wider than a foot. Room warm, genuine metal framed massage table but not very wide.  Possibly more exposed than Lora's setup in Leyton and I didn't think that could be beat.   

May/Mai/Mei was a 5'2ish, slender, untoned, bespectacled Thai maman with an average round face, welcoming smile, passable English.  Small natural Bs, smooth latte skin, cold clammy belly, small blue tattoo on her left flank. 
Massage was firm enough and with some schooling behind it to be relaxing but don't let her massage your noggin that was weird.
No sensuals, no sell of extras just using up the time with massage.  She didn't know what b2b meant, no touching allowed, no fingering, no sucking, will keep her thong on.  Settled on topless for 30.  HR proved to be artless, no tit wank, all round clueless noob that shouldn't be in the extras game.  AVOID unless you want to go for only a massage and be considered a perv by a room full of women.   

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[Boss_Grinz]

Joanna & D price hype £120 for a B2B messaged to book yesterday given option of E4 or E17 off Queens Road, was making my way to E17 girl looked fab as asked for pics on whatsapp to be sent and 20 mins before the booking I get message stating prices are now more than the usual, I declined the new price and cancelled the booking

[RussAbbot]

That’s a shame with the price. I enquired about Vicky today and was told she’s no longer working for Joanna.

[Boss_Grinz]

That’s a shame with the price. I enquired about Vicky today and was told she’s no longer working for Joanna.

She has a complete new list of SP who work for then selves and she passes her clients over for a fee, shame its going downhill

[LLPunting]

Leman St - basement parlour in a barbers/nail bar, mentioned previously for visits to Lily (Thai) and Juli (Brazil).

One of her latest Thai additions:
Layla/Leila - Pretty, 5'3ish, size 0, small pointed face, maybe Bs in her bra, tanned soft skin, long black hair, colourful tat low around front of belly (typical stretchmark/c-section concealer), good English.  Meh massage skills, friendly and chatty, claims to have 2 teen sons which clocks her about 37 but looking late 20s.  Just kept spinning out the time with massage despite some caresses from me that were clear indicators to invite the menu options.  Only told me at end that she does extras and upon enquiry she wanted 80 for b2b which is 30-40 more than others there, except Lily who may be also gouging prices 
Didn't bother extending to see how far "b2b" did or didn't go.

Didn't get the name of the other lady there who was an old matron type with very weathered face, friendly and smiley though.  Given circumstances didn't try her.

Watch out for name changes in case management trying to avoid reviews.  Doesn't send pics and won't describe girls.  If you're going to chance then have a plan B & C for the area if you need to unload.  Ticket price is 55ph but try to negotiate a discount given other locals (Wentworth St/Whitechapel) are cheaper.

[Berliner]

Sam?  Review?  I mentioned her in passing in July and soon decided to not repeat but FlaccidChimp broke the news on her in June.

Warning regarding Sam: I saw her a few weeks ago. She mentioned during negotiations in a joking manner that she has no boundaries.  After she got fairly raunchy during the B2B session her earlier remark got me thinking and I asked at the end of the session if that comment means that she offers bareback. She took my question as being interested in this service and confirmed that is indeed on offer if she's comfortable with the client, reassuring me that she gets tested every month... Obviously won't see her again.

[LLPunting]

Warning regarding Sam: I saw her a few weeks ago. She mentioned during negotiations in a joking manner that she has no boundaries.  After she got fairly raunchy during the B2B session her earlier remark got me thinking and I asked at the end of the session if that comment means that she offers bareback. She took my question as being interested in this service and confirmed that is indeed on offer if she's comfortable with the client, reassuring me that she gets tested every month... Obviously won't see her again.

Thanks for the warning     The concerns I had seem to be the least of our worries now 
The resulting rush of BBers will probably cause collateral problems for all the girls there now. 

Are you the "Berliner" from before?

[Boss_Grinz]

Warning regarding Sam: I saw her a few weeks ago. She mentioned during negotiations in a joking manner that she has no boundaries.  After she got fairly raunchy during the B2B session her earlier remark got me thinking and I asked at the end of the session if that comment means that she offers bareback. She took my question as being interested in this service and confirmed that is indeed on offer if she's comfortable with the client, reassuring me that she gets tested every month... Obviously won't see her again.

