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I realise this is potentially a controversial topic, but every now and again, I come across an Adultwork profile where the woman seems to be completely up herself. It's only my interpretation of the profile, and I accept that if I name women whom I think come in that category, other UKP members may leap to their defence, possibly justifiably.
Nevertheless, I thought I'd start this thread, with the intention that anybody else who has a view on an "up herself" prossie might care to contribute to it.
So I'll get the ball rolling with this one:

www.adultwork.com/1859244 or https://www.adultwork.com/Classic+Blonde

Nice looking woman, from what you can see of her, and the (very wordy) profile is highly literate and well organised. . She may well be telling the truth when she says she has a "proper" job, and this is just a hobby. I can only think her job must demand intellect but pay very little, like being a librarian in a theological college.
But what makes the profile "up itself" is the remarkable requirement that if you have not seen her before, you have to pay her for a 60 minute social meeting, to take place at a venue of her choice. If you don't "click", then she says goodbye. In other words, you end up £120 out of pocket,plus the cost of the drinks which no doubt, with a classy lady like her, includes a couple of glasses of champagne. If you do hit it off, you then, it would appear, have to pay for another hour to shag her. What a racket! I can see that she might want the "neutral territory" meeting for her own protection, but to pay a three-figure sum for it is a bloody piss-take. Your time is being wasted as much as hers. It's not just her senses that twirl (I quote from her profile) but mine at her impudence. And you are required to confirm that you have read her profile and understand the terms and conditions. Amazingly, several people have gone through this ludicrous charade, to judge by her feedback. I look forward to a negative post saying "She said I was an uncouth fat slob and buggered off leaving me over £150 out of pocket".
That's enough on her. Any comments, whether in agreement or dissenting?
My next up herself woman will follow shortly. Right now, I'm going ot have a drink: I need one after re-reading that profile.

Sounds deluded to me, no need for chat before hand, usualy a time wasting ruse to not give sex but earn money.

Do like her payment option though, does the machine take notes ?


I tried to make a booking a while back and she replied 'please read the whole of my profile' so i did and thought fuck that, just wanna fuck not play the dating game. I think i've read on here somewhere someone has gone through the process!!

I realise this is potentially a controversial topic, but every now and again, I come across an Adultwork profile where the woman seems to be completely up herself. It's only my interpretation of the profile, and I accept that if I name women whom I think come in that category, other UKP members may leap to their defence, possibly justifiably.
Nevertheless, I thought I'd start this thread, with the intention that anybody else who has a view on an "up herself" prossie might care to contribute to it.
So I'll get the ball rolling with this one:

www.adultwork.com/1859244 or https://www.adultwork.com/Classic+Blonde

Nice looking woman, from what you can see of her, and the (very wordy) profile is highly literate and well organised. . She may well be telling the truth when she says she has a "proper" job, and this is just a hobby. I can only think her job must demand intellect but pay very little, like being a librarian in a theological college.
But what makes the profile "up itself" is the remarkable requirement that if you have not seen her before, you have to pay her for a 60 minute social meeting, to take place at a venue of her choice. If you don't "click", then she says goodbye. In other words, you end up £120 out of pocket,plus the cost of the drinks which no doubt, with a classy lady like her, includes a couple of glasses of champagne. If you do hit it off, you then, it would appear, have to pay for another hour to shag her. What a racket! I can see that she might want the "neutral territory" meeting for her own protection, but to pay a three-figure sum for it is a bloody piss-take. Your time is being wasted as much as hers. It's not just her senses that twirl (I quote from her profile) but mine at her impudence. And you are required to confirm that you have read her profile and understand the terms and conditions. Amazingly, several people have gone through this ludicrous charade, to judge by her feedback. I look forward to a negative post saying "She said I was an uncouth fat slob and buggered off leaving me over £150 out of pocket".
That's enough on her. Any comments, whether in agreement or dissenting?
My next up herself woman will follow shortly. Right now, I'm going ot have a drink: I need one after re-reading that profile.

