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Offline Gentlelovemaking

would be useful to know what type of punter this is?

may save people wasted trips

She said she didn't like the way Arabs behaved, however she did say a lot If them come to see her when she is in central London.

maddog6969

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let's be honest, this women is temperamental. Mostly negative reviews and my conclusion is that if she's attracted to you, I reckon you'll have a good time.

I feel that's a fair comment given her reputation.

She is temperamental b/c she's on drugs.  You can take that to the bank.  I'm no hunk, but she treated me similarly to the OP. Also, she told me about the various stars/athletes she'd fucked, some of who are mega studs. When I asked if she fucked any of them for free, she said, "Are you fucking crazy? I don't fuck NO ONE for free, I don't care who it is." She then went on a mini anti-man rant, and then within 10 seconds was rubbing my cock and telling me how sexy I was. So....

Offline Gentlelovemaking

She is temperamental b/c she's on drugs.  You can take that to the bank.  I'm no hunk, but she treated me similarly to the OP. Also, she told me about the various stars/athletes she'd fucked, some of who are mega studs. When I asked if she fucked any of them for free, she said, "Are you fucking crazy? I don't fuck NO ONE for free, I don't care who it is." She then went on a mini anti-man rant, and then within 10 seconds was rubbing my cock and telling me how sexy I was. So....


No one said or thinks she would fuck them for free, I didn't notice any signs of drug use when I saw her that would be a huge turn off.

My comments are an opinion based on perception/experience, your review of her wasn't great you have given her a neutral for service hence why I believe each punter must beware that YMMV.
« Last Edit: September 20, 2016, 07:44:27 am by Gentlelovemaking »

Offline Mario7769

Suzy has a reputation of being a primadonna with several poor reviews, as her English is limited it's hard for her to build rapport with punters (unless they speak Portuguese ), thus if she has an attraction to you I feel it makes the punt go smoother. I noticed she had a tub of protein on her table which I also use for training purposes so we gestured at each other's muscles being in good shape and hit it off from there.

She explicitly told me she doesn't like certain types of punter and said she has refused to answer the hotel door if she didn't like the look of the punter. This could be all talk but based on her reviews I wouldn't be surprised if it was true.

I would say YMMV dependant on how she perceives you, whereas other escorts are much more professional. We have to bear in mind she isn't in this game for the long haul, so you can't expect high levels of professionalism from her

 :lol: :lol: oh god, my sides

Offline pgma1

Where is your review then  :unknown: if your gonna jump on the OP's dick by saying you can only second his comments where's your review Mr 9 post

I did do a review for her recently


Offline Brazilian Martian

I did do a review for her recently

Oh ok so she is miss Katie as that's the only review I can see you have posted
« Last Edit: September 20, 2016, 02:34:40 pm by Brazilian Martian »

Offline Bassman

Oh ok so she is miss Katie as that's the obuy review I can see you have done

Fooling nobody is that 'guy' lol.

Offline Gentlelovemaking

Fooling nobody is that 'guy' lol.

The review is for Suzy Cortez look at the link, these girls go by  several names

Offline Brazilian Martian

Fooling nobody is that 'guy' lol.

Once you spot one white knight you learn how to spot them all if it's not sabotaging negatives reviews it's posting positives then have other of their kind jumping in saying yeah I've seen her i second ops comments

Offline Brazilian Martian

The review is for Suzy Cortez look at the link, these girls go by  several names

Ok if so then I retract my statement

Offline Bassman

The review is for Suzy Cortez look at the link, these girls go by  several names

Not questioning that.

Offline Bassman

Once you spot one white knight you learn how to spot them all if it's not sabotaging negatives reviews it's posting positives then have other of their kind jumping in saying yeah I've seen her i second ops comments

The 'guy' above has 10 posts, 1 review. All regarding this WG. It's rather interesting lol.

White knights. I mean really. How sad are some people that they get that way over a whore they paid to fuck.... Sorry make love to.... PMSL! I hope they get a discount or freebies for their knighting duties! I really do!
« Last Edit: September 20, 2016, 02:42:07 pm by Bassman »

Offline Brazilian Martian

The 'guy' above has 10 posts, 1 review. All regarding this WG. It's rather interesting lol.

