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She stripped off but left her knickers on...

I hate this trick.  Nowadays I confirm b2b is naked before I pay, especially if they seem tricky (usually if they insist on money first) or genuinely inexperienced.  If they shed clothes before taking payment but insist on panties on then I renegotiate rate for topless or decline if they won't, which usually get knickers off.  On the thankfully rare occasion where they've taken payment but won't shed pants then I terminate the session and complain to management and insist on refund.

That reminds me. 

Avoid Alice @ San Ling Swiss Cottage.  5'3", A/Bs, slim size 8, pale complexion, below shoulder black hair, small featured face, teeth need cleaning, affected charm, slim legs.  After I declined services because she wanted 60 for b2b after the halfway point she continued to pester me before agreeing to "everything" at 50 (I'd told her that other girls she knew accepted that).  Once naked and after some sliding, fingering and licking but no BJ she then declined FS claiming poor English and misunderstanding.  I terminated session and warned management of poor behaviour.  Some punters seem to get good service from her, perhaps because they happily pay the extra, to my mind she's not significantly prettier and no better technique than other girls there who are far more amenable, reasonable and pleasant.  Alice isn't afraid to complain out loud in Mandarin so she's a mean spirited schemer in my books.

Also avoid Miya at same, seems to be Alice's mate.  Similar build to Alice, worse teeth, was wearing a white, satin chinese top and trousers.  Angular features poor English and worse massage technique.  Never offered extras despite not objecting to touching of her legs when she leaned over my head.  Asked if I wanted more time 7ish mins before the end.  I declined, she said she would do more if I stayed, I asked why she didn't offer earlier, she played dumb.  After changing I discovered the clock in room was set 5 mins fast so she'd shorted me 10 mins of 30.  This clock is also fast of the clock upstairs.  Got a refund after management intervened.  She tried to give me a foreign bank note before going off to find a British one, despite holding a purse stuffed with notes.

Be careful of time-keeping at this place, confirm when the time starts before you pay.  Linda, Lili, Mimi, Mary don't seem to have the attitude problems or time keeping issues.
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Mubao massage on Wardour street - occaisionally there's a very busty lady at the door... would love to finish on her chest. Anyone had any experience with her?

Certainly have here is my review

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Went to Herbal Clinic in cricklewood last week, £40 for 45 mins saw Laura, shown on the gumtree ad as from Spain and 24+, has been in london for 10 years, with kid, so must be early 30s at best. She was also from Serbia, I suppose they start with the same letter. Massage was good and she did try to get all the knots out, seem to take some pride in the massage phase. The towel was moved around and only removed just as she finished with me lying on my front.
At the turn over I was asked if I wanted any extra, 20 for HR, 30 for topless, 40 for naked HR

Body was nice allowing for the slightly older age, B or C cup boobs, allowed full touching

Offline dgussetierr

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Saw a girl from HK called Ava, early thirties but looks younger. £50 for 1hr.

I was not sure if I was going to get the legit massage of be offered more so kept towel on which which stayed there until about 45 minutes in with no indication anything was on offer. She then asked if I wanted extra. I think I paid £40 for topless. She has very nice boobs with those pencil eraser nipples. I would go again even just for the massage which was good but she also has a decent sense of humor and is fluent with English. She work Weds & Fri

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Yes it was amazing. Can’t particularly say why exactly. Some girls are good at it and some are not. She is very good


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Not sure. I have only seen her on a Saturday

Offline Kensingtonboy

Visited herbal clinic cricklewood last week which is becoming my regular massage shop, and saw gabbie.  Age around 25 from Romania, with big tits and quite pretty face. She is however FAT and knows it.  Was quite embarrassed and almost apologised. Had paid for 1 hour at £50, up £5 following refurbishment to nicer but smaller rooms. She has nice manor and good massage skills, quite firm but not really erotic or sensual. Flip on 30 mins and usual menu offered. £20 H/R 30 topless and 40 naked. Went for £30 topless just to have a look and play with those tits which are pretty impressive. Gave adequate H/R, shot my load and showed up all very professional and by the book.  Wouldn’t see Gabbie again but if you are a tit man - you could do worse.  I would be really keen to know if anyone has got further than the standard 20/30/40 menu on offer with the other girls  there Especially the fitter ones vikki/ cleo / victoria who I have seen but not had the bottle to push it with as didn’t want to spoil the mood.  If there is a special menu for regulars I would defo give it a go.

