Suzy Cortez - Miss Bum Bum/Playboy cover girl

[Gentlelovemaking]

I met with Suzy Cortez last Thursday, Punting a reigning Miss Bum Bum is an experience I didn't think I would ever have so was glad I was able to punt with her.


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Communications

I called Suzy phone and spoke to her assistant who arranged the booking at the Hoilday Inn Wembley for 11pm. Her assistant speaks good English, I received the address for the booking.
Upon arriving at the location 10mins early I called and asked for the room details. To my frustration the maid made me wait 30 minutes before giving me the hotel room number due to another punter staying longer than planned.  I was frustrated by this and thought it would ruin my punt however that isn't how things played out.

Physical

Suzy's ass is a gift to all ass lovers, it is a gym toned ass which has been sculpted to satisfy the obsesssikns of bubble but lovers, the pictures do not do her ass justice it is one of the best I've seen although there are bigger softer asses I've punted with.

Suzy is a pretty girl, perfect teeth and blue contact lenses. I would rate her looks at 7/7.5.

The Action

Suzy exceeded my expectations, she insanely grabbed my cock and asked if I wanted to f**k. I smiled knowing at that moment I was going to give her the hammer in both holes. She took me into the bed pulled my trousers down and sucked me off, she has really good skills and it got me into the mood very quickly,I grabbed her tits from behind and rubbed her clit vigorously....she made a lot of sexy noises and really seemed into it. She put on the condom and let me hammer both of her holes from behind before I moved and put her legs all the way back and drilled her like I was searching for oil. She took this very well and seemed into it.

Conclusion

Suzy seemed attracted to me (I've been training hard this summer and my post Marbella body undoubtedly helped), which helped the punt. I think her service levels and playfulness go up a notch if she finds you attractive. She's a friendly chatty girl who will open up to you if you talk to her ( if conversation is your thing).

Overall score 8/10

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[Persie]

Glad that you had a good punt.

A bit too many negatives at the no!

[Gentlelovemaking]

Glad that you had a good punt.

A bit too many negatives at the no!

Far too many negative reviews, she's a 🌍, however I honestly believe if she didn't find me attractive the punt wouldn't have been as good.

[claretandblue]

Far too many negative reviews, she's a 🌍, however I honestly believe if she didn't find me attractive the punt wouldn't have been as good.

You should see if she will fuck you for free next time if she likes you so much!

[foxinthebox9]

So just to clarify you're "Attractive" then.... 
It should not matter a jot if she thinks you're Brad Pitt or Proffesor Pittstains, she should give decent and consistent service to all. Still sounds like a mare to me, so will abstain. But as long as was good for u dude 'you handsome bastard' 

[Lolexxx1]

She is on my to do list...but something stops me...
I think she is going to kick me out  because she is famous and all that...

She really receives everyone? Or we need to wear suits? 

I've punted over 60 girls...I'm not shy...but I'm afraid that she will say NO, because OP said she needs to be attracted to the punter, and something tells me she will not be attracted by me. 

[tristen92]

Congrats you handsome fuck.

[Gentlelovemaking]

She did say she's not opened her door to certain punters. I agree looks shouldn't mean anything in the punting world but given her "status" she may feel she has more control over who she wants to see. As for her finding me attractive, we both go to the gym so although I don't speak Spanish we clicked, just how it goes. She's a great f**k and I reckon she won't have a problem with polite punters.

[LL]

Suzy seemed attracted to me (I've been training hard this summer and my post Marbella body undoubtedly helped), which helped the punt.

I honestly believe if she didn't find me attractive the punt wouldn't have been as good.

oh my sides! 

[Brazilian Martian]

You should see if she will fuck you for free next time if she likes you so much!

  him and the other fluffy that attempted to sabotage a negative review off her his name was Sunil_N they can both have a free threesome with her.

She's a brazilian whore just to let you know she was probably laying on her back with fat old politicians back home and she would of gave them 5 star treatment. So I doubt your marbella body would of had much influence on the punt your just a walking money to her AMIGO

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[peter purves]

Conclusion

Suzy seemed attracted to me (I've been training hard this summer and my post Marbella body undoubtedly helped), which helped the punt. I think her service levels and playfulness go up a notch if she finds you attractive. She's a friendly chatty girl who will open up to you if you talk to her ( if conversation is your thing).

Overall score 8/10

Glad you enjoyed your punt considering since some of her reviews have not always been positive.

Personally, I would say the above means that she is good at her job but nonetheless it had me thinking to what extent a punter being attractive is causative of a 'good punt'?

[Gentlelovemaking]

let's be honest, this women is temperamental. Mostly negative reviews and my conclusion is that if she's attracted to you, I reckon you'll have a good time.

I feel that's a fair comment given her reputation.