Here's my second candidate:

www.adultwork.com/585242 or https://www.adultwork.com/leggyandclassy

The photograph on the profile page, showing her lounging in a graveyard while wearing a  Halloween fright outfit is hardly a good start, especially as necrophilia is not an option on the Adultwork likes/dislikes list.
For somebody to be "classy" in my books, they have to do better than post profiles that contain numerous spelling mistakes and grammatical errors. Nor do I think there is anything particularly "classy" about earning money by selling your soiled panties (among numerous other money-grubbing ruses she lists.
She claims to be artistic, and gives the name of a gallery in London which she says sells her work. i looked up its website, and there was nothing on it by any of the female artists which remotely resembled the stuff on her profile. Make what you like of that.
But what puts her in the "up herself" category is the fact that she expects punters to pay £200 per hour to see her. Yes, you read that correctly: £200. That wouldn't exactly be a bargain for a woman half her age in central London.
For a fifty-something with a face faintly like a donkey, it is a joke. She gives her location as "Preston", but a use of the Google map facility gives it as Kirkham, halfway from Preston to Blackpool, and a place chiefly famous as the location of a large open prison. Well, she may be the best escort in easy absconding distance of the prison, but even a lag would have to be desperate to pay her £200 for her services in a depressed are like the Fylde coast.
Amazingly, she has some escorting feedback, so there are some mugs out there prepared to pay her what she asks. Otherwise, I would have dismissed her as delusional. As it is, it must be the punters who are delusional.
And that will do for now. More contributions from all and sundry very welcome.

Great thread! I love some of these profiles of deluded pro$$ies - always good for a laugh! :wackogirl:

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Offline WaitingforGodot

I responded to one of these ads a few months ago as much as anything else out of curiosity.  I liked the look of the girl from her profile so I thought WTF?  Stage One was an exchange of photos which was no great shakes for me (I blanked my face out and used a one-off shot) and, having passed this test, Stage 2 was a "phone interview."  I'm being serious, mind.

The phone call went swimmingly.  It was obvious we were getting along and for about half an hour, we both talked the ear off a donkey to the point where I was actually feeling quite good about meeting her.  At this point, she introduced stage 3.  We would meet for a coffee or a meal (my choice, which I'd pay for) and if, after that, things were still good, we could then meet for a booking.  Even at this stage, I was ok with it.  I mean what the hell, a bit laborious but it's a date with a nice-sounding girl and I'm going to expense the meal anyway.  Then, she dropped the boom.  Her charge for attending said meal was "only" half her punting rate; i.e. 75 quid for the privilege of eating with her (as opposed to eating her) and then going home alone.

I pointed out that she'd now already interviewed me three times, seen my photo and did she seriously expect I was going to PAY for the privilege of feeding her over a FOURTH interview which I yet might fail.  Apparently she did.  Anyway, I politely told her to fuck off...half an hour wasted and no damage done...and moved on.  So that was my experience.  All part of punting's rich tapestry.  Her profile is still on AW so I guess some morons are giving her business.
Banning reason: Previously banned (Nimrod, Horn Reborn)

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I realise this is potentially a controversial topic, but every now and again, I come across an Adultwork profile where the woman seems to be completely up herself. It's only my interpretation of the profile, and I accept that if I name women whom I think come in that category, other UKP members may leap to their defence, possibly justifiably.
Nevertheless, I thought I'd start this thread, with the intention that anybody else who has a view on an "up herself" prossie might care to contribute to it.
So I'll get the ball rolling with this one:

www.adultwork.com/1859244 or https://www.adultwork.com/Classic+Blonde

Nice looking woman, from what you can see of her, and the (very wordy) profile is highly literate and well organised. . She may well be telling the truth when she says she has a "proper" job, and this is just a hobby. I can only think her job must demand intellect but pay very little, like being a librarian in a theological college.
But what makes the profile "up itself" is the remarkable requirement that if you have not seen her before, you have to pay her for a 60 minute social meeting, to take place at a venue of her choice. If you don't "click", then she says goodbye. In other words, you end up £120 out of pocket,plus the cost of the drinks which no doubt, with a classy lady like her, includes a couple of glasses of champagne. If you do hit it off, you then, it would appear, have to pay for another hour to shag her. What a racket! I can see that she might want the "neutral territory" meeting for her own protection, but to pay a three-figure sum for it is a bloody piss-take. Your time is being wasted as much as hers. It's not just her senses that twirl (I quote from her profile) but mine at her impudence. And you are required to confirm that you have read her profile and understand the terms and conditions. Amazingly, several people have gone through this ludicrous charade, to judge by her feedback. I look forward to a negative post saying "She said I was an uncouth fat slob and buggered off leaving me over £150 out of pocket".
That's enough on her. Any comments, whether in agreement or dissenting?
My next up herself woman will follow shortly. Right now, I'm going ot have a drink: I need one after re-reading that profile.

No it is not controversial. You are perfectly right. profiles such as this are deluded up their own arse bints who are trying to take men for mugs. It's up to blokes with any sense to ensure they don't get any business. However undoubtedly some daft twats will patronise them which will only encourage them.
This isn't the first profile I've seen like this recently.  :mad:
Some years ago one of the good girls told me the bad uns talk amongst themselves and laugh at men who fall for such bollocks saying it's like taking candy from a baby.

Offline Bluefin

This fucker
https://www.adultwork.com/2425928


Starts out by calling potential clients devoted paypigs.
Goes on to say that she will make you her bitch and you will do what she says.
Sorry, but is it not up to the paying punter to decide how the meeting goes?
The whole tone of her profile is not exactly going to have potential punters beating down her door, its no wonder she only had 2 feedback ratings for 2015.

Offline pking_paul

Hi OP, not controversial in my book and yes, I am one of the punters for your first post. I think at least one other on here has met her too. I hope they reply as well?

Horses for courses I imagine and trying to book her is a nightmare and can take a few weeks, but its my choice. It worked well for me, and I've seen her a few times now, usually just for an hour though. Only the first meeting was the social thing, which actually added to the fun for me.

I make no bones about liking mature slim part timers as it floats my boat, and this is one I certainly don't regret seeing once in a while.

Is she for everyone? Most likely not. Does she live up to the suggested intelligence? Darn right she does, and not short of few bob either. That's clear from what she spends out and what she wears. TBH, that classiness also adds to it for me, especially when she turns into a bedroom whore who looks you straight in the eye during CIM  :cool:

I punt as I wish, my choice, my fun, my money.


Offline pong

Don't want to hijack the OP's post, but Classi Blond has the strangest arse crack ever.



This fucker
https://www.adultwork.com/2425928


Starts out by calling potential clients devoted paypigs.
Goes on to say that she will make you her bitch and you will do what she says.
Sorry, but is it not up to the paying punter to decide how the meeting goes?
The whole tone of her profile is not exactly going to have potential punters beating down her door, its no wonder she only had 2 feedback ratings for 2015.
I think this is what is known as "financial domination". I don't get it myself.

Offline Burnside

www.adultwork.com/1891855 or https://www.adultwork.com/Iona+Gerber
This one for me, as her prices are steep for her age, and the bit about if you subscribe to U.K punting no need to contact her. :angry: :manhater:
Having said that reading her profile this put the idea in my head about joining what has proved to be a valuable site. :drinks:
Banning reason: Previously banned (the good 1) aka Jamie Eldridge


2 review(s) found for Iona Gerber linked to in above post (1 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

There is a simple reason that stuff like this happens, the market allows it to happen. These people are charging what they are charging and someone must be paying, or they would have gone out of business.

For my money (and it was a fair bit of money) Classic Blonde was well worth it. Two meetings at hotels, yes a bit of verbal foreplay on the phone. We opted for tea the first time (so no coffee breath) rather than a 4 course Tudor dinner. Both were great punts. She dresses and undresses really well, kisses like a harlot at the moulin rouge and sucked me dry. So, well worth it and classy rather than up herself. I did see one WG in Bristol who was not as part time as she pretended. The so-called in-call was in a hotel, dinner was drawn out and a la carte and the conversation was all about her profession (linked to nursing as I remember). She was up herself when what I wanted was to get up her. Yup, the rare ones who are up themselves and do the stringing along are crap. They are either young and very pretty, or slightly past their best but not comfortable with it. The other trait is that they don't really enjoy the sex at all really. Personally if they're that bad I walk away now before too much piss gets taken ( no, not in that way, not my thing).

