London massage shop mini reviews

[JackNastyFace]

That's such a good idea... 

[JackNastyFace]

Jenny @ Bamboo, Leather Lane, Clerkenwell/Chancery Lane.

Jenny's a slim Thai, in her 30s, medium height and very pretty IMO, and warmer than some Thai therapists I've encountered — including on my only prior trip to this Bamboo, yonks ago.  Was at the front desk when I passed, and when I returned 20 seconds later  Anyway, it was £30 for 30, and got raunchy pretty quickly.  Mutual touching, me up her dress, and agreed £30 for B2B minus HR, but plenty of teasing and groin-touching; I had a date later and wanted to save some spunk (my go-again powers are depreciating quickly).  Quasi-tantric, I suppose.  She initially asked for 40, but I refused to budge.  All was well and patiently delivered.  She's got A-cup, natural breasts which I prefer; but she hopes to save for enlargements.  "Noooo," I urged.  Was happy to sit on the table and let me admire her spread pussy, but no touching and definitely no kissing anywhere except for breasts.  Decent experience, and I'd recommend her.  Think she works there most weekdays, but I've forgotten her answer about that so best to ring in advance.

[JackNastyFace]

I also cashed in my £30 voucher at Herbal Clinic at Cricklewood, and splashed it on Nicole, who's Italian, slim, pretty, in her 20s.  Exquisite looking body.  She's lovely, but I wouldn't recommend.  Her ultra-chattiness included revealing that she a) doesn't do B2B as it's too intimate for her (fair enough, but a put-off for me) and b) feels very bad about working there, and having to do this kind of work (ditto). Her prices are £20 for HR, £30 for topless HR and £40 for the latter if you want to touch and she feels okay about it.  I didn't partake in any, tempted as I was to see her breasts — the sincerity of her dispassion was too much of a cock-blocker.

Other notes:
- the standard of the girls seemed higher than on my prior visit, based on the other lady I glimpsed (I think Emma, Bulgarian: a little stockier, and rather stony-faced, but pretty)
- Reem (Moroccan) was doing her first day.  Nicole was training her; said that she did do B2B and was slim.
- The girls still have to pay £1 if their customer uses the shower.  Disgraceful.
- Cricklewood Lane's traffic is as bad as ever

[Horizontal pleasures]

I also cashed in my £30 voucher at Herbal Clinic at Cricklewood,

- Cricklewood Lane's traffic is as bad as ever

Thanks JNF. Please explain how you got a £30 voucher. Nice one!

The road works are nearly finished.

[Juulesy]

I also cashed in my £30 voucher at Herbal Clinic at Cricklewood, and splashed it on Nicole, who's Italian, slim, pretty, in her 20s.  Exquisite looking body.  She's lovely, but I wouldn't recommend.  Her ultra-chattiness included revealing that she a) doesn't do B2B as it's too intimate for her (fair enough, but a put-off for me) and b) feels very bad about working there, and having to do this kind of work (ditto). Her prices are £20 for HR, £30 for topless HR and £40 for the latter if you want to touch and she feels okay about it.  I didn't partake in any, tempted as I was to see her breasts — the sincerity of her dispassion was too much of a cock-blocker.

Other notes:
- the standard of the girls seemed higher than on my prior visit, based on the other lady I glimpsed (I think Emma, Bulgarian: a little stockier, and rather stony-faced, but pretty)
- Reem (Moroccan) was doing her first day.  Nicole was training her; said that she did do B2B and was slim.
- The girls still have to pay £1 if their customer uses the shower.  Disgraceful.
- Cricklewood Lane's traffic is as bad as ever

Nice one.  I usually just go for half an hour unless it's with Roza so haven't had the voucher treat for a while.  Saw the stream of girls recently when I had gone for the half Polish Katrina.  I wasn't impressed with the line up tbh, in fact downright terrified with the massive Nigerian and Indian masseuses, looking like they'd rather be elsewhere sooner.  Katrina was chunky and not bad facially either but attitude was more akin to a mechanical and disinterested service in a Frankfurt brothel than a supposed oasis of wellbeing like a massage place.  Maybe that was just an off day for her as she came in sweating and in a huff but not my cup of tea.

