London massage shop mini reviews

[jackyjack]

Has anybody visited Organic Hammersmith recently? Been reading some good review but nothing very recent. Thanks.

[Jonestown]

Well Being Spa, the little place on the bend on Kensington Church Street W8, closed and gutted - another one bites the dust ?

[stampjones]

Well Being Spa, the little place on the bend on Kensington Church Street W8, closed and gutted - another one bites the dust ?

In a strange way I dont mind that - it always had decent girls, so always wanted to check it out, but was a pain in the arse to get to

[sparkus]

In a strange way I dont mind that - it always had decent girls, so always wanted to check it out, but was a pain in the arse to get to

I think I missed its heyday, by the time I got there the prices were sky-high but I do admit the girls were better than many places.

[stampjones]

I think I missed its heyday, by the time I got there the prices were sky-high but I do admit the girls were better than many places.

Yeah to be fair I stopped going a couple of years ago but had some quality encounters at the bottom of those stairs!

[Moneyd]

Yeah to be fair I stopped going a couple of years ago but had some quality encounters at the bottom of those stairs!

Estonian Laura was Amazon. Great owo and cim, there was a Russian too called Kristian who was also gave great head.

Bill (the owner) was a wanker though.

[sparkus]

Estonian Laura was Amazon. Great owo and cim, there was a Russian too called Kristian who was also gave great head.

Bill (the owner) was a wanker though.

I've read all your comments on here, you were one lucky bloke

The rooms were tiny and my last encounter there was soul-destroying but I did enjoy a cRACKing pair of Chinese chebs there once.

[Tedbandy]

Saw Sandra at Baltic yesterday for a 30 minute B2B sesh at £40. She is very short and i would say curvy in a good way, a real good shape to her with decent size baps.

The first thing i noticed is she is quite skilled at massage, getting into the knots in my back. She was breathing very heavily and kept stopping throughout.

I soon realised something was up so i glanced out of the hole in table and saw a mountain of dried up tissue on the side. She was taking tactical stops to blow her fucking nose.  My guess is she was quite reluctant to do any body slides incase she covered me in layers of her snot, so i took matters into my own hands and turned over to play with her chest.

It ended in a skillful HR to finish but in the back of my mind I was pretty annoyed as she shouldnt be working with a cold, i should have noticed a lot earlier when she was breathing out of her arse (i thought it was her attempt at sensual breathing).

I took a shower and got dressed to leave where she repeatedly apologised for short changing me on time.  Except she didnt short change me on time, if anything we ran 5 minutes over. I tried to explain this but she didnt seem to understand with the language barrier being an issue, it seems her cold had affected her concept of time.

I have woke up and sneezed a few times today, fuming!   

[eirejig]

Have been on lockdown all year for health reasons. Looks like it will stay that way til next year.
Last week I did venture out to at least get one in this year.

Ruby Spa Bromley Rd, Downham.

It was a spur of the moment thing as driving past. I reviewed it before and it was ok so I decided to just drop in.
There was a lady at the desk who sounded like the boss. Said she recognised me from the one time I visited before but not sure how that can be. She said her 2 girls were busy right now but she could give me a massage. I went for the £30 / 30 mins and went in.
This ended up being a proper massage. It was as good as many professional I've received, working on the knots in my shoulders really well.
10 mins from the end she asked if I wasnted HE. I thought hell yeah.. she then said she doesn't do it though even after I asked her to make an exception. So she sent in one of the girls.
I couldn't catch her name, I asked 5 times but with the masks and my bad hearing I couldn't make it out.
Girl was late 20s, early 30s. Very nice C cup chebs. The mask is a bit off putting but I appreciate it's par for the course these days?

Standard £20/40 HE/B2B on off here. Seen as it's been so long I obviously went for the £40. She was very enthusiastic. Straddled my legs and gave the old boy a good workover. She wouldn't allow me to come on her which was a pity. Showered and left and it was just under 40 mins in total which was an improvement on last visit.

This place is so clean, it really is like a proper massage joint. The tables are comfortable and properly padded. Rooms are massive and showers in the corner and the linen smells fresh too unlike what you get at places like skyline.

Leaving the girl in the mask took her mask down to say goodby and wow she was really pretty.. Such a pity about the mask, although maybe it works in our favour if they're a bit of a minger.
I'd definitely recommend it though if you like clean premises and standard pricing.