[peter purves]

Suzy's ass is a gift to all ass lovers, it is a gym toned ass which has been sculpted to satisfy the obsesssikns of bubble but lovers, the pictures do not do her ass justice it is one of the best I've seen although there are bigger softer asses I've punted with.

Out of curiosity, if you had to give a top 5 for rear of the year, how would you vote?

Cheers!

[pumps]

Suzy seemed attracted to me (I've been training hard this summer and my post Marbella body undoubtedly helped),

good to see your staying fit for the ladies....

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so like many wg's you'll only get a decent service if she's attracted to you, its a hard knock life for the average punter then 

[Gentlelovemaking]

Out of curiosity, if you had to give a top 5 for rear of the year, how would you vote?

Cheers!

Natalia Matos - #1 The best ass this  year hands down
Danielle - #2 could be number 1 and could be a Nikki Minaj body double
Harley Darko - # 3 exceptional ass and a real freak (CIMS and wreckless sex)
Sexy Caroline1 - # 4 my go to girl, my favourite escort of all time
Suzy Cortez #5 - She's Miss Bum Bum so has to be in this list

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[Bassman]

Natalia Matos - #1 The best ass this  year hands down
Danielle - #2 could be number 1 and could be a Nikki Minaj body double
Harley Darko - # 3 exceptional ass and a real freak (CIMS and wreckless sex)
Sexy Caroline1 - # 4 my go to girl, my favourite escort of all time
Suzy Cortez #5 - She's Miss Bum Bum so has to be in this list

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How about some links bud ?

[bqaj]

I was with Natalia Matos her last shift forever according to her plans, so she is retired now

[Lolexxx1]

Stop showing these asses...I'm about to have a heart attack, even though I'm young 

I will go to Suzy, and risk to be denied 

If I get Suzy I will quit punting straight away...

[Gentlelovemaking]

How about some links bud ?

External Link/Members Only -Suzy Cortez

External Link/Members Only - sexycaroline1

Danielle will be back at the end of this year, Harley Darko may return but no guarantees.
Natalia Matos says she has finished escorting but will be exotic dancing

[peter purves]

Natalia Matos - #1 The best ass this  year hands down
Danielle - #2 could be number 1 and could be a Nikki Minaj body double
Harley Darko - # 3 exceptional ass and a real freak (CIMS and wreckless sex)
Sexy Caroline1 - # 4 my go to girl, my favourite escort of all time
Suzy Cortez #5 - She's Miss Bum Bum so has to be in this list

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Can you just clarify who are pics 3 and 5?

Pumps, if you do not mind can you put up the Harley video that I seem to remember that you saved?

Cheers!!!

[Gentlelovemaking]

Can you just clarify who are pics 3 and 5?

Pumps, if you do not mind can you put up the Harley video that I seem to remember that you saved?

Cheers!!!

Pic 3 - sexyCaroline1, pic 5 - Danielle

[Red_baron]

She only does 30 min punts??  If she's soo famous why is she relatively cheap compared to so called high class whores.

[BillGoldberg]

Natalia Matos - #1 The best ass this  year hands down
Danielle - #2 could be number 1 and could be a Nikki Minaj body double
Harley Darko - # 3 exceptional ass and a real freak (CIMS and wreckless sex)
Sexy Caroline1 - # 4 my go to girl, my favourite escort of all time
Suzy Cortez #5 - She's Miss Bum Bum so has to be in this list

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Personally I've yet to see better asses than:
Monica Santhiago
Naomi Russell
Alexis Texas
Jynx Maze

But very nice list nonetheless 

[punther]

think the info about her finding him attractive and how that affected the service he got is good info as if others may not want to risk it with someone who is so YMMV

[punther]

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is this caroline?

[Gentlelovemaking]

Personally I've yet to see better asses than:
Monica Santhiago
Naomi Russell
Alexis Texas
Jynx Maze

But very nice list nonetheless 

Have you punted any of these Billy ?

[Gentlelovemaking]

is this caroline?

This is Caroline, fantastic ass !!

[lkiu6433]

Personally I've yet to see better asses than:
Monica Santhiago
Naomi Russell
Alexis Texas
Jynx Maze

But very nice list nonetheless 

He's talking about girls he punted. We can all name girls with better arses if we include anyone and everyone   

[LL]

think the info about her finding him attractive and how that affected the service he got is good info as if others may not want to risk it with someone who is so YMMV

Good info? More like deluded ramblings from a fluffy punter. His username should be the giveaway here. Don't forget that this girl fucks premiership footballers out of choice (apparently). The only thing she found attractive about the OP is his wallet.

[punther]

This is Caroline, fantastic ass !!

  i love that ass and that body

[Gentlelovemaking]

Good info? More like deluded ramblings from a fluffy punter. His username should be the giveaway here. Don't forget that this girl fucks premiership footballers out of choice (apparently). The only thing she found attractive about the OP is his wallet.

