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Author Topic: Suzy Cortez - Miss Bum Bum/Playboy cover girl  (Read 15280 times)


14 review(s) for Valery latin ass  (5 positive, 2 neutral, 7 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


I met with Suzy Cortez last Thursday, Punting a reigning Miss Bum Bum is an experience I didn't think I would ever have so was glad I was able to punt with her.


https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3534501

Communications

I called Suzy phone and spoke to her assistant who arranged the booking at the Hoilday Inn Wembley for 11pm. Her assistant speaks good English, I received the address for the booking.
Upon arriving at the location 10mins early I called and asked for the room details. To my frustration the maid made me wait 30 minutes before giving me the hotel room number due to another punter staying longer than planned.  I was frustrated by this and thought it would ruin my punt however that isn't how things played out.

Physical

Suzy's ass is a gift to all ass lovers, it is a gym toned ass which has been sculpted to satisfy the obsesssikns of bubble but lovers, the pictures do not do her ass justice it is one of the best I've seen although there are bigger softer asses I've punted with.

Suzy is a pretty girl, perfect teeth and blue contact lenses. I would rate her looks at 7/7.5.

The Action

Suzy exceeded my expectations, she insanely grabbed my cock and asked if I wanted to f**k. I smiled knowing at that moment I was going to give her the hammer in both holes. She took me into the bed pulled my trousers down and sucked me off, she has really good skills and it got me into the mood very quickly,I grabbed her tits from behind and rubbed her clit vigorously....she made a lot of sexy noises and really seemed into it. She put on the condom and let me hammer both of her holes from behind before I moved and put her legs all the way back and drilled her like I was searching for oil. She took this very well and seemed into it.

Conclusion

Suzy seemed attracted to me (I've been training hard this summer and my post Marbella body undoubtedly helped), which helped the punt. I think her service levels and playfulness go up a notch if she finds you attractive. She's a friendly chatty girl who will open up to you if you talk to her ( if conversation is your thing).

Overall score 8/10







14 review(s) found for Valery latin ass  linked to in above post (5 positive, 2 neutral, 7 negative)

Offline Persie

Glad that you had a good punt.

A bit too many negatives at the no!
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Glad that you had a good punt.

A bit too many negatives at the no!

Far too many negative reviews, she's a 🌍, however I honestly believe if she didn't find me attractive the punt wouldn't have been as good.

Far too many negative reviews, she's a 🌍, however I honestly believe if she didn't find me attractive the punt wouldn't have been as good.
You should see if she will fuck you for free next time if she likes you so much! :D

Offline foxinthebox9

So just to clarify you're "Attractive" then....  :D
It should not matter a jot if she thinks you're Brad Pitt or Proffesor Pittstains, she should give decent and consistent service to all. Still sounds like a mare to me, so will abstain. But as long as was good for u dude 'you handsome bastard'  :lol:
Banning reason: Posting malicious review. Not answering Admin properly.

Offline Lolexxx1

She is on my to do list...but something stops me...
I think she is going to kick me out  :crazy: because she is famous and all that...

She really receives everyone? Or we need to wear suits?  :scare:

I've punted over 60 girls...I'm not shy...but I'm afraid that she will say NO, because OP said she needs to be attracted to the punter, and something tells me she will not be attracted by me.  :dash:
Banning reason: Signing up to UKSW and posing as woman

Offline tristen92

Banning reason: STD scaremongering

She did say she's not opened her door to certain punters. I agree looks shouldn't mean anything in the punting world but given her "status" she may feel she has more control over who she wants to see. As for her finding me attractive, we both go to the gym so although I don't speak Spanish we clicked, just how it goes. She's a great f**k and I reckon she won't have a problem with polite punters.

Offline LL

Suzy seemed attracted to me (I've been training hard this summer and my post Marbella body undoubtedly helped), which helped the punt.
I honestly believe if she didn't find me attractive the punt wouldn't have been as good.
:lol: oh my sides!  :lol:

You should see if she will fuck you for free next time if she likes you so much! :D

 :sarcastic: him and the other fluffy that attempted to sabotage a negative review off her his name was Sunil_N they can both have a free threesome with her.

She's a brazilian whore just to let you know she was probably laying on her back with fat old politicians back home and she would of gave them 5 star treatment. So I doubt your marbella body would of had much influence on the punt your just a walking money to her AMIGO



Conclusion

Suzy seemed attracted to me (I've been training hard this summer and my post Marbella body undoubtedly helped), which helped the punt. I think her service levels and playfulness go up a notch if she finds you attractive. She's a friendly chatty girl who will open up to you if you talk to her ( if conversation is your thing).

