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Offline Skipperkid

Hello everyone, sorry if it has been mentioned before but I visited natural health in Barnet EN5. Was seen by a lady in her mid 40’s maybe? I’m not too good with ages but I think she’s the receptionist from what she said. £30 for half an hour and the massage was good. I like soft massages and she was exactly that. Was offered HE for £20 which I thought was fair and she gave a lovely handjob, very oily and a lot of ball action. Not sure if there’s more on offer as I was only offered that.

Was my first venture back into this kind of world for a few years. Going to try out a couple more massage spots before stepping up to a full service punt. Will report back any findings

Offline JackNastyFace

🤣 Trudat!

Can't beat a good bogof but can't beat off to one neither.
Any sexy assistants in the local branch?

Nah, but Pringles were half-price, so I cut my losses and at least had some sort of a pop...  :hi:

Offline JackNastyFace

Hello everyone, sorry if it has been mentioned before but I visited natural health in Barnet EN5. Was seen by a lady in her mid 40’s maybe? I’m not too good with ages but I think she’s the receptionist from what she said. £30 for half an hour and the massage was good. I like soft massages and she was exactly that. Was offered HE for £20 which I thought was fair and she gave a lovely handjob, very oily and a lot of ball action. Not sure if there’s more on offer as I was only offered that.

Was my first venture back into this kind of world for a few years. Going to try out a couple more massage spots before stepping up to a full service punt. Will report back any findings

Thanks for this — sounds like a nice comeback, if you'll forgive the pun

Offline stampjones

Hello everyone, sorry if it has been mentioned before but I visited natural health in Barnet EN5. Was seen by a lady in her mid 40’s maybe? I’m not too good with ages but I think she’s the receptionist from what she said. £30 for half an hour and the massage was good. I like soft massages and she was exactly that. Was offered HE for £20 which I thought was fair and she gave a lovely handjob, very oily and a lot of ball action. Not sure if there’s more on offer as I was only offered that.

Was my first venture back into this kind of world for a few years. Going to try out a couple more massage spots before stepping up to a full service punt. Will report back any findings
Welcome on board
The price you paid was reasonable. Standard pricing for extras is 20-30-40-60 for HE-topless-naked/b2b-sex. Girls will often try higher and you need to negotiate down. Seems to be a harder sell these days though. Anyway good luck with your hobby

Offline GinoCookie

Golden Sunshine Health on North Ends Road, West Brompton.

Okay looking woman, but room was cold and not that fit for purpose. Wouldn't recommend it unless your options are thin on the ground.

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Offline Rama7519

Last minute visit to Woodford Health, South Woodford due to me being In a bad mood and wanting something easy.

Saw “Anna” I think her name was and she was raunchy from the offset - initally started as a 30 min massage with HR but with her moaning and how “she likes to fuck” - paid another £40 (initially paid 30 +20) and she grabbed a codon, stripped to show class A tits, perky butt and slight mum bod tummy (said she was 25 but more pushing 40) - oral with condom before jumping on top and was slightly awkward as felt like she wanted me to do all the work as opposed to her. Acting skills bit over the top - changed to missionary (her commenting on my big member LOL) and effectively a quick pound before cumming and she grabbing close like it was the best orgasm she ever had - felt annoyed and left after a subpar massage. I’m taking a break from this cause I can’t be arsed anymore.

