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Offline dross

Cashed in my groupon at Oriental Natural Health and saw Erica (mexican).
Best massage I've had in years but sadly made me keep underwear on and covered me in a towel! Doh!  Still, £30 for an amazing hour massage isn't all bad. (went and saw Anna at ORBS after as mentioned above)
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=263833.

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Can't find any reviews or mentions so assume this is TOFTT but anyone been to Serenity Massage (South Ken, SW7 2LQ)?
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woah, thanks, great work!  Yeah she can massage me!  :drinks:

edit: found another body pic

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doesn't look like a massage shop to me.

Why don't you ask to have it moved to the massage independent thread ?

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Fancy a good massage and topless or naked wank to go with it next week.

Will begrudgingly use a tcm but the requirement for any oriental is massive chebs.

Reading on here (older) lilly at natural health Holborn would do the trick but it appears she’s long gone.

Any other recommendations?

 :hi: In advance.

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Popped into tower bridge wellness. Kept boxers on but was asked if I wanted them off. Towel placed over. Opted for a relaxing massage for 1hr for £45. Decent massage with the towel gradually getting pushed lower. She moved on to legs and removed the towel and massages my legs. Slowly introducing cc swipes. Best bit was there was no pattern. Sometimes she’d do it, sometimes she’d get close and not touch. All in all a lovely long tease and build up - approx 30 min. Whilst on my front she asked if I wanted a massage there gesturing towards my butt and cock. She offered for £20. No bullshit, no selling but also no other extras suggested. I accepted and what followed was an exceptionally delivered HJ with lots of teasing, with plenty of gooch play.

Didn’t get her name but I’d guess mid 30s relatively attractive but not hot. Probably size 10-12. Tits didn’t appear to be anything special but she remained clothed and I didn’t try and grope.

A pleasant afternoon.

Amusingly whilst I lay in post-release bliss as she was hot towelling me down, another punter must have gone into the next room and very loudly, and gruffly said “I want it all over and I mean everywhere”. Then I heard the lock slide across. Loved his brazen attitude

So the downside is the walls are paper thin
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Fancy a good massage and topless or naked wank to go with it next week.

Will begrudgingly use a tcm but the requirement for any oriental is massive chebs.

Reading on here (older) lilly at natural health Holborn would do the trick but it appears she’s long gone.

Any other recommendations?

 :hi: In advance.

In fairness, as a customer of hers, I can say you didn't miss much.

A big pair reported in Natural Wellness Southgate by someone who can't remember what day she works  :dash:

Otherwise my TCM chebs rolodex is pretty empty at the moment, maybe see what days Isabella on at Fuhe Hammersmith  :unknown:

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In fairness, as a customer of hers, I can say you didn't miss much.

A big pair reported in Natural Wellness Southgate by someone who can't remember what day she works  :dash:

Otherwise my TCM chebs rolodex is pretty empty at the moment, maybe see what days Isabella on at Fuhe Hammersmith  :unknown:

Thanks spark. Slim pickings at the moment  :(

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Recently started going back to Salathai in Hendon and have tried their sister joint in Golders Green called Kotchawan.

4 visits over the last month or so starting with

Emma (Salathai)- young 20 something Romanian. Very cute and petite. A spinner if you ask me but the massage was average. No sensuality and as she appeared not to be wearing a bra, so I had high hopes. Sadly only offered HE, but with no build up, I declined and went on with my afternoon. I would be tempted to try her again due to her cuteness but she clearly has her limits.

June (Salathai) - 30 plus and recommended by the mamasan. Peroxide blonde locks and well made up. Described as a curvy size 10 but more a 14-16 if you ask me and with a gut. Good massage and some decent sensuality and build up. She was totally disconnected and rather grumpy. I declined extras which were the usual price but relented once the ball play got excessive. £20 HE and it was the most disinterested service ever and an epic fail. I won’t be back.

Penny (Kotchawan) - mid 40’s maybe a touch more. Attractive and a decent massage. Not too chatty but agreed £40 for a naked access all areas HE. Nothing more than B2B on offer but the HE was one of the best. Brilliantly  edged me to a big finish. She keenly took the whole load all over her tits.

