External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyI have been wondering for several months whether to write this review and put the cat amongst the pigeons again, as clearly she is a Marmite girl and you either love her or hate her.
I am not going to write this in the form of a standard review but more of a collection of thoughts and observations for you to make up your own mind.
Having read so many negative reviews on here, I nevertheless decided last year to follow up on Scooby's positive one and go in eyes wide open.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=26564.0The Physical
A very attractive 23 year old "Farm girl tomboy" Romanian ( I have seen her ID ) Hair colour varies but mostly Blonde. Not stunningly beautiful facially but pretty and dead cute in a very cheeky way.
She claims to have lost weight recently. I never saw her back in the days of the early reviews so I can't comment how she was then but over the six months or so I have visited her fairly regularly, she has stayed around the size 8/9 mark.
She has absolutely stunning breasts. Firm, shapely and entirely natural with regularly shaped nipples and medium sized areolae.
The Mental
"Mad as a box of frogs" is how BestBefore descibed her, and I wouldn't disagree. She is young and impetuous and thinks she knows what she wants and takes no shit or prisoners if you start dictating your needs without understanding her mindset first.
Now I am am easy going sort of bloke who is happy to catchee monkey slowly as it were, so I would begin to play her at her own game. She smokes a little and yet even as a non smoker I notice her breath is usually fresh with no fag hints. I sometimes tell her off in a fatherly kind of way often and talk about her health.
I think she comes from a poor and large family and has taken a lot of shit in her life. She never wants to return home and after some of the things she has told me I can understand why. Hence..
The Trust Issue
"I trust no-one" she is regularly fond of saying.
The first time we met I tried to gently finger her rather tight ( - what I would term a one and a half finger ) pussy and got a resounding no! "Not until I know you!" OK fine. Your rules. Well the second time I saw her that rule was relaxed and now she can't get enough.
Kissing is the same. Trust buildup to DFK takes a few visits. The first occasion I complained and did ask for a bit of tongue, she stuck it right down my throat and we both burst out laughing!
Receiving oral on the other hand is always very welcome. She has excellent sweet pussy hygiene and I have never had any complaints down there.
Giving Oral is something else. She has become quite accomplished. Wet, sloppy and deep with no sign ever of teeth.
Ball licking, teabagging not a problem for her.
When suiting up time arrives, condom is always applied expertly by mouth.
I am not going through the Kama Sutra of what she likes as she can fuck for Romania, but light anal fingering is included. Anal penetration however is neither wanted, nor available, despite the contradictions on her profile.
Cim is an extra £20 on top of her basic VFM £100 ph. Removes the evidence discretely. Personally am not bothered about swallowing.
Note to those Romantics out there who like the candles, soft music and slow build up fumbling with that bra catch ( which I often do too ) Forget it with her.
No sooner are you in the door she will often get her kit off within minutes, jump on the bed spread eagled demanding attention
Comms
Mostly rubbish. Forget emailing her.
She is no techie and doesn't have proper internet access. I don't think the profile has been revised for some time.
The way I have found best is to call - generally at fairly short notice - her posted number, when the green light is up and if lucky she will answer. If not she usually sends a text shortly thereafter with her location and postcode.
Fortunately she is very local to me so if not available I always have a plan B and C ready to go too.
Timing
She can be a bit of a clockwatcher at times. There is a large clock hanging behind the door, so I would always recommend looking at it and discretely mentioning the time out loud when you arrive to mitigate any later potential conflict.
A quick aside for those who like a little post-coital snack, one of London's most famous Fish and Chip Shops is just around the corner in Lisson Grove
There you have it. The good, the bad and the ugly.
Probably left out a lot but yours to take or leave.
I suppose the bottom line for me is that I inevitably leave with a large grin on my face.
As you can tell, I do like Marmite
