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Offline rustpoacher

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« Reply #6950 on: December 06, 2018, 05:07:07 pm »
Quote from: Lord Gwyn on December 06, 2018, 04:10:00 pm
Think I'll pass on this one.

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Is such a thing- a completely quality free obsession with sex- indicative of the end of the American Empire?

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« Reply #6951 on: December 06, 2018, 05:13:28 pm »
Quote from: Lord Gwyn on December 06, 2018, 04:10:00 pm
Think I'll pass on this one.

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Sweet Jesus. I promised not to reply to this thread...
Now it's going to pop up in New replies to my posts and give me nightmares.

But someone needs to contact PETA or the RSPCA on this profile ...

Offline Thecunninglinguist

« Reply #6952 on: December 06, 2018, 07:51:57 pm »

Offline punk

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Offline Bogof60

« Reply #6954 on: December 06, 2018, 08:43:53 pm »
Quote from: punk on December 06, 2018, 08:26:15 pm
Last saw her in a copy of Viz.

I had a bit of a kink for Shaz

But this one  :vomit:
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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #6955 on: December 06, 2018, 09:51:53 pm »
Quote from: Lord Gwyn on December 06, 2018, 04:10:00 pm
Think I'll pass on this one.

6 years on AW and zero feedback!

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #6956 on: December 06, 2018, 10:09:46 pm »

Offline JayGatsby

« Reply #6957 on: December 07, 2018, 09:40:00 am »
Quote from: Lord Gwyn on December 06, 2018, 04:10:00 pm
Think I'll pass on this one.

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Blimey - gains any more weight and she will need to get the doors widened



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« Reply #6958 on: December 07, 2018, 09:55:26 am »
Quote from: Lord Gwyn on December 06, 2018, 04:10:00 pm
Think I'll pass on this one.

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What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public?
Farting while being fucked in the arse...
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« Reply #6959 on: December 07, 2018, 12:11:00 pm »
Quote from: thekingreturns on December 07, 2018, 09:55:26 am
What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public?
Farting while being fucked in the arse...
 :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:
£20 says I bet she followed through, too!   :vomit:

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« Reply #6960 on: December 07, 2018, 12:16:02 pm »
Quote from: JayGatsby on December 07, 2018, 09:40:00 am
Blimey - gains any more weight and she will need to get the doors widened



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Holy supersize, Batman.  A full on stage 4 chubba. :scare:

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« Reply #6961 on: December 08, 2018, 04:51:56 pm »
Quote from: thekingreturns on December 07, 2018, 09:55:26 am
What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public?
Farting while being fucked in the arse...
 :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

She probably blew the punter out of the window :lol:
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« Reply #6962 on: December 08, 2018, 11:35:35 pm »
Quote from: thekingreturns on December 07, 2018, 09:55:26 am
What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public?
Farting while being fucked in the arse...
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In public?

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« Reply #6963 on: December 11, 2018, 01:59:23 am »
Who is the muppet responsible for Secret Boudoir's fantastic photoshop atrocities?

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« Reply #6964 on: December 11, 2018, 02:12:00 am »
Quote from: Heph on December 11, 2018, 01:59:23 am
Who is the muppet responsible for Secret Boudoir's fantastic photoshop atrocities?

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Given the amount of 'warping' involved here, I gotta go with Lt.Cmdr. Montgomery Scott  ;)

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« Reply #6965 on: December 11, 2018, 02:17:38 am »
Here's a new beaming-like-an-axe-murderer emoji from the same talented 'producers'...

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« Reply #6966 on: December 11, 2018, 02:23:16 am »
Just looks like an ad for Triumph or Playtex to me.

Looking at her face though,  I don't think she belongs in WEPC thread

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« Reply #6967 on: December 11, 2018, 09:38:11 am »
Piercing on pussy! :dash: :dash: :dash: &  “What are thoseeeee" marks on her thigh :crazy:

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« Reply #6968 on: December 11, 2018, 10:01:00 am »
Quote from: bigjohn1987 on December 11, 2018, 09:38:11 am
Piercing on pussy! :dash: :dash: :dash: &  “What are thoseeeee" marks on her thigh :crazy:

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They look like cigarette burns to me. What's going on with her in this one? Does her fanny smell that bad?

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« Reply #6969 on: December 11, 2018, 12:20:24 pm »
Quote from: Yondu616 on December 11, 2018, 02:23:16 am
Just looks like an ad for Triumph or Playtex to me.

Looking at her face though,  I don't think she belongs in WEPC thread

You're right inasmuch as we can see she's pretty enough underneath the layers of shopped artifice, and if we also overlook that her mouth was forcibly widened with a digital vice.

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« Reply #6970 on: December 11, 2018, 07:20:10 pm »
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« Reply #6971 on: December 11, 2018, 07:21:52 pm »
Quote from: wannabe on December 11, 2018, 07:20:10 pm
She gets fucked in the arse in public??? Wow!
She must've been having a meeting with the bank... they openly fuck everyone up the arse  :D

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« Reply #6972 on: December 11, 2018, 07:24:00 pm »
Quote from: thekingreturns on December 07, 2018, 09:55:26 am
What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public?
Farting while being fucked in the arse...
 :vomit: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

I think the post meant it was embarrassing  for the person caught fucking a whale up the arse in public  :vomit:

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« Reply #6973 on: December 11, 2018, 09:12:48 pm »
I doubt it was a fart!  More like air escaping from her folds of fat.

