London massage shop mini reviews

[RAJEC]

Bamboo Spa Leather Lane has two great girls right now
Ana, Dark Spanish girl about 30. Quite plump but epic tits, good massage and sensual body to body. Tuesdays and Fridays
Lexi, blonde elfin Pole late 20s. Perfect petite body. Lovely touch and great naked body to body. Sundays and variable weekdays.

 
Prices?

[sparkus]

The 12 days of Chebmas has begun: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=268392.0

[Tedbandy]

Well tonight thank god its me instead of them!
Do they know its Chebsmas time at all....

[Tedbandy]

Chebsmas tip off: Rasa Beckton back on the scene

[sparkus]

Well tonight thank god its me instead of them!
Do they know its Chebsmas time at all....

"'Cum,' they told me, pa rum pum pum,"

Great intel on Rasa  even if she's an indie provider. I also saw yesterday that Lora's Gumtree ad is back up, if anyone fancies an East London EE cheb off.

[Spiro68]

Bamboo prices £40 for 45 mins plus £60 body to body etc. Toppy but IMO worth it

[Jonestown]

Nancy at 80a The Cut, Waterloo.
Very attractive, petite, maybe 5'-3", slim size 6-8, not toned but good figure, no flab, small boobs, age wise lets say mid30's, good massage, knows what she is doing, nice touch, little sensual moves throughout, very warm and "friendly", usual TCM services delivered enthusiastically, £50 door fee + £40 tip. The room was on the 2nd floor, ensuite with own bathroom, very warm and one of the most comfortable massage couches I've ever encountered. Would go back, good girl, good venue, good area.

Nancy is there Tuesday to Thursday and Saturday.

[RAJEC]

Bamboo prices £40 for 45 mins plus £60 body to body etc. Toppy but IMO worth it

 

[Jonestown]

Eve, Osterley Girls Chinese Massage, Northfields.

Eve is the mystery Osterley, she only does Wednesdays at Northfields, no other days, no other locations.

Mid thirties, medium height, size 8, good figure, small boobs, slim, not a gym bunny but no flab, very pretty, dresses attractively  for a massage girl, if you saw her in the street she would certainly catch your eye.

Very slow sensual massage, I expect she could do harder/therapeutic if you asked, but that's not what I'm there for, probably not you either. Usual Osterley services, £60 for massage & HE, plus £20 for B2B, she is friendly and accommodating rather than raunchy (by comparison with Ellen to Ailsa).

[stonebow1]

In these circumstances, you have to ask and not expect the girl to initiate anything. She still might decline of course. I saw Alex at Elements very recently (review on the way) and she said part of the problem was that the chinese/oriental girls are too forthcoming with their services and get easily busted.

During my last visit to Elements the front desk receptionist was a dude which is the first time i've ever seen this here. I got Angela who draped a towel on the area not being massaged and there was no suggestion of extras until i asked. These are clearly deliberate adjustments and this is going to be the way forward for now i imagine. If you want extras and you're shy, you may not get any.

Angela - Rom but not your typical scummy Rom. Pretty, slim and tall with cute boobs. Would not stop talking. Had naked HJ for £70 which is a lot, the little brain took over the big brain at the time. She got veryyy wet if that's your thing.

[Jonestown]

These are clearly deliberate adjustments and this is going to be the way forward for now i imagine. If you want extras and you're shy, you may not get any.

That's the way it used to be in many TCM's & high street massage places; "will she, won't she", used to be in regard to getting HE, not OWO or FS.

[LLPunting]

During my last visit to Elements the front desk receptionist was a dude which is the first time i've ever seen this here. I got Angela who draped a towel on the area not being massaged and there was no suggestion of extras until i asked. These are clearly deliberate adjustments and this is going to be the way forward for now i imagine. If you want extras and you're shy, you may not get any.

Angela - Rom but not your typical scummy Rom. Pretty, slim and tall with cute boobs. Would not stop talking. Had naked HJ for £70 which is a lot, the little brain took over the big brain at the time. She got veryyy wet if that's your thing.

 
£70 all in or door fee + 70?  If the latter how much did you pay for how long?

[LLPunting]

Bamboo prices £40 for 45 mins plus £60 body to body etc. Toppy but IMO worth it

What do you mean by "body to body etc"?  Just boob slides from the side of the table is a hell of a lot less value than full contact body slides + fingers/OW(O)/RO/A play/FS/kissing.   

