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Offline bob1

« Reply #7000 on: January 17, 2019, 01:39:13 pm »
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And if you like an escort who appears to have no neck

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This lovely lady was in the papers in resent times saying how she eats her dead mothers ashes by the spoon full. Full on mental. Debra Patasons
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Offline Thecunninglinguist

« Reply #7001 on: January 17, 2019, 06:17:21 pm »
Quote from: bob1 on January 17, 2019, 01:39:13 pm
This lovely lady was in the papers in resent times saying how she eats her dead mothers ashes by the spoon full. Full on mental. Debra Patasons
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By the looks of her she has been eating lots of ash pies!
You just wouldn't feel safe, sort of looney who might keep a knife under her pillow?

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« Reply #7002 on: January 17, 2019, 07:08:43 pm »
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Piercing on pussy! :dash: :dash: :dash: &  “What are thoseeeee" marks on her thigh :crazy:

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"Some of you may remember by another name when I used to escort on this site"

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Just remember this when you are deep French Kissing her

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« Reply #7003 on: January 18, 2019, 09:35:34 am »
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« Reply #7004 on: January 18, 2019, 10:02:29 am »
Why go out for steak when you can get it at home..... :music:

Offline SirSpank-a-Lot

« Reply #7005 on: January 18, 2019, 10:12:51 am »
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I used to work with NicoleDuPapillon in a high street shop about 30 years ago.

Then, by pure luck, a few years later I booked her for an incall at Newport Pagnell services.  This was well before the internet so I had no idea it would be her.

She was very proud of her enormous pussy lips and said she was going to Europe to star in a sex magazine about them.

I don't think all the plastic surgery she has had is a good thing.

Offline thekingreturns

« Reply #7006 on: January 18, 2019, 10:45:06 am »
Quote from: SirSpank-a-Lot on January 18, 2019, 10:12:51 am
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I used to work with NicoleDuPapillon in a high street shop about 30 years ago.

Then, by pure luck, a few years later I booked her for an incall at Newport Pagnell services.  This was well before the internet so I had no idea it would be her.

She was very proud of her enormous pussy lips and said she was going to Europe to star in a sex magazine about them.

I don't think all the plastic surgery she has had is a good thing.

So how old would that make her? …… according to AW 30 years ago she was 8

Offline SirSpank-a-Lot

« Reply #7007 on: January 18, 2019, 10:52:17 am »
Well at a guess I think she is early 50's.

She was older than me when we worked together and I'm no spring chicken.

Offline winkywanky

« Reply #7008 on: January 18, 2019, 11:11:47 am »
Quote from: SirSpank-a-Lot on January 18, 2019, 10:12:51 am
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I used to work with NicoleDuPapillon in a high street shop about 30 years ago.

Then, by pure luck, a few years later I booked her for an incall at Newport Pagnell services.  This was well before the internet so I had no idea it would be her.

She was very proud of her enormous pussy lips and said she was going to Europe to star in a sex magazine about them.

I don't think all the plastic surgery she has had is a good thing.


It rarely is, and I was quite shocked by what she's done to herself when I saw her on Fake Taxi recently  :vomit:. External Link/Members Only

Offline SirSpank-a-Lot

« Reply #7009 on: January 18, 2019, 11:18:46 am »
She used to have a nice face and tits.

Barely recognisable now.

Offline winkywanky

« Reply #7010 on: January 18, 2019, 12:20:58 pm »
Yes, it's like celebs who have plenty of money to be able to have loads of plastic surgery...they end up looking like a completely different person. Bizarre. And quite possibly, Freudian.

Offline Thecunninglinguist

« Reply #7011 on: January 18, 2019, 03:32:17 pm »
At least you could pull them down to keep your ears warm during RO while it's cold?

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« Reply #7012 on: January 18, 2019, 05:23:32 pm »
Quote from: Thecunninglinguist on January 18, 2019, 03:32:17 pm
At least you could pull them down to keep your ears warm during RO while it's cold?

 :lol:

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« Reply #7013 on: January 18, 2019, 05:45:05 pm »

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7014 on: January 18, 2019, 07:06:50 pm »

bristolqwerty

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« Reply #7015 on: January 18, 2019, 07:28:18 pm »
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Offline JayGatsby

« Reply #7016 on: January 18, 2019, 07:59:25 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 18, 2019, 07:06:50 pm
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£170 an hour - dusty phone coming up.

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From her interview......

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How would you describe your body type?    Few Extra Pounds

Errrrrrrr - define "few"

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« Reply #7017 on: January 18, 2019, 08:17:32 pm »
Quote from: bristolqwerty on January 18, 2019, 07:28:18 pm
Bullocks no overnight..... I’m out   :angry:

Me too, no way she is 49!  :thumbsdown:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7018 on: January 18, 2019, 10:09:11 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 18, 2019, 07:06:50 pm
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£170 an hour - dusty phone coming up.

