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Offline bossanova

« Reply #7100 on: February 08, 2019, 02:13:23 pm »

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« Reply #7101 on: February 08, 2019, 02:21:12 pm »
I was thinking about booking this one till I spotted all the self harm scars on her arms. Initially I thought they were part of her tattoos until I had a closer look. The pictures in her PG are worse.

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« Reply #7102 on: February 08, 2019, 04:08:41 pm »

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« Reply #7103 on: February 08, 2019, 04:09:38 pm »
Quote from: bossanova on February 08, 2019, 02:13:23 pm
Wow indeed

Her friend Princess Juicy Lucy describes herself as a 'Willowy blonde'

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what is that old song now 'Tit Willow'?

Offline Home Alone

« Reply #7104 on: February 08, 2019, 08:23:02 pm »
Glad to see I'm not the only one on here who remembers Gilbert & Sullivan, Hp! ;-)
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« Reply #7105 on: February 08, 2019, 09:03:56 pm »
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Glad to see I'm not the only one on here who remembers Gilbert & Sullivan, Hp! ;-)
Have you ever punted in Basingstoke?

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« Reply #7106 on: February 08, 2019, 11:34:46 pm »
Nope! "It's not my manor", as I believe you Southerners say!

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7107 on: February 09, 2019, 07:02:01 am »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on February 08, 2019, 09:03:56 pm
Have you ever punted in Basingstoke?

Ruddigore by W. S. Gilbert and Arthur Sullivan
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Ruddigore by Gilbert and Sullivan. ... Margaret, if you don't Basingstoke at once, I shall be seriously angry. Margaret. (recovering herself) Basingstoke it is!

Offline Cupid Stuntz

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« Reply #7108 on: February 09, 2019, 11:02:42 am »

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« Reply #7109 on: February 09, 2019, 11:04:22 am »
Sorry, Hp; what with the night wind howling yesterday, I should have picked up on your reference! ;)

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« Reply #7110 on: February 09, 2019, 02:03:17 pm »
Omg cant stop looking at this thread.

Offline Punterperson1971

« Reply #7111 on: February 09, 2019, 02:45:56 pm »
Quote from: sugen67 on February 09, 2019, 02:03:17 pm
Omg cant stop looking at this thread.
Well maybe you can contribute then.

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« Reply #7112 on: February 09, 2019, 04:53:24 pm »
Quote from: sugen67 on February 09, 2019, 02:03:17 pm
Omg cant stop looking at this thread.
Your first post in 3.5 years. How about another post but this time a review please - you do punt don't you :hi:

Offline myothernameis

« Reply #7113 on: February 10, 2019, 03:56:34 pm »
Quote from: sugen67 on February 09, 2019, 02:03:17 pm
Omg cant stop looking at this thread.

Omg i think your a troll  :P :P :P :P :P

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7114 on: February 11, 2019, 06:27:59 pm »
I spotted this picture recently ... (groan)

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« Reply #7115 on: February 12, 2019, 06:38:44 am »

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« Reply #7116 on: February 12, 2019, 08:51:51 am »
Quote from: bossanova on February 12, 2019, 06:38:44 am
Well spotted  :lol:

He probably gave them to her  :lol:

Offline CheeseBoard

« Reply #7117 on: February 20, 2019, 07:30:32 am »
This one has popped up in the area with a couple of profiles -

Oh dear  :vomit:

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Offline Badboyrich

« Reply #7118 on: February 20, 2019, 10:04:36 pm »
Condom on the cucumber but happy to take a bare cock.

Offline woulddoanything

« Reply #7119 on: February 20, 2019, 10:10:39 pm »
Quote from: Badboyrich on February 20, 2019, 10:04:36 pm
Condom on the cucumber but happy to take a bare cock.

Yeah, but she'll be using the cucumber in a salad later.

Offline JayGatsby

« Reply #7120 on: February 21, 2019, 11:20:15 am »
Now this one is for those who like their ladies with an unusual shape

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« Reply #7121 on: February 21, 2019, 11:37:00 am »
Quote from: JayGatsby on February 21, 2019, 11:20:15 am
Now this one is for those who like their ladies with an unusual shape

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She urges you to check out her PG for "a treat". There's a pic in there titled "Where's The Soap?"
The voyeur in me is tempted to look but not for 60p.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7122 on: February 21, 2019, 11:47:31 am »
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Offline Dopedj

« Reply #7123 on: February 21, 2019, 12:29:40 pm »
Quote from: mrfishyfoo on February 08, 2019, 02:21:12 pm
I was thinking about booking this one till I spotted all the self harm scars on her arms. Initially I thought they were part of her tattoos until I had a closer look. The pictures in her PG are worse.