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But of a warning. I popped into China 5 Elements over the weekend and had a naughty session with a Romanian girl. Granted the session was fantastic with B2B at 60 quid extra. She was a petite hottie with blonde hair. Firm body with small tits and tight ass.

I will be the first to admit I indulge in rimming almost every punt I go to. And on this occasion tossed her salad for a good while. Woke up on Sunday with serious stomach pains and have been on the toilet since. I guess it's the risk we take :(

The real warning is that she stole £20 out of my pocket ffs. Will complain to management when I'm well enough to go.
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But of a warning. I popped into China 5 Elements over the weekend and had a naughty session with a Romanian girl. Granted the session was fantastic with B2B at 60 quid extra. She was a petite hottie with blonde hair. Firm body with small tits and tight ass.

I will be the first to admit I indulge in rimming almost every punt I go to. And on this occasion tossed her salad for a good while. Woke up on Sunday with serious stomach pains and have been on the toilet since. I guess it's the risk we take :(

The real warning is that she stole £20 out of my pocket ffs. Will complain to management when I'm well enough to go.

Sorry to hear that. Have only rimmed a couple of girls myself.  Not sure I would do it with a girl in a massage shop, but I guess you were just unlucky.

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But of a warning. I popped into China 5 Elements over the weekend and had a naughty session with a Romanian girl. Granted the session was fantastic with B2B at 60 quid extra. She was a petite hottie with blonde hair. Firm body with small tits and tight ass.

I will be the first to admit I indulge in rimming almost every punt I go to. And on this occasion tossed her salad for a good while. Woke up on Sunday with serious stomach pains and have been on the toilet since. I guess it's the risk we take :(

The real warning is that she stole £20 out of my pocket ffs. Will complain to management when I'm well enough to go.

I usually go for the washed ready to eat salad - it tastes better ;)
You should probably carry wipes with you to clean up before you get nasty. Oh, and for God's sake, stop swallowing.

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Yeh lesson learnt. Still won't stop me from rimming. Just need to make sure the ladies are clean  :scare:
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But of a warning. I popped into China 5 Elements over the weekend and had a naughty session with a Romanian girl. Granted the session was fantastic with B2B at 60 quid extra. She was a petite hottie with blonde hair. Firm body with small tits and tight ass.

I will be the first to admit I indulge in rimming almost every punt I go to. And on this occasion tossed her salad for a good while. Woke up on Sunday with serious stomach pains and have been on the toilet since. I guess it's the risk we take :(

The real warning is that she stole £20 out of my pocket ffs. Will complain to management when I'm well enough to go.

Sounds like giardiasis.   Might be worth getting a test at GP

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Feeling better today. So much so I might go for a massage.....without any rimming  :hi:

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Feeling better today. So much so I might go for a massage.....without any rimming  :hi:

If she rims you then you only have to worry about letting go.

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Paid a visit to QI Health Spa today in Angel.

Venue - not too shabby. The entrance looks shady. But the room was clean, nicely decorated and have some mirrors. The room I was in also had a pole running across the top...more on that later.

I walked in off the street and it genuinely looked like a scene from a horror movie. There were two old Chinese hags sitting at a table eating noodles. They had aweful dull hair just looked unpleasant. I was thinking of doing a runner but asked for a 60 minute deep tissue (I will never learn).

Paid using card and up steps a 60ish year old GILF. She was slim, nice tits but noticeably old. Long hair and a pretty shaved pussy.

She led me into the room and asked me to strip and lay on the table. Love playing innocent and kept my boxers on. The room had a green theme. She walked back in and forcibly removed my boxers stating the oil would ruin them...classic.

