London massage shop mini reviews

[LLPunting]

The time it was sent is especially bad but just sending the text in the first place is stupidity. Yet when I had similar a couple months back someone was on here defending them. ‘It is a legit business after all’ or something like that. Jesus wept.

Why is it stupid?

Your moral behaviour is NOT their responsibility.  They are servicing YOUR behaviour.  If you are operating in a risky manner that is YOUR responsibility.  Trying to blame a shop for your careless management of your privacy by not securing your "secret" behaviour highlights the fact that you do not care enough about your behaviour to protect it.  If you can afford £40+ quid to fuck a girl (or obtain any other sexual service) behind the backs of others in your life that would disapprove then you can afford the £30+ to buy a phone, SIM and credit to keep it discrete.

Did the shop text you to say "We're open Monday, ready to give you a blow job or fuck you senseless from 6pm"?

[adders]

Has anyone been to Zhangri-La post lockdown? Planning on seeing Lin this week and was wondering if things have changed at all, ie are they wearing masks and had the service changed?

[disco]

Anyone with any intel around the Dulwich area? East Dulwich, Forest Hill, Village ... even Peckham etc? Thanks

[Fully Sated]

Has anyone been to Zhangri-La post lockdown? Planning on seeing Lin this week and was wondering if things have changed at all, ie are they wearing masks and had the service changed?

Adders, your audacidy is astonishing. Have you considered making a useful contribution to this forum at any stage during your seven year membership?

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[paulub45]

Hi
I walked past the TCM in Windsor Street Uxbridge earlier and it looked like it was open.
Hope this is useful to someone

[Juulesy]

Herbal Clinic in Cricklewood is also open.  Although I'm still a bit apprehensive about popping out for dipping in, as it were.  Gonna wait till the end of the month at least to see if it looks safer.

[tonystark]

I haven't been in here for a long time as I live abroad and haven't punted, but now back for a few months. After a walk around China Town and immediate Soho area here's a top ten of the massage shops status as of lunch time today... Ok more than 10...

Clue the Pick of the pops music and scratchy public information film intro...

Newport Court
Easy Health open
Girl in door of #16 (not sure right number) and 3 different girls seen in door over 1 hour - so may have been busy

Gerrard St
Everwell closed - I know someone who works in this shop and they should be open again very very soon.
Elegant closed

Wardour St
Mubao closed
Everwell open - I asked if they had anyone for a massage and they had one Thai girl called Alice on, but she was booked for a few hours, so its getting busy out there!

Lisle St
Everwell closed - looked rather messy inside and they may have been stripping the shelves so may not reopen, but may be wrong?

Little Newport St
Hong Ning open, customers seen going in. This shop has been open pretty much for the whole of lock down for TCM sales.
Well Natural Massage open, girl in door

Rupert Court
Step in reflexology opening on 14th July

Rupert St
White Lily Spa open
Rupert Jade closed
Vavi Thai closed

Shaftsbury ave
Everwell closed
Asian Touch closed
Be Health open

Frith St
Elements closed 

Tisbury Ct
White Lily Spa open

Archer st
Organic Health open

Brewer St
Thai massage shop in basement looked open

Charing Cross Rd
Everwell closed

Adelaide St
Everwell closed 

Some more may be opening soon, others may never open again, I understand talking to a friend that works in one shop that many of the girls went back to China as soon as they could when we went into lockdown.

[Mothball15]

Elements soho to open next week.

[Private Member]

Anyone with any intel around the Dulwich area? East Dulwich, Forest Hill, Village ... even Peckham etc? Thanks

Thai Miracle on Lordship Lane (I think) should offer you something from what I've read...There doesn't seem to be anything recent reported, so what you get may depend on who you get.

Would be interested to hear others experience here - names, services, prices etc.

[y101y]

Anyone been back into Skyline/Emily’s? She has reopened and says Layla, Sonia and Luna working. No Clair for July but didn’t clarify if or when she is coming back. Tara is not due back. Not seen Layla or Luna before and limited info on them on here. Any info appreciated.

Seems they’re back in full swing! Spoke to them yesterday and they sounded quite busy. Good for them, hope they can recover quickly.

Sonya (naturally) and the ‘Argentine girl’ (can’t remember name, maybe that’s Layla?) working.

