London massage shop mini reviews

[Samtito]

I'll try tomorrow morning , absolute over pay 50 £ ....

[stampjones]

Lucy, Golden Sunshine Health, North End Road, West Ken.

Not been doing too much FSBM recently but was really desperate to try some after lockdown. Wasnt expecting much tbh as most of my recent ones have been the usual okish kind of experiences that we all seem to get these days. But I was happily surprised. This was the best session Ive had for a looong time.

Was just wandering NER and came to the shop. Lucy was at the desk so I went in. Tbh she didnt look like much at first. My impression was she was maybe 40, small, thin and flat chested, but I just wanted some action and she seemed pleasant enough so I went for it. 30 for 30.

Room is very good with a shower and proper massage table. I stripped, ignoring the towel on the table. Lucy came in and got on with the massage. It was fantastic. Nice and firm, really warming up the muscles in my back and legs. She didnt go for any CC swipes or anything but she did seem to be rubbing her pussy into my hands. As she was wearing ultratight leggings this was nice. After the massage she asked if I wanted to turn and if I wanted extras.

By now Id revised my age estimate down to maybe early 30s or possibly even younger but I could see that she was pretty good looking. I asked prices and she said 30/50, the latter for b2b. I opted for that without attempting to negotiate. First post lockdown punt, the last thing I wanted was any protracted shit.

Lucy took off her clothes and what a body. Nice arse, thin and what a great pair of B tits with fantastic nips. She started to play with my cock and chest and I returned the complement getting those beautiful titties in my mouth. Nipples responded beautifully. What followed was a pretty steamy session almost at the level of a decent seeking girl. It was very sensuous with nice snogging. Access all areas was allowed. I thought of asking if she did sex but I didnt want to break the flow and get into more negotiations so I just went with what she was doing until she brought me off with what was probably the best HJ Ive ever had (Im not into furious 100mph jerking and neither it seems, is she. She kept going until every last drop was out.

All in all it was a really fantastic session. I’ll definitely go back and maybe see if she does a bit more.

[Jonestown]

Lucy, Golden Sunshine Health, North End Road, West Ken.

All in all it was a really fantastic session. I’ll definitely go back and maybe see if she does a bit more.

Thanks for the review, I've been past this place quite often, but never tempted, have to give it a try now.

Lucy always seems to be a lucky name when it comes to FBSM .

[jamesbb]

Likewise, thanks very much. Only time I ventured 18 months ago, the shop was populated by Roms and I walked. Assume by the enthusiastic service that Lucy is oriental? In any event, excellent find.

[stampjones]

Likewise, thanks very much. Only time I ventured 18 months ago, the shop was populated by Roms and I walked. Assume by the enthusiastic service that Lucy is oriental? In any event, excellent find.

Doh bit of vital information to miss out - yes she’s chinese. Decent english

[stampjones]

Doh bit of vital information to miss out - yes she’s chinese. Decent english

Oh and some more detail for LLP as I know you get upset when we miss stuff out:
Long dark hair; fresh, shaved pussy. No belly or obvious signs of baby. No tattoos.
The shower was also really decent.
b2b was just what I described above. No body slides etc which was fine by me.

[stampjones]

One more minor detail on Lucy - works Thursday and Saturday I believe.
Apologies - maybe one day when Ive written one or two of these things I might actually remember to put all the info in there

[jamesbb]

Thanks ! Very fully briefed, will join the queue....

[LLPunting]

Oh and some more detail for LLP as I know you get upset when we miss stuff out:
Long dark hair; fresh, shaved pussy. No belly or obvious signs of baby. No tattoos.
The shower was also really decent.
b2b was just what I described above. No body slides etc which was fine by me.

 

[kewrghwr]

Visited Ellen Osterlies Ellen at the Chiswick branch. Usual first rate service albeit with her in a mask, slightly irked to find the price for 30 mins B2B has gone up £5 to £65. She also confirmed the outfit are no longer operating out of Relax Life at Kew Bridge.

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[sparkus]

Interesting...

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[LLPunting]

Interesting...

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Oh, go on then, you know you want to!  Let us know what time you book and we'll give you a minute's silence.

[LLPunting]

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A fairly rundown salon on a busy high street in deptford. Not discrete at all, if you care about such things.

Services are made very clear when you contact them, the usual 20/40 HE/b2b.

The premises was clean enough, but as I say it’s not exactly a posh neighbourhood so it it still comes off a bit grimy.

