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Lol do people still wear Levi’s? I thought that was a 90’s thing?  :lol: :unknown:

That’s like saying do ppl still wear jeans!

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Cindy, Cheng Xiang, Swiss Cottage
Continuing my recent run of exorbitant price requests at TCM shops.
30 for 30 for massage. Cindy was the only one there. Fit looking 40 I'd say in a short tight dress that emphasised a nice looking body. Great tits by the look of it. Was glad I'd made the trip out and down we headed to the room at thee bottom of the stairs.
Massage was actually very good. Nice and firm. She covered back and legs with total profesionalism and I was beginning to doubt that anything else was on offer when she switched styles and started stroking my inner thigh, arse and balls. Very nice it was too.
And that was as good as it got.
You want extra?

This place appear to have shut down now
Try stopping me :)
So she did - 100 for b2b
I mean I couldnt even be bothered arguing its so far from reality. We negotiated for a bit though and she offered FS for 80 (that was the lowest number she offered) but I said no and that was that
Pretty disappointing cos otherwise would have been a good find and I really wanted to get my hands on those tits, but....

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Basement 175, Tottenham Court Road, London, W1T 7NX.

(actually closer to Warren Street Station, than it is to Tottenham court road station)

+44 (0) 798 324 97 99 | +44 (0) 207 636 59 47

Price: £65 massage + £20 for HJ

This was last month. I used to work in the area, and one day a noticed this spa had recently just set up a shop called L&R Spa and Wellness. I went in there twice, the first was for a Chinese massage with fairly decent looking Asian girl called Angelica. She seemed about 26-30 yrs old. nice body on her for Asian standards. The massage itself was actually very good, maybe even the best i have had when it comes to these oriental places I could tell massage was her main focus. I was naked for the majority of the massage and Angelica was at times massaging legs within a hairs width of my cock and she even through in some CC swipes when I was lying face down.
So near the end, I inquired about extra services, and she said didn't do that. I was quite surprised because of all the cc's she through in :dash:, but her massage was good enough to leave satisfied

I went in there a second time because even though I (at the time) thought they did not do extras, I still was drawn back there due to the quality of the massage. This time Anglica was with another client or on a break. And is was massaged by another lady of which name escapes me. Again quite a good looking woman about 28-30, 5'3, curvy but not thicc. Her massage was also very good, not as good as Anglica but still good. Midway through she begun with the occasional CC swipes, and she played with my nipples :thumbsup:. I have this thing where if you play with my nipples enough, my Jonny pipes up, and pip up it did. She noticed this and began to playfully flick and squeeze them. At the end of the massage my Jonny was rock hard :wacko:. Then she asked me what extra's do you want, and I went for the Handjob. but now that i think about it, i should of went for the topless, as she had a great figure on her. While she gave me the HJ she let me feel in between her thighs and ass.

Would I go again yes  :thumbsup:, but mostly for the actual massage, as I did find it to be of a higher quality than most oriental places.


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Basement, 175 TCRoad, has been open for about two and a half to three years. Was called S'nail & Spa. It was £50 an hour when I went in early 2017, IIR. Must have been as I wouldn't have paid more than £50. It was a very good massage and I remember a pretty Chinese masseuse, late 20s. A bit wary about extras, as she was new to the shop and the boss was closing up for the night (so we had a nice, quiet, finish).

£65 an hour is quite an increase.
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Basement 175, Tottenham Court Road, London, W1T 7NX.

(actually closer to Warren Street Station, than it is to Tottenham court road station)

+44 (0) 798 324 97 99 | +44 (0) 207 636 59 47

Price: £65 massage + £20 for HJ

This was last month. I used to work in the area, and one day a noticed this spa had recently just set up a shop called L&R Spa and Wellness. I went in there twice, the first was for a Chinese massage with fairly decent looking Asian girl called Angelica. She seemed about 26-30 yrs old. nice body on her for Asian standards. The massage itself was actually very good, maybe even the best i have had when it comes to these oriental places I could tell massage was her main focus. I was naked for the majority of the massage and Angelica was at times massaging legs within a hairs width of my cock and she even through in some CC swipes when I was lying face down.
So near the end, I inquired about extra services, and she said didn't do that. I was quite surprised because of all the cc's she through in :dash:, but her massage was good enough to leave satisfied

