London massage shop mini reviews

[sparkus]

sj - we were worried!

[stampjones]

sj - we were worried!

Mate - I missed you all but needed/need to stay away as I’d just need to punt and blow my cover (with the missus)!
Caught up in the thread tonight though and glad all the guys on here are having fun!

[roger11]

Lisa at Toynbee Street getting very popular now, always booked up and hard to get an appointment. During the massage itself I heard several walk in off the street and ask for her. I guess those huge melons do entice custom!

On the plus side, as she's so busy now I noticed she's eased off on hard negotiation for extras (she never remembers "last time") and is being more raunchy than her previous vanilla self.

Whats the address on this one. I want to book her.

[sparkus]

Whats the address on this one. I want to book her.

I've been asked this by several as there's two shops on that street. It's number 39, has a name like Diamond Thai (is on Gumtree under that). The Web trail ain't great as it shows a former other (EE?) massage shop at that location (number still works though).

[roger11]

Think i know which one. Opposite thai resturant

[Ozy84]

Hi guys - long time no see

In a weird situation just now where Im effectively skint as far as punting is concerned and what cash I do have has been spent on a nympho student I met on SA. Anyway I did see a couple of massage girls recently so reporting on those

Got accosted by a girl called coco in newport court (walk up place beside the actual walkup with the miserable git who used to run praed street) and she looked quite fit and I was quite drunk so I went for it. Pretty unimaginative massage but went straight for the old boy. 60 for fs offered and I went for it. Seemed to get into it and was a good time. Slim with small tits. Probably early- mid 30s. Said she does tues/wed - recommend.

Other one was in sante south of soho. Cant remember the name but pretty sure it was a Tuesday. Nice massage for 30 and incredibly intense he for another 20 (including tit grope). Was very good - sorry cant remember the name.

I also saw a youngish (30?) fit girl in the tcm on star street near paddington - usually the place is populated with ancient grizzled hags who do nothing but pound your back badly, but this (nameless) girl gave a great he as I fingered her and sucked her (small) tits. Never saw her again tho - interested to know if anyone else saw her

Probs nothing more to report in the near future but keep up the good work boys

Good to hear everything is cool with you stampjones 

[Callisto]

Good to hear everything is cool with you stampjones 

+1 - pleased you're back.

[Titti Tatti]

+1 - pleased you're back.

2!  (Aka +1+1)

[sparkus]

Shanghai Touch on Clarges Street used to be reliable for overpriced kinky Chinese girls but this afternoon just had a glum European 20 something sat checking her phone in reception.

[Ladeeda]

Tried the Chinese shop in get the road from Primo on Wentworth street.
Had a decent half hour, was sent downstairs whilst a little pissed and was shown into a room as normal.
Little Italian girl came in, probably mid twenties, forgot to ask her name, had been out for a few hours at this point.
Massage was only 2 minutes in when she stopped & locked the door to ask about extras.
She was very nice and as I was drunk I thought I’d try it on for FS but no such luck, setttled on a fully nude wank. Very dirty talk right into my ear, had full access to her and she even threw in a cheeky finger up the bum when I cum.
Would be well worth a visit.
As I said, didn’t get her name but she said she works Tuesday, Thursday and Fridays

Can you remember what she looked like?

[Fatrobbutler]

Medium length brown hair, bit of blood in it, slim, pert arse, good size boobs, maybe a C cup.
Pretty enough to do it. Problem with that place is you can’t see anything till you are downstairs, you walk through the door into a long hall way past a couple of rooms before you get to a desk, there a Chinese woman sent me down to await my masseuse

[sparkus]

I lucked out on my first visit to Primo, saw my masseuse nekkid in back room getting massage from the other one (no one on reception and left door open). Naturally I insisted to have the nekkid one, who although she got dressed to take me downstairs, didn't stay dressed very long before I got to work on her downstairs and that delicious arse (not much up top, which she remarked upon but who cares when the downstairs is the that good). Saw her again but she's not been on recently.

[76shen]

I lucked out on my first visit to Primo, saw my masseuse nekkid in back room getting massage from the other one (no one on reception and left door open). Naturally I insisted to have the nekkid one, who although she got dressed to take me downstairs, didn't stay dressed very long before I got to work on her downstairs and that delicious arse (not much up top, which she remarked upon but who cares when the downstairs is the that good). Saw her again but she's not been on recently.

Could you give more details on nekkid. Looks, body size, is she young. Chinese or EE. What did it cost you for the extras.

[sparkus]

Could you give more details on nekkid. Looks, body size, is she young. Chinese or EE. What did it cost you for the extras.

Xixi, Chinese, slim with pert arse to die for. Frisky. 40 quid.

[Moneyd]

Shanghai Touch on Clarges Street used to be reliable for overpriced kinky Chinese girls but this afternoon just had a glum European 20 something sat checking her phone in reception.

