London massage shop mini reviews

[OldAdmin]

Search facility on this site only returns a thread once in each result set, so a thread may mention a word like Bayswater a hundred times but it'll only appear once in the results.
Filtering by 'most recent' actually gives a result set whereby the first result will be latest thread and not latest post, as this thread wasn't created recently it'll probably won't show right at top.

[jok32]

Would it be possible to implement a search within thread option given we have several big threads?
Or integrate google search for this purpose?

[Hotandfun5]

I am planning to go for massage tomorrow with the famous Kelly that's written about here quite often

Question is so I don't over pay what's fees like with her for extras does anyone know so I am prepared? Heard she's quite fit too so would she do FS

Thanks and for massage do you review here or the main review forum?

So did you visit?

Is Kelly still providing massages ?

[Titti Tatti]

Is Hackney having a clean up, or coincidence?

Natural Healing (?) Well St has apparently closed its doors. The lovely girls who ran it disappeared at New Year. Prices went up and personnel constAntly changed. Soon it was closing about 6pm and recently there's been no signs of life

The large TCM around the corner from Dalston station has a sign saying they are closing st the end of the month due to 'adopting a new business model". They always closed at 6.30 pm so I never got to sample their wares.

[webfuzzy]

Hi All first review. Be gentle. Visited Bhan Suk Sabai in Fulham Palace Rd the Girl in the Photos on windows is reasonably pretty mid 30's Thai, Stayed fully clothed throughout. Asked if my" arm need massage"  Agreed 25. OK HE but proper massage.

[LLPunting]

Hi All first review. Be gentle. Visited Bhan Suk Sabai in Fulham Palace Rd the Girl in the Photos on windows is reasonably pretty mid 30's Thai, Stayed fully clothed throughout. Asked if my" arm need massage"  Agreed 25. OK HE but proper massage.

"arm" not "baby arm"?
You're a very gifted boy!

Any indication of how many therapists operate from this place?  If you go again, try to find out if they have a regular staff on rota or new girls every week.  Something like "Thanks for massage which days do you work? Oh, I can't make it those days next week, can you recommend a girl on <day not mentioned>?"

Welcome to the fold mate.  Keep visiting and reviewing.

[LLPunting]

Search facility on this site only returns a thread once in each result set, so a thread may mention a word like Bayswater a hundred times but it'll only appear once in the results.
Filtering by 'most recent' actually gives a result set whereby the first result will be latest thread and not latest post, as this thread wasn't created recently it'll probably won't show right at top.

Thanks for the explanation.

So it's actually better to choose "most relevant" to get the most recent matches across all threads?

[felixthecatuk]

I wanted to share a great experience I had last night at Natural Ways near Baker Street tube. I will not give the name of the lady to protect the 'innocent' but for those who are regulars she is one of the sexy thai girls - I would guess late 20's or early 30's with a great body, pretty face and a killer rack.

I paid for a 30 minute massage and was lead to the room to change. However, she didn't leave the room whilst I got undressed, and just leaned on the massage table as I de-clothed, with some playful and nice comments from her as I was getting undressed. It was clear that she was up for mischief, and so after getting naked I joined her sitting on the table whilst she enquired what I was looking for...

I told her that 30 minutes wasn't long enough for a proper massage, and instead we should just be playful for a half hour, which she seemed to be really up for. I started to caress her tits as I was talking to her, and was become erect at this. In response, she slid off the table onto the floor and started sucking on my balls whilst giving me a lovely slow hand massage on my hard cock.

After a few minutes of this, I asked her to undress which she duly did, and then jumped on the table with me as she continued to stroke my cock. I responded my slowly stroking her pussy, and then asking for some lube (which she duly applied to my fingers) I was able to slip my fingers inside here - whilst still massaging her clit with my thumb.

This mutual stroking lasted perhaps 10 minutes, with my mouth sucking her great tits throughout, before I asked her if she'd like to suck on my cock for a while. She took this as an invitation to give me one of the best BJ's that I've had for a long time. Lots of eye contact, slow, rhythmic strokes, and a great pressure. As she was sucking me off, I was playing with her tits and really enjoying the view in the wall mirrors. Deep joy.

