External Link/Members Only1h massage plus HR, £80 (50+30)
A Saturday in December. I am in Westfield Stratford for some shopping and I decide to walk (about 20 minutes) to Vicarage Lane to look up this place, which I understand has changed name a few times in the last years.
I enter and I am greeted by the matron, a middle-age petite asian, not unattractive. Quite strange that there is no reception desk, you walk in and she comes out of one of the back room and discusses with you while you both stand. She asks me what I wish and I say a 1h massage. I pay £50.
She asks me who I want to meet and I reply asking who is available? She answers saying "I'll send someone" and opens up one of the tiny rooms for me. There is barely space for the table, plus a minuscule sink. I have to hang my clothes on a small clothes-rack attached to the door, which soon is opened by a robust Chinese girl, in her late 20s or early 30. Friendly face, but quite a belly even though her sport leggings keep it in place. Damn, I should have asked for the matron, who is more my type, but what the heck, I am naked and I don't feel like asking for someone else.
It turns out that it was not such a bad choice after all, as she delivers an excellent deep tissue massage. She immediately finds the spots in my back that are in need of some pressure and applies it professionally. Maybe a bit too hard, but she checks on me a couple of times to ask whether it is too hard or not. It is a sports-massage but also quite relaxing as she alternates deeper strokes with more relaxing ones. I ask her name and she replies Katie. I am not sure that that's how you spell it, though.
After about 30 minutes, she asks me whether I want to make it more relaxing. I say "Sure! What is on offer?" and she replies "What did you have in mind?" I say "A blowjob, maybe?" but she says she does not do that. I am not sure I get the point about asking me in the first place, so I say "What are the options then?" And she mentions HR or topless HR. I don't remember if she offered also B2B, but she is not my type at all so I just got for HR. She asks for 40, but I offer 30, which she accepts.
All this while she had begun some cc swipes and gentle fondling of my balls, so I am kind of proud that I managed to think straight.
But it turns out that it was a good decision. I turn around and she delivers an expert HR, with the inevitable conclusion. She cleans me up, and removes the oil from my body. No shower is offered. I think it could have been possible, but I prefer to go home and shower there. She tells me she started to work there only recently and that she mainly works weekends. I pay the £30, put my clothes on and leave.
An excellent massage and HR make it a positive, but the place is a bit weird and the lack of shower (or in any case the need to exit the room) makes me wonder whether I will return. If I do, I will want to try out some of the other girls.
