London massage shop mini reviews

[Adamsfamily55]

Tried to contact Alina’s Massage room in Chingford as thought would be a good start back into things. Sadly phone rang out a few times and online it says permanently closed so unsure if services are available

She confirmed to me she was open on Monday

[sparkus]

I won't disclose on a public forum.

No, fair enough.  You're easily the best informed on the comings and goings of TCMland on here

[jonny6612]

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Massage at Natural Tree Therapy at Edgeware
The advert says that it is a new shop with Indian girls as well
Any lead on this ?
Has anyone been there ?
They also have girls of various  other ethnicities .
Would someone be willing to TOFTT ?
This one sounds a bit like the Herbal Clinic at Cricklewood

It's not a new shop - been there around 4 years but it changed ownership at the end of 2019.  Ive been twice over the years - one of those was good but the other visit was nothing special.  The girls are generally not that attractive in my opinion - I visited a number of times to see who was working but walked as nobody appealed.  Ive never seen an indian girl there - tended to be eastern european or chinese.

Herbal Clinic Cricklewood has much better looking ladies, but the massage element tends to be dire.  At Natural Tree I did get a reasonable massage for the first 30-40 minutes.  Both visits had 30-40 minutes regular massage, followed by extras for £40 extra; i agreed b2b for £40 with the good visit being a proper b2b but the other visit consisting of merely naked hr.

My last visit was over a year ago just after the change of ownership so I certainly don't have a recent experience to draw upon.  Not a place I can recommend and I will only pop in when I'm in the area - I certainly wouldn't recommend making a special trip there.

[rebelsurge]

No, fair enough.  You're easily the best informed on the comings and goings of TCMland on here

Lucy has this week opened a second shop in Paddington near her Well Health shop.

Paddington Spa 197 Praed Street

[youngfire]

I have been looking for a massage place around Shepherd’s bush on this thread but can’t find any? Do you know of any good ones there?   

[Mothball15]

Indeed, I mis-read his statements as he'd intended them.  Apols to him and thanks to you. 

Thank you guys.
Have a nice summer.    :-)

[LLPunting]

Tina will not be returning to Elverson road.

Congrats on the nuptials.   

Can hear Cilla screaming for the first UKP legal conjugals.

[alexm40]

I have been looking for a massage place around Shepherd’s bush on this thread but can’t find any? Do you know of any good ones there?   

Fuhe

[jamesbb]

Fuhe - agreed usually a good bet - attempted today, paid not insubstantial £60 for 1 hour deep tissue, shown to room by rather chunky 30 year old with specs....undressed, waited for her return....and waited...whilst heard animated conversation with her colleague on the desk. 15 mins pass, dressed, refunded and walked....
Not an overly auspicious start to the new season!

[FlaccidChimp]

venue: skyline

girl: Nisa, polish & turkish

Appearance She is a young girl probably in her early twenties. She is around 5 ft 3 and approx a size 8. She is a pretty slim girl. Her body shape looked nice to me. Id' give her face maybe a 6/10. One thing that some may not like is she has small breasts. It didn't bother me but they they're the smallest I've seen on a masseuse so far. They're probably an A cup.

Service The massage was okay with a few good rubs here and there, but overall mediocre. She asked me if I wanted my front massaged to which I said yes. After a dozen seconds of front massaging she asked me if I want extras. I said yes B2B and she asked me what I usually pay. I said 40. She accepted and stripped down. She got completely naked and began grinding against my member. Eventually she was stroking my cock while rubbing against me. She didn't rub her naked body all over me and I never tried to touch her kitty. Her hand job was pretty good and the highlight of the event.

I orgasmed then hopped in the shower. When I got back she was fully clothed. As I left there was another customer waiting and she was the only masseuse there. So she clearly didn't wash between mine and his session. That put me off and is a hygiene issue to me.

[youngfire]

Thanks for the recommendation on Fuhe! Just visited it and it was good, I had an asian masseuse on her 30s decent looking and did a nice massage and tit wank...good way to celebrate end of lockdown and good first experience on the massage shops world!