I didn’t ask for the names of the ladies working there, there were two and both safely in their late 40s.

The massage was pretty standard, and I opted for HE, which to her credit was done well. Was offered a shower afterwards but didn’t like the look of it.

The experience was about as unremarkable as it gets, but it certainly wasn’t negative. Personally I wouldn’t return unless desperate, but I reckon it’s a safe bet.

Fancied a change of "scenery" so gave this lot a call and was offered a single Chinese "young" lady by the girl on the phone, when the address came through it was a place in Woolwich.   
Bailed as couldn't be arsed with the extra mileage since I would already be making a detour for "cheery" Deptford.

[LLPunting]

Elverson Rd update, popped in last week to find Kelly and Lily on duty.

K is around 30, pleasant Chinese chubby, she's put on perhaps half a stone over 2020 so the gut is flabby by a handful of inches (at least not solid and bulbous).  About 5'2" and soft A/Bs with half-inch brown thimbles.  Seen her before so no messing with massages, just straight into naked snogging like long lost FBs just without the fucking!  30 mins for 25 and then +40 for B2B where I chowed down on her appreciative shaven kitty, she gobbled, licked and sucked me OWO and I diddled her clit and g-spot before I warned her of the money shot but she aimed for her tits too slow and I plastered the wall behind her.  Much chuckling before she shushed me as the neighbours apparently have been complaining.  Cooled down with few mins of ok massage and quick turns in the shower.   Not a totally randy, raunchy reaquainting but a pleasing stress buster

Apparently the boss has been telling the girls to not do any noisy sex hence no request for condom or offer of FS   
Hopefully the moratorium will pass but at the moment YMMV with the girls here 
Will see if others might be more flagrant.

Lily was perhaps 5' and possibly thicc rather than flabby, probably well into her 40s who smiled nicely but sounded a bit brusque with her unguarded Mandarin chattering outside the room.  Not sure if I'll try as wasn't quite sweet enough with her in act character.   

[stampjones]

Interesting...

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They have few years experience

I wonder how many a few is 

[sparkus]

They have few years experience

I wonder how many a few is 

Or perhaps they mean 'few' as in scarce, neglible

[Atrueyorkie]

Tofft Beautypac

Went a while back and the comms to book the appointment was pretty swift and no problems there. Turned up and I think I was the only male on the premises. Didn’t book with a name wasn’t given an option. Obviously gave a fake name  and was taken downstairs to the chamber. Nice layout and got undressed.

The lady was unattractive, I guess it’s subjective to each person. Thick with a vietnanese accent. she was Boney and a skeleton had more curves then her. My mood dipped as there was plenty of other staff who I would have like to pick but I wasn’t given an option so sucked it up.

Now she did mention if I wanted her to focus on a particular area, which did indicate maybe something was on offer but i was already wanted to leave so I didn’t ask. The massage was another thing, felt like WWE way too hard.

Unless someone has had a different person it’s one to avoid IMO. Especially if it’s just her designated to massages.

[PEsbarto]

I also saw "overdeveloped" Daria this week, based on past reviews it seemed a secure bet for my re-entry.  I called up when near and was told she and two other girls were available, though when I got there I was given a choice of just two.  The second was much better looking and had a decent pair of C/Ds but after so long away I obviously plucked for Daria and her huge pair.

Daria has a bit of a plain yet harsh face but the room was so dark I could have been massaged by a total stunner and been none the wiser.  The massage itself was to a formulaic set pattern around the body, not unskilled but only just did the job.

I was also quoted £50 for a naked HJ on the flip, no b2b either.  I said I only had £40 on me so she begrudingly accepted that for a topless HJ, though there was no resistance when I hiked her jeggings down later.  The pendulous chebs are huge on her skinny body (her bony ribcage is very prominent), disproportionately so but par for the course with some Roms.

Only light kissing of them was allowed, no full on sucking of the puppies for me.  She has a bit of a peachy butt.  The HJ itself she took her time on, not quite edging but a slow build up and she skillfully drained every drop before cleaning me up meticulously. 

I'm quite keen to return to sample the other 'muitlcultural' staff (the location now works well for me) but not Daria.

Other than the post above, are there any other reviews for Daria? Sorry, couldn't find anything on search.

What cup size do you think her breasts are?

[sparkus]

Other than the post above, are there any other reviews for Daria? Sorry, couldn't find anything on search.

What cup size do you think her breasts are?

