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Says it all really , I was wondering what's the worst experience you've had when punting , it's doesn't have to be about the sex , I'll share mine ....


Was about 7 years ago , I used to go see a WAG just outside of Walsall town centre , I didn't drive then so was always a mission to get there but I was a little bit in love which this WAG so it always worth it , she was a ebony beauty with still the greatest body I've ever seen , fantastic tits & ass to die for , but she was a master of massage too & because of my work I suffer from a shite back so she was perfect for me plus she very beautiful & really friendly, so anyway I'd arranged to go see her about 6pm but normally she liked to see me at 5pm but my work came in the way this time so she said as a one off I could see her at 6pm instead , so I arrived on time & was really enjoying myself & she had dressed in sexy red lingerie as requested , lovely small thong on a think ebony ass is my favourite & she wore it very well. So I was asked to turn over after the massage to see a massive figure at the door , it was her boyfriend or husband & I froze in fear not knowing what the fuck to do so I just went with it , he was looking in the room but not directly at us so I couldn't understand what was going on , so I'm there screwing his gf/wife & he's just standing there looking vacant & not saying anything , it's not until she turns & sees him standing there that she's screams for him to get out & she'll sort him in a minute , so we carry on I have to admit that was the first time I've ever been with a woman & not been able to cum , he had totally put me off my game. So I had to ask what was going on after I told her he had been there for about 5/10 minutes & she told me he was her brother & he was a little slow & didn't know what was going on , never felt so embarrassed , there's me thinking I was part of some kinky shit , I never saw her again ....

Offline Rook69

Lol. That would have had me jumping out of the window.
I havent had anything like that - my worst / tense moment was while having a massage with Linda / Judy in northfield - all going very nice a quiet when suddenly about 4 people come into the house (all chinese) and stand in the kitchen next to the room im current starkers in arguing very loudly.... I wondered if I had a scrap coming up and was planning my route to my clothes and out the door. It turned out that about 6 people live at the house and I was left alone. Did scare me though.

Many years ago, several very nasty experiences with street-girls, involving theft and attempted theft. I hope, and like to believe, that I've learnt a bit since then, my incautious, brains-completely-in-the-balls, youth.

But I've also been involved, without payment, with women advertising in 1970s contact magazines whose hubbies were masochist and enjoyed, apparently, being tied down in the room next to where their wives were getting it, loudly ...  .

Offline toby2

My worst experience was when I was conned out of £60 by an Irish girl about 3yrs ago. She was called Luscious Lora on aw.
I arranged meet in a house in Erdington Birmingham. Door opened, she looked ok but house was dirty, I should not have gone in. Went upstairs with her, bedroom ok, and handed over £60. She went out of the room to take cash. Came back, told me that she had run out of condoms. She said that there was a supermarket opposite and she could buy some. I went with her but she told me to wait outside the shop because she knew one of the shop assistants. I began to get suspicious. After about 5 minutes she came out of the shop, with two bags of shopping and said that they had sold out of condoms but there was another shop down the road. She asked me to take her there, in my car, I agreed. She told me to wait in my car while she took her groceries in the house. I did but she didn't come out again. She left me waiting in my car. I waited several minutes then I knocked on her house door. A black man and woman came to the door, and told me that Lora had gone out. It was almost like going to a totally different house. I went back to my car and phoned her. No reply. Tried several times, same response. I gave up and wrote off the £60 as a bad experience and a piece of bad luck. The following week I told another wg about my experience and she told me another one of her customers had been done by the same girl. In his conn he was told to wait outside the house, after handing over his money because a man from British Gas had told her to evacuate the house due to a gas leak. He was left standing outside until he got fed up of waiting and went home.
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Offline Chuckman

Many moons ago I saw a girl in Erdington who advertised in the local small ads. Paid £40 for half an hour. No kissing and she didn't like having her breasts touched. Started off with the most unenthusiastic handjob. This was followed by a 'oh if I must' OW which consisted of her putting some of the tip in her mouth and moving her head up and down for about 20-30 seconds, all of it slowly as if it was a major effort.

Then it was on to sex in doggy which after a minute was asked if I wanted to be wanked off. Declined and carried on, all the while she just kneeled there in silence as if it was a great affront to her and she was just putting up with it.

Soon as I finished she tells me she's been doing this for twenty-five years; her jaded attitude made that perfectly clear.


Below is a snippet of a conversation I once had with another member on here via PM. It wasn't the worst experience I've ever had, but as I was relatively new to punting at the time, I did nearly shit myself.