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Called in to a Thai massage shop in Norbury SW16 last week. Was allocated a mid 30's Thai girl, didn't catch her name. I was naked from the start, when she entered the room she placed a towel on me. Not a good sign. However after 20 mins of a decent massage her fingers glided a little too close to my ball sack so I groaned to let her know it was welcome which encouraged her to move her hand closer on the next few strokes. I raised my hips to give easier access. She whispered to me to stay quiet and
 said £20 for happy ending, I asked for B2B, she said no, so I agreed to the happy ending and turned over. She allowed touching over clothes and delivered a component hand job. Towards the end she seemed to be getting a bit turned on and allowed my hand inside her bra for a minute until I came. She has a nice set of C cup boobs with large brown nipples. I think repeat visits may deliver a better result.
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Alice @ Skyline, claimed 28 but probably mid 30s+.  5'4", raised in London, ebony.  Pretty face, natural, soft Ds, chubby belly (size 12+), heavy thighs, largish ass but not particularly on the bubble, soft hands.  Friendly, flirty and happy to chat or be quiet, not brash or coarse.
Massage skills minimal, more like very soft caresses, time-wasting with repeated circuits of limbs (not sure if naive or contrived), little bit of glancing contact with balls.  Knows she's there to provide extras, no prices quoted but didn't refuse standard rates offered (20 hr/30 topless/40 b2b).  Despite accepting early on she didn't disrobe until after half-way.  She clambered aboard cowgirl style and commenced with a fairly careless bare frottage so eased her out of the saddle before we got into trouble and drew her into cheb to chest contact before sliding her down for some pleasant, light tit-wanking/fucking.  No kissing or RO, external fingering had her frothing.  HR skills limited, some mis-timed manoeuvring resulted in a spaff on her belly rather than over her boobs. 
She clearly knows how to enjoy a cock but her massage routine needs a good bit of work.   No hint of oral on offer but wouldn't be surprised if covered FS was if she likes you (don't pay over the odds!)
She was clock-watching and suggested I shower with about 10 mins to go.  She didn't take one though and was dressed when I returned.
All told, some apparent beginner's errors but she could be knowingly curtailing so if you're going to try this one (if she returns) then be politely assertive about how you want things to go.  She may relax and go with it as she otherwise seems very hospitable or she may show more veteran colours.  Not sure I'll repeat to find out.

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Leyton Natural Health, didn't get her name but it sticks in my mind as possible Anna or similar, I've seen her working there most weekends and she said she works Sat/Sun (I asked to avoid her again).  I've swerved her before but my recce across East London and surrounds that day proved so fruitless I just gave up and decided to see what she was like.  Man, this place has gone downhill.

Quite dark in features for Chinese, early 40s or thereabouts and quite stocky, what looked like eager chebs poking over the top of her blouse.  Could have once had cute features but retained a naughty glint which probably got me to stay.  Paid up usual rate and laid down, was given a perfectly reasonable massage and asked if I'd been before (erm...) before the flip.  On the flip she immediately went in with a sell of "Blow job? Blow job?", I said I wasn't really interested and suggested a topless wank as she looked as if she had a pair that might be worth viewing.  Not sure she understood as she just stripped off naked, very boxy body and tits were very minimal/drooped when unleashed from whatever push up bra she had on, not only that but hairy pits.  I completely lost interest and just let her tug me off, was single-handedly (no pun intended) the worst HJ I'd received on those premises and I just wanted the whole affair over.  Left her £30 on the table as I dressed and she said it wasn't "enough", I pointed out that we'd not discussed a price and that I'd definitely paid that for topless there before (the last time I paid £30 in there I got plenty more than just topless), this seemed to percolate through her thought process so as I left she said "OK, next time more money, darling."

Christ, the Bank of England will have to hire extra staff ahead of my return to see her then :lol:

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Last minute visit to Woodford Health, South Woodford due to me being In a bad mood and wanting something easy.

Saw “Anna” I think her name was and she was raunchy from the offset - initally started as a 30 min massage with HR but with her moaning and how “she likes to fuck” - paid another £40 (initially paid 30 +20) and she grabbed a codon, stripped to show class A tits, perky butt and slight mum bod tummy (said she was 25 but more pushing 40) - oral with condom before jumping on top and was slightly awkward as felt like she wanted me to do all the work as opposed to her. Acting skills bit over the top - changed to missionary (her commenting on my big member LOL) and effectively a quick pound before cumming and she grabbing close like it was the best orgasm she ever had - felt annoyed and left after a subpar massage. I’m taking a break from this cause I can’t be arsed anymore.

