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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7150 on: March 09, 2019, 09:43:15 pm »

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« Reply #7151 on: March 09, 2019, 09:48:26 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on March 09, 2019, 09:43:15 pm
click twice to enlarge and see diseased schlong.

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Admittedly up there with your usual grim contributions, however the 'schlong' is not 'diseased' - they look like Penile Papules to me...

"Hirsuties coronae glandis (also known as "hirsutoid papillomas" and "pearly penile papules") are small protuberances that may form on the ridge of the glans of the human penis. They are a harmless anatomical variation. Though sometimes confused with HPV infection, the papules are not a sexually transmitted infection and are not contagious."

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« Reply #7152 on: March 09, 2019, 09:48:26 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on March 09, 2019, 09:43:15 pm
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OMG thats awful..... :scare: :scare: :scare:

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« Reply #7153 on: March 09, 2019, 10:29:39 pm »
Looks diseased to me, would love to know what an SP who provides OWO, would do presented with that in front of them  :unknown:l

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« Reply #7154 on: March 09, 2019, 10:59:54 pm »
that's fucking nasty
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« Reply #7155 on: March 10, 2019, 02:35:11 pm »
Quote from: Yondu616 on March 09, 2019, 09:48:26 pm
Admittedly up there with your usual grim contributions, however the 'schlong' is not 'diseased' - they look like Penile Papules to me...

"Hirsuties coronae glandis (also known as "hirsutoid papillomas" and "pearly penile papules") are small protuberances that may form on the ridge of the glans of the human penis. They are a harmless anatomical variation. Though sometimes confused with HPV infection, the papules are not a sexually transmitted infection and are not contagious."

They are definitely Pearly Penile Papules. Absolutely harmless but can be removed/reduced if necessary.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7156 on: March 18, 2019, 09:08:47 am »
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I could not decide if this was worst escort picture or best bum!

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« Reply #7157 on: March 18, 2019, 10:01:46 am »
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I could not decide if this was worst escort picture or best bum!

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It's a fair way from being the worst escort picture on her profile.  :lol:

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« Reply #7158 on: March 18, 2019, 10:17:36 am »
Barebacker as well, in description and photos.

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« Reply #7159 on: March 18, 2019, 01:07:50 pm »
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Barebacker as well, in description and photos.

Of course she is. She was spotted by HP, what else would you expect?   :unknown:

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« Reply #7160 on: March 19, 2019, 02:45:36 pm »
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« Reply #7161 on: March 19, 2019, 02:54:10 pm »

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Offline Muff licker

« Reply #7163 on: March 19, 2019, 04:27:51 pm »
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Her mate looks like Les Dawson with a messed up Minge

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« Reply #7164 on: March 19, 2019, 08:57:34 pm »
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Her mate looks like Les Dawson with a messed up Minge

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Gruesome twosome.

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« Reply #7165 on: March 20, 2019, 05:22:54 pm »

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« Reply #7166 on: March 20, 2019, 06:17:46 pm »

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« Reply #7167 on: March 20, 2019, 07:40:35 pm »
 :vomit:

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« Reply #7168 on: March 21, 2019, 12:08:21 am »

Offline Bonker

« Reply #7169 on: March 21, 2019, 12:59:30 am »
Love the pose - as if she was a model  :wacko:

Offline webpunter

« Reply #7170 on: March 21, 2019, 12:06:50 pm »
 :lol:

If the hookering opportunities dry up she could get a job scaring the birds off the runway at the local airport

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Love the pose - as if she was a model  :wacko:

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« Reply #7171 on: March 21, 2019, 01:12:59 pm »
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Love the pose - as if she was a model  :wacko:

A model of a car crash aftermath?  :unknown:

Offline thekingreturns

« Reply #7172 on: March 21, 2019, 01:59:14 pm »
I am partial to a chavvy looking lass.... but no thanks haha

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« Reply #7173 on: March 21, 2019, 07:14:59 pm »
Jeeez.... I thought she was wearing one of the scary Scream masks - turns out it’s her face.

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« Reply #7174 on: March 21, 2019, 07:24:04 pm »
I've just recently started randomly backtracking through some of the posts in this thread for the first time of reading.

I honestly didn't think I could be shocked by anything any more?

I was wrong. Truly astonishing thread.

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« Reply #7175 on: March 21, 2019, 09:23:24 pm »
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I've just recently started randomly backtracking through some of the posts in this thread for the first time of reading.

I honestly didn't think I could be shocked by anything any more?

I was wrong. Truly astonishing thread.
Brave man Doc. Theres stuff here that can give you nightmares... :scare: :scare: :scare:

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« Reply #7176 on: March 22, 2019, 02:11:36 pm »
Quote from: Muff licker on March 19, 2019, 04:27:51 pm
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Her mate looks like Les Dawson with a messed up Minge

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And then over 1000 slight variants on exactly the same photograph in her gallery.   :crazy: :crazy: :wacko: :wacko: :crazy:

Offline paper7

« Reply #7177 on: March 23, 2019, 01:41:24 am »
Quote from: mh on March 18, 2019, 10:01:46 am
It's a fair way from being the worst escort picture on her profile.  :lol:
Got bareback on her likes list, only one option 'LEG IT!'