Seems like risky business and this risk is probably as a result of these places regularly being checked by the authorities, these SP want to make that extra money from the little they make from their massage service, hence they risk not just their own life but play roulette with ours to 

[LLPunting]

Seems like risky business and this risk is probably as a result of these places regularly being checked by the authorities, these SP want to make that extra money from the little they make from their massage service, hence they risk not just their own life but play roulette with ours to

The other girls there are using condoms for OW and FS (if they offer beyond b2b) so it's not because they're trying to avoid producing evidence e.g Leah told me she had a whole range to choose from!  This girl is just playing with more than one chamber loaded 

[Boss_Grinz]

The other girls there are using condoms for OW and FS so it's not because they're trying to avoid producing evidence e.g Leah told me she had a whole range to choose from!  This girl is just playing with more than one chamber loaded 

in that case its for us UKP's to stop using her and when she is available let management know she is not the SP you want

[LLPunting]

in that case its for us UKP's to stop using her and when she is available let management know she is not the SP you want

Reporting her because of what you've read on a forum (i.e. hearsay) means the forum can be abused by punters who are cunts.  If a punter wants to make a fuss on site because of what the girl has/hasn't done during a booking then that's between him and management (and what they do as a result).

If you believe an SP is too much of a risk to you then just don't see her.

[Boss_Grinz]

Reporting her because of what you've read on a forum (i.e. hearsay) means the forum can be abused by punters who are cunts.  If a punter wants to make a fuss on site because of what the girl has/hasn't done during a booking then that's between him and management (and what they do as a result).

If you believe an SP is too much of a risk to you then just don't see her.

I didnt say report her, I said we refuse to use this SP when she is on the rota

[LLPunting]

I didnt say report her, I said we refuse to use this SP when she is on the rota

"...let management know she is not the SP you want"
Sorry, your choice of words was pretty "active", I either ask to book whomever is mentioned available or just say something like "thanks, I'll try another day then."

[Berliner]

Thanks for the warning     The concerns I had seem to be the least of our worries now 
The resulting rush of BBers will probably cause collateral problems for all the girls there now. 

Are you the "Berliner" from before?

Yes, I am. Was undecided for a while if I should post this warning as I was worried that it actually might entice the wrong people. 

[LLPunting]

[converted to review of Clair in Holloway]

[LLPunting]

Forgot to mention a swing by this place in Kilburn area just over a week ago External Link/Members Only

Shop is at the Kilburn High Rd end of Willesden lane.

Greeted by 2 Thai ladies, one perhaps late 20s the other over 40, both under 5'3" and rotund, neither welcoming or smiley in the stereotypical Thai way.  Not allowed to choose the lady.  Neither seemed that bothered to win any work.  Walked.

[lougb1]

[converted to review of Clair in Holloway]

This Review?

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=331567.0

With Claire as I have found on a number of visits YMMV (greatly). She has been reviewed elsewhere..

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=294269.0 

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=288128.0

Rate on current ad was £80 ph massage. Was this your first visit? Did you ask for extras eg HE or OWO by phone or when you first arrived or did you just expect from previous reviews? , and are you certain it was Claire or one of her friends as named on the advert? As others have experienced a fully naked b2b massage on that table with full access including an OWO cock and ball worship with Claire (on a second visit) for the £80 i cannot understand why she was quoting extra unless quite simply she was exercising her discretion?? or was not Claire

I have experienced two of her friends Val and Soraya at the same venue and what I got from them for the quoted £80 per hour was a clothed lingerie/bra and thong massage and manual HE (Although Soraya on the production of £20 did get her kit off for a b2b. Both Val and Soraya are physically smaller than Claire.

[btw Claire will do a whole lot more and cums very noisily but dont expect that for £80 on your first visit]

 

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[LLPunting]

[reply moved to review]

No need to double post Loughb.

[lougb1]

[reply moved to review]

No need to double post Loughb.

 

Very true but I had replied on here before you had posted your mini review as a review so could not delete.

