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Offline pisceanuk

She only does topless massage. She calls body to body but this is just boobs rubbing massage.

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Karissa

Bella is also on gumtree but not in the country at the mo Will add

Offline psychomusicianx

I've been meaning to try this place for a while and did yesterday (Saturday). I think I saw the same lady - Maggie - she's from Hong Kong and only works there on Saturdays (3 days a week at other shops). Same prices and description - I agree she was quite pretty, depending on the light her age seemed to change. As you say, she straddled me during the massage and it was a decent massage. No beating about the (full) bush, she asked if I wanted B2B, HR or nothing. I went for B2B, £40 up front. She did proper body slides on my back. On the flip she massaged my legs body slides up my front. Must admit I popped early and she couldn't make me pop again with HR (she tried her best and allowed full access though it cold and she was shuddering at how cold my hands were, they soon warmed up!). I'd go recommend, she's a pleasant find and wants to make customers happy both for massage and extras.

Natural for You, Station Road, East Barnet

Saturday morning walked in without booking, paid £45 for an hour.  Was assigned a reasonably pretty, milfy dark-haired Chinese lady whose name I forget.  Nice enough room with wide massage table and shower but no towel provided, which I took to be a good sign that extras would be on offer.  I do enjoy the suspense however and I found a clean towel in a little cupboard in the room so undressed, lay down on my front and covered myself with the towel.

Massage was really good and strong. She found all the knots and worked on them.  Best bit was she climbed on the table and straddled me during the massage, which was again a good sign but she was careful not to go anywhere sensitive.

About 30 minutes in she popped the question and offered HE for 20 or B2B for 40. I opted for B2B and she asked for the money up front. Then she proceeded to deliver a very sensual B2B. It wasn’t the perfunctory rubbing of tits; it was proper use of her whole body.

When I turned over I made a move to give RO and she didn’t resist. She ended up on the table with her legs wide open and I had the most enjoyable time licking her. She enjoyed herself too. Finished of with her giving me HE while I was still licking her.

She had a slight belly but otherwise quite a trim figure but not too busty, maybe B cup. Had a full bush though, which doesn’t bother me but may be a problem for some.

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I've been meaning to try this place for a while and did yesterday (Saturday). I think I saw the same lady - Maggie - she's from Hong Kong and only works there on Saturdays (3 days a week at other shops). Same prices and description - I agree she was quite pretty, depending on the light her age seemed to change. As you say, she straddled me during the massage and it was a decent massage. No beating about the (full) bush, she asked if I wanted B2B, HR or nothing. I went for B2B, £40 up front. She did proper body slides on my back. On the flip she massaged my legs body slides up my front. Must admit I popped early and she couldn't make me pop again with HR (she tried her best and allowed full access though it cold and she was shuddering at how cold my hands were, they soon warmed up!). I'd go recommend, she's a pleasant find and wants to make customers happy both for massage and extras.
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Thanks for this extra, useful info.  :drinks: 
If you do pop back and see her again I hope the mileage improves.  Please do try to find out which days she at which other shops as well as get her number for yourself  ;)

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Hello all

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I called to enquire who was working, I was told they had a Chinese girl and an Anglo-Indian girl (I am crap with names) So i booked the the Anglo-Indian girl.

She was a British born Indian girl, slim and not unattractive,  I would hazard a guess that she was in her early 30's and usually works weekends only. she was dressed in a black uniform.

I was offered shower before, which I took (not en-suite)

Her massage was decent, but unfortunately she covered me in a towel throughout the massage, avoided all the good bits and got no extras offered at the end. She avoided the upper thighs or bum, so halfway through the massage I knew extras wouldn't be forthcoming.

Maybe I should have been more direct and asked her, but as I got no hints from her i thought it best not to ask.

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Hello all

Long time lurker getting back into fbsm scene after a very long hiatus.

Her massage was decent, but unfortunately she covered me in a towel throughout the massage, avoided all the good bits and got no extras offered at the end. She avoided the upper thighs or bum, so halfway through the massage I knew extras wouldn't be forthcoming.

Maybe I should have been more direct and asked her, but as I got no hints from her i thought it best not to ask.

looking at you back posts it seems like everywhere you go they put a towel over you, you must be giving out the wrong kind of vibe.

