London massage shop mini reviews

[stampjones]

Yep give her a go, be interesting to see if your experience stacks with mine. Apparently she's there today and works 5 days a week.

Oh and let me know if you get in her knickers, if thats your thing! 

Definitely.

I know exactly what youre talking about. Most of the time you dont really care beyond unloading on whatever is available but occasionally you get some girl you would give anything to fuck. There was a girl like that in a shop near baker street a couple of years ago. Polish with the most amazing big tits ever which she was happy for you to lick or suck or whatever you liked. She'd also let you rub her pussy but that was it (well other than the HE). In the end I stopped going because it was just so frustrating to not be able to take it to the next stage.

Sounds like your girl is gonna be the same but you gotta give it a go at the end of the day. Kind of weird in a way cos its probly exactly the kind of situation we got into pubting to avoid (general we, not me and you ) Anyway will see her and report back. Doubt I will get any farther than you as you gave it much more effort than I can be bothered to apply these days!

[Ozy84]

Definitely.

I know exactly what youre talking about. Most of the time you dont really care beyond unloading on whatever is available but occasionally you get some girl you would give anything to fuck. There was a girl like that in a shop near baker street a couple of years ago. Polish with the most amazing big tits ever which she was happy for you to lick or suck or whatever you liked. She'd also let you rub her pussy but that was it (well other than the HE). In the end I stopped going because it was just so frustrating to not be able to take it to the next stage.

Sounds like your girl is gonna be the same but you gotta give it a go at the end of the day. Kind of weird in a way cos its probly exactly the kind of situation we got into pubting to avoid (general we, not me and you ) Anyway will see her and report back. Doubt I will get any farther than you as you gave it much more effort than I can be bothered to apply these days!

Bang on, good to know im not the only one.

Side note, Coco(earls ct) although gave me fs after her full service ban, confirmed earlier in the week that full sex was defo off the menu. Heard anything?

[stampjones]

Bang on, good to know im not the only one.

Side note, Coco(earls ct) although gave me fs after her full service ban, confirmed earlier in the week that full sex was defo off the menu. Heard anything?

Nah - saw her a few weeks ago and there were some hygiene issues (reported in original thread) so i never went back. Must have seen her just after the ban was announced so probably just crept in there. Shame cos she had potential

[harry1231]

Have info on a couple of places in Hounslow, but not sure if this is the best place for that. I mean its technically in London, just not the inner city where most of these other reviews are based...

Where exactly in Hounslow are these places mate?

[Ozy84]

Where exactly in Hounslow are these places mate?

Hello and welcome 

Got bored of leaching and lurking?

[Rupert]

Been to most of the same places as discussed on this thread. another place when im in the area is Oriental Spa in North end road more in the Olympia end.
Decent girls all Chinese, English not great but good extras and good massage. seen a few girls there who offered more then b2b and HE, but one girl called Sissy who rimmed owo then condom on for fs. Ive only ever paid her £40 for this and she has never asked for more, but she may only offer this after she gets to now you as I was a regular and the boss told her this.

[stampjones]

Been to most of the same places as discussed on this thread. another place when im in the area is Oriental Spa in North end road more in the Olympia end.
Decent girls all Chinese, English not great but good extras and good massage. seen a few girls there who offered more then b2b and HE, but one girl called Sissy who rimmed owo then condom on for fs. Ive only ever paid her £40 for this and she has never asked for more, but she may only offer this after she gets to now you as I was a regular and the boss told her this.

Do you know what days she works?

[Rupert]

Do you know what days she works?

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She works every day is what she told me, however she went back to China for holiday a month ago not sure if she is back. There are similar ladies there if you call up ask for someone similar to Sissy

[sparkus]

I will review Nono of Be Health Archer Street when I've got over the experience in a day or two. I may need counselling, but it's all self-inflicted.