[Xungas]

I've been today to Chorfaa in Northfields External Link/Members Only
I like the place, very clean wich is the main reason to go there for the moment, definitely not for the girls unless the girl at the reception would do the massage!
Usually I get a massage without any close action but at least is a proper massage. By the end the girl asks if I want extras, just hand relief, I don't think anything else is on the menu. Usually I pay 20 and that's it.. Kind of OK for the time being.
However, this time around I just got the massage and no extra was offered! Quite disappointing!
I'll probably try again next week to see if I was unlucky or they stopped offering extras.

[stampjones]

Thanks for the recommendation on Fuhe! Just visited it and it was good, I had an asian masseuse on her 30s decent looking and did a nice massage and tit wank...good way to celebrate end of lockdown and good first experience on the massage shops world!

Would be useful to give a bit more info: name, cost, description of girl

[LLPunting]

Would be useful to give a bit more info: name, cost, description of girl

You'd have thought 4.5 years of UKP study would've amounted to something... even a review     

[LLPunting]

I've been today to Chorfaa in Northfields External Link/Members Only
I like the place, very clean wich is the main reason to go there for the moment, definitely not for the girls unless the girl at the reception would do the massage!
Usually I get a massage without any close action but at least is a proper massage. By the end the girl asks if I want extras, just hand relief, I don't think anything else is on the menu. Usually I pay 20 and that's it.. Kind of OK for the time being.
However, this time around I just got the massage and no extra was offered! Quite disappointing!
I'll probably try again next week to see if I was unlucky or they stopped offering extras.

Your repeated postings about this place confuse me,  you only mention the two times (1st and then most recent) you didn't get an offer of extras yet you say "usually",yet your accounts tally to several extras taken (i.e. more than twice).  So what is more usual, to be offered or to be denied?
But if you're shopping for extras why go to a dry well again?  You've not mentioned if different, new girls work there each week.  Why not go to the many places mentioned in this thread and others and in reviews?

[Moneyd]

Your repeated postings about this place confuse me,  you only mention the two times (1st and then most recent) you didn't get an offer of extras yet you say "usually",yet your accounts tally to several extras taken (i.e. more than twice).  So what is more usual, to be offered or to be denied?
But if you're shopping for extras why go to a dry well again?  You've not mentioned if different, new girls work there each week.  Why not go to the many places mentioned in this thread and others and in reviews?

I nearly went there yesterday. Was told Lisa and Chin (or Tin) was working. Who did you see OP?

I’ve been there three times before and always had HE.

I agree about the receptionist though. I asked her once and she said she doesn’t do massage.

I get the impression that this place is legit, but the girls get away with extras if they can.

I’m going to try them again when opportunity allows as I live not far.

[kewrghwr]

I've been today to Chorfaa in Northfields External Link/Members Only
I like the place, very clean wich is the main reason to go there for the moment, definitely not for the girls unless the girl at the reception would do the massage!
Usually I get a massage without any close action but at least is a proper massage. By the end the girl asks if I want extras, just hand relief, I don't think anything else is on the menu. Usually I pay 20 and that's it.. Kind of OK for the time being.
However, this time around I just got the massage and no extra was offered! Quite disappointing!
I'll probably try again next week to see if I was unlucky or they stopped offering extras.

Have you tried the Osterlies outfit in Kew Bridge/Chiswick? Very reliable and usually decent looking girls

[LLPunting]

I nearly went there yesterday. Was told Lisa and Chin (or Tin) was working. Who did you see OP?

I’ve been there three times before and always had HE.

I agree about the receptionist though. I asked her once and she said she doesn’t do massage.

I get the impression that this place is legit, but the girls get away with extras if they can.

I’m going to try them again when opportunity allows as I live not far.

Thanks for your added intel 
Any names you can pin to definite extras?
Any girls to avoid?
Any girls known to work on certain days?
 

[CoolTiger]

Thanks for the recommendation on Fuhe! Just visited it and it was good, I had an asian masseuse on her 30s decent looking and did a nice massage and tit wank...good way to celebrate end of lockdown and good first experience on the massage shops world!

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You have been a member for nearly 6 years now.