Having once spied who you're referring to, I can see why you'd be so disillusioned after that (high forehead, hair tied up?)

Another formerly reasonably reliable joint with several great times had (and some meh ones) which seems to have also gone downhill of late.

Offline tony22

Leyton Natural Health, didn't get her name but it sticks in my mind as possible Anna or similar, I've seen her working there most weekends and she said she works Sat/Sun (I asked to avoid her again).  I've swerved her before but my recce across East London and surrounds that day proved so fruitless I just gave up and decided to see what she was like.  Man, this place has gone downhill.


Christ, the Bank of England China will have to hire extra staff ahead of my return to see her then :lol:

I've seen her before and it was just about OK if you want some oil moved around a HJ. I've not been there for a couple of months now. And not sure I will based on reading that.

Offline Billybong

Early last week did another walk around Chinatown and Soho.

Spoke with Nancy opposite Mubao, very short dress and tits hanging out as usual.

Anyway, corner of Archer Street approached by quite pretty girl, late 20s, gave me card, name Yvonne, asked if I wanted massage for 30, I said no so she said 25 if now.  I asked about extras but she said we talk in my room.

Only other thing worth noting was the place beside the souvenir shop in Newport Court.  Girl invited me into hallway and showed me price list 30 for 30.  I know there is cctv in premises and it faces out to the street, so a rear shot of the girl and front view of client.  The girl said her name is Joanna, and she said I will suck you for 50 and at the same time starting rubbing me through my trousers, maybe for a good 30 seconds or so.  I offered 40 and she said ok.  I was gagging to go for it, but after a previous bad experience there, I said no and walked out.  Sorely tempted but I will never know I guess, unless anyone else has experience of her.

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Early last week did another walk around Chinatown and Soho.

Spoke with Nancy opposite Mubao, very short dress and tits hanging out as usual.

Anyway, corner of Archer Street approached by quite pretty girl, late 20s, gave me card, name Yvonne, asked if I wanted massage for 30, I said no so she said 25 if now.  I asked about extras but she said we talk in my room.

Only other thing worth noting was the place beside the souvenir shop in Newport Court.  Girl invited me into hallway and showed me price list 30 for 30.  I know there is cctv in premises and it faces out to the street, so a rear shot of the girl and front view of client.  The girl said her name is Joanna, and she said I will suck you for 50 and at the same time starting rubbing me through my trousers, maybe for a good 30 seconds or so.  I offered 40 and she said ok.  I was gagging to go for it, but after a previous bad experience there, I said no and walked out.  Sorely tempted but I will never know I guess, unless anyone else has experience of her.

Wow, didn’t know they were so aggressive. Think I might go for a wander this week!


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Called in to a Thai massage shop in Norbury SW16 last week. Was allocated a mid 30's Thai girl, didn't catch her name. I was naked from the start, when she entered the room she placed a towel on me. Not a good sign. However after 20 mins of a decent massage her fingers glided a little too close to my ball sack so I groaned to let her know it was welcome which encouraged her to move her hand closer on the next few strokes. I raised my hips to give easier access. She whispered to me to stay quiet and
 said £20 for happy ending, I asked for B2B, she said no, so I agreed to the happy ending and turned over. She allowed touching over clothes and delivered a component hand job. Towards the end she seemed to be getting a bit turned on and allowed my hand inside her bra for a minute until I came. She has a nice set of C cup boobs with large brown nipples. I think repeat visits may deliver a better result.

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This place is very local for me so thought I'd give it go. Suwanna's Thai Spa in Norbury is much more organised and professional than the shops I've visited which offer at least a happy ending, and I thought from the start that the vibe made that outcome unlikely

A young, slim and attractive Thai girl with no accent was on reception wearing sensible specs. They were full up early in the evening so I had to go back more than an hour later at 8pm.

