London massage shop mini reviews

[sparkus]

Thanks for the correction/clarification.  Can't see that deal on Davebe80s original post #7046 either, so looks like you blagged yourself a good deal.

Got you.  Well as I didn't push for BJ or FS then it probably worked out right.

[atmos]

Sante Massage - Whitcomb Street

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For what its worth, I've just had a note from 'Tripadvisor'(!) saying that Sante has recently undergone an ownership change. How this affects things I don't know - I'm stuck in isolation and don't expect to be in London for some months!

[sparkus]

Sante Massage - Whitcomb Street

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For what its worth, I've just had a note from 'Tripadvisor'(!) saying that Sante has recently undergone an ownership change. How this affects things I don't know - I'm stuck in isolation and don't expect to be in London for some months!

This could just be some internal admin, though tbh I stopped going there ages ago.  Other than Shirley and her big swinging udders the others there were dross.

[g284]

Mita now Nara and Mena

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[atmos]

This could just be some internal admin, though tbh I stopped going there ages ago.  Other than Shirley and her big swinging udders the others there were dross.

The reviews on Tripadvisor have all gone, which I believe is standard practice when an establishment closes/changes hands. I agree with your comments about the place ... and its a long time since I was last there.

[sparkus]

The reviews on Tripadvisor have all gone, which I believe is standard practice when an establishment closes/changes hands. I agree with your comments about the place ... and its a long time since I was last there.

There was only Denman Street in that non-Chinatown constellation of TCMs that delivered the goods, never been in the Royal Opera Arcade one other than to recce, only one good review on here.

[stampjones]

There was only Denman Street in that non-Chinatown constellation of TCMs that delivered the goods, never been in the Royal Opera Arcade one other than to recce, only one good review on here.

I went there - I think I reviewed it on this thread. My main memory was having to take my shoes off prior to entering the room.

[sparkus]

I went there - I think I reviewed it on this thread. My main memory was having to take my shoes off prior to entering the room.

I recall there being reports of decent chebs on a girl called Pinky, never seen anyone in reception worth the bother myself.

[stampjones]

I recall there being reports of decent chebs on a girl called Pinky, never seen anyone in reception worth the bother myself.

I dont remember anything that made me want to go back but Im getting old so who knows 

[lougb1]

So, they outsourced the 'ghostshopping' gig... funny
anyway - this mean they'll close down or?

No longer licenced by the council to provide "special treatments" ie massage. Essentially all massage shops are licenced by relevant council to be "special treatment premises, eg tattooists, accupuncture physiotherapists or massage for payment. No licence cannot trade.

 

[sparkus]

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[Duron]

I went to Sante in Whitcombe Street in April 2019 specifically to see Shirley, who I heard about here. Asked for Shirley. The girl that I was told is 'Shirley' was short, oriental, big boobs but nothing spectacular. I wouldn't call that 'large swinging boobs' that I could feat upon. Pretty ordinary.
I'm curious. Can someone supply some distinguishing detail please?
And is she still there?

Thanks.

[Duron]

UPDATE on Sante: I just called them. They are closed until December. 'Shirley is still there'. But I wonder if they allocate anyone to be 'Shirley' for customers who ask for her?
Details will be nice. Thanks.

[jamesbb]

MILF massage in Victoria - Helena / Dana

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Heavily accented, blonde Russian MILF, looks nothing like her latest profile… strangely she did have an earlier profile named ‘Helena’ which was an accurate representation.

Not a stunner but long legs, excellent for age, size 10 firm body. Guessing 45 years plus.

Efficient comms and greeted wearing knee length skirt and top in her immaculate treatment room. Clean, safe council flat 15 mins from Victoria.

Told me she used to work in the  City (not sure whether salon or parlour) and only recently gone ‘independent’ due to lockdown.

Excellent, firm professional deep tissue massage, after c 30 mins I suggested a more sensual approach and she promptly stripped off to matching bra and knickers.

Polite no to mutual massage or any touching and says she does not offer B2B – hand only.

£70ph for deep tissue plus £10 – would definitely return - engaging, professional and great finish.

[sparkus]

I can probably shed some light here.  She did mention to me before that she was receiving untoward interest, as in people asking for her by name who she'd not seen before.  She was anxious why (as in asked why I thought this could be) and said she just declined any new customer who asked for her by name without seeing her before.  Obviously new customers could end up seeing her on the days she works if going in blind.

Physically I wouldn't describe her as short, possibly slightly above average for Chinese in height.  Bob haircut, pleasant yet quirky face.  Body wise she's slight with not much of an arse but mildly less taut around the midriff.  The rack is very pendulous, like udders and certainly way above average for Chinese in size and weight per cheb (and believe me I get frustrated at misreporting of cheb size on here).