Jessica (Salathai) - looks late 30’s but could be mid 40’s. Decent figure and a very good massage which was covered until about 40 mins in. She claims to limit herself to topless HE which is £40 for an hour. I didn’t have the will to negotiate and had a week’s load to offload does let her get on with it. She said she can get totally naked for £60 but never does more. She said if you want HE in future that’s fine but I don’t fuck and suck on the job. Lovely enhanced boobs but that squeaky friendly Thai girl chat is quite annoying when it doesn’t serve a purpose.

Overall I’ve had a decent few massages and the service is fine. Not like it once was but I will keep going as generally the place is clean and known to deliver more often than not. Vivian and Mimi are still there but I haven’t seen them myself.

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Thanks spark. Slim pickings at the moment  :(

River Kwai used to be OK for proper massage, HJ and occasional big Thai chebs but since the refurb there's a massive queue of what I assume is legit custom (big sign behind receptionist, who does have a big pair, saying NO SEXUAL SERVICES) and the staff are all EE anyway now (ie. old, glum and frumpy).

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River Kwai used to be OK for proper massage, HJ and occasional big Thai chebs but since the refurb there's a massive queue of what I assume is legit custom (big sign behind receptionist, who does have a big pair, saying NO SEXUAL SERVICES) and the staff are all EE anyway now (ie. old, glum and frumpy).

Worth a punt I think. Keep you posted.

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A big pair reported in Natural Wellness Southgate by someone who can't remember what day she works  :dash:


Sparkus, is this the one?

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=247198.0

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Worth a punt I think. Keep you posted.

Of the two EE sighted, one was old, blonde, stocky and flat, the other younger with brunette curly dark features and curvier. But I didn't know who I'd get so split.

Lora's only down the road forchrissake!

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Of the two EE sighted, one was old, blonde, stocky and flat, the other younger with brunette curly dark features and curvier. But I didn't know who I'd get so split.

Lora's only down the road forchrissake!

Fuck it, I’ll see all 3  :D

Been a while since I chomped on lora’s chebs  :wacko:

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Popped into tower bridge wellness. Kept boxers on but was asked if I wanted them off. Towel placed over. Opted for a relaxing massage for 1hr for £45. Decent massage with the towel gradually getting pushed lower. She moved on to legs and removed the towel and massages my legs. Slowly introducing cc swipes. Best bit was there was no pattern. Sometimes she’d do it, sometimes she’d get close and not touch. All in all a lovely long tease and build up - approx 30 min. Whilst on my front she asked if I wanted a massage there gesturing towards my butt and cock. She offered for £20. No bullshit, no selling but also no other extras suggested. I accepted and what followed was an exceptionally delivered HJ with lots of teasing, with plenty of gooch play.

Didn’t get her name but I’d guess mid 30s relatively attractive but not hot. Probably size 10-12. Tits didn’t appear to be anything special but she remained clothed and I didn’t try and grope.

A pleasant afternoon.

Amusingly whilst I lay in post-release bliss as she was hot towelling me down, another punter must have gone into the next room and very loudly, and gruffly said “I want it all over and I mean everywhere”. Then I heard the lock slide across. Loved his brazen attitude

So the downside is the walls are paper thin

Are they still in business? because they have no website and their phone number does not connect.

Offline ampithestud1

Fancy a good massage and topless or naked wank to go with it next week.

Will begrudgingly use a tcm but the requirement for any oriental is massive chebs.

Reading on here (older) lilly at natural health Holborn would do the trick but it appears she’s long gone.

Any other recommendations?

 :hi: In advance.

May not be exactly what you are looking for but Angie of Karmatouch.biz reportedly has a great pair and offers a decent enough if not the best massage. A bit pricier though and more sensual than legit massage it seems from her (positive) reviews.

Think I first reported mature Lilly on here and she was great so shame she's moved on. She did tell me she also worked in a King's Cross TCM on Thursdays but I never asked which one  :dash:

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Fancy a good massage and topless or naked wank to go with it next week.

Will begrudgingly use a tcm but the requirement for any oriental is massive chebs.

Reading on here (older) lilly at natural health Holborn would do the trick but it appears she’s long gone.

Any other recommendations?

 :hi: In advance.