I work close by and visited a few times.

Stopped going as it was always a lot of money for not much action.

[sparkus]

I work close by and visited a few times.

Stopped going as it was always a lot of money for not much action.

It's 40 quid for half an hour too. I don't remember her name but there was a short one in a tweed mini skirt who didn't even ask if you wanted extras before she stripped.

"This room is so hot, do you mind?"
Followed by chesty yawn. I didn't mind paying for comedy value alone, better than the usual fake dirty talk.

[sparkus]

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Went to Yong Kang massage yesterday for a late night one

Paid £50 for an hour and was seen by 'Cindy'. I would say she was late 30's, size 10 with HUGE rack for her size.

Got down to business and it was literally like she was kneading dough the whole time  . Absolutely terrible massage with so little oil 

Turned over and was offered £20 for HE and £40 for topless nothing else. I squeezed her breast through her top and felt some rock hard nipples. I made her show them to me before I paid and when she did decided to for HE instead. Not that there was anything wrong with them just didn't enjoy the massage enough to reward her. Cleaned up and left not feeling much satisfied, won't be going back again anytime soon.

Went today and clarified it was same bird as working last Friday, spiel about how I asked her name on exit. She was busy for another 10 mins, so was introduced to three others, including a very leggy thin Japanese with massive eyes.

Cindy comes out after cleaning up the room, a small almost granny in a pinafore type outfit. Clearly plastic bolt-ons on display. Walked, wasn't going to part with cash for that.

Anyhow others may be taken with the four girl roster, one of whom had a bigger pair than Cindy but some horrendous scaly skin on her legs.

[stampjones]

2!  (Aka +1+1)

Cheers guys - will continue to report whenever I have something to say. Glad you are all still having fun 

[stampjones]

Shanghai Touch on Clarges Street used to be reliable for overpriced kinky Chinese girls but this afternoon just had a glum European 20 something sat checking her phone in reception.

Yeah thats been poor for a while. They had a really good chinese milf about a year ago but I went a couple of times after that and found good looking but bored EE girls. Stayed once and it was very disappointing. Think I reviewed on here but maybe not. Either way agree with sparkus

[webpunter]

Quality reporting on UKP 

It's 40 quid for half an hour too. I don't remember her name but there was a short one in a tweed mini skirt who didn't even ask if you wanted extras before she stripped.
"This room is so hot, do you mind?"
Followed by chesty yawn. I didn't mind paying for comedy value alone, better than the usual fake dirty talk.

[scarebear]

They truly are superb and she's either very proud of them or enjoys have them worshipped (suddenly gone rock hard just typing this). They're soft too but in a good way.

Any ideas what days she works? I'm in Angel quite a bit and have passed this shop before without walking in. Now seems a good opportunity!

[sparkus]

Any ideas what days she works? I'm in Angel quite a bit and have passed this shop before without walking in. Now seems a good opportunity!

Tue/Fri, I think.

[bigboy96]

Not sure if this has been happening for a while, but Herbal Clinic (External Link/Members Only) in Cricklewood are listing each day's six 'multinational' girls, rota-style, on Gumtree. This is today's page: External Link/Members Only.

Can you chose the girl you'd like at this place?

[usmnm]

Hi all,

Wanted to ask if anyone had been to this place recently External Link/Members Only called up today and was told there were 3 girls available. Carolina (Persian) Nicola and Chloe (both Polish).

Any recommendations on either Carolina or Chloe they both sounded appealing so want to pop in if they’re any good?

Thanks

[Sinz]

Hi all,

Wanted to ask if anyone had been to this place recently External Link/Members Only called up today and was told there were 3 girls available. Carolina (Persian) Nicola and Chloe (both Polish).

Any recommendations on either Carolina or Chloe they both sounded appealing so want to pop in if they’re any good?

Thanks

Wow you have been on here for 3 years and contributed nothing, but expect Punters to help you out ? 

[LLPunting]

Hi all,

Wanted to ask if anyone had been to this place recently External Link/Members Only called up today and was told there were 3 girls available. Carolina (Persian) Nicola and Chloe (both Polish).

Any recommendations on either Carolina or Chloe they both sounded appealing so want to pop in if they’re any good?

Thanks

How'd you know they were appealing?  Were they bleating in the background?  Did receptionist send you photos?  No!  Wait!  Did she tell you what they looked like?
Go on, clue us in, there are so many "Polish" Chloes and Nicolas we couldn't be sure we're talking about the same with all the swapping about they do.

[Callisto]

Can you chose the girl you'd like at this place?

Yes - you can ask to see all available girls - although when I went that only amounted to one girl.  They often wait in the small reception or man the desk, too.