Friendly advice, you need to start contributing on here, otherwise don't expect to last much longer.

You have been warned.

[Moneyd]

Have you tried the Osterlies outfit in Kew Bridge/Chiswick? Very reliable and usually decent looking girls

I can’t fine their gumtree add. Do you have it, or their number?

[Moneyd]

Thanks for your added intel 
Any names you can pin to definite extras?
Any girls to avoid?
Any girls known to work on certain days?
 

I can’t remember any names, it was last summer. Sorry, school but error I know.

[Xungas]

Your repeated postings about this place confuse me,  you only mention the two times (1st and then most recent) you didn't get an offer of extras yet you say "usually",yet your accounts tally to several extras taken (i.e. more than twice).  So what is more usual, to be offered or to be denied?
But if you're shopping for extras why go to a dry well again?  You've not mentioned if different, new girls work there each week.  Why not go to the many places mentioned in this thread and others and in reviews?

Sorry didn't want to confuse anyone! This is the only place I can sneak of the house for less than an hour and get a massage! I blame covid and bloody working from home with the missus!
Went to Chorfaa a few times indeed.. First time back in 2019 I would say just to try it out. Then the whole covid came and then it was not really a choice, I went there again last year a few more times (4 or 5) and got extras. Now this time I really got surprised not to be offered. So that's why I posted just more like a don't take it for granted!

[LLPunting]

Sorry didn't want to confuse anyone! This is the only place I can sneak of the house for less than an hour and get a massage! I blame covid and bloody working from home with the missus!
Went to Chorfaa a few times indeed.. First time back in 2019 I would say just to try it out. Then the whole covid came and then it was not really a choice, I went there again last year a few more times (4 or 5) and got extras. Now this time I really got surprised not to be offered. So that's why I posted just more like a don't take it for granted!

Thanks for the clarification.   So it's a "functional" tossing off point if you don't mind unattractive/ambivalent matrons doing the honours?
Any names or days to particularly avoid or prefer?

[Nicknickson]

Went to Baker Streer Organic Remedies on my way home from the office. Saw Lilly, slightly chubby Chinese girl, still attractive.

Asked if i want soft or medium. Asked for soft and then it was immediately into cc swipes and sensual massage. No pretence at all of why i was there. Was brill. Shes very good at teasing.

Flipped over and offered b2b, but i went for the hj only as didn't have that much on me. Was again very good, slow and teasing for ages before finishing.

[LLPunting]

Went to Baker Streer Organic Remedies on my way home from the office. Saw Lilly, slightly chubby Chinese girl, still attractive.

Asked if i want soft or medium. Asked for soft and then it was immediately into cc swipes and sensual massage. No pretence at all of why i was there. Was brill. Shes very good at teasing.

Flipped over and offered b2b, but i went for the hj only as didn't have that much on me. Was again very good, slow and teasing for ages before finishing.

Thanks for the update.
How much was she asking for her options?

[studentoflife]

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A fairly rundown salon on a busy high street in deptford. Not discrete at all, if you care about such things.

Services are made very clear when you contact them, the usual 20/40 HE/b2b.

The premises was clean enough, but as I say it’s not exactly a posh neighbourhood so it it still comes off a bit grimy.

I didn’t ask for the names of the ladies working there, there were two and both safely in their late 40s.

The massage was pretty standard, and I opted for HE, which to her credit was done well. Was offered a shower afterwards but didn’t like the look of it.

The experience was about as unremarkable as it gets, but it certainly wasn’t negative. Personally I wouldn’t return unless desperate, but I reckon it’s a safe bet.

[TP84]

Was working in Hammersmith yesterday early evening so took a stroll down Shepherds Bush road , Fuhe and Relaxation Oasis were open. 

This got me thinking, Natural Ways Baker Street must be open, so I called Natural Ways Baker Street and they are open! the lady on the phone did say the rates for massage have gone up by 10 pound.