[sparkus]

It's not uncommon for shops to mislabel staff if they get too popular.  When Grace was at Leather Lane she instantly acquired a steady client base on account of her extra raunchy b2b and generous with time RO sessions, becoming quite hard to book and they'd always try to palm you off with other girls (I once had to accept another girl giving me 20 mins of legit massage whereupon Grace did the last 10 minutes, having to contend with 20 minutes of "What's wrong with me?" Solution? Hire another staff called 'Grace'.

I once booked Isabella at Everwell by phone (she'd acquired a reputation on numerous sites by then) and when I rocked up they recognised me and fessed up she wasn't free for another half an hour but were palming blokes off with someone else when she was too busy if they thought they weren't regulars.

[disco]

No longer licenced by the council to provide "special treatments" ie massage. Essentially all massage shops are licenced by relevant council to be "special treatment premises, eg tattooists, accupuncture physiotherapists or massage for payment. No licence cannot trade.

 

Thanks - so I guess they'll have to close down, right?

[sparkus]

Thanks - so I guess they'll have to close down, right?

I'm pretty sure it was already closed pre-lockdown, unless it went to appeal? (not sure if there is an appeal, as it's not exactly a parking ticket or planning application)

Her previous premises at 77 Middlesex Street suffered the same fate so she just upped sticks round the corner and set up another registered company.  If the rona wasn't keeping her in China on visa issues she'd probably do the same again.

[Baxter63]

I'm pretty sure it was already closed pre-lockdown, unless it went to appeal? (not sure if there is an appeal, as it's not exactly a parking ticket or planning application)

Her previous premises at 77 Middlesex Street suffered the same fate so she just upped sticks round the corner and set up another registered company.  If the rona wasn't keeping her in China on visa issues she'd probably do the same again.

There is an appeals system (it's in the Act) but with the lock down, like all massage shops, they'd be shut, anyway unless they're a TCM. There again, most TCMs are shut, too.

[Chalkin]

Anyone know if Skyline is still open? Heard it may have closed....

[y101y]

Anyone know if Skyline is still open? Heard it may have closed....

Theyre officially shut for lockdown. If this place or any others are doing anything unofficial during this period, it should only be discussed through PM.

[socksfellan2]

Any idea whether Rina from rinathaimassage.com still works? Her website looks down but texts get through without a response. I know she worked from a shop, so that may be closed but curious to know if she quit or can be found via an alternative URL.


 Thanks in advance

[goodmans]

Yes she is still working  but she's closed  till next week I saw her about 4 weeks ago just before  lock down her website  not beenworking  since February

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[sparkus]

Two via the same Gumtree ad offering pricey wanks:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=287818.0
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=288108.0

[sparkus]

Also mine: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=288128.0

[Shades]

not much massage, but she can do that if you want from the session....did not really have enough massage to give a full opinion, but what she did was good, and no reason not to expect more of the same if i had wanted it.

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very curvy, with huge tits, and happy to do a pretty big range of services, if you want to go that direction as well

[lougb1]

Also mine: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=288128.0

Looks like a quality find so will take my chances next week. 

[samsam2]

Apologies if this is the wrong place but I have been scrolling through this topic and the other for massages. I would appreciate if any members could recommend anywhere in Mayfair or close by on tube. Any good suggestions would be appreciated. Apologies again if its the wrong place! Will certainly feedback on my visit. I have a work trip for a day in just over a week

[stampjones]

Apologies if this is the wrong place but I have been scrolling through this topic and the other for massages. I would appreciate if any members could recommend anywhere in Mayfair or close by on tube. Any good suggestions would be appreciated. Apologies again if its the wrong place! Will certainly feedback on my visit. I have a work trip for a day in just over a week

Shops are shut just now. Maybe on the independents thread you may find some recommendations.
Shops wise mayfair doesnt really have a lot. There is/was one place in shepherds market but it wasnt great.
Around edgeware road/paddington there are a few more places if that helps

[Kev40ish]

Apologies if this is the wrong place but I have been scrolling through this topic and the other for massages. I would appreciate if any members could recommend anywhere in Mayfair or close by on tube. Any good suggestions would be appreciated. Apologies again if its the wrong place! Will certainly feedback on my visit. I have a work trip for a day in just over a week

You can meet people but it is really low key at the moment. So no-one will recommend anywhere at the moment for the safety of the parlours and the girls working in them

[sparkus]

Apologies if this is the wrong place but I have been scrolling through this topic and the other for massages. I would appreciate if any members could recommend anywhere in Mayfair or close by on tube. Any good suggestions would be appreciated. Apologies again if its the wrong place! Will certainly feedback on my visit. I have a work trip for a day in just over a week

To my knowledge there's only the one shop on Clarges Street which is in Mayfair, nothing remotely there or around even in non-lockdown conditions.  Last recce there was an Indian with a big set but I sensed £££, it's been eight years since I saw the spritely Chinese manageress in there for a £40 topless wank.

Of course, it's down to whether or not the shop will be legitimately open for business when you go there, it's not exactly the best timing?

I'd suggest Gumtree massage in the centre of town, plenty of ads on there.