I went in there a second time because even though I (at the time) thought they did not do extras, I still was drawn back there due to the quality of the massage. This time Anglica was with another client or on a break. And is was massaged by another lady of which name escapes me. Again quite a good looking woman about 28-30, 5'3, curvy but not thicc. Her massage was also very good, not as good as Anglica but still good. Midway through she begun with the occasional CC swipes, and she played with my nipples :thumbsup:. I have this thing where if you play with my nipples enough, my Jonny pipes up, and pip up it did. She noticed this and began to playfully flick and squeeze them. At the end of the massage my Jonny was rock hard :wacko:. Then she asked me what extra's do you want, and I went for the Handjob. but now that i think about it, i should of went for the topless, as she had a great figure on her. While she gave me the HJ she let me feel in between her thighs and ass.

Would I go again yes  :thumbsup:, but mostly for the actual massage, as I did find it to be of a higher quality than most oriental places.

How the fuck a punter 'forgets' to ask for topless from an SP with a decent figure is beyond me but thanks for the intel all the same.

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Basement, 175 TCRoad, has been open for about two and a half to three years. Was called S'nail & Spa. It was £50 an hour when I went in early 2017, IIR. Must have been as I wouldn't have paid more than £50. It was a very good massage and I remember a pretty Chinese masseuse, late 20s. A bit wary about extras, as she was new to the shop and the boss was closing up for the night (so we had a nice, quiet, finish).

£65 an hour is quite an increase.

Indeed I tried this place when it opened and I thought I mentioned an encounter with extras offered.  Went back as receptionist was very cute but proved unavailable.  Beyond that I didn't bother because it was 50 on the door when elsewhere was 45 at most.  Good decor and facilities as was just refurbed.  It's probably trying to bank on passing trade from frustrated Spearminters.
There's a TCM almost opposite Spearmint that has also been mentioned though also not recently.
Of course there are AW + VS girls nearby, some locations well known by many here.

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Hi LLP, seasoned member,

Firstly let me eulogise about your contribution and appreciation of the art and especially value management. But what I struggle to extract (my fault I’m sure) from your inputs are the quality aspect. I normally can only detect your desire for VFM but my (minor, in comparison your vast) experience is that these things often are not in correlation. I’d happily pay more for a great handjob that a shit blowjob. Agree!

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Basement, 175 TCRoad, has been open for about two and a half to three years. Was called S'nail & Spa. It was £50 an hour when I went in early 2017, IIR. Must have been as I wouldn't have paid more than £50. It was a very good massage and I remember a pretty Chinese masseuse, late 20s. A bit wary about extras, as she was new to the shop and the boss was closing up for the night (so we had a nice, quiet, finish).

£65 an hour is quite an increase.

They must have been closed then reopened because when I was working there, it was boarded up for months. Maybe they were doing refurbishments inside.

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Hi LLP, seasoned member,

Firstly let me eulogise about your contribution and appreciation of the art and especially value management. But what I struggle to extract (my fault I’m sure) from your inputs are the quality aspect. I normally can only detect your desire for VFM but my (minor, in comparison your vast) experience is that these things often are not in correlation. I’d happily pay more for a great handjob that a shit blowjob. Agree!

VFM incorporates quality of services performed.  I don't give out gold stars like a present day educationist for those who just turn up to lessons or tried to get the right answer.  If she's shit at oral then I'll say so and advise others to only take other services (if they're worth it). 

I don't take just HJs as I'd rather not waste any money on something I can do for free without risking a shit HJ.  Better to set the money aside until the next promising extras girl can be found.   Also poor B2B/access won't end with an HJ for me, so in those cases more money is wasted but chanced on the hoped for b2b experience. 

If a girl's fairly keen to offer B2B then I'll tease with fingering, body kissing, RO, a-play and encourage OWO if she tries blowing or kissing around the area, if she responds well to any of these then I won't care how the HE is achieved or which of the two of us delivers it, provided all the other elements are going well.  FS will be gladly accepted if I can get her amped enough.  All these elements may be offered to all in which case I'll report them, if they arose from a YMMV situation where she claims afterwards not to usually do that then I won't necessarily disclose beyond B2B.  If she's just a pay2play girl then you'll here me shout that out too but I won't likely have tested those services as a matter of parlour principle.