Offline Leveve

There is a simple reason that stuff like this happens, the market allows it to happen. These people are charging what they are charging and someone must be paying, or they would have gone out of business.

This one requires a photo of you before she'd meet you and look at the prices. She's been around for a while charging like this as well so presumably some Plymouthians have got far too much money to burn  :wacko:

www.adultwork.com/3069765

Offline Chuckman

This one requires a photo of you before she'd meet you and look at the prices. She's been around for a while charging like this as well so presumably some Plymouthians have got far too much money to burn  :wacko:

www.adultwork.com/3069765

£90 for fifteen minutes??? Stuff that for a game of soldiers!  :thumbsdown:

Offline GreyDave

No it is not controversial. You are perfectly right. profiles such as this are deluded up their own arse bints who are trying to take men for mugs. It's up to blokes with any sense to ensure they don't get any business. However undoubtedly some daft twats will patronise them which will only encourage them.
This isn't the first profile I've seen like this recently.  :mad:
Some years ago one of the good girls told me the bad uns talk amongst themselves and laugh at men who fall for such bollocks saying it's like taking candy from a baby.

 :drinks: :drinks:      This sort of thing reminds me of one of my ex`s, bitch I used to spend £100`s on her before she would allow log like fuck ( I reckonI love punting as a result of her lack of interest in any thing but cash )

£90 for fifteen minutes??? Stuff that for a game of soldiers!  :thumbsdown:

Well someone is paying it and thats why she is charging.

I agree though, there are too many women who are well up their arses. There are others who seem to feel the need to say they are "high born" (WTF?) or their parents are wealthy and all sorts of shite. Im not easily impressed. All i need them to do is be pleasant, decent, clean,attractive to me, charge the rate im willing to pay and pretend that they are my lover for 1/2/1 hour. I dont need their fookin life history..

Offline Beef Flaps

Worthy discussion.  :hi:

I've never understood the whole "classy" thing. No you're not "classy" no matter how hard you convince yourself. When all is said and done you're slurping down the contents of ball sacks for money and possibly rimming my shitter. Nothing "classy" about that I'm afraid.

Any whore (yes whore, that's what they are) that presents themselves this way. Will treat your punt as a date rather than you paying for a service that you may have certain expectations off.

If I wanted a date I would go on one, paying the whore for the privilege of taking her out on a date - that's one for the fluffs. Personally I would gather the money that I would of spent on her and seen a well reviewed young slapper and paint her face with the white stuff after pounding her arse than seeing some stuck up old tart !

Each to their own in this regard, for me why the fuck when there are so many other options available. Looking over the SAAFE forum, the amount of whores that get in a rage over young hotties under cutting there prices is shocking. Best read between the lines with this hobby, If they are up them selves its more than likely your going to be ripped off. Not to say the service will be shit. The price will not match the cobwebs in her Beef Flaps.  :thumbsup:

Placing the pussy on a pedestal comes to mind. And to be even further blunt - It's like reading a review where the punter spent 90% of his time pleasing the whore. Your paying not the other way round. Fucking delusional if you ask me. Don't get me wrong I have respect for the Whores of this world who deliver a good service at a good price and treat them with respect and in turn I expect to pay for her to please me not the other way round.

To many fluffy delusional cunts hiking up the prices. Don't be fooled.
Banning reason: Arrogant twat

Hi OP, not controversial in my book and yes, I am one of the punters for your first post. I think at least one other on here has met her too. I hope they reply as well?

Horses for courses I imagine and trying to book her is a nightmare and can take a few weeks, but its my choice. It worked well for me, and I've seen her a few times now, usually just for an hour though. Only the first meeting was the social thing, which actually added to the fun for me.

I make no bones about liking mature slim part timers as it floats my boat, and this is one I certainly don't regret seeing once in a while.

