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Lord Gwyn

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« Reply #6900 on: October 27, 2018, 04:52:36 pm »
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Looks like the oven ready turkeys are even earlier this year :D

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« Reply #6901 on: October 28, 2018, 05:27:31 am »
Quote from: Lord Gwyn on October 27, 2018, 04:52:36 pm
Looks like the oven ready turkeys are even earlier this year :D
I wont be having turkey this year, O the thought........ :hi:

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« Reply #6902 on: October 28, 2018, 07:50:39 am »
Quote from: Lord Gwyn on October 27, 2018, 04:52:36 pm
Looks like the oven ready turkeys are even earlier this year :D
Looks like a self basting one that  :vomit:

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« Reply #6903 on: October 28, 2018, 01:02:32 pm »
Quote from: Lord Gwyn on October 27, 2018, 04:52:36 pm
Looks like the oven ready turkeys are even earlier this year :D
:D +1 just been looking to order a Turkey crown for Christmas 🎄 :vomit:  might go for a nut roast now  :vomit:
Who’s gonna shove their arm up that to stuff it?
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« Reply #6904 on: October 28, 2018, 01:08:24 pm »
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:D +1 just been looking to order a Turkey crown for Christmas 🎄 :vomit:  might go for a nut roast now :vomit:


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« Reply #6905 on: October 28, 2018, 04:51:19 pm »
Quote from: bristolqwerty on October 28, 2018, 01:02:32 pm
:D +1 just been looking to order a Turkey crown for Christmas 🎄 :vomit:  might go for a nut roast now  :vomit:
Who’s gonna shove their arm up that to stuff it?
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This guy might - you'd have to be a Muppet to punt with her

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« Reply #6906 on: October 31, 2018, 11:52:40 pm »
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« Reply #6907 on: November 01, 2018, 12:44:21 am »
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Deranged and deluded. £400 ph? What galaxy is she in? 

One thing does puzzle me though, with all that iron-mongery going on in her mouth I would have felt certain she'd have pierced navel&nips?  :crazy:

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« Reply #6908 on: November 01, 2018, 01:26:26 am »
Quote from: Yondu616 on November 01, 2018, 12:44:21 am
Deranged and deluded. £400 ph? What galaxy is she in? 

One thing does puzzle me though, with all that iron-mongery going on in her mouth I would have felt certain she'd have pierced navel&nips?  :crazy:

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Was she that good, she must be some girl, making him cum loads

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« Reply #6909 on: November 01, 2018, 10:20:34 am »

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« Reply #6910 on: November 01, 2018, 04:48:38 pm »
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I posted her into a Halloween thread.
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« Reply #6911 on: November 03, 2018, 07:22:17 am »

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« Reply #6912 on: November 15, 2018, 09:26:00 am »
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it is the claw hands, I would not like them anywhere near Mister Happy.


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« Reply #6913 on: November 15, 2018, 09:29:40 am »
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it is the claw hands, I would not like them anywhere near Mister Happy.


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Oh, I don't know... they'd come in handy for when you get that awkward itch on your back in that place you just can never seem to reach on your own.

Be nice to feel them gently but teasingly graze your balls, too  ;)

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« Reply #6914 on: November 15, 2018, 05:40:33 pm »
OF COURSE I ALWAYS SWALLOW
 
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« Reply #6915 on: November 15, 2018, 05:46:42 pm »
Quote from: backofthenet on November 15, 2018, 05:40:33 pm
OF COURSE I ALWAYS SWALLOW
 
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She calls herself a LITTLE minx  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

What is little about her  :unknown:

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« Reply #6916 on: November 15, 2018, 06:01:17 pm »
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How can someone so young have everything so Droopy?

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« Reply #6917 on: November 15, 2018, 06:11:49 pm »
I'm gonna have to stop looking at these postings it's beginning to give me nightmares   :scare:





 
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« Reply #6918 on: November 15, 2018, 06:19:29 pm »
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it is the claw hands, I would not like them anywhere near Mister Happy.


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Imagine if she shoved one of those digits up your ass :vomit:

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« Reply #6919 on: November 15, 2018, 08:05:05 pm »

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« Reply #6920 on: November 15, 2018, 08:09:05 pm »

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« Reply #6921 on: November 15, 2018, 11:00:29 pm »
Bloody Nora- whats that  :scare: :scare: :scare:

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« Reply #6922 on: November 16, 2018, 02:29:30 pm »
Scary as shit  :scare:

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« Reply #6923 on: November 16, 2018, 08:34:22 pm »
Quote from: MrMatrix on November 15, 2018, 11:00:29 pm
Bloody Nora- whats that  :scare: :scare: :scare:

Bloody Nora? Not seen her - can you put some pictures up?

