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Author Topic: Nervous and a virgin  (Read 7726 times)

Offline bardock

Well i just called her and arranged a meet in the next couple days. She sounded really nice and down to earth! But im still very nervous and may end up cancelling. We'll see...

Well i just called her and arranged a meet in the next couple days. She sounded really nice and down to earth! But im still very nervous and may end up cancelling. We'll see...

Hope it goes well for you barcock !   :drinks:

Offline cueball

Well i just called her and arranged a meet in the next couple days

Which one? One of my recommendations I presume?

Rule No 1. Never tell a pro$$ie it's your first time as most will take you for a ride (and not in a good way).

Just try and blag it.  :hi:

Offline bardock

Its really difficult for me because of my religion being raised in a conservative household. Ive never even drank before. So doing this is a really big step. I want to experience it before i get married off some time in the next year or so

Its really difficult for me because of my religion being raised in a conservative household. Ive never even drank before. So doing this is a really big step. I want to experience it before i get married off some time in the next year or so

We treat all newcomers the same regardless of their delusions and religions !

Make sure you use a punting phone you don't want her calling you back on your wedding day !   :scare: :scare:

Offline bardock

Rule No 1. Never tell a pro$$ie it's your first time as most will take you for a ride (and not in a good way).

Just try and blag it.  :hi:
I dont think she will. Se seemed really nice on the phone

I dont think she will. Se seemed really nice on the phone

Think and know are very different creatures

Maybe would be wise for you to read the punting for dummies guide written just for guys like you

https://www.puntingwiki.com/wiki/New_to_Punting

I dont think she will. Se seemed really nice on the phone

They all sound nice until the money gets handed to Sergei. 

Offline freeze44

Good luck Bardock!  :) You took the ribbing well mate...had me pissing myself reading this thread!  :lol:

Offline bardock

Thanks. I CANT WAIT. I talked to one of my mates about it. And hes being very negative about it. But I still will probably go ahead!!

Offline cueball

I talked to one of my mates about it.

Trust nobody at this game bendick, telling your mate can back fire on you, he'll tell another and they'll tell another. No matter how much they say they'll say nowt, they won't be able to help themselves.

You've a lot to learn


Offline cueball

You can be my sensei

 :D I'm not sure I'm the right sensei for you, even though I don't know what it means  :D I could google it but it's been a long week  :D

Offline freeze44

Bulgingcock...Cueball is Yoda...lead well you he will!  :lol:

Offline PLeisure

Let us know how it goes, young Baldrick  :drinks:

With cueball taking you under his wing, skies the limit..  :D

« Last Edit: April 22, 2016, 10:27:06 PM by PLeisure »

Offline cueball


With cueball taking you under his wing

How did I get this bloody job?  :D

Offline freeze44

How did I get this bloody job?  :D

What a team...Ballcock and cueball! Master and apprentice!  :lol:

Offline cueball

What a team...Ballcock and cueball! Master and apprentice!  :lol:

He's the master and I'm the apprentice, I want my virginity back :D

Offline cat1144

This kid is going to report back from his first punt (and shag so it seems) telling us he did anal, WS and HS  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: and surprise us all


Just don't sit there and let the WG chat to you for the duration of the punt and scam you  :drinks:

Odds are the WG will cotton on to your innocence around women pretty damned fast imo  :hi:

Offline stevedave

Its really difficult for me because of my religion being raised in a conservative household. Ive never even drank before. So doing this is a really big step. I want to experience it before i get married off some time in the next year or so

I certainly wouldn't drink beforehand, it might effect your performance. Just ask Uncle Cue for tips, you'll be fine  ;)

Offline sigmund

You can be my sensei

Careful you never know what might happen if sensei and student get too close :scare:
Banning reason: Wanting post by another member deleted because in return the prossie will offer him 15mins for free

Offline bardock

This kid is going to report back from his first punt (and shag so it seems) telling us he did anal, WS and HS  :sarcastic: :sarcastic: and surprise us all


Just don't sit there and let the WG chat to you for the duration of the punt and scam you  :drinks:

Odds are the WG will cotton on to your innocence around women pretty damned fast imo  :hi:
Thanks for all the advice, i think im ready now.
Just had a haircut etc. This is mu second day straight of not masturbating, which is a record for me, saving myself for her! Wondering if I should get her a gift too. :unknown:

Offline cueball

Wondering if I should get her a gift too. :unknown:

That's a great idea, when I saw her she said she really needed a set of metric ring spanners.  :thumbsup:

Thanks for all the advice, i think im ready now.
Just had a haircut etc. This is mu second day straight of not masturbating, which is a record for me, saving myself for her! Wondering if I should get her a gift too. :unknown:

Please don't get a gift you will regret it, sometimes makes things awkward.

Buy cueball a gift instead IMHO


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