I remember Lilly, was good fun, made quite a racket! 
Haven't been myself but chatted with Nancy once at her door whilst mesmerised by her massive (fake) tits... https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=261374

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I would go back to TCM encounters over AW punts if I could guarantee decent chebs (eg. Lily/YuYu at ORBS size) but apart from these sightings listed above there's not much doing.

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Thanks gentlemen, for all your input  :hi:

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Are they still in business? because they have no website and their phone number does not connect.

Can’t comment on their phone number or website but I went there only a few days ago which I hope answers your question?

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May not be exactly what you are looking for but Angie of Karmatouch.biz reportedly has a great pair and offers a decent enough if not the best massage. A bit pricier though and more sensual than legit massage it seems from her (positive) reviews.

Think I first reported mature Lilly on here and she was great so shame she's moved on. She did tell me she also worked in a King's Cross TCM on Thursdays but I never asked which one  :dash:

I actually couldn't find much in the way of reviews on here for Angie but did eventually find her site and noted she is an independent massage provider and not working in a shop as per the thread.  A Lucia or Lora she is not.

This used to be one of the busiest threads on here, while of late there's been several off topic contributions (not yourself) and yet there's a cobweb-strewn thread for independent massage providers on here  :dash:

Offline Hotandfun5

Visited tower bridge wellness my self couple of sundays ago! Usual few pints before. Walked in and girl in reception seemed a sleep woke up told her 30 min paid shown to room.

She was called ana or something along lines oldish bird about 35-40 nothing special

Stripped down naked as she left on her arrival payed in bed
Paid her £30 strait up so got HE first the a good massage started to fall a sleep my self

Clean down
Strange as I was walking to leave  the front door she quickly pushed me out not sure why

Anyway way ok day out

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Visited tower bridge wellness my self couple of sundays ago! Usual few pints before. Walked in and girl in reception seemed a sleep woke up told her 30 min paid shown to room.

She was called ana or something along lines oldish bird about 35-40 nothing special

Stripped down naked as she left on her arrival payed in bed
Paid her £30 strait up so got HE first the a good massage started to fall a sleep my self

Clean down
Strange as I was walking to leave  the front door she quickly pushed me out not sure why

Anyway way ok day out

Not sure 35-40 counts as "oldish" in TCM-land!  :lol:

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Strange as I was walking to leave  the front door she quickly pushed me out not sure why

usually its because of another customer in a different room leaving to save any awkwardness

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Not sure 35-40 counts as "oldish" in TCM-land!  :lol:

 :D

Spring chicken in my books!  :cool:

Offline Bigjimmyjones

Moonflower, just outside Earls court station.

Did a bit of research on here but there's not much to go on. But thought I'd do my part anyway.

Met an (a??) Ukrainian woman called Yanni. 35 for 45 mins. 45 for 60mins.

Okay so the massage was okay, she asked how hard I wanted. I asked for hard but it was medium pressure at best imo. However technique was decent for a general massage. No CCs as such but listened to instructions when I told her to focus on the legs and there was nice inner thigh action. Bit of ball sack brushing but nothing that would set pulses racing to be honest. Almost but not enough.

Around 30mins asked if I wanted any extras. Quoted 80 for topless HR. I laughed in her face and she immediately told me to quote her a price. But I wasn't in the mood. However found out only topless HR is the furthest she'd go.

She's in her 30s I reckon. Couldn't really tell. Nice full lips. Curly blonde hair. Nice handful up top. Slimish helped by a tight skirt and t-shirt tucked in I reckon. No bum from.whag i could see.

Shower in the room.  And location is off the street so it's kind of discreet. But there's a pub about 25m down the road.

Hope that helps

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Didn't think my review was THAT awful

Offline Chris6699

2 review here.

1. Skyline massage in Blackheath
Went there couple of month ago, I think I paid 60£ for 1 hour with HJ
-Bulgarian girl, lots of talking which I’m not a big fan of ( especially when she talks about her young son and having 4 kids ) . Massage was pretty average however half an hour in she turned me around went for HJ and that’s where it got amazing, as we still had an odd 25minutes to go it wasn’t rushed.
Very nice technique and she’s definitely not rushing it, taking her time to edge me, cheeky play near the asshole (not in) which was pleasurable.
She definitely doesn’t mind to be touched and grabbed, she even took her top off to make it easier for me 😁😁
Will definitely go back again if I’m in the area.

