London massage shop mini reviews

[Hugeadmirer]

Did the head massage include a facial massage ? Facial massages are considered problematic for example for massages in Malta: External Link/Members Only

Also did the masseuse not provide some hand gel to clean your hands ? That would have been a simple thing to lay on.

Just scalp. She used hand gel Just before the massage started. I didn’t ask and she didn’t offer but if I did I doubt it would have been a problem.

She was all round very nice and chatty. Not the moody type you sometimes get

[76shen]

Driving around I've noticed a number of massage shops. look like they have closed down. Chinese medicine on Star St. Paddington. Wellbeing on Kensington Church St. and Oriental Pearl on Edgware Rd. If you know of Any more closing.

[rebelsurge]

The green fronted shop in Wardour Street near O'Neills pub has a to let sign.

[djjake]

Can anyone recommend someone who works independently from a shop and offers an actual decent massage as well as HE. Not that bothered about looks. Just need a few knots taking out as well as a nut 

[LLPunting]

Can anyone recommend someone who works independently from a shop and offers an actual decent massage as well as HE. Not that bothered about looks. Just need a few knots taking out as well as a nut 

Try the indies thread.

[Baxter63]

Driving around I've noticed a number of massage shops. look like they have closed down. Chinese medicine on Star St. Paddington. Wellbeing on Kensington Church St. and Oriental Pearl on Edgware Rd. If you know of Any more closing.

Yee in Star Street has gone - cleared out and signage removed.  Been gone for at least a month.

Oriental Pearl - it's only that the security shutters are down, just like dozens of other massage shops. Lots of them use shutters overnight, in normal times, anyway. In that part of Edgware Road, even 'ordinary' shops and cafes, etc., have shutters down when closed for the night.

Don't be fooled by the shutters.

Wellbeing doesn't look like it's closed down - it's just locked up, lights off and the advertising board moved back from the door. I passed OP, the other day and Wellbeing, I sat in traffic outside of yesterday, so had a good look. In fact I pass all three at least half a dozen times a week.

[Horizontal pleasures]

Not only London or even mostly not London but not sure where to post it? Certainly fun!

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[Yves_Dobon]

I tried calling a few TCMs in Lewisham area yesterday.  No answer but i tried Emilys, Lee High Rd, on the off chance and got a reply.  Only 1 girl each day, Sonya yesterday and Luna today.  Back door only!

[Xtro]

I tried calling a few TCMs in Lewisham area yesterday.  No answer but i tried Emilys, Lee High Rd, on the off chance and got a reply.  Only 1 girl each day, Sonya yesterday and Luna today. Back door only!

Jokes welcome.....

[LLPunting]

I tried calling a few TCMs in Lewisham area yesterday.  No answer but i tried Emilys, Lee High Rd, on the off chance and got a reply.  Only 1 girl each day, Sonya yesterday and Luna today.  Back door only!

Layla tomorrow, no other girls confirmed yet.  No new girls expected.  No Clair, Nikki, Anna or the American.

[Bigboy247]

I think Yunji in West Ken is open again.

[Deeeazy]

Oriental Pearl on Edgware Road now gone. There is a Shop to let sign.
The shop changed hands just before the pandemic.

[stampjones]

Dipped my toe back in the waters today. Not gonna name the shop as its still illegal. I think its a good idea if we do that until everything is fully open again. I’ll just name the area, no shop or girl name. Anyone interested in details can PM. What do you guys think? Overkill or worth playing it coy for now?

[stampjones]

Following on from above went to a shop in the wimbledon area. I said I wasnt going to name the girl but tbh I forgot to ask. Its been so long it was like a first time experience.

Went in through the main shop entrance tho it was locked and I had to phone ahead to get in. 25 for 30. Was a pretty weird experience stripping off and waiting for her to come in after so long. She was probably 40s - solid with small tits. Bum and legs were solid muscle with a tiny bit of belly, but not much. Was wearing a mask throughout.

She came in and following the sparkus trademark approach had my hands at the top of the table and as if my magic, 2 seconds later one was resting against her thigh while the other was solidly wedged between her legs. She spent a few minutes poking at my back but I wasnt interested. I had a lot of muck saved up.