She asked me to confirm a deep tissue to which I said yes....I wish I hadn't. She hopped up onto the table and absolutely kneaded me half to death. What made it almost unbearable was she stood on the massage table and used the pole on top of the room to use her full weight to massage every inch of me with her feet. Fml I was close to passing it but didn't say anything. I have a huge foot fetish so didn't mind it.

Playing innocent I had my eyes closed but subtly opened them to see she was wearing no knickers underneath her dress and was deliberately flashing me every chance she got via the mirrors in the room. Was rock hard every time I saw her puss.

Around the 45 min mark she put her hand in my Arse crack and asked me if it was ok to massage there. I said yes. She expertly used oil to massage my ass crack, balls and gooch. I was literally on heat when she asked me turn over.

She offered 20 hj and 60 for b2b. Went for the 20 but I asked her to make sure I could see her puss. The lady was an absolute expert in HJ. Plenty of ball fondling and she used a variety of techniques. She started slow and sped up and then went slow again. I was naughty and rubbed her pussy underneath her dress and slipped a finger in to which she moaned. This proceeded to full on fingering but I didn't taste it like I usually do. She edged me to the brink 5 times until I begged her to wank me off as fast as possible. I exploded everywhere, all over myself, her and the floor.

The HJ was so intense that I think I fell asleep for a couple of minutes until she asked me to have a shower. Was certain wobbly on my feet.

Paid her 20 at the end and stumbled out.

Was a good experience.
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Did you get her name by any chance?
Never been with a lady this old but that sounds like a fun experience.

Paid a visit to QI Health Spa today in Angel.

Venue - not too shabby. The entrance looks shady. But the room was clean, nicely decorated and have some mirrors. The room I was in also had a pole running across the top...more on that later.

I walked in off the street and it genuinely looked like a scene from a horror movie. There were two old Chinese hags sitting at a table eating noodles. They had aweful dull hair just looked unpleasant. I was thinking of doing a runner but asked for a 60 minute deep tissue (I will never learn).

Paid using card and up steps a 60ish year old GILF. She was slim, nice tits but noticeably old. Long hair and a pretty shaved pussy.

She led me into the room and asked me to strip and lay on the table. Love playing innocent and kept my boxers on. The room had a green theme. She walked back in and forcibly removed my boxers stating the oil would ruin them...classic.

She asked me to confirm a deep tissue to which I said yes....I wish I hadn't. She hopped up onto the table and absolutely kneaded me half to death. What made it almost unbearable was she stood on the massage table and used the pole on top of the room to use her full weight to massage every inch of me with her feet. Fml I was close to passing it but didn't say anything. I have a huge foot fetish so didn't mind it.

Playing innocent I had my eyes closed but subtly opened them to see she was wearing no knickers underneath her dress and was deliberately flashing me every chance she got via the mirrors in the room. Was rock hard every time I saw her puss.

Around the 45 min mark she put her hand in my Arse crack and asked me if it was ok to massage there. I said yes. She expertly used oil to massage my ass crack, balls and gooch. I was literally on heat when she asked me turn over.

She offered 20 hj and 60 for b2b. Went for the 20 but I asked her to make sure I could see her puss. The lady was an absolute expert in HJ. Plenty of ball fondling and she used a variety of techniques. She started slow and sped up and then went slow again. I was naughty and rubbed her pussy underneath her dress and slipped a finger in to which she moaned. This proceeded to full on fingering but I didn't taste it like I usually do. She edged me to the brink 5 times until I begged her to wank me off as fast as possible. I exploded everywhere, all over myself, her and the floor.

The HJ was so intense that I think I fell asleep for a couple of minutes until she asked me to have a shower. Was certain wobbly on my feet.

Paid her 20 at the end and stumbled out.

Was a good experience.

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Visited Fantasia on Charing Cross Road yesterday.

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I walked in off the street and asked for 1 hour massage and the receptionist charged me £50 (I couldn’t be bothered faffing about asking for the £5 discount advertised on their website).

After stripping off, I assumed the usual face down position on the table. A couple of minutes later, a young Chinese girl entered. Her name was Sasha and 22 years old she told me. Hard to tell with ages but she certainly looked in her 20s to me.

