These days my punting exploits happen rarely, but once in a blue moon I fancy a relaxing massage with extras.
Today, I did a quick google search for massage in my area. Lately, I've been looking through AW, but I must say I've been a bit reticent to book anyone from there, hence why going for a massage at least seemed the safest option. Worst way, I'd (hopefully) get a nice relaxing massage, and with any luck a good cum. De-stressed.
Anyway, I live quite near this place I found; a Chinese Medicine and Massage shop right on the Cricklewood Broadway, opposite a Costa Coffee and another Siam Thai spa shop adjacent to it. I'd heard via other posts on this forum that the Siam Thai massage shop, whilst offering a good service doesn't do any extras, which is why I ended up going to the Chinese shop. See link below.https://www.gumtree.com/p/deep-tissue-massage-services/chinese-massage-in-cricklewood-harrow/1155605964
I walked in and paid £25 for a 30 min massage. Not bad. I was introduced to a rather plain looking 30 something lady, small petite and Chinese - but seemed passable. She was polite, spoke decent English and was friendly enough. Once in the massage room, she invited me to undress (yes I took my jocky shorts off too, so kinda knew from that point extras might be on the cards). So I relaxed into the oily massage. 20 mins later after a gentle and frankly, quite average massage, she started to do the standard card swiping, nail butterfly tickles around and between my crack, thigh and sack area. I felt the ol pecker thicken, so got ready for the final stage and turned over.
She asked me if I wanted a HJ (£20) or b2b for (£60) - so I opted for the oily HJ at first. She then offered fully naked b2b for £50, which stupidly, in my horny "hadn't had any action for ages" state of mind, accepted and paid her the extra £50. £75 down!
She got undressed which showed to me her rather mumsy soft body, with ok tits - as she took her panties off, I noticed a plump hairy muff and then her top; slightly hairy armpits. ugh.... I'd paid the money, so thought fuck it, no going back now and saw it through.
What happened next was basically a rip off. Just a little bit of tit rubbing, over my body and cock - nothing even close to what I prescribe to be a proper b2b massage, where normally the lady in question would climb on and rub her oiled up body against mine (read my Finchley Central Natural Ways post for details on that punt). I questioned her, and explained what i wanted. She looked at me aghast and nope, said that's my lot, but she'd finish me with an oily HJ. "What a cunt", I thought to myself, I've just gone and wasted £75 for a crap oily HJ in a crappy massage shop. Why, ffs?
I felt my old chap shrinking with the self loathing/embarrassment of it all, not wanting to cause a scene and argue over the rip off service for my cash back. I just wanted to finish and go.
Luckily, I managed to relax myself enough, lie back and put her image out my mind and to my surprise, I did manage to cum. To be honest, this is the lowest I've ever felt on a punt and I'm kicking myself for it. I shall not be doing the 'Chinese massage shop' trip again any time soon. I know there are good ones, but it all seems so random as you never know who you're going to get.
I'll just consider this a lesson learned and just go back to AW for normal punts! Lord help me lol