Lol, just perception. Her reviews aren't great so I'm not sure why you don't believe my review. I genuinely think if she finds you attractive you'll have a better experience. Surely we all click with some prossies more than others....I thought this was normal!

[Gentlelovemaking]

i love that ass and that body

Yeah she's quality all round and her personality is fantastic. If my top 5 was based on connection and good vibes she'd be #1

[claretandblue]

The only price listed is a ton for half an hour? No hour booking price? Is she always based in Wembley?

[Gentlelovemaking]

The only price listed is a ton for half an hour? No hour booking price? Is she always based in Wembley?

She said she has a flat in Mayfair and she does work from central London at times. I only saw the 30min price as well.

[pgma1]

Every punt i'v had with her has been great to be honest and can only second the OP's comments. Dunno if it's because she finds me attractive, but we defo get along.

[punther]

Lol, just perception. Her reviews aren't great so I'm not sure why you don't believe my review. I genuinely think if she finds you attractive you'll have a better experience. Surely we all click with some prossies more than others....I thought this was normal!

generally when someone posts on here that a prossie liked them/found them attractive its taken in jest

not sure why as prostitutes are just normal women

you would probably pull and fuck the same women you've punted in normal life given the right situation but when you pay her for sex its difficult for some others to think she could have liked you(physically)

i met one prossie a couple months ago who told me she met her then boyfriend through her escort work. He booked her and they got on well...eventually it resulted in them ending up in a relationship

[Mario7769]

 

[Gentlelovemaking]

Such a stupid thread lol... The Suzy fluff trolling is old... 
I don't even know what was funnier/more silly. The review, or the people who took it seriously. Despite the OP's username.

id like to think my reviews contribute to the collective knowledge we share on this forum and can be used to inform my fellow punters of what to expect in their encounters.

My username is intended to be seen in a satirical context, I'm glad you see the wit and sure you're wise enough to appreciate the irony in it.

[dubhcarr]

so OP did you go for 30 min at 100 Lizzies or the 2000 demanded in an earlier review? glad you had a good time and I am sure she loves you (for the 30 mins)...

[punther]

Every punt i'v had with her has been great to be honest and can only second the OP's comments. Dunno if it's because she finds me attractive, but we defo get along.

this actually made me LOL

funny guy 

[peter purves]

generally when someone posts on here that a prossie liked them/found them attractive its taken in jest

not sure why as prostitutes are just normal women

you would probably pull and fuck the same women you've punted in normal life given the right situation but when you pay her for sex its difficult for some others to think she could have liked you(physically)

i met one prossie a couple months ago who told me she met her then boyfriend through her escort work. He booked her and they got on well...eventually it resulted in them ending up in a relationship

....I agree there are some WGs that a punter will get along with more than others. Some have described it as a 'click' between two people.

I guess the difficulty may come in when the punter tries to find a cause for that 'click' ie she found me facially attractive, she liked my body, she found me humorous etc as opposed to, she is a WG who treats all other men the same in the majority, or alternatively treats those men badly if she feels she can get away with it, but in this instance she couldn't because............................................

In GLM case he already knows that Suzy does not treat all her customer in such a manner. So the brain may  look and seek for a reason, one which will justify and vindicate the situation.

I am still interested in GLM's contention that if Suzy finds you 'attractive'  - whatever that may mean to her - you are likely to get a good punt.

I remember a similar conversation on another forum where a punter felt that as he got older and lost his perceived good looks, the level of service he received deteriorated rapidly. I had forgotten about this until I read GLM's review

[Gentlelovemaking]

so OP did you go for 30 min at 100 Lizzies or the 2000 demanded in an earlier review? glad you had a good time and I am sure she loves you (for the 30 mins)...

30mins @ £100 is enough for me.

[Gentlelovemaking]

....I agree there are some WGs that a punter will get along with more than others. Some have described it as a 'click' between two people.

I guess the difficulty may come in when one tries to find a cause for that 'click' ie she found me facially attractive, she liked my body, she found me humorous etc as opposed to, she is a WG who treats all other men the same in the majority, or alternatively treats those men badly if she feels she can get away with it, but in this instance she couldn't because............................................

In GLM case he already knows that Suzy does not treat all her customer in such a manner. So the brain may  look and seek for a reason, one which will justify and vindicate the situation.

I am still interested in GLM's contention that if Suzy finds you 'attractive'  - whatever that may mean to her - you are likely to get a good punt.