[newbody]

This place in Camden Town is worth avoiding:

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It is famous for its burping masseuses - definitely not an erotic experience.  The walls are thin and people are constantly standing outside chatting.  There are no shower facilities.  There are extras available at the standard rates - I paid £60 for B2B but she didn't perform it - I had to ask her remove her clothing at one point.  In the end all I got was topless HR after spending about £110 in total (£50 on the door).  She burped throughout!

[stampjones]

This place in Camden Town is worth avoiding:

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It is famous for its burping masseuses - definitely not an erotic experience.  The walls are thin and people are constantly standing outside chatting.  There are no shower facilities.  There are extras available at the standard rates - I paid £60 for B2B but she didn't perform it - I had to ask her remove her clothing at one point.  In the end all I got was topless HR after spending about £110 in total (£50 on the door).  She burped throughout!

Mate, that sounds fucking grim - was thinking of going there so you saved me a bad one - thanks for letting us know

[sparkus]

I've met a Thai woman who said she worked there two days a week while working elsewhere.  Pleasant enough masseuse, had to be coaxed beyond HE into getting her enormous baps out (even then remained clothed).  But this was in another shop which is very, very hit and miss.

[The Vicar of Dibley]

Went to the Anmo Chinese Massage clinic on Stoneleigh Broadway Epsom a couple of weeks ago. Only one girl covering reception, taking bookings & giving massages. Apparently usually at least two but one off sick. The shop is very nice and modern inside. Clean & with and ensuite shower in the room I had. Massaged by a girl probably in late  20's. Excellent massage but only HE on offer. She remained fully clothed too. Asked for topless at least but no joy. Didn't mind me having a squeeze of her bum and boobs though.
Could have been because she was on her own that she didn't offer anything else. She actually seemed rushed off her feet. Phone didn't stop ringing.
As I say, first class massage, but I do quite like a bit more in the extras dept. May give it one more try with a different masseuse.
£45 for hour plus £20 HE.

[stampjones]

Went to one of the oxford street joints. South side oxford st exit from TCR tube, first one if you head left. Downstairs inside tourist shop. 50/60 chinese masseuse. Nearly left cos she looked well old but went for it cos it was that or nothing. Soft or hard massage? Went soft which apparantly meant tickling. CC swipes though and fairly erotic. Turned and went for £20 HE. Ok and got her tits out which were much younger looking than the rest of her. OK service but wouldnt return. Didnt get name, sorry.

She offered b2b at 60 then 50 but like i said got exposed tit grope for 20. Asked about other services" - does FS and OWO but asks what you will pay. Stuck with the cheap seats.

Neutral all in all

[Kaluuu276]

Elegant - gerrard street (next to everwell) - 2nd floor in hair salon
Girl - Bo
Didnt really expect anything here. £33 for an hour plus £30 for mediocre topless tug job. Girl is young and pretty hot with medium size bolt ons. Ok service. May go back if nothing else around.

I went to this place a few years ago using a massage offer site but the set up wouldn't suggest
that extra's were available.
This place has narrow rooms with thin walls where you can hear the slightest conversation and the hair salon
is open planned.
They still use offer sites where its £33 for 50min but you can have £5 off your next visit.
How would you rate the massage you got , did you just pop in and ask for extra beforehand?

[stampjones]

I went to this place a few years ago using a massage offer site but the set up wouldn't suggest
that extra's were available.
This place has narrow rooms with thin walls where you can hear the slightest conversation and the hair salon
is open planned.
They still use offer sites where its £33 for 50min but you can have £5 off your next visit.
How would you rate the massage you got , did you just pop in and ask for extra beforehand?

As I recall massage wasnt  anything special, but not terrible. Yes, I definitely wasnt expecting anything extra but had been meaning to go for a while as I often used to visit next door.
The massage rooms are over to the right, so away from the main hairdressing bit (but backing onto the nails/beauty section). Was really busy when i went and I had to sit and wait near the reception desk while chaos went on around me before I was shown through.

