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Met "Nana" at Elverson Rd for 30 mins (25 quid), not sure which days she actually works as she was not named by the call taker when listing the girls the night before, she was standing in for Lucy, whom I can't recall knowing.  Apparently works in a place in Canary Wharf but didn't name it.

Around 5'5", clearly late 30s+, attractive Chinese mum look about her with rounded facial features, pale complexion, slender figure and a deferential winning smile.  She agreed to b2b for +40 without quibble and shed her clothes from the off.  She has a few little rolls of slack tummy, probably from bearing babies, the rest of her was slender with smooth skin (no stubble on legs) and a moderate tuft of hair below.  No objection to being gently touched and diddled, massage was ok, she can put some strength into it but wouldn't say she's very skilled. Oily body slides were done quite gracefully, she managed a few lengthy ones with clean dismounts from the table when I feared she had misjudged it.  No kissing, received oral quietly but responsively.   HR was oily and languid but ended a bit "choke the chicken" which put a dampener on things.   Sweet demeanour, she was quite flirty with her ministrations, asking if I wanted to be in her as she stroked out my relief, which was tempting but I hadn't intended a full on punt and hadn't any spare cash, presume just another 20 would've got me in upto my rubbered hilt (she offered to go get a condom)  :dash:

Not sure I'd repeat only because of her "chokehold" but perhaps worth a second chance for a full course after trying other unknowns.   :unknown:

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Has anyone tested the water with this SP - External Link/Members Only
I remember seeing a thread with same picture (1st pic) but can’t locate it

Offline Gressy

Hi all,
Visited Dst Chinese massage Ewell Sunday for half hour and saw yoyo.
She's mid 30s with pleasant face(mask on).
Good strong massage skills and on the turnover naked he for 30 although no touching she said :(. She had a nice pair although slightly flabby stomach and shaved. I like a hairy muff for visual impact.
Overall was good although got the hurry up even though there was plenty of time.
I have been a few times here just for the convenience. Always mid to late 30s ladies.
Seen Lisa and Angela too both good with nice assets.


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Met "Nana" at Elverson Rd for 30 mins (25 quid), not sure which days she actually works as she was not named by the call taker when listing the girls the night before, she was standing in for Lucy, whom I can't recall knowing.  Apparently works in a place in Canary Wharf but didn't name it.

Around 5'5", clearly late 30s+, attractive Chinese mum look about her with rounded facial features, pale complexion, slender figure and a deferential winning smile.  She agreed to b2b for +40 without quibble and shed her clothes from the off.  She has a few little rolls of slack tummy, probably from bearing babies, the rest of her was slender with smooth skin (no stubble on legs) and a moderate tuft of hair below.  No objection to being gently touched and diddled, massage was ok, she can put some strength into it but wouldn't say she's very skilled. Oily body slides were done quite gracefully, she managed a few lengthy ones with clean dismounts from the table when I feared she had misjudged it.  No kissing, received oral quietly but responsively.   HR was oily and languid but ended a bit "choke the chicken" which put a dampener on things.   Sweet demeanour, she was quite flirty with her ministrations, asking if I wanted to be in her as she stroked out my relief, which was tempting but I hadn't intended a full on punt and hadn't any spare cash, presume just another 20 would've got me in upto my rubbered hilt (she offered to go get a condom)  :dash:

Not sure I'd repeat only because of her "chokehold" but perhaps worth a second chance for a full course after trying other unknowns.   :unknown:

Hi LL....cheers for the 'review''..

Can you kindly supply any links to adverts, or phone numbers please? ..
Cheers..  :hi:

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I remember seeing a thread with same picture (1st pic) but can’t locate it

I'd lay money that's a straight ad with zero chance of anything unseemly happening, but I bet the craniosacral therapy hits the spot.