2. Chinese massage shop near Elverson Road.
Been there twice both with the same lady. Late 40s I would say. First time had a Body to body was okay, hairy which I’m not a fan of. Rushed the HJ so pretty negative.
I heard there’s a younger one which is the reason I went back.
However I ended up with the same lady, I got to say the massage itself that time was really really good !
Opted for a HJ this time, started really well, getting me to the edge slowly until she started to rush it, that’s where it went downhill and broke the magic I guess. Told her couple of time to slow down and to use more technique than basic up and down, which she was doing good at first. Finally popped.
I would say neutral this time because the massage was amazing and that’s it.
I would visit again only if I can confirm the other girl otherwise not worth it.

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2 review here.

1. Skyline massage in Blackheath
Went there couple of month ago, I think I paid 60£ for 1 hour with HJ
-Bulgarian girl, lots of talking which I’m not a big fan of ( especially when she talks about her young son and having 4 kids ) . Massage was pretty average however half an hour in she turned me around went for HJ and that’s where it got amazing, as we still had an odd 25minutes to go it wasn’t rushed.
Very nice technique and she’s definitely not rushing it, taking her time to edge me, cheeky play near the asshole (not in) which was pleasurable.
She definitely doesn’t mind to be touched and grabbed, she even took her top off to make it easier for me 😁😁
Will definitely go back again if I’m in the area.

2. Chinese massage shop near Elverson Road.
Been there twice both with the same lady. Late 40s I would say. First time had a Body to body was okay, hairy which I’m not a fan of. Rushed the HJ so pretty negative.
I heard there’s a younger one which is the reason I went back.
However I ended up with the same lady, I got to say the massage itself that time was really really good !
Opted for a HJ this time, started really well, getting me to the edge slowly until she started to rush it, that’s where it went downhill and broke the magic I guess. Told her couple of time to slow down and to use more technique than basic up and down, which she was doing good at first. Finally popped.
I would say neutral this time because the massage was amazing and that’s it.
I would visit again only if I can confirm the other girl otherwise not worth it.

How much did you pay skyline and how much the girl? Name? What did she look like?

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2 review here.

1. Skyline massage in Blackheath
Went there couple of month ago, I think I paid 60£ for 1 hour with HJ
-Bulgarian girl, lots of talking which I’m not a big fan of ( especially when she talks about her young son and having 4 kids ) . Massage was pretty average however half an hour in she turned me around went for HJ and that’s where it got amazing, as we still had an odd 25minutes to go it wasn’t rushed.
Very nice technique and she’s definitely not rushing it, taking her time to edge me, cheeky play near the asshole (not in) which was pleasurable.
She definitely doesn’t mind to be touched and grabbed, she even took her top off to make it easier for me 😁😁
Will definitely go back again if I’m in the area.

2. Chinese massage shop near Elverson Road.
Been there twice both with the same lady. Late 40s I would say. First time had a Body to body was okay, hairy which I’m not a fan of. Rushed the HJ so pretty negative.
I heard there’s a younger one which is the reason I went back.
However I ended up with the same lady, I got to say the massage itself that time was really really good !
Opted for a HJ this time, started really well, getting me to the edge slowly until she started to rush it, that’s where it went downhill and broke the magic I guess. Told her couple of time to slow down and to use more technique than basic up and down, which she was doing good at first. Finally popped.
I would say neutral this time because the massage was amazing and that’s it.
I would visit again only if I can confirm the other girl otherwise not worth it.
You can post these as 2 reviews and get the appropriate credit for this

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2 review here.

1. Skyline massage in Blackheath
Went there couple of month ago, I think I paid 60£ for 1 hour with HJ
-Bulgarian girl, lots of talking which I’m not a big fan of ( especially when she talks about her young son and having 4 kids ) . Massage was pretty average however half an hour in she turned me around went for HJ and that’s where it got amazing, as we still had an odd 25minutes to go it wasn’t rushed.
Very nice technique and she’s definitely not rushing it, taking her time to edge me, cheeky play near the asshole (not in) which was pleasurable.
She definitely doesn’t mind to be touched and grabbed, she even took her top off to make it easier for me 😁😁
Will definitely go back again if I’m in the area.