She's most certainly mentioned in this thread, a fair few pages back.  I can only find this though:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=139562.msg2978233#msg2978233

She has a tiny back so it will be something silly like 32EE.

[sweet69revenge]

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Does anyone have any info on this ?
Indian massage at Feltham
Two years ago there were ex-athree girls doing massage at a house in Feltham.
Not sure if it’s the same, but names here are different.
Shila, aninditha and gauri- these are the girls on this Ad.
Wonder if it’s the same Shila from Cricklewood Herbal ?

[RAJEC]

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Does anyone have any info on this ?
Indian massage at Feltham
Two years ago there were ex-athree girls doing massage at a house in Feltham.
Not sure if it’s the same, but names here are different.
Shila, aninditha and gauri- these are the girls on this Ad.
Wonder if it’s the same Shila from Cricklewood Herbal ?

Grateful if you could toftt it. I’ve been swerving this based on your hunch (I have the same) but would be pleasantly surprised if we’re both wrong 

[armslave]

I went to AKOS massage in Edgeware last Friday, my first plunge back into the pool as it were in bloody ages! I've been here in the past so decided to venture back here again. It's a chinese massage place and it seems they only had the one Chinese girl working there that day by the name of Nana.

Anyway after I got there I paid for an hour massage for £45 and Nana showed me into a clean room with a shower, left alone to settle onto the table and came back a few minutes later. She looked like maybe late 20s, slim but dressed in trackies and top with sports shoes. In past whenever you go to a chinese place where there might be extras the girls are dressed a bit more interestingly, but seeing how she was dressed I thought maybe they're not doing the extras yet. Anyway the massage started off as a farily standard massage, pretty good massage so I was happy, then as she started to get south of the towel she started to brush my ass cheeks more and a few cc swipes and few "accidental" brushes with Mr Happy. At about the 35/40 min mark she flipped me over and thankfully extras were on offer. I settled for b2b for £40 and she got busy with disrobing. She had a mask on the entire time but she did show me her face before she started, ok pretty.  The b2b was fairly standard except that she kept her mask on and no access to her pussy not even for a bit of ro or rubbing, other than that it was a plesant b2b and she finished it of with a decent hand job.

Afterwards I took a shower and left a happy chappie!

[brownmanDan]

I went to AKOS massage in Edgeware last Friday, my first plunge back into the pool as it were in bloody ages! I've been here in the past so decided to venture back here again. It's a chinese massage place and it seems they only had the one Chinese girl working there that day by the name of Nana.

Anyway after I got there I paid for an hour massage for £45 and Nana showed me into a clean room with a shower, left alone to settle onto the table and came back a few minutes later. She looked like maybe late 20s, slim but dressed in trackies and top with sports shoes. In past whenever you go to a chinese place where there might be extras the girls are dressed a bit more interestingly, but seeing how she was dressed I thought maybe they're not doing the extras yet. Anyway the massage started off as a farily standard massage, pretty good massage so I was happy, then as she started to get south of the towel she started to brush my ass cheeks more and a few cc swipes and few "accidental" brushes with Mr Happy. At about the 35/40 min mark she flipped me over and thankfully extras were on offer. I settled for b2b for £40 and she got busy with disrobing. She had a mask on the entire time but she did show me her face before she started, ok pretty.  The b2b was fairly standard except that she kept her mask on and no access to her pussy not even for a bit of ro or rubbing, other than that it was a plesant b2b and she finished it of with a decent hand job.

Afterwards I took a shower and left a happy chappie!

Were there any other SPs on offer?
Did you pick the girl you wanted or were just give her on arrival?

Has anyone been back to Mai thai Hendon since the reopening?

[Pogogo]

I went to Brookmill Rd, Deptford/Lewisham today.

I arrived 1pm and there appeared to be one woman working. It's my first time there so I just opted for half an hour £25.

The women introduced herself as Coco and proceeded with a decent massage. It was strong enough without me having to ask for it to be harder. She checked in a few times to make sure that I was happy with everything. From the get go, there were a lot of brushes past the ass and balls and slight touches which guaranteed there would be extras to come.

On the flip, she rubbed my chest a bit and asked if I'd like any extras. She told me that it was £20 for HR and £40 for B2B. I'm just back at work after lockdown so I just went for the £20 HR this time. She started working me up by carresing the balls, ticketing nipples and giving gentle strokes to my cock. She said at one point 'why you not touching me, touch me, don't worry' whilst laughing. She didn't rush and took her time working me up and finishing. After this, she offered either leg or head massage to finish and I chose head.