I also went on a little recce after a trip to the Griffin around the Holborn area.  Saw Wendy at Health First Spa and confirm one of the earlier reviews on her to be more or less spot on.  Except she looked a bit older than I had initially imagined she would be.  Also popped into a massage place in Southampton Row, a bit further up from Taco Bell towards Russell Square station.  It looks like a relatively new place but can't remember the name, something like 'Perfect Health Centre', and was staffed by a youngish uni age Chinese masseuse but masked.  Slim and ok facially but nothing to get me excited to even ask for the name.  A perfunctory massage followed and with a standard hj finish.  Not particularly recommended but there are worse places to go.

My search continues for the holy grail of a professional massage with a hot young masseuse and a good shag. So Thailand it is then! 

[Hotspur]

Given we’ve now got a dedicated massage section, I think this section should be a discussion forum only and ‘mini’ reviews should be posted in the new section.
Just a thought?

[sparkus]

Nice one.  I usually just go for half an hour unless it's with Roza so haven't had the voucher treat for a while.  Saw the stream of girls recently when I had gone for the half Polish Katrina.  I wasn't impressed with the line up tbh, in fact downright terrified with the massive Nigerian and Indian masseuses, looking like they'd rather be elsewhere sooner.  Katrina was chunky and not bad facially either but attitude was more akin to a mechanical and disinterested service in a Frankfurt brothel than a supposed oasis of wellbeing like a massage place.  Maybe that was just an off day for her as she came in sweating and in a huff but not my cup of tea.

TBH we could do with knowing why Roza is worth booking longer for and why Nigerian Betty is so 'terrifying' (not that I've ever managed to see her due to her being booked up).

[y101y]

- The girls still have to pay £1 if their customer uses the shower.  Disgraceful.

WTF?!

[Private Member]

Thanks for the reminder about this one, not many others on Croydon Recce list so not been tempted to stray back there but she will be on the plan B list.
Did you not fancy handling the merchandise or did she refuse?
Any sight of any co-workers?

She was the only one there LLP, but still insisted on me/us being quiet....although there was the male barber upstairs. Maybe she was more concerned about them listening in.

I did stroke her arse and back when she was jerking me off, but didn't venture elsewhere...there was no offer of an upgrade either so I settled back and enjoyed her handiwork

[Juulesy]

TBH we could do with knowing why Roza is worth booking longer for and why Nigerian Betty is so 'terrifying' (not that I've ever managed to see her due to her being booked up).

Just personal preference for Rosa. She’s pretty, very professional and gives the best massages there. Her body’s amazing, but services are limited in line with the de facto policy of that place. Nigerian and Indian girls popped in abruptly, no pleasantries, looked unhappy with a borderline glare and physically on the larger side for my liking.  I can’t think of any positives by any stretch. Other chaps might view this differently though

[sparkus]

Just personal preference for Rosa. She’s pretty, very professional and gives the best massages there. Her body’s amazing, but services are limited in line with the de facto policy of that place. Nigerian and Indian girls popped in abruptly, no pleasantries, looked unhappy with a borderline glare and physically on the larger side for my liking.  I can’t think of any positives by any stretch. Other chaps might view this differently though

I've only seen Dominica on the Polish side, wouldn't describe her as pretty, though she does have well done augmented big chebs.  Is Rosa packing?

It's very dark and dank in those rooms (compared to other shops) so it probably doesn't do anything for their seratonin levels.

[JackNastyFace]

Thanks JNF. Please explain how you got a £30 voucher. Nice one!

The story (it's not a particularly thrilling one of the voucher is here: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=139562.msg3369115#msg3369115

Basically very similar to the experience described by Juulesy in the next post.

[JackNastyFace]

WTF?!

Yup, terrible isn't it?  It has been mentioned at least once on this thread before.  There are some other pathetic charges levied on the girls, too; maybe they have to provide tissues or something?  I can't remember.  Basically not a nice place to work.

[JackNastyFace]

It's very dark and dank in those rooms (compared to other shops) so it probably doesn't do anything for their seratonin levels.

Pro tip (vaguely): I always adjust the light at HC before the start, while the masseuse is out, then request that they don't change it.  If I'm paying for nudity, I want to see said nudity!