I asked if I could cum in her mouth, to which she winked and smiled whilst still sucking my cock.... and so she took me to completion in her mouth. She swallowed some, and drizzled some down her chin and onto the paper covering the table.  I didn't ask for FS but I suspect that if I had provided my own condoms she would have been up for this too.

After relaxing and talking for a little while (she has great english and a funny sense of humour) she leapt off the table, and vigorously cleaned her mouth with mouthwash. She then took a very long shower as I started to get ready, and cleaned all parts. She claims that she's ultra-clean since that is what her customers want, and that she only cares about satisfying their needs. I can see what she means.

Money was never discussed and nothing was asked in advance.  However, I know the going rate for a great B2B (£60) but also paid her an extra £20 for a fabulous BJ and CIM. I know it's probably a little overpaying but it was a fun, sexy and dirty experience that I will want to repeat and don't mind tipping in this way.

All in - a great 30 minutes at Natural Ways and will certainly be back.

[Checkmate1984]

So did you visit?

Is Kelly still providing massages ?

Visited today, there was two on sofa, one oldish lady one not good looking as such but mini skirt and just about tits covered, asked for Kelly, and was told its the oldish lady, which I kinda thought I was Bumped so asked for the other lady and she said she not doing so I decided to walk. Guess she doesn't do massage, that's if the one I think is Kelly

[sparkus]

Visited today, there was two on sofa, one oldish lady one not good looking as such but mini skirt and just about tits covered, asked for Kelly, and was told its the oldish lady, which I kinda thought I was Bumped so asked for the other lady and she said she not doing so I decided to walk. Guess she doesn't do massage, that's if the one I think is Kelly

I don't think anyone ever claimed Kelly was young. For those of a certain vintage in this game we had her best years and I still enjoy the occasional session with her. Weight fluctuates like her attitude.

[punk]

I wanted to share a great experience I had last night at Natural Ways near Baker Street tube. I will not give the name of the lady to protect the 'innocent' but for those who are regulars she is one of the sexy thai girls - I would guess late 20's or early 30's with a great body, pretty face and a killer rack.

I paid for a 30 minute massage and was lead to the room to change. However, she didn't leave the room whilst I got undressed, and just leaned on the massage table as I de-clothed, with some playful and nice comments from her as I was getting undressed. It was clear that she was up for mischief, and so after getting naked I joined her sitting on the table whilst she enquired what I was looking for...

I told her that 30 minutes wasn't long enough for a proper massage, and instead we should just be playful for a half hour, which she seemed to be really up for. I started to caress her tits as I was talking to her, and was become erect at this. In response, she slid off the table onto the floor and started sucking on my balls whilst giving me a lovely slow hand massage on my hard cock.

After a few minutes of this, I asked her to undress which she duly did, and then jumped on the table with me as she continued to stroke my cock. I responded my slowly stroking her pussy, and then asking for some lube (which she duly applied to my fingers) I was able to slip my fingers inside here - whilst still massaging her clit with my thumb.

This mutual stroking lasted perhaps 10 minutes, with my mouth sucking her great tits throughout, before I asked her if she'd like to suck on my cock for a while. She took this as an invitation to give me one of the best BJ's that I've had for a long time. Lots of eye contact, slow, rhythmic strokes, and a great pressure. As she was sucking me off, I was playing with her tits and really enjoying the view in the wall mirrors. Deep joy.

I asked if I could cum in her mouth, to which she winked and smiled whilst still sucking my cock.... and so she took me to completion in her mouth. She swallowed some, and drizzled some down her chin and onto the paper covering the table.  I didn't ask for FS but I suspect that if I had provided my own condoms she would have been up for this too.

After relaxing and talking for a little while (she has great english and a funny sense of humour) she leapt off the table, and vigorously cleaned her mouth with mouthwash. She then took a very long shower as I started to get ready, and cleaned all parts. She claims that she's ultra-clean since that is what her customers want, and that she only cares about satisfying their needs. I can see what she means.

Money was never discussed and nothing was asked in advance.  However, I know the going rate for a great B2B (£60) but also paid her an extra £20 for a fabulous BJ and CIM. I know it's probably a little overpaying but it was a fun, sexy and dirty experience that I will want to repeat and don't mind tipping in this way.

All in - a great 30 minutes at Natural Ways and will certainly be back.