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Has anyone tested the water with this SP - External Link/Members Only
I remember seeing a thread with same picture (1st pic) but can’t locate it

If she's not working in a shop and doing so solo then best ask onthe indie threads

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What is best London massage place for European girls? Would like some variety from Asian ladies.....
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What is best London massage place for European girls? Would like some variety from Asian ladies.....
The shops in paddington around praed street/star street often have ee girls

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The shops in paddington around praed street/star street often have ee girls

As do those in Soho, Baker St, East London, Cricklewood just do the reading

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I remember seeing a thread with same picture (1st pic) but can’t locate it

As per LLPunting suggestion, thought I’ll post this here
Be great to hear any experiences with this SP before I book

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Bit of a (very) longshot

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Going to try out this tomorrow but on off chance wondering if anyone knew anything about her? I'm assuming/hoping that when she talks about magical hands that I'll get a HE but will let you know

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Bit of a (very) longshot

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Going to try out this tomorrow but on off chance wondering if anyone knew anything about her? I'm assuming/hoping that when she talks about magical hands that I'll get a HE but will let you know

Says she is working as an independent SP, so you should be posting in the correct thread, ie Independent providers.

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Hey,
I saw this SP in March. A link to my review at the bottom.

Overview: Attractive SP, early 30, decent service but no reach unders or teasing until the turn. Therefore a neutral for me. But worth a go if you are in the area and fancy a B2B and HR, rather than more... I paid £60 for 30min b2b, HR included.
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Has anyone been to Finlandia Sauna & Massage recently? What is the place / SP / service like? The last review was of more than 2 years ago.

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Gave them a call. They have a mixture of ladies (nationality and age) and even a post op tranny working there.

Think I’ll give it a wide berth

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Says she is working as an independent SP, so you should be posting in the correct thread, ie Independent providers.
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Bit of a (very) longshot

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Going to try out this tomorrow but on off chance wondering if anyone knew anything about her? I'm assuming/hoping that when she talks about magical hands that I'll get a HE but will let you know
Pleasant lady massage takes place in her kitchen she does provide HE

Offline Jeffers77

When to see Daojai 2 weeks ago near Victoria Station (very close to Bleecker burger - the dream combination). Paid for half an hour - £30 and £30 naked massage (sadly not b2b). She is a pretty good masseuse and really friendly/nice but she was pretty mechanical and not the most sensual. Could just about touch her tits, but that was it, and the HJ was businesslike.

Pity as she is such a nice girl.

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Met new girl Aleya or as she pronounced it Elia, was told Brazilian, she spoke perfect English with no hint of a latin accent, slim 5:6 dark skin long curly hair toned legs and muscular arms, size 6, has a tattoo on her right thigh and stretch marks possibility a child? I would say mid twenties, went for 30 minutes for £35, face down the massage part was reasonable, turned over and she asked the usual question, went for b2b, no discussion about price, eas asked to turn face down again, some body slides with bra on!!, then reach under and CC swipes, turned face up again for second time, she stayed in her bra and panties and continued with some slides and then an okish tug during which she pulled her bra down to reveal a disappointing droopy tits, £40 for her services and that was that. Will not repeat.

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Met new girl Aleya or as she pronounced it Elia, was told Brazilian, she spoke perfect English with no hint of a latin accent, slim 5:6 dark skin long curly hair toned legs and muscular arms, size 6, has a tattoo on her right thigh and stretch marks possibility a child? I would say mid twenties, went for 30 minutes for £35, face down the massage part was reasonable, turned over and she asked the usual question, went for b2b, no discussion about price, eas asked to turn face down again, some body slides with bra on!!, then reach under and CC swipes, turned face up again for second time, she stayed in her bra and panties and continued with some slides and then an okish tug during which she pulled her bra down to reveal a disappointing droopy tits, £40 for her services and that was that. Will not repeat.

Sorry for your disappointing session but do you think you could give us a clue as to where this meet with Aleya took place ?

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Met new girl Aleya or as she pronounced it Elia, was told Brazilian, she spoke perfect English with no hint of a latin accent, slim 5:6 dark skin long curly hair toned legs and muscular arms, size 6, has a tattoo on her right thigh and stretch marks possibility a child? I would say mid twenties, went for 30 minutes for £35, face down the massage part was reasonable, turned over and she asked the usual question, went for b2b, no discussion about price, eas asked to turn face down again, some body slides with bra on!!, then reach under and CC swipes, turned face up again for second time, she stayed in her bra and panties and continued with some slides and then an okish tug during which she pulled her bra down to reveal a disappointing droopy tits, £40 for her services and that was that. Will not repeat.