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And all with good cause too.  Us seasoned vets will recall when most shops had SPs who provided RO as inclusive to b2b, none of your 'extra' nonsense and clung to the 20/30/40 price structure.  Likewise, as we've said before, many shop SPs even provided FS at either the same rate as b2b or even LESS in order to retain custom.  Patience is its own reward, but churn of staff means most just see pound signs rather than calculate such odds.
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And all with good cause too.  Us seasoned vets will recall when most shops had SPs who provided RO as inclusive to b2b, none of your 'extra' nonsense and clung to the 20/30/40 price structure.  Likewise, as we've said before, many shop SPs even provided FS at either the same rate as b2b or even LESS in order to retain custom.  Patience is its own reward, but churn of staff means most just see pound signs rather than calculate such odds.

Pretty much same conversation I've had recently with several experienced girls bemoaning other girls fucking about with prima donna attitudes and pissing off customers.  Alice at San Ling being one culprit trying to convince the other girls there to up their prices. 
A girl who loses a tip by demanding 60+ misses out on 40 and possible repeat custom (and possible extra tips for extra mileage), let alone being outed here and losing more prospectives.

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Kotchawan Thai Massage Therapy
1185 Finchley Road,
Temple Fortune,
London, NW11 0AA

Golders Green/Temple Fortune, just past Waitrose and M&S.

went recently.
i had noticed in passing that the lady on the desk and one standing chatting to her were dressed `indicatively` so gave it a whirl.
paid £40 for an hours massage
small but nice room, clean and smelled good, usual music
was left to get undressed, and was naked when she came back - no comment, all good
massage is ok,
accidental nut brushes from early on but no more
at about 45 mins (turnover at 30) she strokes my half turgid cock a little and asks do i want a happy ending
£40 she says, she's a decent Thai (?) 50-ish milf, so i say what the hell (not much going on round here)
good oily hand job, asked her to kiss me and got a couple of pecks
made a mental note to remember her name but since i'm a senile old git i've forgotten it - ha ha
not been back, and won't be as it was ultimately `meh`,
but for round here it's the best i've found in 10 years or so
(`round here` for the record is `shit`)
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paid £40 for an hours massage
small but nice room, clean and smelled good, usual music
was left to get undressed, and was naked when she came back - no comment, all good
massage is ok,
accidental nut brushes from early on but no more
at about 45 mins (turnover at 30) she strokes my half turgid cock a little and asks do i want a happy ending
£40 she says, she's a decent Thai (?) 50-ish milf, so i say what the hell (not much going on round here)
good oily hand job, asked her to kiss me and got a couple of pecks
made a mental note to remember her name but since i'm a senile old git i've forgotten it - ha ha
not been back, and won't be as it was ultimately `meh`,
but for round here it's the best i've found in 10 years or so
(`round here` for the record is `shit`)

Thanks for update.   :drinks:

+40 for <15mins HR?   :scare:
Did you not even try to get her down to 20?
By 'round here' do you mean the immediate area of Temple Fortune?  Swiss Cottage, Hendon and Finchley are all fairly near with all their providers.  SC is teeming with massage joints.

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popped into Qi Health Angel last week as was in the area and wanted a genuine massage but might as well try get a bit more right?

45 quid for 60 minutes relaxing/swedish massage. Nice clean facilities with shower in the room. Stripped off and lay down on the massage table before Nancy walked in. Mid to late 20s oriental, decent looking body, size 8-10 at a guess with largish rack.
Massage was nothing to right home about, actually very average but she was attentive enough so points for trying. Nothing sensual at all about it but around half way she asked if I wanted anything else. Quoted 30 for HR and 60 for B2B. Tried for 20 HR but she counter offered 50 B2B. Didn't have the notes for B2B so agreed to pay the 30. Next 10 minutes of some more sensual massage inc some cc swipes and ball play before flipped over and finished with HR. Nice technique, asked how I liked it. Didn't allow any touching but I didn't exactly push the case. All in all, ok-neutral experience, 75 for 60 mins.

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Thanks for update.   :drinks:

+40 for <15mins HR?   :scare:
Did you not even try to get her down to 20?
By 'round here' do you mean the immediate area of Temple Fortune?  Swiss Cottage, Hendon and Finchley are all fairly near with all their providers.  SC is teeming with massage joints.

well the HR started at about 45 mins, but went on for a good deal more than 15 mins (i wasn't really into it) 25-30 mins at a guess
i didn't haggle, i almost never do
and yes by `round here`, i mean Temple Fortune, Golders Green, Hampstead,





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well the HR started at about 45 mins, but went on for a good deal more than 15 mins (i wasn't really into it) 25-30 mins at a guess
i didn't haggle, i almost never do
and yes by `round here`, i mean Temple Fortune, Golders Green, Hampstead,

Thanks, good to here about the extra time.
Traversty about the fall of SPs in GG.
Take it you've got the t-shirts for all the current girls in Hendon and SC then?