[Juulesy]

I've only seen Dominica on the Polish side, wouldn't describe her as pretty, though she does have well done augmented big chebs.  Is Rosa packing?

It's very dark and dank in those rooms (compared to other shops) so it probably doesn't do anything for their seratonin levels.

True  . Roza is slim with pert tits.  Not as packing as how you describe Dominica but they are defo to my taste.  Unblemished and smooth with nips just inviting to be tweaked.  I have never managed to get much far with Roza but what she does, she does it very well.  I gather Spanish Cleo is probably in the same league.

[JackNastyFace]

True  . Roza is slim with pert tits.  Not as packing as how you describe Dominica but they are defo to my taste.  Unblemished and smooth with nips just inviting to be tweaked.  I have never managed to get much far with Roza but what she does, she does it very well.  I gather Spanish Cleo is probably in the same league.

I've seen Cleo — think there's a write-up somewhere but, basically, yeah.  She's very hot, ample-breasted and perfectly nice, but ultra-boundaried (as is her right) and it all feels quite mechanical.  Consequently, I've never been tempted to retry.

[JohnChiswick]

Went to visit Dorami in Hayes/Hillingdon area about 2 months back on a Sunday morning.
I was up bright and early and so was himself so looked at what was nearby. Dorami opens at 10am so I was first in line!  No booking made just popped along.

Was greeted by the front of house - square face and body in her 50s and was hoping it wasn't to be but emerged another Chinese lady from one of the rooms.
The younger of the 2 lady's, Maya, was my masseuse today.
She must be late 30s, size 8 about 5 feet 2 inches with the usual A cups.

I went for 30mins for £30, I believe 1 hour is available for 45 looking at the pricelist on the desk.

Massage was pretty poor, but I was only there for one reason and I made this clear early on by teasing her as she massaged me. I asked for medium no oil and it was too soft.

After about 15 mins she turned around and asked if I wanted extra service. I said how much I had £30, she said happy ending. I laughed and mentioned £20 or £30 topless.
She pointed then and said £10 more for all off. I was happy with just the topless.
Good technique, not rushed.
Cleaned me up. And off I went note before leaving my tip. No shower available which is why I went no oil.

She mentioned she only works Sunday there, but this might be after changing since August.

[StevenSELondon]

Copy of review:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=325788.0

Weekday morning visit. Text in advance for nationalities; Polish, French and Spanish on offer. No booking made, decided on going for a 'lucky dip'

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Usual procedure,  entered reception paid my £50 (1hr) and was lead to room.
Room was average. Clean, tidy, but pretty tight. My feet pressed against the wall whilst laying on bed - I am 6"1, so no giant. No in room shower.

Masseuse entered room with me face down, bollock naked and towel covering my arse. Clearly got the French girl, accent very strong, but english was perfect.

Very light massage ensued. Wouldn't say girl had any formal training,  more of a full body stroke. Focussed on my back for 20 mins.
Then time for legs...

Towel moved slightly, Left leg, no swipes or brushes.

Towel completely removed, Right leg, no swipes, 1 brush (with obligatory appreciatve groan)

Was asked whether there was 'anything else, or just continue with massage?'

Happy ending,  topless and naked HR on offer. HE quoted as, and agreed at £30.

Lots of swipes, reach unders etc while legs were continued to be worked on. Was asked whether I wanted to turn, or carry on...carried on for 10 mins.

Couldn't wait any longer so turned.

Very slow and sensual intimate massage followed,  no edging as such, but absolutely no rush. Came after about 10 mins of this.

Offered a shower, but declined in place of hot towels.

Cleaned up, and left to get changed. Paid agreed £30 on way out.

Girl is absolutely stunning,  guess late 20s, approx 5'9  long dark brunette hair in a ponytail, slim and firm, not skinny size 8 and b/c cups.

Saw another girl sat in reception as I left, not sure whether the Polish or Spanish but was tempted to turn around and go again with her! Equally as beautiful imo.

FLARBS Rating;

Face; 8.5/10
Location; 9/10 Quiet side street, little footfall
Attitude/Service; 9/10
Return?; Yes. Girl's appeances trump the venue quality
Body; 9/10 (clothed)
Shop; Clean, tidy. Numerous rooms.  Pretty basic, but serves purpose. No in room shower.