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« Reply #6924 on: November 17, 2018, 07:27:44 am »
Quote from: wannabe on November 16, 2018, 08:34:22 pm
Bloody Nora? Not seen her - can you put some pictures up?
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bloody Nora
The greatest minced oath of all time. Can be used as an interjection (in place of bloody hell etc) but also put in a sentence as an intensifier.
Bloody Nora, I've lost my pen!
What the bloody Nora was that?!
Where's the bloody-Nora-ing clicker?

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« Reply #6925 on: November 17, 2018, 01:11:00 pm »
she says its a hour for £150
that not enough for me to fuck her
it will take a hour to find where to put it

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« Reply #6926 on: November 17, 2018, 06:58:02 pm »
Quote from: bobby1973 on November 17, 2018, 01:11:00 pm
she says its a hour for £150
that not enough for me to fuck her
it will take a hour to find where to put it
You are of course asuming YOU will find it. You may just have to give up. :unknown:

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« Reply #6927 on: November 17, 2018, 09:06:32 pm »
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Her name starts with Glamour but there is nothing glamorous about these happy snaps, quite the opposite. Not least the bloke's belly!

So the lady might even be attractive but these must be her worst pictures.

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« Reply #6928 on: November 17, 2018, 09:09:11 pm »
Speechless. :vomit:

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« Reply #6929 on: November 17, 2018, 09:25:28 pm »
Quote from: Yondu616 on November 17, 2018, 09:09:11 pm
Speechless. :vomit:

I shall take that as a compliment.

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« Reply #6930 on: November 17, 2018, 10:00:58 pm »
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Yummy

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Click to enlarge as HP would say But I think I will decline that invitation as its big enough already  :scare:
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« Reply #6931 on: November 17, 2018, 10:05:33 pm »
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Yummy

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Click to enlarge as HP would say But I think I will decline that invitation as its big enough already  :scare:
O dear- thats not looking good is it.....

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« Reply #6932 on: November 17, 2018, 10:43:58 pm »
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« Reply #6933 on: November 17, 2018, 10:45:11 pm »
Thanks HP

NOT  :scare: :scare: :scare:

Just jesting M8  :cool:
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« Reply #6934 on: November 19, 2018, 08:39:54 pm »
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« Reply #6935 on: November 20, 2018, 07:18:56 pm »
Pretty gross this one esp the marks!!

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« Reply #6937 on: December 01, 2018, 02:56:12 pm »

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« Reply #6938 on: December 01, 2018, 03:07:13 pm »
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Any takers  :unknown:

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Brilliant.  :lol:

Question though... which one is the escort?   :unknown:    :lol:

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« Reply #6939 on: December 01, 2018, 06:37:56 pm »
Who dresses, looks in the mirror and goes “yep this is a good look”?
Plus who actually thinks they can charge for this too?

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« Reply #6940 on: December 01, 2018, 09:59:37 pm »
What the living F&&K  :vomit:
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« Reply #6941 on: December 02, 2018, 12:41:30 am »
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Any takers  :unknown:

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Something dosn't add up right, on there profile

Bi sexual couple with a combined experience of 35 years+ in kink.  Age 35 years

So were you babies when you started these kinks   :D :D :D :D :D

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« Reply #6942 on: December 02, 2018, 02:14:18 am »
some of you spend way too long looking at these profiles, personally i won't click on the links in here  :vomit: :vomit:
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« Reply #6943 on: December 02, 2018, 11:12:51 am »
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Something dosn't add up right, on there profile

Bi sexual couple with a combined experience of 35 years+ in kink.  Age 35 years

So were you babies when you started these kinks   :D :D :D :D :D

Combined experience - ie their experience added together

could be 20 years for one and 15 years for the other for example

And they will not both be aged 35 - particularly as they describe as cougar and the toy boy

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« Reply #6944 on: December 02, 2018, 04:21:47 pm »

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« Reply #6945 on: December 02, 2018, 04:39:04 pm »
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How is that a pic of an escort? Its a cock shot FFS.

Come on HP, you know you can do better than that to grosse us out. :D

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« Reply #6946 on: December 02, 2018, 11:01:17 pm »
Quote from: Yondu616 on December 02, 2018, 04:39:04 pm
How is that a pic of an escort? Its a cock shot FFS.

Come on HP, you know you can do better than that to grosse us out. :D
well these pics grossed me out. They are I suppose the sort of pics that are charged for in private galleries but to me they are grosse indeed.
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« Reply #6947 on: December 05, 2018, 11:03:52 am »
And if you like an escort who appears to have no neck

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« Reply #6948 on: December 05, 2018, 10:21:19 pm »
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And if you like an escort who appears to have no neck

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Maybe she hid her neck with her feedback

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« Reply #6949 on: December 06, 2018, 04:10:00 pm »
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