Overall score 8/10


Glad you enjoyed your punt considering since some of her reviews have not always been positive.

Personally, I would say the above means that she is good at her job but nonetheless it had me thinking to what extent a punter being attractive is causative of a 'good punt'?
« Last Edit: September 19, 2016, 07:03:54 PM by peter purves »

let's be honest, this women is temperamental. Mostly negative reviews and my conclusion is that if she's attracted to you, I reckon you'll have a good time.

I feel that's a fair comment given her reputation.



Suzy's ass is a gift to all ass lovers, it is a gym toned ass which has been sculpted to satisfy the obsesssikns of bubble but lovers, the pictures do not do her ass justice it is one of the best I've seen although there are bigger softer asses I've punted with.


Out of curiosity, if you had to give a top 5 for rear of the year, how would you vote?

Cheers!

Offline pumps




Suzy seemed attracted to me (I've been training hard this summer and my post Marbella body undoubtedly helped),


good to see your staying fit for the ladies....



so like many wg's you'll only get a decent service if she's attracted to you, its a hard knock life for the average punter then  :rolleyes:

Out of curiosity, if you had to give a top 5 for rear of the year, how would you vote?

Cheers!

Natalia Matos - #1 The best ass this  year hands down
Danielle - #2 could be number 1 and could be a Nikki Minaj body double
Harley Darko - # 3 exceptional ass and a real freak (CIMS and wreckless sex)
Sexy Caroline1 - # 4 my go to girl, my favourite escort of all time
Suzy Cortez #5 - She's Miss Bum Bum so has to be in this list










Offline Bassman

Natalia Matos - #1 The best ass this  year hands down
Danielle - #2 could be number 1 and could be a Nikki Minaj body double
Harley Darko - # 3 exceptional ass and a real freak (CIMS and wreckless sex)
Sexy Caroline1 - # 4 my go to girl, my favourite escort of all time
Suzy Cortez #5 - She's Miss Bum Bum so has to be in this list










:hi:

How about some links bud ?

Offline bqaj

I was with Natalia Matos her last shift forever according to her plans, so she is retired now

Offline Lolexxx1

Stop showing these asses...I'm about to have a heart attack, even though I'm young  :lol:

I will go to Suzy, and risk to be denied  :dash:

If I get Suzy I will quit punting straight away...
« Last Edit: September 19, 2016, 07:52:56 PM by Lolexxx1 »
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:hi:

How about some links bud ?

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3534501 -Suzy Cortez

https://www.adultwork.com/2243426 - sexycaroline1

Danielle will be back at the end of this year, Harley Darko may return but no guarantees.
Natalia Matos says she has finished escorting but will be exotic dancing


11 review(s) found for sexycaroline1 linked to in above post (11 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)
14 review(s) found for Valery latin ass  linked to in above post (5 positive, 2 neutral, 7 negative)

Natalia Matos - #1 The best ass this  year hands down
Danielle - #2 could be number 1 and could be a Nikki Minaj body double
Harley Darko - # 3 exceptional ass and a real freak (CIMS and wreckless sex)
Sexy Caroline1 - # 4 my go to girl, my favourite escort of all time
Suzy Cortez #5 - She's Miss Bum Bum so has to be in this list











Can you just clarify who are pics 3 and 5?

Pumps, if you do not mind can you put up the Harley video that I seem to remember that you saved?

Cheers!!!
« Last Edit: September 19, 2016, 08:03:05 PM by peter purves »

Can you just clarify who are pics 3 and 5?

Pumps, if you do not mind can you put up the Harley video that I seem to remember that you saved?

Cheers!!!

Pic 3 - sexyCaroline1, pic 5 - Danielle

Offline Red_baron

She only does 30 min punts??  If she's soo famous why is she relatively cheap compared to so called high class whores.

Natalia Matos - #1 The best ass this  year hands down
Danielle - #2 could be number 1 and could be a Nikki Minaj body double
Harley Darko - # 3 exceptional ass and a real freak (CIMS and wreckless sex)
Sexy Caroline1 - # 4 my go to girl, my favourite escort of all time
Suzy Cortez #5 - She's Miss Bum Bum so has to be in this list











Personally I've yet to see better asses than:
Monica Santhiago
Naomi Russell
Alexis Texas
Jynx Maze

But very nice list nonetheless  :hi:

Offline punther

think the info about her finding him attractive and how that affected the service he got is good info as if others may not want to risk it with someone who is so YMMV





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