Overall a very enjoyable experience.

[Moneyd]

Copy of review:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=325788.0

Weekday morning visit. Text in advance for nationalities; Polish, French and Spanish on offer. No booking made, decided on going for a 'lucky dip'

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Usual procedure,  entered reception paid my £50 (1hr) and was lead to room.
Room was average. Clean, tidy, but pretty tight. My feet pressed against the wall whilst laying on bed - I am 6"1, so no giant. No in room shower.

Masseuse entered room with me face down, bollock naked and towel covering my arse. Clearly got the French girl, accent very strong, but english was perfect.

Very light massage ensued. Wouldn't say girl had any formal training,  more of a full body stroke. Focussed on my back for 20 mins.
Then time for legs...

Towel moved slightly, Left leg, no swipes or brushes.

Towel completely removed, Right leg, no swipes, 1 brush (with obligatory appreciatve groan)

Was asked whether there was 'anything else, or just continue with massage?'

Happy ending,  topless and naked HR on offer. HE quoted as, and agreed at £30.

Lots of swipes, reach unders etc while legs were continued to be worked on. Was asked whether I wanted to turn, or carry on...carried on for 10 mins.

Couldn't wait any longer so turned.

Very slow and sensual intimate massage followed,  no edging as such, but absolutely no rush. Came after about 10 mins of this.

Offered a shower, but declined in place of hot towels.

Cleaned up, and left to get changed. Paid agreed £30 on way out.

Girl is absolutely stunning,  guess late 20s, approx 5'9  long dark brunette hair in a ponytail, slim and firm, not skinny size 8 and b/c cups.

Saw another girl sat in reception as I left, not sure whether the Polish or Spanish but was tempted to turn around and go again with her! Equally as beautiful imo.

FLARBS Rating;

Face; 8.5/10
Location; 9/10 Quiet side street, little footfall
Attitude/Service; 9/10
Return?; Yes. Girl's appeances trump the venue quality
Body; 9/10 (clothed)
Shop; Clean, tidy. Numerous rooms.  Pretty basic, but serves purpose. No in room shower.

Overall a very enjoyable experience.

Nice, I haven't been to Natural Balance for a while. I know the French bird you mean, I spoke with her once but didn't go in as I was in a rush. She was very friendly though as was very hot. I'm intrigued about her tits, were they real and did she allow squeezing and sucking etc?

[StevenSELondon]

I had clothed HR only, so cant be more specific I'm afraid

[StevenSELondon]

Copy of review;  https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=326204.0

My second visit to this particular establishment.  First review can be found here;  https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=323648.0

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Visited as a walk up, weekday afternoon having checked via text who was working. Decided not to book for the lucky dip experience.

Time was short, so entered and paid receptionist £30 for 30 min.

I was lead downstairs and Monika was called for. Again, Monika met me at the bottom of the stairs to lead me to the room.
My 'welcome' was completely different to that which I received from Milla on visit 1. I barely even got a 'hello' and no chance of a smile!

Massage began and was nothing to write home about. To be fair, massage quality is well down my list of importance.
Towel stayed covering me the whole time, and was shifted slightly for access to legs.
Maximum of 2 accidental brushes during leg massage.

I was asked to turn, my semi immediately covered by a towel.

The following conversation was then had:

Monika:  would you like anything extra
Steven: of course, what is on offer
M: I give you handjob for £40
S: £40, no way. HJ is £30 max
M: ok, i just massage then
S: fine.

And that, was that.

Semi disappeared,  and I lay there for the final 10 mins having my belly and shins stroked.

Time up, dressed and left. Completely underwhelmed.

Monika was petit, 5'6, size 8, C cup, EE with bleach blonde hair. If she was anything under early 40s, her paper round was a tough one!

Using FLARBS;

Face; 6/10
Location; 7/10 Busy-ish side street, but anonymous enough. Restaurant next door with outside seating, could be an issue in warm weather.
Attitude/Service; 4/10
Return?; No, not on this experience. I do like the shop however, so will return actively avoiding Monika.
Body; 7/10 - clothed.
Shop; Clean, tidy. Numerous rooms. Well Heated. In room shower.