Thanks for review,sounds like some day dream or porno.

[Deeptissue2000]

Does anyone know who might at Well Being in Church street South Kennsington, tomrrow.  i go, I'lll review it.

[felixthecatuk]

Wasn't a daydream, although at times I did think it was the sort of thing you'd get in a porno. Would only have improved if another girl had walked in on us accidentally and decided to join in..... now, THAT'S a daydream :-)

[stonebow1]

Felix you're brave to do all that without confirming price first! Do EE girls work at Natural Ways?

[felixthecatuk]

Actually the risk was taken by the girl. After all, I had the service completed before we talked money.  I could have walked away paying far less, and what could she have done. Infact, we didn't even 'talk money'. I told her that I knew the going rate for a naughty B2B was £60 but I was happy to chuck in another £20 for her excellent service. She was happy as a clam with that. No negotiation needed and we both left with a smile on our face.

[Jonestown]

Thanks for review,sounds like some day dream or porno.

Sounds to me like either complete bollocks, or a straightforward lure for Natural Ways, just come along, you may be lucky too. Plus he (or she) has posted the complete screed twice, once here and once as a review - maximum exposure.

[felixthecatuk]

Jonestown - I will respect your greater experience on here, and the contributions you have made. However, my experience of last evening was 100% legit, and it was due to the rarity of such experiences that made me inclined to share. After all, what's the point of reviewing my previous 3 experiences there when I only got HE. That's par for the course and not anything to share. However, the experience of last night is genuine, and because it's not a normal experience was something I thought the group would be interested in. After all, I've had good steers from this group over the months, and wanted to give something back :-)

[sparkus]

Felix, glad we've been of some use. But you've now derailed a major UKP thread with defensive bollocks. Imagine if we'd all posted coy 'Modesty forbids' posts on here, where would you have been then?

[myothernameis]

However, my experience of last evening was 100% legit

I would guess late 20's or early 30's with a great body, pretty face and a killer rack.

So do you know what days she works, or is that a secret as well

 

[felixthecatuk]

Memo to self: Don't post any more reviews or comments on this board. Keep treasured finds to yourself. Continue benefitting from others comments, but don't contribute. That's the way this board seems to like it.

[adptcdn]

Went to Primo on Winkworth this evening.  Was actually on way to china five elements as not many reviews on here but was distracted as i walked down winkworth by the two girls in primo. One was Asian attractive, early 20s in summer dress other was european very attractive and mid 20s. Agreed 45 minutes for 40 and the European (klaudia) took me downstairs.
Nice room, once undressed she came in  and was very pleasant and chatty.  Romanian very attractive.  The first 15 minutes were trying to work out what i wanted lots of questions about previous massages. Eventually she asks how much extra i would be willing to spend in this room today.  I offered 40 with an Expectation of b2b and was told for that only happy ending.  What followed was a very protracted negotiation which i should have given up on.  Of course i didn't and stupidly ended up paying 40 for topless HJ. Body was in fairness excellent but as soon as i agreed we went into machine mode and she tried to get it over with asap. No cc no build up just straight in.  Overall i have self to blame as i know i over paid but i am sure we all have done that. Wouldn't recommend wouldn't go back. 
If anyone has any experience of 5 elements would be interested.

[Jonestown]

Memo to self: Don't post any more reviews or comments on this board. Keep treasured finds to yourself. Continue benefitting from others comments, but don't contribute. That's the way this board seems to like it.

But you haven’t contributed to the board, you have just given a grand tout to Natural Ways, who lets be honest have seen their once good reputation slump in recent months. You have witten a highly wussed up “review”, if Colin Firth was to do a WG review it would read just like yours; you have failed to provide any information to enable other forum members to repeat your divine experience.

[Titti Tatti]

On the lash down brick lane when stumbled into start of Fashion St. On north side two Thai women were just putting shutter down on a massage joint - just after 9.

Not that young but very hot bodies and without being a total snobby c£££, they looked the sort who were persuadable for a modest stipend.

Anyone confirm the accuracy of such speculation?