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Met new girl Aleya or as she pronounced it Elia, was told Brazilian, she spoke perfect English with no hint of a latin accent, slim 5:6 dark skin long curly hair toned legs and muscular arms, size 6, has a tattoo on her right thigh and stretch marks possibility a child? I would say mid twenties, went for 30 minutes for £35, face down the massage part was reasonable, turned over and she asked the usual question, went for b2b, no discussion about price, eas asked to turn face down again, some body slides with bra on!!, then reach under and CC swipes, turned face up again for second time, she stayed in her bra and panties and continued with some slides and then an okish tug during which she pulled her bra down to reveal a disappointing droopy tits, £40 for her services and that was that. Will not repeat.

I'm guessing this was Skyline?  Management mentioned another new girl in this week from Brazil.

I met Katie, their new Spanish addition.  Good English; 5'7+; slim; dark, curled hair; plain though not unattractive face; probably As in bra.  Strong enough but not skilled enough to deliver a professional massage, she is still quite effective without any formal training.  No sensuality and clearly would rather not be doing extras as she was in no rush for the turn or to elicit a response from my other brain.  She is aware that more than HR is available on premises but after agreeing to b2b for 40 she then only disrobed to her underwear, I told her to forget it and went without, thankfully I hadn't handed over the cash and she hadn't asked.  Sadly another girl who should be doing something else.   :dash:

Skyline need to get some genuine game girls in, regardless of age, or they will soon be no better than a clip joint.

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Coco @ Elverson

Another Chinese matron around 40s with a pleasant face and demeanour.  OK English; 5'3"ish; mumsy bod with a little bit of birth-belly; As with very responsive half-inchers; lovely soft, smooth pale skin.  Quite good sensual touch, massage ok.  All services at usual prices.  I took b2b but discovered she had awful food breath even with her mask on.  :vomit: 
She dry humped me between her thighs safely clear of her fanny, limited fingering to the outside was ok but no insies.  No crazy noises.  She offered her breasts for sucking and delivered a fairly handy oily finish over her belly.  She had a quick wash-off in shower and then finished my time out with more sensual massage.  She is in better shape and a little prettier than others there but not one for me to repeat.  :(

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Wasn’t able to arrange a suitable time at the new place in Epsom I’d previously mentioned so ended up here instead:

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Bibi was on reception but she passed me over to someone else for the massage itself. Name is pretty immaterial, s as I strongly suspect this is not a venue where any extras would ever be entertained. Massage itself was great, after a year of lockdown having a skilled Thai Martin walk up and down my back was exactly what I needed, if not everything that I wanted. Temp was taken on entry, and was politely instructed to keep underwear on and cover with towel. Zero hints of more on offer.

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Wasn’t able to arrange a suitable time at the new place in Epsom I’d previously mentioned so ended up here instead:

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Bibi was on reception but she passed me over to someone else for the massage itself. Name is pretty immaterial, s as I strongly suspect this is not a venue where any extras would ever be entertained. Massage itself was great, after a year of lockdown having a skilled Thai Martin walk up and down my back was exactly what I needed, if not everything that I wanted. Temp was taken on entry, and was politely instructed to keep underwear on and cover with towel. Zero hints of more on offer.

Can't be many Martins from Thailand or am I outta touch with new euphemisms for ladyboys or TSs?

Offline tony22

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gave it a try, wasn't chinese so won't interest you sparkus  ;)

was a positive though. won't hurry back for the girl I saw, Emma, but I might give it another try when I'm out that way to see who else works there.

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Offline Pogogo

Noticed two new to me outlets today, Asian Health in a basement on Romilly Street, and an Elements on Frith Street very close to the junction with Shaftsbury, right at the back of the Curzon Soho cinema, wasn't able to venture in alas.

I went to Asian Health Basement Shop on Romilly Street a week or so before the first lockdown last year. At the time they were doing a promotion of £40 for the hour.

It was before I was a member here so I didn't take note of a lot of things I would do now to contribute, but I'll give what I experienced. (Note, this is now over a year ago so everything may have well changed).

I was greeted by a very short MILF type Chinese woman when I walked in and paid the £40 for the hour. She said she was going to do the massage. She had a good size pair of boobs, but she is very small in height.

The massage itself was pretty good, she asked what kind of pressures I'd like and also asked if I had any pains etc that I'd like fixing. It became quite clear after half an hour that extras were available when she pretty much cupped my balls and done some cc swipes. On the flip, she massaged a bit and asked if I'd like extras. When I enquired what was available she said HJ £20. I wasn't after anything else so I went for that.

