London massage shop mini reviews

[sparkus]

I’d say that’s true of a lot of the chinese shops tbh.....

True but 80 The Cut and Health First Holborn seem to be bucking the trend with younger talent on?

[stampjones]

True but 80 The Cut and Health First Holborn seem to be bucking the trend with younger talent on?

80 has always had a good chance of a fit younger hottie

[sparkus]

80 has always had a good chance of a fit younger hottie

My last stab there, with Joy (reviewed), was dire.

[Fully Sated]

My last stab there, with Joy (reviewed), was dire.

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[sparkus]

In lieu of any reported action on here (I will put that right soon), I just noticed (though it may have been mentioned) that the shop at the Hammersmith end of North End Road is no more? I had a quick look in at Golden Sunshine while near and the reported busty MILF clearly wasn't working as the woman on till who said she was only one working was in a summer dress with an ironing board underneath.

[Tedbandy]

You do get around sir!

[sparkus]

You do get around sir!

 

Work enabled it before but not these days, so when I have chance I always do recces (as literally every borough of London has TCMs).  I resolved to see if Jenny had the stunning chebs reported while I was in West London on HL assignation (review to follow).

[Spiro68]

Bamboo Spa Leather Lane has two great girls right now
Ana, Dark Spanish girl about 30. Quite plump but epic tits, good massage and sensual body to body. Tuesdays and Fridays
Lexi, blonde elfin Pole late 20s. Perfect petite body. Lovely touch and great naked body to body. Sundays and variable weekdays.

[RAJEC]

Bamboo Spa Leather Lane has two great girls right now
Ana, Dark Spanish girl about 30. Quite plump but epic tits, good massage and sensual body to body. Tuesdays and Fridays
Lexi, blonde elfin Pole late 20s. Perfect petite body. Lovely touch and great naked body to body. Sundays and variable weekdays.

 
Prices?

[sparkus]

The 12 days of Chebmas has begun: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=268392.0

[Tedbandy]

Well tonight thank god its me instead of them!
Do they know its Chebsmas time at all....

[Tedbandy]

Chebsmas tip off: Rasa Beckton back on the scene

[sparkus]

Well tonight thank god its me instead of them!
Do they know its Chebsmas time at all....

"'Cum,' they told me, pa rum pum pum,"

Great intel on Rasa  even if she's an indie provider. I also saw yesterday that Lora's Gumtree ad is back up, if anyone fancies an East London EE cheb off.

[Spiro68]

Bamboo prices £40 for 45 mins plus £60 body to body etc. Toppy but IMO worth it

[Jonestown]

Nancy at 80a The Cut, Waterloo.
Very attractive, petite, maybe 5'-3", slim size 6-8, not toned but good figure, no flab, small boobs, age wise lets say mid30's, good massage, knows what she is doing, nice touch, little sensual moves throughout, very warm and "friendly", usual TCM services delivered enthusiastically, £50 door fee + £40 tip. The room was on the 2nd floor, ensuite with own bathroom, very warm and one of the most comfortable massage couches I've ever encountered. Would go back, good girl, good venue, good area.

Nancy is there Tuesday to Thursday and Saturday.

[RAJEC]

Bamboo prices £40 for 45 mins plus £60 body to body etc. Toppy but IMO worth it

 

[Jonestown]

Eve, Osterley Girls Chinese Massage, Northfields.

Eve is the mystery Osterley, she only does Wednesdays at Northfields, no other days, no other locations.

Mid thirties, medium height, size 8, good figure, small boobs, slim, not a gym bunny but no flab, very pretty, dresses attractively  for a massage girl, if you saw her in the street she would certainly catch your eye.

Very slow sensual massage, I expect she could do harder/therapeutic if you asked, but that's not what I'm there for, probably not you either. Usual Osterley services, £60 for massage & HE, plus £20 for B2B, she is friendly and accommodating rather than raunchy (by comparison with Ellen to Ailsa).

[stonebow1]

In these circumstances, you have to ask and not expect the girl to initiate anything. She still might decline of course. I saw Alex at Elements very recently (review on the way) and she said part of the problem was that the chinese/oriental girls are too forthcoming with their services and get easily busted.