[emmapunton]

Visited Layla on Monday at Skyline. Good looking but IMO not wow. Curvy, great bum, fake boobs and a big clit. Paperwork done for a 30 min sesh - very, VERY glad I did not opt for an hour. Ok massage with the usual CC swipes. On the turn over, was given options - HJ, naked B2B, covered BJ and FS at a crazy £100. Agreed B2B for 50 which I personally still think was pricey in retrospect but it has been a long year with one punt so got myself to blame for that. More embarrassingly was not lasting very long with the HE. A disappointing return for me, through no fault of her own, although it is a hobby i try not to dabble in regularly as money is tight these days so i try to stick with what i know/knew.

[Wankingdead]

Saw New girl Mia at skyline, Portuguese early 20’s 5:6 size 6 olive skin dark hair in a bob, 30 minutes meh massage with about a barrel of oil ( still trying to get rid of it), massaged my back to death eventually I had to ask to turn, asked her if she does extras to which she gave a weird list of services, topless is £20, topless with touching £30 ( only above the belt), happy end £30, no kissing, no touching below naval and she kept her mask on all the time, negotiated topless touching and HE for £40, which if I didn’t bother, she was cold and distant and her hand job miserable to say the least. Total damage £75. I doubt if there is any more milage in her and not worth the trouble. 

[LLPunting]

venue: skyline

girl: Nisa, polish & turkish
...

Visited Layla on Monday at Skyline. Good looking but IMO not wow...

Saw New girl Mia at skyline...I doubt if there is any more milage in her and not worth the trouble.

Thanks to the 3 intrepids above for taking 3 swings. 
That's 2 strikes and a possible foul for Skyline in the first week of opening.         

They were having recruiting problems before 2020 so it looks like things haven't improved despite the possibilities from a "downturn".  Add to that my wave off on Amira and the "new" flat along the way and it's looking pretty grim for the Lee High Rd.   

Sadly there could be a full shift of punters disappointed like WD was, I was told there weren't any appointments left for her.

Anyone tried Luna after the return or Lisa?  Services suffered or prices inflated?  Don't go if you haven't been, I'm sure there are some other less vocal UKPers here who probably have already popped in to pop off.   

[Nicknickson]

Thanks for the update.
How much was she asking for her options?

She started with £80 for b2b. Which i said no to. So went for hj for £30

[Johnny]

Visited Anno massage near Epsom last week. Was calling round for option for this weekend, but they said they were already open and I had time free so thought I’d take a punt. Didn’t get name of the lady there, but was impressed by what I could see. Mask remained on throughout, she was about 5’4”, slim, probably a b cup with a fairly pert bum.

£45 for 60, strong massage with heated oil. No swipes or grazes and a towel covered me throughout, so I feared the worst. Nevertheless in the turn she asked if I wanted anything else, but only HR on offer. £20 agreed, a very nice slow tease started with more oil drizzled all over my front. Ended with hands my hands on her downstairs, so maybe more could be offer. Yes I didn’t get her name, sorry for that, I’m out of practice.

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[LLPunting]

Visited Anno massage near Epsom last week. Was calling round for option for this weekend, but they said they were already open and I had time free so thought I’d take a punt. Didn’t get name of the lady there, but was impressed by what I could see. Mask remained on throughout, she was about 5’4”, slim, probably a b cup with a fairly pert bum.

£45 for 60, strong massage with heated oil. No swipes or grazes and a towel covered me throughout, so I feared the worst. Nevertheless in the turn she asked if I wanted anything else, but only HR on offer. £20 agreed, a very nice slow tease started with more oil drizzled all over my front. Ended with hands my hands on her downstairs, so maybe more could be offer. Yes I didn’t get her name, sorry for that, I’m out of practice.

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What day did you go?  Did you ask about the days she works?
What colour skin does she have?
Hair colour and length/style?
Race?
Nationality?
Accent?

Even if you failed with the name you could help us out with a few more details.

[Kensingtonboy]

This one is less of a new review as an update on a lady I have seen before

My Familiar haunt is herbal clinic Cricklewood, not visited for over a year and thought to dip my toe back in the massage waters. Booked an hour with Daria (Russian - not likely!)

Plenty said about the place professional,  clean small rooms.