[sparkus]

Went to Primo on Winkworth this evening.  Was actually on way to china five elements as not many reviews on here but was distracted as i walked down winkworth by the two girls in primo. One was Asian attractive, early 20s in summer dress other was european very attractive and mid 20s. Agreed 45 minutes for 40 and the European (klaudia) took me downstairs.
Nice room, once undressed she came in  and was very pleasant and chatty.  Romanian very attractive.  The first 15 minutes were trying to work out what i wanted lots of questions about previous massages. Eventually she asks how much extra i would be willing to spend in this room today.  I offered 40 with an Expectation of b2b and was told for that only happy ending.  What followed was a very protracted negotiation which i should have given up on.  Of course i didn't and stupidly ended up paying 40 for topless HJ. Body was in fairness excellent but as soon as i agreed we went into machine mode and she tried to get it over with asap. No cc no build up just straight in.  Overall i have self to blame as i know i over paid but i am sure we all have done that. Wouldn't recommend wouldn't go back. 
If anyone has any experience of 5 elements would be interested.

C5E: went once and had so-so Chinese MILF dressed like 20 year old (tartan skirt etc.) demand 40 for topless HE, plus she said it wasn't enough and if I returned I'd need to bring more!

Ventured in once or twice and saw a mixture of Asian, EE and Latin sat on the sofa, old receptionist told me that's their usual rota.

[sparkus]

But you haven’t contributed to the board, you have just given a grand tout to Natural Ways, who lets be honest have seen their once good reputation slump in recent months. You have witten a highly wussed up “review”, if Colin Firth was to do a WG review it would read just like yours; you have failed to provide any information to enable other forum members to repeat your divine experience.

Well Admin didn't take too long to take exception to him.

[sparkus]

On the lash down brick lane when stumbled into start of Fashion St. On north side two Thai women were just putting shutter down on a massage joint - just after 9.

Not that young but very hot bodies and without being a total snobby c£££, they looked the sort who were persuadable for a modest stipend.

Anyone confirm the accuracy of such speculation?

Is it a new joint? Not come across before but it's on my usual beat.

[Private Member]

Went to Oasis Spa in Whites Row - E1

This shop is my default place to go when in the area...pricings are fairly consistent....within reason

I saw Alice recently a slim and pretty Thai girl. Upsold slightly to £50 for a deep tissue massage rather than £45 for the non deep tissue option.

Massage was good and Alice is chatty. He English is good and we were able to have a decent chat and a bit of a laugh. She told me she also works in Victoria.

On the flip HR was offered at £30 and she didn't want to move on that. I gave in as I fancied her...All delivered very well with respectful touching outside her clothes. Looking back - it was a great vision seeing a pretty girl with 'that naughty look' hanging onto little Gaz.

Whilst a little above what I'd normally pay I was happy enough - although I did note at the end that I was 10 minutes short of my hour - although it didn't feel like it. Shame as it wasn't really a negative experience, but I'd have like my full time allocation.

[Asian Playboy]

Hi all

Long term punter at soho walk ups. Been training a lot in the gym recently so feel a nice massage once and again would feel great with a HE.

Can anyone recommend any massages around centeral London (soho, Oxford Circus area) with a HE with a non-Thai and preferably a Eastern European. Would like a decent massage with a looker. HE doesn’t have to be that great.

Can anyone also inform me of how much these massages normally cost? Sorry first time poster on this thread and will go back and read some posts now. Cheers.

[Jonestown]

Hi all

Long term punter at soho walk ups. Been training a lot in the gym recently so feel a nice massage once and again would feel great with a HE.

Can anyone recommend any massages around centeral London (soho, Oxford Circus area) with a HE with a non-Thai and preferably a Eastern European. Would like a decent massage with a looker. HE doesn’t have to be that great.

Can anyone also inform me of how much these massages normally cost? Sorry first time poster on this thread and will go back and read some posts now. Cheers.

Fantasia, Charing Cross Road, is a recommended starting point. If you do a search there is lots written here about the place. Expect to pay £30 for 30 minutes, or £45 for one hour, with extras on top, say £20 for HE, and £40 for B2B.

[maybeornot5.5]

EE is the lovely Maria then: Mon Tues Thurs Frids

[punk]

Sounds to me like either complete bollocks, or a straightforward lure for Natural Ways, just come along, you may be lucky too. Plus he (or she) has posted the complete screed twice, once here and once as a review - maximum exposure.