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never been up that way
pretty much only act on impulse
so would never plan a trip for a HJ
not even the mile or so up to Hendon

told you i was lazy
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never been up that way
pretty much only act on impulse
so would never plan a trip for a HJ
not even the mile or so up to Hendon

told you i was lazy

Minicabs are your friend (support your local not the international upstart exploiters).
I hope you're joshing, if you don't do private hire then a tube ride North or a bus ride South will do you some good.  ;)

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Minicabs are your friend (support your local not the international upstart exploiters).
I hope you're joshing, if you don't do private hire then a tube ride North or a bus ride South will do you some good.  ;)

Love an Uber.

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Grabbed a rare opportunity to go see the girl covering for Monica (from novaanima.com - room at chinese medicine shop near Holborn). Full (positive) review here.

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Doing recces at the moment, keeps skin in the game even if I'd prefer to spend 70 on half an hour of fucking rather than a massage and HJ.  Stopped by Yunji in Leyton, as reviewed previously.  MILF came out of back room and was keen to get me to commit to stay but her abysmal English made the exit easy enough.

Probably about size eight, B+ cups were bra-less and jiggling nicely under her blouse, quite a lot of make up so probably mid 40s.  On hearing our stunted convo, her colleague popped head round door and yelled "I busy now, you come back see me half hour, OK?" (nooope)

Ruen Thai, Vauxhall Bridge Road - gorgeous smell wafting out of door sent me into a realm of oily HJs and yoga pants being yanked down.  Several Thais milling around and very cute receptionist with full pair and midriff showing, she said that wasn't working though and I'd have to choose another staff as all were free.  All either meh or one was so facially severe it'd be real therapy you'd need rather than massage therapy.  Turned on heels and fled.

HMN Goodge Street, determined to relive past glories (wasn't it Sophia everyone raved about?) but again the receptionist didn't speak a word of English and relied on Google Translate.  Eventually a hatchet-faced EE in a puffa jacket appeared and that was my cue to get the hell out of Dodge (or dodge the hell out of her).

Sub-par offerings but investigation is half the battle in this game.

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Grabbed a rare opportunity to go see the girl covering for Monica (from novaanima.com - room at chinese medicine shop near Holborn). Full (positive) review here.

Many thanks   :drinks:
Perhaps better belongs on the indies thread?  Monica isn't a muli-girl shop is she?

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Doing recces at the moment, keeps skin in the game even if I'd prefer to spend 70 on half an hour of fucking rather than a massage and HJ.  Stopped by Yunji in Leyton, as reviewed previously.  MILF came out of back room and was keen to get me to commit to stay but her abysmal English made the exit easy enough.

Probably about size eight, B+ cups were bra-less and jiggling nicely under her blouse, quite a lot of make up so probably mid 40s.  On hearing our stunted convo, her colleague popped head round door and yelled "I busy now, you come back see me half hour, OK?" (nooope)

Ruen Thai, Vauxhall Bridge Road - gorgeous smell wafting out of door sent me into a realm of oily HJs and yoga pants being yanked down.  Several Thais milling around and very cute receptionist with full pair and midriff showing, she said that wasn't working though and I'd have to choose another staff as all were free.  All either meh or one was so facially severe it'd be real therapy you'd need rather than massage therapy.  Turned on heels and fled.

HMN Goodge Street, determined to relive past glories (wasn't it Sophia everyone raved about?) but again the receptionist didn't speak a word of English and relied on Google Translate.  Eventually a hatchet-faced EE in a puffa jacket appeared and that was my cue to get the hell out of Dodge (or dodge the hell out of her).

Sub-par offerings but investigation is half the battle in this game.

Thanks but strewth mate!  Hope that wasn't all in one day!  Didn't fancy poking your head in the 3 or 4 other parlours around Goodge St?  Or the 3 Parlours on the way back to Victoria from Ruen Thai?

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Thanks but strewth mate!  Hope that wasn't all in one day!  Didn't fancy poking your head in the 3 or 4 other parlours around Goodge St?  Or the 3 Parlours on the way back to Victoria from Ruen Thai?