The receptionist told me to leave my underwear on when I undressed (I didn't) and I was allocated a tiny middle-aged woman (less than 5ft I'd say) with no sex appeal at all, dressed in a dark tunic and trousers. Her combo Thai and hot oil massage (£50 for cash) was expert and occasionally painful. It's a good thing she was so small because she walked up and down my spine and both of my legs early in the one-hour session.

She kept my middle covered with towels the whole way through but just for the sake of form and UKP, I did ask quietly near the end: "Do you do any extras?" She knew it was coming and shot back with: "No, we don't do anything here" before I was halfway through the sentence.

That didn't stop her giving me lots of posture and exercise advice before she left, though I had to ask her repeat everything several times. I have no ear at all for Asian accents speaking English. Never understand a thing anyone says when I go to Hong Kong, for example.

Interesting experience, but for me a massage concludes with a tug job so I won't be back.

Offline StevenSELondon

Visited Natures Way, Praed St last week. Not particularly worthy of a full review. Just needed a happy ending following my disappointment at Elements Baker St; https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=329647.0

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£30 for 30m
Decent massage by a mid/late 30s dumpy chinese lady.

Massage good, HJ rushed and 'efficient'. No sensuality. £20.

Shops was falling apart, bit of a dive and on a very busy road with lots of footfall.

Return? No.

Offline AndrewSE13

Kelly @ Chinese massage shop corner of Brookmill Road/Elverson Road (Lewisham). Reviewed here by others before.

Works Fridays/Saturdays. Visited last week £25/30 mins + £40 extras

Slightly rundown shop with 2 rooms. Ask for the larger room at the back, with the shower.

Kelly is prob late 30s, not unattractive, but bit of a gut. Very gentle, sensual massage. Happy for me to feel arse and pussy through pants when I was laying down on font. In fact hoisted up dress so I could get a better feel. Asked about extras just under half way through. Agreed to £40 B2B and turned. Kelly stripped off, revealing nice size tits and slightly trimmed bush, quick play with cock and balls and hopped on table for body slides and nibbled on my nipples and ears. Light kisses on lips. Friendly, smiley girl. Encouraged me to play with and suck on her tits. Proceeded to full on DFK. Slid down and stared licking my balls, proceeding to OWO.  She initiated 69. Feared I would cum so switched to licking her out. Tasty puss and very fresh and clean. Allowed full fingering. Got me into a headlock with her knees as she came hard, shaking and red around neck. Nice.  Rewarded by her saying she wants us to cum together and she jumped up on table with me kneeling while she sucked me off OWO and allowed a bit of gentle face fucking. Warned her I was going to cum and she eagerly slurped up the whole lot. Was only last week but can't remember is she swallowed or spat. Fit for purpose shower, and she showered well after me. Gave me some mouthwash and she used it too.

Gave her the £40 she asked me if I could bring a bit more next time for the BJ. Hug/light kiss and on my way.

I'll be back. Does anyone know if she does FS please?

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Went to Chorfaa on Northfields Avenue, Ealing last week.

Had a nice enough massage by Lisa, who is a big Thai lass. She was friendly enough and I had a pretty decent HR for £20.

Won't return for her as I prefer to be attracted to the lady handling my meat. But it was good enough for a cheap rub'n'tug.

30 mins was £30.

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Kelly @ Chinese massage shop corner of Brookmill Road/Elverson Road (Lewisham). Reviewed here by others before.

Works Fridays/Saturdays. Visited last week £25/30 mins + £40 extras

Slightly rundown shop with 2 rooms. Ask for the larger room at the back, with the shower.