The rooms were wooden I think and looked reasonably firm, though I think I was the only one there so cannot comment about proximity. I didnt even bother to give my usual signs as massage proceeded but at some point she asked if I wanted to turn over and then asked if i wanted extra which surprised me but I accepted happily

[Eggbert]

Right well i will keep it short and sweet. Go and see Anita.

Sorry Ozy, which Anita is this?

[Ozy84]

Sorry Ozy, which Anita is this?

Didnt get her surname Eggbert. As far as i am aware there is only one polish Anita working at Golden finger massage in kilburn. Would be very stupid to have two same names down on the roster although anything is possible these days.

How many Anita's do you know Eggy?

[Lt Shaffer]

Found this place on another UKP thread and visited this lunchtime

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Saw Lucy...

Looks 6/10
Age 30-35
Massage pretty good
Costs normal: 30 mins  £30, HE £20 or B2B £40
Enthusiasm... excellent!!

Would recommend. Very near Gt Portland Street tube

[sparkus]

Found this place on another UKP thread and visited this lunchtime

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Saw Lucy...

Looks 6/10
Age 30-35
Massage pretty good
Costs normal: 30 mins  £30, HE £20 or B2B £40
Enthusiasm... excellent!!

Would recommend. Very near Gt Portland Street tube

Been there the once but really enjoyed it, Sara, I think (cute, enjoyable).

[Eggbert]

Didnt get her surname Eggbert. As far as i am aware there is only one polish Anita working at Golden finger massage in kilburn. Would be very stupid to have two same names down on the roster although anything is possible these days.

How many Anita's do you know Eggy?

Sorry mate I did scroll through the thread but couldn't find any further details. I must have been tired.

[NoHo]

Been there the once but really enjoyed it, Sara, I think (cute, enjoyable).

Helen probably youngest at this shop  very pretty
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[chinafan]

Feel like we should also share failures, so tonight fancying a quick rub and tug, I had planned to visit Organic Remedies but even calling last night to try a book a time, when I got there I was told 30 mins wait, so I headed out to Baker street and saw the Thai Spa next to Natural Ways. They could squeeze me in for a 45 min session. Interesting setup as there is a locker room, but you also get a bag to keep your valuables including wallet, so after a quick shower I was called into the room which an OK looking Thai lady. On to the Table with towel over my arse, well that didn't last long as was soon hanging on he door, whilst she got to work on my legs and buttocks. Feeling nice and relaxed at the turn, when it went downhill and a bit of material was draped across my cock, and she finished up a very good Thai Massage, but no extras.

Will try for Organic Remedies again soon, but will only go back here when I actually need a thai massage.

Very similar experience to mine the one and only time I visited the Thai Spa. I was 100% extras would be on offer, the place reeked of it! I asked the girl when I turned over if it was on offer, and she apologised and said, no, they aren't allowed, but I should try Natural Ways.

So, I left Thai Spa with blue balls and headed to NW!

Amazing body on the Chinese girl there, and I asked for B2B up front, no issue. Can't remember how much it was. Great HJ, and the cutest pussy I've ever seen (Asians tend to have amazing pussies, I find).

Anyway, I've been back to Natural Ways twice, and both times the only girl available was Judy. She wanted £85 for naked B2B, which I got down to £60 IIRC. Decent body, bigger than average boobs for a Chinese woman. The B2B wasn't all that great though, and she wanted to up-sell me to RO, which I refused.

[stampjones]

I think its called zen clinic from imaps - chinese shop on corner of tenter ground/whites row near spittalfields. Went there a couple of weeks ago and saw a polish girl calked sevrina or something like that. Slightly chubby with small tits but decent enough massage. Wanked me off while I sucked her tits and fingered her through her leggings. 30 for 30 for massage. She said 40 initially for topless, 30 for HR but came down to 30 when I said just the massage then. Reasonable enough expirence though nothing special

[The Vicar of Dibley]

Some very interesting reviews on here for us massage lovers.