My only other experience this year was a proper thai massage near crystal palace sabai thai, from an older thai lady and that was as expected by being asked to leave on the underpants 100% legit.. also she was at least 80 years old i'd say. Lets hope for a better 2021..

[kaj314]

Saw Sandra at Baltic yesterday for a 30 minute B2B sesh at £40. She is very short and i would say curvy in a good way, a real good shape to her with decent size baps.

The first thing i noticed is she is quite skilled at massage, getting into the knots in my back. She was breathing very heavily and kept stopping throughout.

I soon realised something was up so i glanced out of the hole in table and saw a mountain of dried up tissue on the side. She was taking tactical stops to blow her fucking nose.  My guess is she was quite reluctant to do any body slides incase she covered me in layers of her snot, so i took matters into my own hands and turned over to play with her chest.

It ended in a skillful HR to finish but in the back of my mind I was pretty annoyed as she shouldnt be working with a cold, i should have noticed a lot earlier when she was breathing out of her arse (i thought it was her attempt at sensual breathing).

I took a shower and got dressed to leave where she repeatedly apologised for short changing me on time.  Except she didnt short change me on time, if anything we ran 5 minutes over. I tried to explain this but she didnt seem to understand with the language barrier being an issue, it seems her cold had affected her concept of time.

I have woke up and sneezed a few times today, fuming!

Sorry to hear buddy, but this will be of great benefit if you copy and paste and post as a review.

[sparkus]

Any intel on this crew in Edgware Road?

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Two ads for same postcode and similar text etc. On Google Maps it shows as a ropey looking tower block.

The Indian one has a good pic on whatsapp, if that and the Gumtree one aren't fake then it could be a good TOFTT for some Indian curves and chebbery.

[loveahe]

Bann Nuud Spa in Greenwich over the weekend, wanted a proper massage so gave it a try.

There are definitely extras on offer, but the prices I was quoted were laughable.  I'll head back again post-lockdown and try a different girl and see if the prices are more sensible.

Great massage, and the girl was friendly and didn't get upset when I told her to skip the extras at those prices.

[james jaspen]

Afternoon all,

Asked who was around at Skyline and was told that Andrea from Spain is working today. Apparently she started a few weeks ago and I haven't seen any mention of her on this thread or others.

Has anyone had the pleasure? If not I'll probably TOFTT today and report back.

[MrMatrix]

Afternoon all,

Asked who was around at Skyline and was told that Andrea from Spain is working today. Apparently she started a few weeks ago and I haven't seen any mention of her on this thread or others.

Has anyone had the pleasure? If not I'll probably TOFTT today and report back.

Excellent , we look forward to your first review. Hope you have a good time

[Wankingdead]

Maybe a little bit too late to save you few quds but Andrea is the same girl as Sandra Spanish 6/10 facially size 8 short, b2b was rubbish if I remember and is not someone I would see again.

[stupanico]

Natural Atmosphere Tudor Street Blackfriars

Date - weekend afternoon last week
Massage 1 hour £45 and £50 for b2b including pussy play.
Girl 25 year old Chinese pretty but small tummy. Dressed in tight leggings.
Service. She gave me a good massage my mounting table as it was a small room. Had good conversation saying how nice she was and vice versa. Got rid of some knots. Gave her a bit of a grope on Her arse and legs. Caressed my cock then asked me to turn over. Asked what I wanted and I said b2b and she stayed at 50 despite my saying 40 twice And I gave in. She went up and down with oil and let me lick her pussy and rub outside of it. Came and then shower.

Would I return. Yes probably. 

[petercamford]

Do you know her name ? Have not known the girls at this joint to allow pussy play, let alone licking ?

[Horizontal pleasures]

Not long now and all the massage shops with a high street presence will have to close.  Will they?

Can we exchange intelligence on any that keep going under the radar?

[sparkus]

Not long now and all the massage shops with a high street presence will have to close.  Will they?

Can we exchange intelligence on any that keep going under the radar?

Yeah, let's alert the authorities and get them all massive fines!

[Solran]

Skyline confirmed before they close, tomorrow they have Layla Argentinian, Sophia black Spanish and Luna Chinese working tomorrow. Not seen Luna, anyone any intel? Looks like Lisa South African no longer there, which is a shame as she was up for everything!