Kelly is prob late 30s, not unattractive, but bit of a gut. Very gentle, sensual massage. Happy for me to feel arse and pussy through pants when I was laying down on font. In fact hoisted up dress so I could get a better feel. Asked about extras just under half way through. Agreed to £40 B2B and turned. Kelly stripped off, revealing nice size tits and slightly trimmed bush, quick play with cock and balls and hopped on table for body slides and nibbled on my nipples and ears. Light kisses on lips. Friendly, smiley girl. Encouraged me to play with and suck on her tits. Proceeded to full on DFK. Slid down and stared licking my balls, proceeding to OWO.  She initiated 69. Feared I would cum so switched to licking her out. Tasty puss and very fresh and clean. Allowed full fingering. Got me into a headlock with her knees as she came hard, shaking and red around neck. Nice.  Rewarded by her saying she wants us to cum together and she jumped up on table with me kneeling while she sucked me off OWO and allowed a bit of gentle face fucking. Warned her I was going to cum and she eagerly slurped up the whole lot. Was only last week but can't remember is she swallowed or spat. Fit for purpose shower, and she showered well after me. Gave me some mouthwash and she used it too.

Gave her the £40 she asked me if I could bring a bit more next time for the BJ. Hug/light kiss and on my way.

I'll be back. Does anyone know if she does FS please?

Don’t know the answer to your FS question but it certainly sounds like a strong possibility she does it. Going to have to check this place out 

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Interesting Hong Ning related experience earlier this week. I happened to glance through the window as i made my way to a lunch engagement in Chinatown. About a minute or so later when i am in the small square where the pagoda used to be and is now the site of the communal seating i became aware of someone rapidly approaching from behind. I turned just as the massage lady from the shop grabbed hold of my arm. She had obviously recognised me as a previous customer as i had passed the shop and thought i was good for a repeat booking. She identified herself as Nana but i am fairly certain that i had only seen her once before, many years previously when she was providing cover at Well Health Paddington under a different name. There then followed a slightly awkward couple of minutes where she repeatedly implored me to go back to the shop with her whilst not letting go of my arm. Unfortunately Nana came across as slightly desperate and although it didn't develop into " a scene " people were definitely looking at us.

My one and only visit to the shop was many years ago ( possibly not even branded as Hong Ning at the time ) was far from memorable so i had never been in a hurry to return despite being in the area fairly frequently

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Kelly @ Chinese massage shop corner of Brookmill Road/Elverson Road (Lewisham). Reviewed here by others before.

Works Fridays/Saturdays. Visited last week £25/30 mins + £40 extras

Slightly rundown shop with 2 rooms. Ask for the larger room at the back, with the shower.

Kelly is prob late 30s, not unattractive, but bit of a gut. Very gentle, sensual massage. Happy for me to feel arse and pussy through pants when I was laying down on font. In fact hoisted up dress so I could get a better feel. Asked about extras just under half way through. Agreed to £40 B2B and turned. Kelly stripped off, revealing nice size tits and slightly trimmed bush, quick play with cock and balls and hopped on table for body slides and nibbled on my nipples and ears. Light kisses on lips. Friendly, smiley girl. Encouraged me to play with and suck on her tits. Proceeded to full on DFK. Slid down and stared licking my balls, proceeding to OWO.  She initiated 69. Feared I would cum so switched to licking her out. Tasty puss and very fresh and clean. Allowed full fingering. Got me into a headlock with her knees as she came hard, shaking and red around neck. Nice.  Rewarded by her saying she wants us to cum together and she jumped up on table with me kneeling while she sucked me off OWO and allowed a bit of gentle face fucking. Warned her I was going to cum and she eagerly slurped up the whole lot. Was only last week but can't remember is she swallowed or spat. Fit for purpose shower, and she showered well after me. Gave me some mouthwash and she used it too.

Gave her the £40 she asked me if I could bring a bit more next time for the BJ. Hug/light kiss and on my way.

I'll be back. Does anyone know if she does FS please?

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Looks like I possibly overpaid ?
Visited recently and a good local option

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https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=329926.0
Looks like I possibly overpaid ?
Visited recently and a good local option
The general rule is 20-40-60 for HE, b2b/naked and sex respectively. They used to do 30 for topless but no-one seems to offer that anymore. Sounds like you got b2b so you should have paid 40 but ultimately most of us overpay sometimes for one reason or another.