[StevenSELondon]

Not sure whether this thread is now redundant,  but another review here; https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=326236.0


Weekday morning visit.  2nd visit, 1st was before I got in to reviewing.

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Entered reception having text to confirm availability.  Only one girl reported as working, Coco.
Paid £50/1hr relaxing massage.

Coco lead me to the room in her civvy clothes, and left me to get set.
She returned once I was ready and began by removing the towel covering my arse.

Good massage to the top half of my body, lasted about 25 mins, then on to the legs.

Lots of shallow CC swipes (if thats even a thing!), and a few brushes of my balls.

Asked whether I wanted extra, agreed £30 for HR after being quoted £100 for B2B. I buckled when asked again and went for £50 topless. Off came dungarees,  and in to the knee high boots went my cash. (As an aside, I HATE being asked for money up front...kills the mood a little for me).

Decent HR....not rushed, but not overly sensual. Groping of tits, and hands over panties allowed.

Coco; Asian,  mid 30s, relatively tall. Small b cups with big, chunky nipples and a half decent ass. Asian girls really aren't my 'thing' but I wouldn't have said that she was particularly attractive.

Asked whether I enjoyed myself after cumming, after answering with a rather obligatory affirmative , I was asked whether I wanted to tip more! I gracefully declined.

Showered in the room, dressed and left.

Using FLARBS;

Face; 6/10
Location; 5/10 on a busy road, lots of footfall and a cafe with outside seating next door.
Attitude/Service; 7/10 Nice girl,  decent massage (which probably drags review to a low negative as opposed to neutral)
Return?; No. Mainly because I prefer European girls and Coco did little for me to feel otherwise.
Body; 7/10 - slim, not firm. Nice big nipples if thats your thing on cute little titties.
Shop; 6/10 Clean, tidy. Numerous rooms. Well Heated. In room shower. Probably time for a little decor update

*Coco works Tues and Fri

[90125]

The thread isn’t redundant but better to post reviews separately as they do get buried here.

Don’t duplicate posts either.

[NickA]

Following up on LLP's visit I called and saw the "older, slimmer" Penny....based in Surrey Street. Reasonably attractive and with a waist that I reckon would fit in the gap in my hands if I joined the thumbs and middle fingers of both hands together. Room and venue as described above. Price was £45 for an hour (before extras)

I started with my boxers on as I was unsure of the score, and after 5 mins or so Penny tugged them right down to tuck a towel in. I started to suggest they could come off it it was easier, but before I'd finished suggesting it she had whipped them off 

The massage itself was pretty professional, with plenty of massaging of my buttocks - however no credit card swipes or anything too sensual. On the turn I was covered by a towel, but it didn't take Penny long to pull the towel back (and very quietly) suggest a massage down there....£20 quickly agreed, but I was to be very quiet though!

Not much more to report apart from the fact this was delivered well - a lot of oil; but that didn't bother me. Didn't seem to be a shower in the place for those that like that

No, unfortunately there's not a shower in the place. Penny warms up after a couple of visits. She's just cautious around new customers. Deep CC swipes ensued and she pulled down her bra and knickers on the second visit. It's just about being polite and friendly and putting her at ease. Fun will follow.

[LLPunting]

Coco, Qi Clinic, Crystal Palace.  Now listing in Gumtree with a mobile for "Connie" but I called the landline already saved.
Wednesday's girl is full of...

Typical 40-something, 5'-something matron who doesn't look like an ogre but isn't winning any beauty pageants.  That Suzy Wong lack of style and grace that teases she's a goer, if you pay.  45 for 60 mins (30 for 30 if you're in a rush) of massage, no bashfulness with her leaning down your body, no objections to being respectfully touched on legs and ass.  Not generous with CCSs or RUs before your indications are as obvious as a tentpole, but then a load of sensual caressing of inner thighs, sac and crack.  Breathy invitation for extra just 20 mins in, accepted offered 40 for b2b but tried to upsell to 60 for some service I could not interpret.  Just went with the flow. 
She's packing a fistful of extra inches around her belly and some adequate, natural B/Cs in her bra with half-inch stalks to freely suckle on.  No reticence about getting astride for some "safe" grind and frot, very smooth, porcelain legs and bum.  She wasn't touting for FS (unless that was my earlier cluelessness) so no fumbling for rubber.  Received fingering without complaint and encouraged tempo with her own increased, oily wanking of me.  Her bucking hips matched her tossing me off over her boobs and she milked me beyond empty with a fairly skilled fist.  She chuckled at the mess before wiping her boobs and then me with tissues.  She took a shower as I watched the stars fade and then she massaged the residual cum tension out of me before I washed.
May well drop in to see what more she offers regulars if I'm ever stranded mid-week in CP again.
Surprisingly satisfying drive-by punt in a place I've been meaning to try for years but only popped my cherry because of Southern fucking about with the train services through CP station.