All in all a good massage and usual price for a happy ending. I've since seen her standing outside the shop on Little Newport Street (the one just down from Everwell that shares an entrance with a taxi company) so not sure if the two shops are linked or she just works in both.

Remember, this was over a year ago when things when things were just starting to kick off, and it was a single visit with one masseuse, so take the above with a pinch of salt.

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Aliya at skyline Lee high road.

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Cheers for the info mate - welcome to the thread.

The only one I know who definitel did rimming was mimi who used to be at everwell but is now on adultwork. She was linked previously in the thread (p 8/9 i think).

There are some others who i'm pretty sure would: sofia https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=145197.0 would almost certainly, or analia incovent garden (shortsgardens?) - just search the name.

As ithappens I saw her the other night prowling the streets of soho (near the walk up massage where agata works). Didnt partake so not sure if its a permenant move


Is Analia still around ? - She was a hot Milf from Malaysia who always seems to be on holiday? She worked at Ekang and then onto Muabo shop.
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Is Analia still around ? - She was a hot Milf from Malaysia who always seems to be on holiday? She worked at Ekang and then onto Muabo shop.
Wow you went into the archives there  :lol:
Analia was more of a gilf than a milf. Havent seen her for a long time, even prior to lockdown though I wasnt as active as before so maybe I just didnt see her.

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My usual venture... Just popped in and saw Nana
Chinese girl, maybe 30', hard to say (mask on all the time).
30 mn massage (£30).
Massage was quite good and after 15 mn plenty of reach under.
Asked to turned over, agreed for BtB (£60). Small and lovely boobs, shaved down there, firm but. She sanitised my hands and rode me.
Few body slides then on my right thigh, wanking me. Access everywhere allowed but not inside. We both kept our masks on all the time.

The only thing is she kept giggling, a bit weird. And doing strange noise with her tongue (like mimick a blow job, or the noise you do when you suck up wine or hot coffee)

Works on Thursday

I ll try to find out if Amy is still there (fun and curvy chinese girl)

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Forever young, West Kensington
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My usual venture... Just popped in and saw Nana
Chinese girl, maybe 30', hard to say (mask on all the time).
30 mn massage (£30).
Massage was quite good and after 15 mn plenty of reach under.
Asked to turned over, agreed for BtB (£60). Small and lovely boobs, shaved down there, firm but. She sanitised my hands and rode me.
Few body slides then on my right thigh, wanking me. Access everywhere allowed but not inside. We both kept our masks on all the time.

The only thing is she kept giggling, a bit weird. And doing strange noise with her tongue (like mimick a blow job, or the noise you do when you suck up wine or hot coffee)

Works on Thursday

I ll try to find out if Amy is still there (fun and curvy chinese girl)

That would be hugely appreciated :hi:

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Aliya at skyline Lee high road.

Anyone seen any veterans at skyline? Is service still decent with them? Most the new ones seem disappointing.

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Anyone seen any veterans at skyline? Is service still decent with them? Most the new ones seem disappointing.

I'm guessing Russian Clair is no longer on the books.

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I'm guessing Russian Clair is no longer on the books.

Management says she's back in her homeland with no news of a return.

No news about any other veterans returning either.  Grim times for us, better times for them I guess.

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Can't be many Martins from Thailand or am I outta touch with new euphemisms for ladyboys or TSs?

Typing too fast on a phone on a forum with no edit function. I meant matron.

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Management says she's back in her homeland with no news of a return.

No news about any other veterans returning either.  Grim times for us, better times for them I guess.

TBF, the Skyline offer is no different from Herbal Clinic Cricklewood or Golden Finger Spa eg United Nations of SPs.

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TBF, the Skyline offer is no different from Herbal Clinic Cricklewood or Golden Finger Spa eg United Nations of SPs.


At least HCC seems to have more young candidates passing through its doors and a seemingly better rate of success.
GFS doesn't get much mention so no idea how it's fairing.

Overview of reports seems to suggest the North (West) London and East London seem to somehow get more (ok, some rather than none) of the genuinely younger Chinese girls.

Will have to try sampling now that I've failed to find a bankable regular in the Enfield corridor.

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At least HCC seems to have more young candidates passing through its doors and a seemingly better rate of success.
GFS doesn't get much mention so no idea how it's fairing.

Overview of reports seems to suggest the North (West) London and East London seem to somehow get more (ok, some rather than none) of the genuinely younger Chinese girls.