I think the most important thing I have learned from reading the above is..... if extras are available, don't be afraid or shy to haggle on the price as it is quite likely the price will drop.

[Private Member]

I think its called zen clinic from imaps - chinese shop on corner of tenter ground/whites row near spittalfields. Went there a couple of weeks ago and saw a polish girl calked sevrina or something like that. Slightly chubby with small tits but decent enough massage. Wanked me off while I sucked her tits and fingered her through her leggings. 30 for 30 for massage. She said 40 initially for topless, 30 for HR but came down to 30 when I said just the massage then. Reasonable enough expirence though nothing special

Think this is Oasis Spa. I've been here a few times. Completely legit the first few times, but the last three times I've had extras - of the Happy Ending kind....so the things seem to have changed. I suspect that a few of the girls may be prepared to go further...

[stampjones]

Think this is Oasis Spa. I've been here a few times. Completely legit the first few times, but the last three times I've had extras - of the Happy Ending kind....so the things seem to have changed. I suspect that a few of the girls may be prepared to go further...

Thanks for the correction! They changed the external look a while ago and it looks way less legit than it used to. Never went in before so cant comment but looks like a bog standard chinese shop from soho these days.

[kewrghwr]

99 Thai Massage - Exmouth market

Somewhat discrete entrance on a side street off exmouth market. £30 for 30 mins, serviceable Thai bird with decent tits. Good massage with HE for £30 extra - bit steep but I couldn't be arsed to haggle. Asked if I wanted anything else, suppose b2b on offer maybe more? 3/5

[Davesorento]

Went to Shangai Dreams today, on Whitechapel Street, posting a review shortly on the London page. £100 for an hour in a very clean and nice private flat, with Lucy who was probably late 30s but had a good body. See review for more details!

[Jonestown]

I'm working my way through the Organic Remedies Baker Street rota, so far I've seen all Chinese Lucy, Lilly and Ruby, next up are Fiona and then their Thai girl Tara. No disappointments so far.

[sparkus]

I'm working my way through the Organic Remedies Baker Street rota, so far I've seen all Chinese Lucy, Lilly and Ruby, next up are Fiona and then their Thai girl Tara. No disappointments so far.

Lilly is top notch and amply reviewed here (ample being a favourite word of mine).

[stampjones]

I'm working my way through the Organic Remedies Baker Street rota, so far I've seen all Chinese Lucy, Lilly and Ruby, next up are Fiona and then their Thai girl Tara. No disappointments so far.

Saw Tara a couple of times a fair while ago. Very nice. Very Thai. Id say early 30s, slim, small tits. Got a tongue stud. As far as I know she only does the usual FBSM services, but fuck she puts it all into it. Snogged my face off while grinding her pussy against my crotch. Soon had me exploding in her hands. Definitely worth a visit imo.

[DancingStar]

Is Organic Remedies a shop?

[rebelsurge]

Yes Organic Remedies is a shop near the entrance to Baker St station and Metropolitan Bar. Reception is at street level and you go downstairs to the treatment rooms. I think there are 4, one larger one with a shower and the rest quite small, the massage tables are too narrow in my opinion. Ok for a massage but too small for gymnastics.

[DancingStar]

thanks

[Jonestown]

Gave Fiona at OR BS a try, contrary to the information I was given by one of her colleagues she is a big unit, not small and petite. Very soft massage, no technique as such, but lots of sensual moves, a quick turnover and then the fun began, makes an effort to please, no complaints. Late twenties, tall, size 12, nicely enhanced D's, from Beijing she said.

[stampjones]

Nancy @Moonflower on earls court gardens, earls court. Across the road from the tube station and first road on the right.
25 for 30. She was 40s, not slim with decent sized tits though I never got hands on experience. Looked floppy though.
Started with medium pressure massage for a couple of minutes then straight to the ass. Thought it would be shit but was ok. CC swipes then turn over and brushes against the old boy. 50 for b2b. No thanks. 20 for HR. Ok. No touching but she tugged me off nicely enough with the other hand stroking the perineum. Was ok all in all.