[stampjones]

Not long now and all the massage shops with a high street presence will have to close.  Will they?

Can we exchange intelligence on any that keep going under the radar?

If the last lockdown is anything to go by they’ll probably all close.
If anyone does find one open I’d suggest do a review but only mention the general area rather than name the shop. You can then swap details by PM with people you trust

[shiptonlad]

I am sure there will be a few who will let regulars in through the back door. Anyone caught runs the risk of a five figure fine, which is a significant deterrent.

[sparkus]

I am sure there will be a few who will let regulars in through the back door. Anyone caught runs the risk of a five figure fine, which is a significant deterrent.

Last time I got some texts from shops and indies suggesting just that (I didn't check that phone much tbh), I am sure regular customers will probably get those again but I trust no one will be posting intel or reviews on here during that time.  There's enough of a public health justification for council enforcement, it's not just massage shop snoopers getting some low hanging fruit to give licensing committees something to do, so keeping your own counsel would be adviseable.

[sparkus]

Speaking of licensing committees, the meeting at which Healthcare on Wentworth Street had its licence revoked due to the 'Angry of Tower Hamlets' email snitch is now online:

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Apparently Grace isn't "fit and proper person" to run a massage shop.  Mr Speaker, I beg to differ.
She was also stuck in China due to the rona and unable to represent herself at the meeting.

[LLPunting]

Skyline confirmed before they close, tomorrow they have Layla Argentinian, Sophia black Spanish and Luna Chinese working tomorrow. Not seen Luna, anyone any intel? Looks like Lisa South African no longer there, which is a shame as she was up for everything!

Luna has been mentioned favourably a few times over the last couple of years.  For me she had a more affected air than Sonya but performed well within her act.

Lisa was up for bareback (according to multiple sources here) so yeah, everything.   
I saw her once when she first appeared (before she went full crazy)and then stayed away after she tried to tap me for a cash handout via chat with no offer of favour in kind.

[Massageonly]

Anyone tried this massage provider?:

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[FlaccidChimp]

Skyline confirmed before they close, tomorrow they have Layla Argentinian, Sophia black Spanish and Luna Chinese working tomorrow. Not seen Luna, anyone any intel? Looks like Lisa South African no longer there, which is a shame as she was up for everything!

Luna is an attractive(face) Asian lady. She is quite slim probably a size 8 or 10 max. Her breasts and ass are on the small side but has a good figure. Her massage can be good but it declined last time I visited her. Her body 2 body is okay and she seems to take suggestions well. She is also decent at finishing you off.

[FlaccidChimp]

Skyline

Noriko

I saw her today she's quite tall around 5 ft 7. Her face looks average(5-6/10) or high average to me. Her massage was very basic. There weren't many strokes that felt ready good except for when she massaged my feet. After 15-20 mins on the clock she asked if I wanted extras. I just wanted to see her naked so I chose B2B. She revealed her body which wasn't great to my eyes but not bad either. She has a little bit of belly fat and a small rear. I usually like curvy women. Her B2B was basic with a few good points. Her HJ wasn't bad but not great for my circumcised minime.

I would rate her overall as averagely average. I might check back after month or two to see if she's improved but based on the session I wouldn't repeat because there are other (veteran) girls there with better service.

[disco]

Speaking of licensing committees, the meeting at which Healthcare on Wentworth Street had its licence revoked due to the 'Angry of Tower Hamlets' email snitch is now online:

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Apparently Grace isn't "fit and proper person" to run a massage shop.  Mr Speaker, I beg to differ.
She was also stuck in China due to the rona and unable to represent herself at the meeting.

So, they outsourced the 'ghostshopping' gig... funny
anyway - this mean they'll close down or?

[superjase]

I soon realised something was up so i glanced out of the hole in table and saw a mountain of dried up tissue on the side. She was taking tactical stops to blow her fucking nose.  My guess is she was quite reluctant to do any body slides incase she covered me in layers of her snot,

You realised she was unwell... and of course you're an intelligent being...

so i took matters into my own hands and turned over to play with her chest.

Scratch what I said about intelligent being.

I have woke up and sneezed a few times today, fuming!

Get yourself tested.

[petermisc]

You realised she was unwell... and of course you're an intelligent being...

Scratch what I said about intelligent being.