 

[Wankingdead]

Saw Becky at Skyline Lee High Road
Nigerian late twenties size 12, fattish ass and A pair of B’s.  Cute features, delivered an excellent massage so must have some training on the flip tried to upsell her services but agreed on the standard £40 b2b when I showed no interest.
Fully naked lots of grinding in cow and reverse cowgirl, decent finish so reasonable service.
Got dressed afterwards so may be an issue.
Will not repeat but a good option in that area.

[sparkus]

Saw Becky at Skyline Lee High Road
Nigerian late twenties size 12, fattish ass and A pair of B’s.  Cute features, delivered an excellent massage so must have some training on the flip tried to upsell her services but agreed on the standard £40 b2b when I showed no interest.
Fully naked lots of grinding in cow and reverse cowgirl, decent finish so reasonable service.
Got dressed afterwards so may be an issue.
Will not repeat but a good option in that area.

There was a Nigerian Betty at Herbal Clinic Cricklewood until recently who sounded very similar.
Not sure a pair of Bs on someone with those dimensions sounds worth visiting though.

[LLPunting]

Saw Becky at Skyline Lee High Road
Nigerian late twenties size 12, fattish ass and A pair of B’s.  Cute features, delivered an excellent massage so must have some training on the flip tried to upsell her services but agreed on the standard £40 b2b when I showed no interest.
Fully naked lots of grinding in cow and reverse cowgirl, decent finish so reasonable service.
Got dressed afterwards so may be an issue.
Will not repeat but a good option in that area.

Thanks for this write up  ,  I got pretty much the same impression.
She's definitely experienced working "propah" massage and the extras but used to charging more in a posher part of London.  Titties are of the tubular hanging type rather than pert.  Smooth dark skin with a bit of a belly (her boobs project because they're resting on it). 
Bar piercing with what looked like pink plastic caps to left of her mouth and a tongue piercing too I think.  Friendly London Afro girl.  Her arse was rather lush in a very soft, pillowy way yet it had good shape.

Whilst the massage was good she seemed happy to use up the time so with no initiation from her after 40 mins I turned and she offered b2b for 40.   
She oiled up the HR but was staring off into space as she administered a pretty uninspired bit of fluffing.  Limited digital access to her below, fondling of titties tolerated, caressing of arse seemed to preferred.  A few mins later with her eyes on the clock she asked if I wanted a shower, clearly she wants the job done quick 

She was rather awkward on the mounting and her grinding was less perching and getting a good stir going and more about sitting on your pelvis and crushing your dick.  She wasn't paying attention to where it lay under her to the point she didn't care if it wasn't even between us.  RCG to watch and feel those pillows was better.

Wanted extra for RO, she smelt a little salty/tangy but nothing foul so I declined.  Doesn't want you to finish on her.      
Didn't bother asking about OW or FS as I wasn't convinced she'd be that engaged.  Management have told her the acceptable prices so don't offer more than what you pay others.  Also noted she got dressed without showering.   

Better massage than the other recent Afro addition Alice but extras wise similarly lacking in engagement, so functional rather than entertaining.

[hugo.freeman]

Can anyone confirm if they managed to get any extras from Nuad Thai in Harrow or Northwood?   Place looks and feels legit but just asking. 

[y101y]

Happened across Roseberry on Whitcomb Street near Leicester Square this week and decided to have a spur of the moment thing.

Not sure how I’ve not noticed mention of this place on here before but see quite a few comments now.

Massage was from Nana, who seems to be giving a very consistent service as it was very much as mentioned here.

50s, decent body for her age, nice long hair. Very friendly and more than a little nutty. Some of her comments were OTT, bordering on cheesy, but good natured.

30 for 30 min, b2b was 40. Allowed RO and pussy was fresh tasting/smelling. I would’ve liked to have fucked her but clearly not on offer, not to me on that day anyway.

Decent little place. Wonder if other girls work there? The receptionist (another milf) looked ok but was a bit of a cunt.

[sparkus]

Happened across Roseberry on Whitcomb Street near Leicester Square this week and decided to have a spur of the moment thing.