[Muff licker]

Hi
I walked past the TCM in Windsor Street Uxbridge earlier and it looked like it was open.
Hope this is useful to someone

Yes its open I had a massage there last week topless and HE with Cindy older fat bird

[disco]

Have any of you passed by the places in wentworth st? Are they starting to open?

[disco]

Thai Miracle on Lordship Lane (I think) should offer you something from what I've read...There doesn't seem to be anything recent reported, so what you get may depend on who you get.

Would be interested to hear others experience here - names, services, prices etc.

I will try that out - once it opens.

[sparkus]

Yes its open I had a massage there last week topless and HE with Cindy older fat bird

'Fat' is of course quite subjective and could in fact mean curvy and busty (especially in a Chinese context)?

[worldpunter]

I will try that out - once it opens.

   it opened this week ,from monday

[Muff licker]

'Fat' is of course quite subjective and could in fact mean curvy and busty (especially in a Chinese context)?

It could Sparkus but this one had a massive round belly so in my books fat

[Ozy84]

In these “beggars can’t be choosers” times, if you fancy yourself a rare ebony/Chinese combo  then head over to Yoko’s on abbey rd 

[Horizontal pleasures]

Hi
I walked past the TCM in Windsor Street Uxbridge earlier and it looked like it was open.
Hope this is useful to someone

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[Horizontal pleasures]

Herbal Clinic in Cricklewood is also open.  Although I'm still a bit apprehensive about popping out for dipping in, as it were.  Gonna wait till the end of the month at least to see if it looks safer.

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[Jeffers77]

51 Oxford Street open - new lady tho (saw her standing outside I recognise her face from ads).

[disco]

Have any of you passed by the places in wentworth st? Are they starting to open?

I passed them myself (did not partake) today and they are both open.

[Moneyd]

Might be the wrong thread but Irina’s Inverness Terrace lot are back in a new location.

I visited Emily yesterday (first time with this place) and I’m so annoyed I never tried before over the years.

Now in Gloucester Terrace.

Review to follow later.

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[Botev Plovdiv]

Traversed the length and breadth of Chinatown this morning and most of the shops and doorways are now open. But literally every time I looked at a doorway someone would dive in. It's bizarre, there's hardly anyone around, but it seems everyone desperate for a HJ has made a beeline. Still a few shops closed, but if you don't have a fave then there are plenty of options.

[y101y]

Visited skyline yesterday and had an hour with the ‘Argentine’ (seems more Brazilian). She was saying how busy it’s been since Monday. Not too surprising!

[horsa]

Visited skyline yesterday and had an hour with the ‘Argentine’ (seems more Brazilian). She was saying how busy it’s been since Monday. Not too surprising!

look forward to the review 

[sexy pete]

All of the massage shops in Chinatown and Soho are now open. The seedy one at 16 Newport Court had a girl in a mini-skirt and a mask (!) outside touting for trade. This place has guaranteed extras, and is the nearest thing to a walk-up in their continuing closure.

[sparkus]

Good intel on Acuherb Ruislip: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=280013.0

[y101y]

look forward to the review 

Ha I think I’ve reviewed girls from skyline before, not sure what the rules are about that. But briefly:

Layla is the Argentine girl (another poster reminded me of her name in a PM). Nice curvy Latina body - big arse, great fake tits, a bit of chubbiness but in a good way to me. Massage was ok. On offer was b2b + hj for 40, bj for 60 and full serv 100. I’m sure I could’ve haggled but wasn’t bothered so paid the 60 for covered oral. The bj was ok but the b2b and sexy talk (which I love) was quite good.

Nothing too special but a decent way to spend an hour.

[LLPunting]

Ha I think I’ve reviewed girls from skyline before, not sure what the rules are about that. But briefly:

Layla is the Argentine girl (another poster reminded me of her name in a PM). Nice curvy Latina body - big arse, great fake tits, a bit of chubbiness but in a good way to me. Massage was ok. On offer was b2b + hj for 40, bj for 60 and full serv 100. I’m sure I could’ve haggled but wasn’t bothered so paid the 60 for covered oral. The bj was ok but the b2b and sexy talk (which I love) was quite good.

Nothing too special but a decent way to spend an hour.

Performance aside, don't settle for just OW @ +60, you should get FS for that and certainly no more than +80 if a girl has a few extra tricks to add to the party.
At that price you're better off with Sonja or even Luna (although she may be getting greedy for cash, in which case don't).