Will have to try sampling now that I've failed to find a bankable regular in the Enfield corridor.

If you look on the Massage tab on the front page of the site, the provinces are chocca with big titted Chinese and Thai working their shops.  London just doesn't work financially.

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If you look on the Massage tab on the front page of the site, the provinces are chocca with big titted Chinese and Thai working their shops.  London just doesn't work financially.

Damn!  I need to move to the boonies... I mean boobies.

Offline DickiePunting

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Thursday 12:00 for 30mins

Had the pleasure of 30mins with Bella (works wed,thurs,sat). Bella is mid40s. B cup and a bit of a belly. Massage was meh. Lot of attention on the buttocks and cc swipes. On the turn around 15min mark asked what I wanted. Asked for FS and she said time of the month. So she countered for BJ. Agreed 50 but could have probably gone lower.

Started off by stripping to panties and then hoovered over me. Munched on them for a while and she was clearly enjoying it. We ended up french kissing in the process.
Then she made her way down, suckling on nipple and then down to the ball sacks. Lots of attention on the balls and inner thighs. Then slow BJ. Got to be honest, one of the best BJ ever. Went on for what felt like eternity. Slow and sloppy and just wow. CIM to finish and quick clean/shower and off I went.

All in all pretty good.  :thumbsup:

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Just posted a review of Natalia in Health in Earls Court. Neutral review.

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Anyone seen any veterans at skyline? Is service still decent with them? Most the new ones seem disappointing.

American Tara is probably the only vet I (and everyone else) want to see return!

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American Tara is probably the only vet I (and everyone else) want to see return!

I'd happily see Lauren, Nikki, Hannah, Anna(? pot head living on a river boat?), Clair or Annie return, at least they didn't BB.

BTW I think someone was asking for latest contact details for this shop and Elverson,  only found this one for Skyline External Link/Members Only
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When to see Daojai 2 weeks ago near Victoria Station (very close to Bleecker burger - the dream combination). Paid for half an hour - £30 and £30 naked massage (sadly not b2b). She is a pretty good masseuse and really friendly/nice but she was pretty mechanical and not the most sensual. Could just about touch her tits, but that was it, and the HJ was businesslike.

Pity as she is such a nice girl.

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Was her tits firm and worth the extra for naked massage.   :hi:

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30 mins £30 + £20 HE, £50 total

Went in for 30 mins massage last friday (23rd april) around 11am so pretty quiet time although on very busy street and shop right next to traffic lights so you will get the eyes.

After 2 mins of trying to find the right time to waltz in  :dash: i finally headed thru the doors (screw the jealous taxi drivers lol) and a young mid 20's chinese girl greeted me and instantly said "you do 45min it a more relax", which i said sure thats great but im doing 30mins. paid £30 for 30mins and was lead down to the room and told to strip down

She walks back in after a couple mins and the same lady from reception, i think its just a luck game who walks out cause i think they all wait in a room near the entrance.

Massaged my back first for about 10 mins, was ok but not a proper one, AND YES when was facing down rhere were cc swipes and reach unders. she watches how u react when she initially touched freddy then she asked what i wanted to focus on anything specific and i said i have a bruise on my leg which i do. Then i turned around and she started massaging the bruise near my friend freddy. then he starts to awaken and she said "wow you big" which i said oh thanks or do you like that then she offered HE

She tries to get £50 out of u which is topless HE no Oral. but i said i have only £20 which she accepted. HE was very good with alternating speeds and different techniques not mechanical and not a clock watcher.

after she jerked me off had a quick shower then bye bye.

She said her name is Happy and to ask for her aha
First proper review so hope it was good enough

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30 mins £30 + £20 HE, £50 total

Went in for 30 mins massage last friday (23rd april) around 11am so pretty quiet time although on very busy street and shop right next to traffic lights so you will get the eyes.

After 2 mins of trying to find the right time to waltz in  :dash: i finally headed thru the doors (screw the jealous taxi drivers lol) and a young mid 20's chinese girl greeted me and instantly said "you do 45min it a more relax", which i said sure thats great but im doing 30mins. paid £30 for 30mins and was lead down to the room and told to strip down

She walks back in after a couple mins and the same lady from reception, i think its just a luck game who walks out cause i think they all wait in a room near the entrance.