In the end I think Im grateful for high b2b price cos if she'd said 40, I'd probably have gone for it, and on reflection, I'm glad I didnt. No offer of any further extras but wouldnt surprise me if she did.

45 notes all in - probably just about worth it.

[stampjones]

Sheena (?) ) at Health, tottenham court road (near warren st - blue shop front)
New place for me. Looked like it might actually be legit - male "doctor" on duty at the desk - but as soon as I saw the girl was obvious it was just another bog standard chinese tug joint. 25 for 30 mins, 20/40 for HE/B2B. She had a half hearted attempt at inflating prices but went straight to normal. 40ish medium weight big titted chinese mamma that seems ever present at these places. Mediocre massage and tug. Tits were ok though. Meh.

[sparkus]

Obv question: how big are we talking?

[bigben911]

Hmn - Covent Garden

30 for half hour. Decent looking Asian, around late 30's / early 40's. Average massage, nice massage on ass crack and cc swipes (both which I love) 20 for h.e - average again but did edge me a few times. All in all average but might go back for that nice ass crack fondling.. Don't know who else does that.

[stampjones]

Obv question: how big are we talking?

C to D I'd say
Or if you mean body - she wasnt slim but also not fat. That chunky look you get a lot of the time in these places.

[apacheindian]

Great thread ...anybody tried Oasis Relaxtion in Shepherds Bush recently?? I was there a couple of months ago..normal Chinese set up. Masseuse mid thirties,talked her down £30 for HJ.Slow oily and allowed touching over clothes. Nice firm boobs. . Manage to finger her Sure more on offer. Anybody had more here. She was keen on OWO or OW but would have been ok with RO. Around Kings Cross tomorrow..anyone tried Bamboo Therapy on Judd street recently ??

[apacheindian]

Sorry...should read she was NOT keen on OWO or OW ...sorry

[Jonestown]

Great thread ...anybody tried Oasis Relaxtion in Shepherds Bush recently?? I was there a couple of months ago..normal Chinese set up. Masseuse mid thirties,talked her down £30 for HJ.Slow oily and allowed touching over clothes. Nice firm boobs. . Manage to finger her Sure more on offer. Anybody had more here. She was keen on OWO or OW but would have been ok with RO. Around Kings Cross tomorrow..anyone tried Bamboo Therapy on Judd street recently ??

Nancy and Linda used to be the star turns at Relaxation, last year.

They also had a second branch in Whitechapel that the girls used to do alternate shifts.

[geordie44]

CC swipes then turn over and brushes against the old boy.

what is CC swipes?

[sparkus]

CC swipes = when massuese swipes several times in the crack between thigh and genitals, aimed at arousal - usually before whispering certain offers in your ear.

[bigben911]

CC swipes = when massuese swipes several times in the crack between thigh and genitals, aimed at arousal - usually before whispering certain offers in your ear.

This should be done in every massage place. Hate it when they give a standard massage and just talk about offers without and teasing

[sparkus]

Well, even better when it's followed by reach-unders and ball-stroking before the whispering begins...

[Moneyd]

Wellbeing Spa in Kensington have 2 new girls that I want to try out.

Evie from Poland and Monica from Spain.

I asked for descriptions on the phone and they gave me some "ooooh that's the big mystery" bollox. 

I felt like saying I'm a regular and to cut the bullshit but instead I'll just pop down as and when I can.

If anyone goes before me and sample the new product please let me know.

[Jonestown]

Evie from Poland and Monica from Spain.
I asked for descriptions on the phone and they gave me some "ooooh that's the big mystery" bollox. 

Boss man probably hasn't even set eyes on them yet, ordered them up online from his usual supplier.