Sasha then treated me to a massage that was not the worst I’ve ever had, but by no means the best either. She tried her best but it was clear she just isn’t trained and doesn’t know what she’s doing. Felt as if she was making it up as she went along. Didn’t do a lot of teasing and it didn’t get sensual until just before the turn over when she started going for a few swipes.

On the turnover I was asked did I want her to strip and give handjob? Yes was the reply and £40 the agreed price. Sasha then stripped completely (including pants) to reveal a very nice, slim and toned body. A fantastic set of tits around a C or D cup with long pointy nipples were on display as was a very neat pussy with a small black bush.

The handjob was pretty decent with lots of eye contact. She was happy with me feeling her tits, arse and pussy but no fingers inside. Also sucking the tits was off limits. I exploded all over her hands and a short cleanup folllowed.

All in all an average massage but with a very good looking young girl.

A few negatives ...

1) The rooms are very small as many have mentioned.

2) Before the massage started I asked to use the bathroom. On the way back one of the other doors was opened by another girl and I was presented with the sight of some young fella pulling his kegs up. Also during my session, the door was opened by another masseuse with a client who didn’t know the room was occupied. Sasha locked the door over, but several times after the door was tried. Didn’t bother me, but might bother others.

3) The walls are paper thin. Throughout the hour I could hear the bell ringing at the front door as other clients entered, spoke to the receptionist and were shown to a room. At some point a drunk Irishman entered the room next door and insisted on having crap Irish folk music played on the speakers during his rub n tug.

4) The place isn’t very discrete. It’s on a busy main road and while you’re in the reception area, you’re fully visible to passers by through the windows. Not being from London, I couldn’t give a fuck, but might be an issue for others.

I’m not sure if I would return to this place but it’s probably always a good Plan B, because you know what you’re getting, it stays open late and plenty girls working which means you can walk in off the street and get a rub and tug without any forward planning.

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Luna Chinese working in skyline Lewisham tomorrow. Anyone sampled yet and whether worth the effort?

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Luna Chinese working in skyline Lewisham tomorrow. Anyone sampled yet and whether worth the effort?

Interesting, thanks.

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Luna Chinese working in skyline Lewisham tomorrow. Anyone sampled yet and whether worth the effort?

She's welcoming and friendly, not prone to be chatty, English pretty good, couldn't place her foreign accent but it wasn't typical Chinese pitch or rhythm.  Seemingly quiet demeanour but wouldn't be surprised if she tells you what for if you get arsey.  Around 5'5"; slim not skinny; A/AAs; soft pale skin; mumsy hair; rounded, pleasing GND face; firm, regular arse.  Could be mid-20s, could be early 30s, dammit could be older.
Massage ok, sensuality too, doesn't appear to be reluctant.  Quoted more for b2b but will accept the standard with "respectful" touching, no finger banging.  Only met her once, didn't go beyond b2b, touching and body kissing.  Would try again if over that way when she's around.
No evidence that she's game on like Tara or Clair, probably more like Sonya, not as polished as Hannah.

Anyone met the stand-in receptionist?  Apparently used to work somewhere but not anymore.  Do tell if you've enjoyed her services previously.

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She's welcoming and friendly, not prone to be chatty, English pretty good, couldn't place her foreign accent but it wasn't typical Chinese pitch or rhythm.  Seemingly quiet demeanour but wouldn't be surprised if she tells you what for if you get arsey.  Around 5'5"; slim not skinny; A/AAs; soft pale skin; mumsy hair; rounded, pleasing GND face; firm, regular arse.  Could be mid-20s, could be early 30s, dammit could be older.
Massage ok, sensuality too, doesn't appear to be reluctant.  Quoted more for b2b but will accept the standard with "respectful" touching, no finger banging.  Only met her once, didn't go beyond b2b, touching and body kissing.  Would try again if over that way when she's around.
No evidence that she's game on like Tara or Clair, probably more like Sonya, not as polished as Hannah.

Anyone met the stand-in receptionist?  Apparently used to work somewhere but not anymore.  Do tell if you've enjoyed her services previously.

Apparently they don't know if Clair is coming back.

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Apparently they don't know if Clair is coming back.

What about Tara (Brazilian)?

