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Offline worldpunter

I will try that out - once it opens.


   it opened this week ,from monday

Offline Muff licker

'Fat' is of course quite subjective and could in fact mean curvy and busty (especially in a Chinese context)?
It could Sparkus but this one had a massive round belly so in my books fat

Offline Ozy84

In these “beggars can’t be choosers” times, if you fancy yourself a rare ebony/Chinese combo  then head over to Yoko’s on abbey rd  :drinks:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Hi
I walked past the TCM in Windsor Street Uxbridge earlier and it looked like it was open.
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Herbal Clinic in Cricklewood is also open.  Although I'm still a bit apprehensive about popping out for dipping in, as it were.  Gonna wait till the end of the month at least to see if it looks safer.
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Offline Jeffers77

51 Oxford Street open - new lady tho (saw her standing outside I recognise her face from ads).

Offline disco

Have any of you passed by the places in wentworth st? Are they starting to open?

I passed them myself (did not partake) today and they are both open.

Offline Moneyd

Might be the wrong thread but Irina’s Inverness Terrace lot are back in a new location.

I visited Emily yesterday (first time with this place) and I’m so annoyed I never tried before over the years.

Now in Gloucester Terrace.

Review to follow later.

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Offline Botev Plovdiv

Traversed the length and breadth of Chinatown this morning and most of the shops and doorways are now open. But literally every time I looked at a doorway someone would dive in. It's bizarre, there's hardly anyone around, but it seems everyone desperate for a HJ has made a beeline. Still a few shops closed, but if you don't have a fave then there are plenty of options.

Offline y101y

Visited skyline yesterday and had an hour with the ‘Argentine’ (seems more Brazilian). She was saying how busy it’s been since Monday. Not too surprising!


Offline horsa

Visited skyline yesterday and had an hour with the ‘Argentine’ (seems more Brazilian). She was saying how busy it’s been since Monday. Not too surprising!

look forward to the review  :wacko:

Offline sexy pete

All of the massage shops in Chinatown and Soho are now open. The seedy one at 16 Newport Court had a girl in a mini-skirt and a mask (!) outside touting for trade. This place has guaranteed extras, and is the nearest thing to a walk-up in their continuing closure.

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look forward to the review  :wacko:
Ha I think I’ve reviewed girls from skyline before, not sure what the rules are about that. But briefly:

Layla is the Argentine girl (another poster reminded me of her name in a PM). Nice curvy Latina body - big arse, great fake tits, a bit of chubbiness but in a good way to me. Massage was ok. On offer was b2b + hj for 40, bj for 60 and full serv 100. I’m sure I could’ve haggled but wasn’t bothered so paid the 60 for covered oral. The bj was ok but the b2b and sexy talk (which I love) was quite good.

Nothing too special but a decent way to spend an hour.
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Ha I think I’ve reviewed girls from skyline before, not sure what the rules are about that. But briefly:

Layla is the Argentine girl (another poster reminded me of her name in a PM). Nice curvy Latina body - big arse, great fake tits, a bit of chubbiness but in a good way to me. Massage was ok. On offer was b2b + hj for 40, bj for 60 and full serv 100. I’m sure I could’ve haggled but wasn’t bothered so paid the 60 for covered oral. The bj was ok but the b2b and sexy talk (which I love) was quite good.

Nothing too special but a decent way to spend an hour.

Performance aside, don't settle for just OW @ +60, you should get FS for that and certainly no more than +80 if a girl has a few extra tricks to add to the party.
At that price you're better off with Sonja or even Luna (although she may be getting greedy for cash, in which case don't).

Offline Jeffers77

51 Oxford Street open - new lady tho (saw her standing outside I recognise her face from ads).

Confirmed -  Its Hannah/BingBing's new spot.
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New lady Susana at Skyline.
40 something size 12+, worn looks, African, pleasant demeanour but more a masseuse stooping to tugging. Not the under 30 Sz 8 advertised. Be warned
wants more than 40 for b2b, declined.
rough  hands, competent massage
Not worth the trouble  if you want extras
Won't repeat

Forgot to say I think  she wore a mask throughout but no gloves.
Would've posted much earlier but phone flatlined.