[JackNastyFace]

According to my intermittent visits over the years, Qi is an ultra-reliable staple of raunch.  Alas two other things are just as guaranteed: a steeply-uphill (at least it's downhill after) schlep from either CP or Gipsy Hill stations, and the women being 40+ and, as you aptly say, unliklely to figure in the closing stages of beauty pageants.  The relentless-cheery male owner has usually been present, too — normally eating something.

Yonks ago, there was briefly a hot, friendly younger girl working there who was just as horny as these more vintage varieties.  If ever they had someone of that ilk again, it would be a goldmine.

[sparkus]

The thread isn’t redundant but better to post reviews separately as they do get buried here.

Don’t duplicate posts either.

Tbf it's largely ended up a repository for 'the good old days' or just occasional intel from recces (very welcome).

Flash intel also welcome (eg. a certain SP is back certain days somewhere).

Now there's a dedicated Massage section then full throated (ahem) reviews there are better

[alexm40]

Well Health Praed street

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The whole process was pretty straightforward. I just walked in (I find the entrance not too conspicuous because one could think you are going to the dry cleaner next door), climbed the stairs and asked 30 mn massage to Emma who was behind the desk. Paid £30.
In the room I requested right at the beginning a btb. Agreed for £40. Kit off. Decent English, short chinese woman, mid 30'. Not ugly, not a stunner, Milf type. Nice boobs, not saggy. Shaved.

Asked for a soft massage which after all was not a real massage, just light strokes. Then requested OW, agreed for £10. Popped in the bag, all was good, left with a smile (and the used condom in the pocket in a tissue). No fuss.

[alexm40]

Well Health Praed street

Forgot to add: Emma works on Friday at Well health and Saturday at Paddington spa, few meters down the road

[rebelsurge]

Forgot to add: Emma works on Friday at Well health and Saturday at Paddington spa, few meters down the road

Emma also works Well Health The Cut, Sunday and Monday

[maybe]

If only there was a thread that gave concise reviews about massage shops all over London.

[y101y]

Well Health Praed street

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The whole process was pretty straightforward. I just walked in (I find the entrance not too conspicuous because one could think you are going to the dry cleaner next door), climbed the stairs and asked 30 mn massage to Emma who was behind the desk. Paid £30.
In the room I requested right at the beginning a btb. Agreed for £40. Kit off. Decent English, short chinese woman, mid 30'. Not ugly, not a stunner, Milf type. Nice boobs, not saggy. Shaved.

Asked for a soft massage which after all was not a real massage, just light strokes. Then requested OW, agreed for £10. Popped in the bag, all was good, left with a smile (and the used condom in the pocket in a tissue). No fuss.

Assume you took the used condom with you at their request?

Only place I’ve been asked to do something similar is skyline but only with any unused condoms I brought, the used ones always get wrapped up and stashed.

[sparkus]

Assume you took the used condom with you at their request?

Only place I’ve been asked to do something similar is skyline but only with any unused condoms I brought, the used ones always get wrapped up and stashed.

A few SPs allow/accept OW/69 to finish in a b2b (though I wish more would) so you do find yourself depositing used condoms (and your DNA) in high street wastebins.

[alexm40]

Assume you took the used condom with you at their request?

Yes indeed

[StevenSELondon]

At risk of being told to stop being lazy(!), and to trawl back through this thread, I am hoping to add to my to-do list.
As you may know, I prefer non-oriental girls, so any little prompts would be appreciated. Interested in shops only, not indies.