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Hello all

Long time lurker getting back into fbsm scene after a very long hiatus.

Nirvana @ Finchley Central

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I called to enquire who was working, I was told they had a Chinese girl and an Anglo-Indian girl (I am crap with names) So i booked the the Anglo-Indian girl.

She was a British born Indian girl, slim and not unattractive,  I would hazard a guess that she was in her early 30's and usually works weekends only. she was dressed in a black uniform.

I was offered shower before, which I took (not en-suite)

Her massage was decent, but unfortunately she covered me in a towel throughout the massage, avoided all the good bits and got no extras offered at the end. She avoided the upper thighs or bum, so halfway through the massage I knew extras wouldn't be forthcoming.

Maybe I should have been more direct and asked her, but as I got no hints from her i thought it best not to ask.
Why havent you done a review on this then?.. :unknown:

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Had a look back and can’t see any recent ORBS reports. Anyone been lately and have news? Looking for the usual fit chinese bird and FS.

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I guess the board needs to make up its mind? Some members knock posters who review massage-only sessions - say that they've nothing to do with the ethos, etc. and shouldn't be reviewed.
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I guess the board needs to make up its mind? Some members knock posters who review massage-only sessions - say that they've nothing to do with the ethos, etc. and shouldn't be reviewed.

Posting reviews about massages is permitted where one might reasonably expect extras to be involved.  So GT,VS and other classifieds ads are fair game provided it's not an ad that is clearly a Professional Massage Therapist/Physio/Chiro.

Offline jabberwok

I went on a wander around Morden last Monday. Fancied a massage before a meeting so I checked out the Barber Shop/Thai massage to the right of the tube station...The Thai massage is upstairs I think. I bottled it as I didn't fancy walking through the barbers, plus loads of people outside.
Decided to call the TCM "herbal world" across the road..." we do only therapeutic massage, no relaxing"..so that seemed like a no go...Checked google maps and there was a Thai massage just around the corner. Side street with very low footfall..PERFECT.... External Link/Members Only ...walked straight in and there were 2 ladies mid 30's...
Was assigned Emi...slim, 5ft 4,medium boobs and pert bum ....She wasn't beautiful but had a distinct face that I like...a handsome face (yes she was female)...Good massage..plenty of bum work as my hips and lower back give me bother. Didn't get asked if I wanted extras but near the end I put my hand down my towel for an itch and she asked If she had "missed a bit?",,to which I laughed at..she said "next time" as there were only a few mins to go...So that's a definite.. I'm not clear as to what's on offer so when I check that out I will report back.
Massage: £50 ph
Emi works Monday/Friday and Saturday
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Good burrito shop further down  ;)

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Sorry, but that's shit really.  It's been years since it's happened ("Oh, I didn't realise you wanted extras, sorry, next time!") but whenever it has I've had a face like thunder as I've got dressed and not returned.

Offline Jokerinpack

After wandering an hour around ChinaTown with no confidence, I went to ORBS. They were so busy she called Thai up the road and asked if they could lend a hand ( no pun intended). Anyways, no joy so they asked me to return in 30 mins. I saw Emma, medium height, slightly podgy, C boobies, who gave a very soft massage, hardly helpful before asking me for £70 fs. Little brain took over and I paid. Had covered bj and fs cow girl but I didn’t last long. Cleaned up and as I was leaving I saw a really hot looking slim girl but don’t know who it was. Sadly a return visit might be the only way to find out! Have to say Soho and Chinatown had no nice looking girls visible enough to walk into these shops. And I don’t want to find out I’ve got an old hag when I’m lying on the table!