Are you saying that all the girls you've met there deliver a consistent level of service?  If so pls name the girls who are still active.   

In most cases 100 for 45 mins of b2b (no oral, no FS, no touching) is NOT VFM 

[LLPunting]

Eve, Osterley Girls Chinese Massage, Northfields.

Eve is the mystery Osterley, she only does Wednesdays at Northfields, no other days, no other locations.

Mid thirties, medium height, size 8, good figure, small boobs, slim, not a gym bunny but no flab, very pretty, dresses attractively  for a massage girl, if you saw her in the street she would certainly catch your eye.

Very slow sensual massage, I expect she could do harder/therapeutic if you asked, but that's not what I'm there for, probably not you either. Usual Osterley services, £60 for massage & HE, plus £20 for B2B, she is friendly and accommodating rather than raunchy (by comparison with Ellen to Ailsa).

 
Chinese?
Heavy with the makeup? Perfumed?
Is that 60 mins for 60?
 

[Fuzzyduck]

During my last visit to Elements the front desk receptionist was a dude which is the first time i've ever seen this here.

He also answers the phone. I think this reflects the "new" management, which of course means it's probably still controlled by the same owner but they've changed things up a bit, presumably to placate the council.

[Jonestown]

Chinese?
Heavy with the makeup? Perfumed?
Is that 60 mins for 60?
 

Yes, all Chinese in this crew
£60 for massage+HE/one hour, B2B is +£20
Sparkus reports £40 for massage +HE/30 mins, +£20 B2B


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No noticable make up or perfume.

[sparkus]

Some light relief, as Peter Purves always says on the Butt thread: does anyone have any spare sperm for Chinese single ladies?

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[stonebow1]

£70 all in or door fee + 70?  If the latter how much did you pay for how long?

70 just for the naked HJ. Paid £45 for 1 hour massage on top

[Jonestown]

Osterley update: Just heard that former Osterley badgirl, Sunny, is back working with them under the name Nicole, she is in Motspur park on Sunday, unless she has changed, to call her uninhibited doesn't get close.

[sparkus]

Osterley update: Just heard that former Osterley badgirl, Sunny, is back working with them under the name Nicole, she is in Motspur park on Sunday, unless she has changed, to call her uninhibited doesn't get close.

What are her other attributes, sir?

[Jonestown]

What are her other attributes, sir?

I only saw her twice, one in the Osterley's Isleworth drum and once in Sophie's place on Hanworth road, above the betting office, too adult a portion for me. She looked like a Chinese Janis Joplin, mid 20's, size 10, nothing for the out and out boob man, but all that was 5+ years ago. I posted because someone asked about her on here a while back, so she clearly had her fans.

[sparkus]

I only saw her twice, one in the Osterley's Isleworth drum and once in Sophie's place on Hanworth road, above the betting office, too adult a portion for me. She looked like a Chinese Janis Joplin, mid 20's, size 10, nothing for the out and out boob man, but all that was 5+ years ago. I posted because someone asked about her on here a while back, so she clearly had her fans.

 

[resistantpolaroid]

A couple of months ago I went to "Elite Spa and Hammam", a new place in Finchley Road, conveniently close to the overground station. Seemed quite legit, they do some kind of Moroccan spa relaxation thing, hammam, though I wasn't interested. I just went for half an hour massage, £35 (£50 for one hour), and I was taken to a room where a blonde masseuse showed up. Vicki, EE by looks and accent, mid 20s. I was barely covered by the towel and the first thing she did was cover me properly, legs to shoulders. Turned out to be a quite legit and enjoyable massage, she kept me under the towel and uncovered only bits of me that needed massaging. Nothing sensual at all.
I think the massage itself lasted about 35 minutes, I wanted to shower afterwards, so I was given a robe (a proper one!) and I have been shown to the shower (not in the room).

New place, newly refurbished, legit. Would I go back? Maybe if I was looking for just a massage.

[Bigjimmyjones]

does anyone know where the old workers from orient spa went? I've seen they've shut down!

[dgussetierr]

Bamboo Massage on Bedford Hill Rd in Balham

£40 for an hour. I saw an Italian named Emma, 23 who does only Wednesdays. Nice girl, she wanted 60 for topless HJ, I ended up at £40 naked. I'd go back.

[LLPunting]

Bamboo Massage on Bedford Hill Rd in Balham

£40 for an hour. I saw an Italian named Emma, 23 who does only Wednesdays. Nice girl, she wanted 60 for topless HJ, I ended up at £40 naked. I'd go back.