Done

China Health - Bromley
Elements - Baker St
Elements - Earl's Court
Elite Spa - Finchley Rd & Frognal
Qi Health - Angel
Healthy Glow - Earl's Court
Thai Touch - Paddington
Natural Balance - Paddington



To Do

Organic Health - Baker St
Golden Finger - Kilburn

Appreciate any help adding to my to do list!

[y101y]

At risk of being told to stop being lazy(!), and to trawl back through this thread, I am hoping to add to my to-do list.
As you may know, I prefer non-oriental girls, so any little prompts would be appreciated. Interested in shops only, not indies.

Done

China Health - Bromley
Elements - Baker St
Elements - Earl's Court
Elite Spa - Finchley Rd & Frognal
Qi Health - Angel
Healthy Glow - Earl's Court
Thai Touch - Paddington
Natural Balance - Paddington



To Do

Organic Health - Baker St
Golden Finger - Kilburn

Appreciate any help adding to my to do list!

Skyline - Lee/Lewisham

[StevenSELondon]

Thank you Y101Y, ideally looking for somewhere a little more central

Is that a recommendation?  From what I've read on here, service there is in the decline

[y101y]

Thank you Y101Y, ideally looking for somewhere a little more central

Is that a recommendation?  From what I've read on here, service there is in the decline

Fair enough although I’d say Lewisham is no less central than a couple others on your list, but guess it depends on where you’re coming from.

I haven’t been to Skyline in a few months and it definitely was stagnating but I think there are still a couple decent possibilities there. Main reason I recommended it is you have a very good chance of getting a non-oriental girl most days.

[sparkus]

At risk of being told to stop being lazy(!), and to trawl back through this thread, I am hoping to add to my to-do list.
As you may know, I prefer non-oriental girls, so any little prompts would be appreciated. Interested in shops only, not indies.

Done

China Health - Bromley
Elements - Baker St
Elements - Earl's Court
Elite Spa - Finchley Rd & Frognal
Qi Health - Angel
Healthy Glow - Earl's Court
Thai Touch - Paddington
Natural Balance - Paddington

To Do

Organic Health - Baker St
Golden Finger - Kilburn

Appreciate any help adding to my to do list!

As LLP can tell you, the place below the hairdressers on Leman Street E1 has some Latinas on their books.

Golden Finger definitely does (as I ended up sucking on the massive chebs of that dumpy Spanish one suggested by HP), as does the Herbal Clinic in Cricklewood.

[StevenSELondon]

Thanks both, thats 2 more for the list - Skyline & Cricklewood.
Quite obvious oversights on my part as both get a lot of air time here!

Anyone else with a lesser-known nugget?!

Will of course review once I get around to visiting

[JackNastyFace]

HMN on Goodge St fits the bill for non-Europeans, but extras there are ludicrously priced and service often abysmal so I'd give it a wide berth.

Bliss on Chancery Lane could be worth a peek...

[StevenSELondon]

HMN on Goodge St fits the bill for non-Europeans, but extras there are ludicrously priced and service often abysmal so I'd give it a wide berth.

Bliss on Chancery Lane could be worth a peek...

Thanks Jack, but it's the Europeans I'm looking for!

[Mothball15]

Try Elements on frith street soho. Last time I went there was two EE. Agatha & Daana.

[rebelsurge]

These shops have at least 1 European Girl

Natural Wellness. Peter Street Soho

White Lily Spa. Rupert Street Soho

Elements .Rupert Street Soho

All three likely to demand big tips.
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HG Health, 807 Commercial Road E14  has an EE Wednesday and Thursday

[StevenSELondon]

These shops have at least 1 European Girl

Natural Wellness. Peter Street Soho

White Lily Spa. Rupert Street Soho

Elements .Rupert Street Soho

All three likely to demand big tips.
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HG Health, 807 Commercial Road E14  has an EE Wednesday and Thursday

Thank you Rebel, good to know. Had always just presumed that Soho would be completely oriental due to the proximity of China town!

[JackNastyFace]

Thanks Jack, but it's the Europeans I'm looking for!

Sorry, meant non-Asians.