On first visit to Daria overwhelming feeling was young friendly girl, nice body,  very inexperienced, Massage was shit and probably got away with a little bit more In the form of some gentle fingering than I would with the more experience girls.

On this visit her demeanour was more polite professional, but definitely somebody you now knows the ropes. massage itself was much improved, she responded well to some encouraging on my part for a more sensual element. Some lovely reach unders and ball caressing, sadly no credit card swipes!

When the question came of extras was given the new menu which had increased in price by £10 for naked hand job £50.  Since no treats for over a year I thought fuck it and went for it anyway.  When the kit came off what I was immediately impressed by was the fact that she had put on a touch of weight and most of that touch was on her tits,  her bra could barely contain them.  I do love a petite body with a big pair of firm tits.  Massage continued and Was allowed access to the tits but was warned off playing with her nipples as they were sensitive,  tried to touch her pussy and was gently moved away.  All in all she was much more assertive about what she will allow and what she won’t.  The hand job itself was delivered skilfully and cleanup was professional. 

I left on a bit of a high as tits were absolutely magnificent but then thought I just paid £50 for a hand job and £50 for the massage, and later just thought to myself it isn’t worth it.  For the same money I could get equally attractive girl for between 30 and 45 minutes fuck the shit out of her and may even get to cum in her mouth. 

I fear my massage days might be coming to an end at these prices

Anyway for those of you who love a big magnificent pair of tits Daria is with a shot

[sparkus]

I also saw "overdeveloped" Daria this week, based on past reviews it seemed a secure bet for my re-entry.  I called up when near and was told she and two other girls were available, though when I got there I was given a choice of just two.  The second was much better looking and had a decent pair of C/Ds but after so long away I obviously plucked for Daria and her huge pair.

Daria has a bit of a plain yet harsh face but the room was so dark I could have been massaged by a total stunner and been none the wiser.  The massage itself was to a formulaic set pattern around the body, not unskilled but only just did the job.

I was also quoted £50 for a naked HJ on the flip, no b2b either.  I said I only had £40 on me so she begrudingly accepted that for a topless HJ, though there was no resistance when I hiked her jeggings down later.  The pendulous chebs are huge on her skinny body (her bony ribcage is very prominent), disproportionately so but par for the course with some Roms.

Only light kissing of them was allowed, no full on sucking of the puppies for me.  She has a bit of a peachy butt.  The HJ itself she took her time on, not quite edging but a slow build up and she skillfully drained every drop before cleaning me up meticulously. 

I'm quite keen to return to sample the other 'muitlcultural' staff (the location now works well for me) but not Daria.

[Atrueyorkie]

Went as I was curious on the Caribbean option and had the urge to empty. Paid 40 for 45 minutes and chose Charlene.

First time and would say it isn’t really a discrete location and the entrance hallway is narrow as hell.

Got double booked as well so I have a feeling they just say yes to whoever calls and deal with double bookings in person.

Massage was good, nothing sensual but you could tell she had some actual qualifications and on the flip same thing even though my raging trooper was in her face she continued unfazed.

Decent chat and she’s definitely older than on the Ad, feel they always twist a bit of facts on the advertisements.

Negotiated 30 for topless as I was quoted a ridiculous 60 for HE. She did strangely tease with stroking it but not HE. Also has a great decent size bubble butt.

[Johnny]

What day did you go?  Did you ask about the days she works?
What colour skin does she have?
Hair colour and length/style?
Race?
Nationality?
Accent?

Even if you failed with the name you could help us out with a few more details.

She was Chinese, little to no accent. Black hair tied up, estimated shoulder length. Like I said I’m out of practice and was more concerned with getting in and out without being seen than getting all her details.

In other news there is a new place in Epsom,

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Will TOFTT and get a review done in the next week or so, just need to book another work visit to the area.

[Tedbandy]

Gonna ease myself in gently, after the first lockdown I was like a dog with two dicks and I ended up spending a fortune and not really enjoying it as much as I should.

I have a HL and will stick to that, as work and funds allow.

Fair play.

I have a window of opportunity today so im like a dog with three dicks trawling through the latest posts on this thread!