Pretty soon she moved to my arse, cc swipes, reach unders. I started running my hand up and down her legs (knickers getting wet -yowza). 40 for b2b was negotiated and the clothes came off. Was pretty weird watching her climb aboard wearing nothing but a mask. Hairy puss for those interested. All access was available and utilised. She seemed pretty turned on but I didnt try to escalate to sex. Wasnt too long before 3 months worth was deposited over her tits and belly.

Was good to be back.

Nice shower to clean up, paid the 40 and was on my way.

Would I return? Yes but unfortunately I have no idea who to ask for. Oh well...

[KingCrowley]

Following on from above went to a shop in the wimbledon area. I said I wasnt going to name the girl but tbh I forgot to ask. Its been so long it was like a first time experience.

Went in through the main shop entrance tho it was locked and I had to phone ahead to get in. 25 for 30. Was a pretty weird experience stripping off and waiting for her to come in after so long. She was probably 40s - solid with small tits. Bum and legs were solid muscle with a tiny bit of belly, but not much. Was wearing a mask throughout.

She came in and following the sparkus trademark approach had my hands at the top of the table and as if my magic, 2 seconds later one was resting against her thigh while the other was solidly wedged between her legs. She spent a few minutes poking at my back but I wasnt interested. I had a lot of muck saved up.

Pretty soon she moved to my arse, cc swipes, reach unders. I started running my hand up and down her legs (knickers getting wet -yowza). 40 for b2b was negotiated and the clothes came off. Was pretty weird watching her climb aboard wearing nothing but a mask. Hairy puss for those interested. All access was available and utilised. She seemed pretty turned on but I didnt try to escalate to sex. Wasnt too long before 3 months worth was deposited over her tits and belly.

Was good to be back.

Nice shower to clean up, paid the 40 and was on my way.

Would I return? Yes but unfortunately I have no idea who to ask for. Oh well...

How did you got an appointment if you don't mind saying ? Just phoned the usual advert phone number? Thanks

[Traffic]

Called chinese massage in Waterloo (the cut) this afternoon and they are opened. It’s linked with a dry cleaner, probably their way around the restriction.

[stampjones]

How did you got an appointment if you don't mind saying ? Just phoned the usual advert phone number? Thanks

Yeah exactly - gumtree ad

[sparkus]

Called chinese massage in Waterloo (the cut) this afternoon and they are opened. It’s linked with a dry cleaner, probably their way around the restriction.

They've also been advertising on Gumtree for weeks.

[Wankingdead]

Daiana Brazilian in Kennington
Welcome back to the world of punting, met this Brazilian beauty a couple of times, she advertises as a genuine masseuse, place is a basement small Brazilian waxing shop, right under a barbershop but with a separate door on a side street so discreet, two small massage rooms Reasonable facilities, Daiana is 5:6, slimmish with nice curves as would be expected from a Latina, £40 deep tissue and an extra £20 for HE in the first visit and £40 for topless massage on the next visit, she doesn’t do topless first time, massage itself was average, lots of cc swipes that progressed to cock and ball massage, she likes to rim and she is good at it but it is not my thing, second time was topless but refused to remove joggings, pretty early thirties I would say decent services for the money.

[kewrghwr]

Osterlies back in business, we both wore a mask, temperature checked and hand gel before and after - otherwise pretty much back to normal

[Flithy Red]

Culture Secretary Oliver Dowden has announced opening of beauty salons, spas, tattooists and tanning studios in England from Monday. I assume that the list includes massage shops?

[rebelsurge]

No it doesn't

What else is still closed?
The following sectors are all still closed in England:

Nightclubs, dance halls, discotheques
Casinos
Bowling alleys
Indoor skating rinks
Indoor play areas
Spas
Tanning booths and salons
Massage parlours
Indoor fitness and dance studios
Exhibition halls and conference centres

[sparkus]

I'm sure some will claim to be beauty salons.

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"avoiding skin to skin contact"

[stevoleavo]

According to the press release

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"Beauty salons, nail bars, tattoo and massage studios, physical therapy businesses and spas across England will be able to reopen safely from Monday 13 July under new government plans, announced today (9 July)."

So it would seem they are able to open, subject to completing their own risk assessment.