White knights. I mean really. How sad are some people that they get that way over a whore they paid to fuck.... Sorry make love to.... PMSL! I hope they get a discount or freebies for their knighting duties! I really do!

 :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Offline Gentlelovemaking

The 'guy' above has 10 posts, 1 review. All regarding this WG. It's rather interesting lol.

White knights. I mean really. How sad are some people that they get that way over a whore they paid to fuck.... Sorry make love to.... PMSL! I hope they get a discount or freebies for their knighting duties! I really do!

I don't see any White Knighting going on here. No one has talked her up. I have several reviews and posted numerous times with what I consider objective opinions. We all post on here to share experiences and knowledge and this review has been no different

Offline Azucar D Artagnan

Ok if so then I retract my statement

pgma is either Suzy , Katie , the secretary or whatever name she is using that day !

As for the OP's drugs comment  :lol: :lol: :lol: . Do you think that she can do the profession without taking drugs ? :scare:

& Brasilian's being mentioned speaking Spanish is beginning to hurt  :diablo: How many times  :timeout: But as suspected she is a plastic Brasilian and comes from Argentina or Moony City perhaps he was speaking Spanish to her whilst she dreamed of Lionel  :crazy:

Offline Brazilian Martian

pgma is either Suzy , Katie , the secretary or whatever name she is using that day !

As for the OP's drugs comment  :lol: :lol: :lol: . Do you think that she can do the profession without taking drugs ? :scare:

& Brasilian's being mentioned speaking Spanish is beginning to hurt  :diablo: How many times  :timeout: But as suspected she is a plastic Brasilian and comes from Argentina or Moony City perhaps he was speaking Spanish to her whilst she dreamed of Lionel  :crazy:

Lool then I will keep the statement up something about this is fishy sorry OP but you and Sunil_N and every other person that has given her a positive I'm just gonna take anything you say with a pinch of salt. :hi: :hi:

Offline Gentlelovemaking

Lool then I will keep the statement up something about this is fishy sorry OP but you and Sunil_N and every other person that has given her a positive I'm just gonna take anything you say with a pinch of salt. :hi: :hi:

Why question this review I have no reason to lie. Would you rather I lie and give a negative with similar comments as the other Punters?

I tell the punt how it is read my other reviews or posts. I have nothing to gain on here from lies.

Online Royd30

Would love to pound that but unable to understand price or rates as profile stated rates for half hour only. Anyone have any further info on her rates for an hour for example...thx

Offline claretandblue

Would love to pound that but unable to understand price or rates as profile stated rates for half hour only. Anyone have any further info on her rates for an hour for example...thx
It's simple ,she seemingly just likes quick half hour bookings then out the door....

weedougie

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I've been training hard this summer and my post Marbella body undoubtedly helped

Wonder if she'd be as impressed by my post-Peckham pecker...I've been working hard on it too

Offline Brazilian Martian

Wonder if she'd be as impressed by my post-Peckham pecker...I've been working hard on it too

 :sarcastic:

Offline Honestpunter

Haha! Another review of Suzy with lots of comments  :lol: :lol:

Brazilian Martial, when are you going to see her? I would personally like to read a review from you about Suzy.
You are the one who has commented the most about her, but apparently has not seen her :unknown:

Offline Brazilian Martian

Haha! Another review of Suzy with lots of comments  :lol: :lol:

Brazilian Martial, when are you going to see her? I would personally like to read a review from you about Suzy.
You are the one who has commented the most about her, but apparently has not seen her :unknown:

Well this is forum when I last checked and I can comment on threads about prossies who clearly has guys that do damage control on her behalf. As for me seeing her i have more common sense  then to waste my time or money on this skank  :hi:

Offline pgma1

She's left London. Gone Germany I believe, not sure she'll be back.

Offline oxfpunter

Was the 8/10 for the girl or a rating of his attractiveness on the day? OP sounds dreamy, get yourself an AW profile! :crazy:

weedougie

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If he gets himself an AW profile, I'm not TOFTT.....