[Jeffers77]

51 Oxford Street open - new lady tho (saw her standing outside I recognise her face from ads).

Confirmed -  Its Hannah/BingBing's new spot.

[sparkus]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=280085.0

This followed this review: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=279865.0

[LLPunting]

New lady Susana at Skyline.
40 something size 12+, worn looks, African, pleasant demeanour but more a masseuse stooping to tugging. Not the under 30 Sz 8 advertised. Be warned
wants more than 40 for b2b, declined.
rough  hands, competent massage
Not worth the trouble  if you want extras
Won't repeat

Forgot to say I think  she wore a mask throughout but no gloves.
Would've posted much earlier but phone flatlined.

No jollies but fairly safe first foray after finishing shielding duties and everyone else is off on hols for couple of months.

[LLPunting]

Interesting intel found whilst searching GT for places that are open.

Job ads for various parlours giving idea of remunerations for girls.

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[bhudda]

Interesting intel found whilst searching GT for places that are open.

Job ads for various parlours giving idea of remunerations for girls.

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The rates of pay seem to vary quite a lot from place to place. And £15 commission per client? Is that the same regardless of whether the session is 30 mins or an hour or 2 hours i wonder?

[Muff licker]

£100 to £250 per day cash in hand wow no tax circa £65k

[sparkus]

I wonder what "open mind" is code for...

[harry1980]

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Has anyone had the pleasure of seeing NINA in Bayswater please as per above link? She’s charging £150 for a b2b massage which is sky high and I’m booked to see her this week and don’t want to waste my cash by toft?

Thanks in advance!

[LLPunting]

The rates of pay seem to vary quite a lot from place to place. And £15 commission per client? Is that the same regardless of whether the session is 30 mins or an hour or 2 hours i wonder?

Got the impression the hrly is only paid per hr of bookings by many of the places. Those will likely be the ones we could rely on extra mileage.

[LLPunting]

I wonder what "open mind" is code for...

Probably to do with archaic management who aren't very pc about their behaviour 




 

[KingCrowley]

Interesting intel found whilst searching GT for places that are open.

Job ads for various parlours giving idea of remunerations for girls.

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Time for a career change,i might give them a call.

[stampjones]

Interesting intel found whilst searching GT for places that are open.

Job ads for various parlours giving idea of remunerations for girls.

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Great info there LLP - that deserves avirtual 

[sparkus]

Great info there LLP - that deserves avirtual 

I'd be happy to pay £9 an hour for 8 hours flat with a lunch break to any prospective Athree employee.  It'd be less work than stepping foot in there.

[stampjones]

I'd be happy to pay £9 an hour for 8 hours flat with a lunch break to any prospective Athree employee.  It'd be less work than stepping foot in there.

Brilliant! You forgot the extra £15 you’d have to pay her for her only customer though 

[Wankingdead]

New girl @ Skyline Jasmine Indian, any intel?

[adders]

Saw Lin at Zhangri La Wimbledon last week. Excellent service as usual, spent most of the hour with my face between her legs, no kissing at all, every time I tried she would move her face out of the way.

[thesome]

Bamboo spa in Finsbury park is opened up again. But it is still not safe enough to visit them 😔

[y101y]

New girl @ Skyline Jasmine Indian, any intel?

Oh yeah? Interesting.

 Asian Tara is great looking but massage is fucking useless. I was told she is very popular with the Asian punters who clearly care more about ethnicity than service, which is fair enough. She is good looking.

But sounds like they’ve found an alternative, hope she gives a better massage.

[nckbob]

I was in skyline yesterday and was hoping to catch a glimpse of Jasmine or try her out but alas she started in her room with another punter whilst I was seeing Vicky, who it turns out does a good firm massage and an excellent long teasing naked he for 40 which was excellent even if she started off quite standoffish.

[y101y]

I was in skyline yesterday and was hoping to catch a glimpse of Jasmine or try her out but alas she started in her room with another punter whilst I was seeing Vicky, who it turns out does a good firm massage and an excellent long teasing naked he for 40 which was excellent even if she started off quite standoffish.

Which one is Vicky again? I’m terrible with names. Is she the big Russian?

[Duron]

Apart from Lora (noted here on a Review) who else with big natural boobs is back now?