Is she for everyone? Most likely not. Does she live up to the suggested intelligence? Darn right she does, and not short of few bob either. That's clear from what she spends out and what she wears. TBH, that classiness also adds to it for me, especially when she turns into a bedroom whore who looks you straight in the eye during CIM  :cool:

I punt as I wish, my choice, my fun, my money.
Thank you for the courteous reply. It is reassuring to learn that the persona projected by the profile is reflected in the reality. She was in my "hot list" until I read the small print, whereupon my jaw dropped.
 Why she cannot undertake her filtering exercise to eliminate unsuitable punters in a more efficient  and (for the would-be punter) less expensive way I cannot imagine. A phone call and a couple of open-ended questions by e-mail should do the trick.
She remains in the "up herself" category as far as I am concerned. But as you say (in effect) it's your money to spend as you please.

www.adultwork.com/1891855 or https://www.adultwork.com/Iona+Gerber
This one for me, as her prices are steep for her age, and the bit about if you subscribe to U.K punting no need to contact her. :angry: :manhater:
Having said that reading her profile this put the idea in my head about joining what has proved to be a valuable site. :drinks:

And she's on tour. Glasgow and Chelsea SW3. Stupid cow.


2 review(s) found for Iona Gerber linked to in above post (1 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Offline StevenS

For my money (and it was a fair bit of money) Classic Blonde was well worth it. Two meetings at hotels, yes a bit of verbal foreplay on the phone. We opted for tea the first time (so no coffee breath) rather than a 4 course Tudor dinner. Both were great punts. She dresses and undresses really well, kisses like a harlot at the moulin rouge and sucked me dry. So, well worth it and classy rather than up herself. I did see one WG in Bristol who was not as part time as she pretended. The so-called in-call was in a hotel, dinner was drawn out and a la carte and the conversation was all about her profession (linked to nursing as I remember). She was up herself when what I wanted was to get up her. Yup, the rare ones who are up themselves and do the stringing along are crap. They are either young and very pretty, or slightly past their best but not comfortable with it. The other trait is that they don't really enjoy the sex at all really. Personally if they're that bad I walk away now before too much piss gets taken ( no, not in that way, not my thing).

I read her profile as having to do 120 notes to have a chat with her and then more money if she decides I'm worth fucking. Therefore possible that over a £2 a minute coffee she could equally say no thanks.

Offline Burnside

And she's on tour. Glasgow and Chelsea SW3. Stupid cow.
She might not be daft, as she no doubt has use of her own private jet :sarcastic:, and i had forgot to mention her snobby locations when putting this up last night. :mad:
Banning reason: Previously banned (the good 1) aka Jamie Eldridge


Offline Diehard

I responded to one of these ads a few months ago as much as anything else out of curiosity.  I liked the look of the girl from her profile so I thought WTF?  Stage One was an exchange of photos which was no great shakes for me (I blanked my face out and used a one-off shot) and, having passed this test, Stage 2 was a "phone interview."  I'm being serious, mind.

The phone call went swimmingly.  It was obvious we were getting along and for about half an hour, we both talked the ear off a donkey to the point where I was actually feeling quite good about meeting her.  At this point, she introduced stage 3.  We would meet for a coffee or a meal (my choice, which I'd pay for) and if, after that, things were still good, we could then meet for a booking.  Even at this stage, I was ok with it.  I mean what the hell, a bit laborious but it's a date with a nice-sounding girl and I'm going to expense the meal anyway.  Then, she dropped the boom.  Her charge for attending said meal was "only" half her punting rate; i.e. 75 quid for the privilege of eating with her (as opposed to eating her) and then going home alone.

I pointed out that she'd now already interviewed me three times, seen my photo and did she seriously expect I was going to PAY for the privilege of feeding her over a FOURTH interview which I yet might fail.  Apparently she did.  Anyway, I politely told her to fuck off...half an hour wasted and no damage done...and moved on.  So that was my experience.  All part of punting's rich tapestry.  Her profile is still on AW so I guess some morons are giving her business.

You got her link please....I'd love to contact this Bint.


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