'I think one of the first times I became aware of someone else being in the apartment when I was with an escort was with Donna from Walsall. Several years ago she used to be my regular and I could never understand why she'd always leave the bedroom door open (she still does btw). Anyway, one day I was absolutely jackhammering her arsehole when I saw someone from the corner of my eye. I turned to fully look and there's a short black guy in the doorway just stood there watching! I'll be honest, I was a little taken aback and didn't know what to do, so I just gave him a nervous smile and carried on fucking her. I've never looked back since - literally!! I later found out that it was her husband!! The guy also appears on her gangbang video, IIRC, he's the one filming.'


There's been a few. 


Bait & switch in Aston.  Should have left as she was probably the ugliest thing I've seen let alone put my cock in. I couldn't bring my self to shag her, but credit where due, she gave a good blowie.

A Romanian from first class suit in selly oak that when I shagged her, her pussy sounded like a pump for a blow up bed.

Again first class suit, a girl who literally lay there like she was dead.

A girl in ward end whom yawned and asked if I was almost finished (took my time)

A girl whom on adultwork looked stunning but when she took her bra off had some witches tits


Never been scared though.  So not the worst punts.  And apart from annoying, I can laugh about them. 

Offline azrael

One if the few time i saw a thai wg, pre punt shower went in thinking we was alone came back out totally starkers with a raging hard only to find myself face to face with another female carrying a baby. Turns out her sister turned up whilst i was in the shower. Punt went down hill from there

Went to lush in Walsall one evening after work. Popped in to see my regular girl,  but she was busy so was told to wait in the next room.  Next thing I'm sat there and all hell breaks loose with the punter she has got.  She's yelling and him swearing and going crazy.  Made a run for it as quick as I could.

Went to see Anna in Walsall,  but ended up seeing her friend again.. Half way through Anne's family turned up and she let them in as we where banging away.

Offline MarkR

Booked to see a girl on AW, mainly as she was local. But when I got there she looked awful. I couldn't go through with it so I said I felt ill and left. She's still on AW.

Worse one though....booked an outcall but wg said she wasn't available but her sister was. I went with it. She turned up on time, and was very attractive. Thought I'd struck lucky. Said she needed to give money to her friend outside....you can guess the rest, didn't come back in. Tried to get registration but they disappeared quickly. Rang her number, boyfriend answered and said I must have wrong number, knew I hadn't. Never done an outcall since.

Offline temmop

Cheap massage in Wolverhampton. Dodgy area, horrible, smelly house, old, overweight woman who stunk of fags, wore old tired underwear and gave a painful, oil-free massage. Why I didn't nope out of there as soon as she opened the door I don't know.

I had a shocker in January, booked the girl through AW, she seemedva solid 6/10 which when you're just horny will do. Offered CIM, non smoker, place looked clean etc.

Got there and she was 15 years at least older than her photos and profile claims. Stank of ciggies too, which puts me off, but I was there, she had great feedback and I was horny.

On to the bed, she lies me down and in fairness, gives me one of the best blowies I've ever had, then just as I'm about to come she moves forward, I was thinking she didn't fancy CIM so no alarm bells, then suddenly just as I hit the point of no return she sits on it bare!!! 

She didn't advertise BB so I had no idea this would happen, I was Livid!! She didnt seem to understand why.

I had myself tested and thankfully everything came back clean, I'm just going to give it another few weeks so any possible pregnancy issues  are off the table, I suspect she's too old and probably not keen on having a child herself, but before I name her I want to make sure she has no leverage on me.

I took the usual precautions in terms of false name, punting phone etc, but lets be honest, someone who is motivated and only a tiny bit tech savvy could find out your real name.

Offline temmop

I had a shocker in January, booked the girl through AW, she seemedva solid 6/10 which when you're just horny will do. Offered CIM, non smoker, place looked clean etc.

Got there and she was 15 years at least older than her photos and profile claims. Stank of ciggies too, which puts me off, but I was there, she had great feedback and I was horny.

On to the bed, she lies me down and in fairness, gives me one of the best blowies I've ever had, then just as I'm about to come she moves forward, I was thinking she didn't fancy CIM so no alarm bells, then suddenly just as I hit the point of no return she sits on it bare!!! 

She didn't advertise BB so I had no idea this would happen, I was Livid!! She didnt seem to understand why.

I had myself tested and thankfully everything came back clean, I'm just going to give it another few weeks so any possible pregnancy issues  are off the table, I suspect she's too old and probably not keen on having a child herself, but before I name her I want to make sure she has no leverage on me.