During my last visit to Elements the front desk receptionist was a dude which is the first time i've ever seen this here. I got Angela who draped a towel on the area not being massaged and there was no suggestion of extras until i asked. These are clearly deliberate adjustments and this is going to be the way forward for now i imagine. If you want extras and you're shy, you may not get any.

Angela - Rom but not your typical scummy Rom. Pretty, slim and tall with cute boobs. Would not stop talking. Had naked HJ for £70 which is a lot, the little brain took over the big brain at the time. She got veryyy wet if that's your thing.

[Jonestown]

These are clearly deliberate adjustments and this is going to be the way forward for now i imagine. If you want extras and you're shy, you may not get any.

That's the way it used to be in many TCM's & high street massage places; "will she, won't she", used to be in regard to getting HE, not OWO or FS.

[LLPunting]

During my last visit to Elements the front desk receptionist was a dude which is the first time i've ever seen this here. I got Angela who draped a towel on the area not being massaged and there was no suggestion of extras until i asked. These are clearly deliberate adjustments and this is going to be the way forward for now i imagine. If you want extras and you're shy, you may not get any.

Angela - Rom but not your typical scummy Rom. Pretty, slim and tall with cute boobs. Would not stop talking. Had naked HJ for £70 which is a lot, the little brain took over the big brain at the time. She got veryyy wet if that's your thing.

 
£70 all in or door fee + 70?  If the latter how much did you pay for how long?

[LLPunting]

Bamboo prices £40 for 45 mins plus £60 body to body etc. Toppy but IMO worth it

What do you mean by "body to body etc"?  Just boob slides from the side of the table is a hell of a lot less value than full contact body slides + fingers/OW(O)/RO/A play/FS/kissing.   

Are you saying that all the girls you've met there deliver a consistent level of service?  If so pls name the girls who are still active.   

In most cases 100 for 45 mins of b2b (no oral, no FS, no touching) is NOT VFM 

[LLPunting]

Eve, Osterley Girls Chinese Massage, Northfields.

Eve is the mystery Osterley, she only does Wednesdays at Northfields, no other days, no other locations.

Mid thirties, medium height, size 8, good figure, small boobs, slim, not a gym bunny but no flab, very pretty, dresses attractively  for a massage girl, if you saw her in the street she would certainly catch your eye.

Very slow sensual massage, I expect she could do harder/therapeutic if you asked, but that's not what I'm there for, probably not you either. Usual Osterley services, £60 for massage & HE, plus £20 for B2B, she is friendly and accommodating rather than raunchy (by comparison with Ellen to Ailsa).

 
Chinese?
Heavy with the makeup? Perfumed?
Is that 60 mins for 60?
 

[Fuzzyduck]

During my last visit to Elements the front desk receptionist was a dude which is the first time i've ever seen this here.

He also answers the phone. I think this reflects the "new" management, which of course means it's probably still controlled by the same owner but they've changed things up a bit, presumably to placate the council.

[Jonestown]

Chinese?
Heavy with the makeup? Perfumed?
Is that 60 mins for 60?
 

Yes, all Chinese in this crew
£60 for massage+HE/one hour, B2B is +£20
Sparkus reports £40 for massage +HE/30 mins, +£20 B2B


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No noticable make up or perfume.

[sparkus]

Some light relief, as Peter Purves always says on the Butt thread: does anyone have any spare sperm for Chinese single ladies?

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[asianguy251]

Anyone seen this girl?

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[stonebow1]

£70 all in or door fee + 70?  If the latter how much did you pay for how long?

70 just for the naked HJ. Paid £45 for 1 hour massage on top

[Jonestown]

Osterley update: Just heard that former Osterley badgirl, Sunny, is back working with them under the name Nicole, she is in Motspur park on Sunday, unless she has changed, to call her uninhibited doesn't get close.

[sparkus]

Osterley update: Just heard that former Osterley badgirl, Sunny, is back working with them under the name Nicole, she is in Motspur park on Sunday, unless she has changed, to call her uninhibited doesn't get close.

What are her other attributes, sir?

[Jonestown]

What are her other attributes, sir?