Offline Bob Suruncle

Hi as69,

Regarding Nirvana @ Finchley Central. A legit massage is no surprise - look at https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=257533.0 . Maybe some resarch upfront would have eliminated the dissapointment :-(

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I went on a wander around Morden last Monday. Fancied a massage before a meeting so I checked out the Barber Shop/Thai massage to the right of the tube station...The Thai massage is upstairs I think. I bottled it as I didn't fancy walking through the barbers, plus loads of people outside.
Decided to call the TCM "herbal world" across the road..." we do only therapeutic massage, no relaxing"..so that seemed like a no go...Checked google maps and there was a Thai massage just around the corner. Side street with very low footfall..PERFECT.... External Link/Members Only ...walked straight in and there were 2 ladies mid 30's...
Was assigned Emi...slim, 5ft 4,medium boobs and pert bum ....She wasn't beautiful but had a distinct face that I like...a handsome face (yes she was female)...Good massage..plenty of bum work as my hips and lower back give me bother. Didn't get asked if I wanted extras but near the end I put my hand down my towel for an itch and she asked If she had "missed a bit?",,to which I laughed at..she said "next time" as there were only a few mins to go...So that's a definite.. I'm not clear as to what's on offer so when I check that out I will report back.
Massage: £50 ph
Emi works Monday/Friday and Saturday
Shower in Room
Discrete
Good burrito shop further down  ;)

Thanks for developing this intel.   :drinks:
Will have a nosey in the area when next SW London way.

Offline doublehappiness

I've been told that Tara (Brazilian) at Emily's Skyline Lewisham was not coming back there.

Anyone knows if she's gone for good or moved to another place?

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After wandering an hour around ChinaTown with no confidence, I went to ORBS. They were so busy she called Thai up the road and asked if they could lend a hand ( no pun intended). Anyways, no joy so they asked me to return in 30 mins. I saw Emma, medium height, slightly podgy, C boobies, who gave a very soft massage, hardly helpful before asking me for £70 fs. Little brain took over and I paid. Had covered bj and fs cow girl but I didn’t last long. Cleaned up and as I was leaving I saw a really hot looking slim girl but don’t know who it was. Sadly a return visit might be the only way to find out! Have to say Soho and Chinatown had no nice looking girls visible enough to walk into these shops. And I don’t want to find out I’ve got an old hag when I’m lying on the table!
description of hot looking slim girl?  Was she EE & blonde, might have been Anna? 

Offline as69

Hi as69,

Regarding Nirvana @ Finchley Central. A legit massage is no surprise - look at https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=257533.0 . Maybe some resarch upfront would have eliminated the dissapointment :-(

Hi Bob

I am sure there were other reports on this and the other massage forum of extras being available there, unfortunately not many local choices
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Offline as69

Why havent you done a review on this then?.. :unknown:


Did my post above not constitute a mini-review especially since it turned out to be a legit massage?
I thought this was the place to do mini-reviews, please correct me if i am wrong.

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looking at you back posts it seems like everywhere you go they put a towel over you, you must be giving out the wrong kind of vibe.

I presume you are referring to my post about Natures Spa in Hendon, which is well known to be a legit massage only place. I went to Natures Spa for legit massages not expecting anything extra, but one can hope. 

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Did my post above not constitute a mini-review especially since it turned out to be a legit massage?
I thought this was the place to do mini-reviews, please correct me if i am wrong.

Mini-review here is fine and welcome.   :drinks:
Feel free to post a formal review if you want to get your count started for the sake of the cynics, in the event your post count goes above a couple hundred or so and people can't be arsed to suss out if you're a contributor or a leech.  It tamps down some of the grief.

If you're a parlour punter then keep posting your visit summaries here if you're pretty regular and trying out the staff or have formed a sound opinion of the way the establishment is run.  IF you see the need to shout out about a particular girl to avoid or see then pop a full review in.

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I presume you are referring to my post about Natures Spa in Hendon, which is well known to be a legit massage only place. I went to Natures Spa for legit massages not expecting anything extra, but one can hope.

Always worth checking back at parlours once in a while to see if the approach has changed, especially if you notice a change in the marketing in the windows, the way the staff dress or the ads that are posted.  Do a Web search on their advertised number(s) and see what pops up.

Offline Botev Plovdiv

Hi as69,

Regarding Nirvana @ Finchley Central. A legit massage is no surprise - look at https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=257533.0 . Maybe some resarch upfront would have eliminated the dissapointment :-(

Nirvana however remains a real strange one in my eyes. Their GT adverts cry out as HE Central and they must know that when they place them. However it seems that the odds are quite low of getting lucky and it isn’t a very discreet location. Not sure why it’s worth it when there are some guaranteed options close by, eg Natural Ways

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Nirvana however remains a real strange one in my eyes. Their GT adverts cry out as HE Central and they must know that when they place them. However it seems that the odds are quite low of getting lucky and it isn’t a very discreet location. Not sure why it’s worth it when there are some guaranteed options close by, eg Natural Ways

Their ploy is the baited ad to get uninformed punters in for massage.  As long as they deliver a competent massage there's nowt to threaten their legit reviews and reputation.  If the girls are full of empty promises then more fool the repeaters.

