I’m posting this as a separate review rather than adding to the Soho Walkups Thread on advice from UKP members. This review is based on my first visit to a walk-up, and is probably more useful to other soho newbies than seasoned veterans.
NB: There is some confusion as to the identity of the girl I saw. She introduced herself as “Jenny” and stated that she was just covering Berwick street but doesn’t work there permantly. Based on the descriptions on the wiki (
External Link/Members Only) I would guess she is actually Nicky (ROU), however doughslayer in the soho thread believes she is Selina of Lisle Street, but the girl I saw isn’t Russian. Is there more than one Selina? In any case I’ll describe her as fully as possible.
No link (other than the obvious, and not very useful
External Link/Members Only)
Just The Facts Ma’am* Type & Price: Walkup, 10 min, £40 + £4 tip for maid.
* Booking & Comms: N/A (I knocked on the door, maid opened the door!)
* Venue: 70A Berwick Street, upper flat.
* Services: Oral, positions (all covered)
There’s No Accounting For TasteSo, I had just had an odd experience in my longer “Plan A” booking for the evening (review here
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=92730.0 if anyone cares), in that I found it impossible to come with the WG I’d booked.
Needless to say I was a bit worried by this and felt I has something to prove to myself, so I quick marched to 70a Berwick Street, intending to see Nadia.
70a Berwick Street is located (IIRC) in between a clothes shop and a beauty salon, on a street with several bars and quite a lot of foot traffic. No one paid me the slightest notice entering the doorway (not that I wold have cared anyway) and I passed to guys coming out, one in the hallway and one coming down the stairs. Being the malicious nobhead that I am, I made an effort to make eye contact with both but with no luck
. I knocked on the door to the upper flat and it was opened by a small dark haired English woman who welcomed me in and took me straight to the room.
The WG introduced herself as Jenny. She was mid 30’s, around 5’5” maybe 5’6”. A curvy size 10-12, with hair dyed a very dark red, pulled back in a bun/ponytail. She was wearing glasses, a red basque with black thong and black tights. She was very obviously a dark-skinned “Romany” type Romanian, although she claimed to be “italiano”
. I found her to be very attractive and she had a pleasant flirty / funny manner to her, with very good English.
She talked me through the price menu, I paid her and gave a tip for the maid (she said “whatever you want to give”, and I know the usual tip is £2, but I just happened to have four pound coins in my pocket) then disappeared out of the room for a minute.
The room was larger and cleaner than I expected, and was decorated mainly in nurse’s costumes / paddles / thigh-boots etc. hanging from the walls. The double bed was relatively clean and comfortable although the mattress was a bit thin.
Jenny came back in to the room and I quizzed her again on being Italian / Romanian. She finally caved in when I asked her if she spoke Romanian in Romanian (I’ve picked up about a dozen words over my punting career). She did admit it and swear me to secrecy, and asked if I’d ever had a Romanian girlfriend. She seemed to think it was really funny that I’d picked up some of the language from WG’s. We had a little laugh / banter about it and with a smile on her face she told me to hurry up and finish getting undressed.
She put the condom on me with her mouth and went into a vigorous BJ for a minute or two then climbed on top for cowgrl. We carried on having some banter while fucking in this this position for a couple of minutes until she jokingly scolded me for “not focusing on the job” and climbed off and finished me off with a HJ/BJ combo. We carried on talking while I got dressed (she was complaining that some punters try to steal her knickers on the way out but she wasn’t worried with me as I “don’t look like that sort of pervert”
), and gave me a hug and a peck on the cheek as I left. I looked at my watch and I’d been in there almost 20 minutes although I only paid for 10.
All-in-all my first soho experience was overwhelmingly positive and tremendous VFM, although I get the impression that I was very, very lucky in what girl I saw and on the timing front.
Scores On The Doors* Face: 7/10
* Body: 7/10
* Attitude: 9/10
* Accuracy To Profile: N/A
* Overall: 8/10
* Would See Again: Yes, if I could only work out which walk up she works from normally!