Not sure how I’ve not noticed mention of this place on here before but see quite a few comments now.

Massage was from Nana, who seems to be giving a very consistent service as it was very much as mentioned here.

50s, decent body for her age, nice long hair. Very friendly and more than a little nutty. Some of her comments were OTT, bordering on cheesy, but good natured.

30 for 30 min, b2b was 40. Allowed RO and pussy was fresh tasting/smelling. I would’ve liked to have fucked her but clearly not on offer, not to me on that day anyway.

Decent little place. Wonder if other girls work there? The receptionist (another milf) looked ok but was a bit of a cunt.

I think it's had several changes of ownership, no doubt another member more au fait can comment?

Shirley who used to work here had a big old pair on her but charged the earth to get them out.

[rebelsurge]

I think it's had several changes of ownership, no doubt another member more au fait can comment?

Shirley who used to work here had a big old pair on her but charged the earth to get them out.

Nana owns it now.

Shirley is now working  and owns Forever Health Spa Addlestone

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[MrMatrix]

Nana owns it now.

Shirley is now working  and owns Forever Health Spa Addlestone

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Youve been a member here since 2011 and yet not 1 review. And you obviously frequent spars, massage parlours- so why no reviews 

[RAJEC]

Can anyone confirm if they managed to get any extras from Nuad Thai in Harrow or Northwood?   Place looks and feels legit but just asking.

Not a chance mate. They’re a small but fully legit chain

[hugo.freeman]

Thx for confirming, I thought as much.  Funny as they took over the old Gold Gyms site and some google review photos taken by a client shows a sign on their desk indicating professional only, much like the non legit places.

I have to say, they do a fantastic legit massage though that half way through I increased to 90 min.

[RAJEC]

Thx for confirming, I thought as much.  Funny as they took over the old Gold Gyms site and some google review photos taken by a client shows a sign on their desk indicating professional only, much like the non legit places.

I have to say, they do a fantastic legit massage though that half way through I increased to 90 min.

Yep agreed, they’re very good massages. Capable of breaking the biggest and strongest of men 

[LLPunting]

Foolishly fancied some relief whilst passing thru Bromley, alas Georgiana wasn't free, so looked in at:

Herbal Spa, East St, running various deals on the massages because trade is so slow but the crones on duty wanted even more for their extra services because it was Christmas.  AVOID.

Bamboo, East St, sullen Chinese matrons also gouging prices because it's Christmas.  AVOID

China Health, Widmore St, management civil enough, recognised the only available matron as one to avoid.

[workingtone]

Visited Lucy, Well Health, Waterloo. It has been a couple of years since I last saw her, she was not as bubbly and friendly as she used to be, used to enjoy having a chat together. £50 +£20 HE. Doubt I will visit her again.

[welllucky]

Be Health Shaftsbury Avenue. 14 Dec.
45 per hr plus 40 for extras (b2b with very limited access). Downstairs to tiny room. 23 year old chinese small tits, slim , pleasing face but not supermodel. Firm massage very quickly onto extras ... no bargaining from me as she was young. Inexperienced hj - very aggressive I suppose to try and despatch me quickly (as we know this can have the opposite effect and induce soreness!). Won't return unless someone else is available. Very busy street but I didn't care.

[Global_Punter]

Be Health Shaftsbury Avenue. 14 Dec.
45 per hr plus 40 for extras (b2b with very limited access). Downstairs to tiny room. 23 year old chinese small tits, slim , pleasing face but not supermodel. Firm massage very quickly onto extras ... no bargaining from me as she was young. Inexperienced hj - very aggressive I suppose to try and despatch me quickly (as we know this can have the opposite effect and induce soreness!). Won't return unless someone else is available. Very busy street but I didn't care.

This places are sausage factories, I get tempted but tend to avoid them - sometimes you'll find a gem buts it's rare.

[PumpDump]

This places are sausage factories, I get tempted but tend to avoid them - sometimes you'll find a gem buts it's rare.

If you are temped in you should be brazen and negotiate extras and cost before you even hand over the massage fee. If they are asking for inflated prices tell them you are not a tourist and know the going rate.