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Apparently they don't know if Clair is coming back.

Damn, I heard she had found another line of work which was paying well enough.  She put in a good turn so a sabatical was in the offing if not "retirement".  Hope they can find a comparable replacement but none of the past line-up are like her for mileage, chebs and personallity.   :cry:

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What about Tara (Brazilian)?

At her prices she should move on to "proper" premises.  Her service set is great but is out of kilter with the rest of the girls which unbalances the expectations of punters, which makes recruiting difficult as not all decent r'n'ters want to be pornstars.

Offline Tedbandy

Visited the Leytonstone massage place Natural Ways a couple of sundays ago.

Walked in and one girl available.

Would you believe it, it was Apple from Zen Upminster.  I have since done a few searches on the forum and see she always works Sundays here, hopefully she doesnt think im a stalker.

I was interested in visiting because like Zen Upminster they allow a 15 min massage. For 15 quid this is very ideal for me, as after a couple of minutes massage my imagination gets the better of me and im bored of waiting for the WSWS.

Thankfully as i visited Apple a few weeks before she knew it was business time.  She didnt look as good on this visit and caked in makeup, although she seems to admirably enjoy herself and not be bogged down by the negotation side of things.

I tried my luck and asked for a naked BJ, which was met with a yes. I chucked her 35 quid (50 total spend with the 15 quid massage fee) and she got down to her job.  As always she allows access to all areas and all in all was a 15 mins well spent.

She very tactically got me close and finished by hand which for 35 quid tip I will not complain.  In honesty i think i would have got away with 30 tip and she wouldnt have bat an eyelid but again mustnt grumble.

I questioned if i bring a jonny will FS be available 'next time' and she said yes.  I may take her up on that although recently i dont like going over my 50 total spend limit! Tightarse

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Walked past Harmony on Earls Court Road today & spotted a young slim Chinese girl chatting to older receptionist.

Gave a call later and seems her name is Vicki and she works most days - anyone got anything they'd like to share on the subject ?

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In Chinatown a few weeks ago and went in to Rupert Jade Oriental Health Centre on Rupert St.
45 on door for 45min. Then subsequently departed with 120 for a B2B, Chinese lady who facially looked young but the body did then not match unfortunately.
There was no haggling of any kind with her at all by the way, had a full 10 minutes of trying, including making it clear I could have a full sex+anal thai girl for 150 a few streets over.
Had thoughts to leave and find said Thai escort for the standard 150, but thought Hell i'll try this out just to see if she's some kind of miracle B2B.
She wasnt.
Next time i'll spend my money on an escort.


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In Chinatown a few weeks ago and went in to Rupert Jade Oriental Health Centre on Rupert St.
45 on door for 45min. Then subsequently departed with 120 for a B2B, Chinese lady who facially looked young but the body did then not match unfortunately.
There was no haggling of any kind with her at all by the way, had a full 10 minutes of trying, including making it clear I could have a full sex+anal thai girl for 150 a few streets over.
Had thoughts to leave and find said Thai escort for the standard 150, but thought Hell i'll try this out just to see if she's some kind of miracle B2B.
She wasnt.
Next time i'll spend my money on an escort.


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There are some situations that present themselves that you don't have to live and learn...

To what do you attribute your aberrant behaviour, given you knew you should move one?

Even the good Lord spent 10 mins sending you that message!

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In Chinatown a few weeks ago and went in to Rupert Jade Oriental Health Centre on Rupert St.

45 on door for 45min. Then subsequently departed with 120 for a B2B, Chinese lady who facially looked young but the body did then not match unfortunately.

Next time i'll spend my money on an escort.

Next time you could pop round the corner to Newport Court to Little Newport Street instead and have four separate Chinese & Thai girls/pops OW & Sex, and still have money left for a slap up Chinese meal, a few beers and an Uber home.

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Made a couple of visits to skyline in lewisham recently. Have seem Nikki (polish), Komodo (Japanese) and Sonya.
Komoko has the body hair (or lack off) to be Japanese, but facially looks more Chinese. Not the thinnest girl, but not fat either. Good, but not sexual massage. Paid 40 for B2b. Got plenty of sliding, RO, some fingering and a bit of kissing. Overall definitely worth it.