No jollies but fairly safe first foray after finishing shielding duties and everyone else is off on hols for couple of months.
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Interesting intel found whilst searching GT for places that are open.

Job ads for various parlours giving idea of remunerations for girls.

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Interesting intel found whilst searching GT for places that are open.

Job ads for various parlours giving idea of remunerations for girls.

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The rates of pay seem to vary quite a lot from place to place. And £15 commission per client? Is that the same regardless of whether the session is 30 mins or an hour or 2 hours i wonder?

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£100 to £250 per day cash in hand wow no tax circa £65k

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I wonder what "open mind" is code for...

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Has anyone had the pleasure of seeing NINA in Bayswater please as per above link? She’s charging £150 for a b2b massage which is sky high and I’m booked to see her this week and don’t want to waste my cash by toft?

Thanks in advance!

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The rates of pay seem to vary quite a lot from place to place. And £15 commission per client? Is that the same regardless of whether the session is 30 mins or an hour or 2 hours i wonder?
Got the impression the hrly is only paid per hr of bookings by many of the places. Those will likely be the ones we could rely on extra mileage.

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I wonder what "open mind" is code for...

Probably to do with archaic management who aren't very pc about their behaviour  :unknown:




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Interesting intel found whilst searching GT for places that are open.

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Time for a career change,i might give them a call.

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Great info there LLP - that deserves avirtual  :drinks:

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Great info there LLP - that deserves avirtual  :drinks:

I'd be happy to pay £9 an hour for 8 hours flat with a lunch break to any prospective Athree employee.  It'd be less work than stepping foot in there.

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I'd be happy to pay £9 an hour for 8 hours flat with a lunch break to any prospective Athree employee.  It'd be less work than stepping foot in there.
Brilliant! You forgot the extra £15 you’d have to pay her for her only customer though  :drinks:

Offline Wankingdead

New girl @ Skyline Jasmine Indian, any intel?

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Saw Lin at Zhangri La Wimbledon last week. Excellent service as usual, spent most of the hour with my face between her legs, no kissing at all, every time I tried she would move her face out of the way.

Offline thesome

Bamboo spa in Finsbury park is opened up again. But it is still not safe enough to visit them 😔

Offline y101y

New girl @ Skyline Jasmine Indian, any intel?
Oh yeah? Interesting.

 Asian Tara is great looking but massage is fucking useless. I was told she is very popular with the Asian punters who clearly care more about ethnicity than service, which is fair enough. She is good looking.

But sounds like they’ve found an alternative, hope she gives a better massage.

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I was in skyline yesterday and was hoping to catch a glimpse of Jasmine or try her out but alas she started in her room with another punter whilst I was seeing Vicky, who it turns out does a good firm massage and an excellent long teasing naked he for 40 which was excellent even if she started off quite standoffish.
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I was in skyline yesterday and was hoping to catch a glimpse of Jasmine or try her out but alas she started in her room with another punter whilst I was seeing Vicky, who it turns out does a good firm massage and an excellent long teasing naked he for 40 which was excellent even if she started off quite standoffish.
Which one is Vicky again? I’m terrible with names. Is she the big Russian?

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Apart from Lora (noted here on a Review) who else with big natural boobs is back now?


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Which one is Vicky again? I’m terrible with names. Is she the big Russian?
Slim  Czech with tattoo on shoulder and lovely assets (not too big not to small)
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Slim  Czech with tattoo on shoulder and lovely assets (not too big not to small)
Ah right. Cheers.

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Which one is Vicky again? I’m terrible with names. Is she the big Russian?

That's Clair.

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That's Clair.
Oh yeah, I remember now. Like I said, I’m shit with names!

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Oh yeah, I remember now. Like I said, I’m shit with names!

Especially your user name.   ;)   :D   :hi:

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New girl @ Skyline Jasmine Indian, any intel?
Phoned them today - Sonya and Vicky working. Apparently this new Indian girl is working Saturday. Also tomorrow is a new  South African (white, black, I don’t know). Was told “lots of new girls are starting every day”. Obviously not today though  :rolleyes:

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Phoned them today - Sonya and Vicky working. Apparently this new Indian girl is working Saturday. Also tomorrow is a new  South African (white, black, I don’t know). Was told “lots of new girls are starting every day”. Obviously not today though  :rolleyes:

As LLP mentioned, the ads are going up online so we can look forward to some returnees and new entrants to the profession, not least as many of the Chinese will have either returned or not had chance to come into the country.