Exactly bollocks...Best to let this one hang himself,which he did.

[LLPunting]

Fantasia, Charing Cross Road, is a recommended starting point. If you do a search there is lots written here about the place. Expect to pay £30 for 30 minutes, or £45 for one hour, with extras on top, say £20 for HE, and £40 for B2B.

Don't think Asian muscle boy is going to get a decent massage from the girls at Fantasia and they're not the EE lookers he may be after either.

Suggest either the EE parlours along Praed St (Paddington) or Baker St near the Everyman cinema or the ones near Earls Ct tube.  Do the research in this thread and some reviews.  The girls are lookers but some do ok massage and if you've got the cash and the looks you may get some fun out of them, won't vouch for the VFM though.

[Asian Playboy]

Fantasia, Charing Cross Road, is a recommended starting point. If you do a search there is lots written here about the place. Expect to pay £30 for 30 minutes, or £45 for one hour, with extras on top, say £20 for HE, and £40 for B2B.

Thanks for the reply. Will look them up
👍🏽

[Jjohn7060]

Anyone been to Baan Thai in strawberry hill recently?? I remember going there a few years ago and got good service.

If not i migh have to try them out again..

[Admiral]

On the lash down brick lane when stumbled into start of Fashion St. On north side two Thai women were just putting shutter down on a massage joint - just after 9.

Not that young but very hot bodies and without being a total snobby c£££, they looked the sort who were persuadable for a modest stipend.

Anyone confirm the accuracy of such speculation?

This must be their website, External Link/Members Only .  It looks legit 

[Private Member]

This must be their website, External Link/Members Only .  It looks legit 

Completely legit. Been here a few times. A different girl each time - but generally a good massage

[addictedtomassages]

First post so not sure if this is the correct format. Went to QI Health and Beauty (20 Duncan Street, Angel, London) a couple weeks ago and managed to get Yuki first time.

Paid £45 for 60 mins. Went for B2B for £50 and can see why people say she has big boobs - a lot bigger than I expected.

Had a great experience, not rushed at all. Got to shower at the end followed by a nice convo with Yuki.

[tottenham53]

Well in mate and welcome

[sparkus]

First post so not sure if this is the correct format. Went to QI Health and Beauty (20 Duncan Street, Angel, London) a couple weeks ago and managed to get Yuki first time.

Paid £45 for 60 mins. Went for B2B for £50 and can see why people say she has big boobs - a lot bigger than I expected.

Had a great experience, not rushed at all. Got to shower at the end followed by a nice convo with Yuki.

Just me or is she a bit old?

[Horizontal pleasures]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=201073.0
Diana at Golden Finger Kilburn/Brondesbury NW6

[londonhas]

Just me or is she a bit old?

she's probably late 20s to mid 30s.

it was a nice relaxing time when i visited her, she is working also in canary wharf mon and fri, but i didn't ask her which shop. anyone know?

[sparkus]

she's probably late 20s to mid 30s.

it was a nice relaxing time when i visited her, she is working also in canary wharf mon and fri, but i didn't ask her which shop. anyone know?

I'm (just) in that age bracket, there is no way etc.

[alexm40]

Shepherds Bush area

After having read different threads about Shepherds Bush area, I ve decided to try them... all. Next step, Earls Court? Angel? We ll see.
Anyway, from "avoid the place" to "can I stay 3h longer?" here s my humble contribution:

1) Failed
- 90 Goldhawk Road External Link/Members Only . Pretend to be Asian massage but the shop is more a hair dresser Bole Hair & Beauty. At the rear of building it looks like there is another entrance.
Too scary, walked away.
- Next door 88 Goldhawk Road : Klaudia, It's about massage. External Link/Members Only  Access not easy, within a yoga studio. This ad as well External Link/Members Only and this review https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=172402.
Too complicated, walked away.
- 168 Uxbridge Rd, XD Chinese Medical Centre External Link/Members Only
Street too busy, not discreet at all, walked away.

2) Kang Yi Chinese medicine, Shepherds Bush Road
External Link/Members Only

No appointment, just popped in. Had a bad stiff neck and explained to the receptionist where the pain was. I wasn't really in the mood for anything else. Mamasan herself (50y? one missing tooth) led me to the room and started the massage herself 
Small room, no shower. Kept my boxers. Really good and deep massage, made me feel better, nothing else was mentioned/offered (fortunately). £30 for 30mn. Not so bad if you are looking for a massage only.
Will definitely not go back.