Offline Jokerinpack

description of hot looking slim girl?  Was she EE & blonde, might have been Anna?

Hi, sorry no. She was chinese looking but I only caught a passing glance. Could it be a ladyboy? Scared now as she was thin and pretty but could be....

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Hi, sorry no. She was chinese looking but I only caught a passing glance. Could it be a ladyboy? Scared now as she was thin and pretty but could be....

Sounds like Tina

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Haven't seen a review of the place opposite Paddington station recently. Is it still going and is it any good?

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One to avoid...is Sumanat Beauty & Body Treatment. It's purely legit. Located on fashion street.

Was feeling horny af and strolled to this place. Saw the thai massage sign outside and thought amazing. Went inside and a smoking hot little that girl was behind the counter giving me puppy eyes. Got an instant hard on and handed over 45 for a 60 min massage deep tissue. The girl was Petite and thai and was exceptionally strong. The things I would do to that woman...

Tbh the warning signs were there from the start as there were signs everywhere saying they were purely professional. The massage itself was a absolute bone crunching deep tissue massage. I was literally shaking at times. No sign of anything naughty. I barely managed to walk out of the shop on unsteady legs and hobbled over to Primo massage where I paid some ditsy Chinese masseuse £65 to give me a quick massage and finish me off whilst I licked her out and fingered her. Her pussy was soaking and in her words I shot my load like an AK47 all over the wall, floor and her leggings. I can't remember what the lady looked like or was called but a plane Jane.

Not a great days work but there is always tomorrow...

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One to avoid...is Sumanat Beauty & Body Treatment. It's purely legit. Located on fashion street.

Was feeling horny af and strolled to this place. Saw the thai massage sign outside and thought amazing. Went inside and a smoking hot little that girl was behind the counter giving me puppy eyes. Got an instant hard on and handed over 45 for a 60 min massage deep tissue. The girl was Petite and thai and was exceptionally strong. The things I would do to that woman...

Tbh the warning signs were there from the start as there were signs everywhere saying they were purely professional. The massage itself was a absolute bone crunching deep tissue massage. I was literally shaking at times. No sign of anything naughty. I barely managed to walk out of the shop on unsteady legs and hobbled over to Primo massage where I paid some ditsy Chinese masseuse £65 to give me a quick massage and finish me off whilst I licked her out and fingered her. Her pussy was soaking and in her words I shot my load like an AK47 all over the wall, floor and her leggings. I can't remember what the lady looked like or was called but a plane Jane.

Not a great days work but there is always tomorrow...

Great update.  Perhaps you should have tried the relaxing massage at the Thai?

65 all in for massage+HR+RO+fingering.  I'd say that was a result.  How tall?  Body shape?  Naked?  What were her boobs like?

Which day?

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Hi LLP I think that's a valid point. For some reason I always ask for deep tissue.

Anyhoo yeh 65 but the massage was literally 10 minutes as I needed to bust. So if anything I got ripped but at the time didn't care.

The girl was slim and not really curvy. She was young. My guess she is a student. Not sure about the boobs as she kept her t shirt on. She pulled down her leggings and said I could touch. Sorry I literally find it hard to remember Chinese girls. I can barely remember her face

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Hi LLP I think that's a valid point. For some reason I always ask for deep tissue.

Anyhoo yeh 65 but the massage was literally 10 minutes as I needed to bust. So if anything I got ripped but at the time didn't care.

The girl was slim and not really curvy. She was young. My guess she is a student. Not sure about the boobs as she kept her t shirt on. She pulled down her leggings and said I could touch. Sorry I literally find it hard to remember Chinese girls. I can barely remember her face

10 mins in the room and you were eating her out and fingering her, it's a wonder you saw her face at all.   :lol:

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Ha I think at the point the monster took over. No time for nicey nicely I just needed to unload as the girl was so hot from the other place.