Coco is middle aged Chinese, has a nice handful breasts, 'normal' body size (not fat and not slim), quite a cute face and really nice personality.

After the massage she let me use the shower too.

All in all pretty decent and close by to me.

Coco says she works Monday - Wednesday at this shop.

[Tedbandy]

New in Hornchurch, although sounds a bit too legit for my liking.

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[JackSaint]

Moonflower Earls Court, Ella, cute Russian girl with a very tight, all natural body. Ok massage, £30 to the shop, naked reasonable B2B and hand job finish for £70. Watch the shower, it's either scalding or freezing!

[armslave]

Were there any other SPs on offer?
Did you pick the girl you wanted or were just give her on arrival?

Has anyone been back to Mai thai Hendon since the reopening?

No when I went there she was the only girl there, though I expect that to change.

[quickben]

Visited this massage place in Waterloo in early January:

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Texted for an appointment and communication was good. It's in a residential property, they tell you to wait down the street and will call you in.

Opted for the 1hr "massage" with HR for £80. Attractive younger chinese woman, I'd say mid 20's, in shape, nice tits. Pretty bad massage given for about 20 minutes, then started with B2B and HR. Allowed touching of body during HR. All in stopped after about 30 minutes.

[quickben]

Visited this massage place in Waterloo in early march:

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Called up for an appointment and was fairly painless. Very public entrance, so was a bit fraught in the lockdown.

Opted for an hours deep tissue at £50. Relatively attractive older (40's) chinese woman, in shape. Extra services offered very quickly (and again towards the end), but I didn't partake. Fairly decent massage, but had better. Next time I'll make sure to get the "menu" so I can share.

[44ster]

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Tofft Beautypac

Went a while back and the comms to book the appointment was pretty swift and no problems there. Turned up and I think I was the only male on the premises. Didn’t book with a name wasn’t given an option. Obviously gave a fake name  and was taken downstairs to the chamber. Nice layout and got undressed.

The lady was unattractive, I guess it’s subjective to each person. Thick with a vietnanese accent. she was Boney and a skeleton had more curves then her. My mood dipped as there was plenty of other staff who I would have like to pick but I wasn’t given an option so sucked it up.

Now she did mention if I wanted her to focus on a particular area, which did indicate maybe something was on offer but i was already wanted to leave so I didn’t ask. The massage was another thing, felt like WWE way too hard.

Unless someone has had a different person it’s one to avoid IMO. Especially if it’s just her designated to massages.
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[Flithy Red]

New in Hornchurch, although sounds a bit too legit for my liking.

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This shop's been open a long while, used to see Natalie there, everything was availble, including FS. Maybe new owners now, not sure.

[basterfeldt]

Some absolutely gorgeous girls sat in Dr Lius in west ken tonight on my way past, will be alone at the start of May so will check it out and let you know if they’re still about!

[Backtoreality]

Any one know if Rina Laya Thai is back?

[stampjones]

Some absolutely gorgeous girls sat in Dr Lius in west ken tonight on my way past, will be alone at the start of May so will check it out and let you know if they’re still about!

Interesting, thanks. Where’s Dr Lius?

[Jonestown]

Interesting, thanks. Where’s Dr Lius?

Dr Liu Health Clinic
9 Baron's Ct Rd, Hammersmith, London W14 9DP

2 minutes from West Kensington tube station.

[stampjones]

Dr Liu Health Clinic
9 Baron's Ct Rd, Hammersmith, London W14 9DP

2 minutes from West Kensington tube station.

Cheers JT. Walked past many times but never been tempted beyond a desk enquiry

[Tedbandy]

This shop's been open a long while, used to see Natalie there, everything was availble, including FS. Maybe new owners now, not sure.

When was last time you visited mate?

[Atrueyorkie]

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Tofft Beautypac

Went a while back and the comms to book the appointment was pretty swift and no problems there. Turned up and I think I was the only male on the premises. Didn’t book with a name wasn’t given an option. Obviously gave a fake name  and was taken downstairs to the chamber. Nice layout and got undressed.

The lady was unattractive, I guess it’s subjective to each person. Thick with a vietnanese accent. she was Boney and a skeleton had more curves then her. My mood dipped as there was plenty of other staff who I would have like to pick but I wasn’t given an option so sucked it up.