3) Moonflower, Goldhawk road - Emma
External Link/Members Only and External Link/Members Only

For my very 1st visit to a massage parlour, I went there. My review : https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=199827.0

The place seems legit but is not discreet, front of a bus stop and close to restaurants, off licence, busy shops. I went back there a 2nd time, no booking. I kept my underwear (keep them every time and wait for offers, part of the game).
Another chinese lady, again in her (late) 40' drove me to the room. Emma. Works on Tuesd. and Frid.
Nice & clean room, w shower.
HJ was offered, boxers down. Asked if we can get more with her or somebody else: no. Only HR. I wouldn't asked for more anyway, nice lady but too old for me.
Paid £30 for 30mn (was £25 a week ago) + £30 (tried £20) for HE.
Avoid the place if you want more than a quick relief. I won't go back.

4) Relaxation Oasis Shepherds bush road - Nancy
External Link/Members Only

No appointment, just turned up. Papasan at the till. Paid for 30mn, £30.
"Therapist" was Nancy. Young chinese lady in her late 20'. Nancy is maybe 5'2", slim and firm body.
Offered B2B, £60. She got naked, told me that I could touch her (played with her clitoris). Pubic hair but trimmed. Was not really b2b. She stood up all along close to the table and rub a bit her (lovely) boobs against me but that was all. Not bad, but could have done better. Maybe I ll have another go.

5) Organic Hammersmith - Lilly & Fei Fei
a couple of doors from oasis down towards Shepherds Bush. External Link/Members Only
There are some good reviews here about this parlour. So I decided to try it. First time, I had a massage from Lilly, not specially good looking nor slim but she has definitely something which turned me on. She works on Tuesd. My review here : https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=200295.0
Lot of cc swipes, arse play which I enjoyed

I made another go and booked Fei Fei based on her reviews on UKP. 45mn (£40). Well... wow!

Nobody was at the reception, rooms were busy so a bit awkward... Waited 2 or 3mn and Fei Fei finally arrived, pink overall, she is around 25-30, 5ft6, pretty and slim, very nice.

Fei Fei apologised for the size of the room, it was the smallest one but quite clean and w shower. I didn't take a shower, always have one before. She gave me a decent massage for 15 mins or so. Gentle, relaxing, almost dozed off. At some point she told me to take off my boxers in order to not stain them with oil 
She asked me if it was my 1st visit, answered that I ve seen Lilly, she thanked me for coming back... Clearly she is chatty and very very nice, makes you comfortable in a sweet way. She offered b2b for £50. She got naked, straddled me (was still face down), massaged my back with her boobs. Turn over. She went between my legs, quick kiss on my balls and long b2b massage. I never asked for something else and didn't try to touch her. Towards the end, I rubbed her clitoris, was quite wet down there so I popped soon after.
She took a shower, offered me one (declined, prefer my place) and finished the session with a head massage. No cc swipes, arse massage.

I ll definitely go back, she is a gem: pretty face, stunning body and really really gentle and sweet. Was all about the atmosphere!

[The Vicar of Dibley]

Popped into DST Chinese Medicine in Ewell (opposite Ruxley Lane)
Saw Yan for a £30 for 30 min massage plus £40 for b2b.
Slim and petite mid 20's Chinese girl. Long hair. Enough English for small talk.
I laid face down without a towel and she didn't cover me up. Good massage with varying techniques using hands and forearms.Plenty of reach unders and cc swipes around the 15 min mark. Offered b2b and as she didn't quote a price I offered £40 which I think is a fair price. She stripped naked and climbed on top for proper b2b rather than just standing next to me and rubbing boobs on my chest, which I have had in other places.
Didn't mind where my hands went and as I explored her fully bushed pussy found she was quite wet. Didn't try to slip a finger inside (maybe next time) but she did spread her legs slightly to enable access.
She finished me off with a nice hand job and she cleaned me up with wet wipes and paper towels. Both got dressed and after 3 kisses goodbye and promises to return I left happy.
I will be returning.
 

