Moonflower Massage – Shepherds Bush West London

[alexm40]

Please be kind as it's my first review AND my first time to a massage parlour. But maybe this post will help some beginners like me, so :

I was looking for a real massage but cheaper than an osteopath. I just turned up there:

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The place seemed totally legit to me, not very discreet, front of a bus stop and close to restaurants and busy shops. I had nothing but legit in mind so I entered (works at the till like plastering, painting, dust) and asked for a massage. I've heard that things could happen in places like this but never tried... The spirit was "let's book a massage and we ll see"
 
Receptionist was nice but frankly couldn't say if it was a he or a she at the 1st sight. It was obvious that it was my first time. Naive questions, etc. I chose £25 for 30mn. She led me to a room in the basement. Very clean and nice room w shower. Told me to undress and keep on my boxers.
The "therapist" came in 1 or 2 mn after, told me (well show me: no grasp of english) to take my underwear off and lie down.

Looks: Chinese, in her 45', but hard to say really. 5.10 No really good looking. Didn't speak to her.

Service: Massage quite firm, not bad, I enjoyed it. She spread my legs at some point and massage inner thighs and bum. Quite good.
Asked me to turn and point my little friend: "more"? Yes was the answer. £30. let's try! So I didn't ask anything but extra was offered.
Was well performed, w balls and bumhole at the same time.
Offered 5 mn massage after in order to stick to the timetable which I declined.
It was definitely a great experience, probably because everything was new, and I enjoyed every mn of it.

Duration: 30 mins
Location: Close to Goldhawk road Tube
Price:      £25/30mn + £30 HE
Comms: Turned up last mn

Oh after that I googled the name, and found UKP. So I registered, read many threads and here we go, a little help with this review and a new world is coming!

[Jonestown]

Well done, thanks for the review, I’ve peered through their window and thought it looked very legit, goo to hear otherwise.

For the record can you clarify a few points:-

You didnt catch the ladies name

She had next to no english

She was in her 40’s

She was or was not very good looking

She was 5’-10” tall

[alexm40]

can you clarify a few points:-

You didnt catch the ladies name: I didn't ask and she didn't tell
She had next to no english: No english apart "thirty pounds"
She was in her 40’s: more 45
She was or was not very good looking: not ugly but not the young and slim lady type. But she was very kind. Good manners. Fake moaning but in an inspiring way
She was 5’-10” tall : yes

I will write another review for another place and this time I asked for the name 

[Moscau]

I went to this place a while back and posted about it on the site. Very disappointed and not a sniff of anything extra.

[Belly_Fluff]

Isnt there another Moonflower massage in Earls court or is that a different chain?

[conway_hound]

There is one in Earls Court in Kenway Road. Some good service available....

[Korasone]

There is one in Earls Court in Kenway Road. Some good service available....

Where about in Kenway rd? Do you mean Balance or Elements?

[Jonestown]

Moonflower is in Earls Court Gardens, not Kenway Road.

[BuridansAss]

Please be kind as it's my first review AND my first time to a massage parlour. But maybe this post will help some beginners like me, so :

I was looking for a real massage but cheaper than an osteopath. I just turned up there:

External Link/Members Only and External Link/Members Only

The place seemed totally legit to me, not very discreet, front of a bus stop and close to restaurants and busy shops. I had nothing but legit in mind so I entered (works at the till like plastering, painting, dust) and asked for a massage. I've heard that things could happen in places like this but never tried... The spirit was "let's book a massage and we ll see"
 
Receptionist was nice but frankly couldn't say if it was a he or a she at the 1st sight. It was obvious that it was my first time. Naive questions, etc. I chose £25 for 30mn. She led me to a room in the basement. Very clean and nice room w shower. Told me to undress and keep on my boxers.
The "therapist" came in 1 or 2 mn after, told me (well show me: no grasp of english) to take my underwear off and lie down.

Looks: Chinese, in her 45', but hard to say really. 5.10 No really good looking. Didn't speak to her.

Service: Massage quite firm, not bad, I enjoyed it. She spread my legs at some point and massage inner thighs and bum. Quite good.
Asked me to turn and point my little friend: "more"? Yes was the answer. £30. let's try! So I didn't ask anything but extra was offered.
Was well performed, w balls and bumhole at the same time.
Offered 5 mn massage after in order to stick to the timetable which I declined.
It was definitely a great experience, probably because everything was new, and I enjoyed every mn of it.

Duration: 30 mins
Location: Close to Goldhawk road Tube
Price:      £25/30mn + £30 HE
Comms: Turned up last mn

Oh after that I googled the name, and found UKP. So I registered, read many threads and here we go, a little help with this review and a new world is coming!

Welcome and congrats for popping your cherry.  It's a super fun and slippery slope from here on in!  Enjoy every bit of it, life is about making memories right?!

[sparkus]

Moonflower is in Earls Court Gardens, not Kenway Road.

That's right.  Nicole (Polish) and Sophia (Hungarian) both quite busty there.