Also I would generally avoid Soho shops (including on Shaft-you-esbury Avenue) period: they're rip-off merchants, partly due to their steep rents.  Fantasia on TCR is a little better and definitely fits your bill.

[Jacobyi]

Visit Dorami Uxbridge road a month or so before. 30 for half hour. Was Coco on a Tuesday. I just walk in and prefer the who ever I get .  So she had a black short dress on mask on the whole time. Very limited English to mostly yes nods and no.
Butt naked on the table , she starts at neck a medium to strong strokes neck to the back. Few mins later she moves to the side , where I place my hands to her thighs to make sure she knows what am there for. Some accidentally brushes while at my inner thighs. She then whispers to my ears want special. I say yes and she nods, I ask what's on offer and she nods. Lol so I say body to body , and she says ok. I give her 40 and turn over and she says you give 40 and nods again. I wish the face mask was off to atleast know if it's a smile or not. Anyways she strips up naked, A cups and a little stubble down. She oils me up and I touch her tits and ass , she leans on me out the tits in my mouth. Pointed nips. She climbs on top and straddles my cock between her thighs leaning over me . Wow it felt amazing, while she  moved. Asked her lie down on the bed while I can massage her. She obliges and while I press her nips she does not let go of my cock . Eventually I can't resist to ask to eat her muff and she obliges. Spent a few mins there surping surping light finger rub, did think she would like to me to finger. So did not. Then me back to bed and she on top to finish me off....was there dot 30 mins , last few mins just a massage on the neck to finish.

[sparkus]

Visit Dorami Uxbridge road a month or so before. 30 for half hour. Was Coco on a Tuesday. I just walk in and prefer the who ever I get .  So she had a black short dress on mask on the whole time. Very limited English to mostly yes nods and no.
Butt naked on the table , she starts at neck a medium to strong strokes neck to the back. Few mins later she moves to the side , where I place my hands to her thighs to make sure she knows what am there for. Some accidentally brushes while at my inner thighs. She then whispers to my ears want special. I say yes and she nods, I ask what's on offer and she nods. Lol so I say body to body , and she says ok. I give her 40 and turn over and she says you give 40 and nods again. I wish the face mask was off to atleast know if it's a smile or not. Anyways she strips up naked, A cups and a little stubble down. She oils me up and I touch her tits and ass , she leans on me out the tits in my mouth. Pointed nips. She climbs on top and straddles my cock between her thighs leaning over me . Wow it felt amazing, while she  moved. Asked her lie down on the bed while I can massage her. She obliges and while I press her nips she does not let go of my cock . Eventually I can't resist to ask to eat her muff and she obliges. Spent a few mins there surping surping light finger rub, did think she would like to me to finger. So did not. Then me back to bed and she on top to finish me off....was there dot 30 mins , last few mins just a massage on the neck to finish.

All recent intel on this place doesn't sound great - Kuk mentioned one here last year with a huge pair of chebs?

Recent recces out east and central have been quite dismal, I'm not wasting punting cash on going into rooms blind so it's a case of trying to see who's working that day, not always easy or welcomed.  Most sightings have been generic older Chinese SPs, one had worst grey roots over dye I've ever seen.  Dread to think what her unshaven haven would have resembled, a new brillo pad I'm guessing.  Holborn has the same old on.  I gave up in the end and went to Rivert Kwai as I knew Yana was on so I'd be guaranteed a quality HJ and a decent pair of big brown ones (though she was hard to get to see and as ever she wants £££).

Also managed a jaunt to North End Road while at Olympia, again zero doing (did read some intel on here but couldn't locate it in a hurry).

[billyrider]

Visited Nikki at Kotchawan in Golders Green. Usual fee for 1 hour and a very decent massage. Nikki also works at Wembley Triangle Massage.

Her extras were expensive starting at £100 for B2B and ultimately agreed on £60. I am struggling to get anywhere near £40 at Thai places.

The B2B was a bit meh, I don’t think she’s into it. The massage was excellent but I wouldn’t head back in a hurry.

This on the back of some decent service at Sala Thai but 3rd time unlucky with the prima donna attitude of Mimi which resulted in a non-event.

YMMV but the service levels are not what they were and the costs are up.

[Rupert]

How is Mimi now, still chubby or back to her old self.