I took the usual precautions in terms of false name, punting phone etc, but lets be honest, someone who is motivated and only a tiny bit tech savvy could find out your real name.

Holy shit!!!  :scare:


Offline smithie1000

I think we have a winner  :timeout:
No, we want someone who has been with Lil and a review, that would be a winner as far as west mids goes, some one must have done her?
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Offline gavp1984

No, we want someone who has been with Lil and a review, that would be a winner as far as west mids goes, some one must have done her?

Who is Lil? I'm new to the website,  is she the holy grail of the Midlands?

Who is Lil? I'm new to the website,  is she the holy grail of the Midlands?

She's the holy grail of something......

Offline Dellboy

She's the holy grail of something......


More than that. She is the standard we all aspire to. .....

No, we want someone who has been with Lil and a review, that would be a winner as far as west mids goes, some one must have done her?

You mean apart from you??  :lol: :lol:

Offline smithie1000

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Offline toby2

Two more bad experiences of mine are:-
           1) Went to a house in Netherton nr Dudley, chosen mainly because it was fairly near to where I live. Picture looked nice on aw. A girl about 20ish but she was Romanian. I was kept waiting about 20 minutes while she got ready, which got me off to a bad start straight away. Eventually was told house number. Knocked, door opened revealing a Roma woman about 50 years old with a 'fag' dangling out of the corner of her mouth. I said is the girl ready for me. She said ''it's me''. I immediately 'did a runner'. The only positives were that the woman opened the door for me to exit and I didn't lose any money. Since then I have never chosen a girl just because of short travelling distance. I would rather drive 30 miles, in heavy traffic, for a good punt.
            2) A few years ago I went to see a Thai girl called Bella in Albion St Wolverhampton. She was a member of, what is now the Water St Thai group in Birmingham. I had seen her many times before so I knew who to expect. Door opened to reveal a different, less attractive Thai girl. I said that I wanted to see Bella. She said that Bella had gone back to Thailand. I began to walk out and she said, aggressively, ''don't you like me ?''. She continued to put pressure on me to stay but she obviously could see that I was disappointed. I agreed to stay, and paid my money. She did the usual, taking the notes out of the room, then returned. As soon as she came into the room there was loud shouting coming from the adjacent room. A man's angry voice. She told me it was not a good time for me to be here because the man was Suzy Star's boyfriend and he was violent when angry. I asked for my money back. She refused. I said ok then we will ignore the idiot in the other room and you can do your job. She seemed surprised at my response. We went ahead BJ, sex, RO etc. In fact I had my full time and surprisingly it was not too bad. The shouting man had gone quiet by then. I think that the whole thing had been an act to get rid of me simply because she could see that I didn't really want to see her. Since then, if I am not happy when I meet the girl, I walk straight out without hesitation.   
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Offline smithie1000

Two more bad experiences of mine are:-
           1) Went to a house in Netherton nr Dudley, chosen mainly because it was fairly near to where I live. Picture looked nice on aw. A girl about 20ish but she was Romanian. I was kept waiting about 20 minutes while she got ready, which got me off to a bad start straight away. Eventually was told house number. Knocked, door opened revealing a Roma woman about 50 years old with a 'fag' dangling out of the corner of her mouth. I said is the girl ready for me. She said ''it's me''. I immediately 'did a runner'. The only positives were that the woman opened the door for me to exit and I didn't lose any money. Since then I have never chosen a girl just because of short travelling distance. I would rather drive 30 miles, in heavy traffic, for a good punt.
            2) A few years ago I went to see a Thai girl called Bella in Albion St Wolverhampton. She was a member of, what is now the Water St Thai group in Birmingham. I had seen her many times before so I knew who to expect. Door opened to reveal a different, less attractive Thai girl. I said that I wanted to see Bella. She said that Bella had gone back to Thailand. I began to walk out and she said, aggressively, ''don't you like me ?''. She continued to put pressure on me to stay but she obviously could see that I was disappointed. I agreed to stay, and paid my money. She did the usual, taking the notes out of the room, then returned. As soon as she came into the room there was loud shouting coming from the adjacent room. A man's angry voice. She told me it was not a good time for me to be here because the man was Suzy Star's boyfriend and he was violent when angry. I asked for my money back. She refused. I said ok then we will ignore the idiot in the other room and you can do your job. She seemed surprised at my response. We went ahead BJ, sex, RO etc. In fact I had my full time and surprisingly it was not too bad. The shouting man had gone quiet by then. I think that the whole thing had been an act to get rid of me simply because she could see that I didn't really want to see her. Since then, if I am not happy when I meet the girl, I walk straight out without hesitation.