[usmnm]

Wow you have been on here for 3 years and contributed nothing, but expect Punters to help you out ? 

My apologies I’ve not frequented any one in a number of years and set this account up around the last few times I did have a dabble. Didn’t mean to offend just thought it to be prudent to ask for advice prior to a visit.

[usmnm]

How'd you know they were appealing?  Were they bleating in the background?  Did receptionist send you photos?  No!  Wait!  Did she tell you what they looked like?
Go on, clue us in, there are so many "Polish" Chloes and Nicolas we couldn't be sure we're talking about the same with all the swapping about they do.

They sounded appealing by the receptionists description tall Persian lady, tall young slim blonde (Chloe) slim brunette (Nicola). I have a thing for taller ladies this the appeal.

Apologies again for the naivety of the question it’s been a while since I’ve visited Anu one or an establishment.

[LLPunting]

They sounded appealing by the receptionists description tall Persian lady, tall young slim blonde (Chloe) slim brunette (Nicola). I have a thing for taller ladies this the appeal.

Apologies again for the naivety of the question it’s been a while since I’ve visited Anu one or an establishment.

Strongly suggest you go try a few appointments before coming back to ask for more advice.  Any salutary lessons you learn from those encounters may impress upon you the need for sufficient relevant info when asking for help here.

Personally the words that get my attention are:  "she", "all services included", "yes oral without"

[iamakel]

I was with some work friends so couldn't give it a go or get more info. But for those into EE, I saw one 6/10 (30s, black hair, usual strong makeup, just a few extra lbs) and one very hot one (late 20s, pretty brunette, slim) on 9 Brewer Street earlier. Around 11pm. They were outside touting for the massage shop next to the Snog frozen yoghurt place. Oh, and at the door there was a chubby EE smiling at gents, couldn't really see her too well.

I'm intending to recce soon, and will let you guys know. Worth a shot to anyone who likes EE I assume, though not  sure if you can pick the bird. But anyone wants to provide some info I'm all ears. Cheers.

With respect to the few posts above, Yong Kang is possibly the worst service I've had. Not sure who I had though.

[LLPunting]

I was with some work friends so couldn't give it a go or get more info. But for those into EE, I saw one 6/10 (30s, black hair, usual strong makeup, just a few extra lbs) and one very hot one (late 20s, pretty brunette, slim) on 9 Brewer Street earlier. Around 11pm. They were outside touting for the massage shop next to the Snog frozen yoghurt place. Oh, and at the door there was a chubby EE smiling at gents, couldn't really see her too well.

I'm intending to recce soon, and will let you guys know. Worth a shot to anyone who likes EE I assume, though not  sure if you can pick the bird. But anyone wants to provide some info I'm all ears. Cheers.

With respect to the few posts above, Yong Kang is possibly the worst service I've had. Not sure who I had though.

Bring plenty of cash if you want to dabble in the parlours of Soho, the girls all want far too much for a highly variable service, which rarely delivers value.

[iamakel]

Bring plenty of cash if you want to dabble in the parlours of Soho, the girls all want far too much for a highly variable service, which rarely delivers value.

Thank you for the advice. Disappointing, but lots of other great places around!

[bigboy96]

Yes - you can ask to see all available girls - although when I went that only amounted to one girl.  They often wait in the small reception or man the desk, too.

Thanks!. I may give it a go one day.

[bandid0]

I dropped into Thai Therapy in Knightsbridge the other day. Looked completely legit, and so it proved. Still, pretty decent Thai massage with lots of stretching.

[Swanson1048]

I was in the area recently and decided to visit this place:
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I think now is called Bamboo massage, same location. £30 for 30 min massage plus £20 HE. Three rooms upstairs and another one downstairs. I got a small room with shower. All fairly standard but clean. Masseuse was Chinese (Lacy/Nacy, I don't know). Late 30s but difficult for me to say with Asian ladies. Good relaxing massage, from the begging it was clear that there was more on offer. At first subtle CC swipes, agreed price for HE and she started great teasing of balls and arse. Turned over and she started massaging my knob straight away. Great technique, slow and gentle. She also allowed touching, I think topless was another £10 extra. Overall a good experience.

[sparkus]

Thought I'd lucked out when spotting a TCM in Chigwell recently. Enquired with the receptionist (Indian girl) but she motioned at the Dr (male, Chinese) when I asked who'd be doing the deed. No hidden gems to be found here.

[Bindu]

I went into a place called Thai Massage (and something) on Frith Street in Soho near Shaftesbury Avenue.
Had a massage from Annie (?), 30+ tall (around 5,7"), slim and pretty thai lady. This was a Tuesday, I don't know what other days she works. Massage was very good, Ł50 for one hour. The place is very well decorated compared to other massage parlours so you could even bring your wife here lol.
Extra started from 60 for hj, paid 30 at the end, she said that she can't take her cloth off because it's a policy there (regardless of how much you pay). Her English was very good and she had a nice, elegant posture. the whole thing was a very nice experience and would go back, but she told me she charges a lot more usually, so I felt like I wouldn't be welcome back with my 30 quid.
I also saw there three other girls, 2 of them were pretty, one of them had a big rack, all thai of course.