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Both shops in Petticoat Lane market (Aldgate East/Liverpool st) were open when I checked on Wednesday.

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Both shops in Petticoat Lane market (Aldgate East/Liverpool st) were open when I checked on Wednesday.

There's also the Thai shop on Toynbee Street, plus a new Chinese salon on that corner which states massages in the window (not tried).

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Ha I think I’ve reviewed girls from skyline before, not sure what the rules are about that. But briefly:

Layla is the Argentine girl (another poster reminded me of her name in a PM). Nice curvy Latina body - big arse, great fake tits, a bit of chubbiness but in a good way to me. Massage was ok. On offer was b2b + hj for 40, bj for 60 and full serv 100. I’m sure I could’ve haggled but wasn’t bothered so paid the 60 for covered oral. The bj was ok but the b2b and sexy talk (which I love) was quite good.

Nothing too special but a decent way to spend an hour.


Where are Skyline based? Where is this Layla? Any contact info? Are they based out of a shop?
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Where are Skyline based? Where is this Layla? Any contact info? Are they based out of a shop?

You can find that out by searching the plentiful information already posted.  This is a written forum not a transient voice conversation.

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I'm not getting a reply from Lora after sending text inquiry. Is she really back? Thanks

Offline jimmypoo

Newport Court, London.

Was exceptionally horny on Tuesday, hadn't had any action for over 4 months, my eyes were out on storks at every woman I saw.

Only one door open with a masseuse outside.

Masseuse was Kitty.  She looked great in her summer dress.  Slim and petite.  Couldn't see face as she was wearing mask, which she wore throughout. 

All the way to the top floor - three flights of steps to narrow, slanted roofed box room, table along wall.  No towel, basin in corner.

£30 for 30.

Massage was light and unerotica - actually had a hard-on before massage but it began to wilt at the lack of stimulation.

Kitty asked if I wanted any extras - I asked what was on offer?

Handjob for £30

B2B for £60

I remembered from training to confirm B2B was fully naked before handing over the money, she said that would be £100!  I said no way and begun to get dressed.  Kitty wrestled me to the table whilst taking her knickers off.

Nice body, natural small tits with large nipples, very hairy pussy, c-section scar.  I would say Kitty was late 30's at most.

B2B consisted of her rubbing her oily tits up and down my body from the side of the table.  She did give my chap a bit of attention with her tits.  She allowed me to finger around her arsehole and pussy - I didn't try to penetrate her pussy but I gave it a good rub, she was dry as a bone.

HJ was very very light and lacking - I thought I would explode at the mere touch of a woman but I could just about maintain my stiffness.

After 5 minutes, she upped her game by mounting the table and grinding her pussy into my thigh, she pulled my hand from my side and directed a finger into her pussy - that'll do it and I shot two large streams, both catching her on the head on the way down.

Half-arsedly wiped me with tissue and went.

I got dressed and left.

£90 in total.

Would not return for kitty.


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Newport Court, London.

Was exceptionally horny on Tuesday, hadn't had any action for over 4 months, my eyes were out on storks at every woman I saw.

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I remembered from training to confirm B2B was fully naked before handing over the money, she said that would be £100!  I said no way and begun to get dressed.  Kitty wrestled me to the table whilst taking her knickers off.
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Thanks for the warning JP.   :drinks:

Need to refresh your Massage 102:
1) Particularly with suspect providers always confirm exact form of service delivery i.e. nude body slides not rubbing from side of table/bed, touching tits/pussy/a-hole allowed.
2) Don't bother with girls who wildly over-quote and then take what you're offering.
3) IF you do proceed then put money on table and say she can have it after the service is done.

I don't often use 3) as I tend to be out the door if they're difficult about what's on offer and what's a reasonable price.  Too many other more obliging girls to be found.
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I'm not getting a reply from Lora after sending text inquiry. Is she really back? Thanks

She was but has now gone home.  Back in September.