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Wow
This is sad ...I think her choosing to be an escort won’t help her at all—cos you have to be a bit of cold bitch.,to be able to withstand timewasters and awful punters
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« Reply #7124 on: February 21, 2019, 04:53:08 pm »
Maybe they’re tally marks (like you find on prison walls) for ever punter she’s seen?
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Offline Thecunninglinguist

« Reply #7125 on: February 21, 2019, 05:16:15 pm »
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Now this one is for those who like their ladies with an unusual shape

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The pic of her in jeans and bra looks like she has an arse at the front :lol:

Offline WhackDaddy

« Reply #7126 on: February 21, 2019, 06:50:15 pm »
I was going to say that her arse is in the front! Fuckin' Hell  :scare:

Offline tynetunnel

« Reply #7127 on: February 22, 2019, 01:45:02 pm »
Exactly! I thought she’d put her bra on back to front!  :D

Offline JayGatsby

« Reply #7128 on: February 22, 2019, 06:15:44 pm »
It could be very poor photo-shopping  :sarcastic:

But more likely this was one of the early models while Frankenstein was still learning   :wacko:

Offline GPNG

« Reply #7129 on: February 22, 2019, 08:31:15 pm »
Sweet Lord.....£500 overnight....wow. I mean, just who in their right mind....
*checks to see if there are any reviews  :)

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« Reply #7130 on: February 22, 2019, 10:04:08 pm »
Quote from: GPNG on February 22, 2019, 08:31:15 pm
Sweet Lord.....£500 overnight....wow. I mean, just who in their right mind....
*checks to see if there are any reviews  :)

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I think some of these women forget what the letters BBW actually stand for.

Offline Kingy28

« Reply #7131 on: February 22, 2019, 10:13:16 pm »
Quote from: GPNG on February 22, 2019, 08:31:15 pm
Sweet Lord.....£500 overnight....wow. I mean, just who in their right mind....
*checks to see if there are any reviews  :)

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She put the flab into flabbergasted  :scare:

Offline Home Alone

« Reply #7132 on: February 22, 2019, 11:07:39 pm »
Quote from: Kingy28 on February 22, 2019, 10:13:16 pm
She put the flab into flabbergasted  :scare:

 :D :D :D

Superb, Kingy!

Offline Waterhouse

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« Reply #7133 on: February 23, 2019, 01:13:24 am »
Quote from: GPNG on February 22, 2019, 08:31:15 pm
Sweet Lord.....£500 overnight....wow. I mean, just who in their right mind....
*checks to see if there are any reviews  :)

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I suspect she's charging pound for pound.  :sarcastic:

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« Reply #7134 on: February 24, 2019, 10:44:28 pm »
Quote from: GPNG on February 22, 2019, 08:31:15 pm
Sweet Lord.....£500 overnight....wow. I mean, just who in their right mind....
*checks to see if there are any reviews  :)

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« Reply #7135 on: February 24, 2019, 10:56:59 pm »
Quote from: Badboyrich on February 20, 2019, 10:04:36 pm
Condom on the cucumber but happy to take a bare cock.
she's worried about cathing one of those common or garden STDs....

Offline Dopedj

« Reply #7136 on: February 25, 2019, 11:04:51 am »
Quote from: CheeseBoard on February 20, 2019, 07:30:32 am
This one has popped up in the area with a couple of profiles -

Oh dear  :vomit:

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I think she’s a horny bitch
 I wonder if she had the cucumber in her sandwich later :D

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« Reply #7137 on: February 25, 2019, 11:25:15 am »
Cucumber and fish paste sandwiches.  Sounds very civilised  :sarcastic:

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« Reply #7138 on: February 27, 2019, 11:09:51 am »
Quote from: Badboyrich on February 20, 2019, 10:04:36 pm
Condom on the cucumber but happy to take a bare cock.

Obviously worried about Bacterial Veginosis.   :lol:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7139 on: February 27, 2019, 03:55:35 pm »
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« Reply #7140 on: February 27, 2019, 03:59:05 pm »

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« Reply #7141 on: February 27, 2019, 04:09:06 pm »
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Offline MilleMiglia

« Reply #7142 on: February 27, 2019, 04:19:38 pm »
Quote from: GPNG on February 22, 2019, 08:31:15 pm
Sweet Lord.....£500 overnight....wow. I mean, just who in their right mind....
*checks to see if there are any reviews  :)

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Slightly less than my ex regs rate for 24 hours. She looked a lot like this:


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« Reply #7143 on: February 27, 2019, 04:24:07 pm »

Offline jlike

« Reply #7144 on: February 27, 2019, 04:42:54 pm »
Not defending her but it might be just the way the light is shining on her knickers causing a shadow :scare:

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« Reply #7145 on: February 27, 2019, 05:01:35 pm »

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« Reply #7146 on: February 27, 2019, 05:02:24 pm »
I am sure Brock is hiding in some of those ladies..



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Offline jlike

« Reply #7147 on: March 01, 2019, 08:29:58 am »
I think I will go with Brock, better looking and less chance of catching something nasty  :scare:

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« Reply #7148 on: March 02, 2019, 01:02:55 am »
Quote from: jlike on March 01, 2019, 08:29:58 am
I think I will go with Brock, better looking and less chance of catching something nasty  :scare:
:lol:

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« Reply #7149 on: March 09, 2019, 04:20:40 pm »
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