Get yourself tested.

Get himself tested for what?  If she had a runny nose, it is unlikely to be covid, more likely flu or common cold.

TBH, by the time he discovered she was unwell, she had probably already infected him, so not much to lose by carrying on.

[y101y]

I am sure there will be a few who will let regulars in through the back door. Anyone caught runs the risk of a five figure fine, which is a significant deterrent.

I just spoke to a certain place and they made it fairly obvious they will be accommodating during the lockdown.

Didn’t come right out and say it but it was clear. “Feel free to call during lockdown if you’d like and we can discuss things then” or similar.

[Wankingdead]

Skyline

Noriko

I saw her today she's quite tall around 5 ft 7. Her face looks average(5-6/10) or high average to me. Her massage was very basic. There weren't many strokes that felt ready good except for when she massaged my feet. After 15-20 mins on the clock she asked if I wanted extras. I just wanted to see her naked so I chose B2B. She revealed her body which wasn't great to my eyes but not bad either. She has a little bit of belly fat and a small rear. I usually like curvy women. Her B2B was basic with a few good points. Her HJ wasn't bad but not great for my circumcised minime.

I would rate her overall as averagely average. I might check back after month or two to see if she's improved but based on the session I wouldn't repeat because there are other (veteran) girls there with better service.

Noriko was one of the better masseuse at that joint, saw her few times and would give her a strong positive

[FlaccidChimp]

Noriko was one of the better masseuse at that joint, saw her few times and would give her a strong positive

This is the new Noriko that started recently. I think there was an old Noriko if you're talking about her.

[sparkus]

No WSWS in this Brixton joint it seems:

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Was it worth a recce? Read on.

After this post I rocked up to the address on the website, at first glance a Japanese restaurant (though much fine dining did ensue)
Massage posters in window, including one room at street level where you can see through a gap in the window and all the massage room contains 
Knocked at the door and was greeted by two spooked Chinese women and asked if I had an appointment.  Well, no, is that a problem? Clearly not.

Basement room, floor is wet from previous punter using shower and massage table is a massive thing like a double bed.  I pull out phone to show the website menu (£80 b2b) and send the lesser of the two women on her way and am attended to by the one on the advert/website.

I'd resolved on entry to stay as the SP is quite cute, curvy and has a way about her.  5' 3'' probably, reasonable chebbage on display and, interestingly, I can see an arse poking out of that dress.

Massage itself was quite decent, though before commencing she stripped down to a pair of flipflops I could see through the massage table hole.  Great use of elbows then got on table and used her body in a non-sensual way to massage me, for instance chin on back, knees on my shoulders etc.  When stood at table head she placed my hands on her derriere.

On the flip she asked if she could join me on the huge table which had plenty of room for two and she laid back and said I could "do whatever you want".  If Carlsberg did b2b...

So I parted her legs and went straight in with the RO, a bit salty but she impressively managed to position her heels against the wall and then put her hands on my head banging away like fuck.  Any considerations on her taste went out of the window as I just resolved to pig out until my jaw ached.  When she was spent I then resolved to inspect the chebs, she had a mum tum with some stretch marks but considering she's had a sprog or two those chebs were very full and heavy, with organ stop nipples (nice touch with the pendant between making them looking a pair of solid knockers).  After that she splayed in 69 above me and I gave some flicks of the tongue to her hairy bush as she tugged away, the finale being a titwank all over them.

Definitely one of my better b2bs of late.

[LLPunting]

This is the new Noriko that started recently. I think there was an old Noriko if you're talking about her.

Hmmm, interesting there were supposedly 3 girls working (according to earlier post) so who didn't turn up if Noriko was there?

[LLPunting]

Was it worth a recce? Read on.

After this post I rocked up to the address on the website, at first glance a Japanese restaurant (though much fine dining did ensue)
Massage posters in window, including one room at street level where you can see through a gap in the window and all the massage room contains 
Knocked at the door and was greeted by two spooked Chinese women and asked if I had an appointment.  Well, no, is that a problem? Clearly not.

Basement room, floor is wet from previous punter using shower and massage table is a massive thing like a double bed.  I pull out phone to show the website menu (£80 b2b) and send the lesser of the two women on her way and am attended to by the one on the advert/website.