2. Chinese massage shop near Elverson Road.
Been there twice both with the same lady. Late 40s I would say. First time had a Body to body was okay, hairy which I’m not a fan of. Rushed the HJ so pretty negative.
I heard there’s a younger one which is the reason I went back.
However I ended up with the same lady, I got to say the massage itself that time was really really good !
Opted for a HJ this time, started really well, getting me to the edge slowly until she started to rush it, that’s where it went downhill and broke the magic I guess. Told her couple of time to slow down and to use more technique than basic up and down, which she was doing good at first. Finally popped.
I would say neutral this time because the massage was amazing and that’s it.
I would visit again only if I can confirm the other girl otherwise not worth it.

A few more deets on the Bulgarian wouldn't go amiss.  What did you get to play with when she took her top off?

Elverson Road I am assuming it's Tina, bushy (tastes quite nice) and kinky but good with the massage.

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You can post these as 2 reviews and get the appropriate credit for this

You need to be able to identify the women either by description or name for a review to be useful.  Working days also useful or at least the day you visited.  If you don't have these then don't bother as your review amounts to "I went to a known parlour and got some service from someone who possibly doesn't work there anymore."
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A few more deets on the Bulgarian wouldn't go amiss.  What did you get to play with when she took her top off?

Elverson Road I am assuming it's Tina, bushy (tastes quite nice) and kinky but good with the massage.

"Bulgarian" may be Clair who's no longer there (never learned about her family status).  Only other girl I know with multiple sprogs is Nikki who's billed as Polish.

Does Tina only work Saturdays?

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Went into Relaxation Oasis today - well known Shepherd’s Bush/Hammersmith and it was terrible.

Girl was quite pretty but could not massage to save her life. Literally push oil around with no hint of having ever massages before. Through a lot of encouragement got CC swipes. In the end I had to tell her that it was probably time I turned over. If I hadn’t I think she would have continued the pathetic attempt at a massage for the full hour.

On the flip she asked if I wanted more and initially said £40 for HE. I said no and then counter offered £20 which got an instant yes. I then made the foolish mistake of saying I’ll give you £40 if you get naked. And she did. Big rack but sagging, big stomach. Delivered a dreadful HJ and even that I had to tell her what to do.

The best bit was after I came she gave me another 10 mi ute massage and I fell asleep

Her name was Elaine. She said she was new (clearly) was prob a size 12 with pretty face and good dress sense. Would 100% avoid

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"Bulgarian" may be Clair who's no longer there (never learned about her family status).  Only other girl I know with multiple sprogs is Nikki who's billed as Polish.

Does Tina only work Saturdays?

Do miss Clair as she was very fun and with funbags too.  I think she actually learnt her trade in Russian bathhouses or something, but repeat custom was very well rewarded.

I think Tina works Saturday and also Monday or Tuesday.

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Hi all

Went to Gin sen - Chelsea Kings Road External Link/Members Only

I read some reviews that its legit and they might not offer anything but decided to give it a try!

40 pounds for 30 minutes or 60 pounds for one hour

Was told to sit and wait for the girl to arrive, five minutes later this Spanish lady walks in maybe in her 50s and she asks me to go with her, asked me to take clothes off and relax. She returned and covered me with a towel and gave me a massage, she asked me half way if I want the front massaged which I said yes and when I turned over she said legs or head? I was confused so I said everywhere? She massaged my head and that was it!

Massage was 10 out of 10 but clearly nothing extra!

Im looking to have a ebony girl who works in a shop close to this area/central London if anyone recommend?

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Got some time to kill in Kings Cross next week. Is there anywhere decent within walking distance? cheers

Offline Johnnyrubber69

Went into Relaxation Oasis today - well known Shepherd’s Bush/Hammersmith and it was terrible.

Girl was quite pretty but could not massage to save her life. Literally push oil around with no hint of having ever massages before. Through a lot of encouragement got CC swipes. In the end I had to tell her that it was probably time I turned over. If I hadn’t I think she would have continued the pathetic attempt at a massage for the full hour.