[sweet69revenge]

Fair play.

I have a window of opportunity today so im like a dog with three dicks trawling through the latest posts on this thread!

Very similar situation here too 😅

[Hugeadmirer]

Went as I was curious on the Caribbean option and had the urge to empty. Paid 40 for 45 minutes and chose Charlene.

First time and would say it isn’t really a discrete location and the entrance hallway is narrow as hell.

Got double booked as well so I have a feeling they just say yes to whoever calls and deal with double bookings in person.

Massage was good, nothing sensual but you could tell she had some actual qualifications and on the flip same thing even though my raging trooper was in her face she continued unfazed.

Decent chat and she’s definitely older than on the Ad, feel they always twist a bit of facts on the advertisements.

Negotiated 30 for topless as I was quoted a ridiculous 60 for HE. She did strangely tease with stroking it but not HE. Also has a great decent size bubble butt.

Where are you referring to?

[Atrueyorkie]

Where are you referring to?

Herbal clinic Cricklewood

[Jiimmy]

Has anyone been to Finlandia Sauna & Massage recently? What is the place / SP / service like? The last review was of more than 2 years ago.

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[AndrewSE13]

Hi - I saw Lisa at Skyline Lewisham today. She's still on form, and if anything a bit more chilled. Was worth the visit. Just posted a review (my first, since joining earlier this year)

[Backtoreality]

What new flat?

Are they moving? The rooms are awful to be fair.

I saw Layla...will post review shortly...

[Samtito]

I also saw "overdeveloped" Daria this week, based on past reviews it seemed a secure bet for my re-entry.  I called up when near and was told she and two other girls were available, though when I got there I was given a choice of just two.  The second was much better looking and had a decent pair of C/Ds but after so long away I obviously plucked for Daria and her huge pair.

Daria has a bit of a plain yet harsh face but the room was so dark I could have been massaged by a total stunner and been none the wiser.  The massage itself was to a formulaic set pattern around the body, not unskilled but only just did the job.

I was also quoted £50 for a naked HJ on the flip, no b2b either.  I said I only had £40 on me so she begrudingly accepted that for a topless HJ, though there was no resistance when I hiked her jeggings down later.  The pendulous chebs are huge on her skinny body (her bony ribcage is very prominent), disproportionately so but par for the course with some Roms.

Only light kissing of them was allowed, no full on sucking of the puppies for me.  She has a bit of a peachy butt.  The HJ itself she took her time on, not quite edging but a slow build up and she skillfully drained every drop before cleaning me up meticulously. 

I'm quite keen to return to sample the other 'muitlcultural' staff (the location now works well for me) but not Daria.

Agree with not Daria she rice the price and she is not the best there...

[Fully Sated]

Hi - I saw Lisa at Skyline Lewisham today. She's still on form, and if anything a bit more chilled. Was worth the visit. Just posted a review (my first, since joining earlier this year)

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=304325.0

[RAJEC]

Has anyone been to Finlandia Sauna & Massage recently? What is the place / SP / service like? The last review was of more than 2 years ago.

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Looking back at reviews on here it seems mixed...

Why don’t you toftt?

[Juulesy]

Agree with not Daria she rice the price and she is not the best there...

Used to like Polish Roza so might try another Polish one there. Not sure about the recent crop though.  I always find Well Health in Paddington a much safer bet as value for money goes.

[Samtito]

Absolute agree with you, Roza is stunning the only negative is no allow touch intimate part and no b2b but she is beautiful cracker body and very professional...

[y2w902]

Went to Herbal Clinic in Cricklewood on Monday as I had some spare time before a haircut.

I'm not sure who I saw (forgot to ask for her name) but I think she was likely eastern European, late 20s. Perkyish b cup boobs and in decent shape. I did have to sit and wait for about 10 mins before I went into the room.

Did £30 half hour massage, there were no swipes or teases during the massage, the massage itself wasn't too bad. When she asked me to turnover she asked if I wanted a happy ending and whether a HJ, topless or B2B. I went for a topless HJ, £30 (so I think you guys above way overpaid for £50). She did a nice slow buildup and then drained me fully.