Offline paper7

« Reply #7178 on: March 23, 2019, 01:43:14 am »
Quote from: MrMatrix on March 21, 2019, 09:23:24 pm
Brave man Doc. Theres stuff here that can give you nightmares... :scare: :scare: :scare:
Or put you off a week's food!!

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7179 on: March 23, 2019, 03:17:36 am »
Quote from: MrMatrix on March 21, 2019, 09:23:24 pm
Brave man Doc. Theres stuff here that can give you nightmares... :scare: :scare: :scare:

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Or put you off a week's food!!

aha, so UKP is a slimming aid ....

Offline webpunter

« Reply #7180 on: March 24, 2019, 09:05:45 pm »
Well only if you go in commando on burds on your HL.  And others offering the same

Getting the big one can lead to weight loss [for a while]

Hence why benders can look like they've been to a prison camp + the same for Awank burds who have a death wish for them & their punters

I play with you in good fun & jest with you on here [& you are good value  :thumbsup:  mostly]

On this point i'm afraid not.  Its a diet that you can't change !  :scare:

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aha, so UKP is a slimming aid ....

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« Reply #7181 on: March 28, 2019, 09:25:38 am »

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« Reply #7182 on: March 28, 2019, 01:56:27 pm »
Love this one - if not posted already.

Reminds me of my mate Johnny  :P

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« Reply #7183 on: March 31, 2019, 12:16:27 pm »
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« Reply #7184 on: March 31, 2019, 12:41:17 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on March 31, 2019, 12:16:27 pm
It was eczema and not a bother.

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Doesn't look like any eczema I've ever seen - and I seen a lot of it over the years. Did you recognise it as such, or was that simply what she told you? 

Personally I suspect some other condition.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7185 on: March 31, 2019, 02:27:07 pm »
Quote from: Yondu616 on March 31, 2019, 12:41:17 pm
Doesn't look like any eczema I've ever seen - and I seen a lot of it over the years. Did you recognise it as such, or was that simply what she told you? 

Personally I suspect some other condition.
I recognised it. I have also seen a lot of it over the years.

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« Reply #7186 on: March 31, 2019, 02:49:43 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on March 31, 2019, 02:27:07 pm
I recognised it. I have also seen a lot of it over the years.

Likewise.

The reason I thought otherwise was due to the absence of dry/scaling skin and patchy redness commonly associated with 'classic' eczema; also the raised and uniformly round nature of marks struck me to be more in line with folliculitis or something similar.

No drama though - glad you enjoyed her.

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« Reply #7187 on: March 31, 2019, 03:05:47 pm »
Quote from: Yondu616 on March 31, 2019, 02:49:43 pm

.. to be more in line with folliculitis

Photos are too poor resolution to be definitive, but I would agree. Just moderately severe 'spotty bum' ... the curse of the high definition porn industry  :D

If HP has seen it close up and thinks its eczema then that's his call? Either way it's likely nothing sinister.

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« Reply #7188 on: March 31, 2019, 05:01:08 pm »
It's looks like a common problem to a lot of lard arsed women. It gets spotty because they sit on there arses all day getting fatter and the air never circulates or they can't reach that far to wash it properly.

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« Reply #7189 on: March 31, 2019, 10:08:28 pm »
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Looks like she cut herself shaving (?)

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« Reply #7190 on: April 01, 2019, 06:50:26 pm »
Quote from: Thecunninglinguist on March 31, 2019, 05:01:08 pm
It's looks like a common problem to a lot of lard arsed women. It gets spotty because they sit on there arses all day getting fatter and the air never circulates or they can't reach that far to wash it properly.

FFS I just sprayed my cuppa all over the place. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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« Reply #7191 on: April 01, 2019, 09:23:01 pm »

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« Reply #7192 on: April 01, 2019, 10:57:17 pm »
She looks like she's been the victim of domestic violence. :(

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« Reply #7193 on: April 02, 2019, 08:43:51 am »
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She looks like she's been the victim of domestic violence. :(
Luckily her profile has gone now.  :hi:

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« Reply #7194 on: April 02, 2019, 09:40:45 pm »
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Hidden feedback. Offers bareback. Could cure a punting addict with her gallery photo.

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« Reply #7195 on: April 02, 2019, 10:18:14 pm »
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is this why Wolverhampton is in the Black Country?

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« Reply #7196 on: April 03, 2019, 08:38:03 pm »
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Hmmm, bareback anal. Nice.

Offline Fat Bob

« Reply #7197 on: April 06, 2019, 12:39:33 pm »
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Sooo love the stains on her vest top  :scare:

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« Reply #7198 on: April 06, 2019, 01:02:03 pm »
 Fucking hell, I can smell her fanny from here.

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« Reply #7199 on: April 07, 2019, 06:11:52 pm »
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