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I have been focusing on the girls from ilovemassageuk for sometime now but a sudden change of plans resulted in me driving near Lee high road, a quick call and a last  minute booking with Alice, 30 for £30, mid thirties 5:3, size 16 heavy thighs and tommy, facially about a 4/10 for me. Massage was non existent and the b2b (£40) was uninspiring and mainly was repeated rubbing and grinding which was not to my liking, in fact things were going down hill so fast I had to terminate the session a little early without any relief, left feeling short changed.
So a pleasant but professional gal, who is clearly not enjoying her work and this reflects badly on the quality of service.
I won’t be repeating but she maybe someone else’s cup of tea.

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Have you seen her? Any good?

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I appreciate you're new to the site, but you've only asked questions so far. Please do feel free to contribute some of your own experiences.

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I appreciate you're new to the site, but you've only asked questions so far. Please do feel free to contribute some of your own experiences.

It's also the wrong thread :dash:

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Sorry guys.
I was just replying to WankingDead on his point about that website. Still getting used to the forum.

And yes, I will post some reviews but haven't had anything recent to review about. Unless 2019 ones count.

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Sorry guys.
I was just replying to WankingDead on his point about that website. Still getting used to the forum.

And yes, I will post some reviews but haven't had anything recent to review about. Unless 2019 ones count.

WankingDead's point was incidental. You were on the hunt for intel.
Looking at your posts you're positioning yourself that you're active rather than a tourist. There'a s wealth of info on this site if you look for it. Click on the reviews from posters in this thread.

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Sorry guys.
I was just replying to WankingDead on his point about that website. Still getting used to the forum.

And yes, I will post some reviews but haven't had anything recent to review about. Unless 2019 ones count.

Mate, all your posts are this year and I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say that you're standing on the edge of the top diving board at the pool and keep looking over the edge but never jump. Just go for it, pick a well reviewed person and jump, it won't hurt. But if you decide to keep posting like this then one of us is going to ask you to climb down and make way. :)

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Kelly @ Chinese massage shop corner of Brookmill Road/Elverson Road (Lewisham). Reviewed here by others before.

Works Fridays/Saturdays. Visited last week £25/30 mins + £40 extras

Slightly rundown shop with 2 rooms. Ask for the larger room at the back, with the shower.

Kelly is prob late 30s, not unattractive, but bit of a gut. Very gentle, sensual massage. Happy for me to feel arse and pussy through pants when I was laying down on font. In fact hoisted up dress so I could get a better feel. Asked about extras just under half way through. Agreed to £40 B2B and turned. Kelly stripped off, revealing nice size tits and slightly trimmed bush, quick play with cock and balls and hopped on table for body slides and nibbled on my nipples and ears. Light kisses on lips. Friendly, smiley girl. Encouraged me to play with and suck on her tits. Proceeded to full on DFK. Slid down and stared licking my balls, proceeding to OWO.  She initiated 69. Feared I would cum so switched to licking her out. Tasty puss and very fresh and clean. Allowed full fingering. Got me into a headlock with her knees as she came hard, shaking and red around neck. Nice.  Rewarded by her saying she wants us to cum together and she jumped up on table with me kneeling while she sucked me off OWO and allowed a bit of gentle face fucking. Warned her I was going to cum and she eagerly slurped up the whole lot. Was only last week but can't remember is she swallowed or spat. Fit for purpose shower, and she showered well after me. Gave me some mouthwash and she used it too.

Gave her the £40 she asked me if I could bring a bit more next time for the BJ. Hug/light kiss and on my way.

I'll be back. Does anyone know if she does FS please?

Elverson road is pretty much always on for FS. £60 is usually the going rate for FS there in my experience.

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Swung through Clapham recently.

Zen Health by the Common seems to be all Chinese now, wary matrons at that, didn't like the look/vibe of either offered on a Thurs, claim that different "girls" every day.  Even at Xmas offer of 40 for the hour I wasn't tempted.