I remember a similar conversation on another form where a punter felt that as he got older and lost his perceived good looks, the level of service he received deteriorated rapidly. I had forgotten about this until I read GLM's review

Suzy has a reputation of being a primadonna with several poor reviews, as her English is limited it's hard for her to build rapport with punters (unless they speak Portuguese ), thus if she has an attraction to you I feel it makes the punt go smoother. I noticed she had a tub of protein on her table which I also use for training purposes so we gestured at each other's muscles being in good shape and hit it off from there.

She explicitly told me she doesn't like certain types of punter and said she has refused to answer the hotel door if she didn't like the look of the punter. This could be all talk but based on her reviews I wouldn't be surprised if it was true.

I would say YMMV dependant on how she perceives you, whereas other escorts are much more professional. We have to bear in mind she isn't in this game for the long haul, so you can't expect high levels of professionalism from her

[Brazilian Martian]

Every punt i'v had with her has been great to be honest and can only second the OP's comments. Dunno if it's because she finds me attractive, but we defo get along.

Where is your review then  if your gonna jump on the OP's dick by saying you can only second his comments where's your review Mr 9 post

[punther]

....I agree there are some WGs that a punter will get along with more than others. Some have described it as a 'click' between two people.

I guess the difficulty may come in when the punter tries to find a cause for that 'click' ie she found me facially attractive, she liked my body, she found me humorous etc as opposed to, she is a WG who treats all other men the same in the majority, or alternatively treats those men badly if she feels she can get away with it, but in this instance she couldn't because............................................

In GLM case he already knows that Suzy does not treat all her customer in such a manner. So the brain may  look and seek for a reason, one which will justify and vindicate the situation.

I am still interested in GLM's contention that if Suzy finds you 'attractive'  - whatever that may mean to her - you are likely to get a good punt.

I remember a similar conversation on another forum where a punter felt that as he got older and lost his perceived good looks, the level of service he received deteriorated rapidly. I had forgotten about this until I read GLM's review

your post is quite interesting

if she didn't explicitly tell him she found him attractive and he is assuming she must have found him attractive because of the treatment she gave them then he could be very wrong as she may have just been doing her job well. But as you mention he already knew going into the booking she has a bad reputation so to get such a good service could easy make one think 'well maybe she's giving me a good time because she likes something about me'...that being said it could be because she is in a good mood that day and decided to simply do a good job

i reckon another influence is the perception a punter already has of himself. If in real life he is used to women liking/complimenting his body/looks/personality or whatever he may expect the WG to also find those aspects of him pleasing so automatically thinks she finds him attractive

its interesting...

[Brazilian Martian]

Suzy has a reputation of being a primadonna with several poor reviews, as her English is limited it's hard for her to build rapport with punters (unless they speak Spanish), thus if she has an attraction to you I feel it makes the punt go smoother. I noticed she had a tub of protein on her table which I also use for training purposes so we gestured at each other's muscles being in good shape and hit it off from there.

She explicitly told me she doesn't like certain types of punter and said she has refused to answer the hotel door if she didn't like the look of the punter. This could be all talk but based on her reviews I wouldn't be surprised if it was true.

I would say YMMV dependant on how she perceives you, whereas other escorts are much more professional. We have to bear in mind she isn't in this game for the long haul, so you can't expect high levels of professionalism from her

She seemed to explain a awfull lot about protein and muscles and punters for someone who does not speak english. No doubt she can Spanish but her first language is Portuguese , honestly op you're starting to sound like hardcorebanger 

[punther]

She explicitly told me she doesn't like certain types of punter and said she has refused to answer the hotel door if she didn't like the look of the punter.

would be useful to know what type of punter this is?

may save people wasted trips

[Gentlelovemaking]

She seemed to explain a awfull lot about protein and muscles and punters for someone who does not speak english. No doubt she can Spanish but her first language is Portuguese , honestly op you're starting to sound like hardcorebanger 

Excuse my ignorance I've modify the post to say Portuguese, her English is basic but I couldn't have a coherent conversation with her. I'm sure everyone who's seen her and doesn't speak a language she does can vouch for this.

[peter purves]

your post is quite interesting

if she didn't explicitly tell him she found him attractive and he is assuming she must have found him attractive because of the treatment she gave them then he could be very wrong as she may have just been doing her job well. But as you mention he already knew going into the booking she has a bad reputation so to get such a good service could easy make one think 'well maybe she's giving me a good time because she likes something about me'...that being said it could be because she is in a good mood that day and decided to simply do a good job

i reckon another influence is the perception a punter already has of himself. If in real life he is used to women liking/complimenting his body/looks/personality or whatever he may expect the WG to also find those aspects of him pleasing so automatically thinks she finds him attractive

its interesting...

I agree with your suggestions about:

1. It could be - caught her in a good mood
2. Self-perception (especially when there is a 'click')

[Avogadrosnumber]

i love that ass and that body

Looks great. Shame she doesn't want people to rim her arse....