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Offline Landscape

« Reply #6850 on: September 26, 2018, 11:03:44 pm »
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The shadows hide most of it but she still shows she's got some heft on her. Her right breast reminds me of a giant tongue

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #6851 on: September 29, 2018, 07:49:24 pm »

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« Reply #6852 on: October 03, 2018, 01:41:28 pm »

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« Reply #6853 on: October 03, 2018, 02:59:52 pm »

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« Reply #6854 on: October 03, 2018, 03:42:54 pm »
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OOoooof..... the "sexy" schoolie pic in the gallery.... FFS
do you mean this one?

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« Reply #6855 on: October 03, 2018, 11:58:02 pm »
She must be wearing those holsters in order to stop her tits slapping into her knees.

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« Reply #6856 on: October 04, 2018, 12:13:48 pm »

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« Reply #6858 on: October 04, 2018, 07:31:07 pm »
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I think the word is gormless

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I see your point, but she's Marilyn Monroe compared to some on this thread.
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« Reply #6859 on: October 04, 2018, 10:31:31 pm »

Offline Landscape

« Reply #6860 on: October 04, 2018, 10:37:02 pm »

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« Reply #6861 on: October 05, 2018, 12:11:23 am »

Offline hillingdonpete

« Reply #6862 on: October 05, 2018, 12:33:21 pm »
Quote from: Ali Katt on October 04, 2018, 10:31:31 pm
In all honesty I would have a go if the price was right.


What sort of figure did you have in mind that she would have to pay you?

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #6863 on: October 05, 2018, 01:48:31 pm »

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« Reply #6864 on: October 05, 2018, 02:12:48 pm »
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I would have a go if the price and geography was right.

She looks large enough to be in everyones geographical location at the same time.

Offline finn5555

« Reply #6865 on: October 05, 2018, 04:31:05 pm »
Quote from: hillingdonpete on October 05, 2018, 02:12:48 pm
She looks large enough to be in everyones geographical location at the same time.

Fuck off this one spans continents  :D

Offline Sparkhead1985

« Reply #6866 on: October 05, 2018, 05:07:10 pm »
Quote from: Landscape on October 04, 2018, 10:37:02 pm
You don't often see a Real Doll set up a profile on AW.

Was that always a woman?

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« Reply #6867 on: October 05, 2018, 05:14:09 pm »
Spot the difference....

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« Reply #6868 on: October 07, 2018, 12:23:46 pm »
One is a fictional character in a movie. (Blade)

The other we wished was a fictional character and could dismiss those pics from our minds as being Hollywood fakery, but they're not and burned into our retinas until the day we die.

Offline Landscape

« Reply #6869 on: October 08, 2018, 12:50:08 am »
Quote from: Sparkhead1985 on October 05, 2018, 05:07:10 pm
Was that always a woman?

With the amount of Photoshopping going on there, I can't say for sure.

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« Reply #6870 on: October 08, 2018, 08:44:56 am »
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She looks large enough to be in everyones geographical location at the same time.
:sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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« Reply #6871 on: October 08, 2018, 09:46:38 am »
Quote from: Boinky on October 07, 2018, 12:23:46 pm
One is a fictional character in a movie. (Blade)

The other we wished was a fictional character and could dismiss those pics from our minds as being Hollywood fakery, but they're not and burned into our retinas until the day we die.

Spot on!  LOL   :thumbsup:

Offline EatsShootsAndLeaves

« Reply #6872 on: October 09, 2018, 05:03:58 pm »
Nice young lady. Loves "cleaning up cheesy/smelly cocks" amongst other things...   :vomit:

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« Reply #6873 on: October 09, 2018, 05:17:31 pm »
Quote from: EatsShootsAndLeaves on October 09, 2018, 05:03:58 pm
Nice young lady. Loves "cleaning up cheesy/smelly cocks" amongst other things...   :vomit:

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Actual LOL..... still sniggering and chuckling as I type this.   :lol: :lol: :lol:

Offline freeze44

« Reply #6874 on: October 09, 2018, 05:41:44 pm »
Quote from: EatsShootsAndLeaves on October 09, 2018, 05:03:58 pm
Nice young lady. Loves "cleaning up cheesy/smelly cocks" amongst other things...   :vomit:

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OMFG! That pic/profile is repulsive in the extreme! Try topping that anyone!!  :vomit:

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« Reply #6875 on: October 10, 2018, 02:34:15 am »
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« Reply #6876 on: October 10, 2018, 08:18:57 am »
Plastic surgery gone wrong ??????