[lyndon]

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[sparkus]

Any intel on this crew in Edgware Road?

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Two ads for same postcode and similar text etc. On Google Maps it shows as a ropey looking tower block.

The Indian one has a good pic on whatsapp, if that and the Gumtree one aren't fake then it could be a good TOFTT for some Indian curves and chebbery.

Jesus, don't bother.  I took the legit massage option and waited for it to be over.

[RAJEC]

Jesus, don't bother.  I took the legit massage option and waited for it to be over.

Whoops sorry, reminds me I need to review 

Was a negative.

[RAJEC]

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First one looks intriguing as to how little actual massage there’s likely to be. May toftt this week.

[sparkus]

Whoops sorry, reminds me I need to review 

Was a negative.

Same here.  Which one did you see?

[Surreychap]

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Bit late with this but not seen reviewed elsewhere. Visited about 6 weeks ago, flat in Brentford/South Ealing borders, fairly discreet. Best to ring her and not mess about just be up front about what you’re looking for. She came across quite rude on the phone and I had second thoughts but she’s nice enough in person. Can’t remember exact pricing think I paid £80 for naturist masssge and HR. She’s also happy to send a few pics with price list.
Buzzed into her flat and her dressing gown was on the floor pretty much as soon as I closed the door. Facially not the best but body is good esp the breasts. Says they are real but defying gravity for a 55yo. Stepped off myself and laid on table, told not to touch her pussy but everything else is fine. Asked what and where I wanted her to massage. Asked for some arse/teasing play which she was happy with. Started with legit back massage which was good then ventured downstairs. On the turn got some time to play with her boobs, before she finished with a nice HR. Prob a little short on time but had a lot more sensual massage than normal. Not sure I’d return but worth a visit

[sparkus]

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Bit late with this but not seen reviewed elsewhere. Visited about 6 weeks ago, flat in Brentford/South Ealing borders, fairly discreet. Best to ring her and not mess about just be up front about what you’re looking for. She came across quite rude on the phone and I had second thoughts but she’s nice enough in person. Can’t remember exact pricing think I paid £80 for naturist masssge and HR. She’s also happy to send a few pics with price list.
Buzzed into her flat and her dressing gown was on the floor pretty much as soon as I closed the door. Facially not the best but body is good esp the breasts. Says they are real but defying gravity for a 55yo. Stepped off myself and laid on table, told not to touch her pussy but everything else is fine. Asked what and where I wanted her to massage. Asked for some arse/teasing play which she was happy with. Started with legit back massage which was good then ventured downstairs. On the turn got some time to play with her boobs, before she finished with a nice HR. Prob a little short on time but had a lot more sensual massage than normal. Not sure I’d return but worth a visit

I saw this and ran the number through whatsapp
55 doesn't surprise me at all.

[Surreychap]

I had no face pics before visiting lol I probably wouldn’t have booked if I’d seen but didn’t feel I could walk.

[RAJEC]

Same here.  Which one did you see?

The whale; probably a size 20 with weird small tits.

Massage was meh it the tug was ok.

[sparkus]

The whale; probably a size 20 with weird small tits.

Massage was meh it the tug was ok.

 

[samsam2]

Thanks Guys, It is after lockdown (well London is in Tier 2) I visit on the Friday. Its a day trip and the meeting is at the Marriot Grosvenor House, I have around three hours before my train so I guess Bayswater/Kensington/Paddington etc are easy since its one tube stop. I realise the closer I get to Westminster the less likely these places are to be open. If anyone has any suggestions or places near the tube feel free to suggest. I realised Soho is not far and considered that as a last option if I cant get a massage for the back.

[stampjones]

To my knowledge there's only the one shop on Clarges Street which is in Mayfair, nothing remotely there or around even in non-lockdown conditions.  Last recce there was an Indian with a big set but I sensed £££, it's been eight years since I saw the spritely Chinese manageress in there for a £40 topless wank.

Of course, it's down to whether or not the shop will be legitimately open for business when you go there, it's not exactly the best timing?

I'd suggest Gumtree massage in the centre of town, plenty of ads on there.

Clarges street - that was the one I meant!
I remember getting a massage there in an alcove or something so low you couldnt even sit up on the table. Some ok girls if I recall though

[sparkus]

Clarges street - that was the one I meant!
I remember getting a massage there in an alcove or something so low you couldnt even sit up on the table. Some ok girls if I recall though

Yes! That room is not exactly built for purpose but the boss lady was tiny anyway, though with a lovely pert pair and quite entertaining with it ("Oh, so you want to see these, huh?")

[yeahbaby]

Has anybody seen?

Classy Natasha in north london?

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[jhalford]

Has anybody seen?

Classy Natasha in north london?

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[RAJEC]

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[Xtro]

Link is dead 

Look through some reviews and see pics of her too.....

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=5355

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[RAJEC]

Look through some reviews and see pics of her too.....

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=5355

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=26743