I'd resolved on entry to stay as the SP is quite cute, curvy and has a way about her.  5' 3'' probably, reasonable chebbage on display and, interestingly, I can see an arse poking out of that dress.

Massage itself was quite decent, though before commencing she stripped down to a pair of flipflops I could see through the massage table hole.  Great use of elbows then got on table and used her body in a non-sensual way to massage me, for instance chin on back, knees on my shoulders etc.  When stood at table head she placed my hands on her derriere.

On the flip she asked if she could join me on the huge table which had plenty of room for two and she laid back and said I could "do whatever you want".  If Carlsberg did b2b...

So I parted her legs and went straight in with the RO, a bit salty but she impressively managed to position her heels against the wall and then put her hands on my head banging away like fuck.  Any considerations on her taste went out of the window as I just resolved to pig out until my jaw ached.  When she was spent I then resolved to inspect the chebs, she had a mum tum with some stretch marks but considering she's had a sprog or two those chebs were very full and heavy, with organ stop nipples (nice touch with the pendant between making them looking a pair of solid knockers).  After that she splayed in 69 above me and I gave some flicks of the tongue to her hairy bush as she tugged away, the finale being a titwank all over them.

Definitely one of my better b2bs of late.

Result!

Any indication if they will be closed come lockdown?

Is the place a weekly switcheroo operation?

[y101y]

Hmmm, interesting there were supposedly 3 girls working (according to earlier post) so who didn't turn up if Noriko was there?

Think you’ve mixed the days up: He said he saw Noriko on 3rd, yesterday it was the three girls Luna, Layla and Sophia. That in itself is interesting as I don’t remember there ever being three working on a day (I called and it was Luna and Layla splitting the day, swapping at 3pm). Guess the girls were trying to make a few quid before lockdown and management were accommodating.

Now that I think of it, wonder if a four hand massage was a possibility yesterday? Would’ve been pricey and of course those rooms aren’t made for three people!

[Solran]

Yep that’s what I heard too, 3pm change over. Nice idea to increase variety and options!😂

[sparkus]

Result!

Any indication if they will be closed come lockdown?

Is the place a weekly switcheroo operation?

Can't answer about lockdown but she said she's there all the time.

[Tedbandy]

Get himself tested for what?  If she had a runny nose, it is unlikely to be covid, more likely flu or common cold.

TBH, by the time he discovered she was unwell, she had probably already infected him, so not much to lose by carrying on.

Thanks Peter, saves me posting the same reply!

[petermisc]

Was it worth a recce? Read on.
I pull out phone to show the website menu (£80 b2b) and send the lesser of the two women on her way and am attended to by the one on the advert/website.

Have their (Viona) prices gone up already?  Looking at their website, they are asking £80-100 for hot oil massage, but the "B&B" nuru is £120?
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[sparkus]

Posted in error.

[sparkus]

Have their (Viona) prices gone up already?  Looking at their website, they are asking £80-100 for hot oil massage, but the "B&B" nuru is £120?
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That's for an hour.

[g284]

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Mita now Nara and Mena

same number 07724780541

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[sparkus]

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I've seen this one and am sure I mini reviewed her a few pages back.  In summary: a nice pair of jubblies on her but service terrible and greedy with it.

[petermisc]

That's for an hour.

Agreed.  But I can't find anywhere on the Viona web-site where they give a price for anything less than an hour for B-B.

[sparkus]

Agreed.  But I can't find anywhere on the Viona web-site where they give a price for anything less than an hour for B-B.

Someone on here texted them and got that price quoted, when I visited they confirmed that was the rate.  I didn't have 120 on me so if they'd stuck to that then they'd have lost my custom and 80 quid.

[No None Sense]

Saw Maria recently:

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40 something chubby lady in N5 area
£100 for the hour. Warm and friendly lady and as soon as I took my clothes off asked if I wanted to have sex or massage?!
Obviously sex it was.
She wanted to be fucked hard and that's what she got.
Average looking and a bit crazy, Couldn't make sense of what she was saying. OK fuck though
Won't see her again

[petermisc]

Someone on here texted them and got that price quoted, when I visited they confirmed that was the rate.  I didn't have 120 on me so if they'd stuck to that then they'd have lost my custom and 80 quid.

Thanks for the correction/clarification.  Can't see that deal on Davebe80s original post #7046 either, so looks like you blagged yourself a good deal.