Nervous and a virgin

[freeze44]

Got to love the yoof of today; imperial in height and metric in weight 

Yes!...and not taking Cueballs Yoda's advice....we now know there this guy going to see molly, with flowers, young, slight, shaking a bit and with a perma hardon for her....this has gone viral now...it not just UKP rooting form him, its most of the UK!!! 

[maxxblue]

Yes!...and not taking Cueballs Yoda's advice....we now know there this guy going to see molly, with flowers, young, slight, shaking a bit and with a perma hardon for her....this has gone viral now...it not just UKP rooting form him, its most of the UK!!! 

Can't see any evidence of it going viral - do you have any links?

[freeze44]

Can't see any evidence of it going viral - do you have any links?

Na just winding up  poor brokebackdick....

[bardock]

I still think its kind of surreal that im actually going through with it, but after such a buildup im not just going to cancel!

[cueball]

im not just going to cancel!

You'd better bloody not cancel neither, the whole of ukp are watching you now 

Get stuck in young bumdick 

And do a review 

[bardock]

You'd better bloody not cancel neither, the whole of ukp are watching you now 

Get stuck in young bumdick 

And do a review 

thanks for all the support!

[Nagilum]

thanks for all the support!

Have you still not gone over there.

Hurry up Bald-dick before I drive up and take Cueball with me for some MMF action.

[cueball]

Hurry up Bald-dick before I drive up and take Cueball with me for some MMF action.

Bumdick is on tomorrow, no sleep tonight for that lad.

In case he blobs and we go, you're buying the flowers 

[Nagilum]

Bumdick is on tomorrow, no sleep tonight for that lad.

In case he blobs and we go, you're buying the flowers 

 

Do you think we could all go for dinner first. I don't mind paying the extra two hours. 

Like buttdick I found her to be sweet on the phone. 

[Nagilum]

im kind of short 5'9 and I weigh 80kg

So you are Muslim and now I shall conclude you are Bangladeshi.

Why don't you just upload a pic.

Still not learning are we!

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Do you think we could all go for dinner first. I don't mind paying the extra two hours. 

Like buttdick I found her to be sweet on the phone. 

Make sure you buy proper flowers, from a florist, not the petrol station and champagne, not fucking cheap Prosecco

[bardock]

So you are Muslim and now I shall conclude you are Bangladeshi.

Why don't you just upload a pic.

Still not learning are we!

Im not bangladeshi, lol id never ever risk that! Anyway its arranged sooner than exoected. Its today!

[bardock]

Do you think we could all go for dinner first. I don't mind paying the extra two hours. 

Like buttdick I found her to be sweet on the phone. 

Lol dont u dare see her before me!

[cueball]

Lol dont u dare see her before me!

I've already seen her, just remember this young bumdydick, when you kiss her, I popped in her mouth

And I've had my tongue all over her body

Oh, and I live within eye shot of her gaff, I'll give you a friendly cheer and a wave when you're knocking on.

I'll know who you are 

[bardock]

I've already seen her, just remember this young bumdydick, when you kiss her, I popped in her mouth

And I've had my tongue all over her body

Oh, and I live within eye shot of her gaff, I'll give you a friendly cheer and a wave when you're knocking on.

I'll know who you are 

I didnt wanna know that. What a shit day today with all the rain. Could hav pocked a better day

[CatBBW]

I didnt wanna know that. What a shit day today with all the rain. Could hav pocked a better day

Don't worry, I don't think she'll be seeing to her clients in the garden.

[cueball]

I didnt wanna know that. What a shit day today with all the rain. Could hav pocked a better day

What are you doing on here, you should be ironing your undies, admiring the flowers, counting your cash and brushing your teeth.

Big day today bumdercock

We'll be expecting a report back on how it all goes, no fibs now, we want the truth 

[Nagilum]

Im not bangladeshi, lol id never ever risk that! Anyway its arranged sooner than exoected. Its today!

Hmmm a muslim who does not like bangladeshi's then you are Pakistani, because you guys love each other!

Stop falling for the bait 

I will stop testing you now... maybe.

[Nagilum]

Don't worry, I don't think she'll be seeing to her clients in the garden.

actually.... 

[bardock]

What are you doing on here, you should be ironing your undies, admiring the flowers, counting your cash and brushing your teeth.

Big day today bumdercock

We'll be expecting a report back on how it all goes, no fibs now, we want the truth 

I slept at 3 am yday and woke at 8am. Coukdnt sleep due to the anticipation so ive already done all that.

[Nagilum]

I didnt wanna know that. What a shit day today with all the rain. Could hav pocked a better day

Don't make excuses now, we are all counting on you to deliver. Deliver the payload like cueball did!

I will make a punter out of you yet!

[CatBBW]

actually.... 

Haha! In which case, someone needs to take a brolly with him

[Nagilum]

I slept at 3 am yday and woke at 8am. Coukdnt sleep due to the anticipation so ive already done all that.

I would run a few laps before, press ups, sit ups, bicep curls too just to give you that stallion pumped look.

[Nagilum]

Haha! In which case, someone needs to take a brolly with him

This will bring a whole new meaning to wearing the 'raincoat' 

[cueball]

No, not the garden, mum will hit the roof when she sees grass stains on young burntdick's freshly ironed thunderpants 

[Sonny Crockett]

Don't think about it too much. Just go ahead and do it. Once you've done it, everything will fall into place nicely.

[Nagilum]

Joking aside... 