Massaged my back first for about 10 mins, was ok but not a proper one, AND YES when was facing down rhere were cc swipes and reach unders. she watches how u react when she initially touched freddy then she asked what i wanted to focus on anything specific and i said i have a bruise on my leg which i do. Then i turned around and she started massaging the bruise near my friend freddy. then he starts to awaken and she said "wow you big" which i said oh thanks or do you like that then she offered HE

She tries to get £50 out of u which is topless HE no Oral. but i said i have only £20 which she accepted. HE was very good with alternating speeds and different techniques not mechanical and not a clock watcher.

after she jerked me off had a quick shower then bye bye.

She said her name is Happy and to ask for her aha
First proper review so hope it was good enough
Hey welcome and thanks for your first review  :hi:
A bit more description of the girl would have been nice and maybe what days she works are things that are useful but it was nice and detailed  :drinks:

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30 mins £30 + £20 HE, £50 total

Went in for 30 mins massage last friday (23rd april) around 11am so pretty quiet time although on very busy street and shop right next to traffic lights so you will get the eyes.

After 2 mins of trying to find the right time to waltz in  :dash: i finally headed thru the doors (screw the jealous taxi drivers lol) and a young mid 20's chinese girl greeted me and instantly said "you do 45min it a more relax", which i said sure thats great but im doing 30mins. paid £30 for 30mins and was lead down to the room and told to strip down

She walks back in after a couple mins and the same lady from reception, i think its just a luck game who walks out cause i think they all wait in a room near the entrance.

Massaged my back first for about 10 mins, was ok but not a proper one, AND YES when was facing down rhere were cc swipes and reach unders. she watches how u react when she initially touched freddy then she asked what i wanted to focus on anything specific and i said i have a bruise on my leg which i do. Then i turned around and she started massaging the bruise near my friend freddy. then he starts to awaken and she said "wow you big" which i said oh thanks or do you like that then she offered HE

She tries to get £50 out of u which is topless HE no Oral. but i said i have only £20 which she accepted. HE was very good with alternating speeds and different techniques not mechanical and not a clock watcher.

after she jerked me off had a quick shower then bye bye.

She said her name is Happy and to ask for her aha
First proper review so hope it was good enough

Thanks pal. But more description on the girl would be great though. Did she have decent size tits etc?

Nice review though.

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Thanks pal. But more description on the girl would be great though. Did she have decent size tits etc?

Nice review though.

Lily, the boss lady there, certainly has a pair on her.

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Saw this girl last week. Based about 5 mins walk from Twickenham station. Girl in early 30's, fairly petite but had a bit of a belly overhang (guess had a c-section - wasn't paying close attention to scars). £50/hour for massage is advertised on the ad.

Not a great start as she answered her phone 3-4 times in first 15 minutes. Turns out there is another girl working in the same flat. First 20-25 mins not much happening then she took towel off and said to remove my pants. Another 10 mins of that then as I turned over we discussed rest of the menu

£30 - HE
£50 - Topless HE
£80 - Naked B2B with HE

As it was my first punt in 7-8 months I went for the £80 option. She climbed on top and rubbed pussy against cock for a good while. Had a good feel of pussy/ass. She wouldn't do prostrate massage.

All in all a bit meh. Only considering going back as unlikely I will be commuting in to London for another 6 months and lack of other options in the area.




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Saw this girl last week. Based about 5 mins walk from Twickenham station. Girl in early 30's, fairly petite but had a bit of a belly overhang (guess had a c-section - wasn't paying close attention to scars). £50/hour for massage is advertised on the ad.

Not a great start as she answered her phone 3-4 times in first 15 minutes. Turns out there is another girl working in the same flat. First 20-25 mins not much happening then she took towel off and said to remove my pants. Another 10 mins of that then as I turned over we discussed rest of the menu

£30 - HE
£50 - Topless HE
£80 - Naked B2B with HE

As it was my first punt in 7-8 months I went for the £80 option. She climbed on top and rubbed pussy against cock for a good while. Had a good feel of pussy/ass. She wouldn't do prostrate massage.

All in all a bit meh. Only considering going back as unlikely I will be commuting in to London for another 6 months and lack of other options in the area.


£80 for b2b? Man, that was too much. No critiscism, if you get what you want, and you're happy. But £130 for an hour of massage and b2b? Did you try and knock her down?