No, a week's worth of stop-offs while darting around town on various errands/assignations.  Didn't even bother to mention Windmill Street as that place has been meh for years now.

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I hope you're joshing, if you don't do private hire then a tube ride North or a bus ride South will do you some good.  ;)

Ha - i haven't been on the tube in nearly 20 years
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This week I sank to a new low but it was good.

Decided I needed a release so wandered down to FuHe in Shepherds Bush but they were busy, as were all the girls in Organic Remedies. Walked to the next parade of shops and there was another TCM so I popped in. At the desk was an elderly Chinese lady and I took the chance to have a massage hoping there was other girls out back. I really should ask but I do like playing my chances.

She left and I got undressed. I decided to leave my boxers on in case it was her as there was no way I wanted extras if it was. I’m pushing 40 and she must have 25 to 30 (maybe more!) years on me.

Of course, back in she walked.  I thought ok, just a massage then which was actually really good. Nothing sensual until she began those butterfly type touches and I felt my cock stir. Still I said to myself if she asks I’ll say no. On the flip she continues a professional massage and my cock goes back to normal. Then she does the butterfly thing again and again I’m stirring which she is keeping an eye on. Still I tell myself just say no.

Then she asks and I say yes. FFS!

But she delivered an exceptional HJ. Really great. Swirling and whirling. Jerking and caressing. Lots of gooch play all concludes with an exceptional release.

Feel like I’ve let myself down slightly but hey, life’s all about experiences

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This week I sank to a new low but it was good.

Decided I needed a release so wandered down to FuHe in Shepherds Bush but they were busy, as were all the girls in Organic Remedies. Walked to the next parade of shops and there was another TCM so I popped in. At the desk was an elderly Chinese lady and I took the chance to have a massage hoping there was other girls out back. I really should ask but I do like playing my chances.

She left and I got undressed. I decided to leave my boxers on in case it was her as there was no way I wanted extras if it was. I’m pushing 40 and she must have 25 to 30 (maybe more!) years on me.

Of course, back in she walked.  I thought ok, just a massage then which was actually really good. Nothing sensual until she began those butterfly type touches and I felt my cock stir. Still I said to myself if she asks I’ll say no. On the flip she continues a professional massage and my cock goes back to normal. Then she does the butterfly thing again and again I’m stirring which she is keeping an eye on. Still I tell myself just say no.

Then she asks and I say yes. FFS!

But she delivered an exceptional HJ. Really great. Swirling and whirling. Jerking and caressing. Lots of gooch play all concludes with an exceptional release.

Feel like I’ve let myself down slightly but hey, life’s all about experiences

Thanks for sharing  :drinks:

Being somewhat older than you I still top out at ladies in their early 50s.

I recall someone stating in a recent reply to me that they'd rather have a great HJ than a shit BJ, let's see if he decides to mimick your experience.

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Saw Sakura at Zhangri La Wimbledon yesterday.

Splashed out for Nuru at 120 PH.

She is very sweet - Japanese in mannerism but definitely Chinese. Deferential and helped me undress. Gave her the cash and told me to get on the bed which was covered in a plastic sheet. She got completely undressed and started working on my back. All the while pushing her busy mound into my head (I hope she does not have pubic lice). Looks wise young circa 22 - 23, good slim body, face was average more long than round (sort of resembles the bird in Hustle - the original brunette not blond - but not as pretty)

Applied the gel and was heated and felt good.

Some body slides, breathing into my ear and on my neck.  Used the gel to run into my butt and gooch and rubbing my balls - bot this felt good. At one point thought she was going to insert a finger but thankfully not. She was ok with being touched all access but no insertion.

On turnover started to focus more on the balls and shaft and did this grinding thing and putting my penis between her legs which felt great and resulted in my climax. She cleaned me up, ran a shower and off I went in 1 hour.

All in all very good service but will not repeat for that price I prefer FS but I guess Nuru was on my bucket list.

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Back from a visit to London.
I initially wanted to do the same as I did in march but the attraction of someone new took hold.

So Yeehealth on Star Street/Paddington seemed very under reported.

Only one forties lady on reception. Chinese, nice looking and about 5' 2 and slim.
One hour is £45.
I was taken up a few stairs to the room which was small, about 1.5 foot around the table.