Very interesting and well done mate.   :hi:
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Offline toby2

Here is another two experiences for you punters. Both of these incidents occurred in the apartment block in Inge St in China town area of Birmingham. Opposite the Hippodrome theatre.

              1) In January I was having a 1 hour session with the popular Victoria. We had finished our activities and were chatting. Victoria said that she could smell smoke. I thought it was my trousers because earlier I had spilt mouth wash on them and Victoria suggested putting them to dry over the heater. Her previous customer didn't put the top on the bottle properly so when I picked it up it went all over my jeans. It wasn't my trousers but a fire in an apartment on the floor below. We opened the door to find the corridor full of smoke, with a fireman in full gear and breathing apparatus. He told us everything was under control and we should stay in the flat and shut the door. I was locked in the apartment with Victoria. I had often dreamt of this scenario, so it wasn't a great hardship for me. Victoria, though, was shaking like a leaf, saying ''we need to get out'', ''we need to get out''. I tried to reassure her that we would be ok. We both survived, and eventually the firemen let me out of the block. Aren't our emergency services wonderful.
               2) Around Christmas time I saw a polish girl called Naomi Blonde, in an apartment on the other side of the block. Her profile now is called Stunning Kathy but it is being used by another girl.
  https://www.adultwork.com/2432253 or https://www.adultwork.com/Stunning+Kathy
On my second visit with Naomi I noticed that she had a very swollen/cut lip. I asked her what had happened. She told me that her friend Olivia (who is now called Nicole and works with Victoria in her flat) had trouble with an 18yr old black man. She said that Olivia screamed because the man pushed her face down hard on the bed. Naomi rushed in to the rescue and pulled him off Olivia. A fight broke out. He pulled the metal door handle off and smashed it in Naomi's mouth. It broke one of her front teeth, which cost her £600 at the dentist to repair. He ran off. they contacted the police and arrested him at his home because Naomi had his mobile number. I visited her a 3rd time and she is ok now. She told me that this is the only bad thing that has happened to her in 3 years of doing the job. A court case is pending in which she is hoping to get her £600 back.

 
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Offline smithie1000

Here is another two experiences for you punters. Both of these incidents occurred in the apartment block in Inge St in China town area of Birmingham. Opposite the Hippodrome theatre.

              1) In January I was having a 1 hour session with the popular Victoria. We had finished our activities and were chatting. Victoria said that she could smell smoke. I thought it was my trousers because earlier I had spilt mouth wash on them and Victoria suggested putting them to dry over the heater. Her previous customer didn't put the top on the bottle properly so when I picked it up it went all over my jeans. It wasn't my trousers but a fire in an apartment on the floor below. We opened the door to find the corridor full of smoke, with a fireman in full gear and breathing apparatus. He told us everything was under control and we should stay in the flat and shut the door. I was locked in the apartment with Victoria. I had often dreamt of this scenario, so it wasn't a great hardship for me. Victoria, though, was shaking like a leaf, saying ''we need to get out'', ''we need to get out''. I tried to reassure her that we would be ok. We both survived, and eventually the firemen let me out of the block. Aren't our emergency services wonderful.
               2) Around Christmas time I saw a polish girl called Naomi Blonde, in an apartment on the other side of the block. Her profile now is called Stunning Kathy but it is being used by another girl.
  https://www.adultwork.com/2432253 or https://www.adultwork.com/Stunning+Kathy
On my second visit with Naomi I noticed that she had a very swollen/cut lip. I asked her what had happened. She told me that her friend Olivia (who is now called Nicole and works with Victoria in her flat) had trouble with an 18yr old black man. She said that Olivia screamed because the man pushed her face down hard on the bed. Naomi rushed in to the rescue and pulled him off Olivia. A fight broke out. He pulled the metal door handle off and smashed it in Naomi's mouth. It broke one of her front teeth, which cost her £600 at the dentist to repair. He ran off. they contacted the police and arrested him at his home because Naomi had his mobile number. I visited her a 3rd time and she is ok now. She told me that this is the only bad thing that has happened to her in 3 years of doing the job. A court case is pending in which she is hoping to get her £600 back.

 
We need you to write a book, either as the "most unlucky punter ever" or "the luckiest man ever" being locked in with the most sexiest woman Victoria............... :yahoo:
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