[rebelsurge]

Yes that looks good

[sparkus]

I fully intend to 'eat out to help out' as soon as they reopen:

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[Hugeadmirer]

 

Made me chuckle. Thanks Sparkus

I fully intend to 'eat out to help out' as soon as they reopen:

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[LLPunting]

I fully intend to 'eat out to help out' as soon as they reopen:

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Good luck getting your tenner refund.

[Xtro]

I fully intend to 'eat out to help out' as soon as they reopen:

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I don't know wher you put it all!!      

[Jellaby]

Daiana Brazilian in Kennington
Welcome back to the world of punting, met this Brazilian beauty a couple of times, she advertises as a genuine masseuse, place is a basement small Brazilian waxing shop, right under a barbershop but with a separate door on a side street so discreet, two small massage rooms Reasonable facilities, Daiana is 5:6, slimmish with nice curves as would be expected from a Latina, £40 deep tissue and an extra £20 for HE in the first visit and £40 for topless massage on the next visit, she doesn’t do topless first time, massage itself was average, lots of cc swipes that progressed to cock and ball massage, she likes to rim and she is good at it but it is not my thing, second time was topless but refused to remove joggings, pretty early thirties I would say decent services for the money.

Is there an advert, contact number or street?

[stampjones]

I'm sure some will claim to be beauty salons.

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"avoiding skin to skin contact"

Looks like they dont have to. Massage included:

The guidance also applies to businesses that operate in different locations, such as massage therapists working in people’s homes, and those learning in vocational training environments.

Assuming if massage in your home is allowed its allowed in shops

[Solran]

Anyone been back into Skyline/Emily’s? She has reopened and says Layla, Sonia and Luna working. No Clair for July but didn’t clarify if or when she is coming back. Tara is not due back. Not seen Layla or Luna before and limited info on them on here. Any info appreciated.

[LLPunting]

Anyone been back into Skyline/Emily’s? She has reopened and says Layla, Sonia and Luna working. No Clair for July but didn’t clarify if or when she is coming back. Tara is not due back. Not seen Layla or Luna before and limited info on them on here. Any info appreciated.

Info on both tells you what they look like and what their attitude and services are like.  What else are you after?

[horsa]

Daiana Brazilian in Kennington
Welcome back to the world of punting, met this Brazilian beauty a couple of times, she advertises as a genuine masseuse, place is a basement small Brazilian waxing shop, right under a barbershop but with a separate door on a side street so discreet, two small massage rooms Reasonable facilities, Daiana is 5:6, slimmish with nice curves as would be expected from a Latina, £40 deep tissue and an extra £20 for HE in the first visit and £40 for topless massage on the next visit, she doesn’t do topless first time, massage itself was average, lots of cc swipes that progressed to cock and ball massage, she likes to rim and she is good at it but it is not my thing, second time was topless but refused to remove joggings, pretty early thirties I would say decent services for the money.

rims but doesn't go topless?  rimming extra?

[KingCrowley]

Had a text from Bamboo Spa last night after 21.30 
Saying they will open from Monday. Unprofessional and a big negative.

[y101y]

Had a text from Bamboo Spa last night after 21.30 
Saying they will open from Monday. Unprofessional and a big negative.

The time it was sent is especially bad but just sending the text in the first place is stupidity. Yet when I had similar a couple months back someone was on here defending them. ‘It is a legit business after all’ or something like that. Jesus wept.

[LLPunting]

The time it was sent is especially bad but just sending the text in the first place is stupidity. Yet when I had similar a couple months back someone was on here defending them. ‘It is a legit business after all’ or something like that. Jesus wept.

Why is it stupid?

Your moral behaviour is NOT their responsibility.  They are servicing YOUR behaviour.  If you are operating in a risky manner that is YOUR responsibility.  Trying to blame a shop for your careless management of your privacy by not securing your "secret" behaviour highlights the fact that you do not care enough about your behaviour to protect it.  If you can afford £40+ quid to fuck a girl (or obtain any other sexual service) behind the backs of others in your life that would disapprove then you can afford the £30+ to buy a phone, SIM and credit to keep it discrete.

Did the shop text you to say "We're open Monday, ready to give you a blow job or fuck you senseless from 6pm"?