So I stripped and when the Lady returned she asked how hard and started my massage.
Pretty good fairly hard massage with her small hands. Sadly not too much in the way of cc swipes or nudges to
the top of the thighs.
Asked to turn over at 25. minutes and asked what I wanted. I wanted topless with fondling and HE.
She started at £60 but agreed to my £35.

Takes her top off and has tights right up to below her chest! Probably 36D with fair sized nipples.
So I enjoyed squeezing and sucking while she teased my upper thighs, balls and cock slowly.
I got about 20 minutes of this before coming. She definitely wasn't trying to get me to come quickly.

Finished the last bit of time on my lower back - very hard.
Nice Lady. Good price for massage. Good massage. Fair price for extras. She is Kelly (Kerry).

Good start but it was going to get worse.

I pressed on post review but it wouldn't let so I will post the relevant stuff on here which means my next post jumps to punt 4.

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Another toe-water recce for the East London crew, decided on Leytonstone as multiple premises + past glories = chance? Nope.  Zen had Susana on, not for me.  Queue, yes a queue, of blokes in refurbished River Kwai meant I wasn't going to get a sniff and Golden Herbs just had Dr Julie on but I did spy a new second crew member of the usual 40ish MILF type they go through in there.  Saved my cash and emptied myself into a regular on the way home.

Oh, one funny story though.  Was in central London and spied a delicious curvy sort with a pair of Chinese naturals struggling to be contained within sat in TCM reception area.  Barged right in and asked receptionist if could I book her right now.  Woman then looks up and has quizzical face before the equally bemused receptionist says "Sorry, she customer waiting for treatment. No staff free yet." Could not get out quick enough.

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Another toe-water recce for the East London crew, decided on Leytonstone as multiple premises + past glories = chance? Nope.  Zen had Susana on, not for me.  Queue, yes a queue, of blokes in refurbished River Kwai meant I wasn't going to get a sniff and Golden Herbs just had Dr Julie on but I did spy a new second crew member of the usual 40ish MILF type they go through in there.  Saved my cash and emptied myself into a regular on the way home.

Oh, one funny story though.  Was in central London and spied a delicious curvy sort with a pair of Chinese naturals struggling to be contained within sat in TCM reception area.  Barged right in and asked receptionist if could I book her right now.  Woman then looks up and has quizzical face before the equally bemused receptionist says "Sorry, she customer waiting for treatment. No staff free yet." Could not get out quick enough.

You should've dropped to one knee, professed your love for her and asked her to Yum Cha in a nearby restaurant.   :dash:

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So on my second day I had an okay massage - not a shop and as I was on holiday decided that I should have a second pint. This went very badly. I was quite upset that I couldn't come six hours after the first time.
I needed to get it out of my system.

I know Thai Rose on Paddington Street isn't everyone's cup of tea but Lisa has served me very well
over 3 visits since summer 2018.
She's a nice old dear with wobbly legs, late fifties or maybe 60+ but if you want it proper hard.

Last march she said she was going back to Thailand hence not visiting on the first day. Turns out she is only away now.
So I got Lisa one more time.
Good hard massage that nearly makes me cry, mixed with almost immediate cc swipes but she's more of a reach under lady. This was pretty much the same as my first visit so not just because she remembered me.
I'm not sure she did.
 
I turn over half way. I have already agreed £30 for HE only. She has me good and hard and continues with massage and making sure I am hard.
I have no problem coming with 5 minutes left. I am now much happier.

1 hour is £57. I usually aim for £20 for extras for a 30 minute visit or if its left until near the end but for me £30 was
fine this time.

Sometimes you should stick to what you know. :thumbsup:

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On my 3rd day I strangely didn't feel the urge to punt so spent the day at the IWM Lambeth.

The last day. My train was 1.30pm so had a bit of time.
Got of the tube at leceister square and took a walk but decided on familiarity. So onto Little Newport Street.
Half way up there is a door with a red neon massage sign above it.
There is usually a girl at the door touting but it is 11.30 ish
I walk straight in and surprise a girl at the inside stairs. Onwards and downwards and asked for Sophie and paid £40 for 45 minutes. Into the tiny room and stripped of.I think Sophie was busy or something because she didn't turn up until
11.55.
Nice face, a wee bit of a spare tyre but has maybe 36DD boobs and 5 foot to 5' 2 and a cleavage showing red dress with
leggings.