On the flip she asked if I wanted more and initially said £40 for HE. I said no and then counter offered £20 which got an instant yes. I then made the foolish mistake of saying I’ll give you £40 if you get naked. And she did. Big rack but sagging, big stomach. Delivered a dreadful HJ and even that I had to tell her what to do.

The best bit was after I came she gave me another 10 mi ute massage and I fell asleep

Her name was Elaine. She said she was new (clearly) was prob a size 12 with pretty face and good dress sense. Would 100% avoid

Does Linda still work there - I went to see her once before and felt that she over did everything. Would like to go back and try again if she is still there.!

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Does Linda still work there - I went to see her once before and felt that she over did everything. Would like to go back and try again if she is still there.!

No idea, it was my first visit and probably my last

Offline advent2016

I still like visiting a random place hoping for a BJ, but willing to accept just a HJ. San Ling, Baker street used to be my guaranteed place for 5 min massage and 25 min of sex and BJ/RO.
As I get older, I find a massage quite relaxing.

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I still like visiting a random place hoping for a BJ, but willing to accept just a HJ. San Ling, Baker street used to be my guaranteed place for 5 min massage and 25 min of sex and BJ/RO.
As I get older, I find a massage quite relaxing.

Does that mean they no longer deliver the goods there?  :hi:

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Went to Thai Diamond Massage, Twickenham last week. Rang the number with no reply but shortly after received a text and confirmed a booking for 45 mins. Its situated above a professional looking health shop which is quite funnily right next door to the Twickenham police station! No mention of massage at the main shop so although on a busy street its still quite discrete.

Shown straight into a small warm room and left to get undressed. I'm afraid I forget the masseuse name but she was Thai, around 40, 5ft5, slim, good English. I went straight for taking all my clothes off and left the towel at the side. As soon as she walked in she immediately covered me with 2 towels, uh oh!  :lol:

What followed is one of the best massages I've had, I asked for medium and it was definitely on the harder end of that scale but it was bearable and good! I settled in to assuming this was going to be a completely legit massage but at least a good one. She appeared to be the only one working and there were quite a few pauses while she was replying to texts and even answered a phone call during the massage which was a bit of a distraction. I was quite annoyed at first but checking the clock at the end I'd been in nearly an hour having paid for 45 minutes so I certainly got the time I paid for.

Around 15 minutes before the end the leg massage eventually turned into some inner thigh and CC swipes and with some encouraging moves and noises from me she asked me to turn and noticed I had 'woken up'. The offer of HE eventually came for £20. I did ask about any other services and she said no and looked a bit disgusted at me!  :unknown:

Anyway lots of oil and a fairly decent HJ finished the massage off nicely and I was then left some hot towels to clean up with. As said by the end we'd almost ticked up to an hour and all in all was very good value for £35 + £20. I believe the prices are £25 for half hour and £45 for an hour. YMMV and perhaps there may be more on offer for a repeat visit, but regardless for a decent massage and quick HJ to finish its a good one if you're in the area.


Address: 43 London Rd, Twickenham TW1 3SZ
Phone: 07854 978688
« Last Edit: October 20, 2019, 02:29:53 pm by hngti »

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Does that mean they no longer deliver the goods there?  :hi:

If Kelly is still running things then you can bet FS is still on offer.  Sadly her poor judgement/business acumen has probably resulted in either shitty SPs or expensive ones or both.   :dash:
Would love to be wrong if a current regular visitor can vouch for an uptick in quality and VFM there.


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The Acton one has been going for years - about as long as UKP (maybe longer). It was the 'child' of the busty Oriental, Miki - an original FBSM indy star. Some old heads will remember Miki. It was great when Miki ran it but became hit and miss, when she sold up a few years back.
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Has anyone ever had any luck in a shopping centre type tcm? Tempted to try it. It’s £35 for 30 but I inquired for a shorter session. Was told £20 for 20 which indicates some possible tug tug wink wink opportunity

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Has anyone ever had any luck in a shopping centre type tcm? Tempted to try it. It’s £35 for 30 but I inquired for a shorter session. Was told £20 for 20 which indicates some possible tug tug wink wink opportunity

Have only seen in Stratford Westfield and Chelmsford, both reported as strictly legit. The one in Walthamstow always has a bloke on the till.