Offline Azucar D Artagnan

She's left London. Gone Germany I believe, not sure she'll be back.

Well you would definitely know judging by your posts and review  :lol: :lol: :lol:





Offline peter purves

Banned reason: Can't / won't take advice.
Banned by: daviemac

Offline bqaj

I think another Brazilian was around using  her photos and profile, so I would say she was abroad for a while

Offline Apu

She has crazy eyes....the kind that scream, she'll dig her nails into your neck.
Banned reason: Undesirable perverted fantasist
Banned by: daviemac

Offline peter purves

I think another Brazilian was around using  her photos and profile, so I would say she was abroad for a while

She has been advertising here for quite a number of months now with various different pricing.

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« Last Edit: December 28, 2016, 10:09:02 pm by peter purves »
Banned reason: Can't / won't take advice.
Banned by: daviemac

Offline BillGoldberg

She's never really left us...

 I notice the price increase now up to £150 for 30 mins

Is that all ?
She's a gem and should increase her rates, I'd gladly pay triple

Treat her well gents as I feel we have a special connection

Offline webpunter

Oh bless.  Ask her for a free 'date' & see how far you get.  That'll test your 'special connection'  :sarcastic:

Is that all ?
She's a gem and should increase her rates, I'd gladly pay triple
Treat her well gents as I feel we have a special connection

Offline pumps

Is that all ?
She's a gem and should increase her rates, I'd gladly pay triple

Treat her well gents as I feel we have a special connection

WTMF


you do know the power of sarcasm doesn't generally work on forums right?

Offline lewishamguy

She's back

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Facially she looks very average. I would never consider to spend £250/hr. just for her arse.  Well of course some blokes have more money than sense.  :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

Offline pumps

Facially she looks very average. I would never consider to spend £250/hr. just for her arse.  Well of course some blokes have more money than sense.  :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

I'd say average was being generous



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Offline BillGoldberg

WTMF


you do know the power of sarcasm doesn't generally work on forums right?

Really? !

Noooooo!!

I had no idea

 :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Offline BillGoldberg

Oh bless.  Ask her for a free 'date' & see how far you get.  That'll test your 'special connection'  :sarcastic:

Never booked her
And at those ludicrous rates I never will

 :hi:

Offline webpunter

I couldn't decide if you were taking the piss or were loved up
I figured that looking at your reviews to date more probably the latter
Which you might just be - even if you don't realize this.  Could be a freudian slip   :sarcastic:
Happy punting for 2017

Never booked her
And at those ludicrous rates I never will

 :hi:

analbrute

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Oh bless.  Ask her for a free 'date' & see how far you get.  That'll test your 'special connection'  :sarcastic:


Would be a fun challenge, would have to take photo of her as  proof.  I.e. in her normal clothes she wore on the date and taken at the place he takes her to or on the way.

There are of course guys who have been out with escorts they've met and been close but they keep it quiet. Bit like the people who have secret interracial relationships, they don't want anyone to know and both parties deny it for obvious reasons.

This is why the quiet ones are the worse, they never boast as they don't want anyone to know what they're up to. Or with who!  Its a fun thread which is good humoured.

Offline pumps

Really? !

Noooooo!!

I had no idea

 :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Well its a sure way to get yourself a banning for overkill knight fluffiness then isn't it.  :rolleyes:  :sarcastic:




Offline pumps

I couldn't decide if you were taking the piss or were loved up
I figured that looking at your reviews to date more probably the latter
Which you might just be - even if you don't realize this.  Could be a freudian slip   :sarcastic:
Happy punting for 2017

 :lol:

Offline BillGoldberg

I couldn't decide if you were taking the piss or were loved up
I figured that looking at your reviews to date more probably the latter
Which you might just be - even if you don't realize this.  Could be a freudian slip   :sarcastic:
Happy punting for 2017

'Freudian'?
Never seen her, does she swallow?

Offline webpunter

Freudian slip = an unintentional error regarded as revealing subconscious feelings

'Freudian'?

No idea - me neither

Never seen her, does she swallow?

Zweihander7

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« Last Edit: December 30, 2016, 01:04:41 am by Zweihander7 »