[Checkmate1984]

I am planning to go for massage tomorrow with the famous Kelly that's written about here quite often

Question is so I don't over pay what's fees like with her for extras does anyone know so I am prepared? Heard she's quite fit too so would she do FS

Thanks and for massage do you review here or the main review forum?

[stampjones]

I am planning to go for massage tomorrow with the famous Kelly that's written about here quite often

Question is so I don't over pay what's fees like with her for extras does anyone know so I am prepared? Heard she's quite fit too so would she do FS

Thanks and for massage do you review here or the main review forum?

Its been a long time since I actually saw her but I’d say 60 for FS would be the rate to pay. I dont know what you mean by fit - she’s certainly not slim but she always gave a decent service and always had that dirty quality about her. Making me consider a return visit tbh.

Review here or standalone - either is fine. The original idea of the thread was for when you didnt have enough to say for a full review, but its changed over time and many people - myself included - just review on here. Down to what you want to do at the end of the day

Enjoy your session 

[Hotandfun5]

I am planning to go for massage tomorrow with the famous Kelly that's written about here quite often

Question is so I don't over pay what's fees like with her for extras does anyone know so I am prepared? Heard she's quite fit too so would she do FS

Thanks and for massage do you review here or the main review forum?

Planning a visit this week myself pass most days she’s always there

[sparkus]

I think any bloke turning up with a condom between his teeth and asking for Kelly may end up disappointed as she's told me and several others that she doesn't 'work' anymore (yadda yadda)

However, I am sure that if trade is slack she does the deed when need be.  But she seems to be aware of this site, so don't be surprised if she asks why you're asking for her when there's a shop full of staff appropriately qualified in the art of Chinese medicine (snigger).  As I have also said before, she has her regulars (including women, it seems).

[jok32]

While I appreciate we are mostly interested in the extras, I will be finding myself near Euston and a bit northwards today and wondered if there are any particular recommendations regarding a decent knot undo service. Bonus if they are provide oral / FS are reasonable price.

Sadly forum functionality doesn't work to search within this thread

Can be either as reply or PM

[LLPunting]

While I appreciate we are mostly interested in the extras, I will be finding myself near Euston and a bit northwards today and wondered if there are any particular recommendations regarding a decent knot undo service. Bonus if they are provide oral / FS are reasonable price.

Sadly forum functionality doesn't work to search within this thread

Can be either as reply or PM

What do you mean the functionality doesn't work?  You put in the right search words and it does, by that I mean use terms that others would too, not "knot undo"
There are other threads that have tried to cover this , so you may find suggestions there.

[jok32]

For example I searched Cricklewood the other day sorting by most recent and didn't get any hits from this thread despite the massage place there being a discussed herr

[LLPunting]

For example I searched Cricklewood the other day sorting by most recent and didn't get any hits from this thread despite the massage place there being a discussed herr

Try again.  I got at least one hit for Cricklewood though can't be certain if all relevant entries were listed, possibly not.  Once you prove it with examples tell Admin.

[Qwerty69]

Went to OR yesterday afternoon. I was told lily is on holiday till mid June. They had a new lady. Tin tin I think her name was. I didn't find her attractive so I walked. 4/10 face wise.

I didn't fancy the other place natrual ways as they always try and rip me off.

[jok32]

Try again.  I got at least one hit for Cricklewood though can't be certain if all relevant entries were listed, possibly not.  Once you prove it with examples tell Admin.

Well it's still the same. Neither your post nor mine shows up if I search for Cricklewood and we mentioned it twice in this thread now.

[LLPunting]

Went to OR yesterday afternoon. I was told lily is on holiday till mid June. They had a new lady. Tin tin I think her name was. I didn't find her attractive so I walked. 4/10 face wise.

I didn't fancy the other place natrual ways as they always try and rip me off.

TCM's around BSS have been pretty hopeless for the last 6 months.  The Brexit threat is properly coming home to roost, the accompanying devaluation of GBP and increasing numbers of shitty London punters have seen off the decent providers either to other towns or other countries.  The one group increasingly not fucked by Brexit is us.

[LLPunting]

Well it's still the same. Neither your post nor mine shows up if I search for Cricklewood and we mentioned it twice in this thread now.

Hmm, seems a few other area names also not so popular with the search but Bayswater and Colindale seem to return very current entries.  Admin, can you shed some light on how the Advance search is meant to be working please?  The indexing of entries seems to be inconsistent.