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« Reply #6877 on: October 10, 2018, 09:19:29 am »
Oh lord, why  :scare:

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« Reply #6878 on: October 10, 2018, 12:29:21 pm »
There appears to be a bit of an Adam's Apple thing going on. Could she be an ex bloke?

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« Reply #6879 on: October 10, 2018, 02:39:00 pm »
It says she is 56 - imagine she is 65 at least.

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« Reply #6880 on: October 10, 2018, 03:01:35 pm »
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It says she is 56 - imagine she is 65 at least.

It is rancid - imagine it’s worse in real life!

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« Reply #6881 on: October 11, 2018, 01:22:27 am »
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It is rancid - imagine it’s worse in real life!
My eyes! My eyes!

Offline wannabe

« Reply #6882 on: October 11, 2018, 08:59:37 pm »
Quote from: Lord Gwyn on October 10, 2018, 02:39:00 pm
It says she is 56 - imagine she is 65 at least.

I'd say more 75 plus.

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« Reply #6883 on: October 11, 2018, 09:02:31 pm »
Quote from: EatsShootsAndLeaves on October 09, 2018, 05:03:58 pm
Nice young lady. Loves "cleaning up cheesy/smelly cocks" amongst other things...   :vomit:

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Deadpool? In all seriousness those tits look pretty nice though, I would stick my cock in between them and try for the jaw breaker.

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« Reply #6884 on: October 11, 2018, 09:03:20 pm »

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« Reply #6885 on: October 11, 2018, 10:05:53 pm »
If you ever fancied shagging Liv Tyler, but knew that was unlikely so you'd just give her father, Steve, a turn if he dragged up for you.


Now's your chance to live that dream.

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« Reply #6886 on: October 14, 2018, 07:37:02 am »
Quote from: Boinky on October 11, 2018, 10:05:53 pm
If you ever fancied shagging Liv Tyler, but knew that was unlikely so you'd just give her father, Steve, a turn if he dragged up for you.
Now's your chance to live that dream.
+1 my thoughts exactly  :D
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« Reply #6887 on: October 16, 2018, 08:46:45 am »
Thanks to dieseldriver for spotting this one....

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« Reply #6888 on: October 16, 2018, 12:41:40 pm »
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« Reply #6889 on: October 16, 2018, 12:43:34 pm »
OMG its an extra from Lord of the Rings........ :scare: :scare:

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« Reply #6890 on: October 16, 2018, 01:02:49 pm »
SP's from hell :dash: :dash:

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« Reply #6891 on: October 16, 2018, 01:03:26 pm »
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OMG its an extra from Lord of the Rings........ :scare: :scare:
Reminds me of hairstyles from Conan the Barbarian.   :lol:

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« Reply #6892 on: October 16, 2018, 01:36:55 pm »
Sure she's featured in this thread before., aw profile

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« Reply #6893 on: October 16, 2018, 01:46:30 pm »

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« Reply #6894 on: October 17, 2018, 09:38:33 am »
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Sure she's featured in this thread before., aw profile

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Crikey - it's Blunder Woman!


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« Reply #6895 on: October 17, 2018, 09:54:57 am »
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Crikey - it's Blubber Woman!


fixed that for ya  :thumbsup:
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« Reply #6896 on: October 17, 2018, 10:48:47 am »

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« Reply #6897 on: October 17, 2018, 02:48:33 pm »

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« Reply #6898 on: October 19, 2018, 04:23:04 pm »
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Plastic surgery gone wrong ??????

Jackie Stallone has not weathered well

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« Reply #6899 on: October 27, 2018, 07:28:11 am »
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 click to savour the full effect (scratch & sniff is not available).

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