[adders]

Has anyone been to Zhangri-La post lockdown? Planning on seeing Lin this week and was wondering if things have changed at all, ie are they wearing masks and had the service changed?

[disco]

Anyone with any intel around the Dulwich area? East Dulwich, Forest Hill, Village ... even Peckham etc? Thanks

[Fully Sated]

Has anyone been to Zhangri-La post lockdown? Planning on seeing Lin this week and was wondering if things have changed at all, ie are they wearing masks and had the service changed?

Adders, your audacidy is astonishing. Have you considered making a useful contribution to this forum at any stage during your seven year membership?

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[paulub45]

Hi
I walked past the TCM in Windsor Street Uxbridge earlier and it looked like it was open.
Hope this is useful to someone

[Juulesy]

Herbal Clinic in Cricklewood is also open.  Although I'm still a bit apprehensive about popping out for dipping in, as it were.  Gonna wait till the end of the month at least to see if it looks safer.

[tonystark]

I haven't been in here for a long time as I live abroad and haven't punted, but now back for a few months. After a walk around China Town and immediate Soho area here's a top ten of the massage shops status as of lunch time today... Ok more than 10...

Clue the Pick of the pops music and scratchy public information film intro...

Newport Court
Easy Health open
Girl in door of #16 (not sure right number) and 3 different girls seen in door over 1 hour - so may have been busy

Gerrard St
Everwell closed - I know someone who works in this shop and they should be open again very very soon.
Elegant closed

Wardour St
Mubao closed
Everwell open - I asked if they had anyone for a massage and they had one Thai girl called Alice on, but she was booked for a few hours, so its getting busy out there!

Lisle St
Everwell closed - looked rather messy inside and they may have been stripping the shelves so may not reopen, but may be wrong?

Little Newport St
Hong Ning open, customers seen going in. This shop has been open pretty much for the whole of lock down for TCM sales.
Well Natural Massage open, girl in door

Rupert Court
Step in reflexology opening on 14th July

Rupert St
White Lily Spa open
Rupert Jade closed
Vavi Thai closed

Shaftsbury ave
Everwell closed
Asian Touch closed
Be Health open

Frith St
Elements closed 

Tisbury Ct
White Lily Spa open

Archer st
Organic Health open

Brewer St
Thai massage shop in basement looked open

Charing Cross Rd
Everwell closed

Adelaide St
Everwell closed 

Some more may be opening soon, others may never open again, I understand talking to a friend that works in one shop that many of the girls went back to China as soon as they could when we went into lockdown.

[Mothball15]

Elements soho to open next week.

[Private Member]

Anyone with any intel around the Dulwich area? East Dulwich, Forest Hill, Village ... even Peckham etc? Thanks

Thai Miracle on Lordship Lane (I think) should offer you something from what I've read...There doesn't seem to be anything recent reported, so what you get may depend on who you get.

Would be interested to hear others experience here - names, services, prices etc.

[y101y]

Anyone been back into Skyline/Emily’s? She has reopened and says Layla, Sonia and Luna working. No Clair for July but didn’t clarify if or when she is coming back. Tara is not due back. Not seen Layla or Luna before and limited info on them on here. Any info appreciated.

Seems they’re back in full swing! Spoke to them yesterday and they sounded quite busy. Good for them, hope they can recover quickly.

Sonya (naturally) and the ‘Argentine girl’ (can’t remember name, maybe that’s Layla?) working.

[Muff licker]

Hi
I walked past the TCM in Windsor Street Uxbridge earlier and it looked like it was open.
Hope this is useful to someone

Yes its open I had a massage there last week topless and HE with Cindy older fat bird

[disco]

Have any of you passed by the places in wentworth st? Are they starting to open?

[disco]

Thai Miracle on Lordship Lane (I think) should offer you something from what I've read...There doesn't seem to be anything recent reported, so what you get may depend on who you get.

Would be interested to hear others experience here - names, services, prices etc.

I will try that out - once it opens.

[sparkus]

Yes its open I had a massage there last week topless and HE with Cindy older fat bird

'Fat' is of course quite subjective and could in fact mean curvy and busty (especially in a Chinese context)?