Dr Gu near Clapham North tube, seems to be stuck in refurb, supposedly opening in the New Year, has been advertising in GT for months, through a name change too.  One pot-bellied matron with limited English on duty, also answering phone .  Quoted 50 for 1 hr, told them other shops cheaper, they offered a discount.  Shown to spacious, slightly chilly room made cramped by 2 massage sizeable tables.  The refurb hadn't happened here, "ensuite" grubby toilet cum wet room.  Reconsidered and walked. 
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Not worth a separate review but saw the well-discussed Yo-Yo at Well Health on The Cut a few weeks ago. As described she’s a sturdily-built MILF with a massive chest and an all-around affable person with an infectious laugh.

As per usual, a very good, bordering on excellent therapeutic massage for 35 minutes, then naked b2b and OWO, with a bit of RO that she seemed to enjoy.  Definitely a keeper.

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Swung through Clapham recently.

Zen Health by the Common seems to be all Chinese now, wary matrons at that, didn't like the look/vibe of either offered on a Thurs, claim that different "girls" every day.  Even at Xmas offer of 40 for the hour I wasn't tempted.

Dr Gu near Clapham North tube, seems to be stuck in refurb, supposedly opening in the New Year, has been advertising in GT for months, through a name change too.  One pot-bellied matron with limited English on duty, also answering phone .  Quoted 50 for 1 hr, told them other shops cheaper, they offered a discount.  Shown to spacious, slightly chilly room made cramped by 2 massage sizeable tables.  The refurb hadn't happened here, "ensuite" grubby toilet cum wet room.  Reconsidered and walked. 
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I recall reading on another forum but I can't remember which, may have been FBSM, that Zen Health offer good B2B but I suppose YMMV. I've toyed with the idea of popping in a couple of times when passing. If I do go I will report back.
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Not sure if this is against any rules please remove if it is.  I cam across this External Link/Members Only which is about Bamboo Spa, Hendon. Whilst the report is a couple of years old the old bill report mentions secret cameras in the massage rooms.

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I Just posted a review for Katie, Napha Thai Massage, Stratford.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=331055.0

No need to double post, your welcome review will appear very obviously below and in searches.

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No need to double post, your welcome review will appear very obviously below and in searches.
Ok, I just thought that more would get it in this group who are likely to visit the shop but had already posted a reply to a review for the shop. I will remember next time to only do it to the review and not this group. Just trying to make sure everyone saw it but realise my error so it will not happen again.

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Not sure if this is against any rules please remove if it is.  I cam across this External Link/Members Only which is about Bamboo Spa, Hendon. Whilst the report is a couple of years old the old bill report mentions secret cameras in the massage rooms.

Made for an interesting skim.  What brought you to that document then?
"Chinese" parlour licenced by an African(?) on behalf of an EE and then Spanish operator...how tangled...
Awada sounds like a total cunt, perhaps a few more "boyfriends" need to have a word.

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Made for an interesting skim.  What brought you to that document then?
"Chinese" parlour licenced by an African(?) on behalf of an EE and then Spanish operator...how tangled...
Awada sounds like a total cunt, perhaps a few more "boyfriends" need to have a word.

My takeaway from reading it is don't bother to learn to write at school and one day you can be Mr Big of your own dodgy massage shop.

The below happens a fair bit if what I've heard is anything to go on:

"A male suspect entered asking who had interviewed his girlfriend about a job, he struck out at a sweet bowl on the counter which struck Mr Awada in the face, causing a small cut to his chin. A scuffle ensued and the suspect ran off. Despite the assault, Mr Awada did not assist numerous attempts by police to investigate the matter further. Given the several other reports regarding the “job interviews” conducted at the premises, it is believed the suspect was angry about his girlfriend being asked to perform sexual services and came in to confront Mr Awada. Mr Awada’s reluctance to help the investigation is attributed to wanting to avoid police attention and investigation around the premises and its activities."

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Made for an interesting skim.  What brought you to that document then?

I was searching to see if it was okay to pop into a different Bamboo Spa as I like to check anywhere I am going have not been in the news and I entered 'bamboo spa police' into google and this was the first one that came up.