Pls describe the girl in more detail.

[dgussetierr]

Pls describe the girl in more detail.

Blonde, decent figure maybe size ~10. both arms and legs and a face that would not frighten small kids.

[LLPunting]

Blonde, decent figure maybe size ~10. both arms and legs and a face that would not frighten small kids.

Objective detail, what you consider decent others might not, same goes for scariness.
height?
bra size?
natural or fake?
depilated?
rounded facial features?
big nose?
spots?
tattoos?  piercings?
scars?
toned, flabby or fat?
performance?
Being cryptic is not in the punter's interest.

[dgussetierr]

Objective detail, what you consider decent others might not, same goes for scariness.
height?
bra size?
natural or fake?
depilated?
rounded facial features?
big nose?
spots?
tattoos?  piercings?
scars?
toned, flabby or fat?
performance?
Being cryptic is not in the punter's interest.

Mate, I could not give you that sort of detail on my best friend let alone someone I spent an hour with, 1/2 of which I was face down looking at the floor through a hole in the table. She was wearing trainers though if that helps?

[webpunter]

What brand ? 

She was wearing trainers though if that helps?

[fisherofsouls]

Paid a visit to Suzanne at Bamboo Panda in Beddington, heeding recent review advice on her short term availability.
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On the strength of this and the other report, went to see Suzanne today and it was ... OK 

She was pretty much as described (though I didn't find her forehead especially big) and in conversation admitted to 26, which I think is not a million miles away from her true age.

The massage was mediocre but she has a nice personality so it was relaxing to just lie there and chat with her. I mentioned extras at about minute 15 and we swiftly agreed 40 for B2B.  She immediately got naked and was happy to allow me to feel her all over. But strictly no kissing, no fingers inside and later (we will come to this) no tongue inside.

Body slides were fine: she is trimmed now so they're reasonably comfortable. She is very careful about avoiding dick<->pussy contact  and happy to adopt the 69 position.

BUT

In 69 no hint of a BJ (dismissed out of hand) and after about 1 minute of me licking and several "no tongue inside" comments she then said "you do too much, you pay more money". So that was that for DATY.

HJ was fine, but this was quite a perfunctory service overall and definitely nowhere near the GFE reported.

I asked her about FS and she said "never, not good for emotions" which I guess is fair enough.

I realise she is not an escort and I'm maybe being a little harsh but I feel she is falling between the 2 stools of massage and hooking and doing neither very well...

But she has good enough English and can hold up her end of the conversation, didn't timewaste and did deliver all promised services, so It's a Positive from me but with caveats.

[Fuzzyduck]

What brand ? 

and shoe size, please.

[sparkus]

Just read the new report on Susanne at Bamboo Panda. It's a bit strange as she told the previous reviewer that she was only working there one more week and from memory she may have said something similar. Perhaps her plans changed but either way she sounds pretty jaded now as she was quite full on when I met her...

[fisherofsouls]

Just read the new report on Susanne at Bamboo Panda. It's a bit strange as she told the previous reviewer that she was only working there one more week and from memory she may have said something similar. Perhaps her plans changed but either way she sounds pretty jaded now as she was quite full on when I met her...

From talking to her, I got the impression she's not making as much money as she expected but can't contemplate adding to her services. So she's a bit stuck, poor girl

[Hotshots76]

Via baltic or direct?

"'Cum,' they told me, pa rum pum pum,"

Great intel on Rasa  even if she's an indie provider. I also saw yesterday that Lora's Gumtree ad is back up, if anyone fancies an East London EE cheb off.

[sparkus]

Via baltic or direct?

Was just an unsubstantiated comment on here, perhaps Ted can elucidate further?

[Tedbandy]

I have never visited Rasa of Baltic but she has been on my chebsmas list.

She was on the schedule for Baltic last week though and still working from Beckton.

[LLPunting]

Mate, I could not give you that sort of detail on my best friend let alone someone I spent an hour with, 1/2 of which I was face down looking at the floor through a hole in the table. She was wearing trainers though if that helps?

So you're basically touting an unmemorable experience that you would inexplicably repeat at a low rent TCM employing an "Italian" girl...

[sparkus]

I have never visited Rasa of Baltic but she has been on my chebsmas list.

She was on the schedule for Baltic last week though and still working from Beckton.

On their FB page?

That page is quite amusing in terms of what people are willing to comment on it from their own personal FB accounts.