She can do a good hard massage with nice teasing and I was getting a bit hard. Turned over and agreed £40 for topless b2b and fondling with HE. Played with her chest and nipples ( she had high fitting tights on) and she got on me for a bit of b2b.
This is where I was getting worried. I was still semi Hard and not feeling close to coming.  :timeout: :scare:
Sophie is a trooper.
She kept on teasing with me in different positions, spent some time on oral with. As it was hitting my 45 minutes I told
her to give up. This was about 12.40 Amy my train's at 1.30.
She refuses and gets determined. I finally come at 12.55. I offer to pay for the extra time but she refuses.
Sorry guys, I gave her the £40 and an extra 10.

Quickly dressed, gave her a hug and a kiss. Made Kings Cross at 1.20.

For me the moral is stick with what you've enjoyed until really bored or she annoys you.

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Is this 'The 12 Days of Christmas' or something?  :unknown:

"On the first day of Chebmas an SP gave to me, a handjob and mouthful of Chinese titty,"
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Went to the place across from primo on Wentworth St. Met Maria - early 30's fit Chinese girl. Paid 30 for 30 + 40 for nkd HJ. Massage was not bad, quite hard - but HJ was without any sensual feeling at all (not even sure how that is possible).
She is fit though, nice (what could be natural) ~C's, and with a small bush. She works every monday but I would probably not want to see her again.

My favorite at that place is Zindy/Sindy. Pretty, though slightly quirky, Chinese girl. Good massage and B2B for 60 - I even sneaked in OWO once for 80.

Who is your favourite there?

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oh - and one more I forgot in my post above: Last week I ventured outside of my usual huntingrounds and visited Dr Herb in Bethnal Green/Shoreditch. I met 'Fei Fei' there. She was a slim'ish +35 Chinese girl with short hair and pert b's. I paid 30 for 30 and 60 for B2B.

Both the massage and B2B was pretty routine-like experiences. Nothing special and I would not go back.

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Disco, you are overpaying on B2B which is resulting in us peasants having to pay inflated rates.

B2B 40 max!

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Ha - i haven't been on the tube in nearly 20 years

Mr Bukowski,

Have you tried this lady in Golders Green ?

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Mr Bukowski,

Have you tried this lady in Golders Green ?

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She's reprofile/renamed a few times, even recently.  I'd hope he passed on some despite the desperation.

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Dr Herb in Bethnal Green/Shoreditch. I met 'Fei Fei' there. She was a slim'ish +35 Chinese girl with short hair and pert b's. I paid 30 for 30 and 60 for B2B.

£60 for B2B?  :diablo:

I've always been quoted £20 HE, £30 naked HE, £40 B2B.  :( :(

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Anyone seen this chick in Earls Court?

Think she might work from a studio or a room in a shop in Earls Court.

Tempted by the picture.

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Update.

Haven’t been to see her yet. But was quoted £60 for 60 minutes with HR. £80 with B2B.

Not too bad.

Offline dross

Dropped into ORBS, saw Anna (EE) and her fucking tight body. YUM. £45 for 60, B2B (about 45 minutes) £50.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=263759

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Oh, one funny story though.  Was in central London and spied a delicious curvy sort with a pair of Chinese naturals struggling to be contained within sat in TCM reception area.  Barged right in and asked receptionist if could I book her right now.  Woman then looks up and has quizzical face before the equally bemused receptionist says "Sorry, she customer waiting for treatment. No staff free yet." Could not get out quick enough.

LMFAO!!  :lol: :lol:

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Did you note her VS ad?
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seems they've removed the picture on gumtree, anyone clever enough to get it back?

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seems they've removed the picture on gumtree, anyone clever enough to get it back?

Might be one of these.

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Dropped into ORBS, saw Anna (EE) and her fucking tight body. YUM. £45 for 60, B2B (about 45 minutes) £50.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=263759

Was this just b2b slides and HR or was this inclusive of any or all of FS, OW(O), RO, kissing, fingering (external or intrusive)?

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Thanks for posting, worth noting that Anny has posted 5 ads in VS offering differently priced services.  Be sure to pay the least for the service you want.


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Was this just b2b slides and HR or was this inclusive of any or all of FS, OW(O), RO, kissing, fingering (external or intrusive)?
more info on full review but had 20 odd minutes of RO with freshly shaved pussy :wacko: wouldn't allow fingers in but got my tongue in there hahah, she was dripping wet so would have loved to slip in there! was offered FS and OW but I didn't go for it.  She avoided kissing and told me off for eating her neck lol, don't think her BF quite knows what she gets up to

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