Nikkki,
Slim polish girl. Tight body, some big tattoos small but perfectly formed Brests. Good massage, and then b2b. Better at b2b than komoko, as in more sliding with different options. Got RO, but no kissing. A good session.

Sonya,
Chinese looking (think they said she was Thai), slightly overweight, but fantastic real tits. About a c or small d cup, but perfectly formed with great suckable nipples.
Got b2b again (a trend). Massage was passable. B2b was a bit of sliding, but then quickly progressed to RO, and then a gave her a good fingering. She got very wet, so 1 finger turned to 2 and then a couple more. She seemed to enjoy it a lot based on how wet she was. No kissing etc.

All pricing was standard skyline pricing.

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Do any of these women at Skyline other than Clair give oral? I mean, try keeping your dick out of her mouth.

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Paid a visit to QI Health Spa today in Angel.

Venue - not too shabby. The entrance looks shady. But the room was clean, nicely decorated and have some mirrors. The room I was in also had a pole running across the top...more on that later.

I walked in off the street and it genuinely looked like a scene from a horror movie. There were two old Chinese hags sitting at a table eating noodles. They had aweful dull hair just looked unpleasant. I was thinking of doing a runner but asked for a 60 minute deep tissue (I will never learn).

Paid using card and up steps a 60ish year old GILF. She was slim, nice tits but noticeably old. Long hair and a pretty shaved pussy.

She led me into the room and asked me to strip and lay on the table. Love playing innocent and kept my boxers on. The room had a green theme. She walked back in and forcibly removed my boxers stating the oil would ruin them...classic.

She asked me to confirm a deep tissue to which I said yes....I wish I hadn't. She hopped up onto the table and absolutely kneaded me half to death. What made it almost unbearable was she stood on the massage table and used the pole on top of the room to use her full weight to massage every inch of me with her feet. Fml I was close to passing it but didn't say anything. I have a huge foot fetish so didn't mind it.

Playing innocent I had my eyes closed but subtly opened them to see she was wearing no knickers underneath her dress and was deliberately flashing me every chance she got via the mirrors in the room. Was rock hard every time I saw her puss.

Around the 45 min mark she put her hand in my Arse crack and asked me if it was ok to massage there. I said yes. She expertly used oil to massage my ass crack, balls and gooch. I was literally on heat when she asked me turn over.

She offered 20 hj and 60 for b2b. Went for the 20 but I asked her to make sure I could see her puss. The lady was an absolute expert in HJ. Plenty of ball fondling and she used a variety of techniques. She started slow and sped up and then went slow again. I was naughty and rubbed her pussy underneath her dress and slipped a finger in to which she moaned. This proceeded to full on fingering but I didn't taste it like I usually do. She edged me to the brink 5 times until I begged her to wank me off as fast as possible. I exploded everywhere, all over myself, her and the floor.

The HJ was so intense that I think I fell asleep for a couple of minutes until she asked me to have a shower. Was certain wobbly on my feet.

Paid her 20 at the end and stumbled out.

Was a good experience.

What's her name please?

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Made a couple of visits to skyline in lewisham recently. Have seem Nikki (polish), Komodo (Japanese) and Sonya.
Komoko has the body hair (or lack off) to be Japanese, but facially looks more Chinese. Not the thinnest girl, but not fat either. Good, but not sexual massage. Paid 40 for B2b. Got plenty of sliding, RO, some fingering and a bit of kissing. Overall definitely worth it.

Nikkki,
Slim polish girl. Tight body, some big tattoos small but perfectly formed Brests. Good massage, and then b2b. Better at b2b than komoko, as in more sliding with different options. Got RO, but no kissing. A good session.

Sonya,
Chinese looking (think they said she was Thai), slightly overweight, but fantastic real tits. About a c or small d cup, but perfectly formed with great suckable nipples.
Got b2b again (a trend). Massage was passable. B2b was a bit of sliding, but then quickly progressed to RO, and then a gave her a good fingering. She got very wet, so 1 finger turned to 2 and then a couple more. She seemed to enjoy it a lot based on how wet she was. No kissing etc.