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« Reply #6974 on: December 15, 2018, 10:12:18 pm »
Quote from: Lord Gwyn on December 11, 2018, 10:01:00 am
They look like cigarette burns to me.
yes she says they are:

Do you have any birth-marks or scars? If so, size and location?   Cigarette burn, top of right thigh

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« Reply #6975 on: December 20, 2018, 05:58:16 pm »
Now I don't mind spearing a whale once in a while but this is really a bit much

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Mermaid ???  :scare:

Not sure I want to lift her tail  :scare:
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« Reply #6976 on: December 20, 2018, 05:59:56 pm »
FUCK !!!

MORE!!!

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AS HP would say
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« Reply #6977 on: December 20, 2018, 11:49:22 pm »
Quote from: Bogof60 on December 20, 2018, 05:59:56 pm
FUCK !!!

MORE!!!

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AS HP would say
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I would indeed say and here it is! Cannot get much larger than this?

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« Reply #6978 on: December 21, 2018, 10:31:17 am »
Remarkable that she is large, but has very small breasts..

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« Reply #6979 on: December 21, 2018, 03:58:47 pm »
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Not Sure If this one has been up already, but at £150 an hour really??? Even at £1.50 I'd give it a miss after a Friday night out.

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« Reply #6980 on: December 21, 2018, 04:18:23 pm »
Quote from: Badboyrich on December 21, 2018, 10:31:17 am
Remarkable that she is large, but has very small breasts..
I thinks that’s one large breast moulded into one  :scare:

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« Reply #6981 on: December 21, 2018, 04:28:46 pm »
Quote from: bristolqwerty on December 21, 2018, 04:18:23 pm
I thinks that’s one large breast moulded into one  :scare:
Why why why would people fuck that or any others who look like that,absolutely horrific and a turn off.

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« Reply #6982 on: December 21, 2018, 04:37:24 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on December 20, 2018, 11:49:22 pm
I would indeed say and here it is! Cannot get much larger than this?

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She reminds me of Jabba - pretty face though

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« Reply #6983 on: December 21, 2018, 05:08:40 pm »
Quote from: Lord Gwyn on December 21, 2018, 04:37:24 pm
She reminds me of Jabba - pretty face though


Her or Jabba ?

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« Reply #6984 on: December 21, 2018, 05:38:16 pm »
Quote from: Badboyrich on December 21, 2018, 10:31:17 am
Remarkable that she is large, but has very small breasts..

That's what I was going to say. I like big girls when they come with big breasts. Here it seems that all the fat went into her belly.

Maybe if she stood upside down for a while...

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« Reply #6985 on: December 21, 2018, 07:30:58 pm »

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« Reply #6987 on: January 10, 2019, 11:55:25 am »

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« Reply #6988 on: January 10, 2019, 03:21:35 pm »
Quote from: RAJEC on January 10, 2019, 11:55:25 am
What must you be going through to have to go through with this?

Q.  Do you do gang bangs
A.  Yes, up to 5 men at a time

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« Reply #6989 on: January 10, 2019, 03:37:42 pm »
 :lol:

Celtic fan. Says it all.  :wackogirl:

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« Reply #6990 on: January 10, 2019, 04:22:24 pm »
Filthy minx with those "come to bed" eyes.








 :vomit:





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« Reply #6991 on: January 10, 2019, 04:36:40 pm »
Quote from: myothernameis on January 10, 2019, 03:21:35 pm
Q.  Do you do gang bangs
A.  Yes, up to 5 men at a time

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One to fuck her

The other four to hold him in case he tries to escape

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« Reply #6992 on: January 10, 2019, 04:48:03 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 09, 2019, 10:37:51 pm
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Shares a phone number ( the land line ) with this lady

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So watch out for bait and switch - wouldn't want to book the old one and end up with the young one

Or perhaps you can persuade them to do the mother and daughter role play........

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« Reply #6993 on: January 10, 2019, 06:01:17 pm »
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Looks like someone tried to shoot their way out.  Even caught her with one between the eyes and it didn't stop her.... Terminatrix   :scare:

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« Reply #6994 on: January 10, 2019, 08:06:51 pm »
Quote from: JayGatsby on January 10, 2019, 04:36:40 pm
One to fuck her

The other four to hold him in case he tries to escape

And one note to argue for the refund.

I think they’re pricing themselves out of the market a few quid.

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« Reply #6995 on: January 10, 2019, 08:21:25 pm »
“Where’s me minge?”
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« Reply #6996 on: January 10, 2019, 10:45:04 pm »
A case where a B&S would be a positive review.

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« Reply #6997 on: January 10, 2019, 11:11:15 pm »
Quote from: bigjohn1987 on December 11, 2018, 09:38:11 am
Piercing on pussy! :dash: :dash: :dash: &  “What are thoseeeee" marks on her thigh :crazy:

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I'm not saying they are, but here is a photograph of IV drug track marks for comparison:


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« Reply #6998 on: January 10, 2019, 11:12:26 pm »
And these.

It looks like the same marks.

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