Now she did mention if I wanted her to focus on a particular area, which did indicate maybe something was on offer but i was already wanted to leave so I didn’t ask. The massage was another thing, felt like WWE way too hard.

Unless someone has had a different person it’s one to avoid IMO. Especially if it’s just her designated to massages.



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Yeah I was just curious and in the area and you never know

[eirejig]

Bamboo massage Bromley

It's been a while. walked by Sat and there was an attractive looking chinese lady at the desk so I went in.

£30 for 30 mins + £40 B2B

Lucy was her name, pretty face, nice slim torso with a bubble butt. B cup breasts, small nipples and no scars. Hard to tell the age with Chinese girls, I'd guess somewhere between late 20s and mid 30s. This girl was quite shy and was wearing some stomach strap thing which she removed but i've no idea why she was wearing it as she was not chubby and had no belly at all. all her meat was on her arse and thighs which was different for me and a bonus as love big booty. She did ask for payment up front which I dislike.
allowed touching all over but no fingers inside. Kept a keen eye on the clock. started with 10 mins of leg massage which was ok, nothing too sensual.
Allowed me to flip her over and push my cock between her butt cheeks for some dry humping which was nice.
Overall i enjoyed it as it was so long since I've been, and I feel like with futher trips she might be more comfortable with you if she gets to know you.
It was good but not great if you get what I'm trying to say here. finished on her chest although she had some tissue waiting and giggled when i missed it and got it all over her small but lovely tits.

Showered at end and overall was in there about 35 mins or so.
I would probably go again.

[Jonestown]

Some absolutely gorgeous girls sat in Dr Lius in west ken tonight on my way past, will be alone at the start of May so will check it out and let you know if they’re still about!

Went for a stroll around West Kensington / North End Road this afternoon.

Dr Lui's was as dead as a doornail, not a human in sight, just a very large lucky cat waving its arm.

Yunji's in Charleville Road on the other hand had two more than acceptable ladies in the front of house, one wearing a red dress who I'd guess was the doctor/receptionist was an especially vivacious mid 30's Chinese lass.

Sunshine further down the road had a very down trodden looking Chinese lady sitting in the shop, slim but not overly inviting, so probably not SJ's Lucy, but she would no doubt start to look much better once she had coating your wedding tackle in baby oil.

[Flithy Red]

When was last time you visited mate?

Before first lockdown, I'm coming out of hibernation now lol

[FlaccidChimp]

Elverson Rd update, popped in last week to find Kelly and Lily on duty.

K is around 30, pleasant Chinese chubby, she's put on perhaps half a stone over 2020 so the gut is flabby by a handful of inches (at least not solid and bulbous)., she gobbled, licked and sucked me OWO

How did you get this service? Last time I visited here I was ushered into a room with a chubby girl and she charged £50 for a lacklustre B2B.

[tombola1]

Were there any other SPs on offer?
Did you pick the girl you wanted or were just give her on arrival?

Has anyone been back to Mai thai Hendon since the reopening?

Yes I went last week. Same girls same cost same unhurried decent service

[alexm40]

Cheers JT. Walked past many times but never been tempted beyond a desk enquiry

I passed the desk once, 2 years ago or so. Pretty shabby place, brrr won't return

[yuptree]

Thank you to Kensingtonboy and Sparkus!

I took the plunge with Daria at Herbal Clinic because of the mention of big natural tits on a skinny frame!

Review here:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=304714.0

Any more recommendations please let me know!

[Moneyd]

Thank you to Kensingtonboy and Sparkus!

I took the plunge with Daria at Herbal Clinic because of the mention of big natural tits on a skinny frame!

Review here:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=304714.0

Any more recommendations please let me know!

Nice one, just to be clear, she doesn't like or allow nipple play/sucking etc?

[sparkus]

Nice one, just to be clear, she doesn't like or allow nipple play/sucking etc?

Point blank refused me.  Said "Touch boobs is enough"

[Moneyd]

Point blank refused me.  Said "Touch boobs is enough"

Yeah I think I’ll skip this then and put it down as a neutral for me.

[y101y]

“Amira” working at Skyline today. Don’t think I’ve heard of her? Half Asian apparently. Anyone know of this girl?


Also the regulars Luna and Lisa there today.

[sparkus]

Yeah I think I’ll skip this then and put it down as a neutral for me.

Given your repeat lucky exploits in that Kensington Church Street shop, it would be a massive comedown (then again what isn't these days?)