I only saw her twice, one in the Osterley's Isleworth drum and once in Sophie's place on Hanworth road, above the betting office, too adult a portion for me. She looked like a Chinese Janis Joplin, mid 20's, size 10, nothing for the out and out boob man, but all that was 5+ years ago. I posted because someone asked about her on here a while back, so she clearly had her fans.

[sparkus]

I only saw her twice, one in the Osterley's Isleworth drum and once in Sophie's place on Hanworth road, above the betting office, too adult a portion for me. She looked like a Chinese Janis Joplin, mid 20's, size 10, nothing for the out and out boob man, but all that was 5+ years ago. I posted because someone asked about her on here a while back, so she clearly had her fans.

 

[wannabe]

Anyone seen this girl?

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She offers "Privet massage". Sounds rather painful.

[cthulhuspawn]

Had a massage with Elina (ads: External Link/Members Only, External Link/Members Only).

Location: Residential flat located 10m from the Notting Hill Gate station, 2m from the Westbourne Grove church. 

Looks: Tall (> 1.80m?) eastern european woman on her 30s. Her picture disappeared from the massagemeinlondon ad, but I managed to grab a cached copy (see attached). The picture is reasonably recent; her hair is longer, but that's pretty much it.

Service: 30 bucks for half an hour of decent relaxing (swedish?) massage with plenty of CC swipes, plus 20 for a slow, very nice HJ. Didn't ask if she provided naked massage and/or B2B.

Would I come back: Yep - high VFM with this one.



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[Justinbond007]

Anyone seen this girl?

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Looks rather delectable!

[Xtro]

She offers "Privet massage". Sounds rather painful.

She likes to rub you with her bush!   

[resistantpolaroid]

A couple of months ago I went to "Elite Spa and Hammam", a new place in Finchley Road, conveniently close to the overground station. Seemed quite legit, they do some kind of Moroccan spa relaxation thing, hammam, though I wasn't interested. I just went for half an hour massage, £35 (£50 for one hour), and I was taken to a room where a blonde masseuse showed up. Vicki, EE by looks and accent, mid 20s. I was barely covered by the towel and the first thing she did was cover me properly, legs to shoulders. Turned out to be a quite legit and enjoyable massage, she kept me under the towel and uncovered only bits of me that needed massaging. Nothing sensual at all.
I think the massage itself lasted about 35 minutes, I wanted to shower afterwards, so I was given a robe (a proper one!) and I have been shown to the shower (not in the room).

New place, newly refurbished, legit. Would I go back? Maybe if I was looking for just a massage.

[Bigjimmyjones]

does anyone know where the old workers from orient spa went? I've seen they've shut down!

[SamLP]

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Meet was a while back. Jessie. A middle aged thai milf. Probably early to mid 40’s. Chubby, large tits which were ready to drop out of her dress. Pleasant looking, very friendly, makes a difference to the stone cold looks normally greeting you. Dressed in a revealing outfit with red lipstick on.

Small box room, warmed up which was nice as it had been raining. Shower available. I think the massage was £40’or £45 for the hour.

Massage was ok, not professional but good if you want something relaxing. I went on there naked and no towel was added. She didn’t object to my fingers brushing her thighs when she was close up. It didn’t take her long to ask if I wanted anything extra. She tried asking for £30 he and £60 b2b. We settled on £50 b2b including kissing. She was full on, proper dfk for ages, slipping and sliding. A pity she doesn’t do sex as she was passionate. Eventually spunked all over her tits.

[dgussetierr]

Bamboo Massage on Bedford Hill Rd in Balham

£40 for an hour. I saw an Italian named Emma, 23 who does only Wednesdays. Nice girl, she wanted 60 for topless HJ, I ended up at £40 naked. I'd go back.

[LLPunting]

Bamboo Massage on Bedford Hill Rd in Balham

£40 for an hour. I saw an Italian named Emma, 23 who does only Wednesdays. Nice girl, she wanted 60 for topless HJ, I ended up at £40 naked. I'd go back.

Pls describe the girl in more detail.

[dgussetierr]

Pls describe the girl in more detail.

Blonde, decent figure maybe size ~10. both arms and legs and a face that would not frighten small kids.

[LLPunting]

Blonde, decent figure maybe size ~10. both arms and legs and a face that would not frighten small kids.