[dgussetierr]

So you're basically touting an unmemorable experience that you would inexplicably repeat at a low rent TCM employing an "Italian" girl...

Touting? Get over yourself fella. Go or don't go, not my problem, but I don't think everyone needs enough forensic details to be able to complete an identikit if they just want a rub'n tug.

[Tedbandy]

On their FB page?

That page is quite amusing in terms of what people are willing to comment on it from their own personal FB accounts.

I agree the FB page is funny! No i usually text or whatsapp Sergei to get the days schedule.  Beckton always a bit too far out for me but gonna have to take a long lunchbreak one of these days for those chebs.

[sparkus]

I agree the FB page is funny! No i usually text or whatsapp Sergei to get the days schedule.  Beckton always a bit too far out for me but gonna have to take a long lunchbreak one of these days for those chebs.

Does she usually work? I was under the impression she'd moved on ages ago.

[RAJEC]

Does she usually work? I was under the impression she'd moved on ages ago.

She may have made a chebsmas comeback   

[sparkus]

She may have made a chebsmas comeback   

They're quite a pair, you certainly would not be going all the way on the poxy DLR for her massage skills.

[RAJEC]

They're quite a pair, you certainly would not be going all the way on the poxy DLR for her massage skills.

Correct, I also did not risk my life walking through that park to her flat for her massage skills either! 

Her baps were fucking glorious 

[caledoniapunter]

Visited Organic Remedies Baker Street just outside the main door of the station a few weeks ago and again a few days ago. I was assigned Suki a few weeks ago and asked for her when I went back recently. Paid 45 on the door for an hour. Suki I would put at mid 30's, long black hair probably size 10-12 but a v nice pair of C cup tits. For avoidance of doubt she has a medium sized tattoo just above her right tit. Massage I would say is very marginally below average in terms of skills but she has good ball handling skills and a good attitude during the sensual part. The £50 I paid for b2b was pretty much access all areas, nude, RO, FK. Second time she kissed my balls a little but that was as far as the oral went but I get the impression that if I raised my tip to 60 that would be on offer but for me £60 is my limit in these outfits and only then if I have the serious horn on. Think the other 2 girls on duty when I was last there on was Emma and Anna as I had asked who was on. Think the Emma one might have been mentioned on here before and is Chinese. I saw what looked like a blonde long haired East European wearing wet look leggings lounging on one of the massage tables downstairs as I left so by a process of elimination I guess she would be Anna. Fleeting glance only so can't vouch for looks. Hopefully older, wiser more experienced heads could advise who else is on here at the moment and if my deductions are correct.

My feelings about joints in this area are that Natural Ways just down the road offers better looking masseuses on average but more demanding on the tips and tighter on time and services.

Kelly at the refurbed San Ling place used to be good back in the day but she is seems to have lost her mojo. She made me cum 3 times in one hour when she was at Goodge St back in the day but those days are probably long gone, for both of us! I have yet to visit this place though since she moved over there from that place near Liverpool St.

Thai massage just next door to Natural Ways has always been a solid bet for massage skills and usually basic services, even before the refurb. Not sure if she still works there but there was a woman called Mod who delivered a truly great massage and reach unders in here but was no oil painting. May was another good bet for a solid massage but not as good as Mod. Happy hunting folks.   

[LLPunting]

Visited Organic Remedies Baker Street just outside the main door of the station a few weeks ago and again a few days ago...

Thanks CP for the update     Good to see that some "new bloods" piping up know how to inform on new talent.

What was the tattoo of?
How tall is Suki?  Presume she's Oriental.
Your description doesn't ring any clear bells of recognition for a returning belle of yesteryear.

Both Emma and Anna that you (correctly) noted have been commented on quite widely here in the past.

[Jonestown]

How tall is Suki?  Presume she's Oriental.
Your description doesn't ring any clear bells of recognition for a returning belle of yesteryear.

There has been a Suki at ORBS, one day a week, for over two probably three years, and has been reviwed and discussed previously.

[LLPunting]

Cindy - Pure Life Oriental - Croydon.
Reviewed: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=268839.new#new

TL:DR
45 for 60 + 40 was sound value.
She works Weds and Thurs.  Also works elsewhere but didn't get details.
Will likely see again.   

[LLPunting]

There has been a Suki at ORBS, one day a week, for over two probably three years, and has been reviwed and discussed previously.

Thanks, haven't been in nearly 2 years and don't remember Suki so guess I either missed her or she didn't impress.  The other two have been around a good while before.