All pricing was standard skyline pricing.

Komodo/Komoko?  Are you sure?  Thought the only "Japanese" was Noriko (I suspected Chinese)

Sonya is billed as Thai but reminded me more of Central Asians.  I haven't seen her since the end of last year when she was a B cup and pretty trim, lucky her if the extra weight has also settled on her boobs. 

All the girls are YMMV beyond b2b slides.

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Tried the masaage plave in Newport court chinatown, quoted £50 at the door by a lady in her mid 30s called m5elody from Taiwan.  Massage skills were nonexistent, little to no pressure. She dod leave one hand next to my balls. Body to body consised of a few topless brushes with her c cup tits, i tried to explain body to body was nude but she wanted more money. She then asked for a bj for 50 which i which inhaggled to 35. I managed to stick my digit thru her tights and feel her are and pussy. Would i return? No!

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Sorry didn't catch the name.

I never really ask to be honest
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Tried the masaage plave in Newport court chinatown, quoted £50 at the door by a lady in her mid 30s called m5elody from Taiwan.  Massage skills were nonexistent, little to no pressure. She dod leave one hand next to my balls. Body to body consised of a few topless brushes with her c cup tits, i tried to explain body to body was nude but she wanted more money. She then asked for a bj for 50 which i which inhaggled to 35. I managed to stick my digit thru her tights and feel her are and pussy. Would i return? No!

Was the BJ covered?

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There are some situations that present themselves that you don't have to live and learn...

To what do you attribute your aberrant behaviour, given you knew you should move one?

Even the good Lord spent 10 mins sending you that message!

Part tiredness part unwillingness to "actually" go look/find somewhere else and part Lets see what 120 at a massage shop will give me.
I now know to stand my ground and just decline next time around.

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Komodo/Komoko?  Are you sure?  Thought the only "Japanese" was Noriko (I suspected Chinese)

Sonya is billed as Thai but reminded me more of Central Asians.  I haven't seen her since the end of last year when she was a B cup and pretty trim, lucky her if the extra weight has also settled on her boobs. 

All the girls are YMMV beyond b2b slides.
I checked and you are right on the name. I agree with all the other observations as well.

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I checked and you are right on the name. I agree with all the other observations as well.

Can you clarify re Sonya, you've noticed she's put on weight these past months or you've only encountered her as carrying some extra weight ?  Presumably you're implying a bit of a gut, how much so?

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Can you clarify re Sonya, you've noticed she's put on weight these past months or you've only encountered her as carrying some extra weight ?  Presumably you're implying a bit of a gut, how much so?
I have only seen her once, very recently, so cannot comment on changes over time. As for weight, she does not have a hanging belly, but there is a reasonable amount of wobbly stuff there and love handles on the side. I am fairly picky weight wise, so maybe I am being very critical.

Offline Wankingdead

Komodo? Komodos dragon? Hehe, some punters pay Little attention to names. Sonya in my opinion lost weight her face looks much prettier than before, the oral skills are better also, anyway saw this thin one called Tarah. Indian girl second time to meet her and she remembered me, tallish 5:6, long black hair decent sized boobs, massage was nothing to talk about, b2b improved still kept her pants but she enjoyed cock grinding got dripping wet, I put my hand over her pants and they were soaking, ran my fingers on the edge just rubbing her labia and she shuddered and shook, could have stuck a finger but it felt so nice just feeling her softness and wetness from the edge of reason, I grabbed my stiff cock and positioned it right over her clit and dry humped her, she was really having a good time moaning and groaning louder and louder, I had to shush her ( it is usually the other way), she was nippling on my neck and lifting her torso up from time to time allowing me access to her pert breasts to fondle and suck, eventually she came for real and there is no doubt about it. She then sat on my thighs legs spread trapped my loaded piece with both hands and brought me to completion firing on both cylinders this way, we both thanked each other for the effort and quick shower and into the night and the cold reality of life I went, she works at Skyline every month or so, maybe not everyone cup of tea but I like that type of immaturity.