This is the way I like to prepare pre punt. 

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[Neal69]

This is either the biggest wind up in the history of UKP.

Or

This Guy is actually going to pop his cherry today.

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[Neal69]

Live on UKP too

[bardock]

I feel like an idiot. I went there for a 30 minute slot. I  couldnt keep it hard. Well it did but it was intermittent. No matter how hard she tried. Im just so ashamed. She was really hot tho. But i didnt gwt off. I guess im no longer a virgin tho. Ill giv myself a gandjob once i reach home

[Sonny Crockett]

I feel like an idiot. I went there for a 30 minute slot. I  couldnt keep it hard. Well it did but it was intermittent. No matter how hard she tried. Im just so ashamed. She was really hot tho. But i didnt gwt off. I guess im no longer a virgin tho. Ill giv myself a gandjob once i reach home

Sorry to hear. You'll someday find a way of staying hard at all times. Better luck next time.

[Brazilian Martian]

I don't believe this guy at all he's blatantly attention seeking

[bardock]

Lol youll have to ring her if you dont believe me. But why would I make this up. You want screenshots ? To add to the already existing ridicule

[cueball]

Which wilted first bunduck, the flowers or the pecker?

In my book you're still a virgin, if you didn't get it in then you've still got your cherry.

Showing a lass a floppy dick doesn't constitute losing your virginity

Oh, by the way, what did you think of the tattoo she's got at the bottom of her back? It's hairbrushed out of her pics, I quite liked it

[vw]

I feel like an idiot. I went there for a 30 minute slot. I  couldnt keep it hard. Well it did but it was intermittent. No matter how hard she tried. Im just so ashamed. She was really hot tho. But i didnt gwt off. I guess im no longer a virgin tho. Ill giv myself a gandjob once i reach home

Imagine it was the build up and nerves caused it, no need to feel shame shit happens !

So first kiss, first naked woman and lost virginity in 30 mins !

[anonymous1]

I feel like an idiot. I went there for a 30 minute slot. I  couldnt keep it hard. Well it did but it was intermittent. No matter how hard she tried. Im just so ashamed. She was really hot tho. But i didnt gwt off. I guess im no longer a virgin tho. Ill giv myself a gandjob once i reach home

All the WG care about is the money, so I wouldn't worry too much about your lack of experience and performance. Anxiety can play a part in it too, if I feel anxious or nervous the same thing happens to me too, I always find once I'm comfortable with someone it's not a problem.

[FlyingBreadMan]

I feel like an idiot. I went there for a 30 minute slot. I  couldnt keep it hard. Well it did but it was intermittent. No matter how hard she tried. Im just so ashamed. She was really hot tho. But i didnt gwt off. I guess im no longer a virgin tho. Ill giv myself a gandjob once i reach home

Sorry to hear that Brokedick...who was the girl that you failed to poke?

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[vw]

Sorry to hear that Brokedick...who was the girl that you failed to poke?

Profile link?

Here you go breadman get your dough in to that.

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[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Here you go breadman get your dough in to that.

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She needs to add cum in pants, cum in hand and cum immediately to her likes list before tomorrow's encounter!

[Brazilian Martian]

This comedy song reminds me of your encounter if it is true
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[bardock]

Imagine it was the build up and nerves caused it, no need to feel shame shit happens !

So first kiss, first naked woman and lost virginity in 30 mins !

She was a really good kisser. I really enjoyed that. I didnt perform any oral or anything like that.
She was actually reassuring. Im going to see her again after she comes back from holidays
When i first put it in it felt like suction its such an odd sensatiin. Maybe the fact that im circumcized meant i didnt get stimulated enough.

[Brazilian Martian]

She was a really good kisser. I really enjoyed that. I didnt perform any oral or anything like that.
She was actually reassuring. Im going to see her again after she comes back from holidays
When i first put it in it felt like suction its such an odd sensatiin. Maybe the fact that im circumcized meant i didnt get stimulated enough.

Absolute nonsense  your should start writing fantasy novels as you have a vivid imagination

[bardock]

Which wilted first bunduck, the flowers or the pecker?

In my book you're still a virgin, if you didn't get it in then you've still got your cherry.

Showing a lass a floppy dick doesn't constitute losing your virginity

Oh, by the way, what did you think of the tattoo she's got at the bottom of her back? It's hairbrushed out of her pics, I quite liked it

I think you misunderstood. I did get it in but soon afterwards it went less hard and just sort of came out haha

[bardock]

Absolute nonsense  your should start writing fantasy novels as you have a vivid imagination

Lol here. for your own amusement.

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[Turtle Z]

Oh, by the way, what did you think of the tattoo she's got at the bottom of her back? It's hairbrushed out of her pics, I quite liked it

 

[bardock]

Anyways i told you guys i would go for it. And i did. Even though i didnt get what i expected it was a good experience. Ill come on in the future later for round two when shes back haha.

[cueball]

I think you misunderstood.

Ok, I'll take that as part effort

Did you see the tattoo bunduck? Has she had more done?

[bardock]

Ok, I'll take that as part effort

Did you see the tattoo bunduck? Has she had more done?

There was no tattoo. Although the lighting was dark so i may have missed it.

[cueball]

There was no tattoo.

Good answer 

[CatBBW]

I think you misunderstood. I did get it in but soon afterwards it went less hard and just sort of came out haha

I've deflowered enough virgins to be able to say that this is completely normal. It's a combo of nerves and being a totally different sensation to when you wank.