[velybadboy]

Went to Qi Health again recently. Mei, who I usually see there, was at Highbury branch, and I wanted to see someone in Angel so saw Mary.

Mary is Chinese, around 5ft7 and milfy looking. Her massage technique started off well, but she digs her thumb in at points causing a lot of pain.

Paid £40 extra for b2b, but it was more like a naked HR.

[Callisto]

I also frequented DST in Ewell / Tolworth.  External Link/Members Only. Saw Wee Wee - or that is, honestly, how she pronounced it.  Bit of a cockblocker, having someone called Wee Wee trying to get you off...

Anyway, paid 30 for 30.  Location is semi-discreet, on the corner of a parade off an A road.  Met Wee Wee at reception.  She's size 8-10, and middlingly pretty but with wonky teeth. 30-35yo.  Was wearing a knee-length beige dress and sheer tights.  She moved my hands nearer her thighs during the legit, FD part of the massage, and gasped theatrically once I moved them up onto her ass, and then between her legs.  I asked her to remove her tights and she did, but that still left some weird under-shorts plus knickers.  I continued to rub, and she did quite a few CC swipes. Then, abruptly, she left the room, returning a few minutes later minus - as it turned out - the under-shorts.  Negotiations commenced: she wanted 50 (five fingers) and then 40 (four fingers) for B2B, and it included kissing.  And, I suspect, my hands going whenever they wanted.  But for some reason the mood had passed me by; she kept hackily coughing, which hardly helped, and nor did the theatrical gasps.  So I demurred.   She spoke virtually no English.

On leaving I saw two other women - one might have been a Mamasan but was definitely in the older, chunkier bracket.  One was similarly slim and aged to Wee Wee, but much more Thai / Filipino-looking and not my cup of tea.  No names gotten.

[sparkus]

I didn't see Kelly on last night at Middx Street but there was a non-descript Chinese middle aged woman sat eating from a tub. Likewise no point venturing in Wentworth Street when there's the exact same chain-smoking at the door. Primo over the road assured me they'd just taken on new EE, nein danke. The Thai place on Toynbee Street was locked with no one on reception.

I'm also noticing more recruitment ads on TCM shop doors these days. Hostile environment indeed.

[Sheraton]

Monica at External Link/Members Only
Amazing masseuse.  Deep tissue and very relaxing, the massage is excellent and skilfully done.  I had a b2b from her and for the last 20 mins or so she strips off and performs a nice body rub.  A few cc swipes.  She allowed touching, and a play and lick of her pussy.  I’ll be returning.  A good all round experience, decent, clean venue aswell.

Grand massage chiswick
 I’m not a great fan tbh, the massages I’ve had have been quite weak and the masseuse (can’t remember her name but Scottish blonde girl ) is a little on  the chubby side.  She didn’t let me feel her pussy or offer a kiss so for me, disappointing.  Nice venue though and not far from the tube station.

Mia studio in Hammersmith
 A bit hit and miss for me.  The massages are very average but the masseuses generally look good, but they don’t tend to like or enjoy you touching them.  Chloe who has left them was different and was very playful.  I doubt I will be returning.

Rina Thai:
Read some amazing reviews about her but when I’ve tried to book it was a yes, no, yes and in the end she didn’t return my texts.  She’s probably good and in high demand but her comms leave a lot to be desired.

[LLPunting]

Monica at External Link/Members Only
Amazing masseuse.  Deep tissue and very relaxing, the massage is excellent and skilfully done.  I had a b2b from her and for the last 20 mins or so she strips off and performs a nice body rub.  A few cc swipes.  She allowed touching, and a play and lick of her pussy.  I’ll be returning.  A good all round experience, decent, clean venue aswell.
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Thx for report Automate512
So Monica rents a room in Organic Remedies by Russell Square?
Did you happen to see/try any of the other women working at OR?

[Callisto]

Thx for report Automate512

+1 - can you also confirm, please, Automate512, what you paid Monica for the B2B and any prices known for other extras with her?  I'm guessing these weren't included in the tariff.  Finally, was she fully naked?  Previous reviewers have stated she keeps her knickers on, but you mention licking her pussy, so sounds like maybe she goes fully starkers now, or at least sometimes?

Also I think you mean Maya's in Hammersmith. The lack of mutual touching there is a put-off for me too.