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I woke up with a sore neck and shoulder, and what better than visiting Siam Nuad Thai massage place for a bit of torture, place is in Penge main street right beside the bus stop, large glass front is a give away so it is a genuine legit shop, Nan was the name of my masseuse, middle aged Thai in her traditional dress, she could be pretty if she made an effort and put some make up on her face, decent room large massage table, take your cloth off but keep your pants, ok love calm yourself down, but don't you get any oil on my Levi, a they cost me as much as your massage, what followed was an hour of. Blissful massage, some pain some joy as expected, she really worked on my sore neck and shoulders and did a great job, ginger tea at the reception, me sitting and sitting and enjoying the view of the buses stopping and everybody starring at me and me returning the complement, walked out a new man, just few shops up the road another massage joint with just MASSAGE on the shop sign, side entrance with a couple of pretty Chinese girls busy on their mobiles, definitely extras on offer so hopefully will scout the place some other day.

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Visited External Link/Members Only today.

It’s a ground floor flat tucked away in little courtyard, maybe a couple of minutes from Holborn underground. It’s a smart and clean little place.

Paid £100 for 1 hour sensual oil massage as advertised on website with a girl called Alice.

Alice was slim, medium height, somewhere in her twenties and very pretty.
Quiet and demure, conversation was limited, but she has some experience and after taking her clothes off gave a good massage.

Second half was body to body and that too I had no complaints, very enjoyable.

Worth another visit.

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Visited External Link/Members Only today.

It’s a ground floor flat tucked away in little courtyard, maybe a couple of minutes from Holborn underground. It’s a smart and clean little place.

Paid £100 for 1 hour sensual oil massage as advertised on website with a girl called Alice.

Alice was slim, medium height, somewhere in her twenties and very pretty.
Quiet and demure, conversation was limited, but she has some experience and after taking her clothes off gave a good massage.

Second half was body to body and that too I had no complaints, very enjoyable.

Worth another visit.

Thanks for coming out after being active under your hat this past year.  How hands on was the b2b experience? 
Why so demure with your review?  You know you've missed out some elementary details that punters would consider crucial in appraising an SP:

Size and condition of boobs?
Any unusual or distracting natural or unnatural features?
How tall is "medium"? 
What would've made you complain?  We have no point of reference to know why "no complaints" is anything good.

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Paid a visit to the (in)famous FuHe in Shepherd’s Bush one day last week. Much as reviewed before...

Average looking, slim (size 10) Chinese lady. Paid £40 for £45 massage. She was prob late 30s/early 40s

Kit off, on the bed, she brought me in Tea which was nice. Average massage of my back with her reaching over my head. Clearly not there for the benefit of massage. Mainly gentle and plenty of time of the cheeks. Onto my legs, no real CC swipes but plenty of attention given to the inside of my thighs.

After approx 20 minutes asked if I wanted extra -£20 for hand or £30 naked with touching. Opted for the £30 option. Good handjob with nice gooch and arse play (no insertion) but I wasn’t attracted to her so despite her reminding me I could touch all over I didn’t bother. B cups with nips that pointed down. Would guess a kid or 2 sucked the shape out of them. Flat but intoned belly.

Didn’t get her name but it was about 11:30 on a Tuesday. She seemed to be the only one working.

Will return for the simplicity of service

Offline Yves_Dobon

Komodo/Komoko?  Are you sure?  Thought the only "Japanese" was Noriko (I suspected Chinese)

Sonya is billed as Thai but reminded me more of Central Asians.  I haven't seen her since the end of last year when she was a B cup and pretty trim, lucky her if the extra weight has also settled on her boobs. 

All the girls are YMMV beyond b2b slides.
I saw Sonya about 2-3 weeks ago.  Massage was her usual good standard but i did notice a slightly inflated "tyre" around her middle. I didnt spend much time examining this inflation because i was distracted by her very long firm nipples  :lol:

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Same Alice as Fiona's Zhangri la perhaps?

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Same Alice as Fiona's Zhangri la perhaps?

Yes, I wondered if this place might be a new venture by Fiona, maybe she has moved on from the shop in the alley.