Objective detail, what you consider decent others might not, same goes for scariness.
height?
bra size?
natural or fake?
depilated?
rounded facial features?
big nose?
spots?
tattoos?  piercings?
scars?
toned, flabby or fat?
performance?
Being cryptic is not in the punter's interest.

[dgussetierr]

Objective detail, what you consider decent others might not, same goes for scariness.
height?
bra size?
natural or fake?
depilated?
rounded facial features?
big nose?
spots?
tattoos?  piercings?
scars?
toned, flabby or fat?
performance?
Being cryptic is not in the punter's interest.

Mate, I could not give you that sort of detail on my best friend let alone someone I spent an hour with, 1/2 of which I was face down looking at the floor through a hole in the table. She was wearing trainers though if that helps?

[webpunter]

What brand ? 

She was wearing trainers though if that helps?

[fisherofsouls]

Paid a visit to Suzanne at Bamboo Panda in Beddington, heeding recent review advice on her short term availability.
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On the strength of this and the other report, went to see Suzanne today and it was ... OK 

She was pretty much as described (though I didn't find her forehead especially big) and in conversation admitted to 26, which I think is not a million miles away from her true age.

The massage was mediocre but she has a nice personality so it was relaxing to just lie there and chat with her. I mentioned extras at about minute 15 and we swiftly agreed 40 for B2B.  She immediately got naked and was happy to allow me to feel her all over. But strictly no kissing, no fingers inside and later (we will come to this) no tongue inside.

Body slides were fine: she is trimmed now so they're reasonably comfortable. She is very careful about avoiding dick<->pussy contact  and happy to adopt the 69 position.

BUT

In 69 no hint of a BJ (dismissed out of hand) and after about 1 minute of me licking and several "no tongue inside" comments she then said "you do too much, you pay more money". So that was that for DATY.

HJ was fine, but this was quite a perfunctory service overall and definitely nowhere near the GFE reported.

I asked her about FS and she said "never, not good for emotions" which I guess is fair enough.

I realise she is not an escort and I'm maybe being a little harsh but I feel she is falling between the 2 stools of massage and hooking and doing neither very well...

But she has good enough English and can hold up her end of the conversation, didn't timewaste and did deliver all promised services, so It's a Positive from me but with caveats.

[Fuzzyduck]

What brand ? 

and shoe size, please.

[KingCrowley]

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Meet was a while back. Jessie. A middle aged thai milf. Probably early to mid 40’s. Chubby, large tits which were ready to drop out of her dress. Pleasant looking, very friendly, makes a difference to the stone cold looks normally greeting you. Dressed in a revealing outfit with red lipstick on.

Small box room, warmed up which was nice as it had been raining. Shower available. I think the massage was £40’or £45 for the hour.

Massage was ok, not professional but good if you want something relaxing. I went on there naked and no towel was added. She didn’t object to my fingers brushing her thighs when she was close up. It didn’t take her long to ask if I wanted anything extra. She tried asking for £30 he and £60 b2b. We settled on £50 b2b including kissing. She was full on, proper dfk for ages, slipping and sliding. A pity she doesn’t do sex as she was passionate. Eventually spunked all over her tits.

Cheers for your reviews. Would you know how is parking around her area?

[sparkus]

Just read the new report on Susanne at Bamboo Panda. It's a bit strange as she told the previous reviewer that she was only working there one more week and from memory she may have said something similar. Perhaps her plans changed but either way she sounds pretty jaded now as she was quite full on when I met her...

[fisherofsouls]

Just read the new report on Susanne at Bamboo Panda. It's a bit strange as she told the previous reviewer that she was only working there one more week and from memory she may have said something similar. Perhaps her plans changed but either way she sounds pretty jaded now as she was quite full on when I met her...

From talking to her, I got the impression she's not making as much money as she expected but can't contemplate adding to her services. So she's a bit stuck, poor girl

[Hotshots76]

Via baltic or direct?

"'Cum,' they told me, pa rum pum pum,"

Great intel on Rasa  even if she's an indie provider. I also saw yesterday that Lora's Gumtree ad is back up, if anyone fancies an East London EE cheb off.