Basically I walked in made it pretty clear what I wanted, I.e.e a very quick massage. Got undressed with a full hard on right in front of the poor girl. She massaged for about 5 minutes and I just said finish me off. She kindly pulled down her leggings and I dived in and licked and fingered for as long as I could before I exploded. She knew every trick in the book to make me cum fast I give her that.

It wasn't pretty but there you go  :diablo:
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Offline Jettison

Was around Shaftesbury's avenue and decided to go into Asian Touch Thai Massage. Paid £55 for an hour and was set up with Nita. Good enough body, slim and smallish. Didn't get a proper look at her face but definitely not her strongest asset.
The massage itself had good strength to it but was boring and heavily focused on my back. On the turnover she asked if i wanted a 'special massage' i asked how much and she said £100 for a happy ending with her hand and to touch. Yeah, no. Told her i had £45 and she asked if i had mobile banking. After some back and forth she gave up and took the £45. No doubt she was trying to she how much of a dumbass i was (considering i paid £45 i definitely feel like one)

Overall it was good and she got me off with some skill but definitely not worth a revisit in my books.

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Can't blame her for trying, these places are a tourist trap!  They probably get at least 1 tourist/punter a day that falls for it.  I split my cash so it is strategically placed in several pockets.  I tell them £x is all I have and empty my pocket if they don't believe me. 

Offline Botev Plovdiv

I used to be a regular at Asia Touch. They had some really hot girls but it was £40 for an HE and I was never able to negotiate down. I was also never able to negotiate anything other than a HE so after a dozen or so visits I moved on.

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Asian Touch has always been a tourist trap, they used to be famous for openly offering male, female or ladyboy therapists. Expecting you to pay for extras by moblie banking must be a first though.

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Asian Touch has always been a tourist trap, they used to be famous for openly offering male, female or ladyboy therapists. Expecting you to pay for extras by moblie banking must be a first though.

Brings a whole new meaning to cc swipes  :D

I guess the £30 limit means contactless extras are a way off (well, that kind of contactless anyway).

Offline Beckyfan2

Just to add to this, went here last week.

Phoned up, agreed £60 for half hour b2b and was in half an hour later. Good English on phone, took long waiting for door to open for my taste.

Pretty girl, great body. 20s I'd say. English was lacking.

Stripped to her knickers before she started. Quick massage rubbing her tits against my back. Then turned over for HE, tried to slow it down, sucked on her tits and played with her over the knickers. Tried to slip a finger underneath but told that was a no. Was offered a bj no condom for extra but was quite happy with the HE so didn't ask price.

Tried to get her to go slow but it was over fairly soon. Not rushed out after or anything. Wasn't really b2b but that was partly on me.

Decent for £60. Better body than any girl down the road in Welling and I like knowing exactly what I'm paying but I also enjoy the tease and cc swipes and the mild wsws vibe you get in a proper massage place.

Oh and FS was mentioned on phone but I said no, b2b was fine.

Hope that helps as a first post. Maybe size C tits. Didn't get a name. She said she was staying for a few months and that two girls work there in total. Oh and hours are 10am to 11pm.

Went the other day to a new massage house in Bexleyheath Abbey Road. The ad states beautiful slim young masseuse, called the number on the add, answered by a young voice reasonable English, place is a flat with a direct door opening on a side road beside a tattoo shop, quiet and discreet, door opened by a middle aged Chinese early forties or maybe late thirties. Nice legs body size 8 dark shoulder length curly hair.
I followed her up the stairs to a small room low bed fresh sheet and the usual red tinged lighting. Her English was very poor, I gave her £80 for massage b2b, she went to stash the cash while I made myself comfortable, she came back and stood watching me take off my boxers and seemed to enjoy the view, massage began on my back with her down to her bra and knickers. Okeyish massage but I quickly moved my hand to her thigh and she giggled, encouraged I moved to her groin area and played with her clit through her pants, I could feel them getting soaked and she let off a quiet moan, She then took off her bra revealing a fantastic pair of hooters, among the best I have seen this year she oiled her chest and mini me and started to give a tit wank, This was delivered reasonably well then she took off her pants and gave a good frontage, I full access to her body and we had fk with a shy tongue licking the lips, She then lay beside me and we continued the rubbing and fingering and kissing, I eventually came between our bellies took a shower and left. While there I saw two more massage rooms with decent looking tables and another young lady. The one I had is called Chai-ree or something like that. Clean modern bath, clean towels. All in all a good experience.
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Reporting on the "Kang" chinese shop on Shepherd's Bush Road, one block away from the much more popular FuHe. Long story short:

 - Only one masseuse available, a chinese woman which is probably 50+. Bad english skills. Don't remember her name.
 - 30 for 30m, plus 20 for happy ending. Massage was below average, although the handjob was nice.
 - Shower on the back of the shop, together with the toilet.

According to the masseuse, the shop has been open for 2 years already. Don't recall seeing any reviews mentioning it - maybe it changed the name recently?

There's another shop right next to FuHe, but I got a bit intimidated by the monitor in the reception displaying the security camera feeds in full view for anyone in the street.
Might bite the bullet next month and check what's available.

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Just to add to this, went here last week.

Phoned up, agreed £60 for half hour b2b and was in half an hour later. Good English on phone, took long waiting for door to open for my taste.

Pretty girl, great body. 20s I'd say. English was lacking.

Stripped to her knickers before she started. Quick massage rubbing her tits against my back. Then turned over for HE, tried to slow it down, sucked on her tits and played with her over the knickers. Tried to slip a finger underneath but told that was a no. Was offered a bj no condom for extra but was quite happy with the HE so didn't ask price.

Tried to get her to go slow but it was over fairly soon. Not rushed out after or anything. Wasn't really b2b but that was partly on me.

Decent for £60. Better body than any girl down the road in Welling and I like knowing exactly what I'm paying but I also enjoy the tease and cc swipes and the mild wsws vibe you get in a proper massage place.

Oh and FS was mentioned on phone but I said no, b2b was fine.

Hope that helps as a first post. Maybe size C tits. Didn't get a name. She said she was staying for a few months and that two girls work there in total. Oh and hours are 10am to 11pm.

Great follow-up intel   :drinks:

Try to get the name next time and the pricing of extras :hi:

Look forward to more news about your other discoveries.

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There's another shop right next to FuHe, but I got a bit intimidated by the monitor in the reception displaying the security camera feeds in full view for anyone in the street.
Might bite the bullet next month and check what's available.

That shop is Relaxation Oasis, it’s has a reputation for good girls, but charges £50 on the door.

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Living Health, Fulham High Street, today: Kelly, old skool chinese thoroughbred, and Shani, “pretty young indian girl”

Offline Mij

Hi all,

Ok...have been a bit out of the scene for a while now.

If you had one day in London with a travel card in your pocket, and could fit in just 1 hour somewhere,  where would you go for a good service, decent B2B, and maybe more?

Cheers,
Mij

Offline daddy919

Hi all,

Ok...have been a bit out of the scene for a while now.

If you had one day in London with a travel card in your pocket, and could fit in just 1 hour somewhere,  where would you go for a good service, decent B2B, and maybe more?

Cheers,
Mij

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=235502.0

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https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=235502.0

Thanks mate,

Technically an Indy, not a massage shop....that said...

saw her this afternoon.  Review to follow in due course.

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« Last Edit: September 13, 2019, 05:26:20 pm by Mij »

Offline jabberwok

Went for a wander down Welling High St.
Parked in the Petrol station on the right as you come in from Shooters hill. Opened Gumtree and texted the Thai place just across the road and down a bit. Got a text back saying come in with love hearts attached...positive start methinks...Decided to hold off and have a stroll down the high street and see what else there was. I don't know this area....
A bit further down on the same side as the petrol station there is a Chinese massage place(Welling Oriental Massage)....continuing to the junction on the corner there is another Chinese herb type shop with some bloke going in as I checked it out....crossed over to the herb shop and carried on...right down at the bottom I spotted another thai massage place(Harmony Thai Massage)..small looking and had 2 girls in the window. Decided to walk into the Chinese massage (Oriental) place halfway down on the same side as the petrol station as the entrance is set back and more discrete (im a bottler)...all the others open right onto the busy high st.
Chinese madame assigned me Nancy..the smallest lady to ever massage me...4ft 7in Thai Milf called Nancy.... Pretty good massage 7/10..firm..no towel covering..but no CC swipes...Asked to turn over then asked if I want extras, Yes please... £20 hand job £40 topless..£60 B2b..asked if she did full service..no and no oral...paid the £20 and can touch outside.. Handjob was longer than usual as we were chatting..but she started to talk dirty to move thing along, and it did.... Overall a pleasant hour with her warming to me and giving a hug on the way out.
Massage: £45
Shower in room
Nancy: Tiny, cute milf with a solid nice bum and average tits.....chatty with good English.
Asked when she works and she replied random days but to call and ask for her.