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the trouble is that she gives me a hard on just looking at the photo ... all that flesh and no artificial cosmetics
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« Reply #7019 on: January 18, 2019, 10:11:51 pm »

Offline Thecunninglinguist

« Reply #7020 on: January 18, 2019, 10:16:46 pm »
Quote from: winkywanky on January 18, 2019, 10:11:51 pm
You're forgetting, she's a niche service provider :lol:.
With all that fat, a chap could easily find himself sticking his dick in the wrong "Niche" ?

I just terrified myself. I've got a 32" screen and put the pick up full size...........MY EYE, MY EYES
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Offline bossanova

« Reply #7021 on: January 19, 2019, 11:16:38 am »

Offline wannabe

« Reply #7022 on: January 19, 2019, 07:43:02 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 18, 2019, 07:06:50 pm
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£170 an hour - dusty phone coming up.

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Given that she says her primary language is English, read her profile. An oriental WG with no English at all would be more coherent.

Offline Bonker

« Reply #7023 on: January 20, 2019, 12:02:33 am »
It looks like the forearms and hand being to someone else. Like some weird person grabbing her tits from behind.

Offline spand

« Reply #7024 on: January 20, 2019, 02:04:58 am »
In Southampton not for me

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« Reply #7025 on: January 20, 2019, 02:06:09 am »

Offline myothernameis

« Reply #7026 on: January 20, 2019, 03:35:05 am »
Quote from: spand on January 20, 2019, 02:04:58 am
In Southampton not for me


She has just been to get her photo taken for her passport  :lol: :lol: :lol:

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« Reply #7027 on: January 20, 2019, 07:36:17 am »
Quote from: myothernameis on January 20, 2019, 03:35:05 am
She has just been to get her photo taken for her passport  :lol: :lol: :lol:

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They refused a face picture so this was the compromise  :sarcastic:

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« Reply #7028 on: January 20, 2019, 09:20:49 pm »

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« Reply #7029 on: January 20, 2019, 10:03:59 pm »

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« Reply #7031 on: January 21, 2019, 11:43:48 am »

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« Reply #7033 on: January 22, 2019, 10:24:57 pm »

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« Reply #7034 on: January 22, 2019, 11:36:26 pm »
This topic is hilarious  :lol:
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« Reply #7035 on: January 22, 2019, 11:42:47 pm »
Quote from: Home Alone on January 22, 2019, 10:24:57 pm
Looks like English might be her second language, too!
Is it just me or does she (?) seriously look like Putin in a négligé sporting something of a trump hair style and far too many extra kilos?

Offline Home Alone

« Reply #7036 on: January 22, 2019, 11:50:17 pm »
Quote from: Yondu616 on January 22, 2019, 11:42:47 pm
Is it just me or does she (?) seriously look like Putin in a négligé sporting something of a trump hair style and far too many extra kilos?

Yes, Yondu; I'd definitely say it was just you! ;)  :D

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« Reply #7037 on: January 22, 2019, 11:51:55 pm »
Quote from: Home Alone on January 22, 2019, 11:50:17 pm
Yes, Yondu; I'd definitely say it was just you! ;)  :D
Awww... c'mon... that could be Putin's bbw twin sister.  :lol:

(Without the middle 'b')
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« Reply #7038 on: January 23, 2019, 02:02:54 pm »

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7039 on: January 23, 2019, 02:25:24 pm »
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What size is your chest?   42"
What is your waist measurement?   48"
Her waist is larger than her chest!


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« Reply #7040 on: January 23, 2019, 02:34:55 pm »
Quote from: JayGatsby on January 17, 2019, 07:08:43 pm
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But Justine was one of the best ive ever seen.

Offline daveev

« Reply #7041 on: January 23, 2019, 02:38:31 pm »
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I'm not saying they are, but here is a photograph of IV drug track marks for comparison:


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More like cigerette burns she was into loads of kinky stuff, and you don't inject where those marks are normanly

Offline JayGatsby

« Reply #7042 on: January 23, 2019, 03:01:34 pm »
Quote from: daveev on January 23, 2019, 02:34:55 pm
But Justine was one of the best ive ever seen.

Did she taste of Pine or bleach?

Offline daveev

« Reply #7043 on: January 23, 2019, 03:24:11 pm »
She tasted fantastic and was one of the best escorts in newcastle, had a big following

Offline daveev

« Reply #7044 on: January 23, 2019, 03:26:19 pm »
Quote from: daveev on January 23, 2019, 03:24:11 pm
She tasted fantastic and was one of the best escorts in newcastle, had a big following
Justine Douleur Have a peek at her reviews

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #7045 on: January 23, 2019, 10:12:41 pm »
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« Reply #7046 on: January 23, 2019, 11:31:22 pm »
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there is nothing voluptuous about this one.

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bb is an option, but also an extra on top of price:- £30

Well at least anyone having bareback with her, she wont get pregnant  :D :D :D :D

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« Reply #7047 on: January 24, 2019, 09:52:53 pm »

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« Reply #7049 on: January 26, 2019, 10:08:24 am »
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