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Diamond Thai Massage - Aldgate East

The place is on a quieter road off the main street, but is by no means discreet. The prices are fairly standard, and I paid £45 for the hour. The receptionist took me downstairs past a fair few what looked like massage rooms and ended up being the one to give me the massage, however I did pass 3 or 4 other women whom were eating.


The lady herself was actually quite attractive, unusual for a massage parlour to be honest, she was extremely slim and had an obvious boob job. Apologies but I don’t quite remember her name.

The massage room was clean and had a nice shower, overall the facilities were top notch.

Onto the massage, I must admit that it was fairly average. Some Thai places do a proper good one, but this was just the usual half hearted strokes. She did dedicate some time to my buttocks, falling short of any swipes, but it was enough to know something extra was on the menu.

On the flip I was offered HR and Topless HR, 40/60 respectively. I negotiated my way down to 40 for the topless HR and it was delivered to satisfaction I suppose. The masseuse had a fantastic figure but the overall ordeal was rather mechanical. Wouldn’t return for her, but the cleanliness of the premises and its amenities does make it stand out compared to the more rundown places I’ve visited.

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Made for an interesting skim.  What brought you to that document then?
"Chinese" parlour licenced by an African(?) on behalf of an EE and then Spanish operator...how tangled...
Awada sounds like a total cunt, perhaps a few more "boyfriends" need to have a word.

The ponce/owner may indeed be a total cunt but aren't they all in this game? You pay £50 ph + £40 HE (say) and SP saw £7.50 + £7.50 of that (16%), as he was checking what the SP was doing, no wonder some SP prefer to be independent or provide a shit service.

Makes me think about other massage shops, whether their owners are also checking up by CCTV on service provision and taking their (84%)..in line with this ponce.

 :dash: :dash:

 :hi:

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The ponce/owner may indeed be a total cunt but aren't they all in this game? You pay £50 ph + £40 HE (say) and SP saw £7.50 + £7.50 of that (16%), as he was checking what the SP was doing, no wonder some SP prefer to be independent or provide a shit service.

Makes me think about other massage shops, whether their owners are also checking up by CCTV on service provision and taking their (84%)..in line with this ponce.

 :dash: :dash:

 :hi:

Almost certainly. If you do your homework, this guys also seems to run Elite Spa on the Finchley Road. Not sure I'd want to go there in any hurry.

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The ponce/owner may indeed be a total cunt but aren't they all in this game? You pay £50 ph + £40 HE (say) and SP saw £7.50 + £7.50 of that (16%), as he was checking what the SP was doing, no wonder some SP prefer to be independent or provide a shit service.

Makes me think about other massage shops, whether their owners are also checking up by CCTV on service provision and taking their (84%)..in line with this ponce.

 :dash: :dash:

 :hi:

There’s a ceiling tile missing in one of the rooms at Skyline. Ive tried to look for a camera but can’t see anything. Always makes me nervous, although clearly not enough to stop me going!

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There’s a ceiling tile missing in one of the rooms at Skyline. Ive tried to look for a camera but can’t see anything. Always makes me nervous, although clearly not enough to stop me going!

Sorry about the ceiling tile, I took it out when I stood on the table trying to get round one of the larger ladies.

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Sorry about the ceiling tile, I took it out when I stood on the table trying to get round one of the larger ladies.
Ahhhh so it was your head I viewed on the CCTV  :yahoo:

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Ahhhh so it was your head I viewed on the CCTV  :yahoo:

Fortunately it's shiny so works just like an IR dazzler on those things.
Obviously my head game wasn't on the mark if the camera is still working.  Will give it a smile and a cheese next time.

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Apparently Czech Vicky is back at Skyline, anyone tried and found her improved or worse than last time?

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Apparently Czech Vicky is back at Skyline, anyone tried and found her improved or worse than last time?
Haven’t been back to skyline in months. Tempted to go over the holidays, although I’m in town one day next week so may be tempted by China town or one of the other places mentioned on here.