Might try the Harmony Thai down the bottom next time as the Girls looked younger

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Went for a wander down Welling High St.
Parked in the Petrol station on the right as you come in from Shooters hill. Opened Gumtree and texted the Thai place just across the road and down a bit. Got a text back saying come in with love hearts attached...positive start methinks...Decided to hold off and have a stroll down the high street and see what else there was. I don't know this area....
A bit further down on the same side as the petrol station there is a Chinese massage place(Welling Oriental Massage)....continuing to the junction on the corner there is another Chinese herb type shop with some bloke going in as I checked it out....crossed over to the herb shop and carried on...right down at the bottom I spotted another thai massage place(Harmony Thai Massage)..small looking and had 2 girls in the window. Decided to walk into the Chinese massage (Oriental) place halfway down on the same side as the petrol station as the entrance is set back and more discrete (im a bottler)...all the others open right onto the busy high st.
Chinese madame assigned me Nancy..the smallest lady to ever massage me...4ft 7in Thai Milf called Nancy.... Pretty good massage 7/10..firm..no towel covering..but no CC swipes...Asked to turn over then asked if I want extras, Yes please... £20 hand job £40 topless..£60 B2b..asked if she did full service..no and no oral...paid the £20 and can touch outside.. Handjob was longer than usual as we were chatting..but she started to talk dirty to move thing along, and it did.... Overall a pleasant hour with her warming to me and giving a hug on the way out.
Massage: £45
Shower in room
Nancy: Tiny, cute milf with a solid nice bum and average tits.....chatty with good English.
Asked when she works and she replied random days but to call and ask for her.

Might try the Harmony Thai down the bottom next time as the Girls looked younger

Thanks again  :drinks:

Are you and Sparkus related?   :D


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After a long period with just one or two regular girls, Dr Herb, Bethnall green rd appear to have changed to a weekly rota of new faces. 50 per hour

Monday. Sunny\Sunni 40ish Chinese,face not exciting, slimish body, huge c scar. No english.
Ok massage 40 GBP extra gets you b2b with slides, TW but no RO (asks20 more) and limited fingers. Great HJ.   Overall: ok time.

Wednesday. Kelly. Mid 30's and sexy demure manner. Great haircut, decent face and slim body, tits small and saggy.
Great hard massage. Great on table play with long RO. Said no to BJ and FS. Left tip to me.50.
Overall: Return again I will.
« Last Edit: September 14, 2019, 03:55:29 am by Titti Tatti »

Offline Silver Birch

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The fee: 30 mins £30 + £40 B2B

Masseuse: Lena. All guesswork - Mid 30s, 5' 4", average build, facially average Chinese lady, long soft hair. I didn't really get that much opportunity to study her face.

The service: The massage was very firm, bordering on uncomfortable a few times. Spent most of the time focused on my shoulders and back with minimal attention to the legs or bum. Used her long hair to tease a little but apart from that, no sensual touches before the flip which always disappoints me.

On the turn Lena asked me if I wanted that massaged, pointing to my dick, which of course I confirmed. She said £40 to which I said I'd go for a £20 HE. She was very insistent that I pay £40 and have B2B, almost pleading with me. I succumbed!

She stripped off but left her knickers on. She let me have a feel of her tits and rubbed them over my chest a couple of times and that was about the extent of B2B. The HE was nice and she did allow my hand inside her knickers to play with her pussy.

I left reasonably satisfied but this is far from the most exciting of experiences.

Will I return? I possibly will because it is convenient when I am in the area, but definitely will not agree to B2B again.